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Off Campus S01E01
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00:26All the clothes have to be open
00:28When I take a long time, take a go
00:56See, Dad has me by me dancing on with myself.
00:59So I'm going to take another drink.
01:02Because it will give me time to think.
01:05If I had a chance that I was with you dancing, I'd be dancing on with myself.
01:35If I had a chance that I was with you dancing, I'd be dancing on with myself.
01:46If I had a chance that I was with you dancing, I'd be dancing on with myself.
01:53Looking for someone?
01:54No, I'm sorry.
02:18In my class, average actually means average.
02:22That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:26It's a fucking jock class.
02:28Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:29I probably failed.
02:30Oh, I definitely did.
02:31You think we can still drop it, bro?
02:34I can't.
02:35I need this from a major.
02:36Relax.
02:37Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:42Jocks.
02:43So pretty.
02:45So entitled.
02:46Weren't you above stereotypes?
02:48Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
02:51Maybe behind.
02:53And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
02:57You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:00Hmm, me?
03:01No, I was just curious about extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:06You can learn from your next assignment.
03:08Oral presentations.
03:10Okay.
03:11Yeah, definitely dropping.
03:15Perfect.
03:16Another D.
03:18So, how'd you do?
03:20No, I'm good.
03:21Girl.
03:22Really?
03:23Yeah, I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:28Fucking hell, are you aced it?
03:29I knew it, show me.
03:31Do you mind?
03:32What?
03:34Only you get to look at things you shouldn't?
03:37Okay.
03:37Now that we got that covered, anybody want to have you to guess as to what we will be discussing
03:41today?
03:46There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
03:48Stop, Justin Cole's not my anything.
03:50It's not too late.
03:52It's not too late.
03:53You are intolerable.
03:55Did she do it?
03:56Did she talk to Justin Cole?
03:57No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:00He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:02Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:03Yes.
04:04Mona!
04:04I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:07Nana, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:10Mona!
04:10So on Jake's at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:11Eight words, ever.
04:13Hey, Mona.
04:15Who's Mona?
04:17I think you.
04:20I'm not Mona.
04:21It is an M, though, right?
04:23Not even close.
04:24What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:26Pedals to walk on?
04:27Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:33So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:36Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:37And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:41So.
04:43Is there a question in there?
04:44There's a question.
04:45I don't think I heard a question.
04:47No.
04:47You guys are late for a scene study.
04:49All right, go.
04:49I'll see you at dinner.
04:51Bye, Mona.
04:51I need your help.
04:54Wow.
04:56What?
04:56See, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:02Okay.
05:02Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:08Better.
05:09But no.
05:11Come on.
05:12Do me a solid.
05:13I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:14That was an honest mistake.
05:16Was it?
05:17I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:20Okay, I'm sorry for life.
05:21If anything, you owe me.
05:23Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:26Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:29Find another tutor, dude.
05:57See you next time.
06:00Wishin' they had them big boy hands all on my hips.
06:04Everybody's on some drugs, everybody wants some love.
06:07I don't know shit, I don't need to chase that hit.
06:10As long as I got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:14Oh, shit.
06:46Hey, wanted to talk to me?
06:48If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
06:54Oh, you have your bad news face.
06:58It's your scholarship.
07:01It's not happening this year.
07:03What?
07:04Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:06No, we're three weeks into the semester.
07:09How, how can, no, no, they can't, no.
07:12We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
07:14They can help.
07:15No, they're just going to give me another work-study job.
07:17I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
07:20Oh, my God.
07:22Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:23Don't stop breathing.
07:24You need air to process and live.
07:27Yeah, I also need money.
07:29Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:31Another classical composition scholarship?
07:36I could switch concentrations.
07:38Performance?
07:38Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
07:42And there's no money in classical.
07:44Well, jazz, jazz.
07:45I could, I could write jazz.
07:47Even less money, right?
07:49What, what do I do?
07:51Let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
07:54Hey, Hannah.
07:56We're going to get through it, okay?
08:02I, I could write pop.
08:04First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:06Right, but...
