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OMG My Snow White is a Man BL , Romantic Emotional Series - ENGSUB
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00:04sorry i what's got you so focused you forgot how to walk
00:10get back i give it back beg me
00:20get off me nerd
00:28don't laugh shut the hell up
00:40go pick that ball up or i'm gonna make you regret it
00:50let him go oh come on marcus you mess with him every day now you're playing hero
00:57only i get to bully him
01:01touch him again and i'll twist your head off and use it as a soccer ball
01:07you okay mind your own business he's right this is all your fault and now you're acting like some
01:12hero marcus listen to me the person i hate most in this world is you
01:22lucas i bully you because i fucking like you
01:31lucas you're home i made you your favorite hot cocoa
01:35spare me the fake nice i know what you're doing
01:38you you know you're trying to win me over but let me make this clear
01:42you will never be the lady of this house
01:48what the hell is that were you trying to poison me
01:58your father won't marry me because of you if you're alive i'll never inherit his
02:03fortune so i have to get rid of you if my dad finds out you tried to hurt
02:08me he'll never marry a psycho like you too bad you won't get the chance to tell
02:13him die marcus what are you doing here i came down the chimney lucas i need to explain why i
02:26mess
02:54with you
02:56either i'm dead or i blacked out at a renaissance fair what are you a flying paper cut
03:02ah our prince charming is finally awake i am the guardian sprite of fairy tales you awaken me so i
03:08i brought you into this storybook
03:13oh my god
03:14i look like a rejected disney extra why am i dressed like prince chanam's cousin who sells
03:20essential oils how can i leave this ridiculous place
03:25your highness the king commands you to depart at once to marry the princess snow white of the
03:30neighboring kingdom snow white absolutely not i'm gay i'm not about to drag some innocent
03:35girl into a straight marriage starter pack that's emotional terrorism
03:40you have got to be kidding me good morning princess snow white sleep well i'm a guy do you see
03:47the
03:47stubble the adam's apple the entire male anatomy package hmm yeah that's not supposed to happen
03:54okay looks like we've got a role assignment error let me file a ticket with fairytale tech support
04:02oh great so how long is the wait time three business centuries why won't this thing come off i want
04:07men's clothes pants a hoodie literally anything with sleeves that aren't made in can't your character
04:13is snow white snow white has a dress it's in the contract i never signed anything you did you just
04:19didn't read the terms and conditions like everyone else look you got unlimited dresses fresh options
04:26daily it's basically princess netflix no no no no stop all right ready to meet your prince charming
04:36he'll be here soon to marry you what i'm straight i don't like men tell me how to get out
04:42of this
04:42nightmare easy you just have to truly fall in love with prince charming you're insane
04:49you inherited your father's heroic masculinity um princess the queen request your presence
04:59what is it oh my god lucas you're snow white this is amazing the evil queen yeah that tracks you're
05:12dressed like a walking jewelry store afraid people might miss how greedy you are oh my dear lucas in
05:18here i'm the queen i have everything and honestly i'm in love with this place and you are the key
05:27back
05:27to reality so if i want to stay here i'll have to kill you you're sure he's the coldest killer
05:34in the
05:35kingdom yes your majesty he's the infamous hunter nicknamed mr alpha male i hate women especially women
05:44prettier than me so snow white the most beautiful cannot be allowed to live
05:52leave your snow white to me
06:06die snow white
06:14snow white
06:15snow white is a man a man and he's hot
06:20who the hell are you i'm your secret lover
06:27snow white's taste is a felony i get it you're the queen's assassin she sent you to kill me she
06:32told
06:33me to eliminate you she just forgot to mention you're a man and exactly my type
06:40i've changed my mind a face like yours i couldn't possibly pull the trigger
06:47you don't come any closer the entire palace is under the queen's control she won't stop until you're
06:53dead but i can protect you whether you come with me is your choice you protect me that's right
07:01i'm the coldest killer alive mr alpha male he actually let that little trash escape issue a
07:09kingdom-wide manhunt now a princess with an adam's apple chest hair shouldn't be hard to spot
07:18for the last time i am not marrying snow white i only want lucas your highness bad news snow white
07:24has
07:24gone missing missing perfect this snow white has a suspicious amount of testosterone wait snow white
07:32is lucas
07:37i i can't run anymore
07:43hide
07:47i'll go distract them you head east and find your fiancee prince charming he will protect you
