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00:00:01How are you crazy cult film cult fans man? I'm Craig Mucker. I'm king of the B-movies.
00:00:11I welcome you to yet another Polonio Brothers Entertainment Show Fest. I want you to sit down
00:00:19and enjoy this crazy fun film. Maybe have a joint or a beer or pretend I'm sitting right
00:00:29next to you. As you know, I'm crazy, right? After all, this inspired movie is inspired by Edgar
00:00:40Allen Poe and Lovecraft. I was told I'm a reincarnation of them. Certainly my films are. It's like
00:00:52my cult, theatrical cult film, Microwave Massacre. Well, this will be a thrill of a lifetime,
00:01:00this film. Sit down, relax. And if you don't like it, what's on my phone? Oh, and if you're really
00:01:13too
00:01:13afraid of this film, you can turn it off and watch Microwave Massacre or Malibu High.
00:01:26I will not tell the producers.
00:01:31Eternal brew, the shadows on this ground. Dreaming of centuries that have gone for.
00:01:40Great elms rise solemnly by slab and mound, harsh high above a hidden world of yore. Round all the sea,
00:01:49a light of memory plays, and dead leaves whisper of departed days logging for sights and sounds that
00:01:58are no more. Lonely and sad, a specter glides along aisles where of old his living footsteps fell. No
00:02:08common glance discerns him though his song peels down through time with a mysterious spell. Only the few
00:02:17who's sorcery secret know the spy amidst these tombs, the shade of Poe. Boo.
00:03:05Find out the pool now.
00:03:05Then we look there's a fraction of a Königsby.
00:03:15Come walk and finish.
00:03:29Oh, my God.
00:03:53I don't know.
00:04:25I don't know.
00:05:01I don't know.
00:05:18I don't know.
00:05:36Lonely and sad, a specter glides along aisles where of old his living footsteps fell.
00:05:45No common glance discern him, though his song peels down through time with a mysterious spell.
00:05:55Eternal brood, the shadow on this ground, dreaming of centuries that have gone before.
00:06:02Great elms rise solemnly by slab and mound, arched high above a hidden world of yore.
00:06:12Round all the scene a light of memory plays, and dead leaves whisper of departed days, longing for sights and
00:06:25sounds that are no more.
00:06:29Only the dew whose sorcery secret know, a spy admits these tombs, the shadow of bone.
00:07:07So bottom line, Mark, it's a three million dollar budget.
00:07:12The sequel to Spookies is box office gold.
00:07:16If you want to direct, let me know.
00:07:18Three million dollars?
00:07:21I could make three hundred movies for that much.
00:07:24I would just want to make one good movie.
00:07:26Let me know what you think.
00:07:27Will do, Frank.
00:07:28Take care.
00:07:35Hello?
00:07:37Jesus Christ.
00:07:38Scare people often?
00:07:40Sorry, is this still a good time?
00:07:42Good time?
00:07:44Why did you want to meet in the middle of nowhere?
00:07:47I just wanted to make sure it was safe.
00:07:50Safe from whom?
00:07:52See, this is what I want to talk to you about.
00:07:54You're a filmmaker, and I have a story for you to make into a movie.
00:07:58Look, sweetie, thanks for the offer, but I don't finance other people's movies.
00:08:03Why don't you go write a book or something?
00:08:06Trust me, you're going to want to hear this pitch.
00:08:09Does it have anything to do with the 1986 movie Spookies?
00:08:14What?
00:08:16Never mind.
00:08:18Look, if you can pitch me your story before I'm done with my emails, you have my attention.
00:08:25It all began just a few weeks ago.
00:08:29Good morning, Cape Cod.
00:08:30It's spring break.
00:08:31Do you know where your daughter is?
00:08:33Crazy Kenny does.
00:08:34Hey, that's me.
00:08:36It's a beautiful, sunny, 87-degree beach weather day in Cancun, Mexico.
00:08:40Well, up here, it's brisk and 38 degrees in the shade, and even colder in the woman.
00:08:46I see you've met my way.
00:08:47Tonight's forecast will be dark, but right now the sun is out.
00:08:50And try at its best.
00:08:52But hey, slow down, take a breath, keep the window rolled up, and relax.
00:08:55You're in Cape Cod now, baby.
00:08:58I'll take the wheel, you just keep listening, and Crazy Kenny will get you where you want to go.
00:09:02And hey, if you drive off the road, you're still on the Cape.
00:09:05So where else, other than somewhere warmer?
00:09:07Would you rather be?
00:09:08Hey, we got the tunes, we got the motion down by the ocean, it's Crazy Kenny, it's time to party.
00:09:12Let loose.
00:09:13And forget about your day job.
00:09:15What job?
00:09:15Sit back and enjoy the ride.
00:09:17While I land.
00:09:25Oh, you've got to be kidding me, Sarah, what the fuck?
00:09:28What?