08:07You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:09Moments ago.
08:10And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:15I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:17It's true.
08:18Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:24Yeah, see?
08:24Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:26How hard can it be, really?
08:27Famous last words.
08:28Because the competition, it's, it's pretty steep.
08:31No, I can do this.
08:32I will do this.
08:37Okay.
08:38Bring some ideas into class.
08:40We'll talk.
08:41Okay.
08:51Dean!
08:55Dean!
08:56Where you at?
08:59Dean!
09:00Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:03He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:05Still.
09:05We'll need some doors shut this time.
09:08Logan!
09:10Train's clogged again.
09:11No shit.
09:12Finish your fucking shower.
09:13I'll come fix it.
09:15Dean!
09:16Come help with the kegs.
09:17Told you.
09:18I'll be right down.
09:19Yeah, but when?
09:23You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:25Because I'll do it.
09:26You sure will.
09:28Never mind.
09:29Forget I have.
09:32Maybe Garrett will help.
09:33Where the fuck is Garrett?
09:35Garrett?
09:36Hmm.
09:37Guys?
09:43Hey, what's up, buddy?
09:44Hey, what's up, dude?
09:46Garrett!
09:47Hey.
09:50Yo, Garrett!
09:51What's up, buddy?
09:52What's up?
09:52Can't wait for the evening.
09:53I'll be in tomorrow.
09:56Ladies?
09:58I'm looking scared.
09:59Do you need me?
09:59I don't know.
10:01I don't know.
10:01I don't know.
10:02I don't know.
10:02I don't know.
10:02I don't know.
10:03I don't know.
10:04It smells good, Tucker.
10:11Dean?
10:12Dean?
10:13Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:15Hey, bro.
10:17Just fix the shower again.
10:19Give you one guess.
10:21Oh, jeez.
10:22Well, that could be any.
10:23Fuck, dude.
10:24It's obviously yours, bud.
10:26Don't look at me.
10:27What?
10:27Okay, shower sex is hot.
10:29What's the next time a drink gets clogged in this house?
10:30You get to fix it.
10:31Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drink.
10:33Have you ever snaked a drink?
10:34I know what snaking a drink is.
10:36I mean, that counts, right?
10:37Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making tuck?
10:40It's a house party.
10:41We need dippables.
10:42I'm sorry.
10:43Did you just?
10:43Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
10:45Dippables.
10:47Dippables.
10:48Dippables.
10:49Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
10:50Okay, okay.
10:51Look at that one.
10:51None for you, Logan.
10:52We're going to make all my food.
10:53Dude, you're beautiful, man.
10:54I look great.
10:56Don't be listening to.
11:02There we go.
11:06Hey, can you play something for a new millennium, please?
11:08This is a classic.
11:16Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:20Kendall?
11:21Grand.
11:24Got your refill.
11:27One's my max.
11:28My before game.
11:30So strict.
11:32Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
11:38Like what?
11:39Like what?
11:49I'm so into you, I can barely breathe
11:54And all I want to do is to fall in deep
12:00Close and close enough to cross the line
12:05So never get to play
12:07Hey, so for your pop showcase tour de force
12:09Are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:12I don't know.
12:13I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a girl girl
12:15You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor
12:17Yes, I have
12:19With who?
12:22Okay, fine
12:23Exactly
12:23You never have crushes
12:25The fact that you are down bad for Justin Cole
12:27Is totally a sign that he's special
12:29So be a tailor and do something about him
12:42Okay, have you seen him?
12:43He's so much easier to look at than talk to
12:46Fine, just because he can play the guitar
12:48And has tiny tattoos
12:49Doesn't make him some untouchable rock god
12:53What are you afraid of?
12:56I don't know
12:57Okay, maybe I talk to him
12:59And his accent makes me melt
13:00And it goes terribly
13:02Or he's just not interested
13:04And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again
13:07Or maybe
13:11Or maybe
13:15I'm not you, Ali
13:17I can't just find a husband day one of college
13:19I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal
13:23I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower
13:25And I fell over a laundry cart
13:26You did what?
