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00:00:25Jesus, Mom, can you at least warn me
00:00:28when you're gonna do that? Please?
00:00:31Oh, please. Don't be such a child.
00:00:34Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:45See? The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:00:48Still safe and sound.
00:00:50Well, you should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power
00:00:53to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:56And if it falls into the wrong hands,
00:00:59it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family
00:01:06would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:09Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:15Do you know how much our family has suffered
00:01:18over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know.
00:01:22Sorry.
00:01:23You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:27And you can't reach your full potential
00:01:29until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week,
00:01:35or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:38Mom, no, please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood, you are getting married
00:01:42whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please.
00:01:45Understand?
00:01:49Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:53Remember?
00:02:01Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:02:03This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:09For two more nights.
00:02:11Fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:29That would be $25.
00:02:32I think you mean it's on the house.
00:02:34Right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:56There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I'm in Vegas like I said it would be, old man.
00:03:09Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:13Remember your mission.
00:03:15Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her,
00:03:17and then that whole obnoxious family
00:03:19will be there to pay off our debts.
00:03:21You mean your debts.
00:03:22Quiet!
00:03:23It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:29Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:03:33I am going to sell your little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:38Dad.
00:03:39Dad's secret is just a kid.
00:03:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:44Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:47Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50I understand.
00:03:51Good!
00:03:52And you!
00:03:53Keep practicing!
00:03:55You sound god-awful!
00:03:58Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:13It's two of us.
00:04:15You're saying you don't remember me.
00:04:18Who remembers shitmen in his dumb teens anyways?
00:04:20No way.
00:04:21Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it in one sitting at like 2am.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:27It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:29But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:31Really?
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The wand of light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:53Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't true love?
00:05:01I am Lili, by the way.
00:05:04Lili Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you.
00:05:11Lili Collins.
00:05:12Damn.
00:05:13He's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:17Wow.
00:05:17Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:42Okay, Svenson.
00:05:44Don't fuck this up.
00:05:48Okay, Svenson.
00:05:58Eric motherfucking Svenson.
00:06:01Excuse me?
00:06:02You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me?
00:06:04And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:09Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:06:11I know exactly who you are.
00:06:27You know who she is?
00:06:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:43Are you nervous?
00:06:45Not at all.
00:06:47You can always vote, you know.
00:06:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:53Not a chance.
00:06:55I'm here to win.
00:06:57You sure?
00:06:59Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:03I am very focused.
00:07:07Are you guys done making gugu eyes at each other or what?
00:07:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:14I call.
00:07:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:18But don't worry.
00:07:20I'll let you go another round.
00:07:22Once I beat you.
00:07:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:37Eric?
00:07:50I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:53Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:57Do you want me to stop?
00:08:13What's he?
00:08:14Let him watch.
00:08:16Give him a shower.
00:08:20Oh.
00:08:22Oh.
00:08:25Oh.
00:08:26Oh.
00:08:26Oh.
00:08:27Oh.
00:08:28Oh.
00:08:30Please don't stop.
00:08:31These are words.
00:08:33Tell me what you want.
00:08:35I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:37Please.
00:08:38That's a good girl.
00:08:45Erick
00:08:49Wait, wait, I think I'm gonna
00:08:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:58No, that was from him
00:09:09Lucky son of a bitch
00:09:10Beginner Lux, let's see you do it again next hand
00:09:14No can do
00:09:16I have a date with a very pretty lady
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present?
00:09:29Erick Phillips
00:09:31It is Vegas
00:09:33Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:47No, it wasn't very nice of you
00:09:49To tease me with your strap of your dress during our game
00:09:54It's very distracting
00:09:57Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you
00:10:00To send me that little vision during our game
00:10:03I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview
00:10:14Eric, there are people
00:10:15And if you're quiet, they won't see you
00:10:21I should stop
00:10:23This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go
00:10:24You know, you were right before
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am
00:10:28And who out there is exactly as they present?
00:10:32But I am...
00:10:33Look, I don't care who you are outside of this
00:10:36Look, I don't care who you are outside of this
00:10:37For once in my life
00:10:38I just want to forget about everything
00:10:42Just live in the moment
00:10:44And I think you can help me do that
00:10:55Remove the camouflage
00:10:57I want you to see you
00:11:00The real you
00:11:02But then you'll know who I am
00:11:04I already know who you are
00:11:06The real you
00:11:09Wants to let go
00:11:15No one's ever looked at me like that
00:11:18He really wants me
00:11:19The real me
00:11:21Fuck
00:11:24You are gorgeous
00:11:27I want you, Eric
00:11:30I need you
00:11:35Spread your legs for me
00:11:41Keep your eyes open
00:11:44I want you to watch yourself come
00:11:47All over my fingers
00:11:53Keep your eyes open
00:12:00I thought you said that they couldn't hear me
00:12:02They can't if you stay quiet
00:12:04Keep your eyes open
00:12:06Or I'll stop
00:12:11That's a good girl
00:12:13Look down at my hand
00:12:19Oh my god, they hurt me
00:12:21They can't
00:12:23Just relax
00:12:25I can't, Eric
00:12:28It's okay
00:12:29Don't think
00:12:31Just tell
00:12:33Tell me anything
00:12:35So good
00:12:36But I need more, Eric
00:12:42You feel so good
00:12:43I can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:48I can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:50I can't wait to make you come
00:12:51I'll beat you there
00:12:53I'm gonna kill it now
00:12:54I want you to scream my name
00:12:57Let it go
00:12:57Five
00:13:00Four
00:13:02Three
00:13:03Two
00:13:07Four
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand
00:13:31In front of other people
00:13:33I think this is your floor
00:13:41I'll be at the fountain tomorrow
00:13:43At eight o'clock
00:13:45If you decide that you want more
00:13:47See you there
00:13:58How does he know what floor I was on?