00:09:29It's winter, and this is nowhere south of the Rio Grande.
00:09:32Levi, we agreed to this.
00:09:34Everything here is half off, and it's half dead too, Sarah.
00:09:37Everybody left for a warmer place.
00:09:38I like it.
00:09:39I mean, it's not the Catskills where Dutch and Petey went, but it's good enough.
00:09:44Exactly, plus we're here to rehearse.
00:09:46I'll get drunk and stupid like Dutch and Petey.
00:09:48Speak for yourself.
00:10:14You are watching Outer Cape News.
00:10:17Good morning.
00:10:21Morning, morning, morning.
00:10:22Bless your soul.
00:10:24Salutations and hello.
00:10:27What a day we have.
00:10:29Another beautiful day.
00:10:31Most spiritually and weather related.
00:10:34For those who work in an office setting, you will be pleased to know that Mercury is no longer in
00:10:40retrograde.
00:10:42All electronic devices should be in order.
00:10:45For those of you who rely on the temperature, high, 35, low, 22, with the potential of light snow this
00:10:53evening.
00:10:55Wind gas will be primarily in the air.
00:11:00With more on today's forecast, we'll check back with you later in the day.
00:11:27Harbour!
00:11:29Hey, Coast Guard!
00:11:31All clear!
00:12:02We'll be right back with you later.
00:12:15We'll be right back with you.
00:12:33Hello, world!
00:12:35And welcome to the In My Footsteps podcast.
00:12:38I am Christopher Sederland, coming to you from the vacation destination known as Cape Cod, Massachusetts.
00:12:45This week's show is going to be an excellent show.
00:12:48It's going to be about famous authors who have visited Cape Cod in the past.
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00:13:20Provincetown has had many, many visitors throughout the years.
00:13:24But many don't know that two notorious New England authors of the 19th and 20th centuries
00:13:29both visited there under very strange circumstances.
00:13:33We'll start in 1826 with Edgar Allan Poe.
00:13:38He took a ferry from Boston to Land's End for what he called an ongoing investigation.
00:13:46He spent only a few days there and very little is known about what he did, what he was investigating.
00:13:53Now let's move forward 100 years.
00:13:55H.P. Lovecraft, 1926.
00:13:58He spent a few days in Provincetown that summer, wandering the dunes.
00:14:04He was seen on multiple occasions shopping, taking strolls, and much like Poe,
00:14:10it is said that Lovecraft was also conducting his own research on another investigation.
00:14:17Now 100 years later, you've got to ask yourself, what were they looking for?
00:14:25Sucks, I'm so unhappy.
00:14:27What is it now?
00:14:28I'm cold.
00:14:29It's winter on Cape Cod.
00:14:31What did you expect?
00:14:32It's beautiful.
00:14:34Take it all in.
00:14:36It's cold.
00:14:37Hey, I think I found something.
00:14:45What's what I got?
00:14:46Is it contagious?
00:14:49What is that?
00:14:54Weird.
00:15:09The stage is now set.
00:15:10The stage is now set.
00:15:40Excuse me.
00:15:41Would it be too much if I could bother you for, like, an autograph?
00:15:56I love the raven.
00:15:57Mmm.
00:16:23From even the greatest of horrors,
00:16:26irony is seldom absent, the world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind, I never ask a man
00:16:35what his business is, or it never interests me, what I ask him about are his thoughts and dreams, that
00:16:42is not dead.
00:17:21What the hell are we watching?
00:17:24It's called a Cape Cod piece.
00:17:30A piece of what?
00:17:32That's a good question. I think it's about Cape Cod.
00:17:37Could be a piece of chicken.
00:17:39Or a piece of ass.
00:17:40Maybe it's a piece of shit.
00:17:42Is there anything else you can complain about today?
00:17:44Is clam chowder all we've got to eat?
00:17:46Amazing.
00:17:47Could we please get a pizza tomorrow?
00:17:54Yes, definitely a piece of chicken.
00:17:57Definitely.
00:18:07Could we please watch something else? Anything other than this?
00:18:19Oh, I love this show!
00:18:26What the hell is this?
00:18:27This is Penny Dreadful's Shilling Shockers.
00:18:29She has a public access TV show that shows old horror movies.
00:18:33I was going to guess that.
00:18:39I'm not eating chowder this entire week. Seriously, we are getting a pizza.
00:18:43Okay, Levi. God, tomorrow I will pick up a pizza.
00:18:51And how the hell do we not have any cable?
00:18:56We have the internet. Be content with that. Plus, we're here to rehearse.
00:19:00Not watch soap operas.
00:19:01I like Guru.
00:19:29I like Guru.
00:19:31I like being cool.
00:19:34Oil crisis darauf opens.
00:19:38Just let me make a cup of tea.
00:19:39We'llокой
00:19:58Great starting to kill.
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00:20:01The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its
00:20:08contents.
00:20:09We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity,
00:20:15and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
00:20:19The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little.