13:27I don't want to talk about it
13:28You saw Garrett Graham naked?
13:31What did he look like?
13:32He looked naked
13:33And then I fell
13:34Which is my point
13:36I can't do this
13:37Okay, I have an idea
13:39Literally everyone's going to a block party tomorrow
13:41Including Justin, probably
13:43When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
13:45Well, I don't like parties
13:47But you love music
13:49No, I need to work on my showcase song
13:52That's an excuse
13:52And you know it
13:53No, it's not
13:54I want to present the demo in my class next week
13:56It's a Poland all-nighter
13:57I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway
13:59You'll have the place to yourself
14:01Oh, but
14:01No, Hannah
14:02I'm not letting you all fill out this time
14:04If you want to be a tailor
14:05You have to take a rest
14:23I want you like the pills behind the counter
14:25I want you so bad
14:27My fingers shook with it
14:29And we could have all of the money in the world
14:31But all the money in the world
14:33Couldn't buy us this
14:35If somebody else
14:36You might not forget
14:38My name is Bhikadami
14:39My home the same
14:41My niche man
14:42I'm not going to be considering
14:44They don't know what we will
14:47I change my head
14:48I change your clothes
14:50My cheap tattoos
14:51They get like them
14:52Kiss me till my lips are bruised
14:56I promise no one's watching me
14:58Not just a body
15:00Somebody would a body
15:02You're somebody to me
15:05Not just a body
15:06Somebody would a body
15:07Want your body on me
15:10If I'm just a body
15:12Somebody would a body
15:13Somebody would a body
15:17If I'm just a body
15:18Somebody would a body
15:19Want your body on me
15:22If I'm thinking it might take you by surprise
15:25My box of shorts
15:26So sick of driving
15:28I change my head
15:29You change your clothes
15:31My cheap tattoos
15:32They feel like
15:34People talk
15:36Out of accounts
15:37Checking you
15:37Run your fingers
15:38Through my head
15:40People talk
15:41I know they do
15:43Let's let them
15:44Talk about me
15:47You're somebody
15:48Not a body
15:49Not a body
15:50Not a body
15:51You're somebody to me
15:52You're somebody
15:53You're somebody
15:55You're somebody
15:55You're somebody
15:55You're somebody
15:56You're somebody
16:02You're somebody
16:13I've missed you.
16:20I've been busy at practice.
16:22Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
16:25I just missed you.
16:34Did you miss me?
16:37Um...
16:38Wow, okay, I guess I misread this.
16:42No.
16:43Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
16:46You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
16:49My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
16:53The whole team has practice, Garrett.
16:55Okay, they still have lives.
16:57Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:00So you're special.
17:02That's not...
17:03No, I was just made captain.
17:05So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
17:09I can't lose focus.
17:10So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
17:14Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
17:17Okay, I...
17:18I want to be your girlfriend.
17:21Why?
17:23Why?
17:24I mean, like, what I mean is, uh...
17:27What's my favorite band?
17:29My major.
17:30How do I like my coffee?
17:33What's my mother's name?
17:36Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
17:39So maybe...
17:41You just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL,
17:44or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
17:48But, um, either way,
17:51you deserve better.
17:53Fuck you, Gary.
18:01Yeah, fuck me.
18:15All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
18:18The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
18:21He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
18:25Wow, really?
18:25Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
18:28but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
18:31You got a lady and you want her gone
18:34But you ain't got guts
18:37But you ain't got guts
18:38You keep nagging at your net and game
18:41And that's a dry and nuts
18:45For a fee
18:46I'm happy to be
18:48You're a back of mine
18:50Come on.
18:51Hey, boo!
18:51Turn it these
18:53Thunder cheats
18:55Turn it these
18:57Thunder cheats
18:58Turn it these
19:00Thunder cheats
19:01Don't do well, can you?
19:02No, I take it back!
19:03The turtie
19:06Term the turtie
19:08Move, move!
19:10Move, come on!
19:11Come on!
19:14Turn it these
19:15Turn it these
19:15Turn it these
19:15Turn it these
19:17Come on!
