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00:00:08This is the worst Christmas ever.
00:00:15Oh, Belle. I hope I have one more holiday.
00:00:19But if I don't, my dying wish is that you be engaged by Christmas.
00:00:25Well, Grandpa, I am engaged.
00:00:31We're getting married on New Year's.
00:00:32He drove all the way here to New York with me just to meet you.
00:00:36His name is Todd. Let me go get him, okay?
00:00:39Just get some rest.
00:00:40Look.
00:00:43Oh, yeah.
00:00:45That's it, brother.
00:00:50Todd, what are you doing?
00:00:51Whoa, hey.
00:00:54Guess this is a bad time to say I want to break up.
00:00:56Todd, what the fuck? Are you cheating on me in front of me?
00:01:00I never want to see you again.
00:01:02Hey, what's her deal?
00:01:09Well, don't worry. Your grandpa's going to make a full recovery.
00:01:13Your engagement gave him the will to live through Christmas.
00:01:19Who am I going to bring home for Christmas?
00:01:27I can't believe I have to hire a prostitute to be my fake boyfriend.
00:01:51Please, Your Highness. We can't do this.
00:01:54We must go back to Monrovia for Christmas now.
00:01:57No, Peterson, if I go back now, my mother will have me engaged to some boring European socialite by New
00:02:03Year's.
00:02:04No, I just, for once, I want a normal holiday.
00:02:10Ah, and we have one other issue.
00:02:13Your mother, the Queen, is on the phone now.
00:02:20Hi, Mother.
00:02:21Henry, I want you to come home at once.
00:02:24I can't, Mother, because I'm spending the holidays with my girlfriend.
00:02:31Girlfriend? Nonsense, really. Who is she? Oh, don't tell me. She's American.
00:02:37She is an American. She's an American heiress. A shoe heiress.
00:02:45The reception, it's bad. Gotta go.
00:02:52Sir, you cannot lie to the Queen like that.
00:02:56Why on earth did you hire a model?
00:03:00Because with the photos of the model you hired, I can prove to my mother that I have a girlfriend,
00:03:05and I can have an American Christmas alone.
00:03:10Well, at least take off that silly hat.
00:03:13No, I like it.
00:03:19What the hell are you doing? You hit me!
00:03:22What? You hit me!
00:03:23Well, you're the idiot that wasn't paying attention!
00:03:26Who rides a scooter in winter?
00:03:27God, you Americans are so self-involved.
00:03:30Okay, listen, jerkwad. I am late, and I'm trying to meet somebody, and...
00:03:33Shit.
00:03:34He's wearing a Santa hat.
00:03:36He's the prostitute I have in.
00:03:38It's you.
00:03:42This must be the model Peterson hired.
00:03:45Yes.
00:03:46It's me.
00:03:48Alright, why don't we get this photo over with?
00:03:50Why? I don't have time for all the...
00:03:52Regality.
00:03:53Hey, wait, why are you taking a photo of me?
00:03:55Why doesn't she know about the photo?
00:03:57She must not be the model Peterson hired.
00:04:00I thought you'd just go around taking photos of strangers.
00:04:02That's pretty creepy. You know that, right?
00:04:03Oh my god, she thinks that's creepy.
00:04:06Miss, I'm...
00:04:07Okay, look, I don't know you, and I don't care.
00:04:09I have to be at my grandpa's in an hour.
00:04:10She has no clue. I'm a prince.
00:04:12Look, I can only pay you $5,000 for you to come home with me.
00:04:15You have an email?
00:04:16American girls are so forward.
00:04:18$5,000?
00:04:20Dude, listen, I don't have much time, and that's my entire savings.
00:04:22Do we have a deal or not?
00:04:24Listen, there must be some sort of confusion.
00:04:31One moment.
00:04:32She's just going to keep calling if I don't pick up.
00:04:35Mother, I don't have time for this.
00:04:36I know you're with your new fiancée.
00:04:39I just wanted to call and say she's gorgeous.
00:04:42You have my blessing to stay there for Christmas.
00:04:45I do?
00:04:47That's great. Okay, bye.
00:04:49Oh my god, my mother thinks she's my fiancée.
00:04:52If I go back to Monrovia, I'll be in an arranged marriage with a snob by February.
00:04:56What is the confusion?
00:04:57I pay you to come home with me until Christmas and pretend to be my boyfriend until New Year's.
00:05:01Do we have a deal or not?
00:05:03We've got a deal.
00:05:06You've got a deal.
00:05:08Good.
00:05:09Who do I have enmo?
00:05:10I don't have a wallet, much less a venmo.
00:05:13Make something up.
00:05:14Henry!
00:05:15Just Henry.
00:05:17That's when that comes up.
00:05:20Sent.
00:05:21Now here are the rules.
00:05:22This is my grandpa's last Christmas, and he's very sick.
00:05:25I don't have the heart to tell him that I broke up with my boyfriend and any upset could kill
00:05:29him, so no surprises, no lies.
00:05:31And also, I am not having sex with you.
00:05:33Sex?
00:05:35We just met.
00:05:36This prostitute is weird.
00:05:38It's a long drive to my parents, so I'll meet you there in about six hours.
00:05:42Just show up as a normal American guy who loves Christmas, okay?
00:05:46Oh, and, um, drop the accent.
00:05:50Accent?
00:05:51Your mother wants more pics of your fiancé.
00:05:54I mean this with utmost respect, but what the hell are you doing?
00:05:59Peterson, it's perfect.
00:06:01My mother and the press will leave me alone.
00:06:03I can have a real American Christmas.
00:06:06She doesn't know who I am.
00:06:07I can just be a normal guy.
00:06:08As long as you're discreet about it, no one should know who you are.
00:06:14They won't.
00:06:16We have one hour to find American clothes for my American Christmas.
00:06:20Get some clothes for you and the guards as well.
00:06:22Soon, you and I will be in a lovely place called Buffalo.
00:06:34Oh, sweetie, I'm so glad you're here.
00:06:38Oh, let's get you inside.
00:06:40Well, if it isn't Grandpa's former favorite, Merry Christmas, loser.
00:06:46Are you here solo again?
00:06:50Merry Christmas to you too, Katie.
00:06:54Belle, Katie's going to need the room with the bigger bed this time.
00:06:57She has a brand new, very rich boyfriend.
00:07:00And you, of course, are coming home alone again.
00:07:05Actually, I am...
00:07:07Don't be silly.
00:07:08Mom, she's just a single loser.
00:07:11Look at her.
00:07:12She's ugly and her snatch is dry.
00:07:16Well, I can see why she's still single.
00:07:19Look at these love handles.
00:07:21Okay?
00:07:22You know, not all guys like more cushion for the push-in.
00:07:27Fatty.
00:07:27No more cookies for you this Christmas.
00:07:31If you keep it up, I'll shove a cookie up your ass.
00:07:34Okay, both of you.
00:07:35Now stop.
00:07:36So sensitive.
00:07:38She's just jealous because I can keep a man.
00:07:41Oh, my God.
00:07:42Does she know?
00:07:45Actually, I am seeing someone.
00:07:48Yeah, right.
00:07:49Is he imaginary?
00:07:52Are you hallucinating?
00:07:53I think you should go, Belle.
00:07:57I don't think Grandpa's heart could take the side of a single loser.
00:08:07I am not single.
00:08:08I have a boyfriend and he's going to be here any minute.
00:08:11If you have a boyfriend, then where is he?
00:08:14If he doesn't show up, all hell will break loose.
00:08:36Darling, where shall I put these?
00:08:41Meet my boyfriend, bitch.
00:08:52Who the hell is he?
00:08:55Mom.