00:20:25But someday the piecing together of disassociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality,
00:20:32and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation,
00:20:38or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a dark new age.
00:20:54Give me, give me, give me, love you know, you're dead.
00:20:58Give me, give me, give me, love you know, you're dead.
00:21:32What the hell are we doing?
00:21:34We're making an investment, Levi.
00:21:35We can't go to the beach, so we're bringing the beach inside.
00:21:38We just cut the shit and run our lines.
00:21:43Fine.
00:21:44Levi killed the beach party, Fitzy.
00:21:47Levi, life's a beach!
00:21:49Me!
00:22:06Once upon a midnight dreary, While I pondered weak and weary,
00:22:10Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.
00:22:13While I nodded nearly napping, Suddenly there came a tapping,
00:22:16As if someone gently rapping, Rapping at my chamber door.
00:22:20To some visitor I muttered, Tapping at my chamber door,
00:22:22Only this and nothing more.
00:22:24Ah, distinctly I remember, It was in the bleak December,
00:22:28And each separate dying ember Wrought its ghost upon the floor.
00:22:32Eagerly I wished the morrow, Vainly I had sought to borrow.
00:22:35From my book's secretive sorrow, Sorrow for the lost Lenore,
00:22:38For the rare and radiant maiden Whom the angels named Lenore,
00:22:41Nameless here forevermore.
00:22:43And the silk and sad uncertain rustling, Of each purple curtain thrilled me,
00:22:48Filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before.
00:22:51So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,
00:22:54Tis a visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door,
00:22:57Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door.
00:23:00This it is and nothing more.
00:23:02Presently my soul grew stronger, Hesitating then no longer.
00:23:06Sir, said I, or madam, Truly your forgiveness I implore.
00:23:10But the fact is I was napping, And so gently you came rapping,
00:23:13And so faintly you came tapping, Tapping at my chamber door.
00:23:16That I scarce was sure I heard you, Here I opened wide the door.
00:23:19Darkness there and nothing more.
00:23:22Deep into that darkness peering, Long I stood there wondering,
00:23:25Fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams No mortal ever dared to dream.
00:23:28Before, but the silence was unbroken, And the stillness gave no token.
00:23:33And the only word there spoken Was the whispered word, Lenore.
00:23:37This I whispered, And an echo murmured back the word, Lenore.
00:23:44Fitzy, it's your line.
00:23:46Shoot, I'm sorry.
00:23:47Merely this and nothing more.
00:23:50Back into the chamber turning, All my soul within me burning.
00:23:54Soon again I heard it's happening, Somewhat louder than before.
00:23:57Surely, said I, surely that is something At my window lattice.
00:24:01Let me see then what there it is, And this mystery explore.
00:24:05Let my heart be still a moment, And this mystery explore.
00:24:08Tis the wind and nothing more.
00:24:10Open here I flung the shutter, When with many a flirt and flutter.
00:24:14In there stepped a stately raven Of the saintly days of yore.
00:24:18Not the least obsidian made he, Not a minute stopped or stayed he.
00:24:22But with mine of lord or lady, Perched above my chamber door,
00:24:25Perched upon a bust of palace Just above my chamber door.
00:24:28Perched and sat and nothing more.
00:24:31Though thy crest be sworn and shaven, Thou, I said, art sure no craven.
00:24:36Ghastly graven, ancient raven, Wandering from the nightly shore.
00:24:39Tell me what thy lordly name-
00:24:41Fitzy, that's my line.
00:24:42Oh, dang, sorry.
00:24:43Jesus Christ.
00:24:45Tell me what thy lordly name is On the night's Clutonian shore.
00:24:48Quoth the raven nevermore.
00:24:50You got that part right.
00:24:51Flavin, cut it out.
00:24:52Where was I?
00:24:53Much I marveled.
00:24:55Much I marveled.
00:24:55Right.
00:24:55Much I marveled this ungainly fowled, Hear discourse so plainly,
00:25:00Though its answer little meaning, Little relevancy bore.
00:25:03For we cannot help agreeing That no living human being
00:25:06Ever yet was blessed with seeing Bird above his chamber door,
00:25:09Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust Above his chamber door.
00:25:12With such name as nevermore.
00:25:13But the raven sitting lonely On the placid bust, Spoke only that one word,
00:25:19As if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
00:25:22Nothing further than he uttered, Not a feather that he fluttered,
00:25:25Till I scarcely more than muttered, Other friends have flown before.
00:25:29On the morrow he will leave me, As my hopes have flown before.
00:25:32Then the bird said nevermore.
00:25:34Startled at the stillness broken By replies so aptly spoken,
00:25:38Doubtless said I, What it utters is its only stock in store,
00:25:42Caught from some unhappy master, Whom unmerciful disaster,
00:25:45Followed fast and followed faster Till his songs when burden bore,
00:25:49Till the dirges of his hope That melancholy burden bore.