19:30We weren't dating.
19:31We kind of were.
19:33Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
19:35How says...
19:37Nay!
19:38Nay!
19:39Nay!
19:39Okay, Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
19:43You know, I don't have to take this slander.
19:45I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
19:47Dean.
19:51I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
19:5330 minutes?
19:55Maybe an hour?
19:56That's ambitious.
19:57He gets a half hour.
19:58If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
19:59Hey, Stuck.
20:00Yes, sir.
20:04Is your dad?
20:07Yeah.
20:11Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
20:13Ah.
20:14That's inevitable, right?
20:21Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
20:23No, he's more than a dick.
20:24Okay.
20:26But he's still your dad.
20:31All he cares about is hockey.
20:33You know, I only matter because I am him.
20:37I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
20:38Yeah, man, I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend
20:43more time on your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
20:48Hey, your dad was great.
20:52Everybody knows it.
20:55But no one is expecting you to be him.
20:59He is.
21:01All our parents have expectations, G.
21:04Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
21:08All right?
21:09But we're not doing this for them.
21:13We're doing this because we love it.
21:15Right?
21:23Yeah.
21:25Thanks, man.
21:26Take a shower, you smell like shit.
21:28Fine.
21:29Fine.
21:32Fine.
21:33Fine.
21:33Fine.
21:35Fine.
21:35Fine.
21:36Fine.
21:36Fine.
21:39Fine.
21:52Hi.
21:54You're right here.
21:55I can't pull an all-nighter in my room, I'll fall asleep.
21:58Fair enough.
21:59How's it coming?
22:01I have a melody.
22:03No lyrics, though.
22:04Well, that's great.
22:05That's like halfway done, right?
22:06No, not really.
22:07Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
22:10That's why classical is easier.
22:12Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
22:13Classical is not easier.
22:16Definitely is.
22:18Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
22:21Uh, not since high school.
22:23I don't come back to you.
22:24Just riding a bike.
22:27Yeah, maybe.
22:29Hey.
22:30You're nice to my friend, Hannah.
22:33You just started writing.
22:34These things take time, right?
22:38What if I can't, Al?
22:40What if I write a terrible song, and I fail a pop showcase, and I can't afford my tuition
22:46next semester?
22:47You know, like, what if you're right?
22:49I, if I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about
22:53love, and life, and heartbreak.
22:56Hey, hey.
22:56You are setting the bar way too high.
22:58I mean, of course you're going to fall in love.
23:01Someday.
23:02Maybe it'll be with Justin.
23:04Maybe someone else.
23:06I don't know, I've just been staring at this blank page all night, and I have literally
23:11no idea what it should be about.
23:13What did you write about in high school?
23:15What?
23:16You said you wrote in high school.
23:18What did you write about?
23:25Yeah?
23:27Nothing.
23:29It's dumb.
23:33Well, something will come to you, okay?
23:36Just give it time.
23:38Yeah.
23:40Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open up alone today, right?
23:49Shit!
24:13There you are.
24:15Sorry, Bella.
24:16It took a little time.
24:17I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
24:19I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
24:21No, no, I'm sorry.
24:23I'm sorry.
24:23Hey.
24:23See you there.
24:24Okay.
24:25Okay.
24:27Oh, yeah, you're right.
24:28Thanks.
24:28I'm going to be a part of it.
24:29I'm going to be a part of it.
24:33Uh, hello.
24:36Hi.
24:38Hi.
24:39Hi.
24:39Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
24:43Yeah, yeah.
24:43No, I know who you are.
24:46You've spoken, kind of.
24:49Your band is really good.
24:51Ah, yeah, thanks.
24:53I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
24:55I work here, so I've heard you.
24:58I've figured the uniform.
25:01Right.
25:04Carried a watermelon.
25:06What?
25:08Dirty dancing.
25:10Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
25:14Sorry, never mind.
25:16Yeah, obviously I work here.
25:18Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
25:19Can I...
25:19Oh, my God.
25:20Yeah.
25:20Yeah, sorry.
25:22Yeah.