07:54but what about you don't worry i'm a mr alpha male a few guards can't hurt me remember never enter
08:02the
08:02enchanted forest there are seven total psychos in there nobody who goes in ever makes it out alive
08:08so
08:11damn he's handsome too bad he doesn't like men wait does he actually like men or not
08:19hey you ugly freaks come and catch me
08:25get him damn this dress damn the queen damn this fairy tale
08:35princess snow white
08:37her majesty request your return to the palace
08:40and what if i say no then you'll suffer a little
08:48marcus what the hell is this jerk doing here as long as i'm here nobody can lay a finger on
08:54him
08:54someone thinks a little too highly of themselves
09:02i'm not going to die
09:03what are you doing stop it
09:05hold the unstoppable secret technique tickle attack
09:15are you okay you're wearing a prince's uniform
09:21you're prince charming
09:24no no no if you're prince charming i'd rather die or stuck here forever
09:28lucas still hates me i should hide my identity for now and give him time
09:33i'm not
09:36i'm not prince charming i'm his half brother prince charging prince
09:42prince charging what the hell is that look bright enough to light a whole kingdom that's why they call
09:47me prince charging even your horse looks gay as hell
09:54i'm heading to find my brother prince charming why don't we go together no thanks there are wild
09:59beasts around here it's dangerous alone well even if i'm wearing this stupid dress i'm still a man
10:05i'm not afraid of any beasts
10:15so want to reconsider my offer and just so you know there's more than one snake out here
10:20damn it i might actually need this jerk to protect me fine whatever
10:30stop in broad daylight what are you doing fixing my shirt what did you think
10:39damn his body is actually amazing if you want to look you can be bold i'd be honored if my
10:46muscles
10:46have your approval who's looking narcissist then do you want to touch them what what are you doing
10:59i know you want me to i don't
11:05kissing a man actually feels pretty good
11:21baby open up a little more
11:23come on no marcus
11:36thank god it was just a dream
11:38lucas lucas get a grip you're straight stop having stupid dreams like that and the guys you hate the most
11:46i'm straight i'm straight
11:50being queen feels wonderful even my hair is smoother than before
11:54this is
11:57my hair what happened to my hair
12:01wow this means snow white and prince charming have met what from now on every time their
12:07relationship grows a little deeper you'll lose another patch of hair and when they truly fall in
12:13love your head will become one perfectly smooth boiled egg
12:18no lucas marcus i'll kill you both spread my order hunt down snow white across the entire kingdom
12:26alive or dead your majesty perhaps the legendary magic mirror could cure your boldness right the all
12:34glowing mirror it has to be able to fix my hair
12:38go find that mirror immediately i want it brought to me within three days
12:44lucas once i catch you i'll gonna pluck every single hair off your head
12:53look is that a princess princess that's obviously a man a man who likes wearing dresses
13:00hey handsome cute dress mind lend it to my big sis sometime
13:06just ignore them i hate this dress oh my goodness whose daughter is this she's so tall
13:18mom that lady has stubble don't say nonsense apologize to the lady wait he really does have
13:26stubble i'm a man a man in a dress sick calm down don't bother with them
13:38look there's a hot girl bathing man tonight's our lucky night
13:44why does the voice sound like a guy you know nothing and rejoin your beauty is trending
13:53it's a man my eyes hey i haven't even screamed yet what are you screaming i swear i'll never peek
13:59at
13:59bathing girls again please stop sending cross-dressing dudes to test me i've had enough of this sprite
14:05fairy whatever just get out here right now
14:12i want to get rid of this damn dress
14:16well it's not impossible play a game with me and you can change it what game look
14:26no way whatever the game is i won't play anything with him hey what did i do to you this
14:31time then
14:32i guess you'll just keep wearing the dress honestly the more i look at it on you the better it
14:36suits
14:37you fine what game blindfold feeding lucas puts on the blindfold marcus sits three meters away lucas has
14:48to walk over and feed the strawberry to marcus that's it easy peasy but you can't use your hands
14:53you have to hold the strawberry in your mouth what kind of perverted game is that what's wrong scared
14:59who's scared i'll just pretend i'm feeding a pet
15:04okay
15:23where are you touching shut up
15:37oh my god does this count as kissing marcus this is a straight man's greatest humiliation
15:43his lips are just as soft as in my dream
15:48wait why am i reacting no no no that's impossible what's wrong stomach ache i'm fine don't come closer
15:55ho ho i see what's going on now shut up
16:01you know i'm actually the same as you take some time wait does this mean i've actually been turned gay
16:13cooled off yet time to change the clothes