00:25:51Of never, nevermore.
00:25:52But the raven still beguiling All my fancy into smiling.
00:25:57Straight I wheeled a cushion seat In front of bird and Boston door.
00:26:01Then upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking,
00:26:05Fancy into fancy thinking, What this ominous bird of yore,
00:26:08What this grim, ungainly, gossly, Gone, ominous bird of yore,
00:26:12Meant in croaking nevermore.
00:26:14This I sat engaged in guessing, But no syllable expressing,
00:26:17To the fowl whose fiery eyes Now burden into my bosom's core.
00:26:22This and more I sat divining, With my head at ease reclining,
00:26:25On the cushion's velvet lining That the lamplight gloated o'er.
00:26:28But whose velvet violet lining With the lamplight gloating o'er?
00:26:31She shall press on nevermore.
00:26:34Then me thought the air grew denser, Perfumed from an unseen censer,
00:26:38Swung by seraphim whose footfalls Tinkled on the tuffled floor.
00:26:42Wretch, I cried, thy God hath lent thee, By these angels he hath sent thee,
00:26:48Respite, respite, and nepotheen From thy memories of Lenore.
00:26:53Quaff, O quaff, this kind nepotheen, And forget the lost Lenore.
00:26:57Quoth the raven, nevermore.
00:26:59Prophets, said I, thing of evil, Prophets still, if bird or devil,
00:27:03Whether tempter sent, or whether temptest Toss thee here ashore,
00:27:07Desolate yet, all undaunted On this desert land enchanted,
00:27:10On this home by horror haunted, Tell me truly, I implore.
00:27:13Is there, is there balm in Gilead?
00:27:16Tell me, tell me, I implore.
00:27:18Quoth the raven, nevermore.
00:27:20Prophet, I said, thing of evil, Prophets still, if bird or devil,
00:27:25By that heaven that bends us above, By that God we both adore,
00:27:29Tell this soul with sorrow laden, If within the distant Aden,
00:27:32It shall clasp a Satan maiden, Whom the angels name Lenore.
00:27:38Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:27:40Itzy.
00:27:41Oh shoot, I'm sorry.
00:27:42Just say your damn line.
00:27:43Quoth the raven, nevermore.
00:27:45I'm sorry.
00:27:47Be thou word our sign of parting, Bird or fiend, I shrieked of starting,
00:27:50Get thee back into the temptest And the nice Plutonian shore.
00:27:53Leave no black plume as a token Of that lie thy soul hath spoken.
00:27:57Leave my loneliness unbroken.
00:27:59Put the bust above my door.
00:28:00Take thy beak from out my heart, And take thy form from off my door.
00:28:04Quoth the raven, nevermore.
00:28:05And the raven, never flitting, Still is sitting, still is sitting,
00:28:10On the pallid bust of palace Just above my chamber door.
00:28:13And his eyes have all the seeming Of a demon that is dreaming,
00:28:17And the lamplight o'er him streaming Throws his shadows on the floor.
00:28:21And my soul from out the shadow That lies floating on the door,
00:28:26Shall be lifted nevermore.
00:28:29Archos 확인 the spot on is a terrible.
00:28:32Chucking the shop on is a terrible.
00:28:36Chucking the shop on is a terrible.
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00:28:53Thank you for allowing us into your home and your souls.
00:28:57Hahahaha!
00:28:59The friends at the Associated Press and the National News Network has reported
00:29:05that a small and unusual earthquake has been trapped off to the coast of Truro, Massachusetts.
00:29:16I assure you, there is no need to panic or elevate your stress levels.
00:29:23The Richter scale of the quake came in at a whopping 1.5.
00:29:28Equivalent to a duck truck speeding by your home at 70 miles per hour on a school day.
00:29:36Just breathe. Everything will be okay.
00:29:40Everything will be okay.
00:29:42Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:29:58Habba! The Habba!
00:30:01Nah! Nah!
00:30:05Okay!
00:30:22Mark, not much of a horror movie, if you ask me.
00:30:25Not enough blood, not enough gore, nudity, sex, you know, everything that makes a horror movie great.
00:30:32I agree, Steven. It's definitely lacking something.
00:30:36Well, maybe the second act will be great.
00:30:38And if you want to come on my show eventually, just let me know. Be glad to have you on.
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00:32:29When we're back, thank you so much to Misfits Gym in Yarmouthport, Massachusetts for sponsoring
00:32:36this episode of the podcast. Go and check them out. So, this month we're celebrating local
00:32:43folklore, local Cape Cod folklore. Among them are the stories of Goody Hallett and Black Sam
00:32:49Bellamy. According to legend, Goody Hallett and Black Sam, their spirits haunt the dunes of
00:32:55Wellfleet. We've covered the local legends of the Cook family homestead. The Cook family's
00:33:01patriarch and two sons disappeared at sea in the early 1800s, and their daughter Mary Cook
00:33:08died in that home. Every Halloween, pales of the place being haunted have entertained locals
00:33:15for generations.