25:24Bye.
25:26Smooth.
25:27I carried a watermelon.
25:29Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
25:31Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
25:33It's a classic.
25:35I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
25:37Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
25:40I'll be right with you.
25:42You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
25:44What?
25:44That guy.
25:45You're too available.
25:45Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
25:48That's a different scenario.
25:49I don't do girlfriends.
25:50They know that.
25:51Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
25:53But I don't need your help.
25:54Refill?
25:55Yeah, please.
25:55Now.
25:58What if I paid you?
26:00To take your dating advice.
26:01To tutor me, nerd.
26:03You could just ask my name.
26:05Usually, girls just tell me.
26:08Come on, I'll pay you anything.
26:09You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
26:11So?
26:12So, I need to play.
26:14Why?
26:14Because you get off on beating people up?
26:16What?
26:18Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
26:21It celebrates it.
26:22When a team is down and points, an actual strategy is to pick a fight for morale.
26:28Sorry.
26:29I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
26:31I just don't like hockey.
26:33Yeah.
26:36Yeah.
26:52Hey.
26:54Just talk to him.
26:55You'll be all right.
26:59Papa Graham.
27:00De Laurentiis.
27:02Great hit of McManus last week.
27:04Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
27:06Hey, you know.
27:06Gotta keep my boy's back.
27:08I like it.
27:09Tucker, you're looking good out there.
27:10You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
27:12Thanks, Mr. Graham.
27:13We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
27:15Wouldn't miss it.
27:18Mr. Graham.
27:19Logan.
27:21Looking handsome as ever.
27:22You too, man.
27:23Good to see you.
27:26Oh.
27:30Saw that you made captain.
27:33About time.
27:36I'm a junior.
27:37Ah.
27:38Better late than never.
27:41Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or made me feel like I fucked up somehow?
27:44Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
27:48I'm not here to fight.
27:50Can we just go inside?
27:51No.
27:52No thanks.
27:54Kara.
27:55Dad.
27:55Fine.
27:58Cindy and I are getting married.
28:03You've been dating for, like, two seconds.
28:05Six months.
28:06That's not any better.
28:07Does she even fucking know you?
28:09Watch it.
28:09I don't have any time for this.
28:11We have a game today.
28:12I know.
28:12Eastwood.
28:13Our biggest rivals.
28:14She wants to meet you.
28:15Your timing is fucking shit.
28:17If you would just see it.
28:18I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
28:20You told me your news.
28:21Congratulations.
28:21I'll see you at the wedding.
28:22Make you a million and make you a hundred million.
28:24Boy.
28:25For real.
28:26Boy.
28:28Staring at me.
28:29I'm in the lead and I'm breaking the weight.
28:31Please welcome your very own to the Riders.
28:37Go.
28:39Go.
28:40Go.
28:42Go.
28:56I think he has a potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
29:05All right, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
29:12He's just running the stars here now!
29:24Derek Graham is a bigger player.
29:26I think he can play that mean physical game that needs to be consistent.
29:30What you doing, Jesus?
29:35Hey, come on, bro! Get your head in it!
29:38This ain't a tour, this is a tournament.
29:39If I was stuck in a room, it's a shit I'll repeat.
29:41His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
29:44Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the warpath.
29:47Making Daddy proud, Graham?
29:50Take the shit where I want to go.
29:53Make you a gun, make you a hundred more.
29:56Can I stop?
30:03It's the morning, five minutes.
30:05Let's play, Graham, get the ball.
30:10I am curious to see what kind of player Derek Graham turns out to be.
30:21He said that?
30:23You know, Derek doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
30:25He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing.
30:26He's been hooking up since summer.
30:27Whatever.
30:28And honestly, he's playing like shit.
30:31Yeah, Graham's playing like shit.
30:33I told you they're fucking losers.
30:35Let's hope they keep at it.
30:36We'll destroy them.
30:38Hell yeah.
30:38Let me get some of that, Delaney.
30:40I got you, bro.
31:34Hey, Garrett!
31:37Hey, the game is not over!
