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Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:00THE END
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Why?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that?
00:00:17Oh yeah, right there.
00:00:21Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:35You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:08but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:10So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh shit!
00:01:15Oh shit!
00:01:16Fucking dumbass!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24It could've been really bad.
00:01:27Oh fuck.
00:01:28Oh my god.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30No.
00:01:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:34Oh my god.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:40Starring him!
00:01:44Alright, welcome to the Kingdom Alley.
00:01:47You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:58But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06They're just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12No, no.
00:02:12You're a big baby.
00:02:14And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who is it?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison.
00:02:49I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55Wait, Ellie.
00:02:56Sorry.
00:02:57Whoa, Ellie.
00:02:57Quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05Put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10Alright?
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:14And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:19I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:21Fuck yeah.
00:03:22Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23Alright, everybody.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't want to
00:03:58open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:18So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:19I'm safe.
00:04:21Why?
00:04:21What's on the email?
00:04:24Why?
00:04:24What's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:28Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you.
00:04:33You made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:38me.
00:04:39No, nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year.
00:04:52New city, new school.
00:04:54I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:16What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:21No.
00:05:24Hi.
00:05:25Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:27I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:29Sweetie.
00:05:30Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:32And more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:35Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:57Um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway.
00:06:02Third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:08See you later.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:21Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show them aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:44You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:06:48Hmm.
00:06:49We lost and we still gotta stop.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meatpads, virgin.
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa.
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:11Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Were you needing a salute?
00:07:18Back off.
00:07:35You looking for me?
00:07:38You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:47Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:56Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:08It's all right.
00:08:09It's all right.
00:08:10Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:12Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:23Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:26Put it down!
00:08:30What's that?
00:08:32Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay.
00:08:35I can just go out.
00:08:35I will.
00:08:36I love you all!
00:08:37Oh!
00:08:40Oh!
00:08:47i finally did it the thing i fantasized about since i was 12 years old i kissed my brother's
00:08:53best friend and holy hell it felt good the captain just got sacked by the team version
00:09:12you guys are benched it's just a joke
00:09:21in the men's shower allison unhinged does he kiss as good as he looks
00:09:29kill me now
00:09:36what are you doing here i'm here to pick you up obviously
00:09:42didn't your practice end like four hours ago yes it did you've just been waiting yeah and uh whose
00:09:49fault is it i messaged you oh crap i blocked him the second i hit send on that smut i
00:09:56was dying
00:09:56of embarrassment i must have missed your message sorry missed my messenger you know i don't think
00:10:05so i think i've been blocked for a month why okay come on what just give it back whatever
00:10:12you hold on you're texting chad i've been blocked for a month but you're texting chad at midnight
00:10:19you know chad is a walking std he sleeps with everything that moves are you are you into that
00:10:24we're doing a school project together ah school project yes you know chad is definitely known
00:10:29for his academic passions well it's the truth so can you just give me my phone back please
00:10:33hold on let me do something really quick what are you doing there you go chad is deleted what what
00:10:39stop they're already done that's not cool you can't do that that's not fair uh yes it is
00:10:46because listen you're my business now so right now i want you to open your phone
00:10:52i said take your phone out
00:10:56cool but do what i want you to uh pay my contact to the top
00:11:09keep it cool allison act like you've been in a car before
00:11:14this is literally my fanfic the car the moonlit night and the brooding quarterback
00:11:21i'm gonna spontaneously combust
00:11:26you sure you want me to take your attention this is all i've ever wanted
00:11:32my only i only have ever wanted you
00:11:39oh yes but harder oh faster i'm coming
00:11:45all right yes any a little bit of air it's really hot in here i shouldn't mess with her
00:11:51like this ron is gonna kill me but she's too cute
00:11:57no i just like
00:12:06oh my god even my stories didn't go that far i mean if we actually have sex in real life
00:12:12would i even survive that you have double xl condoms
00:12:23there's no way that's like a sleeping bag
00:12:27what did you like to know
00:12:32yeah well you're the one leaving your stash out in the open so
00:12:35yeah you're willing to tackle me in the boys locker room
00:12:38you kissed me back
00:12:39you basically attacked me i was just trying not to crack my head against the floor
00:12:50pathetic i'm actually pathetic i thought he kissed me back i'm such an idiot
00:12:56forget i said anything
00:12:57no why don't we talk about something that matters
00:12:59now that you're my responsibility we're gonna sit in some new ground rules
00:13:03excuse me
00:13:04there's gonna be a 9 p.m curfew
00:13:07no parties no frat boys
00:13:09and you're gonna share your live location with me all the time
00:13:11are you insane
00:13:13who do you think you are my father
00:13:20i'm your roommate
00:13:21and i'm also your brother's best friend
00:13:25so he does just see me as a liability
00:13:29yeah
00:13:30we're roommates
00:13:31and that means we're equals
00:13:33and that means you
00:13:35don't get to tell me what to do
00:13:36so you're forgetting the point where i said
00:13:38that i am your brother's best friend
00:13:40and ron's already given me permission to boss you around
00:13:43and do whatever i want you to do
00:13:44to make sure that you're safe
00:13:46why don't you consider me
00:13:48your brother pro max
00:13:51nope
00:13:51definitely not thinking of him
00:13:53as a brother extra large
00:13:54no pro max
00:13:56not when he looks like that
00:14:00you're a pro max
00:14:01yeah
00:14:03this whole thing
00:14:05is ridiculous
00:14:07first you delete my friend's number from my phone
00:14:09now you're trying to talk to me about curfews
00:14:12and what parties i can go to
00:14:13you don't get to tell me about them
00:14:15i'm not your prisoner
00:14:16you don't control what i do
00:14:19next 18
00:14:32freshman initiation party tonight at club vibe
00:14:35fetish slash lingerie dress code
00:14:38mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders
00:14:42lingerie?
