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00:00:23Jesus! Mom, can you at least warn me when you're gonna do that? Please?
00:00:27Oh, please. Don't be such a child. Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:42See? The all-powerful magic heirloom. Still safe and sound.
00:00:47Well, you should be more careful.
00:00:49The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:53Yeah. And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:00But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:05Yeah. Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:09The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona. Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because
00:01:16of them?
00:01:17I know. Sorry.
00:01:21You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona. And you can't reach your full potential until you marry
00:01:28and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:31Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:34What?
00:01:35Mom, no. Please don't.
00:01:37Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:42Mom, please.
00:01:43You understand?
00:01:46Don't worry, Mom. I'm the responsible daughter. Remember.
00:01:58Okay, Leona Sherwood. This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:06For two more nights. Fuck my responsibility. I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:25Thank you. That would be $25.
00:02:29I think you mean it's on the house.
00:02:32What?
00:02:34Right. It's on the house.
00:02:54There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:03Where the hell are you?
00:03:04I'm in Vegas like I said I would be old man.
00:03:07Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:10Remember your mission.
00:03:12Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:03:17debts.
00:03:18You mean your debts.
00:03:19Quiet.
00:03:20It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:24You are an embarrassment to the Spenson name.
00:03:27Now if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you, I am going to sell your little sister
00:03:33off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:36Dad.
00:03:37Dad's secret is just a kid.
00:03:38When I want your opinion, I will ask for it until then you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:45Do you understand?
00:03:46Yeah, I understand.
00:03:49Good.
00:03:50And you, keep practicing.
00:03:52You sound god awful.
00:03:55Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:11It's two of us.
00:04:13You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:15Who remembers Shippen and his dumb teens anyways?
00:04:17No way.
00:04:19Totally.
00:04:19I love that show.
00:04:21I watched it in one sitting at like 2am.
00:04:23This is one of my favorites.
00:04:25It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:27But I think it's one of their best ones.
00:04:29Really?
00:04:30I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:35Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:41The Wand of Light.
00:04:44So it does exist.
00:04:46Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:47It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:51Why not?
00:04:52We're witches.
00:04:52Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:56Why can't you love?
00:04:58I am Lele, by the way.
00:05:01Lele Collins.
00:05:05Eric Phillips.
00:05:07Nice to meet you, Lele Collins.
00:05:10Damn.
00:05:10He's hot.
00:05:11And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:12I deserve a little fun.
00:05:14Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:16I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:19Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:20Maybe.
00:05:23Don't forget to let me just put Freddy on the fire.
00:05:39Okay, Stevenson.
00:05:41Don't fuck this up.
00:05:56Eric motherfucking Svensson
00:05:58Excuse me?
00:05:59You ghosted me for three months after sleeping with me
00:06:02And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:04I think you've got me confused with someone else
00:06:06Don't gaslight me, Svensson
00:06:08I know exactly who you are
00:06:24You know who she is?
00:06:26I think she's got me confused with someone else
00:06:32Thank you
00:06:41You nervous?
00:06:42Not at all
00:06:44You can always vote, you know
00:06:46I'd hate to send you home empty-handed
00:06:50Not a chance
00:06:52I'm here to win
00:06:53You sure?
00:06:56Seems like your focus is somewhere else
00:06:59Oh
00:07:00I am very focused
00:07:04Are you guys done making gugu eyes at each other or what?
00:07:09You're full of shit, Phillips
00:07:11I call
00:07:12Yeah, there is no way that you have this
00:07:15But don't worry
00:07:17I'll let you go another round
00:07:19Once I beat you
00:07:20Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot
00:07:26Eric?
00:07:47I have wanted to do that
00:07:48Since I saw you by the pool in your bikini
00:07:51Eric, everyone can see
00:07:54Do you want me to stop?
00:08:10Let him watch
00:08:13Give him a shower
00:08:25Wait, please don't stop
00:08:28Use your words
00:08:30Tell me what you want
00:08:32I want your tongue inside me
00:08:34Please
00:08:35That's a good girl
00:08:42Eric
00:08:43Eric
00:08:46Wait
00:08:47Wait, I think I'm gonna
00:08:50Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:55No
00:08:56That was from him
00:09:06Lucky son of a bitch
00:09:08Beginner Lux
00:09:09Let's see you do it again next hand
00:09:11No can do
00:09:13I have a date with a
00:09:15Very pretty lady
00:09:22Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present?