31:38I'm here.
33:08Stone, cold, cold, cold, but as a matter of fact, I can bench, I can bench, cause I'm better than
33:14you.
33:15It's the way that I do, the things that I do.
33:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
33:25I entertain by kicking brains.
33:29Sell my soul by dropping names.
33:32I know I know my guy was that.
33:35Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back.
33:47I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, and the bitch is back
33:51Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
33:54I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
33:58Hold it, hold it
33:59Here we go, here we go
34:01Come on
34:04Come on
34:05Come on
34:19Welcome back, man
34:20Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there
34:25I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, and the bitch is back
34:28Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
34:32I can bitch, I can bitch
34:34Cause I'm better than you
34:35It's the way that I move
34:37I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
34:42Hey, hey, hey, hey
34:45Bitch, bitch
34:48Bitch is back
34:52Bitch, bitch
34:54Bitch is back
35:02Bitch, bitch
35:04It's not on the one, it's not the mom boy
35:06It's a feeling
35:07A heartbeat
35:10Go go
35:13Go go
35:14Go go
35:15Go go
35:17Try somewhere
35:20Go go
35:22Go go
35:23Go go
35:23Close your eyes
35:25What are you doing?
35:26Watching a movie
35:27I mean, why are you in bed?
35:30Because I'm watching a movie?
35:31We talked about this, you promised
35:36Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us
35:38You know, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest
35:40Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie
35:42No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing
35:45Hi, babe, good to see you too
35:47Whatever
35:47Hi, I love you
35:48Now, convince Hannah to come out
35:49It's block party, Hannah
35:51You know, if you don't give an a**, she'll just keep at it until you do
35:53And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you
35:56Ah, well, the power of do not disturb
35:57It doesn't matter
35:59She's coming
36:03I don't know
36:04What just happened?
36:05Justin Cole just happened
36:06Yeah, well, Dexter's already there
36:07And so is Justin fucking Cole
36:09And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in
36:11No, no, I have nothing to wear
36:13Okay, well, that's not even remotely true
36:15Come on, I'll pick out your outfit
36:17You just do your makeup
36:18Really try to look hot, Hannah
36:19Do I not normally?
36:22You just look
36:23Sean, help me
36:24I plead the fifth
36:26Fine, okay
36:27I'll do your makeup too
36:28Just hustle
36:29Before Justin leaves
36:51Oh, no, yes, bitch
36:54That is what I'm talking about, honey
36:56Okay, um, don't look now
36:58But Justin is right
37:00I just said don't look now
37:05Well, now you have to go today
37:06No, I talked to him earlier
37:08He's not
37:08Good
37:10Stop thinking this
37:11No, this is, I'll be pre-game
37:12Now put on your big girl pants and go talk to him
37:15I can get us more shots if you need them, girl
37:16Make some courage
37:17Hey, move your pressure
37:18How was that?
37:18Hannah's friend from high school
37:19How about with you?
37:20You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in puddlick
37:22You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole
37:26Right?
37:28Fine, but can we dance first?
37:30Oh, yeah, we can
37:43Wow, thank you so much
37:46You know, if you pick your head up three inches
37:55There's a party
37:56The waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
38:00It's Hannah
38:00What?
38:03Idiot
38:03Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times
38:06Who?
38:07She has?
38:08Yet you seriously haven't noticed her?
38:13All right, we're doing shots
38:14We're doing shots, boys
38:16Come on
38:17Bro, I'm watching you spill it
38:18Give me a shot
38:19Come on, buddy
38:19Have some faith
38:20Jeez
38:20Thank you very much
38:21Just take your tampon out and relax
38:23Okay
38:24Yep
38:25A little bit of luck going on
38:26Oh, hey
38:28Oh
38:30Drinking tonight, G
38:32Uh, yeah
38:33Okay
38:33So it seems
38:34Okay
38:36Here's to me
38:36Here's to you
38:37Fuck the rest
38:38Whereby are you?