16:17finally i can get out of that damn dress
16:22i can't reveal my identity to lucas just yet please keep it a secret for me this is getting good
16:28the
16:28plot just keeps getting juicier do you think you're watching a reality show
16:41hungry
16:42hungry no i'm fine here
16:45thirsty i said i'm fine cold drop it i'm not cold
16:56i've never seen such a beautiful flower this is for you just so you know this adorable little flower
17:02completely poisonous
17:09it has no taste at all i want juice although there's no juice honey water on the house and trust
17:15me
17:15we got plenty we got plenty you're not trying to watch me marcus don't do it this is gonna end
17:23badly
17:28hey there
17:41it's all your fault we almost got stung to death and you're still laughing
17:46you're still cute when you're mad
17:49no no no i'm straight totally straight from now on you must stay at least one meter away from me
18:02i don't want to get out of the house
18:04marcus
18:05at your service pull me up right now didn't you just tell me to keep more than a meter away
18:10from you
18:11this pit looks at least three meters deep which meets your requirement perfectly marcus stop messing
18:16around but you literally make that rule like five seconds ago
18:20asshole just wait till i get up there i swear i'm gonna mess you up
18:23why don't you climb up here first then we'll talk marcus come back
18:28jerk all that talk about liking me was a lie bullying me at school and now abandoning me
18:35i almost believed him crying
18:39idiots didn't you leave what are you doing back here silly boy i'd never leave you here
18:45grab on i'll pull you up i've got you
18:56aren't you the captain of the football team how come you're so weak maybe because you're heavier
19:00than you look i'm literally standard weight the real problem here is you're weak fine fine it's all
19:05my fault you can scoot a little closer trust me it's way warmer over here in your dreams i'd rather
19:14freeze to death fine have it your way idiot freezing your ass off and still pretending you're fine
19:22damn it why am i in his arms
19:26hmm no wonder he won prom king two years in a row he really is good looking you're awake i
19:33i i was just
19:42what the hell are you doing lucas i'm sorry i just let me tell you marcus i'm straight i could
19:48never like you i was just being impulsive i'll never forgive you for bullying me at school you make
19:53me sick what did you say i said you make me sick there is no way i'd ever fall for
20:00a jerk like you
20:02you're right i am a jerk i'm such an idiot for falling for you marcus let go of me i'm
20:07such a
20:08fool for doing everything i could to get your attention for trying to protect you this whole
20:12time but from now on i'm not going to like you anymore i finally got rid of this jerk i
20:19should be
20:19happy but why do i feel so lost we need to figure out how to get out of here marcus
20:27i heard you
20:32happy but why do i feel so lost we need to figure out how to get out of here
20:34grab it
20:46thanks let's go
20:54marcus where are you
21:24i can't leave you to face this alone
21:31lucas get out of here i can't hold it off much longer but you what i said before i didn't
21:37mean
21:37it i lie to you what i still fucking like you i've liked you since middle school and i never
21:43stopped
21:51i'm not leaving you here
22:07are you hurt
22:10no i'm fine just my legs are just a little shaky
22:22he actually risked his life to save me after i was so mean to him i said you make me
22:28sick there is
22:29no way i'd ever fall for a jerk like you did i go too far with what i said if
22:35it weren't for him
22:35those scars would probably be on me
22:40it's ready you first
22:44marcus i said those things earlier out of anger too
22:47i know i was way out of line i'm sorry lucas
22:51would you just give us a chance i don't expect you to say yes right now i just want to
22:56know
22:57is there even a tiny chance you could ever like me how could i ever like a guy it should
23:02be an easy
23:03answer so why is it so hard to say i'm sorry i can't i'm really grateful you saved my life
23:10but i'm straight and i'll never be anything else i i'm sorry
23:16i get it i respect your choice
23:21but i'm still gonna like you anyway
23:27i'm finally free of his nonsense so why don't feel happy at all
23:31get a grip lucas you're just grateful he saved you you're not gay
23:37a glowing flower never seen one of those before it smells special
23:45it's so hot what's going on
24:08what's wrong i want you
24:20you've got a fever why are you burning up
24:31lucas are you drunk there isn't even any alcohol out here marcus i know you want me you're not
24:37thinking straight i'm not taking advantage of you like this
24:48oh
24:56oh
25:08don't don't what don't stop
25:20oh my god what am i doing stop just stop no i like this no it has to be that
25:29damn pollen
25:32what are you gonna do kill me no you're gonna be my servant
25:42and now i'm ordering you take me yes your highness
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31:04Who's there?