00:09:25Eric
00:09:26Phillips
00:09:28It is Vegas
00:09:30Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:43You know
00:09:45It wasn't very nice of you
00:09:47To tease me with your strap of your dress during our game
00:09:51It's very distracting
00:09:54Well you know it wasn't very nice of you
00:09:57To send me that little vision during our game
00:10:00I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview
00:10:07Eric, there are people
00:10:13And if you're quiet
00:10:15They won't see you
00:10:18I should stop
00:10:20This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go
00:10:22You knew you were right before
00:10:24I'm not who I say I am
00:10:25And who out there is exactly as they present
00:10:29But I am
00:10:31Look, I don't care who you are outside of this
00:10:34For once in my life
00:10:35I
00:10:36I just want to forget about everything
00:10:40Just live in the moment
00:10:42And I think you
00:10:44Can help me do that
00:10:52Remove the camouflage
00:10:54I want you to see you
00:10:57The real you
00:10:59But then you'll know who I am
00:11:02I already know who you are
00:11:04The real you
00:11:06Wants to let go
00:11:12No one's ever looked at me like that
00:11:14He really wants me
00:11:17The real me
00:11:18Fuck
00:11:21You are gorgeous
00:11:25I want you, Eric
00:11:28I need you
00:11:32Spread your legs for me
00:11:38Keep your eyes open
00:11:41I want you to watch yourself come
00:11:45All over my fingers
00:11:50Keep your eyes open
00:11:57I thought you said that they couldn't hear me
00:11:59They can't if you stay quiet
00:12:02Keep your eyes open
00:12:03We're all stuck
00:12:08That's a good girl
00:12:09Look down at my hand
00:12:16Oh my god, they hurt me
00:12:18I can't
00:12:20Just relax
00:12:22I can't, Eric
00:12:25It's okay
00:12:26Don't think
00:12:29Just tell
00:12:30Tell me how you can
00:12:32So good
00:12:33But I need
00:12:35More
00:12:36Eric
00:12:39You feel so good
00:12:41I can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:46So I'm going to make you come
00:12:48I'll get you there
00:12:50I'm going to go down
00:12:52I want you to scream my name
00:12:54And I'm going to go
00:12:55Five
00:12:57Four
00:12:59Three
00:13:01Two
00:13:05Four
00:13:25I can't believe I just came on his hand
00:13:28In front of other people
00:13:31I think this is your floor
00:13:39I'll be at the fountain tomorrow
00:13:40At eight o'clock
00:13:43If you decide that you want one
00:13:45See you there
00:13:56How does he know what floor I was on
00:14:03So you've told me all about your wild sister
00:14:06And the things that she's done
00:14:08What about you
00:14:12I'm the responsible sister
00:14:15The boring one
00:14:16If you will
00:14:18And I do what I'm supposed to do
00:14:19Follow the rules
00:14:20And all that good stuff
00:14:23I don't believe you
00:14:24I mean
00:14:25I know how you are
00:14:26In an elevator
00:14:27Oh, come on
00:14:30Come on
00:14:31It's Vegas
00:14:33Let me be your bad influence
00:14:34Just for tonight
00:14:38So
00:14:39Any bad ideas?
00:14:44Just one
00:14:51What are you doing?
00:15:09No games
00:15:10Just fuck me already
00:15:12I thought I would try to woo you first
00:15:14Consider me wooed
00:15:15Then we could take it slow?
00:15:16Well, your lips say one thing
00:15:19But your body says something else
00:15:32Wait
00:15:35Shit
00:15:36I almost lost my cool
00:15:38I gotta remember the plan
00:15:42Oh my god
00:15:43I can't believe I just did that
00:15:44That was so embarrassing
00:15:45This is why I don't do crazy shit
00:15:47That was way too much
00:15:49Hey
00:15:50You're never too much
00:15:51You don't understand, Eric
00:15:53Okay, if my family saw me do any of that
00:15:55They would freak out
00:15:57Tonight's not about your family
00:15:59Tonight's about you
00:15:59Remember?
00:16:01Forget what everyone else has told you to do
00:16:03Do something that you want to do
00:16:05Something no one would expect
00:16:08Maybe he's right
00:16:09I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do
00:16:15For once in my life
00:16:17I'm doing something for myself
00:16:19She spotted the chapel
00:16:22Just like I planned
00:16:26So are you, uh
00:16:27You sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:30It's only temporary
00:16:31Okay, and old magic is weak
00:16:33The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning
00:16:36So?
00:16:37Are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:40I'm ready if you're ready
00:16:41Come on
00:16:43Come on
00:16:46Let's go
00:16:51You nervous?
00:16:55Just
00:16:55Never been married before
00:17:04Uh, it's my sister
00:17:06I need to take this
00:17:06Oh, yeah
00:17:07Take your time
00:17:09Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet
00:17:11Hey mama
00:17:11Let's get some flowers for you
00:17:12Come on
00:17:13Let's do it
00:17:14You need to come home
00:17:16Now
00:17:16I can't
00:17:18Secret
00:17:18Eric
00:17:18Dad's up to something
00:17:20He invited Fitzgerald to the house
00:17:22And made me dress up
00:17:23He looks at me weird
00:17:24It really freaks me out
00:17:26You were my big brother, E
00:17:27I need you
00:17:28Here
00:17:29Listen, I can't leave right now
00:17:31But I promise
00:17:32When I come home
00:17:33I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever
00:17:34Okay?