00:08:56Aunt Moira.
00:08:57Katie.
00:08:58Henry, this is...
00:09:00Henry.
00:09:01Henry von...
00:09:03Oh, I call bullshit.
00:09:05This is just some guy she got off the street.
00:09:09And this car, obviously a fake.
00:09:14Why are you driving a Bentley with the Royal Family Emblem?
00:09:19Well, um, I'm actually a driver for the Royal Family of Monrovia.
00:09:31A driver?
00:09:32Like a servant?
00:09:35That's pathetic, though.
00:09:37Did he come with the car?
00:09:38Well, Grandpa's definitely going to have a heart attack when he realizes how desperate you are.
00:09:47Nice to meet you.
00:09:48Thanks.
00:09:49Yes, Merry Christmas.
00:09:50Oh, thank you.
00:09:51Merry Christmas.
00:09:53Forget about them.
00:09:54Let's just try to have a calm Christmas for Grandpa.
00:09:58I'll go finish dinner preparations.
00:10:04The Royal Driver?
00:10:06What was your plan?
00:10:07And I'll pretend to be the Prince of Monrovia?
00:10:10The Prince.
00:10:12The Prince.
00:10:13Imagine.
00:10:15No, no.
00:10:15I'm just a regular guy who likes regular American Christmas.
00:10:21Okay.
00:10:22But look, I'm not paying extra for that Bentley.
00:10:24Oh, don't worry about that.
00:10:25I'm good friends with the driver.
00:10:28Anyway, um, your family seems pretty intense.
00:10:33May I ask, um, why an amazing woman like yourself needs to hire someone to be a boyfriend?
00:10:39My fiancé left me a few weeks ago.
00:10:42Grandpa's just pretty fragile and I haven't had the heart to tell him the truth.
00:10:46I, uh, I know what it feels to have to live up to your family's expectations.
00:10:52Whoever your ex is, he, uh, he sounds like an idiot.
00:10:57Belle, Henry, meet my new boyfriend.
00:11:04Todd, what are you doing?
00:11:06Todd, what are you doing?
00:11:08My cousin screwed my ex.
00:11:12Hey, hold on.
00:11:16Do you two know each other?
00:11:24Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:11:26Oh, stop.
00:11:31You're fucking my cousin?
00:11:34You say anything and I'll tell Grandpa that you were busy getting railed by some guy while he was on
00:11:39his deathbed.
00:11:40You won't want to upset him, won't you?
00:11:46No, Grandpa.
00:11:48Todd and I have never met.
00:11:50Remember when I told you my fiance cheated on me?
00:11:53Turns out he's fucking my cousin.
00:11:56That also is her ex.
00:11:58Grandpa, I want you to meet my new boyfriend, though.
00:12:01Henry.
00:12:02Her boyfriend?
00:12:04Lovely to meet you, Grandpa.
00:12:07Any, uh, man who gets to be with Belle is, uh, the luckiest man in the world.
00:12:12No.
00:12:13He's a driver for the royal family.
00:12:16Allegedly.
00:12:17Oh, nice.
00:12:19My girls are happy and in love.
00:12:22That's going to help me make it through this Christmas season.
00:12:26Well, I hate to ruin Christmas, Grandpa, but Belle is lying.
00:12:31There is no way that this loser is her boyfriend.
00:12:36Uh, Belle?
00:12:38Is this true?
00:12:39If he finds out Henry is a cowboy, the drama could kill him.
00:12:46This loser isn't her boyfriend.
00:12:48She paid him.
00:12:50And how would you know that, Todd?
00:12:52Oh, I know a lot more than you think, loser.
00:12:56Okay, hey.
00:12:57How about you focus on your relationship instead of mine?
00:13:00Because you're lying to this family.
00:13:02It's obviously some homeless guy you picked up off the street.
00:13:05Are you paying him to screw you, too?
00:13:08Oh, well, unlike your new boyfriend, I don't have to pay to get some.
00:13:12You lying twat!
00:13:16You want another?
00:13:19Please stop fighting!
00:13:21You're upsetting Grandpa.
00:13:23I'm sorry, Grandpa, but it's better that you know that little Miss Perfect is paying a prostitute.
00:13:29That's insane!
00:13:30You have no proof!
00:13:31Oh, yes we do.
00:13:32Your Venmo receipts?
00:13:35I shouldn't have made them public.
00:13:36Look, I can only pay you $5,000 for you to come home with me.
00:13:39You have Venmo?
00:13:40Shit!
00:13:41The Venmo!
00:13:42Ah, right here.
00:13:43Looks like you paid someone five thousand!
00:13:45What the hell?!
00:13:47Shit!
00:13:49Oh my god!
00:13:53Wait, what are those men here for?
00:14:00What men?
00:14:07First, you break my phone and then you break my face, you idiot!
00:14:11I could have done much worse.
00:14:12You're very lucky.
00:14:13It's okay, baby.
00:14:15I could open my phone and prove little Miss Perfect is lying.
00:14:20She Venmo'd $5,000 to some guy named Henry.
00:14:24Well, that doesn't prove anything.
00:14:27Yes, it does.
00:14:28No, first of all, why would I use my own name?
00:14:32And second, Henry is the most popular name in the United States.
00:14:36And third, look closer.
00:14:38That account belongs to a Henry Wong.
00:14:42Look at that picture.
00:14:42That's an Asian man.
00:14:44That's an Asian man.
00:14:46Then why did you pay $5,000 to some guy named Henry with a house emoji next to it?
00:14:52Thank god.
00:14:52I must have been put some random Henry in.
00:14:54Okay, think fast, though.
00:14:57Because Henry Wong is, um, he's my new landlord.
00:15:03There, there, it's settled.
00:15:05Now, could we please just go and have a peaceful dinner together?
00:15:10I would love that.
00:15:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:13Let's go.
00:15:15It's okay, baby.
00:15:20You may have our geriatric grandpa fooled, but I don't believe that guy's your boyfriend
00:15:25for a second.
00:15:26Hmm?
00:15:27What, are you trying to fuck him, too?
00:15:29Laugh all you want, but I have the man, and grandpa's gonna die soon, so I'll get the
00:15:35house, too!
00:15:37What are you talking about?
00:15:38Oh, he didn't tell you, did he?
00:15:43Everybody, I have an important announcement.
00:15:47I've been thinking long and hard over who will get the house after I'm gone, so I've
00:15:53made a decision.
00:15:55Whenever one of my granddaughters marries first, gets the house immediately.
00:16:05But, but mom still lives here.
00:16:08Maybe she can live on the street, or she can rent back from us until we bulldoze it.
00:16:12You can't bulldoze it.
00:16:14Well, we've had every Christmas here.
00:16:16This is where all of our memories are.
00:16:18Maybe if you had kept your man happy, you wouldn't be in this position.
00:16:25Oh, unlike you, who's been in every position?
00:16:28I should get an award for rescuing Todd from a fish, whose only talent was to play dead.
00:16:34Oh, yeah.
00:16:36Okay, we need to stop fighting.
00:16:37You're hurting Grandpa.
00:16:38Your whore face is hurting him.
00:16:40Stop breathing, bitch.
00:16:43Can't stand this fighting.
00:16:45Don't worry, Gramps.
00:16:46I know how to stop the fighting.
00:16:53He's proposing to her with the ring he gave me?
00:16:56Katie, the most beautiful woman on this planet.
00:17:01Will you marry me?
00:17:02Yes, Todd, yes!
00:17:04Yes, yes!
00:17:09The house is mine, the ring is mine, and the man is mine.
00:17:14Merry Christmas to me, bitch!
00:17:18Katie?
