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My Dad Is Poseidon 🌊👑⚡ 😍
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:36I'm ready for the fight!
00:38I'm ready for the fight!
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:21Fish food ages ago.
01:22Fish food ages ago.
01:24Fish food ages ago.
01:29Fish food ages ago.
01:36Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire! Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:51Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:01What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command. Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:12Zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The aphrodasian's kicking in.
04:15You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:26I die. I really need this guy.
04:35Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more. A lot more.
04:56Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15What?
05:16Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:20Dammit. He tracked me.
05:34Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:40Get away! Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:51Why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:07You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:15So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:27Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:36I won't kill him.
06:38But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?!
07:29Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan Hoop, speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough! Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:42Even Narius' seafoak give him a wide burr!
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants top an orcer?!
08:14Who the hell are you?!
08:16You one-shotted pants top an orcer?!
08:26Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:31I'm sorry.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing!
08:36Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:44Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:08We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:07Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura? She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy. Mommy!
11:03It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:09God.
11:21Somebody help me!
11:24Somebody help me!
11:35give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:42it was
12:04your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property
12:09you filthy whore spread your legs for some straight dog
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:24no let go
12:28with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:39i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are
12:47surgical leora someone did this to you
12:53you're just a regular guy stay out of it boss soup's ready
13:05if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily
13:09she's all we have left she's safe now drink
13:16soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:24jack you
13:27ambrosia residue golden apple sap
13:30i studied this in grad's time
13:32greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35where the hell did you get this
13:38more try it
13:50these ingredients where did you get them
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26what a lively little snack
14:40i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42you want more
14:44i've got a ton of it laying around
14:46this guy's luck is insane
14:50a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:55is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:58you're safe here liria
15:02we've got a kid together now
15:05i'm not letting anything touch
15:08you or lily
15:10jack i'm grateful but i
15:12daddy help
15:16something's trying to eat me
15:20lily's in trouble
15:26i i'm not tasty
15:29my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:32please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl
15:41devour you and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:45her
15:53one
15:54six
16:20you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter
16:24mommy i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal
16:39wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:57you bitch
17:03jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:25that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran
17:43damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the monster off
17:49me no way
17:51even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time
18:15figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:25oh
18:26No!
19:00My liege
19:02Have mercy
19:02I didn't know she was your daughter
19:04I swear it
19:04Please spare my life
19:06No problem
19:07Thank you my lord
19:08Thank you for your mercy
19:09Try to remember that in your next life
19:25Enjoying the show
19:35My king
19:36We had nothing to do with the Hydro
19:38We swear
19:39Listen to me
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again
19:44I will skin you alive
19:46Now
19:47Get the fuck out of my sight
19:49Yes my liege
20:03My love
20:04Since you refused to tell me who did this to you
20:06I'll just have to dig up the truth myself
20:17That wild god
20:19Pan's always pulling power grabs
20:21But Poseidon
20:22Guy's long gone
20:23Probably fish food in some trench
20:26Right?
20:26Sea god myth
20:27Ancient history
20:28Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore
20:43The world's the same as ever
20:45The dead are louder than the living
20:48Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory
20:50Asshole
21:02Poseidon?
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:14If he is
21:17Tell him to get his ass out here
21:22Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this
21:31I'm not wasting it on you
21:32I need a background check
21:39You know who I am
21:40Hades' ace
21:42You crash my spot
21:43You die here
22:07Little fish
22:16Hades' ace
22:17Hades' staff
22:17One shot
22:19The sea king
22:20He's real
22:23Hades
22:24You hiding?
