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00:10Three more days, if I can't come up with the rent, they'll kick all the cats out onto the street.
00:25Oh my god, no!
00:47Breaking news. Mayor Harrison was reported missing last night.
00:51Police say there were signs of a struggle and well-renew are absolvers.
00:56Hey! Nurse! Where's my Norwegian deep-sea tuna with goat milk?
01:00If you don't serve it right now, I'm filing a complaint for taxpayer abuse.
01:06Bullshit! All the news is bullshit.
01:09There was no struggle.
01:11The old man was chlorophyll from behind by someone he knew while he was reading.
01:15And that antique clock? They deliberately slowed it down by 15 minutes to create an alibi.
01:27Hey! Don't pass out on me! I haven't even ordered breakfast yet!
01:38I'm not dreaming. I can actually hear a cat talking?
01:43Took you long enough. Now stop pinching yourself and listen up.
01:47My name is Murphy, and I'm the only witness to the mayor's kidnapping.
01:51The kidnapper smelled like cheap sandalwood mixed with industrial motor oil.
01:56Wait, how do you know all this? And why can I hear you?
01:59Who cares about the why? What matters is that the police are idiots and we need to stop the bad
02:03guys before it's too late.
02:05Now take me to the police station and make it snappy.
02:08Detective Luke! The news is wrong. The mayor was kidnapped at 10.45pm, not 11.
02:14The kidnapper is someone he knows, and he smells like motor oil.
02:18Very precise time and scent profile. Who's your informant? Where is he?
02:30What are you looking at, pretty boy? Stare any longer, and I'll scratch that perfect face of yours.
02:38Security? There's a delusional woman in my office.
02:41And send the narcotics unit with a test kit. I think she's on something.
02:51Stupid cops! You deserve to never solve a case in your life!
03:00This is a terrible idea. If we get caught, I'll go to jail for breaking and entering.
03:05Relax. The police already think you're crazy.
03:08What's the worst that can happen? They lock you up with the other lunatics?
03:12Now crawl into that vent. And try not to get stuck. Your hips are wider than they look.
03:18Wow. You move like a pregnant Walfress. Hurry up before the security guards do their rounds.
03:27Okay, here's what happened. The bastard was standing right here, pretending to hand over a file.
03:33When the old man turned around, he covered his mouth with a chloroform-soaked towel.
03:38The mayor struggled and scratched the guy's cuff.
03:45I found it! A cufflink! And there's blood on it!
03:50Great. Now check for fingerprints next to it. That should be our smoking gun.
04:05Shit. Someone's coming back to destroy the evidence. Hide.
04:23Stop squeezing me so tight. I can't breathe. And your hands are shaking like a leaf.
04:34Who's in there? Show yourself!
04:47This isn't a coincidence. Who is she really?
04:50You think this is funny? Royal Karen costs $20 a can.
04:54We just paid a fine for trespassing last night. Now we can only afford expired cat food.
04:58Expired cat food. Are you kidding me? I saved your life last night. I deserve the best tuna money can
05:03buy. You're the worst human partner ever.
05:07I must be losing my mind.
05:12There's no way a cat is helping her solve crimes.
05:18My dear fellow citizens, we are all devastated by the disappearance of our beloved Mayor Harrison.
05:23He was a great man, a visionary, and I promise you I will do everything in my power to find
05:28him and bring him home safely.
05:29To honor his legacy and revitalize our town's economy, I am announcing that we will move forward with the chemical
05:35plant project.
05:35Mayor Harrison had previously opposed.
05:38This will bring thousands of jobs and millions in revenue to our community.
05:47Oh my god! Look at his left wrist! The Rolex! The Z scratch on the band! It matches the cufflink
05:54exactly!
05:55That's the guy who let the kidnappers in with his spare key.
05:59This isn't just a kidnapping. It's a coup.
06:04He wants the mayor gone so he can sign that chemical plant permit. The kickbacks must be in the millions.
06:17We're in deep shit now, kid. This guy owns the police. He owns the whole town.