31:05Another stupid just wandered in.
31:08Perfect. It's been forever since we've had fresh meat.
31:11He looks delicious.
31:13Oh, crap. I must have stumbled into the legendary seven villains.
31:19God, I'd kill for a Big Mac right now.
31:23Nope, I can't hold it in.
31:25Did you see his face? He went completely white.
31:35You guys are the legendary seven villains?
31:38You ever seen demons this handsome?
31:41We're not demons. We're victims.
31:44Victims?
31:45We used to be guards for the evil queen, but she wanted us to take turns being her lovers.
31:50Monday through Sunday, no repeats.
31:52We're respectable guards, okay?
31:54Not rent boys. Why would we ever agree to that?
31:56So she got mad, threw us into the enchanted forest, and trapped us here with dark magic.
32:01I can't believe the seven dwarves from the fairy tale actually have it this rough.
32:05We've been stuck here so long. We're dying of boredom.
32:08But hey, now you're here. At least we've got a new face around.
32:11What's your name? Where are you from? Do you have a girlfriend?
32:14Please! That's outdated. Gay is in now.
32:17So, do you have a boyfriend?
32:19Oh, so there is someone.
32:21No! Nothing like that!
32:22Then why are you blushing?
32:26I... I'm hot, okay? Tell us more.
32:29Okay.
32:35We have a witness who says Snow White ran into the enchanted forest.
32:39You boys wouldn't happen to know where he is, would you?
32:41Wait, is that guy Snow White?
32:43By order of the queen, if you reveal Snow White's whereabouts, your freedom will be restored.
32:52They know I'm Snow White now? Are they gonna hand me over?
32:56Oof. You're too late.
32:58What do you mean?
32:59Snow White got eaten by a beast the second he ran into the enchanted forest.
33:03I saw it with my own eyes. It was brutal. Total bloodbath.
33:07Want me to take you to the scene?
33:08Though fair warning, you probably won't be able to eat for days.
33:12No, no, no. That won't be necessary.
33:14As long as I've got something to report back to the queen.
33:18Head back and inform the queen.
33:19Snow White is dead.
33:27Hey! They're gone! You're safe now!
33:30Why did you help me?
33:31Because we hate that old witch of a queen.
33:34The enemy of our enemy is our friend.
33:38Your Majesty! Word from the guard, Snow White is dead!
33:43Finally! That little noose is dead.
33:46So my hair should grow back now, right?
33:49Oh! No, no, no, no! No, no!
33:55I thought my hair was supposed to grow back once he died!
33:59That's because Snow White isn't dead.
34:01Who are you?
34:02I'm the all-knowing magic mirror.
34:04Oh, wow, Your Majesty, that hair is a bold choice.
34:07Shut up! Just tell me how to get my hair back!
34:09As long as Snow White and Prince Charming never fall in love,
34:12your hair will grow back.
34:14I'm going to the enchanted forest and killing him myself!