00:17:38Hey
00:17:41Is everything okay?
00:17:43Yeah
00:17:45Yeah, it's fine
00:17:48You, uh
00:17:49You sure about this?
00:17:52It's only temporary
00:17:54Come on
00:17:54We'll be laughing about this for years
00:18:00Let's go
00:18:15Right
00:18:15Only temporary
00:18:17Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon
00:18:20Then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable
00:18:23But she doesn't know that
00:18:25And once she does
00:18:26She'll hate me
00:18:28Is your sister okay?
00:18:31Is something wrong?
00:18:33Nothing's wrong
00:18:34We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis
00:18:38What could possibly be your own
00:18:40All right
00:18:41You ready to rock and roll
00:18:42You hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:45Let's get this show started
00:19:14This is it
00:19:15I have the Wand of Light
00:19:18The most powerful object in the world
00:19:20If I leave now
00:19:22I could use it to take control away from my father
00:19:24Set Sigrid and I free
00:19:33But I already betrayed her once
00:19:59Let's get this show started
00:20:00Let's get this show started
00:20:00Let's get this show started
00:20:00Let's get this show started
00:20:00Let's get this show started
00:20:01Let's get this show started
00:20:01Let's get this show started
00:20:03Let's get this show started
00:20:17I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries
00:20:19Be back soon
00:20:29It's only temporary
00:20:31Okay, and old magic is weak
00:20:33The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning
00:20:36Hmm, that's weird
00:20:38The mark should have worn off by now
00:20:48So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:54No, it's complicated
00:20:58Complicated?
00:20:59Or distracted?
00:21:00You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir
00:21:03And bind her power to this family
00:21:06Not to play house
00:21:07You're a Svensson
00:21:08Act like one
00:21:09Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:13I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:16I don't need you to tell me what I am
00:21:18Then stop hesitating
00:21:20If the rumors about the wand of light are true
00:21:23We might catch an even bigger prize
00:21:25So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl
00:21:28And then bring her to me
00:21:30Idiot
00:21:39He's been lying this whole time
00:21:47I need to tell her the truth
00:21:50You lying piece of
00:21:52Droll shit
00:21:53You didn't want me
00:21:54You just wanted the fucking wand
00:21:56Didn't you?
00:21:58I didn't even know the wand existed
00:22:00Until I met you
00:22:01You still lied to me, Eric
00:22:02You knew I was a Sherwood from the start
00:22:04That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:06Okay, I did
00:22:07But that was before we
00:22:08You lied before, before you decided to mess with me
00:22:11Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever
00:22:14I'm not trying to ruin your family
00:22:15I'm trying to save mine
00:22:16Oh, I know all about you, Svensson
00:22:20All you do is lie
00:22:21And cheat
00:22:22And steal to get whatever you fucking want
00:22:24I should have caught it at the poker table
00:22:26But your little tricks won't work on me this time
00:22:30The hand fast, Mark
00:22:31It'll fade
00:22:32Just like you
00:22:34Just like whatever this was
00:22:35The hand fast wasn't a trick
00:22:37Not that part
00:22:38Not with you
00:22:40It doesn't matter, Eric
00:22:42You will never, ever get the wand
00:22:46Lily, wait
00:22:48When this fades, Eric
00:22:50I will never have to see you again
00:23:06So, that didn't happen
00:23:10My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later
00:23:14Then a month went by
00:23:17Then, well
00:23:22See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic
00:23:25It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon
00:23:28Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe
00:23:35Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable
00:23:41Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell
00:23:49I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys
00:23:54Nothing, not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year
00:24:09Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow
00:24:12The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough
00:24:19No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too
00:24:23I just need one night
00:24:25To sleep without
00:24:28Thinking about him
00:24:51Who are you?
00:24:53What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:56Nothing
00:24:57I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring them that wand
00:25:02Payday?
00:25:03Someone sent you!
00:25:04Who?
00:25:05I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality
00:25:08Sorry, sweetie
00:25:10Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight
00:25:26Be wise not to fight back, witch
00:25:29You're in over your head
00:25:32I'd rather die than let you take the wand
00:25:36Suit yourself
00:25:41Suit yourself
00:25:50What the fuck?
00:26:05Get off me!
00:26:07She has the wand!
00:26:09I got the wand
00:26:10I'll get the rest later
00:26:17You are the reason I lost the wand
00:26:20Who are you?
00:26:26The hand fast mark
00:26:31Hello, wife
00:26:32Miss me?
00:26:36What are you doing here?
00:26:38You know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage
00:26:41Do a little role playing
00:26:42But it looks like you're more into bondage
00:26:44I didn't know you were so kinky
00:26:45Shut up!
00:26:50You should be thanking me
00:26:51I did just save your life
00:26:52Thanking you?
00:26:53You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone
00:26:56How did you even find me?
00:26:59Wait a minute
00:27:01You were trying to steal the wand too, weren't you?