00:17:20Wait!
00:17:28What are you doing?
00:17:30Bill!
00:17:33Will you marry me?
00:17:38Say yes!
00:17:39What are you waiting for?
00:17:40You want to keep the house, don't you?
00:17:45Grandpa does look really happy.
00:17:49Yes!
00:17:52Yes!
00:17:54A perfect Christmas!
00:17:56A double wedding!
00:17:58You hijacked my proposal!
00:17:59You hijacked my boyfriend.
00:18:01You are so selfish, Belle!
00:18:02You always make everything all about you!
00:18:05These two losers are just trying to steal Grandpa's house!
00:18:08You weren't planning on proposing.
00:18:09Where's your ring?
00:18:10Where is it?
00:18:11Where is it?
00:18:11I have a ring right here.
00:18:15I didn't want to make Todd's look so pathetic.
00:18:18It's much larger.
00:18:19Wow.
00:18:20How the hell did he get that?
00:18:23It doesn't matter.
00:18:24What matters is, my two granddaughters are going to be married before I die.
00:18:32It's a Christmas miracle!
00:18:34A double wedding!
00:18:35I can hardly believe this.
00:18:37Me neither.
00:18:38Okay, but who gets the house, Grandpa?
00:18:41We were technically engaged first.
00:18:43You're right.
00:18:45That does make things more complicated.
00:18:49Your grandmother loved having Christmas in this house more than anything.
00:18:55So whoever shows the most Christmas spirit gets the house.
00:19:01It's a great idea, Grandpa.
00:19:04But if you guys would just excuse me, I would like to talk to my fiancé.
00:19:09Alone for just a minute.
00:19:11Yeah.
00:19:14Where's the ham?
00:19:18What the hell is wrong with you?
00:19:19You just proposed to me in front of my entire family?
00:19:24Look, you were supposed to be my fake boyfriend until New Year's, not my fiancé.
00:19:28I'm sorry.
00:19:29I just got caught up in the moment.
00:19:31What if you think you're going to get paid extra for this in this big ring?
00:19:34You are insane.
00:19:36You should be thanking me.
00:19:38I'm the one who saved you from your psychotic cousin getting your Grandpa's house.
00:19:42Okay, listen, buddy.
00:19:43I am not some damsel in distress.
00:19:45I don't need to be saved.
00:19:46Really?
00:19:47Because last time I checked, I wasn't the one hiring a fake boyfriend for Christmas.
00:19:51Huh.
00:19:52Which was going perfectly fine until you lied, said you were driver for the royal family of
00:19:57Monrovia, and then proposed to me.
00:20:01I could go out there right now and tell your family everything.
00:20:05You want that?
00:20:06What you can do is drop this annoying fish-out-of-water act and stick to the plan.
00:20:14I don't think you find me annoying.
00:20:17I think you find me quite charming.
00:20:26I find you exhausting.
00:20:30Hmm.
00:20:33And what the hell are you doing with that kind of a ring?
00:20:35Who are you?
00:20:36What are you two doing in the pantry?
00:20:42I am so sorry.
00:20:45I didn't mean to interrupt.
00:20:47Oh, no, it's okay.
00:20:49You just can't keep his hands on me.
00:20:51That's right.
00:20:52I can't get enough of my Pookie.
00:20:54You two little lovebirds.
00:20:56I just came to show you where you'd be sleeping.
00:21:01Look, we fake the engagement until the trip is over.
00:21:04But until then, do not blow our cover.
00:21:07Deal.
00:21:14Peterson, I'm releasing you.
00:21:16I need you to call off the guards.
00:21:17But, sir...
00:21:18I will call you if I need you.
00:21:21Other than that, enjoy your Christmas.
00:21:23But your mother, sir...
00:21:25That's an order.
00:21:26Goodbye.
00:21:30The room isn't that big.
00:21:32No problem at all.
00:21:34We love to cuddle.
00:21:36Oh, and Todd and Katie are in the next room over.
00:21:39Great.
00:21:39I'm sharing a wall with my ex and the psycho he left me for.
00:21:43Let me know if you guys need anything.
00:21:54One bed?
00:21:56Are you serious?
00:21:58Might be hard to keep my distance.
00:22:04Don't worry.
00:22:05We won't make too much noise with all the boning we're about to do.
00:22:09Ew.
00:22:09Oh, that's right, Belle.
00:22:11You don't know how to make a man make noise.
00:22:14Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
00:22:15Good night.
00:22:17Mm-mm.
00:22:17Ow, my nose.
00:22:19Oh, absolutely not.
00:22:25I'm not one of your clients.
00:22:27Clients?
00:22:28Hmm.
00:22:28Must be an American term.
00:22:30Well, um, I'll just take a shower and sleep on the floor, I guess.
00:22:49Oh, come on.
00:22:50Where's my phone?
00:22:57Okay, whatever.
00:23:00Oh, I'm sorry.
00:23:01I'm sorry.
00:23:09I...
00:23:09Oh, my God.
00:23:10Oh, my God.
00:23:12Bollocks.
00:23:13I'm so sorry.
00:23:14No, no, it's fine.
00:23:15I'm just gonna go.
00:23:22Oh, yeah, of course.
00:23:28May I?
00:23:29Yeah, yeah, whatever you need.
00:23:32Yeah.
00:23:38Sorry, I sleep shirtless.
00:23:41Hope you don't mind.
00:23:42Nope.
00:23:43Right.
00:23:48You know, it's bad enough my ex broke my heart and crashed Christmas, and now we have to
00:23:51share a freaking wall with them.
00:23:53I'm sorry.
00:23:54That's awful.
00:23:55Want me to sing you a lullaby?
00:23:57No.
00:24:00Good night.
00:24:06Oh, my God.
00:24:07Are they having sex?
00:24:10Okay, this is my nightmare.
00:24:15I have an idea that might make them jealous.
00:24:17What?
00:24:18We should have sex.
00:24:23No, I am not sleeping with you.
00:24:25No, no, no.
00:24:26Pretend sex.
00:24:27We just got engaged, so it would be weird if we didn't have sex, right?
00:24:32Okay, so how do we have pretend sex?
00:24:37I'll show you.
00:24:39Bell!
00:24:40Bell, oh, my God.
00:24:42That feels so good, Bell.
00:24:44I'm not doing that.
00:24:52Fine, let's do it.
00:24:53Okay.
00:24:55Bell, you're the sexiest woman alive.
00:24:58Oh, Henry, this is the best sex I've ever had.
00:25:01Open your Henry heart.
00:25:02Oh, my God, Bell.
00:25:07I'm so smart.
00:25:09I'm so smart.
00:25:09That was great.
00:25:10It was a good idea.
00:25:10No.
00:25:34What am I doing?
00:25:36I'm paying him.
00:25:37He's a professional sex worker.
00:25:39I...
00:25:40I think that's enough pretending for tonight.
00:25:43Right.
00:25:44I guess we just go a little...
00:25:46Kite away.
00:25:48Good night.
00:25:50Good night.
00:25:52Good night.
00:26:09Oh, there's no way those two are having sex.
00:26:12I bet they're not even in the same bed.
00:26:16One way to find out.
00:26:17Huh?
00:26:23You better hurry up because round two is waiting for you.
00:26:30Did you hear that?
00:26:32Shit, I forgot to lock the door.
00:26:38I knew it!
00:26:58I could get used to America.
00:27:06You watching me sleep?
00:27:08Uh, no.
00:27:10Uh, um, Bell, about last night, I, uh...
00:27:19Don't fall for him, Bell.
00:27:21He has sex for a living.
00:27:23I'm probably just another client.
00:27:26Uh, we don't have to talk about it.