34:17Your Majesty, those three hairs of yours would be gone in one gust of wind.
34:20Shut up!
34:21Let me do it.
34:22I hate couples more than anything.
34:23The second I see them acting all sweet, I want to lose it.
34:26All he has to do is take one bite of this apple pie,
34:30and it's over.
34:32It's been days, and that bastard Marcus still hasn't come looking for me.
34:36Figures.
34:37You can't trust a word, men say.
34:42Who are you?
34:43I'm the little match girl's sister.
34:45The little apple pie girl.
34:47Sister?
34:47With those wrinkles, you look more like the little apple pie grandma.
34:50Oh, I have never seen such a handsome man in my life.
34:54Apple pie handsome?
34:56Wow, smells incredible.
34:58Go on, it's free.
35:00Wait, apples in fairy tales are always poisoned.
35:02You're not Joanna, are you?
35:06Who's Joanna?
35:07In fairy tales, the evil queen dresses up as an old woman
35:10and tricks Snow White into eating a poisoned apple.
35:13Joanna, stop pretending.
35:15I'm not her.
35:17I'm just the little apple pie girl.
35:19I know that's your disguise, Joanna.
35:21And your makeup is terrible.
35:23Hey, you can question my character, but not my makeup skills.
35:27Come on, let's rip the mask off her.
35:33No, no, stop!
35:36So, you really aren't Joanna?
35:39I told you I wasn't, and you still ripped my clothes off.
35:41Sorry, I got it wrong.
35:43I offered you free apple pie, and somehow I'm the bad guy.
35:47Okay, okay, don't cry.
35:48I'll eat it.
35:49I'll eat it.
35:52Lucas!
35:53Lucas!
35:55What are you doing here?
35:57I've been looking for you this whole time.
35:59Looking for me?
36:00What, so you could keep lying to me?
36:02Lucas, can you stop being impossible for one second?
36:04I'm impossible?
36:05You're the one who's heartless, shameless, and impossible.
36:07How am I heartless?
36:07How am I shameless?
36:08How am I impossible?
36:09How are you not heartless?
36:10How are you not shameless?
36:10How are you not impossible?
36:12Fine.
36:13Even if I am heartless, shameless, and impossible.
36:15What are you two doing?
36:16Practicing a damn tongue twister?
36:19Handsome, want some apple pie?
36:21Might help you calm down.
36:22I'm not hungry.
36:23Come on.
36:25Eat a little.
36:26You need energy if you're going to keep arguing.
36:28I said, I'm not hungry.
36:30Just one bite.
36:31God, you're annoying.
36:32Can't you see we're in the middle of something?
36:34Fine, I'll eat it.
36:35Happy?
36:42Get it out.
36:43Do you have any idea how hard that was to make?
36:45I pulled three all-nighters on that pie.
36:49Let go.
36:50What are you doing?
36:51Let him go.
36:52So you do still care about me?
36:53God, I hate couples like you.
36:56Will you two die if you stop acting lovey-dooby for one second?
37:00God.
37:00Calm down.
37:01Don't do anything stupid.
37:02You can always make another one.
37:05Seriously?
37:06It was just an apple pie.
37:07That was my masterpiece!
37:09I spent forever perfecting that poison blend!
37:12Wait.
37:13So you really were sent by Joanna?
37:14Well, obviously.
37:15Why else would I drag myself into this dump of a forest to deliver apple pie?
37:20As long as we're here, you're not hurting Lucas.
37:22I wasn't even planning to hurt him.
37:24A man that handsome is practically in danger.
37:27But the queen gave me orders.
37:28No matter what it takes, I have to keep him and Prince Charmin apart.
37:33Help!
37:33He's trying to stab me!
37:34I'm not!
37:35I was just-
37:39Please!
37:43As long as I'm here, you're not laying a finger on Lucas.
37:46I-
37:46I wasn't trying to hurt him.
37:49I was going to kill myself.
37:51I failed my mission.
37:53If I go back, the queen will punish me anyway.
37:55Might as well end it myself.
37:57Oh.
37:58Sorry.
37:59My bad.
38:00Well, be our guest.