00:14:44seriously
00:14:46but if i don't go it'll be social suicide
00:14:48and i'll never make the squad
00:14:49i'm not letting rita win
00:14:53i'm your roommate
00:14:54and i'm also your brother's best friend
00:14:55since that's all he wants to be
00:14:57a roommate
00:14:58my brother's best friend
00:15:00screw him
00:15:01i don't take orders from those
00:15:03i don't take orders from those
00:15:24oh my god
00:15:25did you actually show up in lingerie
00:15:31look everyone
00:15:32the strippers arrived
00:15:34let's all give littleness hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment
00:15:41thanks
00:15:41at least i don't look so ordinary
00:15:45you spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me
00:15:48i'm starting to think you have a crush rita
00:15:51now
00:15:52are we gonna have some fun
00:15:54or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night
00:15:59turn the music up let's play a game
00:16:15i dare you
00:16:17to call a guy
00:16:19and get him to come here
00:16:20and make out with you right now
00:16:26shit
00:16:26i don't have any guy friends here
00:16:28chad is deleted and i can't call brett
00:16:32what's the matter
00:16:34no guys want you
00:16:35tick tock sweetie
00:16:38she's stalling
00:16:39she doesn't have anyone to call
00:16:41you can't get a guy
00:16:42you dress like a hooker
00:16:44you flash your tits
00:16:44and not a single man wants to claim you
00:16:46just give me a second
00:17:06that is punishment for wasting your time
00:17:08but you're so thirsty
00:17:10lick it up
00:17:16lick it up
00:17:26brett
00:17:29so where are you
00:17:30i'm at club vibe
00:17:32i um
00:17:33i lost a dare
00:17:35yeah
00:17:36well what kind of dare
00:17:39i need a man to claim me
00:17:41in front of everyone
00:17:43alison are you asking me to
00:17:44go to a club after i told you that i didn't think it was a good idea for you to
00:17:48go out
00:17:48tonight
00:17:48come on brett
00:17:50please this is serious
00:17:51can you just come get me
00:17:52no alison you know what
00:17:53you want to break the rules
00:17:55you enjoy your night
00:17:56brett please
00:18:01how dare you even think brett
00:18:03he'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you
00:18:06you literally stalked him into the men's showers
00:18:10i'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet
00:18:18where do you think you're going
00:18:19grab her
00:18:20nope
00:18:21get off of me
00:18:22you lost the dare
00:18:23you pay the price
00:18:27you need to loosen up
00:18:28you couldn't get brett's touchy
00:18:30that's fine
00:18:30we'll help you lower your standards
00:18:35no
00:18:47what was that
00:18:49oh
00:18:50jason here has volunteered
00:18:52to help you finish your
00:18:53dare
00:18:57please
00:18:58come on sweetheart
00:18:59a dare is a dare
00:19:01stop fighting
00:19:04i'm doing you a favor
00:19:05taking that v-card out of your ass
00:19:15please
00:19:16please stop
00:19:17you're getting this
00:19:18and that's what gets used
00:19:21hey asshole
00:19:35don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:37don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:47breath
00:19:48breath
00:19:48this is a total overreaction
00:19:51jason and ali were just having fun together
00:19:53i mean look at how she's dressed
00:19:55she's practically begging for it
00:20:07you know i'd better not see any videos of this online
00:20:09or else you are fucking dumb
00:20:12and that goes for everybody
00:20:14i don't want to see one picture of one video
00:20:16does everybody understand that
00:20:20great
00:20:20we're gonna delete her
00:20:21we're gonna delete her right now
00:20:24yep
00:20:24yep
00:20:26you okay
00:20:28go on
00:20:29let's go
00:20:38hey hey what do you think you're doing huh you're sneaking out going to a place like this
00:20:45what happened if i hadn't shown up huh what did you mean back there
00:20:53back where when you told everyone that i'm your girl
00:21:00the literal meaning i completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you
00:21:06i told ron that i was going to protect you and that's exactly what i'm doing
00:21:12yeah i know because i'm just ron's little sister always causing trouble just put this out happy
00:21:25well you know what i don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere
00:21:28dressed like this like i'm desperate no that's not true i know okay i'm a total joke
00:21:32bullshit you're trying to impress people they don't matter okay these people are not your friends and
00:21:37you're lowering your standards i know i know obviously i know rita's not my friend and i
00:21:41know that i'm a pathetic loser and i know that i'm not good enough for you that's not true
00:21:51i don't want to be perfect just the way that you are i don't want to be me okay i
00:21:56want to be liked
00:21:56i want to be wanted and i want someone who will answer when i call them i'll always answer when
00:22:02you
00:22:02come i'll always be there so what does that mean what does that mean for us what am i to
00:22:10you brett
00:22:11i'm losing my mind i know the rules but look at her all i can think just this once what
00:22:24say it just say it i'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this
00:22:28because i'm just ron's little sister no it's the only reason you look at me huh that is not true
00:22:33then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me tell me there's nothing happening
00:22:38right now i can't you can't actually do anything about it either so you know what just forget it
00:22:47forget i said anything i'm done begging you i'm done no elison elison stop it
00:23:01listen there is a line that i am trying to not cross why because if i do i won't be
00:23:09able to stop
00:23:12it says that you have to stop please don't stop please don't stop
00:23:38what are you doing bro ruining everything
00:24:05what is he doing is he seriously going to kiss me in front of ron
00:24:20yeah your eyes are super red hey ron what's up man allie called me dumbass and i had signed up
00:24:26to
00:24:26see your face two inches away from hers so you guys better have a good ass explanation right now
00:24:30or i'm gonna come over there and beat your ass it's it was an accident okay we just
00:24:36i butt dialed you we went to the freshman party and and i was leaving and something got in my
00:24:43eye
00:24:43and so brett was helping me and i was holding the flashlight okay chill really yeah look
00:24:53it's really dry okay my eye is like dying
00:24:58all right brett if that's true you guys got a ticket or two i don't know like an urgent care
00:25:02right now or something i need you to take care of that i was uh i was going to right
00:25:06after