00:27:29I think it's best if we keep things professional.
00:27:34Professional?
00:27:35Right.
00:27:37Of course.
00:27:41Uh, well, I, I should probably wrap Grandpa's gift before you examper.
00:27:48Yeah.
00:27:49I could have sworn she felt it, too, last night, but, uh, maybe she was just pretending.
00:27:54Hey.
00:28:04Books.
00:28:06I think I like this girl.
00:28:15it's perfect grandpa's gonna love it i can't wait to turn bell's sweet gift to grandpa into trash
00:28:26look we just have to get their christmas presents at the house and we'll be fine
00:28:33grandpa joe in the spirit of christmas we've decided we're throwing you a holiday party katie
00:28:40that's so thoughtful of you it's so thoughtful of us yes better brush up on your monrovian lies
00:28:47mr uber driver the party is at a monrovian restaurant better get packing if i go to
00:28:55a monrovian restaurant people will recognize me
00:29:02no one will know i'm the prince in this cheesy christmas sweater
00:29:09your highness
00:29:17why is the busboy bowing monrovian custom
00:29:25how do you do
00:29:26thank you for your service that is the dumbest custom i have ever heard of maybe i can actually
00:29:34gets away with this oh my god it's you
00:29:43oh my god it's you it's so good to see you i'm such a small country
00:29:51listen these people don't know who i am so your discretion is appreciated okay
00:29:56of course sir
00:30:00the busboy will show you to your table right uh right this way
00:30:10the prince of monrovian touched me
00:30:24that's it just one gift in a cheap gift bag that's what you get for having a broke fiance
00:30:30well for your information i got this gift on my own
00:30:34not everyone needs a man to support them
00:30:36why don't you and your broke boyfriend take your shitty gift and go sit over there at the bar
00:30:43grandpa doesn't need anything fancy he wanted a gift from the heart
00:30:47but you wouldn't understand that because you don't have one do you katie
00:30:50i might be heartless but at least i won't be homeless
00:30:53the house is mine whore face
00:30:59wow so many gifts thanks to my finance fiance we got you an all you can eat royal cruise cabo
00:31:10worth two hundred thousand dollars this is very generous indeed we can all go together after you
00:31:18give us the house bell did you and the help i mean your fiance get grandpa anything for christmas
00:31:26sure it's right here oh my god they replaced my gift with dog
00:31:34shit don't be embarrassed let's see it
00:31:37okay oh my god bell you ungrateful
00:31:44bitch you got grandpa dog
00:31:46shit no grandpa look what bell and that loser got you for christmas
00:31:55oops
00:32:10oops i'm so sorry ma'am these are jimmy choos you got poo all over my shoes get it off
00:32:16get it off
00:32:19let me clean that up for you
00:32:25grandpa that wasn't your gift give me one moment
00:32:30you asshole you switched the bags where is my gift for grandpa oh that old suit
00:32:35well i donated it i thought it was for the homeless shelter you threw away my gift for grandpa
00:32:40and replaced it with shit to be fair it was a pretty shitty gift to begin with
00:32:45guess you don't have anything to give to grandpa this is ridiculous
00:32:50i'm gonna tell him the truth i'm sure you want to start another fight bell wouldn't that upset
00:32:55grandpa huh what's going on bell wasn't i supposed to be opening your gift now
00:33:03i would rather grandpa think i didn't get him anything risk his health
00:33:07grandpa i'm i'm sorry i didn't get you a gift i um that's right uh she didn't get you just
00:33:14one gift
00:33:15um she got you many peterson voila
00:33:31well let's see what you got loser i'm in finance he does investments for jp morgan and
00:33:38you you open doors for people there's no way you can afford better gifts than one oh really yeah
00:33:49grandpa joe merry christmas the royal crystal glass statue signed by the late great king george
00:33:57the third on his deathbed that's his signature what does he even have that second
00:34:06the deed to a castle in the czech republic it's quite roomy actually indeed
00:34:13oh and um bell mentioned that you liked my rolex so you may have it
00:34:20you're giving me your watch yes no this is too generous please i insist i hate to be the bearer
00:34:28of
00:34:28bad news grandpa but there's no way a bottom feeder who sits in traffic for living could afford this
00:34:37it's fake looks real to me that's not king george the third signature because this is his real
00:34:46signature yeah look at that that means that this is worthless oh what are you doing you just smashed a
00:35:0120 million dollar statue his signature looked like that because he was on his deathbed he was dying
00:35:11oh icky please just stop this fighting please stop all this insanity grandpa's heart can't take this
00:35:20fine for the sake of christmas we'll pretend the statue was real but this
00:35:27who even has handwritten deeds anymore hello like no one
00:35:35that deed was written in 1756 before computers were invented yeah right and i'm sure this royal
00:35:47rolex right here is ancient too huh get that back get that back you make a fool out of grandpa
00:35:54with your cheap knockoff on christmas of all days you're a sadistic psychopath
00:36:01todd stop it whatever i can get grandpa 10 rolexes if i wanted and all of them would be real
00:36:11only the royal rolex watch has diamond gears you just smashed the royal rolex
00:36:24oh that watch is real of course it's real all of this is real you fool
00:36:31you idiots the castle is real we could have used that money
00:36:39you brought this man into our family this man who ruins christmas all the gifts are destroyed
00:36:48well um not uh not every gift grandpa joe
00:36:56this one is uh from belle and i
00:37:10this is the true meaning of christmas
00:37:14katie you too keep doing this and you better find a hotel to stay in it chris
00:37:26the hell are we gonna do now rebel will for sure get them the house
00:37:31once i exposed bell's boyfriend as a fraud she's never getting the house
00:37:36jp morgan just promoted me i have access to the royal accounts
00:37:43i can prove he's not on the royal payroll you're a genius baby
00:37:52i would like to give a formal apology for storing the gifts but i promise to replace
00:37:58all of them thanks to my new promotion cheers to my new loaded fiance jp morgan's new account manager
00:38:07to the royal family he's the account manager for the royal family he'll find out who i am
00:38:18he's gonna say that you don't really work for the royal family we're screwed it's okay don't
00:38:23worry about that this guy is full of crap and i'm going to prove it congratulations
00:38:28todd now tell me um how did you land such a marvelous job well i've been courting the royal family
00:38:36for
00:38:36months now treating them to five-star dinners designer suits and yacht parties i bet you've never been to
00:38:44late normal the royal family have you that's a lie i've never heard of this man in my life
00:38:53that's great um well if you'll excuse me um i have to use the loo
00:39:09hello your highness uh sir our new account manager is misappropriating funds he's spending it on yacht
00:39:16parties and five-star dinners look into it of course of course your highness i am so sorry i will
00:39:23take care of this great
00:39:28gary bring me the royal account
00:39:32well it's the man of the hour i was just about to tell everyone about how you're lying to all
00:39:39them
00:39:39you're not a driver for the royal family what what are you talking about grandpa this liar isn't
00:39:47even employed by the royal family because he isn't on the royal payroll i'm not on the payroll because
00:39:57i get paid in monrovian cash really then where is it okay i've got some right here
00:40:08my face is on the cash let's see that monrovian cash
00:40:19only insane person would rip up cash and isn't it a felony she's right ripping up cash is a felony
00:40:25come on explain yourself that's right it's a felony in america but in uh in monrovia it's a tradition
00:40:34that's right it's a new year's tradition uh we we tear up the first bill of the year
00:40:42darn it i'm all out of cash what a tradition you see i uh i live with the royal family
00:40:48so
00:40:48typically they um cover all my expenses for my uh services technically not a lie really then how do you
00:40:57buy things like fake gifts oh i know you stole them no i don't steal i use my card see
00:41:07that's the
00:41:09royal monrovian credit card oh please anyone can tell that card is fake just like everything else about
00:41:15him well there's one way to find out put the entire party on that card waitress could we get the
00:41:22check
00:41:22over there the total is ten thousand dollars hey look you don't actually have to pay we can just tell
00:41:29them you don't have anything to prove run the card
00:41:37thank you so much your highness the card went through the card works okay great my fiance covered your
00:41:45entire christmas party so let's drop it now not unless you stole it from the royal family of monrovia
00:41:51i demand that you read the name on that card whose name is it oh no my real name is
00:41:58on the card
00:42:04who the hell is harold bunroving him he doesn't know my real name it's in this card he stole it
00:42:11wait let me see that why does this have the royal insignia on it you stole the prince's card