38:03Wait.
38:04Your job is to keep Snow White and Prince Charming from ending up together, right?
38:09Then wouldn't poisoning Prince Charming work just as well?
38:12Huh?
38:14You're right!
38:16Poisoning Prince Charming works just as well!
38:19Serves you right for being greedy and snatching someone else's food.
38:22That's what you get.
38:23Alright.
38:24Mission accomplished.
38:26What?
38:28You do realize that pie you just swallowed was poisoned, right?
38:32Right.
38:32The pie was poisoned!
38:37Water!
38:39Somebody get me water!
38:43I think I'm dying.
38:47Marcus actually took the fall for you.
38:49That is so moving!
38:52Is this what true love looks like?
38:54If somebody did that for me, I'd marry him on the spot.
38:56I don't care if it's a man, a woman, a cat, or a dog.
38:59He didn't even know the pie was poisoned.
39:01What's so moving about that?
39:02Yeah, but before that, he jumped into that pit for you.
39:06He fought a beast for you.
39:07Keep going and I'm going to fall for him myself!
39:09Lying to you was wrong.
39:10But his feelings for you are real.
39:12Lucas, just forgive him.
39:13Yeah, come on.
39:13Just forgive him.
39:14Alright, alright.
39:15I get it, okay?
39:16Marcus, we just did you a huge favor.
39:18So how are you going to thank us?
39:19Me?
39:20I'm poisoned!
39:21I'm dying here!
39:22Maybe help me first?
39:24Right, he's poisoned!
39:25Come on, think of something!
39:26Hmm.
39:27But you actually look pretty good.
39:29Your skin's kind of glowing.
39:30Maybe it was fake poison?
39:32Worst case, he gets diarrhea for a couple days.
39:34Okay, that's a relief.
39:38Marcus!
39:41Marcus!
39:43Okay, we know you hate him, but this is a little much.
39:45He really is poisoned!
39:47Come on, think of something!
39:49I heard my grandpa talk about a miracle cure once.
39:52Hot oil.
39:53Heat kills poison.
39:58This kind of worm feeds on toxins.
40:01If we put it inside Marcus, it'll suck all the poison out of his body.
40:08It says the best way to get poison out is to literally beat it out of him.
40:13Watch this.
40:16You didn't just break his ribs, did you?
40:23I've got another idea.
40:24Enough!
40:24At this rate, the poison won't kill him.
40:26You too will.
40:29Maybe there is one thing that might work.
40:31What?
40:31True love's kiss.
40:33In fairy tales, Snow White eats the poisoned apple, and Prince Charmia's kiss wakes her up.
40:38Yeah, but that's a fairy tale.
40:39This is the real world.
40:40You wouldn't get it.
40:41To me, this is the fairy tale.
40:43This isn't just an excuse to kiss him, is it?
40:45Like I need an excuse?
40:47We've kissed plenty of times already.
40:52I'm only doing this to save him.
40:56And he still says he's not gay.
41:02Why didn't it work?
41:04Maybe your kiss wasn't heartfelt enough?
41:05Shut up!
41:06I'm trying to save him!
41:07Kiss him again!
41:08Kiss him again!
41:10I refuse to believe I can't kiss you awake!
41:17Lucas, it's no use.
41:18He already missed the golden seven-hour window for antidotes.
41:22He's not breathing anymore.
41:23Lucas, I'm sorry.
41:25We should bury him in the prettiest garden in the enchanted forest.
41:29How could you just die like this?
41:32You said you'd protect me forever!
41:34If you're dead, who's supposed to protect me now?
41:36Marcus, you asshole!
41:38I never got to tell you.
41:40I fell for you a long time ago.
41:42Lucas, the grave's ready.
41:44It's time.
41:45I love you, Marcus.
41:50I love you, too.
41:51You're not dead?
41:53I woke up the first time you kissed me.
41:55Then why were you playing dead?
41:56Because I wanted to hear you say you loved me a few more times.
41:59Marcus!
41:59You were messing with me again!
42:02Lucas, thank you.
42:04You've made me the happiest man in the world.
42:11So this is what love looks like.