00:25:07i got it peace bye
00:25:13oh my god that was really really close
00:25:16hey what's that what's going on we should you forgot something no ellie it's late come on you
00:25:22almost kissed me hey allison stop
00:25:30quit acting so childish
00:25:35you know the only thing that i need to quit
00:25:40is you
00:25:45you know all right ladies physical assessments today allison you're up first
00:25:56you
00:26:25damn allison i see you yeah looking flexible allison you can wrap those legs around my shoulders any
00:26:33day baby shut up
00:26:42hey uh hey watch it what's your problem
00:26:57partner up stretching drills
00:27:03solo allison let me help no hands-on
00:27:08i'm okay come on he'll be fun i promise
00:27:14look chad you're really
00:27:17oh excuse me
00:27:20i'm not with anyone um i don't need rescuing so that's right i just need to keep her brett
00:27:29me
00:27:30choose me
00:27:34walk away chad right now
00:27:38whatever man you're lost
00:27:45what are you doing are you jealous or something no i'm not jealous what was that i promised ron that
00:27:52i
00:27:53would take care of you keeping the vultures away just doing my job
00:27:58first exercise partner sit-ups
00:28:03all right come on you first
00:28:11let's go we don't have all day you ready rookie
00:28:15i'm trying to detox brett but how am i supposed to do that if he's everywhere let's go we don't
00:28:21have all
00:28:21let's go we don't have all day you want to play fine let's play
00:28:28go
00:28:28go
00:28:28go
00:28:28go
00:28:28go
00:28:31go
00:28:31go
00:28:31go
00:28:57What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:01Stop it.
00:29:02Stop playing.
00:29:06Switch positions.
00:29:09You're turned.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:25And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:34It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:37We're not just going to murder me.
00:29:44What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, bruh?
00:29:54You okay?
00:29:55And done.
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:59You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:04Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:16You're an orphan.
00:30:33Oh my God.
00:30:36Oh my God.
00:30:44No problem.
00:30:46Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:50Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:52It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:55I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:03Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:04It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:06I'm doing laundry.
00:31:07I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:13And it...
00:31:14And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:17You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:19And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20Yeah, okay. I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:25Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:31I don't know. It's 8.30.
00:31:33Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:36thing?
00:31:37What? Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Oh, my God. She's gonna kill me.
00:31:42Hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:44She's gonna...
00:31:44She's gonna kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:47Hey, hey, hey. It's okay.
00:31:48Well, I'll...
00:31:48Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:06Um, I have to go.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:09Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:23And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:25Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:27Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:29Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:38Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:40I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:45Late is late.
00:32:46You're just too lazy.
00:32:56Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:58My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:08No.
00:33:08Hey, stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:12Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:18You want to fight?
00:33:20I'll give you a reason.
00:33:26Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:28What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:29Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girl's locker room.
00:33:32Cool, get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:37Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:47I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:51or something.
00:33:52It's going to be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:54Trust me.
00:33:57Hi, hello.
00:33:59Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:02Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:10Make you look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:13All right.
00:34:16All right.
00:34:36Oh shit, is that even Allison?
00:34:49She looks stony. Look at you. You look fantastic. You know, I think you look better in that jersey
00:34:58than I ever did. It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner. You know, that's true.
00:35:02That's true. I have. Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before
00:35:06the game? Yeah. You're the only thing here that managed me. Really? To you as your best
00:35:15friend's sister. Of course. Mez, more than just a friend's sister. All right, time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move. Allison, I don't know whatever this look is, but it works. You take center. Let's go.
00:35:39Okay. Hey, uh.
00:35:47Break the leg.
00:35:51Okay.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our state university cheerleading squad.
00:36:35What is that girl? She's on fire. That's Allison Scott. I didn't know she had moves.
00:36:45All this thing is seriously so hot. I mean, damn. I'm definitely making my move after the game
00:36:51tonight. Body in that uniform. Woo! You're getting lucky tonight. Stay with me. I don't have to. See,
00:37:00girls like that, they always come running to guys like me. I'm telling you right now, if you don't
00:37:05fuck off. The only thing that's going to be chasing me is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30 yard line. The 20. The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown
00:37:26Harrison does it again. State wins.
00:37:29We'll be right here.
00:37:45Hey, oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:50You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Okay, shut up.
00:37:57You're a kid.
00:37:58Kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids.