00:42:18well you should be sent to jail for identity theft what sort of a person did you bring into our
00:42:25family
00:42:26bell tell me tell me it's not true no i i didn't he didn't that's you stole a credit card
00:42:33no no i i didn't
00:42:35steal the card uh the prince uh gave it to me the prince uh gave it to you all right
00:42:45give him a call
00:42:45then have him confirm it yeah call him and put it on speakerphone well i can't call the prince the
00:42:51prince
00:42:51this is me okay everybody stop okay the truth has to come out grandpa i am so so sorry henry
00:43:01has been
00:43:01lying to everybody henry can't call the prince because he is he is the prince
00:43:12him
00:43:16well then i'm the salt in the brunei
00:43:20i think the waitress has been drinking you should go before i get you fired honestly if he's stealing
00:43:27the royal credit card who knows what else he's capable of aunt moira is right you are a danger to
00:43:32this family and i'm gonna call the cops you're finished okay you have to tell him the truth you
00:43:38could go to jail for life i have a feeling this will all be sorted out soon no you don't
00:43:43understand
00:43:43in america what you do for a living is not legal what i do for a living what the bloody
00:43:50hell are you
00:43:50talking about well cops are called you're finished uber boy you're going to be spending the rest of your
00:43:58life behind bars oh perfect timing you're under arrest for embezzlement even if he proves she's not
00:44:07embezzling they'll find out he's a cowboy and lock him up forever officer i i i swear there must be
00:44:13a
00:44:13misunderstanding i i'm not you him me whoa whoa i i called you guys what are you talking about
00:44:24huh demas you're under arrest for embezzling funds from jp morgan and the royal family of monrovia
00:44:29no i don't know what you're talking about 200k cruise ship yacht parties designer suits sound
00:44:35familiar this is a setup my my future son-in-law would never do that yeah you should arrest him
00:44:42for fraud and identity theft he schemed this entire thing just give me one phone call i will call
00:44:49the ceo of jp morgan and he will clear all of this up there he is right now huh thank
00:44:59god you called
00:44:59sir you are fired fuckwad you have been stealing from jp morgan for months enjoy prison asshole
00:45:10well baby you believe me right you believe me don't you you'll bail me out you love me you love
00:45:15me
00:45:15don't insult me todd i don't date poor people we're done
00:45:22babe babe that's not possible i can't go to jail i'm scared of dropping the soap baby
00:45:29okay how did you pull that off how do you know people at jp morgan well i should tell
00:45:33them the truth we we're together oh my god he has clients at jp morgan no actually it's okay the
00:45:43details aren't important you got me the house and that's that's what matters thank you you can wipe
00:45:48that smug smile off of your twat face you don't have the house yet grandpa said whichever granddaughter
00:45:56got married first wins the house and your whore of a daughter is single now so i win no grandpa
00:46:03said
00:46:03whoever has the most christmas spirit gets the key including me and you can't exclude my darling
00:46:10daughter just because she's single mom stop calling me that tomorrow we have a bake-off and whoever bakes
00:46:20the best christmas cookies wins the house daddy what do you think about cookies
00:46:31your grandmother loved cookies
00:46:35i think it's a lovely idea fine deal how festive and you better bring tissues for when you sob over
00:46:44your homeless bitch mother well if you'll excuse us aunt moira i've got to go find a recipe to kick
00:46:51your ass
00:46:54but mom i can't bake i'm just a single loser
00:47:00pull yourself together we are gonna win that bake off and get you the house even if we have to
00:47:06put
00:47:06gramps in the hospital do you want to put grams in the hospital no but i'll make damn sure that
00:47:13bell's
00:47:13cookies will you ready to bake christmas cookies for grandpa who do you think you can come into
00:47:25grandpa's kitchen after what you did to my daughter you got my fiancee arrested yeah well he was my fiancee
00:47:32before you spread your legs you bitch do not touch my fiancee whatever will grandpa taste our cookies
00:47:42he'll know exactly who deserves the house the kitchen is taken you'll have to bake with the crack addicts
00:47:51under the bridge fine bye
00:48:01where are we gonna find the kitchen i want to save the house but really all i wanted to do
00:48:08is make
00:48:08cookies for grandpa's last christmas just give me a moment
00:48:17peterson i need you to find me an estate with a nice kitchen but sir it's the christmas holiday and
00:48:25we're in buffalo just find it when do you expect to move in 20 minutes
00:48:42i've never been to a royal estate before hey how long has the royal family had a place in upstate
00:48:47new
00:48:47it's uh fairly recent um ah a bowl made what's removed it here you go i um gotta be honest
00:49:03i uh
00:49:04i've never baked before well it's time to learn
00:49:32my grandma used to bake with me every year
00:49:34do you love christmas
00:49:37so how come your family never did this with you
00:49:41my parents were always preoccupied with work
00:49:47my dad was um not around very much yeah mine too is he not coming home for christmas no he
00:49:54he died
00:49:55a few years back
00:49:57so sorry my granddad died a few years back
00:50:01it must have been hard it suddenly became a very big responsibility i'm sure it was very hard for you
00:50:08as well not really i mean he really wasn't around much and it's not like he was a good person
00:50:16yeah he
00:50:16lied to my mom a bunch and she gave him way too many chances so but that's why i have
00:50:22my rule
00:50:23so lie to me and you're done great if i tell her i'm really a prince she'll never forgive me
00:50:29i don't know
00:50:31you missed a spot may i
00:50:38silent night
00:50:39i only have one wish for the shooting star holy night send me someone to love
00:50:53so
00:50:54wait does she not like me
00:50:57look i want you to know i don't care who you are
00:51:01i don't know
00:51:08in love this christmas
00:51:13saturday would be the greatest gift of all
00:51:17send me an extra stock game to hang next to me
00:51:31can we take this to the royal bedroom
00:51:34yes
00:51:41i
00:51:42bell i i i just can't quite yet
00:51:48wait what do you mean
00:51:49i can't sleep with her if i'm lying to her but if i tell her the truth and it could
00:51:54lose her
00:51:54i no i i i i just can't
00:52:03you must not like me
00:52:06bell
00:52:08wait
00:52:09no it's it's fine um no really i should get back to pass some of cookies anyway so no it's
00:52:21okay
00:52:26this cookie can be just for grandpa
00:52:31here
00:52:40all right well the cookies need to cool before i can frost them so we should clean up
00:52:51look at their basic boring ass
00:52:54bitch cookies
00:52:55they should be grateful we're making their cookies a little bit better with some laxatives
00:53:05grandpa will poop his pants and blame it on bell
00:53:12i'm gonna go put the frosting on the cookies
00:53:20oh
00:53:21oh those are beautiful sweetheart
00:53:24they look delicious bell
00:53:26thank you
00:53:31what do we have here three year olds on tick tock could have made better cookies
00:53:35but they could never make an elaborate gingerbread house that was made by my perfect daughter for you
00:53:43you cannot compare this gingerbread mansion with basic dough turds
00:53:50how did they make that i don't think they did my goodness
00:53:56that's magnificent katie you must have worked days
00:54:00katie is absolutely exhausted from all of that gumdrop gluing
00:54:05but lack of sleep is a small price to pay for yuletide spirit
00:54:10very impressive house must have taken a lot of work
00:54:15but not from you because you purchased a house at a bakery
00:54:26how dare you accuse us of purchasing this from a bakery with a fake receipt it has your signature
00:54:35you use grandpa's credit card to buy the gingerbread house you're just stalling
00:54:40to prevent grandpa from trying bell's turd cookies you're right katie grandpa should try one
00:54:46because it's actually homemade all right here
00:54:54enjoy please it's like bottom shelf betty crocker actually it's grandma's recipe
00:55:00that way she can still be here even though she's gone you understood christmas spirit assignment
00:55:08perfectly bell i don't like her cookies more than mine he won't once he's hospitalized for dehydration
00:55:15go ahead dad take a bite what mind if i tell
00:55:29it tastes just like your grandmother
00:55:36why aren't the laxatives working maybe it takes a while for the drugs to start working what what to
00:55:41start working sugar levels we all know grandpa's sugar levels are so important by sugar levels do you
00:55:49mean the laxatives that you put on our cookie the only reason that grandpa is not sick right now
00:55:56is because we threw out that cookie we didn't do anything to your cookies well then why don't you give
00:56:04give it a try i'll try your gross cookie
00:56:20what the world
00:56:28no
00:56:29no
00:56:31no
00:56:34no
00:56:36no
00:56:36no
00:56:36no
00:56:36no
00:56:36no
00:56:38no
00:56:38no
00:56:41Right.