06:40We're in deep shit now, kid. This guy owns the police. He owns the whole town.
06:44The rules are simple. Ten cans of top-grade Norwegian tuna.
06:48And you have to get rid of the stray dog gang that's been terrorizing the hot dog stand on East
06:53Street.
06:53Ten cans? That's almost all the money I have. And I can't fight a gang of dogs?
06:58Quit whining. Do you want to find the mayor or not? Now go get the tuna. And don't come back
07:03empty-handed.
07:09What the hell are you doing in my trash? Get out of here, you filthy beggar!
07:19Oh no! Run, Murphy! Run!
07:37Remind me never to let you do the sneaking around again. You're terrible at it.
07:47It was a black Ford van. The right rear tire was badly worn. It was a rain tire. License plate
07:54ends with XT-908.
07:55It headed towards the South Junkyard at 1 a.m.
07:59Detective Luke, the van used in the mayor's kidnapping is a black Ford. License plate XT-908.
08:05Check the South Junkyard and be careful. There's a mole in the police department.
08:16Son of a bitch.
08:19The whole department is compromised.
08:31Listen, crazy lady. I don't know who you are and I don't know how you know what you know.
08:35But you're right. There's a mole.
08:38Meet me at the old docks at 8 p.m. tonight.
08:40Hey, bring your... cat informant. We need to talk.
08:44I'll be there.
08:46But if this is a trap, my cat will scratch your eyes out.
09:09Nice to finally meet you, pretty boy. Too bad you're such a terrible detective.
09:17Let's cut to the chase.
09:19The van is at the South Junkyard.
09:21But we can't call for backup.
09:23I don't know who I can trust anymore.
09:26Then it's just the three of us.
09:35This is the mayor's tie clip. He was definitely here.
09:39Wait, it's thicker than it should do. There's something inside.
09:46The mayor must have hidden this as evidence.
09:48He knew someone was after him.
09:57Well, well. Look what the cat dragged in.
10:02Hand over the SD card and maybe we'll make your deaths quick.
10:09Hold on tight, kids. It's about to get furry.
10:33Holy shit! That cat just disarmed a man!
10:44I officially take back everything I said.
10:46You're not a witch. You're a general with a biological army of cats.
10:52Told you I was the brains of this operation.
10:55Now pull over at that motel.
10:57We need to interrogate our guest.
11:02Talk.
11:02Talk. Where is the mayor?
11:04Who do you work for?
11:11You know what? I don't have time for this.
11:14If you don't tell us everything right now,
11:15I'm going to climb into your pants and pee on your balls.
11:18And trust me, I've been holding it in for three hours.
11:21Okay! Okay! I'll talk!
11:23The mayor is still alive!
11:24They handed him over to Eagle!
11:25That's all I know! I swear!
11:26Eagle? Who or what is Eagle?
11:31Freeze-dried?
11:32Do I look like a stray?
11:33But fine! I'll eat it.
11:36I haven't had a decent snack since that idiot husband of Selena's disappeared.
11:40Chanel, we need your help.
11:42Do you know anything about what happened the night the mayor went missing?
11:45Oh, please.
11:46Selena didn't care that he was missing.
11:48She was in the guest room with her personal trainer that night.
11:51They were talking about forging a death citrofen so she could collect the huge life insurance policy.
11:55She's been cheating on him for years.
12:01Having a nice dinner, Selena?
12:03Too bad your alibi is a lie.
12:05You weren't home alone the night the mayor disappeared.
12:09You were right here.
12:10With him.
12:11What are you talking about?
12:12That's ridiculous!
12:13I was in bed by 9pm!
12:15Cut the crap!
12:17We have witnesses!
12:18You were planning to forge his death certificate and steal the insurance money.
12:23Now give us the combination to the mayor's study safe, or I'll tell the police everything.
12:38Good work.
12:39Now let's go check that safe.
12:57Three of my best men are dead.
13:00This isn't rat poison.
13:02It's something much stronger.