00:33:17Okay, and today's guest is Evelyn. Oh, Evelyn, I don't even have a last name for you, let
00:33:24alone a title. So, what should we call you?
00:33:28We are all in great danger.
00:33:31Great way to start off an introduction, Evelyn. For those who are local to Cape Cod, you might
00:33:37know Evelyn as a psychic, a storyteller, some might even call you a soothsayer. So, with
00:33:44that, what have you got to say, Soothy?
00:33:48Mock me if you must, but the stage has been set. The Three Sisters have returned to the
00:33:54Land's End. These are the Grey Ones, the Witches, the Grey.
00:34:00So, kind of like the Three Sisters' Lighthouses? Because we did a previous show on that topic
00:34:04about the Lighthouses being moved, stuff like that.
00:34:08The Sisters are witches. Hags that share one eye and one tooth.
00:34:14Wow. So they should be easy to spot, right?
00:34:18You must listen. They are part of the story of what's yet to come. You mentioned on your
00:34:24previous show that the two Pilgrims came to Brumstown to seek this out. H.P. Lovecraft
00:34:30and Edgar Allen Poe before him. Both men knew of the stories and came here to find out that
00:34:35the Darkness truly existed.
00:34:39So they came to find the Darkness?
00:34:41Yes. Also known as the Black Flash.
00:34:46Did you say Black Flash?
00:34:49They both came to document their investigations on the truth of the Black Flash.
00:34:53Both failed and in return became the Black Flash, which has haunted the townspeople for
00:34:59generations. If the signs all read to be true, the Black Flash will return to reign supreme.
00:35:05Are you saying that the legend of the Black Flash on the cape are the spirits of Edgar Allen Poe
00:35:11and H.P. Lovecraft?
00:35:13The Black Flash is a ghost, and a ghost is nothing more than unfinished business.
00:35:18The Darkness has returned in the unfinished evil spirit of Lovecraft and Poe.
00:35:24Sigh. I'm gonna have to call bullshit out on you, Evelyn. Sorry. You see, the Legends of the Black Flash
00:35:30started in the 1930s. Poe visited here over a hundred years prior to that, and as for Lovecraft,
00:35:37the only thing he did in this town was walk around.
00:35:42No, he did more than just walk around.
00:35:45No, I disagree. He came here and did nothing but walk around.
00:35:51Look, you're being a little hostile. I came here on your program to warn your audience that
00:35:56shit is going to hit the fan pretty soon.
00:35:59The Black Flash was folklore that came over here from England, nothing more.
00:36:06Nevermore?
00:36:09What?
00:36:12Cape Cod will be completely underwater by the end of this week.
00:36:17Okay, and how's Lovecraft going to do this? With help from Cthulhu?
00:36:22Don't say his name!
00:36:55The Sisters are Witches.
00:36:57Tags let's share one violence.
00:37:07We'll see you next time!
00:37:10We'll see you next time!
00:37:18Bye!
00:37:20Bye!
00:37:22Bye!
00:38:09Excuse me, um, could you direct me to Spiritus Pizza, please?
00:38:12Sure.
00:38:13It's down Commercial Street on your right.
00:38:15Okay.
00:38:15Thanks.
00:38:28Are you Frankenstein?
00:38:31No!
00:38:33Me Frankenstein monster!
00:38:36Okay.
00:38:42Five large pizzas, a TV, a quesabilla, and a large box of tampons, extra small.
00:38:50Is that right?
00:38:51Only one way to find out.
00:38:57Soon there will be no more time to breathe.
00:39:07Hey guys, I'm back.
00:39:08The pizza shop is closed, but I picked up this cool art.
00:39:19You bought a TV?
00:39:21With cable.
00:39:23And where do you get pizza?
00:39:25Levi ordered it.
00:39:26With the television.
00:39:27And beer.
00:39:32Levi, we're here to rehearse.
00:39:33Not get drunk.
00:39:35God, I'm so sick of hearing about rehearsing.
00:39:37We're on spring break, why can't we do both?
00:39:40Let's celebrate the fact that we're out here on spring break.
00:39:43Because Fitzy can't hold her liquor and you're a drunk.
00:39:45I'm not a drunk.
00:39:46I like to have a few drinks, pass out on occasion, and wake up from having had sex with a
00:39:49delivery
00:39:50man.
00:39:57You gurus enjoy your break, and uh, thanks for the coffee.
00:40:10Oh my god, Levi!
00:40:12What?
00:40:12It's cool enough to be your dad.
00:40:14Mine too.
00:40:14First of all, I'm on spring break.
00:40:16Second, it's too cold outside to do anything else, and third, this sucks.
00:40:19Well, then maybe you should take a bus back to the city.
00:40:22Or maybe you can catch a ride with your salty daddy.
00:40:24Look, bitch!