00:38:02Kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids.
00:38:08Oh, my God.
00:38:09Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:12In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:15Kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids.
00:38:24Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff.
00:38:27I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:32Come on, Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41Oh, but I want it.
00:38:57Wait.
00:38:58What?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss Kim, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping Chad at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:34This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister, but it feels so right. I've never
00:39:42wanted to end.
00:39:47Harrison!
00:39:53Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene. You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:10Are you serious right now? If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:15You're unbelievable. I hate you.
00:40:22No, no, no, no, no, you cut the crap. You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing. I'm serious. Nothing.
00:40:32Fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:38So you stay in your lane, because she is my sister, and I'm warning you. You do not cross me.
00:40:43You do not!
00:40:44I promise. Dude. Fuck.
00:40:50Okay. Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No. I sound like a mom.
00:40:57This is ridiculous. Why am I texting him? He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what? Just go in there. Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett. What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back. He can't deny it this time. It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:14Okay. Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries. What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:42Uh, I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:45Hi. You can't talk about the kiss cam? Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what? I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing, because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game, and we did it. Do you want to get real, Ellie? The
00:41:59fun's over. It's finished. Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare. No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no. That's not fair, okay? Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk? Do you think I'm
00:42:11trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me? You're coming in here in your bikini, huh?
00:42:16Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18Yeah. I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what? Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game. Because that's all this is,
00:42:26yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad. I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator, and a loser, and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:53Oh, is he hard?
00:42:59Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'd be honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here. You know, biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Allie! Brett! You guys out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit. What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out. If I get out, he's going to see with my flagpole and he's going to kill
00:43:32me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this, so I, I'm going to get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey.
00:43:39Oh my god, he's telling you.
00:43:40Allie, hey.
00:43:41Just get under. Get under what? Brett?
00:43:43Get down. Get down.
00:43:48Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50You chilling alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked.
00:43:53Run! I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:57You're, you're not though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so.
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just, I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it on here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so.
00:44:08I also wanted to say that I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass, and I'm sorry that I was, uh, an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me, so I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:38Ron, I mean, it's a kiss cam. It's a game. Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game? I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream. This is a guy that you've
00:44:47had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad, so who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair. Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry, I got water in my nose.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:30The alien is going to die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out on a date. Don't be the little sister, Allison. Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this like stupid event thing tomorrow. I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00Got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Rhett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:30Except his or with Rita, not me.
00:46:42Look, charity case is running a charity sale. She's finally getting back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets? It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:56Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection, nothing major. Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh. How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14Fifteen dollars. I made it myself.
00:47:17Fifteen dollars? For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:21It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say five hundred dollars a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane? You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist. That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, five hundred dollars?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean? She's nothing.
00:47:47No, you're nothing. Especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:53Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious. Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty.
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry.
00:48:11You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to.
00:48:17No. Allison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:21Celebrating the big win. You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25I'm not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So, what do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine. Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:46No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:08Oh, thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:14Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really, for me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:26So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:29No deal.
00:49:31There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:32He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so.
00:49:37It's his loss.
00:49:38My gain.
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:45Let's fix that.
00:49:50Yeah.
00:49:51No, why not?
00:49:52There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:56You haven't played the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:58No.
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:18Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:22Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43Focky game, check it out.
00:50:44Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:00Focky game.
00:51:00Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over.
00:51:03Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me.
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:05Get off of me.
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:07You're ruining my night.
00:51:09Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Rod would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:11Don't care.
00:51:12How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:14Okay?
00:51:15No more of these stupid games.
00:51:16You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:16Let's go.
00:51:17Let's go.
00:51:17Let's go.
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:19I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:23Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:34Oh, my God.
00:51:35Oh, shit.
00:51:52Oh, my God, is she okay?
00:52:03Look at me, look at me, look at me
00:52:05Hey, hey, you okay?
00:52:07I can't, I can't, I can't breathe
00:52:09I can't breathe, just try to breathe
00:52:12All right, hey
00:52:15I'm going to be okay
00:52:17All right
00:52:18Let's get you in
00:52:19Let's get you in
00:52:20You ready?
00:52:24Okay?
00:52:26Get out of my way, move, move
00:52:30Just put me down, Fred
00:52:32All right, here we go, put you down
00:52:34You know, you could have died
00:52:36And Chad, I mean, my God
00:52:38You have no business being around that guy
00:52:39Let alone being this close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:41Anybody that's half a brain cell
00:52:42Realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:44That's not fair
00:52:46What's not fair?
00:52:48What's not fair?
00:52:49What am I not understanding?
00:52:50Huh?
00:52:50What don't I understand?
00:52:52I don't know how this works
00:52:54Okay?
00:52:54I'm sorry
00:52:55I'm figuring it out
00:52:56I don't know how guys work all the time
00:52:58You know what?
00:52:59That's fantastic
00:52:59I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me
00:53:03I'm not any better?
00:53:05What did I do?
00:53:05How am I not any better?
00:53:07What are you talking about?
00:53:08You're worse!
00:53:09I jumped in the pool
00:53:09I saved your life
00:53:10And now what?
00:53:11I'm an asshole?
00:53:12How am I worse?