00:14:06So you've told me all about your wild sister
00:14:08And the things that she's done
00:14:11What about you?
00:14:13Me?
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister
00:14:17The boring one, if you will
00:14:20And I do what I'm supposed to do
00:14:22With all the rules and all that good stuff
00:14:25I don't believe you
00:14:27I mean, I know how you are in an elevator
00:14:29Oh, come on
00:14:33Come on
00:14:34It's Vegas
00:14:35Let me be your bad influence
00:14:37Just for delight
00:14:40So
00:14:42Any bad ideas?
00:14:47Just one
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:12No games
00:15:13Just fuck me already
00:15:14I thought I would try to woo you first
00:15:16Consider me wooed
00:15:17You think we could take it slow?
00:15:19Well, your lips say one thing
00:15:21But your body says something else
00:15:35Wait
00:15:37Shit
00:15:39I almost lost my cool
00:15:40I gotta remember the plan
00:15:44Oh my god
00:15:46I can't believe I just did that
00:15:47That was so embarrassing
00:15:48This is why I don't do crazy shit
00:15:50That was way too much
00:15:51Hey
00:15:52You're never too much
00:15:53You don't understand, Eric
00:15:55Okay, if my family saw me do any of that
00:15:58They would freak out
00:15:59Tonight's not about your family
00:16:01Tonight's about you
00:16:02Remember?
00:16:03Forget what everyone else has told you to do
00:16:05Do something that you want to do
00:16:08Something no one would expect
00:16:10Maybe he's right
00:16:12I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do
00:16:18For once in my life
00:16:20I'm doing something for myself
00:16:22She spotted the chapel
00:16:25Just like I planned
00:16:29So are you, uh
00:16:30You sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:32It's only temporary
00:16:33Okay, and old magic is weak
00:16:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning
00:16:39So
00:16:40Are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:42I'm ready if you're ready
00:16:45Come on
00:16:49Let's go
00:16:55You nervous?
00:17:00Uh, it's my sister
00:17:08I need to take this
00:17:09Oh, yeah
00:17:10Take your time
00:17:11Elvis here
00:17:12Wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet
00:17:13Hey mama
00:17:14Let's get some flowers for you
00:17:15Come on
00:17:15Let's do it
00:17:17You need to come home
00:17:18Now
00:17:19I can't, secret
00:17:21Eric
00:17:21Dad's up to something
00:17:22He invited Fitzgerald to the house
00:17:24And made me dress up
00:17:26He looks at me weird
00:17:27It really freaks me out
00:17:28You were my big brother, E
00:17:30I need you
00:17:31Here
00:17:31Listen, I can't leave right now
00:17:33But I promise
00:17:34When I come home
00:17:35I'll have enough power
00:17:36To get rid of dad forever
00:17:37Okay?
00:17:41Hey
00:17:43Is everything okay?
00:17:45Yeah
00:17:48Yeah, it's fine
00:17:51You, uh
00:17:52You sure about this?
00:17:54It's only temporary
00:17:56Come on
00:17:57We'll be laughing about this for years
00:18:02Let's go
00:18:18Right
00:18:18Only temporary
00:18:20Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon
00:18:22Then a hand fast bond is
00:18:24Nearly unbreakable
00:18:26But she doesn't know that
00:18:27And once she does
00:18:29She'll hate me
00:18:31Is your sister okay?
00:18:33Is something wrong?
00:18:36Nothing's wrong
00:18:37We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis
00:18:40What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:43Alright, you ready to rock and roll
00:18:44You hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:47Let's get this show started
00:18:49Woo!
00:18:50Woo!
00:18:51Woo!
00:18:54Woo!
00:18:55Woo!
00:18:55Woo!
00:18:56Woo!
00:18:56Woo!
00:18:57Woo!
00:18:59Woo!
00:19:02Woo!
00:19:04Woo!
00:19:06Woo!
00:19:16This is it.
00:19:18I have the Wand of Light.
00:19:20The most powerful object in the world.
00:19:23If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father.
00:19:27Set secret and eye free.
00:19:35But I already betrayed her once.
00:20:19Off to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:22Be back soon.
00:20:32It's only temporary.
00:20:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:38Hmm.
00:20:39That's weird.
00:20:41The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:56No, it's...
00:20:59Complicated.
00:21:00Complicated?
00:21:01Or distracted?
00:21:03You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind her power to this family.
00:21:08Not to play house.
00:21:10You're a Svensson.
00:21:11Act like one.
00:21:12Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:16I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:18I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:21Then stop hesitating.
00:21:23If the rumors about the Wand of Light are true, we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:27So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then bring her to me, idiot.
00:21:42He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:53You lying piece of troll shit!
00:21:56You didn't want me.
00:21:57You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric.
00:22:05You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:22:07That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did.
00:22:10But that was before we...
00:22:11Before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:13Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:17I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:18I'm trying to save mine.
00:22:19Oh, I know all about you, Svensons.
00:22:22All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want.
00:22:27I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:33The hand fast, Mark, it'll fade.
00:22:35Just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:22:38The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:22:40Not that part.
00:22:41Not with you.
00:22:43It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:45You will never, ever get the wand!
00:22:49Lily, what?
00:22:51When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again!
00:23:09So, that didn't happen.
00:23:12My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:17Then a month went by.
00:23:20Then, well...
00:23:25See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:28It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:31Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:37Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:52I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys.
00:23:57Nothing.
00:23:58Not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:12Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:16The emotional ass-whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:22No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:24:25No one, I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:56What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:59Nothing.