00:40:26Stop fighting!
00:40:27Please!
00:40:34Great!
00:40:35Look what you did!
00:40:36I didn't do anything, you started it.
00:40:38What if she wanders too far, and gets lost, and doesn't remember what the cottage looks
00:40:41like?
00:40:42We're surrounded by water, how far can she go?
00:40:44Oh my god, she can't swim.
00:40:46Fitzy!
00:40:58We should've gone to Cancun.
00:41:15This may be my final video log, before the end.
00:41:18The witches have returned to the Provincelands.
00:41:22The spirit of Lovecraft is stronger than it has ever been.
00:41:26Soon, the High Priestess of the Great Old Ones, the Sleeper of Araya, the Great Dreamer,
00:41:34the Slumbering One, the Great Old One will finally emerge from his sleep and fall upon us.
00:41:41I wait here in the dunes for a sign.
00:41:43I wait here in the dunes for a sign.
00:41:43I wait here in the dunes for a sign.
00:42:20Podcasts!
00:42:23Puts!
00:42:29Wöööööörerrr!
00:42:38Wöööööööööööööööö
00:42:54And the raven never flitted, still a city, still a city, on the pallid bust of Pallas,
00:43:03just above my chamber door, and his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming.
00:43:09And the lamplight o'er him, streaming, throws his shadow on the floor, and my soul from out
00:43:15that shadow that lies floating on the floor shall be lifted nevermore.
00:43:59And the raven never flitted in fear.
00:44:09I'm willing to say that, I surrender and peace.
00:44:10Sarah?
00:44:13Hello?
00:44:16Levy?
00:44:20Is anyone there?
00:44:51Ladies and gentlemen, Cake Boss by Eccentric.
00:45:05Man, doesn't anyone have good shit anymore?
00:45:07I know this one guy.
00:45:09Who is it?
00:45:10They call him the Cake Boss and he delivers like Mr. Beast.
00:45:14Legend has it that his lines are hit.
00:45:16You harder than ten tabs of acid.
00:45:18Leave you on your ass if you tripped before doing a backflip.
00:45:20He's higher than the average.
00:45:22Prime at the raps.
00:45:22Feeling bigger than the Amazon.
00:45:24A giant like Calvin Harris.
00:45:26End gorilla with the tactics.
00:45:27Seals Team 6 status like magic.
00:45:29He's bound to swish on the ass.
00:45:31It's natural like imagining dragons in the sky.
00:45:33So it's no wonder why his head is in the clouds when he's rapping.
00:45:36But he's still tackling the tracks like Usain.
00:45:38Popping pharmacy speed living faster than Barry Allen.
00:45:41Brain's a crossbow with lyrical bolts and emotions held back.
00:45:44It's probably best not to be in his vision when he snaps.
00:45:47But even on his game he isn't playing.
00:45:49He never aimed for attention and didn't do it for cash.
00:45:51Any questions being active since he's seen his FedEx to shake her titties.
00:45:54And gain a million since father was in a flash.
00:45:57So he stays busy till the day ends anyway.
00:45:59And all he's got his inspiration whenever the beat's banging.
00:46:02But his mind keeps on straying off into outer space.
00:46:04And he wonders if it would be the same without his medications.
00:46:07Life's a trip so he passed for a vacation and booked a plane.
00:46:09Cause he's only got one and ain't trying to waste it on Facebook.
00:46:12Scrolling social media in the name of staying active.
00:46:14While he passes him by like the first side.
00:46:16It's like he's trapped.
00:46:17Trapped in the matrix trying to find a way to escape it.
00:46:20Yet the more he tries the more he looks like he'll never make it.
00:46:22He's great for music.
00:46:23It's all he could relate with.
00:46:25But there's nothing for him in this world that he was ever great at.
00:46:27And he can't take it.
00:46:28He's motivated but frustrated.
00:46:30Anxious to the point where he can't concentrate.
00:46:32For Christ's sake.
00:46:32They fed him amphetamines and they'll tell him hit the brakes.
00:46:35But he can't.
00:46:36He hits light speed and blasts off into space.
00:46:38You can't stop how much jar droppin'.
00:46:40The way he tops it off.
00:46:41Like the cake boss with the frosting.
00:46:43Coughing cause he's so sick proceed with caution.
00:46:45Like COVID a beast with so many bars to not spit would be exhausting.
00:46:48You can't stop how much jar droppin'.
00:46:50The way he tops it off.
00:46:51Like the cake boss with the frosting.
00:46:53Coughing cause he's so sick proceed with caution.
00:46:55Like COVID a beast with so many bars to not spit would be exhausting.
00:46:58He's faces out distancin'.
00:47:00Overthinkin'.
00:47:01They almost made him a victim.
00:47:02But he became the villain.
00:47:03They couldn't stop the reaction.
00:47:05Like a tower bomb droppin'.
00:47:06When he went ballistic on him.
