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04:45We've not heard of him.
04:47You will.
05:04Where have you been?
05:07Training.
05:10Don't wander off without telling me.
05:16What are you doing, sir?
05:19Sawing a patch.
05:20Is that not my job?
05:22You know how?
05:27Then quit jawing and get the brushes.
05:29Thunder looks like he's been dragged through a hedge.
05:32What about breakfast?
05:33There's salt beef after you're done.
05:36I'd sooner eat the horse, sir.
05:38You'll eat my fist if you don't do as you're told.
05:49Never mind that.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Yeah, just like that.
05:54Keep it as close to the edge as possible.
05:58And that's your whip stitch.
06:00How'd you get it so even?
06:03Just...
06:04Just practice.
06:05Just try again.
06:10There.
06:11Yes!
06:15Sir?
06:16Mm-hmm?
06:17Is it odd that I have black hair growing out of my stones?
06:20It's odd that you're telling me.
06:25Prince, Baelor was the firstborn.
06:27Prince, Makos sprang out last.
06:30Damon was the bastard, so they kicked us bastard.
06:33Grass is green in summer.
06:34Green grass I adore.
06:36But grass is red all over.
06:38Winnie kill a rebel.
06:40Horses die in battle.
06:41This battle was the front.
06:43Blackfly's not a true born.
06:45He came from the wrong country.
06:47Was in peril.
06:48The anvil was a rock.
06:50The hammer smashed the bastard with his giant feigning.
06:54Host of dawnish spearmen.
06:59Fetch my armour.
07:00Now?
07:03Aye, now.
07:05Why?
07:08Because I mean to enter the lists.
07:10You don't have your shield?
07:15Well, yeah, we'll gather it along the way.
07:18Mm-hmm.
07:19Also, the right of first challenge goes to Knights of Highbirth and Renown.
07:23Are you a Knight of Highbirth and Renown, sir?
07:25Wait.
07:26So, I cannot enter the lists today?
07:29Not today, sir.
07:30No.
07:31Only Knights of Highbirth and Renown.
07:36And why have I been vomiting all morning?
07:38It's a mystery.
07:46No!
07:47No!
07:47No!
07:48No, no, no!
07:49Um…
07:49Goose eggs.
07:51Just, just the eggs.
07:53No, no, no.
07:54Goose eggs.
07:54Uh…
07:56Umm…
07:56Goose eggs.
07:59I…
07:59Just the…
08:06Do you like goose eggs?
08:09Your shield will be ready this evening, sir.
08:29Shut up.
08:32Shut up.
08:33Shut up.
08:38Shut up.
08:43Shut up.
08:50Shut up.
08:54Shut up.
09:02Shut up.
09:05Shut up.
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11:33Shut up.
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13:03Lord Ashford's youngest, Sir Andro.
13:16He's a deaf lad.
13:18Indeed, indeed.
13:19But we're a challenger to come forth.
13:24And on all Sir Andro, against all odds,
13:27the lucky few who backed such an unlikely winner
13:29would find their pockets full.
13:37Now, now, rest assured, rest assured, I mean no disrespect.
13:41I ask only what you already intend.
13:44Drive your foot from his saddle and take your place on Champion's Row.
13:49I do not want a victory that I have not earned.
13:54Have you not earned it?
13:59Let Sir Andro take the fall,
14:01and you shall have his horse, arms and armour as recompense for your role.
14:05A tidy sum for a young edge knight who presently calls an aldertree home.
14:11It's an elm.
14:15Elm.
14:20I beg you, think on it.
14:22I shall seek your answer on the morrow.
14:26Perhaps the rains will hold till then.
14:30Mind your pride, Sir Duncan.
14:35Mind your pride, Sir Duncan.
14:58Mind your pride, Sir Duncan.
15:00Son of Mirkar,
15:03grandson of King Terran the Good,
15:05and prince of Oz考ar and Aryan.
15:08Prince,
15:09Aryan, Bright Flame!
15:25Yeah!
15:43Cousin?
15:52Not to worry, I won't embarrass you today.
15:59Come out, come out, little knight.
16:02It's time you face the dragon.
16:15Come out!
16:47Kill him! Kill him!
16:51Kill him!
16:55Kill him!
16:57Kill him!
17:00Kill him!
17:03Ah!
17:04Oh!
17:12He's too low.
17:24Jay!
17:41Kill him!
17:43You're preconceived.
17:44You're mistakes.
17:45Come out guys.
17:49r slavery
17:50Come out grass.
18:0520
18:10K
18:22I want to leave.
18:23Aye.
18:31But that was a terrible sight.
18:34But a squire must be strong.
18:36A mishap may befall me.
18:38And I'll need you to keep your wits if it does.
18:41That was no mishap.
18:49The jousting is done for the day, I think.
18:53Come, lass.
18:56Oh, Alice was a special lass
19:00For the rest of summer
19:02Lost a digit and in stock
19:04Now feeling awfully glum
19:06Oh, Alice with three fingers
19:08A copper in a glass
19:10Had two fingers
19:12Less than most
19:12You'll shut the lock your eyes
19:14Oh, Alice in Harrisville
19:16Oh, feeling down alone
19:18I tried to buy a pinky
19:20But I got the whole of me
19:22Oh, Alice with three fingers
19:24Never had a lot
19:25She gave me all she had to give
19:28To more than what was soft
19:29Oh, more than what I want
19:37Do you suppose there wasn't Alice, sir?