00:25:00I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:25:05Payday?
00:25:06Someone sent you!
00:25:07Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:10Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:13Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:23No!
00:25:26No!
00:25:26No!
00:25:27No!
00:25:27No!
00:25:28No!
00:25:28No!
00:25:28No!
00:25:29No!
00:25:29No!
00:25:29No!
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:31You're in over your head.
00:25:34I'd rather die than let you take the wand!
00:25:39Suit yourself.
00:25:44Suit yourself.
00:25:53What the fuck?
00:26:08Get off me!
00:26:09Get off me!
00:26:09She has the wand!
00:26:11I got the wand.
00:26:12I'll get the rest later.
00:26:16No!
00:26:20You are the reason I lost the wand.
00:26:23Who are you?
00:26:29The hand fast mark.
00:26:30The hand fast mark.
00:26:34Hello, wife.
00:26:35Miss me?
00:26:39What are you doing here?
00:26:41Well, you know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but it looks
00:26:45like you're more into bondage.
00:26:47I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:48Shut up!
00:26:53You should be thanking me.
00:26:54I did just save your house.
00:26:55Thanking you?
00:26:56You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:26:59How did you even find me?
00:27:02Wait a minute.
00:27:04You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:27:07Maybe.
00:27:09Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:13Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghosted me for six months, and
00:27:18now you come in here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:23Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spentant schemes?
00:27:28I-I-I just-I need it, okay?
00:27:31It's-it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:34No!
00:27:35Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage.
00:27:38Not yet.
00:27:39But he knows about the wand.
00:27:40If he gets a hold of it, he's gonna sail to the highest bidder.
00:27:43Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world.
00:27:46Or worse.
00:27:47No!
00:27:48Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:27:54She has the wand, that shadow thief or whatever!
00:27:57And that's your fault!
00:27:59I can get it back!
00:28:02Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance.
00:28:06I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:10the divorce spell.
00:28:12Please, Lily, just give me one more chance.
00:28:14Please.
00:28:15I can't trust him.
00:28:17I shouldn't.
00:28:20But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:29No.
00:28:31No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:34It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right.
00:28:38So I don't let the wand fall into the wrong hands.
00:28:41And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:28:46the entire world?
00:28:48Fair, uh, whatever you want, Lily.
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:54Alright, I'll call you wife.
00:28:57And you can call me whatever you want.
00:29:00Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:02Shut up!
00:29:03Don't call me wife either.
00:29:05After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell.
00:29:07Got it?
00:29:08You're breaking my heart.
00:29:09I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:13Yeah, you're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:17We'll see.
00:29:22Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:27That's a 10-mile radius.
00:29:29We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:29:31Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay?
00:29:34It doesn't last long, though.
00:29:36We'll have like three or four days.
00:29:37Well, lucky for you, I already packed our bags.
00:29:42Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:48After this, we're done.
00:29:50You got it?
00:29:50Don't go back on your words, Venson.
00:29:52We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:54Cross my heart.
00:29:56Hope to die.
00:30:15You magicked a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just any car.
00:30:25This is Bessie.
00:30:27You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:30:32In a car without a roof?
00:30:34I mean, if you're not comfortable, I could go by myself.
00:30:43If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:45Hmm.
00:30:46I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:30:49I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:53Then your chariot awaits, wife.
00:30:57Then your chariot awaits, wife.
00:31:30You're Svensson.
00:31:32You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:34Wait, why are we turning?
00:31:35We don't have any time.
00:31:36We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:42Plus, it's getting dark.
00:31:43We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:46Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:47Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:51What is with guys and cars?
00:31:53Jesus.
00:31:53No.
00:31:54I mean, literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:01Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:03The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:06Your family has issues.
00:32:08Finally.
00:32:09Something we can agree on.
00:32:11Was this your plan all along?
00:32:13Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil,
00:32:15so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the divorce?
00:32:18Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:21Yeah.
00:32:22Okay.
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have,
00:32:39then you do not even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:48I promise, no funny business.
00:32:52Pinky promise.
00:33:13Good night to you two.