00:56:47Oh!
00:56:48That's right!
00:56:49I didn't throw out that cookie.
00:56:51I left it right here on this plate.
00:56:53You're eating that cookie.
00:56:57Oh!
00:56:59Oh God!
00:57:00No!
00:57:01Oh!
00:57:03Oh!
00:57:03Oh!
00:57:04Oh!
00:57:05Oh!
00:57:05Oh!
00:57:06Oh!
00:57:08Oh!
00:57:10Katie, you could have killed Grandpa.
00:57:12That wasn't me.
00:57:13The laxatives were in your purse.
00:57:15I saw them.
00:57:16Oh, right.
00:57:17Another lie, just like your gingerbread house.
00:57:19I admit, we bought the gingerbread house,
00:57:21but I would never hurt you, Grandpa.
00:57:23I am disappointed in you, Katie.
00:57:25With my heart condition, I could have died of dehydration.
00:57:31Why isn't everything my fault?
00:57:33It was Belle.
00:57:34Belle didn't bring a fraudster into this house.
00:57:36She didn't break all of my Christmas gifts,
00:57:39and she didn't put laxatives in the cookies.
00:57:43But...
00:57:43I think you and your mother should go stay at a hotel.
00:57:49But, Grandpa, I...
00:57:51Enough of your shenanigans, Belle.
00:57:55The key to the house is yours.
00:57:58Thank you, Grandpa.
00:58:01All I wanted was a place for Mom to live.
00:58:11Why is the Queen calling you?
00:58:14Oh!
00:58:17Um...
00:58:18Oh, that's just a...
00:58:20It's a little inside joke that I have between me and my mom.
00:58:24Just obsessed with the royal family, I guess.
00:58:29B.R.B.
00:58:30Hi, Mom.
00:58:32I thought, why are you calling me?
00:58:35You said you would leave me alone until New Year's.
00:58:37Is that any way to talk to your mother, Henry?
00:58:40Since you bought an estate in the armpit of America,
00:58:45stopped responding to Peterson,
00:58:48called off the guards,
00:58:49and failed to send me any photographs,
00:58:52I thought we'd spend Christmas together
00:58:54and find out exactly what's going on.
00:58:56No, we can't spend Christmas together.
00:58:59I'm in Buffalo.
00:59:02Give me the phone.
00:59:04Yes?
00:59:06We would love to invite your family for Christmas.
00:59:09Henry's family is our family.
00:59:11How is Mom coming to Christmas
00:59:13without everyone finding out she's the Queen?
00:59:15She'd like to speak with you.
00:59:20Glad somebody understands hospitality.
00:59:26Why is the royal caravan in our driveway?
00:59:29Also, we're outside.
00:59:31Peterson gave us the address.
00:59:41Oh, is that the prince?
00:59:46That wouldn't be my parents.
00:59:50They work for the royal family, too.
00:59:55Oh.
00:59:55As servants.
00:59:58Okay.
00:59:59Pardon me.
01:00:00One moment.
01:00:03I'll be right back.
01:00:13Ah, there you are.
01:00:16What's going on, Henry?
01:00:18I thought your girlfriend was an heiress.
01:00:20This house is rather small.
01:00:22Um, about that...
01:00:24She's not an heiress.
01:00:27Uh, she's a regular American.
01:00:31A commoner.
01:00:32An American.
01:00:34Henry, are you trying to kill me?
01:00:36What else aren't you telling me?
01:00:38She doesn't know that I'm the prince?
01:00:43Or that you're the queen and king?
01:00:47What in God's name does she think we are?
01:00:50Servants?
01:00:52Oh, no.
01:00:54Henry?
01:00:55Where are you?
01:00:56If she sees you dressed like this, she will know I'm the prince.
01:01:00Please, please, go change.
01:01:01I like this girl.
01:01:03Please, go.
01:01:04Go.
01:01:07Hey, where are your parents?
01:01:10They, uh, they needed a moment to freshen up a little.
01:01:15Oh.
01:01:15Let's go this way.
01:01:19Consider it, my dear.
01:01:21Do you remember how dumb I was when I was his age?
01:01:25When I was chasing after you?
01:01:27I refuse to pose as a commoner.
01:01:31Besides, what a devil we were.
01:01:44Happy holidays.
01:01:50It's lovely to meet you.
01:01:54Well, uh, these are my parents.
01:01:58Vicky.
01:02:00Vicky?
01:02:00And, uh, Eddy.
01:02:04Oh, thank you, milady, for your hospitality.
01:02:11This must be the guest house.
01:02:15She's pretty.
01:02:16We're in America.
01:02:17I take that as a compliment, Mother.
01:02:20Something's not right.
01:02:21I love your necklace.
01:02:24So expensive for someone who cleans toilets for a living.
01:02:30It was a gift from Elidy the Queen for cleaning Flo so well.
01:02:36You know, our floors are absolutely filthy.
01:02:40You wouldn't mind cleaning them while you're here for us, would you?
01:02:42I normally don't speak to the hell, but I'll make an exception for you.
01:02:46Well, aren't you a pinch?
01:02:49I'm ready to give them both the royal smackdown.
01:02:52I think it's time to set the table.
01:02:54Would you, would you like to help me, Vicky?
01:02:56Help?
01:02:56What, would you be willing to set our table just like you would for the royal family?
01:03:02I mean, I'd really like it.
01:03:04She's never set a table before in her life.
01:03:07She'll give herself away.
01:03:09Right, Governor.
01:03:18Wow.
01:03:23I haven't seen such a beautiful table setting since my wife was alive.
01:03:30Cheers to new beginnings.
01:03:32Welcome, Vicky and Eddie, to our family.
01:03:37Cheers.
01:03:39Americans are so loud.
01:03:41And, ew, there's so much dairy in their food.
01:03:44My arteries are clogging just looking at this.
01:03:47Oh, don't be so stiff.