19:41The crippled girl who shoved her hand up men's arses
19:44I think there probably was
19:47Of course there probably was
19:49Do you think her name was really Alice?
19:55No
19:55I just think Alice is a nice name to write a song to
19:59That means there was a cripple girl
20:01Who was so good at pleasuring men in their bums
20:03That they saw fit to celebrate her in song
20:05And yet they could not bother credit her true name
20:08If there's a lesson in that
20:10It's for wiser men than me to say
20:13Perhaps it is a story of honour
20:16Honour?
20:18A misfortune girl making the best of her natural gifts
20:22One might wish for more
20:24But is this not the act of a dogged spirit
20:26Giving more than what is asked
20:28The whole arm bone, as it were
20:31Perhaps her name does not matter then
20:33It's her story that abides
20:36Her name is Hope, sir
20:38Belongs to all who invoke it
20:55Did you ever know your father, Egg?
21:00No, not really
21:02Most like I saw mine hanged
21:06There was a pot shop in Flea Bottom
21:09We used to sell them rats and cats and pigeons for brown
21:13Cook there always said my father was some thief
21:17If he was as big as me
21:18He wouldn't have met a very good one
21:33Say your fortune
21:35Oh, yeah, go on then
21:36You shall know great success and be richer than a Lannister
21:40Thank you
21:41Do the boy now
21:46You shall be king
21:49And die in hot fire and worms shall feed upon your ashes
21:54And all who know you shall rejoice in your dying
21:58What?
22:03Thank you, that's very good
22:07Why would she say that?
22:09Why would she say what?
22:10Come on
22:15So, Duncan
22:17I saw you earlier with this boy
22:19Yeah, this boy is my squire
22:22Egg, this is Raymond Fosseway
22:25Good day
22:29Will you join me in my tent for a cup of cider?
22:31I can wait in the puppet show, sir
22:33Bring your shield when the performance is over
22:39We make it ourselves
22:44Very well
22:51Have you chosen an opponent yet?
22:52Oh, er, I'm not sure
22:58Who does your cousin mean to challenge?
23:01If anyone's wounded on the morrow
23:03I'm sure Stefan will be quick to knock on his shield
23:07He's about as chivalrous as a starved weasel
23:17I suppose Sir Andrew and I are quite equally matched
23:20A local favourite
23:22You mean to play the villain?
23:25I heard Arian were in spitting rage at Lord Ashford for giving away his horse
23:28Little comfort that will be to Sir Humphrey
23:31It looked as if he was going to carry the day
23:33Now his legs shattered like a baking dish
23:34My squire thinks Arian meant to kill the horse
23:40It's just hard to accept that a knight might be so dishonourable
23:44Let alone a prince
23:46Why is that hard?
23:50No, I...
23:51They're incestuous aliens, Duncan
23:54Blood magickers and tyrants who've burned our lands
23:57Enslaved our people
23:58Dragged us into their wars
24:00With no respect for our history or our customs
24:02Every pale-haired brat that's saddled on us has been madder than the last
24:05God's know how
24:07The only honourable thing a Targaryen can do for this realm is finish on his wife's tits
24:12So I, I think he meant to kill the fucking horse
24:23I got it carried away there
24:29I heard that part about the tits from Stefan
24:40Uh...
24:43Excuse me.
25:32LAUGHTER
25:37Eww!
25:38There, Ian. His old smiles and chivalry as long as his father's watching.
25:42I saw Prince Maker's chair was empty.
25:44He left Ashford this morning to search for the rest of his misbegats.
25:48Misbegats? Which are those?
25:50He's there. Darren. And the youngest.
25:53They departed somewhere altogether a few days ago, but never reached Ashford.
25:58There's rumours going about the boys are dead.
26:00But most like Darren, he's probably just drunk again.
26:06Little Wonder Maker's been walking around like someone pissed in his swan pie.
26:10He's probably just worried about his sons.
26:12Seven know why. Darren's a sort.
26:15Arian's just vain and cruel.
26:19The third's so useless, we're going to ship him off to a citadel to make a maester of him.
26:22From the youngest.
26:23No! Send open! You have to come!
26:25Aria's hurting her.
26:26Hurting who?
26:32Woo!
26:39Toad!
26:46Toad!
26:47Fuck!
26:49Up!
26:52Come over here!
26:54Tell him!
26:55salvage!
26:56Holy crap!
27:16Why did you throw your life away for this whore?
27:21She's scarcely worth it.
27:25It's a traitor.
27:28To Dragondor, never lose.
27:34Nothing more to say.
27:44You've loosened one of my teeth.
27:49So we'll start by breaking out all of yours.
28:04Don't hurt him!
28:06You stupid boy!
28:08Hold your tongue or they'll hurt you!
28:10No, they won't.
28:11If they do, they'll ask it to my father.
28:13Let go of him.
28:15Wait.
28:15Your call.
28:16Do as I say.
28:19You impurent little rat.
28:21What's happened to your hair?
28:23I cut it off, brother.
28:25I didn't want to look like you.
28:26I don't know.
28:28I don't know.
28:40I don't know.
28:43I don't know.
28:48I don't know.
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