00:33:28in Vegas you said you had a sister right yeah Seagrid
00:33:39she didn't ask to be a Svinson she's different than us
00:33:44better not like you no not like me but you already know that
00:34:17so
00:34:43good morning wife
00:34:46I told you not to call me
00:35:03you were saying something
00:35:07what
00:35:10how did you know I was awake
00:35:13the husband always knows
00:35:21well if you don't mind I'm gonna shower
00:35:27no peeking
00:35:32cross my heart
00:35:34hope to die
00:35:42I need to get a grip
00:35:44some washboard abs and a cocky grin
00:35:47aren't enough to make me fall for him
00:35:50I just need this one time
00:35:54to take the edge off
00:36:02I remember
00:36:04he touched me like this in Vegas
00:36:18look I'm so close
00:36:25that's it Lily
00:36:27be a good girl
00:36:29and go for me
00:36:37are you ready
00:36:57you said that you wouldn't look
00:37:01I don't need to look
00:37:03to know what you were doing
00:37:04while thinking about me
00:37:07god you are so full of yourself
00:37:09do I know what I heard
00:37:11say another word
00:37:12and I'll turn you into a frog
00:37:17were you thinking about that time
00:37:19in Vegas
00:37:21where I ate you out
00:37:22in the shower
00:37:23you came so hard
00:37:25you almost crushed my skull
00:37:26between your thighs
00:37:29I think about those times a lot
00:37:32yeah well I don't think about them at all
00:37:59you still haven't even told me
00:38:00what you want the wand for yet
00:38:03it's on a need to know basis
00:38:04oh don't you think I need to know
00:38:08I am your wife after all
00:38:10oh now you remember you're my wife
00:38:13funny how you only remember that
00:38:14when it's convenient for you
00:38:15I remember every time I think about
00:38:17how badly I fucked up in Vegas
00:38:19so all I am is a mistake
00:38:20if I remember right
00:38:21you're the one that suggested
00:38:23that we get hand fast married
00:38:24obviously that was before I knew
00:38:26about all your bullshit and lies
00:38:29duty and responsibility
00:38:30might not be a big deal
00:38:31in your family
00:38:32but in mine it's huge
00:38:34see there you go again
00:38:36always worried about what your family wants
00:38:38it's never about what you want
00:38:39I follow the rules because I have to Eric
00:38:42if I don't I end up in situations like this
00:38:45did you ever stop to think
00:38:47that maybe that's unfair
00:38:48that maybe your ideas
00:38:50and their ideas are bullshit
00:38:52you ever think of that
00:38:54spoken like a true Spinson
00:38:56well you're a Spinson too sweetheart
00:38:58not much longer
00:38:59I can tell you that
00:39:19I want to get some coffee
00:39:21it's getting dark
00:39:21you really think you should be alone
00:39:23so now that we're married
00:39:24you think you have to babysit me too
00:39:30fine just don't take too long
00:39:35you got her in the car or what
00:39:37who
00:39:38don't play dumb with me boy
00:39:40the little Sherwood witch you married
00:39:43forgot to tell me about
00:39:46you thought I wouldn't find out huh
00:39:48you did a good job of hiding it
00:39:50I'll give you that
00:39:51maybe you are my son after all
00:39:54huh
00:39:54what's the end game here
00:39:55you said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand
00:39:58so you could pay off your debts
00:39:59what does she have to do with it
00:40:00because I'm not an idiot like you
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family
00:40:07when I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law
00:40:11and then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world
00:40:16so you just want to use her
00:40:17like you use mom
00:40:19like you're using your own daughter
00:40:21this is not a request boy
00:40:23bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name
00:40:28your magic everything
00:40:29and your sister she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes
00:40:44this isn't right the trail should still be here
00:40:48would you like some coffee Miss Sherwood?
00:40:50yeah thank you
00:40:51wait how did you know my
00:40:54you
00:40:58but the map said that
00:41:00that's cute
00:41:01you think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:09that wand is mine
00:41:14not anymore it's not
00:41:15and sadly my employers need your powers too
00:41:18employer?
00:41:22hold still
00:41:23this will only hurt a bit
00:41:25no stop
00:41:25stop
00:41:28no
00:41:31no
00:41:32no
00:41:33no
00:41:33no
00:41:34no
00:41:34no
00:41:34no
00:41:34no
00:41:35no
00:41:35no
00:41:35no
00:41:35no
00:41:35no
00:41:35no
00:41:35no
00:41:40no
00:41:41no
00:41:46no
00:41:51no
00:41:52no
00:41:54no
00:41:55no
00:41:56I
00:41:56no
00:41:57no
00:42:03I don't understand.
00:42:05The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:42:08What did she want with my powers?
00:42:10Thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:42:13She can't have gone far. We'll find her.
00:42:15Lay low for now.
00:42:16He airs down the car. I can't breathe.
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:30Hey, hey. Look at me. Look at me. You're okay. You're okay. Just breathe. I got you. You're safe.
00:42:38I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric.
00:42:41I'm not gonna let that happen. Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:57I still hate you.
00:43:01If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:06This doesn't change anything.
00:43:08It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:10Once we get the wand and we do the divorce spell,
00:43:14now we forget each other existed.
00:43:21Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:26You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:43:30who can make you feel this way?
00:43:36Eric.
00:43:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:47We can't do this.
00:43:51This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:56Let's get the wand. That's it.
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:03We do the divorce spell.
00:44:05And we never see each other again.
00:44:08No.
00:44:09No.
00:44:11No.
00:44:15No.
00:44:17No.
00:44:17No.
00:44:19No.
00:44:20No.
00:44:20No.
00:44:20No.
00:44:20No.
00:44:22No.
00:44:22No.
00:44:30No.
00:44:42No.
00:44:45No.
00:44:46No.
00:44:49No.
00:44:50No.
00:44:53No.
00:44:55No.
00:44:56No.
00:44:58No.
00:45:00No.
