00:00She's tried to marry me off before.
00:03Then you must meet my granddaughter, Claire.
00:07There she is.
00:13Okay, about that.
00:16About that.
00:18As if I'd marry someone she chose.
00:21Have you found anyone special?
00:23Then you must meet my granddaughter, Claire.
00:28Claire, I don't believe that your grandmother would consider Dylan for you.
00:33That is Miranda Maxwell written all over it.
00:36Your grandmother never technically disinherited you.
00:38As her sole surviving heir, Dylan stood to come in a billionth after marrying you.
00:43Yeah, but my grandmother's still alive.
00:46Yes, there is that.
00:50I just want a fair competition where I win or lose on my own merits.
00:55Not because the deck is stacked against me.
00:58My grandmother's just one judge.
01:01There are three others.
01:09Hey, sexy.
01:11Hey.
01:15Hey.
01:17Hey.
01:20Hey.
01:22Hey.
01:24Hey.
01:24Hey.
01:25Hey.
01:28Claire, who's taking home the top model title tonight?
01:32And you are Ava Bennett.
01:33Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
01:35There are ten models in this competition who got here through hard work and talent.
01:39This is a night to celebrate all of us.
01:41A time to honor...
01:48I can't escape her.
01:50This isn't the first time your grandmother's tried to destroy your career.
01:55That's all, folks.
01:56Ms. Vaughn has a big night ahead of her.
01:59Claire, come here.
02:00How do you know Christian?
02:00Over here.
02:04I think I'm going to be sick.
02:05I didn't expect it to be that hard, seeing her like this.
02:09Okay.
02:09Hang tight, Claire.
02:10Uh, Gavin, help her.
02:11I'll go get her wet towel.
02:14For her water, so...
02:15Yes.
02:19Let's try to relax.
02:31Check and see if anyone's inside, Simon.
02:44Alright, clothes is clear.
02:45I gotta be back at the judging table in five minutes, so we gotta be quick.
02:50Then shut up and get busy.
02:53Gross.
02:55Yuck.
02:56Not again.
02:59Maybe you're saucy mates.
03:01Chill with me.
03:02Show me sexy.
03:04That belly of yours.
03:06Oh, so yummy.
03:07That's our baby.
03:08Come to papa.
03:09Holy shit!
03:11No freaking way!
03:28Hey, Christian.
03:31You were not voting for Feeb that's been elected.
03:34Listening?
03:36Not now.
03:38I don't want to distract Claire, but...
03:40Quite a bombshell.
03:43I better contain my excitement.
03:47Where are you sitting?
03:49Behind the judges.
03:50First row.
03:52Hey.
03:53Wifey.
03:53You all ready?
03:55Sure, hubby.
03:56The last remaining member of my family is here to ruin me.
03:59But I'm doing awesome.
04:00Breathe, Claire.
04:02You got this.
04:04If you get to speak too much, just...
04:06Whiming the crowd.
04:12Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 23rd Top Model Competition.
04:16Powered by AliExpress.
04:19Where fashion meets savvy budget.
04:22Find the perfect outfit for you and your unique self.
04:26Now, let's get to the giants of fashion and glamour.
04:30Who will be judging tonight's super model finalists.
04:33First in the world of jewelry.
04:35The legend whose styles adorn the stars.
04:39Vincent Latour.
04:43Next, he is the visionary behind so many iconic faces in the industry.
04:48Simon Blackwell of Blackwell Modeling Town.
04:53Our third judge is Kiko Watanabe.
04:56Actress extraordinaire under the Finical Network Band.
04:59And last, and by no means least,
05:02she is our substitute judge
05:04who stepped in for Bruno Lundy
05:05after his unfortunate fall down a staircase.
05:08Our prayers are with you, Bruno,
05:10as you get through this coma.
05:12The one, the only, Grace.
05:14Winthrop.
05:14Of Winthrop's living today.
05:16The seven-generation dynasty of department stores.
05:30Thanks.
05:31Fuck it in, Mama.
05:33We're almost there.
05:33Sit with Felix.
05:34Tighter.
05:37A masterpiece.
05:38Not yet.
05:39We have other plans tonight, remember?
05:47Leave it to me, your highness.
05:50Your baby's got you.
06:01Al, what are you doing?
06:03Brute.
06:04I bent down to pick up my name tag.
06:06Are you security or shall I call security?
06:09Just get out of here.
06:14Move, move.
06:17May the best bitch win, bitch.
06:21Don't listen to her.
06:26Next up is Ava Bennett, our reigning top contestant for the past three years.
06:30She slays harder than Santa, so watch out for those reindeer.
06:34I'm going to start.
06:35I'm going to start.
06:48This is a point.
06:51You can get out for him.
07:07Break a leg, Claire Bearer.
07:10Move, fuck!
07:11Idiot.
07:12Next up is Claire Duvall, whose meteoric robins in the industry has caught everyone off guard.
07:18You've heard me.
07:21Next up is Claire Duvall, whose meteoric robins in the industry has caught everyone off guard.
07:38Oh, shit.
08:04Come on, my love.