00:27:05Maybe
00:27:06Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:11Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you
00:27:13Then you ghost me for six months
00:27:15And now you come in here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar
00:27:19And try to take my wand!
00:27:20Look, I was just gonna borrow it
00:27:22Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spensin schemes
00:27:26I-I just-I need it
00:27:28Okay, it's-it's the only way that we can be free
00:27:33Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage
00:27:35Not yet
00:27:36But he knows about the wand
00:27:38If he gets a hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder
00:27:40Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world
00:27:43Or worse
00:27:44No!
00:27:45Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:47I told you that that wasn't a trick
00:27:49It doesn't matter, Eric
00:27:51She has the wand!
00:27:53That shadow thief or whatever
00:27:55And that's your fault!
00:27:57I can get it back
00:27:59Look, I know I don't deserve it
00:28:01But just give me one more chance
00:28:04I can get the wand back
00:28:05Take care of what I need to take care of
00:28:07And then I'll do the divorce spell
00:28:09Please, Lily, just give me one more chance
00:28:12Please
00:28:12I can't trust him
00:28:14I shouldn't
00:28:17But my gut tells me
00:28:18This time
00:28:20It might be different
00:28:27No
00:28:29No, we're both gonna go get it
00:28:31It is my job as a Sherwood heir
00:28:33To set things right
00:28:35So I don't let the wand fall into the wrong hands
00:28:38And you really think after Vegas
00:28:40I would let you go alone
00:28:41To find the most powerful magical object in the entire world?
00:28:46Fair
00:28:46Uh, whatever you want
00:28:48Lily
00:28:49God, I hate when you call me that
00:28:52All right
00:28:52I'll call you wife
00:28:54And you can call me whatever you want
00:28:56Eric
00:28:58Husband
00:28:59Daddy
00:28:59Shut up
00:29:00Don't call me wife either
00:29:02After we get this wand
00:29:03We will do the divorce spell
00:29:04Got it?
00:29:05You're breaking my heart
00:29:06I mean, you're the better half of my soul
00:29:10Yeah
00:29:10You're not gonna speak
00:29:11Talk your way into my pants again
00:29:12Eric
00:29:14We'll see
00:29:19Now the wand forbids a direct tracking spell
00:29:21So we have to track its trail
00:29:24That's a ten mile radius
00:29:26We'll never find the wand inside that circle
00:29:28Well, with the tracking spell
00:29:30I get a location, okay?
00:29:31It doesn't last long though
00:29:33We'll have like three or four days
00:29:35Well, lucky for you
00:29:36I already packed our bags
00:29:39Consider it our official honeymoon
00:29:46After this, we're done
00:29:47You got it?
00:29:48Don't go back on your words, Vincent
00:29:50We will do the divorce spell
00:29:51Cross my heart
00:29:53Hope to die
00:30:12You imagicked a car here?
00:30:14This isn't just any car
00:30:22This is Bessie
00:30:24You really expect us to track down
00:30:26The most powerful, magical object in the world
00:30:29In a car without a roof?
00:30:32I mean, if you're not comfortable
00:30:37I could go by myself
00:30:40If you trust me not to run away
00:30:44I wouldn't trust you
00:30:45With a half-eaten newt muffin
00:30:46I was gonna throw in the trash
00:30:50Then your chariot awaits
00:30:52Wife
00:31:13We've been driving all day
00:31:14And she hasn't said a single word
00:31:28You're Svensson
00:31:29You don't play house with Sheryls
00:31:31Why are we turning?
00:31:32We don't have any time
00:31:34We have to find the wand, Eric
00:31:36That circle is getting further and further away
00:31:39Plus it's getting dark
00:31:40We need to stay somewhere for the night
00:31:41Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:43Because you haven't slept either
00:31:45Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me
00:31:48What is with guys and cars?
00:31:50Jesus
00:31:50No, I mean literally
00:31:52No one else can drive Bessie
00:31:54My great-great-grandfather
00:31:56Put a hex on all of our possessions
00:31:57Anyone that's non-blood related
00:31:59Can't touch it
00:32:00The Svensons like to hoard their treasures
00:32:03Your family has issues
00:32:05Finally
00:32:06Something we can agree on
00:32:08Was this your plan all along?
00:32:10Make me feel bad for you
00:32:11Because your family's evil
00:32:13So I get all ooey gooey
00:32:14And forget about the divorce?
00:32:16Not everyone in my family is evil
00:32:19Yeah
00:32:19Okay
00:32:32You cross this wall
00:32:34Or do anything to piss me off
00:32:35More than you already have
00:32:37Then you do not even want to imagine
00:32:39The hex I'm going to put on you
00:32:45I promise
00:32:46No funny business
00:32:50Pinky promise
00:33:10Good night to you too
00:33:25In Vegas
00:33:28You said you had a sister, right?
00:33:31Yeah
00:33:33Sigrid
00:33:36She didn't ask to be a Svensson
00:33:38She's different than us
00:33:41Better
00:33:42Not like you?