01:03:48Vicky.
01:03:50I quite like it.
01:03:51And look at our boy.
01:03:54He's never looked happier.
01:04:00We must be getting on.
01:04:05You owe me.
01:04:07I can drive you right now.
01:04:10Oh.
01:04:11I insist.
01:04:13That would be lovely.
01:04:14We could use the time to get acquainted.
01:04:18I hate her.
01:04:20Ever since we were little, she's always gotten everything.
01:04:22And now she gets the house.
01:04:24Don't you worry about this shitty house.
01:04:26We are going to get you a palace.
01:04:29But how?
01:04:30We're going to follow those servants back to the royal estate.
01:04:34And that you, the prince.
01:04:52Oh, my God.
01:04:54It's the prince.
01:04:59Come to me, my prince.
01:05:01Madam, I am not the prince.
01:05:04That's exactly what a secret prince would say.
01:05:07I know a prince when I see one.
01:05:10Marry me.
01:05:11Make me your princess.
01:05:12Madam, madam.
01:05:13I am not.
01:05:14Madam.
01:05:15Madam.
01:05:16I am not.
01:05:17Madam.
01:05:17Please.
01:05:21Oh, dear.
01:05:22Kitty, what are you doing?
01:05:24What does it look like?
01:05:25I'm getting a prince.
01:05:27Bow to me, bitches.
01:05:28I'm your queen now.
01:05:30My first act of business?
01:05:32You're all fired.
01:05:34That man is not a prince.
01:05:36He's a servant.
01:05:38What?
01:05:39I...
01:05:39I touched a servant?
01:05:45I tried to warn you, madam.
01:05:48Bow, can we a little chit-chat inside for a moment?
01:05:53Is my own mother going to give up my identity?
01:05:57Uh, mother, can't it wait?
01:06:00Uh, we have loads to prepare for for Christmas.
01:06:05Don't question my authority, Henry.
01:06:07You must obey me.
01:06:10Uh-oh.
01:06:12The inside.
01:06:15I'll fake for the family, but I won't lie to her.
01:06:20What's your plan with my son?
01:06:23Well, I really like him, but I can't be with him because of his job.
01:06:29Well, his occupation does ask lots of him.
01:06:32Never enough to go round.
01:06:34Great.
01:06:35So he's not just a prostitute.
01:06:36He's a busy prostitute.
01:06:38He's been through a lot since his grandfather died.
01:06:40But it's a family business.
01:06:44Wait, so him and his grandfather both had sex with people for a living?
01:06:49What?
01:06:50You think my Henry and my beloved father are prostitutes?
01:06:54Wait, but if he's not a prostitute, then what is he?
01:06:57No!
01:06:59No!
01:07:00Don't!
01:07:05Don't!
01:07:05Don't!
01:07:09Don't have a conversation without me.
01:07:12Where were you talking about?
01:07:13Well, I was just inviting Belle and a grandpa and a mom to the royal new year's ball.
01:07:20The royal ball?
01:07:21Mm-hmm.
01:07:21Seriously?
01:07:22Yes.
01:07:23Ha-ha!
01:07:24That's when the prince will reveal his identity and stop his American shenanigans.
01:07:31Oh, my gosh, this is incredible.
01:07:33Grandpa's going to be so excited.
01:07:36God, I can't wait to tell him.
01:07:38Oh, I...
01:07:43Why are you dressed like a prince in the family portrait?
01:07:47Out with it, Henry.
01:07:50Well, uh, the royal family had us painted like royalty for our years of service.
01:08:00Okay.
01:08:03I'm gonna go tell grandpa.
01:08:06Why did you invite her to the ball?
01:08:09She'll know I'm the prince.
01:08:10That's the point, Henry.
01:08:12I would any woman not want to fall in love with a prince.
01:08:16You think she loves me?
01:08:17I'm not blind, darling.
01:08:19And if you love her, you'll tell her the truth and stop lying.
01:08:24But...
01:08:24But what if I tell her the truth and she doesn't forgive me?
01:08:29It's a risk you'll have to take.
01:08:32But if you don't tell her you're the prince before the ball, I will.
01:08:47Everyone got an invitation to the royal new year ball except me?
01:08:51And I licked a servant!
01:08:53You expected to be invited after the way you treated Henry's parents?
01:08:57This is bullshit.
01:08:59Get me an invitation now.
01:09:01I would love to get you one.
01:09:03Except I'm just a lowly driver.
01:09:06Remember.
01:09:09I'll get an invitation anyway.
01:09:14Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:09:18Ah, yes.
01:09:21Oh!
01:09:22Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
01:09:25I'm so clumsy.
01:09:26Excuse me, ma'am.
01:09:27Do I know you?
01:09:28No, no, no, of course not.
01:09:30But, you know what?
01:09:32You are so handsome.
01:09:33I like you.
01:09:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, pretty, it's better.
01:09:43Time to go bag a prince.
01:09:49Hey, babe.
01:09:50You know that sex tape you have a you and Belle?
01:09:53I want everyone at the ball to know little Miss Perfect is a dirty little bitch.
01:09:58Did Belle receive the gifts I sent over this morning?
01:10:02What gifts are you talking about?
01:10:04Come on, this way.
01:10:07We are here to dress the family for the royal ball.
01:10:10With the exception of, and I quote, the trashy cousin.
01:10:13No, no, absolutely not.
01:10:15Please, you need to leave.
01:10:16Now.
01:10:17These are orders of the queen.
01:10:19This is not the way to be treating your royal stylist.
01:10:22Uh, why is the royal stylist here?
01:10:28Who are these people?
01:10:29This is quite normal for, uh, for, uh, try not to lie, Henry, Christmas present from the queen.
01:10:38Uh-huh.
01:10:40And why would the queen care about us?
01:10:42Because the queen is a very generous woman.
01:10:48And, Belle, listen, I-
01:10:50Your-your highness!
01:10:52Uh-uh.
01:10:53I mean, uh, Henry.
01:10:54We have to go back to the palace.
01:10:56Your mother needs you.
01:10:58This way.
01:10:58Uh, wait, your highness?
01:11:00Okay, Henry, what is going on?
01:11:02Why is everyone acting so weird?
01:11:04These people are here to help you get ready.
01:11:06I will explain everything at the ball.
01:11:09I promise.
01:11:10Okay.
01:11:18Whatever happens tomorrow, I-I want you to know that this is the best Christmas I've ever had.
01:11:26Oh, and I lift you a gift.
01:11:42What did he mean, whatever happens?
01:11:51Wow.
01:11:57Sweetheart, you look beautiful.
01:12:02Dad, want to have some champagne?
01:12:04Oh.
01:12:12Too bad your garage sale tiara doesn't cover your whore face.
01:12:16What are you even doing here?
01:12:18Forget Todd.
01:12:19We came to bag Katie a prince.
01:12:22Where is he?
01:12:23I don't care about the prince.
01:12:25I'm here to see Henry.
01:12:26Oh.
01:12:27Did your fiancé dump you again?
01:12:29He's probably cheating on you.
01:12:32And you're so used to being a cuck.
01:12:34He's not cheating on me.
01:12:36Really?
01:12:36Then where is he?
01:12:38He's busy working.
01:12:40Come on.
01:12:40The guy takes secret phone calls and leaves all the time?
01:12:43Take it from me?
01:12:45He's probably boning someone else.
01:12:47Henry did need to tell me something.
01:12:50Maybe they're right.
01:12:51Maybe there is someone else.
01:12:53And after tonight, he might see you a little differently.
01:12:57What are you talking about?
01:13:00You'll see.
01:13:00Just wait for the show.