00:45:01couples
00:45:02you mean or cheese
00:45:05say you're the horniest bastards in the long world
00:45:08it lowers any fear
00:45:11doubt, shame
00:45:14grancy your deepest desires
00:45:16without any fear of
00:45:19judgment or
00:45:21consequences
00:45:29here I don't
00:45:31I'm trying not to
00:45:42here I don't
00:45:44I'm trying not to
00:45:51the spell
00:45:53doesn't create desire
00:45:54it lets go of the lies
00:45:57it tells us what we really want
00:45:59what I want doesn't matter
00:46:02it matters in here
00:46:05tell me what you really want
00:46:07you can say goodbye
00:46:09and go our separate ways
00:46:11or you can tell me you want this
00:46:14you want me
00:46:18tell me to stay
00:46:22stay here
00:46:23please
00:46:25god what is this
00:46:27is this just the magic
00:46:29no
00:46:32it's not the spell
00:46:34it's freedom
00:46:37in here the outside world
00:46:39doesn't matter
00:46:39just you
00:46:41and me
00:46:44I shouldn't want this
00:46:46I know
00:46:49I shouldn't be doing this
00:46:53or this
00:46:55be able to share with
00:46:57to the most respected family
00:46:59of the whole rich world
00:47:01you definitely shouldn't sound
00:47:03this fucking sexy
00:47:05to mind
00:47:07you love the ear
00:47:09to the share with family
00:47:12who are you
00:47:13I want you
00:47:15Eric
00:47:16I need you
00:47:20tell me who you are
00:47:24Lily
00:47:24close
00:47:29but not quite
00:47:32tonight
00:47:33tell me who you are
00:47:35your wife
00:47:59this doesn't change anything
00:48:03I know
00:48:05we can have tonight
00:48:06and then
00:48:07tomorrow we go back
00:48:08to who we are
00:48:09on the outside
00:48:10sure
00:48:11I'll go back
00:48:12to being my bad self
00:48:13and you can go back
00:48:14to pretending to be
00:48:15a good little witch
00:48:17excuse me
00:48:18don't deny
00:48:19Lily
00:48:19share with
00:48:20Svenson
00:48:21I know
00:48:21I know
00:48:22what kind of
00:48:22dark
00:48:23naughty thoughts
00:48:24you have
00:48:26I don't
00:48:28it's okay
00:48:29to be bad
00:48:31you don't have to
00:48:32pretend
00:48:35I don't
00:48:35huh
00:48:39you know
00:48:40just because I have
00:48:41half my magic
00:48:42doesn't mean I can't
00:48:43play with you
00:48:43for tonight
00:48:56now you're gonna
00:48:57sit there
00:48:58like a good
00:49:00little
00:49:01witch
00:49:06and I'm
00:49:08gonna do
00:49:09whatever
00:49:10I
00:49:11want
00:49:14to you
00:49:18I don't remember
00:49:20packing that lingerie
00:49:21close your eyes
00:49:25Eric you're so good
00:49:27for being such
00:49:29a bad boy
00:49:30I'm
00:49:31being properly
00:49:33motivated
00:49:36not to move
00:49:38see how long
00:49:39it takes you
00:49:40to break
00:49:41for you
00:49:42I could stay
00:49:42here forever
00:49:43pretty to think so
00:49:45why don't we
00:49:46test that little
00:49:47theory
00:49:47huh
00:49:48we're playing
00:49:49a dangerous
00:49:50game
00:49:52all you have
00:49:53to do
00:49:55is admit
00:49:55that I win
00:49:57I'll let you
00:49:58fuck me
00:49:59I'll even
00:50:02let you
00:50:02come
00:50:03wherever
00:50:03you want
00:50:06you can
00:50:07come here
00:50:09or here
00:50:12I'll even
00:50:14let you
00:50:16come in
00:50:16here
00:50:16god
00:50:18come on
00:50:20I know
00:50:22you wanna
00:50:22just admit
00:50:24that I'm
00:50:25right
00:50:27fine
00:50:28you win
00:50:30oh what was
00:50:31that
00:50:32you hurt
00:50:42so what's
00:50:44my prize
00:50:48I could
00:50:49torture you
00:50:50like you did
00:50:51me
00:50:53but I wanna
00:50:54be inside
00:50:54you
00:50:55I wanna
00:50:56feel you
00:50:56squeeze me
00:50:57tight
00:50:59then take
00:51:00me to bed
00:51:00husband
00:51:04call me that
00:51:05again
00:51:08you want me
00:51:09to fuck you
00:51:09husband
00:51:10yeah
00:51:11fuck me
00:51:14tell me
00:51:14tell me a story
00:51:24like the ones
00:51:25you did
00:51:25in Vegas
00:51:27I've got a story
00:51:28about
00:51:29my pet goat
00:51:30Gilmore
00:51:31and how he got
00:51:32stuck on a magic
00:51:33carpet
00:51:35or the story
00:51:36about how my
00:51:37sister tried to
00:51:38negotiate with a
00:51:38troll
00:51:39using only red
00:51:40limits
00:51:43I already know
00:51:44about your
00:51:44family
00:51:47I wanna know
00:51:48about you
00:51:50what's it like
00:51:51to be a
00:51:51Svensson heir
00:51:53you want the
00:51:53insider info
00:51:56you tell me
00:51:57yours
00:51:57I'll tell you
00:51:57mine
00:51:58you gonna tell
00:51:59me how
00:52:00wonderful it
00:52:00was growing
00:52:01up as a
00:52:02beloved
00:52:02and blessed
00:52:03Sherwood
00:52:08is that what
00:52:08you think
00:52:08being a Sherwood
00:52:09is like
00:52:11is that what
00:52:12you think
00:52:12being a Sherwood
00:52:13is like
00:52:14all fun
00:52:14and rainbows
00:52:16yeah
00:52:16everybody loves
00:52:17your family
00:52:18that's not