00:33:44No
00:33:46Not like me
00:33:47But you already know that
00:33:49But you know that
00:34:03I miss-
00:34:03Are you
00:34:40Good morning, wife.
00:34:43I told you not to come.
00:35:01You were saying something?
00:35:04What?
00:35:08How did you know I was awake?
00:35:10The husband always knows.
00:35:19Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:35:24No peeking.
00:35:30Cross my heart.
00:35:32Hope to die.
00:35:40I need to get a grip.
00:35:42Some washboard ads and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:47I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:35:59I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:15Look.
00:36:16I'm so close.
00:36:21Okay.
00:36:23That's it, Lily.
00:36:25Be a good girl.
00:36:27And come for me.
00:36:34Are you ready?
00:36:39Okay.
00:36:40Eric.
00:36:55You said that you wouldn't look.
00:36:59I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:37:02Well, I'll think you won't mean.
00:37:04God, you are so full of yourself.
00:37:07Do I know what I heard?
00:37:08Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:14Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:37:21You came so hard, you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:37:26I think about those times a lot.
00:37:29Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:56You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:38:00It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:38:02Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:06I am your wife, after all.
00:38:08Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:38:10Funny how you only remember that once convenient for you.
00:38:13I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:16So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:18If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get handfast married.
00:38:22Obviously, that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:26Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:32See? There you go again.
00:38:33Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:35It's never about what you want.
00:38:37I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:40If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:43Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:46That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:50You ever think of that?
00:38:52Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:53Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:38:56Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:17I'm gonna get some coffee.
00:39:18It's getting dark.
00:39:19You really think you should be alone?
00:39:20So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:27Fine, just don't take too long.
00:39:32You got her in the car or what?
00:39:35Who?
00:39:36Don't play done with me, boy.
00:39:38The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:44You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:46You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that.
00:39:49Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:52What's the end game here?
00:39:53You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:56What does she have to do with it?
00:39:57Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:00I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:40:05When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:40:09And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:13So you just want to use her?
00:40:15Like you use mom?
00:40:17Like you're using your own daughter.
00:40:18This is not a request, boy.
00:40:21Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:25Your magic, everything.
00:40:27And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:41This isn't right.
00:40:42The trail should still be here.
00:40:45Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:47Yeah, thank you.
00:40:49Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:52You.
00:40:55But the map said that...
00:40:57That's cute.
00:40:59You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:06That wand's mine.
00:41:11Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:13And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:41:16Employer?
00:41:19Hold still.
00:41:20This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:22No, stop.
00:41:23Stop!
00:41:32Get away from her!
00:41:37Eric, the wand!
00:41:51My magic.
00:41:52She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:55You're okay.
00:41:55I got you.
00:41:57You're okay.
00:41:58You're okay.
00:42:01I don't understand.
00:42:02The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:42:05What did she want with my powers?
00:42:07The thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:42:10She can't have gone far.
00:42:11We'll find her.
00:42:12Lay load for now.
00:42:13Eric, stop the car.
00:42:15I can't breathe.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:26Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:28Look at me.
00:42:29Look at me.
00:42:29You're okay.
00:42:30You're okay.
00:42:31Just breathe.
00:42:31I got you.
00:42:33I got you.
00:42:33You're safe.
00:42:35I thought she was going to kill me, Eric.
00:42:38I'm not going to let that happen.
00:42:40Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:54I still hate you.
00:42:58If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:03This doesn't change anything.
00:43:05It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:08Once we get the wand, and we do the door spell, and we forget each other existed.
00:43:18Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:20You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:23You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this way?
00:43:33Eric.
00:43:36Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:44We can't do this.
00:43:48This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:50We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:52We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:54Let's get the wand.
00:43:55That's it.
00:43:56And then what?
00:43:58You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:01We do the divorce spell.
00:44:02And we never see each other again.
00:44:31We'll never see each other again.
00:44:36Smells like fresh baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:46I should have known.
00:44:48It's a satyr's inn.
00:44:50That's spelled.
00:44:53Norman inhabitous smell.
00:44:55It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:44:58You mean orgies.
00:45:02Sayers are the horniest bastards in the lone world.
00:45:06It lowers any fear.
00:45:09Doubt.
00:45:10Shame.
00:45:11Grants of your deepest desires.
00:45:14Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:26Erich, don't.
00:45:28I'm trying not to.
00:45:39Erich, don't.
00:45:41I'm trying not to.
00:45:48The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:52It lets go of the lies.
00:45:55It tells us what we really want.
00:45:57What I want doesn't matter.
00:45:59It matters in here.
00:46:02Tell me what you really want.
00:46:04You can say goodbye.
00:46:07And go our separate ways.
00:46:08Or you can tell me you want this.
00:46:12You want me.
00:46:15Tell me to stay.
00:46:19Stay here.
00:46:21Please.
00:46:23God, what is this?
00:46:24Is this just the magic word?