00:53:13You're worse
00:53:14Because you saved me when I was drowning
00:53:16Yeah
00:53:16Because you gave me your uniform
00:53:18When mine was ruined
00:53:20Because you caught me
00:53:22When I fell in front of everyone
00:53:23Because you drove me to school
00:53:24When I was late
00:53:25Yeah, I know
00:53:26I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:29You know
00:53:31I don't understand
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you
00:53:38That's the worst thing
00:53:39Don't say
00:53:40I did
00:53:41No, no
00:53:41I fell in love with you
00:53:42I'm in love with you
00:53:43Stop, stop
00:53:43And you're my brother's best friend
00:53:45I know that
00:53:46I know
00:53:46So then why do you keep swooping in
00:53:48It's saving me
00:53:49Like a hero
00:53:50And then pushing me away
00:53:52Am I crazy?
00:53:54Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:58And you can't keep doing that
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this
00:54:07Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:09I'm going to tell you to stop this
00:54:11I'm never going to tell you to stop
00:54:18Fuck it
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:44Listen, you have no idea
00:54:46Every single time I saw you, it was him
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:50That you've always been more to me
00:54:52Than just my best friend's sister
00:54:55Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:19I think about you every day
00:55:21Every morning
00:55:24And every night
00:55:27And every single time I close my eyes
00:55:30It's you that I see
00:55:34Every time
00:55:37Hey
00:55:46I want you to take me
00:55:49Right here
00:55:51Right now
00:56:05So what do we know?
00:56:11What do you want us to be?
00:56:15What do you want me to be?
00:56:18I want you to be mine
00:56:22I think I already am
00:56:27But what about Ron?
00:56:29He's going to kill you
00:56:31I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:33He's very protective older brother
00:56:35But I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:39How much I love you
00:56:46I don't know
00:56:47I think
00:56:47I think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:53Just for now
00:56:55I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:57I know
00:57:00But it's just
00:57:01For a little
00:57:02Until we find the right moment
00:57:05Yeah
00:57:07Yeah
00:57:07I don't know until you're weird
00:57:10We'll be secret lovers
00:57:28Thinking about you
00:57:37Hi captain
00:57:39When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:40I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:43I'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:45And just sprinting to you
00:57:46Aww
00:57:48Well
00:57:49As much as I'd love to see you running to me
00:57:51Don't
00:57:52My legs are killing me
00:57:54And
00:57:56I really like your car
00:57:57Oh I know you love my car
00:57:59He grabbed me by the waist
00:58:00Hoisting me up
00:58:01Putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:03Brett
00:58:03Stop
00:58:04Don't
00:58:05Read my smut
00:58:06I'm telling you
00:58:07Every single word that you've ever written
00:58:09Is etched into my heart
00:58:10Into my soul
00:58:12Betrayal's kisses from my neck
00:58:14To my breasts
00:58:15Gently sucking
00:58:16And biting
00:58:17Holy shit
00:58:18That is literal trash
00:58:21But why does it sound like 50 shades of grey
00:58:23When he says it?
00:58:25I feel so hot right now
00:58:29Palms my center
00:58:30Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:33Are you away Allie?
00:58:34Fuck
00:58:38Fuck
00:58:39Fuck
00:58:43Oh my god
00:58:43Someone's coming
00:58:44Um
00:58:44I have to go fake my own death
00:58:46Bye
00:58:46I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:07Hey
00:59:08Are you okay?
00:59:09You sounded sick
00:59:10Do you need help?
00:59:11Mind your own business
00:59:12Virgin Mary
00:59:13You think just because Brett
00:59:14Took a chance on you
00:59:14Once you're on my level now?
00:59:17I was just trying to help
00:59:20Save it for someone
00:59:21Who gives a damn
00:59:24Shoot
00:59:26I'm late
00:59:46Brett
00:59:48That's Allison's
00:59:49Uh
00:59:50I found it in the bathroom
00:59:51If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's
00:59:52I never would have touched it
01:00:10See what you're up to
01:00:13Hey
01:00:14Hey
01:00:14You found my bag
01:00:15I was looking for that
01:00:16Thank you
01:00:17No problem
01:00:18No problem
01:00:21Attention
01:00:22All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:24It has been brought to our attention
01:00:26That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:28Is using illegal drugs
01:00:29I strongly suggest
01:00:31Whoever's responsible
01:00:32To come forward now
01:00:33Otherwise
01:00:34Will be forced
01:00:36To contact the campus police
01:00:37For a thorough search
01:00:39Well
01:00:40I think we all know someone
01:00:41Who would do anything
01:00:42To stop being the fat friend
01:00:44Right?