00:52:18true
00:52:19Eric
00:52:19there are so
00:52:20many people
00:52:21who would
00:52:21love it
00:52:22if we just
00:52:22disappeared
00:52:23my mother
00:52:24has been
00:52:24shouldering
00:52:25all that
00:52:25responsibility
00:52:26and pressure
00:52:27for decades
00:52:27and next year
00:52:29I will be
00:52:30the head
00:52:30witch in
00:52:30charge
00:52:32everyone's
00:52:32counting on
00:52:33me to do
00:52:33the right
00:52:33thing
00:52:34like eat
00:52:34your fruits
00:52:35and veggies
00:52:35like spending
00:52:36my whole
00:52:37childhood
00:52:37being told
00:52:38that the
00:52:38whole world
00:52:39depended on
00:52:40me
00:52:41like never
00:52:42bothering to
00:52:43have any
00:52:43hopes or
00:52:45dreams because
00:52:46my whole life
00:52:47was planned for
00:52:47me from the
00:52:48very start
00:52:48before I was
00:52:49even born
00:52:50I'm always
00:52:51doing the
00:52:51right thing
00:52:52for the
00:52:52family
00:52:52I was never
00:52:53allowed to
00:52:54even think
00:52:54of doing
00:52:55the wrong
00:52:55thing
00:52:56I couldn't
00:52:57be tired
00:52:58I couldn't
00:52:58be scared
00:52:59I couldn't
00:52:59be angry
00:53:00one mistake
00:53:01and my
00:53:02family loses
00:53:03everything that
00:53:03they've ever
00:53:04worked for
00:53:04if this whole
00:53:05world fades to
00:53:06black it's
00:53:06because I
00:53:07messed up
00:53:08because I
00:53:09didn't do
00:53:09a good
00:53:10job
00:53:13I don't
00:53:14think I've
00:53:14ever said
00:53:15that out
00:53:15loud before
00:53:16I'm glad
00:53:17you did
00:53:19your turn
00:53:22growing up
00:53:22a Svinson
00:53:23was a little
00:53:25different
00:53:26the old man
00:53:27likes to say
00:53:27I was the
00:53:29first of his
00:53:30disappointments
00:53:31I guess it's
00:53:32good
00:53:33at least
00:53:34that was
00:53:34first in
00:53:34something
00:53:36I didn't
00:53:37care about
00:53:37disappointing
00:53:37him
00:53:38I just
00:53:39wanted to
00:53:39get away
00:53:40from him
00:53:41I had
00:53:42it all
00:53:42planned out
00:53:42when I
00:53:44turned 16
00:53:44I'd leave
00:53:45change my
00:53:46name and
00:53:46the Svinson
00:53:47bloodline
00:53:47would die
00:53:47with me
00:53:48my mom
00:53:49died when
00:53:50secret was
00:53:50born
00:53:53my dad
00:53:54used her
00:53:55against me
00:53:56every day
00:53:57since
00:54:03so sorry
00:54:04Eric
00:54:04I
00:54:06shouldn't
00:54:07have
00:54:07asked
00:54:09it's
00:54:10okay
00:54:11Svinsons
00:54:11have always
00:54:12lived in
00:54:12the Sherwood
00:54:13shadows
00:54:14we are
00:54:15the shadows
00:54:19all you
00:54:19do is
00:54:20shine
00:54:30he always
00:54:31asked me
00:54:31what I
00:54:31want
00:54:34what do
00:54:35you want
00:54:36Eric
00:54:39you'd hate
00:54:39me if I
00:54:40told you
00:54:41I mean
00:54:42more than
00:54:43you already
00:54:43do
00:54:46I don't
00:54:47hate you
00:54:49I never
00:54:50you're dead
00:55:25Eric
00:55:26something's
00:55:26wrong
00:55:27dad's
00:55:27got
00:55:28visitors
00:55:28a bunch
00:55:29of old
00:55:30guys
00:55:30I don't
00:55:30know who
00:55:30they are
00:55:31he made me
00:55:32play piano
00:55:33for them
00:55:33like some
00:55:33kind of
00:55:34dress up
00:55:34doll
00:55:35it's
00:55:35like freaking
00:55:36me out
00:55:42Eric
00:55:43are you
00:55:43safe
00:55:48Eric
00:55:49are you
00:55:50safe
00:55:50now
00:55:52all those
00:55:52weird old
00:55:53men
00:55:54left last
00:55:54night
00:55:55and I
00:55:56hexed my
00:55:57door so
00:55:57no one
00:55:57could get
00:55:58in
00:55:58don't let
00:55:59anyone
00:55:59in
00:55:59dad tries to get you
00:56:00to play with
00:56:00any of those
00:56:01weird old
00:56:01men
00:56:01I know
00:56:03I'll just
00:56:04do what
00:56:05he says
00:56:06I always do
00:56:08I'm so sick
00:56:09of this
00:56:09E
00:56:10what if he
00:56:10actually does
00:56:11make me marry
00:56:11one of those
00:56:12guys
00:56:12I'm never
00:56:13gonna let
00:56:13that happen
00:56:14alright
00:56:15look
00:56:16I'm close
00:56:17to getting
00:56:17the wand
00:56:18of light
00:56:19the wand
00:56:19of light
00:56:21like
00:56:22the one
00:56:22from the
00:56:23fairy tales
00:56:23you can't
00:56:25tell
00:56:25dad
00:56:26secret
00:56:26when I
00:56:27get the
00:56:27wand
00:56:29be ready
00:56:29for my
00:56:29call
00:56:30I have a
00:56:30plan
00:56:31I barely
00:56:32know
00:56:32basic spells
00:56:35I don't
00:56:35know
00:56:36you can
00:56:37I know
00:56:37you can
00:56:39when the
00:56:40time is
00:56:40right
00:56:40you'll be
00:56:40ready
00:56:48call
00:56:48handed
00:57:07filling up
00:57:08Bessie
00:57:09meet me
00:57:09downstairs
00:57:10when you're
00:57:10ready
00:57:20oh my
00:57:20god
00:57:22why do you
00:57:22and mom
00:57:23always do
00:57:23that
00:57:24a bit
00:57:25high strung
00:57:25aren't you
