00:04all right everyone settle down i didn't call this meeting so you could all raid the nectar bar
00:09humans have been acting unbelievably stupid lately and we need to discuss what we're going to do
00:15about it humans have been misbehaving again i saw one yesterday trying to cook ramen with a
00:29hairdryer and another put sunglasses on a snake and called it a fashion icon we must intervene i say
00:36we impose mandatory etiquette lessons if humans can't behave they should at least do it politely
00:43maybe i'll send a peacock to supervise them bah let them live but if they keep dumping garbage in my
00:50oceans i swear i'll replace all their bathtubs with jellyfish we should guide them through wisdom and
00:55strategy perhaps send omens visions a few talking owls nicely worded instructional dreams no no what
01:02they need is better art and sunlight and maybe a divine musical tutorial so they stop making those
01:08terrible remixes humans are cute let them be silly it's part of their charm but maybe i'll sprinkle a
01:15little more love so they stop arguing about pineapple on pizza i vote we declare war on their stupidity
01:21every time a human does something ridiculous lightning strike boom problem solved
01:27no honestly they just need to relax have a drink throw a festival half their problems come from being
01:35too stressed i say we send them a week-long worldwide party we could uh send some messages maybe
01:42notifications maybe pop up in their phones and emails like hey stop licking frozen poles it won't end
01:48well quick reminders you know enough humans are ridiculous yes but there are ridiculous humans
02:00we're not smiting them we're not declaring war and we're definitely not replacing all bathtubs with
02:06jellyfish decided i'm looking at you
02:11we'll each send a small blessing wisdom from athena calm from dionysus kindness from aphrodite creativity from
02:21apollo a sprinkle of discipline from hera and hermes you can send them reminders just not every five
02:29seconds aries maybe you take a nap
02:48let's hope humans use these gifts wisely or at least stop trying to grill cheese sandwiches with a laptop
02:59o
03:00so
03:00all
03:02that's what we tell you
03:02take a moment
03:02to have a look at your
03:03see you
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