01:13:03Now, let's go bag a prince for my little princess.
01:13:14See that guy over there?
01:13:17Him?
01:13:18Of course.
01:13:20He asked me to give you this slideshow to play.
01:13:24If it's for the prince, I guess it's okay.
01:13:31God, she's perfect.
01:13:32I have to tell the truth before it's too late.
01:13:38You look so beautiful, Belle.
01:13:41Um, Belle, there isn't much time.
01:13:43Can we talk?
01:13:44Oh, God, he wants to talk because there's someone else.
01:13:49I know that this was just a contract thing, and I didn't mean to lie to you.
01:13:54I can't believe this is happening to me.
01:13:56Again.
01:13:57God, I'm an idiot.
01:13:59It's...
01:13:59I'm fine.
01:14:00Okay, I already know.
01:14:03What?
01:14:04You know?
01:14:05How?
01:14:06Look, I wish you had told me that you were in love with somebody else before.
01:14:10Wait a second.
01:14:10You think I'm in love with someone else?
01:14:13No.
01:14:14There is no one else but you.
01:14:20Well, good.
01:14:22Because I am in love with you.
01:14:24I love you too, Belle.
01:14:26You know, I haven't felt what family's supposed to feel like since Grandma died.
01:14:30But you brought that feeling back.
01:14:33And you gave me the American Christmas I always wanted.
01:14:36Well, if there's no one else, then what did you want to tell me?
01:14:39I, um...
01:14:41I don't want to work for you.
01:14:44I want to be with you.
01:14:46But, um...
01:14:47I'm not the person I said that I was.
01:14:49I'm actually...
01:14:49Your Highness!
01:14:53Henry, you have to go.
01:14:54I have your jacket.
01:14:56Forgive me.
01:14:57I...
01:14:57I'm sorry.
01:14:58Your Highness?
01:14:59I'm sorry.
01:15:01What the hell is going on?
01:15:08Ladies and gentlemen, please stand for His Highness, King Edward of Monrovia and Her Majesty, Queen Victoria.
01:15:35And for the first time publicly in the United States, Prince Harold von Monrovingham of Monrovia.
01:16:01Oh, my God.
01:16:04He's a prince.
01:16:07That's what he was trying to tell me?
01:16:09He's the Prince of Monrovia.
01:16:11I'm gonna faint.
01:16:15I knew I liked this kid.
01:16:17He's the prince?
01:16:19What the fuck?
01:16:20He's the prince?
01:16:21That means...
01:16:23I asked the Queen of Monrovia to scrub our toilets.
01:16:26Oh, my God!
01:16:28Okay, let her have her moment for now.
01:16:32My name is Prince Harold von Monrovingham, but to just one person here, I'm just Henry.
01:16:43You hid your identity.
01:16:45Why couldn't you just tell me?
01:16:47I didn't know if I could find someone who would love me for me, and not just my crown.
01:16:53So you lied.
01:16:54I know I lied, but I didn't think that love was something that was possible for me until
01:16:59I met you.
01:17:00And now I'm terrified that you'll never forgive me.
01:17:05How could I ever trust you again?
01:17:07I told you I hate liars.
01:17:10And that's exactly why I wanted to make this public, so that I could win you back.
01:17:15Oh, will you...
01:17:17Will you marry me?
01:17:20For real this time.
01:17:21Be my princess.
01:17:28I...
01:17:28Stop.
01:17:30There's no way this bitch is becoming princess.
01:17:33Can't those Americans do anything normally?
01:17:37This whoreface is trash and doesn't deserve to be royalty.
01:17:41Please, Katie, stop.
01:17:43You're embarrassing yourself.
01:17:44The only thing embarrassing about this family is that little twat.
01:17:48Her whole goody-goody is an act.
01:17:51She fooled your son, and she doesn't deserve to be a princess.
01:17:54What are you talking about?
01:17:56Enough with this American insanity.
01:17:59My son was mid-proposal.
01:18:01Go on.
01:18:02Go on, Henry.
01:18:03No attention to this commoner.
01:18:05Your Majesty's, about earlier.
01:18:07I'm sorry.
01:18:07Sorry about what?
01:18:09Asking me to scrub your toilets?
01:18:11We apologize, your highnesses.
01:18:14But there's been a big misunderstanding.
01:18:16No, I understand who you are very well.
01:18:20Gods.
01:18:24Get off me.
01:18:25Don't you want to know the truth about your future daughter-in-law?
01:18:29She is a whore.
01:18:30Watch it.
01:18:31There's nothing that you can say that can make me love Belle any less.
01:18:34You're a liar.
01:18:35I have nothing to hide.
01:18:38No.
01:18:39Apparently, you put it all out there.
01:18:42Remember that little video you took with Todd?
01:18:45I don't think he'll like it once he sees what trash you are.
01:18:48That video is private.
01:18:50What video, Henry?
01:18:52What is she talking about?
01:18:53Now ask yourselves.
01:18:55Is this the kind of ho, ho, ho you want for a princess of your shitty country?
01:19:01Hit it.
01:19:11What the fuck?
01:19:12Where's Belle's sex tape?
01:19:14Belle, is that true?
01:19:16Don't listen to a word this lunatic has to say.
01:19:19She assaulted me and has been stalking the prince all along.
01:19:23He's lying.
01:19:25Just look at the video.
01:19:26I gave it to the tech guy.
01:19:28And I promptly took care of it.
01:19:31Enough.
01:19:31This is nothing but a case of revenge porn.
01:19:35Now bow to the royal family and beg for forgiveness.
01:19:39What?
01:19:51Please forgive me.
01:19:53Not just to me.
01:19:54Also to the future princess of Monrovia.
01:19:58What?
01:19:58She isn't a princess.
01:20:00Not yet.
01:20:01Now bow.
01:20:03Your highness, I bow.
01:20:07I suppose that will do.
01:20:09And now off to you to the police station.
01:20:12Guards!
01:20:15Please, your highness.
01:20:17Forgive me.
01:20:18It was just a joke.
01:20:19Oh, a joke.
01:20:20Just when you assaulted my valet.
01:20:23Hmm?
01:20:23Guards.
01:20:24Now how's that for being the...
01:20:26Oh, eh?
01:20:27Oh, I'm calling my lawyer.
01:20:29Wait.
01:20:30I should be the princess of Monrovia.
01:20:32Me!
01:20:33Now, where were we?
01:20:35Henry?
01:20:36Oh, yes.
01:20:36On one knee.
01:20:37Oh, right.
01:20:45Belle.
01:20:47Will you do me the honor?
01:20:48Being the wife of Prince Harold von Monrovingen.
01:20:58No.
01:21:01I don't know who that is.
01:21:07But I will marry Henry.
01:21:11But never lie to me again.
01:21:13I promise I will never, ever lie to you ever again.
01:21:17My beautiful Belle.
01:21:19Then I forgive you.
01:21:20Because I'm a prince?
01:21:21No, because you're you.
01:21:24I don't need these presents, this crown or the royal estate.
01:21:28I just want you.
01:21:39No kiss already.
01:21:41That's an order.
01:21:47To the future princess of Monrovia, Princess Belle.
01:22:01Oh, these are quite comfy, actually.
01:22:10Oh, you know what?
01:22:11I'll get started.
01:22:13This gift is for Belle.
01:22:16And it's a special token for the first time we've ever met.
01:22:22Is it another tiara?
01:22:29It's better than a tiara.
01:22:31Aww.
01:22:31It's pretty good.
01:22:34For all the riches in my kingdom, you're the greatest gift I've ever received.
01:22:40Aww.
01:22:45I have the royal nappies, your highness.
01:22:53You
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