00:01Life's just a trashy game.
00:04Only strength counts. Tears don't matter.
00:21Level zero? An illegal infant?
00:24Shoot! Where'd this ugly little thing come from?
00:28You see, this is the punklordian way.
00:33Leveling up is everything.
00:36But you, whatever level you're born at, will be your level at death.
00:55What? Mount Scrab has a new master? A level 63 boss? Who is this beast?
01:01The ID is silver... Silverwolf?
01:05Who's that? What level are they?
01:07Let me check.
01:09What?
01:11We now bring you an inter-astral peace broadcast news flash.
01:14The punklordian hacker guilds database was anonymously overwritten.
01:18All user level identifiers have been lost.
01:21Purple was once again observed in the Verova star system lasting for 7.3 seconds.
01:26Several mining ships were relocated after being attacked by true sticks and traces of the enemy from a boundless ceiling.
01:31The enemy has detected anomalies in certain library architects.
01:34The memetic data on the S-ray wanted target the cremator beast.
01:37Services are expected to be restored at one system hour.
01:39Abnormal signal fluctuations were detected in the containment zone of maximum security target zero.
01:44All frequency tracking be content failed.
01:54So is this the end?
02:04Want to play a game?
02:09You're the creator of this cartridge?
02:13The cartridge is no more than a seed drawn down by the god on a whim.
02:20They do not care what kind of fruit it bears.
02:24Only this time, you are the one to make it sprout.
02:31Sprout? Is level 99 truly its limit?
02:35Level 99 is punklord's limit. Not for cartridges.
02:41But I can't level up any further.
02:43I need power. Even more power.
02:47Why do you need it?
02:49Why do birds fly? Why do fish swim?
02:53Only the dying and the overfed contemplate meaning.
02:56I don't intend to die, nor do I have the luxury of excess.
03:03I see. You are simply afraid of your own weakness.
03:11You've got a real mouth on you.
03:14You think trash talking is gonna win you this round?
03:19Believe me, I'll win.
03:31Can't handle losing, huh? Can't handle losing?
03:35Just tell me.
03:38You only stay this way.
03:41You...
03:43Perhaps.
03:44Ugh
03:49Ugh
03:51Ugh
03:53Ugh
03:56Uh...
03:57Ahahahah
03:59Ahahahahahah
04:01Ahahahah
04:12Ahahahahahah
04:15See you next time.
04:17I'll be waiting.
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