01:00:45I'm sorry
01:00:45But I just saw you throwing up
01:00:47In the bathroom
01:00:47Like ten minutes ago
01:00:48Excuse me
01:00:48I was fixing my makeup
01:00:50Sounded like you were retching
01:00:51And I asked you if you were okay
01:00:53Look at this
01:00:53This is perfection
01:00:55It's every girl's dream
01:00:56I don't need shortcuts
01:00:57And we all know someone
01:00:59Who could lose a little weight
01:01:00I mean after all
01:01:01Who came in with
01:01:01Zero athletic ability
01:01:03And suddenly has endless energy
01:01:04Search me
01:01:06I have nothing to hide
01:01:11Your turn Scott
01:01:13Sure
01:01:14But I
01:01:15Rita
01:01:17Jackpot
01:01:19Well well well
01:01:20Look who needs drugs
01:01:22To keep up with the real athletes
01:01:23I knew it
01:01:24No one gets that good
01:01:26That quick
01:01:27Without cheating
01:01:28Allison
01:01:29Performance enhancing substances
01:01:31Are grounds for immediate
01:01:32Dismissal of the squad
01:01:33Coach
01:01:34I promise you
01:01:34I've never seen those before
01:01:35Okay
01:01:36Those aren't mine
01:01:37Right
01:01:38A cheater and a liar
01:01:40Coach
01:01:41Please listen to me
01:01:42I've never seen those
01:01:44I don't know what they are
01:01:45I'm lying
01:01:46It's the only way a cow like her
01:01:48Could ever compete with us
01:01:49They're mine
01:01:50Yeah those are actually
01:01:51My vitamins
01:01:53Did you forget
01:01:54I asked you to hold on
01:01:55To my vitamins this morning
01:01:56Yeah sorry
01:01:57I should have
01:01:58Labeled them or something
01:01:59He's right
01:02:00They're just vitamins
01:02:01No they aren't
01:02:02Miss Russo
01:02:03How is it
01:02:04That you come to possess
01:02:05Such extensive knowledge
01:02:07Of these banned substances
01:02:08I just
01:02:11They look suspicious
01:02:12Well we were just
01:02:13Worried about the integrity
01:02:15Of the team
01:02:15Yeah we wanted to make sure
01:02:17Everything was legitimate
01:02:18That's enough
01:02:19All I see here
01:02:20Are three bullies
01:02:21Trying to frame a teammate
01:02:23Rita
01:02:23You are stripped
01:02:24Of captaincy
01:02:25Effective immediately
01:02:26What?
01:02:27You can't do that
01:02:29Championships are in two weeks
01:02:30Nobody else knows
01:02:31The whole routine
01:02:32I mean I know it
01:02:33Yeah every count
01:02:34Every formation
01:02:35I could step up
01:02:36And do it
01:02:38You little bitch
01:02:39You think you can just
01:02:40Walk in here
01:02:40And steal everything from me?
01:02:41That's enough Rita
01:02:43My decision is final
01:02:48Listen up
01:02:49When it's Allison's turn
01:02:50For the basket toss
01:02:51You're gonna have
01:02:52A little timing issue
01:02:53You want us to drop her?
01:02:55She could get seriously hurt
01:02:56That's the point
01:02:58Accidents happen
01:02:59All the time
01:02:59Cheerleading
01:03:00So tragic
01:03:01I can't do that
01:03:02Coach will kill me
01:03:03Fine
01:03:04And say goodbye
01:03:05To those little supplements
01:03:06That keep you fitting
01:03:06In your uniforms
01:03:08I know everything
01:03:09Girls
01:03:09Every dirty little secret
01:03:11Do exactly as I say
01:03:13Or you're gone
01:03:14Your call
01:03:14And make sure
01:03:16She falls hard enough
01:03:16She never gets back up
01:03:24Very sweet
01:03:28What happened
01:03:29Back there
01:03:29How did you know
01:03:30That Rita put those vitamins
01:03:31In my purse
01:03:31I saw Rita putting something
01:03:33In your bag
01:03:35So I swapped it out
01:03:37I knew it
01:03:38I knew she was up to something
01:03:40You know I heard her
01:03:41In the bathroom
01:03:42Like ten minutes before
01:03:43Yeah
01:03:44She was throwing up
01:03:45It was when we were
01:03:48When we were
01:03:49Having
01:03:53Bone
01:03:53Sex
01:03:56So she's the one
01:03:57Who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:59Allison
01:03:59Do you have any idea
01:04:00How hard it was to stop
01:04:03Hey
01:04:03Do you
01:04:05Do you think I'm fat
01:04:06Seriously
01:04:07Go put that garbage
01:04:08In your head
01:04:09I don't want you to say
01:04:10Anything like that again
01:04:10I mean I'm being serious
01:04:11Though
01:04:12I'm being serious too
01:04:13Allison
01:04:15Perfect
01:04:15Just who you are
01:04:16Yeah
01:04:17I'll always be there
01:04:20To catch you on your phone
01:04:23Always
01:04:26All right
01:04:27On the count
01:04:28You both perform
01:04:29An elevated prep
01:04:30Rita
01:04:30You're up first
01:04:31Then Allison
01:04:44Okay
01:04:45Allison
01:04:45Hey
01:04:47Great job you guys
01:04:48You killed it
01:05:12Hey
01:05:13I told you to catch you
01:05:15Brett
01:05:17You just saved my life
01:05:21I guess that makes me
01:05:22Like a backup tree leader
01:05:23Or something
01:05:24Are you serious
01:05:26Scott
01:05:27You bailed on the stunt
01:05:28So you could dry hump
01:05:29The football captain
01:05:30Are you kidding me
01:05:31They almost dropped me
01:05:32I could have been paralyzed
01:05:33I could have died
01:05:34That would have been
01:05:35The best news of my life
01:05:36Rita
01:05:37That is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:39Leave the gym
01:05:40And think very carefully
01:05:42About your future
01:05:42On this team
01:05:45Oh
01:05:46Brett
01:05:46Thank you
01:05:48Oh my gosh
01:05:49I really appreciate that catch
01:05:50I almost had a heart attack
01:05:52All right everyone
01:05:53In light of
01:05:54The performances
01:05:55And character
01:05:56I am so proud to announce
01:05:58Allison Scott
01:05:59As the new captain
01:06:02Thank you
01:06:04Wow
01:06:06Congratulations
01:06:06Captain Scott
01:06:07I'm proud of you
01:06:08Wanna show me
01:06:10Just how proud you are
01:06:13And that's game
01:06:14State loses
01:06:1521 to 35
01:06:19Allie
01:06:20Look I know
01:06:21It's not what you wanted
01:06:22It's okay
01:06:23Because you did good
01:06:24That's all that matters
01:06:24Thanks bro
01:06:26I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:27I'll be right back
01:06:27Ew
01:06:28Don't ever touch me again
01:06:29Weirdo
01:06:30Yo
01:06:31Allison
01:06:32She is
01:06:33Looking good baby
01:06:34Y'all do private shows
01:06:36You know
01:06:36Something with a little extra
01:06:37Bump and grind
01:06:39You're so gross
01:06:42Yo what the hell
01:06:43Are you serious?