00:47:07And hit him back with precision.
00:47:09Haters saw him shine until they tried to steal the star distance.
00:47:11To waste their time complaining.
00:47:13Wondering why they don't got it.
00:47:14Even blindfolded.
00:47:15He'll beat them jackasses like a pinata.
00:47:16While he's pulling wraps out his hat like magic.
00:47:19Ta-da!
00:47:19Beast mode of life's a game.
00:47:20Spittin' gases as cheat codes.
00:47:22To defeat those pricks.
00:47:23Stickin' it to him every week so.
00:47:24He just keeps goin'.
00:47:25Pickin' em off like these.
00:47:26Step on heat coach when I'm up and ripping him into pieces.
00:47:28So there's definitely no way you can stop him.
00:47:31It's jaw droppin'.
00:47:31The way he tops it off.
00:47:33Like the cake bars with the frosting.
00:47:35Coughin' cause he's so sick for seed with caution.
00:47:36Like COVID a beast with so many bars to not spit would be exhausting.
00:47:40You can't stop him.
00:47:41It's jaw droppin' the way he tops it off.
00:47:43Like the cake bars with the frosting.
00:47:45Coughin' cause he's so sick for seed with caution.
00:47:47Like COVID a beast with so many bars to not spit would be exhausting.
00:47:50Oh, shit, hit him up.
00:47:52Oh, actually, he's not taking any calls to me anymore.
00:47:56What the fuck?
00:47:59Wow.
00:48:03Sometimes the pain is in their own way.
00:48:07Almost nobody dates a sofa unless they happen to be insane.
00:48:13Oh, fuck.
00:48:21Oh, shit.
00:48:51Oh, shit.
00:49:20Oh, shit.
00:49:21Oh, shit.
00:49:27Oh, shit.
00:49:59I have seen the dark universe gone, where the black planets roll without aim, where
00:50:06they roll in their horror unheeded, without knowledge or luster or name.
00:50:13Hello, world, and welcome to the In My Footsteps podcast.
00:50:18I am Christopher Sederland, coming to you from the vacation destination known as Cape Cod,
00:50:24Massachusetts.
00:50:26All right, so we got a great show this week.
00:50:28I'm going to try to wash the sour taste out of my mouth of the debacle of the last episode
00:50:36with Evelyn.
00:50:37She was not the greatest guest.
00:50:40Before we get there, the way we're going to wash the horrible taste out of our mouth is
00:50:45with some great food.
00:50:47Sponsor of this week's episode, Kiki's Cape Cod Kitchen.
00:50:51Cape Cod cuisine with a Cape Verde and a Portuguese type of flair to it.
00:50:57You can get this everywhere, Barnes & Noble, Amazon.
00:51:00I'm going to make some great food after this episode and try to wash the horrible taste
00:51:06out of my mouth from last week's show.
00:51:09In our last episode, we talked about the films of Victor Franco.
00:51:13We talked about his films Killer Campout, Hecatune, and his Opus Solitaire.
00:51:19Now, I want to focus on his later works in the world of documentaries.
00:51:35Sorry about that.
00:51:36We'll edit that out after.
00:51:39So I've got some props here.
00:51:41I got this from Cape Hook Designs.
00:51:44Another good friend, another good sponsor.
00:51:49Out of all the documentaries to come out on Cape Cod, one needs to ask the question of
00:51:55how pivotal this film was for investigation and solving the oldest unsolved murder mystery
00:52:01on Cape Cod, nearly five decades, The Lady of the Dunes.
00:52:06Now, many will argue...
00:52:21Anyway, the book I wrote, based on the investigation and the filming of...
00:52:52about the analysis, is a game that I wrote.
00:53:08Betty!
00:53:39I don't know.
00:54:17I don't know.
00:54:57I don't know.
00:55:00I don't know.
00:55:57I don't know.
00:56:00I don't know.
00:56:37Hey guys, I'm back.
00:56:49Hello?
00:56:52Benzie?
00:56:54Levi?
00:57:22Levi?
00:57:23Levi?
00:57:23Levi?
00:57:40Who are you?
00:57:42I am Providence.
00:57:49I am Providence.
00:57:55I am Providence.
00:57:58I am Providence.
00:58:10The world is indeed comic.
00:58:15There the traveler meets aghast.
00:58:19The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear.
00:58:24The oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.
00:58:32Choose your weapon.
00:58:38It's boxing night on Cape Cod.
00:58:40And welcome to the fight of the century between two literary legends of the 19th and 20th century.
00:58:48This is going to be a match for the ages.
00:58:50H.P.
00:58:52H.P.
00:58:52Lovecraft.
00:58:53H.P.
00:58:53record...
00:58:530-0-0.
00:58:55Height...
00:58:565-10.
00:58:57Weight...
00:58:57200 pounds.
00:58:59Dead...
00:58:5989 years.
