00:23Hello again, Peabody and Sherman here.
00:25Here it is, Mr. Peabody.
00:26What Sherman in the world is that?
00:28It's a wig.
00:29I see.
00:30What am I supposed to do with it?
00:31You said that today you'd shown me how to make it warm.
00:34Oh, no, no, no.
00:35Not wig warm.
00:36Wig warm, as in teepee.
00:38Oh.
00:39As long as we're on the subject, let's take the Wayback Machine to the year 1886.
00:42Are we going to visit a wig warm manufacturer?
00:44In a way, yes.
00:45For today, we shall smoke the peace pipe with one of history's most famous Indians, Geronimo.
00:50We set the Wayback Controls for the territory of Arizona, and just like that, we were standing
00:55in the parade grounds of Fort Heathen.
00:57Obviously, there was an important conference going on.
01:00Great white father back in Washington, D.C. want peace.
01:04Geronimo want them peace, too.
01:06Peace of Arizona.
01:07Peace of New Mexico.
01:08Peace of Colorado.
01:09Now, look here.
01:10Either you sign this peace treaty, I'm going to put you in a guardhouse.
01:13You joshing.
01:14Oh, yeah?
01:15Arrest him, men.
01:16Oh, hold it.
01:18Me sign them treaty.
01:19But first, we smoke them peace pipe.
01:21We watched in fascination as Geronimo lit the long pipe and sent puffs of thick smoke into
01:26the air.
01:26Boy, he sure can puff.
01:28Indeed, he could.
01:29Inside of 40 seconds, the parade ground looked more like Los Angeles.
01:32And when the smoke cleared...
01:34All right, Geronimo.
01:35Sign this here treaty.
01:37But Geronimo was no longer with us.
01:39He had used the pipe for a smoke screen.
01:41Call out the men.
01:42Get that engine and shoot him, dead or alive.
01:44But jeepers, Mr. General.
01:46Jeepers?
01:47That's an expression all children in cartoons use.
01:50If you shoot Geronimo, he won't be able to sign the peace treaty.
01:53Depends on where you shoot him.
01:55Sherman is right, General Crook.
01:57Geronimo must sign the peace treaty.
01:59There ain't a man brave enough to go after him armed with just a pen.
02:02Mr. Peabody's brave enough.
02:05Oh, jeepers, Sherman.
02:07We took the treaty and exited the fort.
02:08How will we ever find him?
02:10We won't.
02:10We'll let him find us.
02:12Hours later, we came to a halt beside a large tree.
02:14All right, Sherman.
02:15Let me have your penknife, please.
02:17You gonna carve your initials, Mr. Peabody?
02:19No, I'm going to carve a horse.
02:21A few cuts here, a few cuts there.
02:23And I have whittled the tree down into a hobby horse.
02:25And he even rocks.
02:27Quiet, Sherman.
02:27We have company.
02:29Hey, that fine-looking animal you got him there.
02:32Why, yes.
02:32That's, uh, that's son of oak out of tree.
02:35You sell him him?
02:36What'll you give?
02:37Autographed picture of Tonto and two tickets to Knott's Berry Farm.
02:41Wow.
02:42Uh-uh, that's not enough, I'm afraid.
02:44I'll tell you what.
02:45You sign this peace treaty and son of oak is yours.
02:48Honest engine?
02:49I certainly hope so.
02:51Geronimo took out a pen and was about to affix his signature to the document when...
02:54Yippee!
02:55Ride him, cowboy!
02:56Oh, what gives with horse?
02:59Him no run, him rock.
03:00Well, it's a, it's a new type of gallop.
03:02Bah, you keep him.
03:04Me no want him.
03:05And with that, Geronimo disappeared.
03:07Well, Sherman, having fun?
03:09You bet.
03:10Good.
03:10When you're through, we'll resume chasing Geronimo.
03:13You mean he's gone?
03:14Doesn't he like this horse?
03:15Gee!
03:15Don't say it, Sherman.
03:17I picked up son of oak and we struck off into the wilderness.
03:20The next morning, a trifle tire perhaps, we walked into Geronimo's camp.
03:24His dog and boy with horse that runs in same spot.
03:27Geronimo, I challenge you to a race.
03:30You ride your fastest pony, I shall ride son of oak.
03:33Mr. Peabody!
03:35I know, Sherman.
03:36Jeepers.
03:37What kind of stakes we race for?
03:39Top sirloin?
03:40I see you have a sense of humor.
03:43The stakes are these.
03:44If you win, Sherman and I will be your personal butlers for a period of one year.
03:49Crazy.
03:49If you lose, you sign this peace treaty.
03:51You got him, deal.
03:53But Mr. Peabody, you can't outrun a live horse.
03:56Oh, can't I?
03:57Geronimo went to his corral and selected a giant of a stallion.
04:00Me set.
04:01And I will be in a second.
04:02To everyone's amazement, I picked up son of oak and scrambled up the nearest telegraph pole.
04:07Hey, what you do on top of wire that sings?
04:10This is what I am going to run on.
04:12Sherman, say...
04:13Go!
04:14And the race was on.
04:16Geronimo urged his steed forward while I merely set son of oak's rockers on the telegraph wires.
04:20One slight push.
04:21And we were skidding on our way in record-breaking time.
04:25Not only did I outrun Geronimo, but we had the misfortune to try to gallop across Grand Canyon.
04:32While son of oak and I merely coasted above it.
04:34You won, Mr. Peabody!
04:36Yes.
04:37And Geronimo signed the peace treaty.
04:39Gee, that fall left him in a pretty tattered condition.
04:42Well, that's how his Indian tribe got their name.
04:44I don't get it.
04:46Well, that's Apache Indian, if ever I saw one.
04:51Ha, ha, ha.
04:53Ha, ha, ha.
04:56Ha, ha!
04:57Ha, ha!
04:59Ha, ha!
04:59Ha, ha!
05:00Ha!
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