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My Dad Is Poseidon 🌊👑⚡ 😍
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Slow-ass sea slug!
00:31Slow-ass sea slug!
00:36Slow-ass sea slug!
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire!
01:41Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired.
01:45Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else.
02:30Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:33Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now!
03:08What did you do?
03:12What did you do?
03:25What did you do?
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:27Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry!
03:44I didn't mean to...
03:46I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait.
03:51Pointy ears.
03:52A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nint doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human.
04:00A total nerd.
04:02Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:21This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:47A lot more.
04:53Oh!
04:56Don't stop.
04:57Harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there.
05:18Nowhere left to run.
05:20Damn it.
05:20He tracked me.
05:34Leora.
05:35You're my fiance.
05:37You belong with me.
05:39Come home.
05:39Get away!
05:41Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy.
06:04Real men don't need tricks.
06:07You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:15So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:27Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:32Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:38But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Don't forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously?
07:07Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, pencil neck.
07:30I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who?
07:37Speak up, man.
07:38My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough.
07:40Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:42Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burn.
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-topping Orcer?
08:14Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole.
08:27Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing.
08:36Heat's too low.
08:37Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly?
08:44Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh.
08:51Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:09We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad.
09:56Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:58Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:07Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34She's got my blood.
10:35Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:38Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy.
10:45Mommy!
10:59I know.
11:03Calls the bus.
11:03It's too late, boss.
11:04Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:09No.
11:14A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
11:19-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
11:21-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
11:23-a-a.
11:35give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:42it was
12:04your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property
12:08you filthy whore spread your legs for some stray dog
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:23no let go
12:27with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:39i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are surgical leora
12:48someone did this to you
12:53you're just a regular guy stay out of it boss soup's ready
13:05if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily she's all we have left she's safe now
13:13drink
13:16soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:23jack you
13:27ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time greek meth said it could raise the
13:34dead for mortals where the hell did you get this more try it
13:50these ingredients where did you get them
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26what a lively little snack
14:29gulp you down and my power doubles
14:40i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42you want more
14:44i've got a ton of it laying around
14:46this guy's luck is insane
14:50a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:55is this coast a secret olympian vault you're safe here liria
15:02we've got a kid together now
15:05i'm not letting anything touch you or lily
15:10jack i'm grateful but i
15:12daddy help
15:16something's trying to eat me
15:19lily's in trouble
15:26i i'm not tasty my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl
15:40devour you and i might even claim the sea king's throne
16:00Oh
16:19You disgusting freak
16:21What do you think you're doing to my daughter
16:24Mommy
16:26I've got you baby
16:29Touch my kid again
16:31And I'll rip my head off your shoulders
16:34Ha
16:34You ruined my meal
16:39Wait
16:40The baby mama herself
16:43Perfect
16:48Two courses for the price of one
16:51You bitch
17:03Jack take Lily and run
17:05Go
17:11Run from the Lucian Hydro
17:14You pathetic little insects
17:22You
17:23Posei
17:24That kid's his
17:26No wonder the power's so pure
17:29That's Poseidon's bloodline
17:31If I stay I'm dead
17:40What the hell just happened
17:42It ran?
17:43Damn
17:44Leoya
17:44Your powers are badass
17:46You straight up scared the monster off
17:49Me?
17:50No way
17:51Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing
17:53I'm still recovering
17:55Wait
17:56Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault
18:01Whatever
18:01Let's get home
18:03That thing might circle back
18:08About that monster
18:14Failed at the perfect time?
18:16Figures
18:16He's just a regular guy after all
18:20Everyone
18:22Abuse me
18:23Joes
18:24Go
18:24Go
18:28Let's go!
19:00My liege, have mercy, I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it, please spare my
19:06life.
19:06No problem.
19:08Thank you my lord, thank you for your mercy.
19:10Try to remember that in your next life.
19:25Enjoying the show.
19:35My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:39Listen to me, if any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:46Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:49Yes!
19:50Yes, my liege!
20:02My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up
20:08the truth myself.
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs, but Poseidon, guy's long gone.
20:23Probably fish food in some trench.
20:26Right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:29Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:42The world's the same as ever.
20:45The dead are louder than the living.
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:49Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:51Who the hell are you?
21:02Poseidon?
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:22Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this.
21:31I'm not wasting it on you.
21:33I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am?
21:40Hades is ace.
21:42You crash my spot, you die here!
22:07Little fish.
22:16Hades staff?
22:18One shot?
22:19The sea king!
22:20He's real!
22:23Hades!
22:24You hiding?
22:25Come out!
22:27Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:30One!
22:32Two!
22:36Thank the fates!
22:38The boss is here!
22:43Boss!
22:44Boss!
22:45This bum!
22:51You idiot!
22:52Piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown!
22:55You're done!
22:56Get out!
22:57In front of Poseidon.
22:58You're ants.
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights.
23:06My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun.
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:18Understood.
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:21You have three days.
23:22I'll be back.
23:27Everyone!
23:28Drop what you're doing!
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:31Every resource!
23:33Every contact!
23:34Now!
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:36Yes, boss!
23:43Poseidon's back.
23:45Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:57Kid comes with us alive.
23:59She's still hurt.
24:00Easy pickets.
24:01Let's move.
24:14We'll make a nice stew.
24:16Surprise daddy for lunch.
24:18Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:22Ha ha ha ha!
24:24Ha ha ha ha!
24:24Ha ha ha ha!
24:25A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:28Pathetic.
24:31Who are you?
24:33Who are you?
24:34Dylan's orders.
24:35Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:37Or I drag your corpse back.
24:40Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid!
24:45Who are you?
24:53You?
24:54Stay away from my daughter!
24:55Don't you dare touch her!
24:58Move your butt!
25:01What?
25:01Let's go!
25:06You?
25:14What?
25:15This forest is locked down. Surrender now.
25:19I'll go with you. On one condition. Let my daughter go.
25:24No, Mommy, I'm not leaving you.
25:37Kids mine. You die.
25:43You poisoned me?
25:47My poison fog. The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:53Give up!
25:54You've gone too far. Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
26:02You're wounded. Poisoned. Done.
26:07The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her! Come at me!
26:14Feisty one. Dylan wants you dead.
26:18But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:27Such a pretty face. All mine now.
26:34Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:43Lily! Lily!
26:45Run! Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
27:01Lily!
27:23You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:33Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:40So you're the boyfriend.
27:43Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:05Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go!
28:08Now!
28:09Now!
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:26Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
29:19Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
29:21Mommy, I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:25Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:28We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid.
29:37I'll make your death quick.
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:59You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down?
30:11You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human.
30:17Who the hell are you?
30:19My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:22Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily.
30:42Lily, you can turn around now.
30:47Daddy?
30:48What happened to the bad guy?
30:51He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
31:02Don't move.
31:03Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.
31:05I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily.
31:16No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what?
31:33I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:46Damn, you take a hit well.
31:49Let's enjoy this body.
31:52Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal?
32:03You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming.
32:06Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
32:08No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:12Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:31You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:33Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:48Where's Lily?
32:53Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:00Her taste is trash.
33:03Beg now.
33:04And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:13You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:23Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first.
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine.
33:44I'll oblige.
34:13You're half dead already.
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking.
34:19Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:23This can't be.
34:48Ancient Ekethra.
34:50The coastal legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing.
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards.
35:02No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg.
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me.
35:21Jack, stay behind me.
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack.
35:27Look around.
35:27We're surrounded.
35:28We could actually die here.
35:35My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:45You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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