00:46:27No.
00:46:30It's not the spell.
00:46:32It's freedom.
00:46:34In here, the outside world doesn't matter.
00:46:37Just you.
00:46:39And me.
00:46:41I shouldn't want this.
00:46:44No.
00:46:46I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:50Or this.
00:46:53Be able to share with
00:46:54to the most respected family
00:46:57of the whole rich world.
00:46:59You definitely shouldn't sound
00:47:00this fucking sexy.
00:47:02To mine.
00:47:05You love the ear.
00:47:06To the Sherwood family.
00:47:08Lily.
00:47:10Who are you?
00:47:11I want you, Eric.
00:47:14I need you.
00:47:18Tell me who you are.
00:47:21Lily.
00:47:23Close.
00:47:27But not quite.
00:47:29Tonight.
00:47:31Tell me who you are.
00:47:33Your wife.
00:47:42Oh!
00:47:58This doesn't change anything.
00:48:01I know.
00:48:02We can have tonight, and then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:48:07Sure.
00:48:08I'll go back to being my bad self, and you can go back to pretending to be a good little
00:48:13witch.
00:48:14Excuse me?
00:48:16Don't deny, Lily, Sherwood, Sven said, I know I'm kind of dork, naughty thoughts you have.
00:48:23I don't.
00:48:26It's okay to be bad.
00:48:28You don't have to pretend.
00:48:32I don't, huh?
00:48:37You know, just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight.
00:48:53Now you're going to sit there like a good little witch.
00:49:03And I'm going to do whatever I want to you.
00:49:16I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:49:18Close your eyes.
00:49:22Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy.
00:49:28I'm being properly motivated not to move.
00:49:36See how long it takes you to break.
00:49:39For you, I could stay here forever.
00:49:41Pretty to think so.
00:49:43Why don't we test that little theory, huh?
00:49:46We're playing a dangerous game.
00:49:48All you have to do is admit that I win.
00:49:54I'll let you fuck me.
00:49:56I'll even let you come wherever you want.
00:50:03You can come here.
00:50:07Or here.
00:50:10I'll even let you come in here.
00:50:15God.
00:50:17Come on.
00:50:18I know you wanna.
00:50:20Just admit that I'm right.
00:50:25Fine.
00:50:27You win.
00:50:28Oh, what was that?
00:50:30You hurt me.
00:50:32Oh.
00:50:40So what's my prize?
00:50:45I could torture you like you did me.
00:50:50But I want to be inside you.
00:50:53I want to feel you squeeze me tight.
00:50:56Then take me to bed, husband.
00:51:01Call me that again.
00:51:05You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:08Yeah.
00:51:09Fuck me.
00:51:18Tell me a story.
00:51:21Like the ones you did in Vegas.
00:51:24I've got a story about my pet goat, Gilmore,
00:51:28and how he got stuck on a magic carpet.
00:51:32Or the story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll
00:51:36using only redimates.
00:51:38I know.
00:51:40I already know about your family.
00:51:44I want to know about you.
00:51:47What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:51:50You want the insider info.
00:51:52Mm.
00:51:53Mm.
00:51:54You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
00:51:56You're gonna tell me how wonderful it was
00:51:58growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood?
00:52:05Is that what you think being a show, what is like?
00:52:09Is that what you think being a show, what is like?
00:52:11All fun and rainbows?
00:52:13Yeah, everybody loves your family.
00:52:15That's not true, Eric.
00:52:17There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared.
00:52:20My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades.
00:52:25And next year, I will be the head witch in charge.
00:52:29Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing.
00:52:31Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:52:33Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me.
00:52:39Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams because my whole life was planned for me
00:52:45from the very start before I was even born.
00:52:48I'm always doing the right thing for the family.
00:52:50I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing.
00:52:54I couldn't be tired.
00:52:55I couldn't be scared.
00:52:56I couldn't be angry.
00:52:58One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for.
00:53:02If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up.
00:53:06It's because I didn't do a good job.
00:53:11I don't think I've ever said that out loud before.
00:53:14I'm glad you did.
00:53:17Your turn.
00:53:19Growing up with Svinson was a little different.
00:53:23The old man likes to say I was the first of his disappointments.
00:53:29I guess it's good.
00:53:30At least I was first at something.
00:53:33I didn't care about disappointing him.
00:53:36I just wanted to get away from him.
00:53:38I had it all planned out when I turned 16.
00:53:42I'd leave, change my name, and the Svinson bloodline would die with me.
00:53:46My mom died when Secret was born.
00:53:50My dad used her against me every day since.
00:54:00I'm so sorry, Eric.
00:54:03I shouldn't have asked.
00:54:06It's okay.
00:54:08Svinsons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows.
00:54:12We are the shadows.
00:54:16All you do is shine.
00:54:27He always asks me what I want.
00:54:31What do you want, Eric?
00:54:36You'd hate me if I told you.