00:57:26sis
00:57:26I was just
00:57:28in the middle
00:57:29of thinking
00:57:29yeah and
00:57:30going by your
00:57:31aura
00:57:31I can guess
00:57:32about who
00:57:33very much
00:57:34giving post
00:57:35orgasmic
00:57:35afterglow
00:57:36oh yeah
00:57:37well you
00:57:37and your
00:57:38little aura
00:57:38reading
00:57:38can go
00:57:39jump in
00:57:39a lake
00:57:40oh
00:57:40aren't we
00:57:41feisty
00:57:42this morning
00:57:42your super
00:57:43hot hubby
00:57:44isn't around
00:57:44I'm guessing
00:57:45or have you
00:57:46already murdered
00:57:46him after
00:57:47catching his
00:57:47dick
00:57:48I know
00:57:49all the best
00:57:49places
00:57:49tied to
00:57:50body
00:57:50by the
00:57:50way
00:57:52I'm
00:57:52fine
00:57:53Effie
00:57:54I know
00:57:54all about
00:57:55Eric
00:57:55Spenson
00:57:55I'm not
00:57:56stupid
00:57:57and when
00:57:58we get
00:57:58the wand
00:57:58back
00:57:59you mean
00:57:59if
00:57:59you get
00:58:00the wand
00:58:00back
00:58:01we will
00:58:03and when
00:58:04we do
00:58:05we'll do
00:58:05the divorce
00:58:06spell
00:58:06this mark
00:58:07will be
00:58:07gone
00:58:08I'll go
00:58:09home and
00:58:10marry the
00:58:11best person
00:58:11who serves
00:58:12our family
00:58:12alliance
00:58:16it's not
00:58:17fair
00:58:17you know
00:58:18I know
00:58:19I'm the
00:58:19last person
00:58:20who should
00:58:20be saying
00:58:20that
00:58:21because it's
00:58:21not like
00:58:21I can
00:58:22change
00:58:22it
00:58:23but it's
00:58:24not
00:58:26it's just
00:58:26the way
00:58:26it goes
00:58:27right
00:58:28there has
00:58:29to be a
00:58:29way for you
00:58:30to be with
00:58:30who you
00:58:30actually want
00:58:31and be a
00:58:32good heir
00:58:35Effie what I
00:58:36want has
00:58:36nothing to do
00:58:37with anything
00:58:37in my life
00:58:39that's fine
00:58:40it's what it
00:58:41means to be a
00:58:42sure what
00:58:43just remember
00:58:44repeating it
00:58:45doesn't make
00:58:46it true
00:58:48all right
00:58:50whatever you
00:58:50say sis
00:58:51you know
00:58:52best
00:58:54I know
00:58:55give everyone
00:58:56a hug
00:58:56from me
00:58:57tell them
00:58:58I'll be back
00:58:58home soon
00:59:08last night
00:59:09was the last
00:59:09time
00:59:10after today
00:59:11we're done
00:59:13if I say that
00:59:14enough times
00:59:15maybe I'll
00:59:16finally believe
00:59:17it
00:59:26I'll tell you
00:59:26about my plan
00:59:27with the wand
00:59:30my family's
00:59:31magic is dying
00:59:32my father's
00:59:33been cashing in
00:59:34on broken
00:59:34promises for
00:59:35years
00:59:35but he holds
00:59:36most of the
00:59:37power
00:59:37and me and
00:59:38Sieg
00:59:38we just
00:59:38get the
00:59:38scraps
00:59:39that's how
00:59:39he controls
00:59:40us
00:59:42if I could
00:59:43use the
00:59:43wand
00:59:43just once
00:59:45I could
00:59:45take his
00:59:45power
00:59:46away
00:59:46from
00:59:46break
00:59:48I'm not
00:59:48trying to
00:59:48ruin your
00:59:49family
00:59:49I'm trying
00:59:49to save
00:59:50mine
00:59:50it's the
00:59:51only way
00:59:51that we
00:59:51can be
00:59:52free
00:59:54that's what
00:59:55you meant
00:59:55by trying
00:59:57to save
00:59:57your family
00:59:58I was
00:59:59gonna tell
00:59:59you the
00:59:59night before
01:00:00I was
01:00:00gonna tell
01:00:01you the
01:00:01truth
01:00:02and then
01:00:02I was
01:00:02just gonna
01:00:03ask if
01:00:03I could
01:00:03use the
01:00:03wand
01:00:04just
01:00:05once
01:00:06and then
01:00:06I would
01:00:06do
01:00:06whatever
01:00:07you
01:00:07want
01:00:08get a
01:00:08divorce
01:00:10leave
01:00:10you
01:00:10alone
01:00:11forever
01:00:12why
01:00:13didn't
01:00:13you
01:00:13tell
01:00:13me
01:00:16why
01:00:16didn't
01:00:16you
01:00:17tell me
01:00:17that
01:00:17morning
01:00:17maybe
01:00:18things
01:00:18could
01:00:18have
01:00:18been
01:00:19different
01:00:21I
01:00:22would have
01:00:22asked you
01:00:22to stay
01:00:23it's
01:00:24a nice
01:00:25idea
01:00:26but our
01:00:26families have
01:00:27been at
01:00:27war since
01:00:28the beginning
01:00:28of time
01:00:30maybe if
01:00:31we were
01:00:31different
01:00:31people
01:00:33we have
01:00:34different
01:00:34lives
01:00:35this would
01:00:36have
01:00:36worked
01:00:38maybe we
01:00:38can
01:00:38work
01:00:40maybe the
01:00:41wand has
01:00:41a spell
01:00:42for that
01:00:42Eric
01:00:42a witch
01:00:43can
01:00:44hope
01:00:51what
01:00:53do I
01:00:54have
01:00:54mushrooms
01:00:54growing out
01:00:55of the
01:00:55side of
01:00:55my
01:00:55head
01:00:55why
01:00:56are you
01:00:56looking
01:00:56at me
01:00:57like
01:00:57that
01:01:10wait
01:01:10I'm
01:01:11driving
01:01:11pull
01:01:12over
01:01:30you have
01:01:32got to be
01:01:33kidding
01:01:33me
01:01:39end of
01:01:40the line
01:01:40witches
01:01:50no
01:01:51no
01:01:52no
01:01:52no
01:01:52Oh, no!