22:26Come out
22:26Or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:30One
22:32Two
22:36Thank the fates
22:37The boss is here
22:43Boss
22:44This bum
22:51You idiot
22:52Piss off the lord of the oceans
22:54And we all drown
22:55You're done
22:55Get out
22:57In front of Poseidon
22:58Your ants
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights
23:06My lord
23:07Is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter
23:18Understood
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now
23:21You have three days
23:22I'll be back
23:27Everyone
23:27Drop what you're doing
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child
23:31Every resource
23:33Every contact
23:33Now
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back
23:36Yes boss
23:43Poseidon's back
23:44Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead
23:57Kid comes with us alive
23:59She's still hurt
23:59Easy pickets
24:01Let's move
24:14We'll make a nice stew
24:15Surprise daddy for lunch
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:27Pathetic
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders
24:34Come quietly to the stronghold
24:37Or I drag your corpse back
24:39Mommy
24:40Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid
24:52Stay away from my daughter
24:55Don't you dare touch her
25:12Mommy
25:13You're bleeding
25:14This forest is locked down
25:17Surrender now
25:18I'll go with you
25:20On one condition
25:22Let my daughter go
25:24No mommy
25:25I'm not leaving you
25:37Kid's mine
25:39You die
25:43You poisoned me
25:47My poison fog
25:49The more you fight
25:50The faster it rots you from the inside
25:53Give up
25:54You've gone too far
25:56Even if I die today
25:58I'm not letting you win
26:02You're wounded
26:05Poisoned
26:05Done
26:07The kid's coming with me
26:11Don't touch her
26:12Come at me
26:14Feisty one
26:15Dylan wants you dead
26:17But first
26:19I'm gonna have some fun
26:27Such a pretty face
26:29All mine now
26:34Let my mommy go
26:35You bastard
26:43Lily
26:44Lily
26:45Run
26:46Get out of here
26:51Serve me well
26:52And I might let her run
26:54A little longer
27:01Lily
27:02Lily
27:09Daddy
27:15Your hands off her
27:24You touch my woman
27:25You're a dead man
27:32Jack
27:34What the hell just happened
27:39You okay babe?
27:40So you're the boyfriend
27:42Too bad
27:43I'll snap every bone
27:44In your body
27:45With one hand
28:02Jack
28:03Keep Lily safe
28:04Long as I'm here
28:06You don't lose
28:07Shut up
28:08And go
28:08Now
28:21If I pull this vine
28:22The whole cliff
28:23Goes with us demon
28:26Run all you want
28:27My pack tears you both apart
28:29Do youonte
28:29Go
28:31entraels going
28:35Go
28:40You
28:41Hut
28:41No
28:42No
28:46No
28:47No
28:47No
28:50No
28:51No
28:57No
28:58No,
29:19daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her
29:23shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
29:27we're going back for her right now
29:36hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:47lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:52daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
29:54okay
29:59you are the best
30:09some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
30:15you're not human who the hell are you
30:18my daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean
30:21disappear
30:41okay lily you can turn around now
30:48daddy what happened to the bad guy
30:50he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
31:00lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
31:05i'll be right back
31:11daddy be careful
31:14don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
31:24that poison's eating you alive little nymph
31:26how much longer you got
31:28let me have my fun first
31:32so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:46damn you take a hit well
31:49let's enjoy this body
31:51then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:55for jack and lily
31:56even if i die
31:58i'm taking this beast down with me
32:02no signal
32:03you trying to hog the glory
32:05more coming
32:06killing one won't save jack and lily
32:08no choice
32:09i'm taking them down with me
32:11this the woman dylan wants
32:12where the kid
32:13some guy took the brat
32:17useless
32:17grab her first
32:19then we hunt the child
32:23just
32:25let jack and lily be safe
32:31you all want to come at once
32:32then die together
32:33pick your graves
32:46why did you come back
32:48where's lily
32:53lily's safe
32:54don't push yourself
32:57so this is the woman's secret lover
33:00her taste is trash
33:02beg now
33:04and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
33:07refuse
33:08and you'll be screaming
33:10end it fast
33:14you
33:14in our eyes
33:15you're not even an enemy
33:16just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:20just hold on a little longer
33:23jack means more to me than anything
33:25i won't let him get hurt
33:36you want my husband
33:38step over my corpse first
33:41in a hurry to die
33:42fine
33:44i'll oblige
34:13you're half dead already
34:15how the hell did you knock me back
34:18the sea is sinking
34:19those are poseidon's warriors
34:22this
34:23can't be
34:48ancient ekathra
34:50the coastal legend monster
34:52why would she be here
34:57our boss has real backing
34:59he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
35:02no matter how strong you are
35:05kneel and beg
35:06they're coming for us
35:07we're finished
35:09don't worry darling
35:10things might turn around
35:11lyra veil has been captured
35:14now we await the sea king's warriors
35:16to execute this peasant
35:19they're here for me
35:20jack
35:21stay behind me
35:23with me here
35:24no one touches you
35:25stop saying that jack
35:27look around
35:28we're surrounded
35:28we could actually die here
35:35my lords
35:37let me teach this adulterous couple
35:39a lesson
35:43you worthless creature
35:45you shouldn't even exist
35:48where i stand
35:56who dares show such insolence
36:00before the lord of the sea
36:03you
36:04you
36:05you
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