00:54:39I mean, more than you already do.
00:54:43I don't hate you.
00:54:46I never did.
00:55:13I don't hate you.
00:55:22Eric, something's wrong.
00:55:24Dad's got visitors.
00:55:26A bunch of old guys.
00:55:27I don't know who they are.
00:55:29He made me play piano for them, like some kind of dress-up doll.
00:55:32It's like freaking me out.
00:55:39Eric.
00:55:40Are you safe?
00:55:46Eric.
00:55:47Are you safe?
00:55:48For now.
00:55:49All those weird old men lived last night.
00:55:53And I hexed my door so no one could get in.
00:55:56Don't let anyone in.
00:55:57If dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just-
00:55:59I know.
00:56:01I'll just do what he says.
00:56:03I always do.
00:56:05I'm so sick of this E.
00:56:07What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:56:10I'm never gonna let that happen, all right?
00:56:13Look, I'm close to getting the Wand of Light.
00:56:16The Wand of Light?
00:56:18Like, the one from the fairy tales?
00:56:21You can't tell dad secret.
00:56:24When I get the wand, be ready for my call.
00:56:27I have a plan.
00:56:29I barely know basic spells.
00:56:32I don't know.
00:56:33You can.
00:56:34I know you can.
00:56:36When the time is right, you'll be ready.
00:57:05Filling up Bessie.
00:57:06Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:57:17Oh my god!
00:57:19Why do you and mom always do that?
00:57:22A bit high-strung, aren't you, sis?
00:57:25I was just in the middle of thinking.
00:57:27Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who.
00:57:30Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:57:34Aw, yeah, well you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
00:57:37Oh, aren't we feisty this morning.
00:57:40Your super hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing?
00:57:43Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:45I know all the best places to hide a body, by the way.
00:57:49I'm fine, Effie.
00:57:51I know all about Eric Spenson.
00:57:53I'm not stupid.
00:57:55And when we get the wand back...
00:57:56You mean if you get the wand back?
00:57:59We will.
00:58:00We will.
00:58:01And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell, this mark will be gone.
00:58:05I'll go home and marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:58:14It's not fair, you know.
00:58:16I know I'm the last person who should be saying that, because it's not like I can change it.
00:58:20But it's not.
00:58:23It's just the way it goes, right?
00:58:26There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want and be a good heir.
00:58:32Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:58:35That's fine.
00:58:38It's what it means to be a Sherwood.
00:58:40Just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:58:45Alright.
00:58:47Whatever you say, sis.
00:58:48You know best.
00:58:51I know.
00:58:53Give everyone a hug from me.
00:58:55Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:59:06Last night was the last time.
00:59:08After today, we're done.
00:59:10If I say that enough times, maybe I'll finally believe it.
00:59:23I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
00:59:27My family's magic is dying.
00:59:30My father's been cashing in on broken promises for years.
00:59:33But he holds most of the power.
00:59:35And me and Sieg, we just get the scraps.
00:59:36That's how he controls us.
00:59:40If I could use the wand just once, I could take his power away from my brain.
00:59:45I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:59:46I'm trying to save mine.
00:59:48It's the only way that we can be free.
00:59:51That's what you meant by trying to save your family.
00:59:56I was gonna tell you the night before.
00:59:57I was gonna tell you the truth.
00:59:59And then I was just gonna ask if I could use the wand just once.
01:00:03And then I would do whatever you wanted.
01:00:05Get a divorce.
01:00:07Leave you alone.
01:00:08Forever.
01:00:10Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:13Why didn't you tell me that morning?
01:00:15Maybe things could have been different.
01:00:19I would have asked you to stay.
01:00:21It's a nice idea.
01:00:23But our families have been at war since the beginning of time.
01:00:27Maybe if we were different people.
01:00:30We have different lives.
01:00:33This is what it works.
01:00:35Maybe we can work.
01:00:37Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:00:40A witch can hope.
01:00:48What?
01:00:51Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:53Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:07What?
01:01:07Wait, I'm driving.
01:01:09Pull over.
01:01:22Oh damn, oh damn!
01:01:28You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:37End of the line, witches
01:02:01Eric!
01:02:07No!
01:02:12Can't help him!
01:02:26Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:27Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:32You...
01:02:33You set the shadow thief?
01:02:35Of course I set her.
01:02:37Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:50Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:54But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:02Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:17You said you needed her alive.
01:03:18The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:20I've reconsidered.
01:03:22Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:28Debts won't matter.
01:03:29The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:31And as for the girl, well...
01:03:33I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:36I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:41Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:45You're welcome.
01:03:48Go to hell, old man.
01:03:51Go to hell, old man.
01:04:00Take it!
01:04:04No!
01:04:06Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:15I can take Dad's magic.
01:04:16End him.
01:04:18Finally be free.
01:04:23Get off my wife!
01:04:32You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:45This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:53Hey, I got you.
01:04:55You didn't run.
01:04:57You're kidding?