13:09It's sodium cyanide.
13:10High concentration.
13:12This is exactly the raw material Victor's chemical plant will be using.
13:17He's using the town's cats as test subjects.
13:25I'm going to make him pay.
13:28As you can see, this plant is completely safe.
13:33There will be no toxic emissions use.
13:36No harm to the environment or the people of this town.
13:44Safe?
13:45You call this safe?
13:50This is the completely safe raw material you're talking about!
13:54You poisoned these cats to silence them.
13:57You're a monster.
13:58Your hands are covered in blood.
14:03Security!
14:05Remove this insane woman!
14:07She's clearly disturbed and dangerous.
14:18I'm never doing this again.
14:20I think I lost three pounds.
14:22And my fur is covered in dust.
14:24I need a bath.
14:32Bingo!
14:33That's the safe code.
14:52That girl at the hearing embarrassed me.
14:54She's becoming a problem.
14:56What do you want me to do, boss?
14:58Tomorrow afternoon, arrange a car accident on the coastal highway.
15:03Run her car off the cliff, make it look like an accident, and make sure she doesn't survive.
15:10Consider it done.
15:20Oh, shit.
15:22We need to warn Emily.
15:23Now.
15:28Bad news.
15:29Victor is going to kill you tomorrow.
15:31Car accident on the coastal highway way.
15:33And the police chief is on his payroll.
15:35We can't trust anyone.
15:37We can't go to the police.
15:39They'll just tip Victor off.
15:40We're on our own.
15:44He's inviting me to his house for dinner.
15:47Tonight.
15:48Are you crazy?
15:49This is a trap.
15:51He's going to kill you as soon as you walk through that door.
15:53I'm not letting you go.
15:57This is our only chance to find out where the mayor is.
15:59He's holding him somewhere in that house.
16:01I have to go.
16:03Luke, I need you to wait outside.
16:04If I don't come out in an hour, call the FBI.
16:07Send them everything we have.
16:11We need eyes and ears inside.
16:13This is the only way.
16:18I can handle this.
16:21Please.
16:22These amateurs couldn't find a flea on a dog.
16:42Miss Emily, I must say I admire your courage.
16:45Most people would have run away after what happened at the hearing.
16:49Let's be reasonable.
16:51You're a smart girl.
16:53This check can be for any amount you want enough to buy you a new life anywhere in the world.
16:57All you have to do is forget about the mayor and the chemical plant.
17:00Deal?
17:01Any amount?
17:02Hmm.
17:03I think I want a million dollars and a lifetime supply of tuna for my cat.
17:07Done.
17:08As long as you keep your mouth shut.
17:15Let's see.
17:16B-A-S-E-M-E-T-O-L-O-D-M-A-N-M-O-V-T-M-I
17:20-D-N-I-T-Y.
17:21Basement.
17:21Old man.
17:22Move midnight.
17:23They're moving the mayor to the basement at midnight!
17:29Oh no!
17:31I'm so clumsy!
17:32I need to go to the bathroom to clean this up.
18:03I need to go to the bathroom to clean this up.
18:05Mayor Harrison?
18:07Is that you?
18:08We're here to rescue you!
18:17Bravo, Miss Emily.
18:18You're much more resourceful than I gave you credit for.
18:21Let him go, Victor.
18:23It's over.
18:24We have all the evidence.
18:26The FBI is on their way.
18:27The FBI?
18:28Please.
18:29By the time they get here, you and the mayor will be at the bottom of the ocean.
18:32You really thought I would let you leave this house alive.
18:40Any last words, Miss Emily?
18:43Yes.
18:44You should have checked your study safe.
18:46The real ledger is already on its way to the governor's desk.
18:50If I die, it gets published tomorrow morning.
18:59The real ledger is over.
19:01The real ledger is searched for the
19:02He's on the map.
19:04He's on the map.
19:06Oh, my God.
19:06He's on the map.
19:07No, man.
19:08This is a trap.
19:09He's on the map.
19:12It's a trap.