08:05Rise up and show them who you are.
08:20You're a girl's career imploded before we even took off.
08:22Are you making a fool of yourself?
08:25The days of pretending to be a model, they're over, Claire.
08:30Ava is our top-level model.
08:32And you, Claire.
08:35I never really took off.
08:37You've lost everything.
08:39And you just don't know it yet.
08:43Come on, my love.
08:45Rise up and show them who you are.
08:49From now on, I'll forge my own path and make my own name.
08:54And I'll forge my own path and make my own name.
09:07Come on, Claire.
09:09Come on.
09:15Come on.
09:17Come on.
10:20Way to go, Clay.
10:21You're sleek on me.
10:39And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
10:44Oh, my God.
10:46Folks, we just had a glitch in the Matrix.
10:48Something that has never happened in the 23 years of top model competition.
10:52A tie between Ava Bennett and Claire Duvall.
11:03What?
11:04Seriously?
11:05Clearly, the tour has to be going on with Claire.
11:08Really, Ava?
11:10Because last I checked, you and Judge Simon Blackwell have been getting a little too cozy.
11:15And whoops, there's a mini Blackwell on the way.
11:18Yeah, she's expecting his baby.
11:21His baby?
11:23No, that's my baby.
11:26Hey, easy.
11:27Relax, man.
11:28Relax.
11:28Relax.
11:32Get a grip, both of you.
11:34Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
11:36Let's not turn this into a daytime drama, okay, people?
11:38We are here to crown a winner, which means we need a decisive vote.
11:42Top model competition rules state that in the event of a tie, we will have an independent third party determine
11:47who has won.
11:49So, we are now bringing out the big guns.
11:51Christian Cross, CEO of Pinnacle Entertainment, you're up, sir.
12:04Mr. Cross, we're now cast a tie-breaking vote.
12:09So, who will be the 23rd winner of the top model competition?
12:18There's only one person who embodies the grace, character, and beauty of a top model.
12:26And that is Claire Duvall.
12:37But I have a conflict of interest, because Claire Duvall is not just a top model contestant.
12:45She's also my wife.
12:47Claire Duvall, cross.
13:01Seriously?
13:02This is so unfair.
13:03Of course she gets it, but all I have is...
13:15She was sleeping with him while she was with me.
13:17How dare she?
13:18Clue in, Dylan.
13:20We need to do damage control.
13:21Grace Winthrop could pull our whole loan after this.
13:24We could lose everything.
13:26Detective, he's still right here.
13:28What?
13:29Miranda Maxwell.
13:30Dylan Maxwell, you're both under arrest for conspiracy and commit murder.
13:33No, this is a mistake.
13:35Get your hands off me.
13:37Totally epic.
13:44Nicely done, my boy.
13:47What are you talking about?
13:50Are you going to tell her, Christian, or am I?
13:53Tell me what.
13:55See that man there?
13:56The one that's standing next to you?
13:58The one you've wed?
13:59He was my choice for you.
14:02I set you up with him five years ago.
14:08To think, Claire, all those years of defying me,
14:12and you ended up exactly where I wanted you.
14:21Is this true?
14:24Is this true?
14:28Yes.
14:30Look, that day outside the courthouse, that wasn't a setup.
14:34Then why hide the connection to my grandmother?
14:36Why the lies?
14:36Because I knew how bad it looked,
14:38especially after Maxwell tried to use you.
14:41How can I believe you?
14:43Because we're meant to be together.
14:47Because we're meant to be together.
14:50I've never seen a moral commandment stand until you did it up there.
14:53For a nobody.
14:55You're not a nobody.
14:57Don't keep your eyes on me.
15:04These last five years, I've had such bad luck.
15:07But since Christian came into my life,
15:09I think my luck has finally changed.
15:22It is real for me.
15:24Promise we'll never forget that.
15:27I promise.
15:31I promise.
15:37Whatever it is, fate, luck, whatever you want to call it, Christian, I'm all in.
15:51I've washed my hands of both of you.
16:05Are you ready to meet my family?
16:10Hey, fam.
16:12Reggie here.
16:13Big love to Bruno Lundy, who is recovering from his coma.
16:15This is nuts!
16:17Bruno just got out of his coma!
16:19How can he remember his name?
16:21He can't even remember mine!
16:22Shut up, Dylan.
16:24Shut up, Dylan.
16:25Shut up, Dylan!
16:26I want my lawyer!
16:28No!
16:29Meanwhile, Ava B has quit modeling to focus on becoming a full-time mother.
16:34Yeah, I couldn't even say that with a straight face.
16:36We all know what you're doing for money, don't we?
16:40Shut up, Dylan.
16:43Now, let's get to the real big news.
16:46The crosses were expected.
16:48That's right.
16:49You heard it here first.
16:51Claire B and Christian Cross are expecting a little mini cross.
16:54I'm so excited.
17:00So, you can expect it to be epic.
17:03Be sure to subscribe and tune in to Real Shorts.
17:06Of course, with Reggie here, so you can catch all the drama, all the tea, and all the supermodels
17:11slaying.
17:13Bye.
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