01:06:44What?
01:06:45What's going on?
01:06:45I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:47Yo don't play with me bitch
01:06:48You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:50I'm in your dreams
01:06:51How about you spend more time
01:06:53Training on the field
01:06:54So that what happens today
01:06:55Never happens again
01:06:57You think you're so fucking special
01:06:59Why?
01:07:00You know everyone knows
01:07:01How you got the captain's position
01:07:03How?
01:07:04By sucking your way to the top
01:07:05I mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:07Considering how much you suck
01:07:09While you play
01:07:10You shameless whore
01:07:12Hey
01:07:14I'm one of them
01:07:15I do
01:07:17You're defending your slut's honor huh?
01:07:19She's a public boss
01:07:20Everybody gets a ride
01:07:23Hey
01:07:24Hey fuckface
01:07:27You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:30Hey
01:07:34That's enough
01:07:35What's going on here?
01:07:36I mean coach
01:07:37We all saw it
01:07:37Shadow's gonna hit her
01:07:39You're gonna hit her?
01:07:41Get my office now
01:07:42You
01:07:43With me
01:07:44This is a really nasty cut
01:07:46Okay
01:07:46Let's
01:07:47We should take you to the ER
01:07:48Okay
01:07:49Alright
01:07:50You sure you're on me?
01:07:56It's a really nasty cut
01:07:58Brad
01:07:58You could have broken your hand
01:07:59Yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:01Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:05Shut up
01:08:12You know I could kind of get used to this having a nurse Allison around
01:08:16Take care of me
01:08:17Help me out
01:08:19Yo guys 304
01:08:20I think it's this one
01:08:21Let's go see the hero
01:08:23Oh shit
01:08:24No that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:25They can't see us like this
01:08:27You won't let him
01:08:29Let's tell him
01:08:30Let's tell him the truth
01:08:31In front of the entire team
01:08:34Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:36What do you mind you?
01:08:38Let's hide
01:08:39Yeah
01:08:39Okay
01:08:45Brett
01:08:46Brett you in there?
01:08:47Yeah
01:08:47Yeah I'm just washing up man
01:08:49John you have no idea
01:08:52How crazy you drive me
01:08:54You know every single time I see you
01:08:56All I can think about is
01:09:01Doing this
01:09:03Do you need a hand man?
01:09:04No I got everything I need
01:09:07Right here
01:09:13You gotta be quiet
01:09:17Let's see what happens
01:09:20Brett stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:22Hey you know what it takes me a very long time
01:09:26Assholes
01:09:36I feel what you did
01:09:38I feel what you did
01:09:40It's kinda hard to mess
01:09:42Yeah
01:09:44Mine's wrong
01:09:46Brett you gotta speed this up man
01:09:48We got your food
01:09:49It's gonna get cold
01:09:49You know my hands are soft bro
01:09:51I can help you
01:09:51Hey why don't you guys just beat it alright?
01:09:53I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:55Alright let's just give him some space
01:09:56Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:58Yeah don't pull muscles
01:09:59You know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:02I think I've earned some
01:10:05Alice in physical therapy time
01:10:07If you know what I mean
01:10:08You know you could have just asked
01:10:11You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:26Are you gonna help me?