01:04:58I'd be your pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:05Eric!
01:05:05You can't get rid of me that usually.
01:05:08No, no, no, no, no!
01:05:08Stay with me!
01:05:09Eric!
01:05:11Oh my God!
01:05:13Eric!
01:05:13No, no, no, no, no!
01:05:14Stay with me!
01:05:15Oh my God!
01:05:17I can't save you!
01:05:19I don't have my powers!
01:05:21Why didn't you run?
01:05:23You could've saved yourself!
01:05:26I've been saving myself.
01:05:28My whole life.
01:05:30I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:32I'm an idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:37Yeah.
01:05:40But I'm your idiot.
01:05:48You took a devil's spell.
01:05:50I had a promise.
01:05:52Now you're free.
01:05:56I don't want to be free.
01:06:00I don't want to be free.
01:06:03I don't want to be free.
01:06:03I don't want to be with you.
01:06:05Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:07Safe from my father.
01:06:09Safe from all of it.
01:06:13You know, those days in Vegas...
01:06:17We're the best three days of my life.
01:06:19All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:25I love you.
01:06:27I love you too.
01:06:30I love you.
01:06:31I love you.
01:06:33Eric.
01:06:36No!
01:06:36No!
01:06:58The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:08Please, please, please.
01:07:19Eric.
01:07:20Please.
01:07:21Please.
01:07:30Lily.
01:07:32I can't.
01:07:34You absolute moron.
01:07:39You absolute moron.
01:07:42Be gentle.
01:07:43I was dead for like ten seconds.
01:07:46You're alive.
01:07:49That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed,
01:07:52you asshole.
01:07:53I thought I was doing something noble.
01:07:55Something cool.
01:07:57The wand gave you your power back?
01:08:00My mom used to say that
01:08:02the wand's user grants it
01:08:03its deepest desire.
01:08:05I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:08What did you want?
01:08:11You.
01:08:14Don't scare me like that again.
01:08:16Okay.
01:08:18You know, I thought
01:08:20I heard something
01:08:21but I was bleeding out.
01:08:26Maybe you could
01:08:28say it again?
01:08:32Maybe you could
01:08:34say it again?
01:08:36I love you.
01:08:38You're expensive.
01:08:40That's my girl.
01:08:47Let's go.
01:08:49Let's go.
01:09:01You ready for one last stop?
01:09:04Yeah.
01:09:24Ah.
01:09:25There you are.
01:09:27I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:09:32Now.
01:09:33Where is my wand?
01:09:35Wait.
01:09:36You're supposed to be dead.
01:09:38Wow.
01:09:39You weren't kidding.
01:09:40He really is evil.
01:09:42I put a barrier
01:09:43around this whole house.
01:09:45It's impossible.
01:09:46There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:09:47There's always a loophole.
01:09:49Hold me in.
01:09:53Secret.
01:09:54You ungrateful brat.
01:09:56How dare you betray me like this?
01:09:58Really, Dad?
01:09:59Playing the family card
01:10:00after you almost sold me
01:10:01into child marriage?
01:10:03You ungrateful little pests.
01:10:12You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:14Your magic's gone.
01:10:15Forever.
01:10:29Eric, Aldous, Svensson, release me this instant.
01:10:33That is an order.
01:10:36You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:39His powers are gone.
01:10:40It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:10:43You ungrateful little brats.
01:10:45Both of you will pay for this.
01:10:47You will both pay for this.
01:10:52Yeah, yeah.
01:10:53Talk soon, pups.
01:10:55We're gonna hit the road.
01:10:56I said get back here.
01:10:58I said get back here.
01:10:59Get back here.
01:11:00Please don't do this, you little...
01:11:19So, where to now?
01:11:21Should we go and drop off the wand of life?
01:11:25Yeah.
01:11:26But there's something I wanna do first.
01:11:30That sounds ominous.
01:11:32Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:11:37Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to handfast marry you?
01:11:43Yeah.
01:11:45I think I am, Eric Sponson.
01:11:47Well, we better hurry if we're gonna take the wand of light home
01:11:50and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love.
01:11:55I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:11:56I sure hope so.
01:11:58But, if we're gonna get handfast married again,
01:12:01no more secrets this time.
01:12:03So, is there anything you wanna come clean about now?
01:12:06Soon to be again, husband.
01:12:10There is one thing.
01:12:14You might wanna buckle up.
01:12:16We're about to go superspeed.
01:12:18Bessie could've been going superspeed this entire time.
01:12:21You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer, didn't you?
01:12:25You know me so well.
01:12:27Soon to be again, wife.
01:12:30Leona Sherwood, will you marry me?
01:12:34And not because of some spell or because it's your duty.
01:12:39But because you want to.
01:12:43Yes, I will.
01:12:50Uh...
01:12:54Ready?
01:12:56Oh, yeah.
01:12:59Ah!
01:13:00Ah!
01:13:02Ah!
01:13:04Ah!
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