42:13We're leaving Lucas with you.
42:15You better take good care of him from now on.
42:18Thank you for taking care of me all this time.
42:23Wait!
42:24I just thought of a way to get you out of the enchanted forest!
42:28The way is...
42:35Lucas!
42:36Lucas!
42:37You didn't finish your words!
42:39What was the way out?
42:40Lucas, come back!
42:42Wait.
42:43Could Lucas' method be true love's kiss?
42:47Look in your dreams!
42:49I am not kissing you!
42:50I mean, it wouldn't hurt to try.
43:04Your Majesty!
43:06Good news!
43:07Well, out with it.
43:08Mission accomplished.
43:09Prince Charming is dead.
43:11There's no way those two can end up together now.
43:13Really?
43:15I saw him eat the apple pie with my own eyes.
43:17He dropped dead right after.
43:20Excellent!
43:21If I can't poison that bitch Lucas to death, then poisoning his Prince Charming works just
43:25as well!
43:27So my hair should grow back now, right?
43:32What?
43:34What is going on?
43:36Didn't you say Prince Charming was dead?
43:38I saw him eat the pie myself!
43:41Then why is my hair still falling?
43:43Maybe killing Prince Charming doesn't work the same way.
43:47I'm gonna kill you!
43:52Your Majesty?
43:54Your Majesty!
43:55Where are you?
43:56I haven't even told you who the fairest woman in the land is yet!
44:03Obviously me.
44:12I'm back?
44:17Was all of that just a dream?
44:22If all of that was just a dream, then Marcus and I...
44:26You damn bald woman!
44:28Get away from me!
44:32Honey, you can't throw me out!
44:34You said you were going to marry me!
44:37I like women with hair!
44:38I do not want to wake up in the middle of the night thinking I'm holding a man!
44:42My hair will grow back!
44:44The doctor said it's hair loss from stress!
44:46Stress?
44:47You use my card every day to buy bags, shoes, and makeup!
44:50What exactly are you stressed about?
44:52If I were still Queen, I'd have your head chopped off, you old fool!
44:57Queen?
44:58So it wasn't a dream.
45:00It was real!
45:01I wasted years of my youth on an old fossil like you!
45:05You owe me a huge settlement!
45:07Joanna, you tried to poison me and you still think you deserve a payout?
45:11Want to see how fast I call the cops?
45:12You bitch!
45:13If it weren't for you, I'd still be the mighty Queen!
45:15Joanna, don't forget.
45:17In fairy tales, the evil Queen never gets a happy ending.
45:20In the fairy tale, Snow White falls for Prince Charming.
45:23What about you?
45:24Did you fall for your Prince Charming too, Snow White?
45:27Your father's such an old fossil.
45:29There's no way he'll accept the whole LGBT thing.
45:32He'll definitely throw you out.
45:34Queen? Snow White?
45:35Are you two doing cosplay or something?
45:37If I can't inherit your father's money, then you don't get to inherit it either!
45:42Lucas is my son.
45:44He's my only heir.
45:45What happens in this family is none of your business.
45:47Oh yeah?
45:47What if your only heir is gay?
45:49You're gay?
45:53I'm not...
45:54Not?
45:55Because I heard you and that boy Marcus were all over each other, hugging, kissing, the whole thing.
46:00Shut up!
46:02Dad, yeah, I...
46:06Dad, you're not mad?
46:08Truth is, I had a boyfriend when I was younger too.
46:11What?
46:12His name was Tom.
46:13Six foot three, eight pack abs, blonde hair, blue eyes.
46:17Insanely hot.
46:19Anyway, that's all in the past.
46:21As long as you two really love each other, I don't care if it's a man or a woman.
46:26Wow, I had no idea gay was hereditary.
46:29Instead of stirring the pot, maybe you should focus on fixing that bald head of yours.
46:33Shut up!
46:37So, what was that boy's name again?
46:39Marcus.
46:40I have to go find him.
46:47Hey, nerd.
46:48Lend us some money.
46:49Get lost.
46:50I don't have time for this.
46:51You know who we are and you still talk to us like that?
46:54I've dealt with the seven bullies.