00:59:00title father of cosmic horror Edgar Allen Poe record 0 0 0 height 5 8 weight 140
00:59:10pounds dead 177 years title father of the detective story as you can see the
00:59:20scorecard shows both writers even with professional matches Lovecraft does hold
00:59:26an advantage in both weight and height while Poe has been among the dead for
00:59:30almost an entire century longer than Lovecraft the father of the modern-day
00:59:35horror and science fiction faces off with the father of the detective story
00:59:39this one is going to be for the ages it's fight night
00:59:55oh that had to hurt if the past is a pebble in my shoe that punch to the face was
01:00:01the future rock to
01:00:30the skull
01:00:40oh
01:00:41oh
01:00:42oh
01:00:45oh
01:01:06Wow, that last punch was so large it was psychopia to the 10th degree.
01:01:37Oh, this is an Outer King, breaking out my board.
01:01:43Good evening and thank you for giving us a moment of your busy time.
01:01:50The National News Broadcast has reported that a captive to 5.7 Earthquakes has struck off the shores of the
01:01:59outermost Keep region.
01:02:00Woo, causing the guaranteed potential of a typhoon which will be hitting the entire Cape region at any minute now.
01:02:10The National Guard is also reporting that the temperature has dropped to an Earthship.
01:02:16Negative 10 degrees zero, which is spokesperson for the cast of the church that's going on the record to repeat
01:02:24that this is a sign.
01:02:25Woohoo! At the end of days, now humanity is falling apart!
01:02:31Hah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:02:57Abba!
01:03:28Poor soul, even death may die.
01:04:03Then what?
01:04:04What?
01:04:05Then what happened?
01:04:07Cthulhu rises from the ocean and you're standing on the beach staring at him?
01:04:13What happens next?
01:04:15Oh, Cthulhu sank back into the ocean and it stopped snowing and everything else.
01:04:20And what the hell happened to Lovecraft and Poe?
01:04:24No idea actually, I'm not sure about that.
01:04:27Well, that's kind of an abrupt ending.
01:04:30Well, do you like the pitch at least?
01:04:32I think it could be made into a good manuscript and an even better movie.
01:04:36Well, yeah, I'll make the movie, but the ending sucks.
01:04:41What do you mean the ending sucks?
01:04:43Look, there's movies with good endings and there's movies with bad endings.
01:04:49And my ending sucks?
01:04:51Exactly.
01:04:52The ending of a movie needs to be a shock or a surprise, but never ever boring.
01:04:59Can you give me an example?
01:05:00Sure.
01:05:02Sure.
01:05:03How's this for a good ending?
01:05:27Lonely and sad.
01:05:29A specter glides along aisles where of old he is living for time.
01:05:34God steps fell.
01:05:36No common glance discern him, though his song peels down through time with a mysterious spin.
01:05:45Eternal brood, the shadow on this ground, dreaming of centuries that have gone before.
01:05:53Great elms rise solemnly by slab and mound, arched high above a hidden world of you.
01:06:03Round all the scene a light of memory plays, and dead leaves whisper of departed days.
01:06:13Longing for sights and sounds that are no more.
01:06:19Only the two whose sorcery secret know, a spy admits these tombs, the shadow of Bo.
01:06:34What else can he say like?
01:06:48What's the shame?
01:06:49What's up?
01:06:49Why the hell is he hiding?
01:06:49What's the episode?
01:06:50I'm afraid I'm afraid to see him.
01:06:50I wanted to see him.
01:06:50He says, I was lying about this but no more.
01:06:50I was lying about it.
01:06:51A day's when the bail is wrong.
01:06:53That's the end of his darkness.
01:06:55The Dosan is lying about it.
01:07:11I don't know.
01:07:37I don't know.
01:08:02I don't know.
01:08:36I don't know.
01:09:07I don't know.
01:09:32I don't know.
01:10:07I don't know.
01:10:38I don't know.
01:11:07I don't know.
01:11:37I don't know.
01:11:41That's one weird movie.
01:11:43But I loved it.
01:11:45Weird and fun.
01:11:46You know?
01:11:47Like the original Willy Wonka.
01:11:49Hey, yo.
01:11:51What a hell of a boxing match.
01:11:53What a hell of a boxing match.
01:11:53I mean, not as good as me in the ring.
01:11:56But hey, who is?
01:11:59You want to make a real movie with a real pretender?
01:12:01Come on down to Philly.
01:12:03I'll take you on the movie.
01:12:04I'll take you on the movie, I'll take you on the rest of the movie, I'll take you on my
01:12:04rock tour.
01:12:05And I'll take you on my rock tour experience chasing chickens, punching frozen beef and a climactic run up the
01:12:11steps.
01:12:12And of course, don't forget a blessing from Father Carmine.
01:12:16Then get you, my friend, a real Philly cheesesteak.
01:12:22You know what I'm saying?
01:12:23Until then, keep punching, Mark.
01:12:27I'll see you at the movies.
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