38:39That's her baby
38:39Yes, sir
38:39Come on
38:40Get one, Dini
38:40Get in here
38:41Cheers, boy
38:50Oh, hey
38:52Oh, hey
38:54Oh, hey
39:04I never wanna live without you
39:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
39:12I never wanna live without you
39:15Thank you so much!
39:19Yeah!
39:20Yeah!
39:21Fuck yeah!
39:38Um, hello?
39:43All yours, princess.
39:54Hey, what?
39:57It's just a problem.
40:14Okay, you're ready?
40:15No, I'm not.
40:16Wait, we'll be watching.
40:18Perfect.
40:18Okay, give me your coat.
40:20Okay.
40:23You got to go.
40:24You got to go.
40:30Yes.
40:31Stop it.
40:44Yeah, what?
40:48You okay?
40:51Yeah.
40:52Uh, the, um, uh, the, uh, grand, um, stupid cheers.
40:58Okay.
41:00I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
41:03I'm a musician, too.
41:04Writer, not performer.
41:06Sick, yeah.
41:07What kind of stuff do you have?
41:09Uh, classical, mostly.
41:12Yeah, classical.
41:14Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles, too.
41:16Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic, uh, but mostly pop, though, and classical.
41:26All right.
41:27Good?
41:27Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
41:30You never do.
41:32Oh, no.
41:33No, no, no, no, no.
41:34Shit, come on.
41:34What?
41:36Hey.
41:38I'm, uh, I know you are, man.
41:39Yeah, you went to a lot at Eastwood today.
41:41Yeah, thanks, man.
41:42No worries.
41:43You're a hockey fan?
41:45Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
41:47Nothing like Phil Graham, but, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
41:52What?
41:54You're, uh, you're Hannah, right?
41:56Yeah.
41:57Hannah Wells.
42:01Right.
42:02Now, it's nice to meet you.
42:04Yeah.
42:05Yeah.
42:06Oh, no.
42:07Oh?
42:08Okay.
42:09I don't know.
42:10See you around.
42:11Sweet.
42:11Yeah.
42:14Who the hell was that?
42:16And how do you suddenly know my name?
42:17Don't worry about it.
42:18And you're welcome.
42:20For?
42:21Now Jacob knows who you are.
42:22Justin.
42:23Whatever.
42:25Look, guys like that only want what someone else has, especially when that someone is a priority
42:30to you athlete.
42:31You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
42:34I actually thought that was pretty modest.
42:35I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight.
42:39Oh.
42:40Wow.
42:42It worked, didn't it?
42:55Why do you care?
42:57I haven't been particularly nice to you.
43:00You're a music major, right?
43:04I saw your Instagram.
43:07You, uh...
43:09You sort of disappear when you play.
43:13I don't mean that in a bad way.
43:16I mean, uh...
43:17You love it.
43:18I can tell.
43:20Don't you love hockey like that?
43:24I don't know.
43:26It's just something...
43:29I've always done.
43:31To impress my dad.
43:34And does it?
43:36Nothing impresses him.
43:38Not really.
43:41What about your mom?
43:45She, um...
43:48She, um...
43:50Uh, she died.
43:51A while back.
43:53Cancer.
43:55Oh.
43:57Look.
44:01I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
44:05I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
44:07I want to earn it.
44:10And I'm pretty sure you're the only one who can help me do that.
44:14So what?
44:15I help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
44:22Something like that?
44:25You'd still have to pay me.
44:27Obviously.
44:38Don't forget.
44:40I'm not your girl, Graham.
44:43This is my damn space.
44:44This is your damn space.
44:45I don't go into yours.
44:46You don't come into mine.
44:48You've seen Dirty Dancing.
44:50That's my mom's favorite movie.
44:54Still a dated reference, though.
44:56Asshole.
44:57I see.
44:57Hey, this is why this is perfect.
45:00You're not interested in me and I'm not interested in a relationship.
45:03So this arrangement is mutually beneficial.
45:07Purely transactional.
45:10So?
45:17Deal.
45:19Dancing with myself.
45:22Dancing with myself.
45:25When there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove.
45:28I'm not.
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