46:56What are you two supposed to be?
46:57If you're not going to hand it over, don't blame us for what happens next.
47:03Try touching him.
47:04See what happens.
47:06If you run now, you might still make it.
47:08Come on, let's go.
47:09He's the football captain.
47:13You okay?
47:14Marcus!
47:15I missed you!
47:16Lucas!
47:18What are you doing?
47:22Marcus?
47:23Weren't we together?
47:24Together.
47:25Since when were we together?
47:26That's news to me.
47:27You don't remember?
47:29Prince Charming?
47:29The Enchanted Forest?
47:31The Seven Boys?
47:32Lucas, what are you even talking about?
47:34You ate the poisoned apple pie.
47:36I kissed you.
47:37You told me you loved me.
47:38You seriously don't remember any of it?
47:40Lucas, have you been reading too many fairy tales or something?
47:43Was it all just a dream?
47:44It wasn't a dream.
47:46Marcus, think.
47:46We went through all of that together.
47:48Lucas, I have no idea what you're talking about.
47:52And I've never liked you.
47:55Then why did you save me just now?
47:57If I see anybody getting bullied, I step in.
48:00It had nothing to do with you.
48:03What the hell happened?
48:04Why doesn't he remember any of it?
48:07Damn you, Marcus.
48:09You turned me gay, and now you don't remember any of it.
48:24Your Highness Snow White.
48:27I'm back in the fairy tale world again?
48:29You're not back.
48:30I just moved the fairy tale world into your house for now.
48:33Wasn't all of this supposed to be over?
48:35What do you want now?
48:36Relax.
48:37Snow White and Prince Charming's story still hasn't reached the finale.
48:41The finale?
48:43Come on, let's see the first ending.
48:45You're gonna love this one.
48:49Guys!
48:50Thank God!
48:51You guys made it out of the Enchanted Forest!
48:54That's thanks to you, Lucas.
48:56Me?
48:56But I didn't even finish what I was saying.
48:58You and Marcus gave us hope.
48:59You made us believe true love really can break any curse.
49:02So, we tried the true love's kiss thing, too, and the curse broke.
49:06That's amazing!
49:07I'm so happy for you guys!
49:09First ending.
49:10The seven boys break the evil queen's curse and win back their freedom.
49:14Hold on.
49:15We're not done yet.
49:15There's still the second ending.
49:18Second ending.
49:19Joanna got exactly what she deserved.
49:21Mrs. Joanna, based on your test results, your hair is never growing back.
49:24No!
49:25That's impossible!
49:26Your scalp is severely inflamed.
49:28You need to stop wearing wigs immediately.
49:29What?
49:30How am I supposed to go out without a wig?
49:32Are you saying I'm supposed to spend the rest of my life as a bald beauty?
49:35Bald, yes.
49:36Beauty, not exactly.
49:38She'd be bald and alone for the rest of her life.
49:42And now for the third ending, the final ending.
49:45Prince Charming is about to officially confess to Snow White.
49:48That ending's probably not happening.
49:50Marcus doesn't remember any of it.
49:52Are you sure he doesn't remember anything?
49:56Marcus?
49:57I thought you didn't remember any of it.
49:59Idiot.
49:59I was messing with you.
50:01And you said you didn't even like me.
50:03I just wanted to make sure.
50:04I needed to know if you really liked me, or if you were just moved because of everything
50:07that happened in the fairy tale world.
50:09Asshole!
50:10Do you know how miserable I was?
50:12I'm sorry, Lucas.
50:13I promise I'll never make you feel that way again.
50:16Lucas, I love you.
50:17Will you be my Snow White forever?
50:23Final ending.
50:24Snow White and Prince Charming finally get there happily ever after.
50:30Alright, I'm off to mess with the next fairy tale.
50:34See you in the next story.
50:35See you in the next story.
50:36Bye-bye.
50:36Bye-bye.
50:37Bye-bye.
50:37Bye-bye.
50:37Bye-bye.
50:37Bye-bye.
50:38Bye-bye.
50:38Bye-bye.
50:39Bye-bye.
50:40Bye-bye.
50:40You
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