01:02:03Eric!
01:02:10No!
01:02:13I cannot do it!
01:02:18No!
01:02:22No!
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:34You...
01:02:36You set the shadows with me?
01:02:37Of course I set her.
01:02:39Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:57But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:05Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:19You said you needed her alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:23I've reconsidered.
01:03:25Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:29Debts won't matter.
01:03:32The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:34And as for the girl, well...
01:03:35I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:39I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:43Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:48You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell, old man.
01:03:53Go to hell, old man.
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:07No!
01:04:09Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:17I can take Dad's magic.
01:04:19End him.
01:04:20Finally be free.
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:55Hey, I've got you.
01:04:57You didn't run.
01:04:59You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:07Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that easily.
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no!
01:05:11Stay with me!
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Oh my God!
01:05:15Eric!
01:05:16No, no, no, no, no!
01:05:17Stay with me!
01:05:18Oh my God!
01:05:20I can't save you!
01:05:21I don't have my powers!
01:05:23Why didn't you run?
01:05:26You could've saved yourself!
01:05:29I've been saving myself.
01:05:31My whole life.
01:05:33I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:35I'm an idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:42But I'm your idiot.
01:05:50You took a divorce spell.
01:05:53I had a promise.
01:05:55Now you're free.
01:05:57You...
01:05:59I don't wanna be free.
01:06:02I don't wanna be free.
01:06:05I wanna be with you.
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:10Safe from my father.
01:06:12Safe from all of it.
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas...
01:06:20We're the best three days of my life.
01:06:22Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:24Woo!
01:06:27I love you.
01:06:30I love you too.
01:06:32I love you, I love you.
01:06:36Eric.
01:06:39No!
01:06:39No!
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:10Please, please, please.
01:07:20Eric.
01:07:23Please.
01:07:25Please.
01:07:29Eric.
01:07:34Please.
01:07:34You...
01:07:38You absolute moron!
01:07:42You absolute moron!
01:07:44Be gentle.
01:07:46I was dead for like 10 seconds.
01:07:49You're alive!
01:07:51That is for divorcing me on your literal death bed, you asshole!
01:07:56I thought I was doing something noble.
01:07:58Something cool.
01:07:59The Wand give you your power back?
01:08:03My mom used to say that...
01:08:05The Wand's user grants it its deepest desire.
01:08:08I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:11What did you want?
01:08:15You...
01:08:17Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:20You know, I...
01:08:22I thought I heard something...
01:08:25But I was bleeding out.
01:08:26No.
01:08:29Maybe...
01:08:30You could...
01:08:31Say it again?
01:08:35Maybe...
01:08:36You could...
01:08:37Say it again?
01:08:39I love you.
01:08:40Eric's Vincent.
01:08:43That's my girl.
01:08:50Let's go.
01:08:51Yes!
01:09:03You ready for one last stop?
01:09:07Yeah.
01:09:26Ah.
01:09:28There you are.
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:09:34Now, where is my wand?
01:09:37Wait.
01:09:39You're supposed to be dead.
01:09:41Wow.
01:09:42You weren't kidding.
01:09:43He really is evil.
01:09:45I put a barrier around this whole house.
01:09:48It's impossible.
01:09:48There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:09:50There's always a loophole, old man.
01:09:55Secret.
01:09:56You ungrateful brat.
01:09:58How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:00Really, Dad?
01:10:01Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:05You ungrateful little pests!
01:10:14You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:16The magic's gone.
01:10:18Forever.
01:10:36You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:39You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:41His powers are gone.
01:10:42It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:10:46You ungrateful little brats.
01:10:48Both of you will pay for this!
01:10:49You will both pay for this!
01:10:55Yeah, yeah.
01:10:56Talk soon, pups.
01:10:57We're gonna hit the road.
01:10:58I said get back here.
01:11:00I said get back here!
01:11:02I said get back here!
01:11:02Get back here!
01:11:03Please don't do this, you little bitch!
01:11:08I said get back here!
01:11:21So, where to now?
01:11:24Should we go and drop off the wand of life?
01:11:28Yeah.
01:11:29But there's something I wanna do first.
01:11:32That sounds ominous.
01:11:35It just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:11:39Leona Sherwood,
01:11:41are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:11:45Yeah.
01:11:47I think I am, Eric Spencer.
01:11:50Well, we better hurry.
01:11:51If we're gonna take the wand of light home
01:11:53and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love.
01:11:57I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:11:59I sure hope so.
01:11:59No.
01:12:01But, if we're gonna get hand fast married again,
01:12:03no more secrets this time.
01:12:06So, is there anything you wanna come clean about now?
01:12:09Soon to be again husband?
01:12:13There is one thing.
01:12:16You might wanna buckle up.
01:12:18We're about to go super speed.
01:12:21Bessie could've been going super speed this entire time.
01:12:24You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer.
01:12:26Didn't you?
01:12:27You know me so well.
01:12:29Soon to be again wife.
01:12:33Leona Sherwood.
01:12:34Will you marry me?
01:12:36And not because of some spell or because it's your duty.
01:12:41But because you want to.
01:12:46Yes, I will.
01:12:47Yes, I will.
01:12:57Ready?
01:12:58Hell yeah.
01:12:59There you go.
01:13:01Ya.
01:13:02No.
01:13:03No, no, no.
01:13:05No, no.
01:13:06No, no, no.
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