19:18The air is on the map.
19:24Thanks, Murphy.
19:44Shoot them! Shoot them!
19:47Don't let them escape!
19:49Kill them all!
19:55You need to get out of here! Now!
20:12Detective Luke, you're under arrest for conspiracy to kidnap and obstruction of justice.
20:19Hand over your weapon and badge.
20:20What? This is a mistake! Victor is the real kidnapper! We have evidence!
20:25Save it. We have an audio recording of Miss Emily demanding a $5 million ransom for the mayor.
20:30And we have witnesses who saw you two breaking into Victor's house last night.
20:34Mayor Harrison is in my hands.
20:37Prepare $5 million in cash, or I'll kill him.
20:40That's not me! It's AI generated! Victor forged it!
20:45Tell it to the judge. Take them away.
20:52Game over, little volunteer. Your detective boyfriend is suspended and under investigation.
20:58Tonight, I'm going to watch the mayor sink into the cold sea.
21:02And you? You're going to spend the rest of your life in a maximum security prison with the worst criminals
21:08in the state.
21:21I think I lost a layer of skin, and I smell like sewage.
21:26You owe me a lifetime supply of luxury cat baths, Emily.
21:30And king crab legs. Lots of king crab legs.
21:33Murphy! You came for me! How did you get in here?
21:36I have my ways. Now listen carefully.
21:40Scar and the boys are going to create a distraction in five minutes.
21:43They're going to set off all the car alarms in the parking lot and cut the backup generator.
21:47When the guards run out, I'll get you the keys.
21:49Then we escape through the maintenance tunnel.
22:00What the hell is going on now?
22:03The backup generator is dead! Go check the parking lot!
22:13Hurry! We don't have much time!
22:22Get in! We have to get out of town before they put out an APB!
22:33We have new intel. Victor is meeting with the foreign mafia at the old east side shipping dock at midnight.
22:38They're going to trade drugs and money.
22:40The mayor is in a blue heavy-duty container.
22:42They're going to load him onto a ship called Eagle and sail him out to international waters to dispose of
22:47him.
22:47Eagle. So it's not a person. It's a ship.
22:51That makes sense. He can't kill the mayor in town. Too many loose ends.
22:55Sending him out to sea is the perfect way to make him disappear forever.
23:05Tonight, there are no suspended cops and no wanted fugitives.
23:09There are only people who are going to take back what's theirs.
23:12We're going to rescue the mayor, take down Victor, and end this once and for all.
23:16All right, listen up, fur balls. Tonight, fight! We fight!
23:20For tuna! For catnip! For justice!
23:24And if anyone tries to stop us, scratch their eyes out!
23:45The container is ready. As soon as it's loaded, we'll transfer the money to your offshore account.
23:51Good. And make sure there are no witnesses.
23:54I don't want any loose ends.
24:06No! No! The old man is in that blue box!
24:09He has severe thazerophobia. The water pressure will give him a heart attack.
24:13We have to stop it!
24:28Emily! Wait! It's too dangerous!
24:33Stop!
24:33We have to stop!
24:34I am so sick!
25:01Stop the crane!
25:02Now!
25:09What the hell is she doing up there?
25:14Kill her! Kill her now!
25:29If I'm going down, you're going down with me.
25:34No!
25:37Ew!
25:42For the tuna!
25:58Murphy!
26:04Ew!
26:16Mayor Harrison, we're here. You're safe now.
26:23Luke, Emily, I knew you'd come.
26:29Meow!
26:35You old fool!
26:39If you had died, who would buy me the good tuna?
26:43I had to save your sorry ass.
26:48How touching.
26:50A hero's welcome.
26:53Too bad it's going to be your last.
26:55You're trapped. There's nowhere to run.
26:58I'm going down.
27:02I'm out.
27:05I'm out.
27:06I'm out.
27:09I'm out.
27:11This is perfect.
27:13I'll kill all of you, dump your bodies in the sea,
27:16and tell the world you were the ones who kidnapped the mayor.