01:10:32No I think I'm just gonna watch
01:10:51Brad goes pro after this guarantee
01:10:54I've heard the half time show's gonna break the internet
01:10:56Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:10:58Sick
01:10:59Ladies and gentlemen
01:11:00Let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:04Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:08I will end you
01:11:10Leave it
01:11:13Save your applause everyone
01:11:14You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:16Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:19She bought it
01:11:20With illegal performance enhancers
01:11:22And her dealer
01:11:23Look no further than your MVP
01:11:26Brett Harrison
01:11:31That's not true
01:11:33You know what
01:11:34I don't care
01:11:35Rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:37Okay she's got
01:11:38Pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:39Just ask them yourself
01:11:41Oh really
01:11:42Let's ask the SWAT then
01:11:47Brett approached us
01:11:48About a month ago
01:11:50He said he had
01:11:51Good stuff
01:11:53But only if we helped
01:11:54Allison become captain
01:11:56You know that's bullshit
01:11:57I have proof
01:12:01I know real doctors
01:12:03I've got pills
01:12:04Allie
01:12:05No more being blackmailed
01:12:08Let Allison take
01:12:09The captain position
01:12:11This is insane
01:12:13Okay
01:12:13I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:16Oh sweetie
01:12:17It's all coming out now
01:12:18I saw her taking pills
01:12:19For practice
01:12:20We trusted you
01:12:22Cheater
01:12:25Hey anybody who messes with her
01:12:27Messes with me
01:12:28Open your eyes
01:12:29Brett
01:12:30She's using you
01:12:31For the clout
01:12:32For the status
01:12:33Who was she before you slept with her
01:12:36Nobody
01:12:36A total bottom feeder
01:12:38Rita you know what
01:12:38You're so full of shit
01:12:39It's unbelievable
01:12:40How'd you get that video huh
01:12:42And what'd you do to it
01:12:42You have nothing to fear
01:12:43If you have nothing to hide
01:12:44Boo
01:12:46Boo
01:12:46Boo
01:12:47Listen just
01:12:47Please listen to me
01:12:49Hey everybody
01:12:50Just shut up
01:12:50This is my sister okay
01:12:51She would never do something like this
01:12:54And here come the pretzels
01:12:57Alright that's enough
01:12:58That's enough
01:12:59Now
01:13:00In light of these
01:13:01Significant allegations
01:13:02As well as the
01:13:03Evidence that has been presented
01:13:05I have no choice
01:13:07Allison Scott
01:13:08You are hereby removed
01:13:09From your position as captain
01:13:11Of the cheerleader camp
01:13:12Furthermore
01:13:12You are placed on academic suspension
01:13:14Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:16Justice for the real athletes
01:13:19Hold on
01:13:20Hold it
01:13:20If you would please
01:13:22Look to the jumbotron
01:13:24I know some real doctors
01:13:26That can help you guys
01:13:26Get healthy
01:13:27With the right bite
01:13:27No more pills
01:13:29No more purging
01:13:29No more blackmail
01:13:31You'd really help us
01:13:32Absolutely
01:13:32Listen you guys are never gonna have to take
01:13:34Any of Rita's
01:13:35Take your spouse ever again
01:13:36So what's the catch
01:13:37We're gonna make Rita
01:13:39Take some of her own medicine
01:13:40This video
01:13:41This is the real conversation
01:13:43Not the edited one
01:13:45That Rita just played
01:13:47Not for the drugs
01:13:49These are the drugs
01:13:50That I gave the girls
01:13:50They're vitamins
01:13:51You can get these
01:13:52At any pharmacy
01:13:53In the world
01:13:54You wanna check these out
01:13:55Principal
01:13:59He's right
01:14:00These are common supplements
01:14:02Everybody
01:14:02Rita is the one
01:14:04Who has been forcing
01:14:05Her teammates
01:14:05To take dangerous
01:14:06Weight loss supplements
01:14:08She's been threatening them
01:14:09If they wouldn't comply
01:14:10And she's been shaming them
01:14:11Degrading them
01:14:12From the bodies
01:14:12That they have
01:14:13Now everybody is different
01:14:14But all bodies
01:14:16Are beautiful
01:14:16Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:18For one reason
01:14:18One reason only
01:14:19Because she was a threat
01:14:20She threatened the total control
01:14:22That Rita had
01:14:23Over the entire squad
01:14:24And it's horrible
01:14:25Because Allison
01:14:26She's a beautiful person
01:14:27And she would never
01:14:28Do anything like this
01:14:29And she deserves
01:14:30To be the cheer captain
01:14:34That's not true
01:14:35He's lying
01:14:35She's the one
01:14:37Who's drugging the team
01:14:38Lock her up
01:14:40Lock her up
01:14:41Lock her up
01:14:42Lock her up
01:14:43You're a fucking bitch
01:14:44You ruined my life
01:14:47You ruined it yourself
01:14:59Look at you
01:15:00Playing the victim
01:15:01You've been throwing yourself
01:15:03At me for weeks
01:15:04Just when I give you a chance
01:15:07You run crying to Harrison
01:15:08Nothing but a little
01:15:10Shut up dude
01:15:11Shut up
01:15:12What are you gonna do about it Harrison
01:15:13I don't have to do anything
01:15:14You're gonna get exactly
01:15:16What you deserve
01:15:16Right now
01:15:17Mr. Williams
01:15:21Apparently we've
01:15:22Had a number of
01:15:23Allegations
01:15:24Of sexual harassment
01:15:25Against you
01:15:26From various female students
01:15:27As of now
01:15:28As of now you
01:15:29Are officially suspended
01:15:30From all school activities
01:15:31What
01:15:32No
01:15:32My father
01:15:33Your father
01:15:34May have his name
01:15:35On the library
01:15:36But I assure you
01:15:37His money will not
01:15:38Buy you immunity
01:15:39You can take him away
01:15:40Marty's over
01:15:42Let go
01:15:42No
01:15:42I'll throw you off
01:15:44This isn't over
01:15:47And as for you
01:15:48Miss Scott
01:15:49On behalf
01:15:50Of the entire administration
01:15:53I would like to apologize
01:15:54To you
01:15:56For everything that you've had
01:15:57To endure
01:15:57And as of now
01:15:58You can consider yourself
01:16:00Officially reinstated as captain
01:16:03You can consider yourself
01:16:04Officially reinstated as captain
01:16:08Thank you principal
01:16:09Alright everyone
01:16:10Sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:13I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:14But
01:16:14We have a game to get back to
01:16:16So let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:20Let's win
01:16:33Touchdown State University
01:16:35Wins it all
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01:17:08the way i'm not even surprised
01:17:13hey well you know what uh he's cool i think he knew before we did
01:17:20i love you kid scott i love you too quarterback
01:17:39you
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