27:20I'll be hailed as a hero!
27:22The chemical plant will be built, and I'll be the richest man in the state!
27:30Any last words before I blow your heads off?
27:37Yes.
27:39You forgot one thing.
27:41You messed with the wrong cats.
27:54What is that? A dog whistle?
27:56Are you trying to call a dog to save you? How pathetic!
28:23Is a dog alguma going on?
28:40get them off me get them off i surrender i surrender please make the cats stop
28:52this is impossible this is a nightmare they're just cats just cats told you we had an army
29:00now let's go get that son of a bitch
29:20he's getting away don't let him escape
29:41die you stupid cop
29:54hey asshole
30:15uh tastes like cheap cologne and corruption
30:22remind me to brush my teeth for a week
30:26remind me never to make you angry
30:50everyone freeze fbi you are all under arrest
30:59this isn't over i'll get out i'll kill you all
31:03save it for the judge you're going to super max
31:08you'll never see the light of day again
31:09no let me go
31:11no let me go
31:24no let me go
31:26no let me go
31:33no let me go
32:02I hereby sign executive order one. The chemical plant project is permanently canceled. All heavy industry contracts are terminated. A
32:10special task group will be formed to investigate all of Victor's associates. Anyone involved in corruption will be prosecuted to
32:16the fullest extent of the law.
32:24This is acceptable, but I want to raise more tuna and a private jet.
32:36I can't believe it. People actually care now.
32:40Of course they do. We saved their town. Now they owe us.
32:45And I intend to collect.
33:07More caviar. And bring me another plate of tuna.
33:10And make sure it's the good stuff. I'm a hero.
33:13To honor Miss Emily's bravery and her dedication to our town's animals, the town council has voted to allocate the
33:18most beautiful land in the south of town to build the state's largest and most advanced stray animal sanctuary.
33:22And we are appointing Miss Emily as its executive director.
33:35You look beautiful tonight.
33:38Thanks.
33:39You don't look so bad yourself.
33:44I, uh, I made this for you. I know it's not much, but I was wondering if you would let
33:53me be your partner, not just for cases, for everything.
33:56If the sanctuary needs a security guard or if you need someone to help you solve mysteries, I want to
34:02be that person.
34:04So, what do you say?
34:06Okay.
34:07But probation period is three months.
34:09And your salary is paid in cat treats.
34:15That bitch! That damn, damn cat! I'll get out of here!
34:20I'll kill them all! I swear!
34:24Take this letter to my contact in the city. Tell him to kill Emily and that fat cat.
34:30I'll pay him a million dollars when it's done.
34:34You got it, boss. I'll make sure it gets there.
34:41Hey! Come back here, you stupid cat!
34:52Cats! Cats everywhere! They're watching me! They're all watching me!
35:00Ahhhhhhh!
35:06Don't get too comfortable, kid. The old man is safe. Victor is in jail.
35:11But this town is full of secrets and scumbags.
35:14Our work is just beginning.
35:31We got a new case. Good morning, Detective Emily. I have a case for you. A very high paying one.
35:36Oh? What is it?
35:37The billionaire banker from the east side. His pet Amazon parrot went missing last night.
35:42But this isn't just any parrot. It can recite hundreds of digits.
35:44And according to his lawyer, it has memorized all of his offshore bank account password.
35:51How much is he paying?
35:52He said he'll pay whatever we want. Money is no object.
35:54Tell him we don't take checks.
35:56Our fee is three tons of the highest grade a lack in salmon.
36:00Fresh. Frozen is not acceptable.
36:04Did someone say salmon? Three tons?
36:10Alright, fur balls. Let's move out. We got a parrot to find.
36:15And salmon to earn. For the salmon!
36:20Whew! Whew! Huh?
36:26How long does a robot fly my watermelon?
36:27Whew!
36:27Whew!
36:27Whew!
36:28Whirl!
36:29Whew!
36:30Whew!
36:31Whew!
36:31Whew!
36:32Whew!
36:33Whew! Huw!
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