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00:00:03Leona Sherwood, come home with a husband next week, or I will pick one for you.
00:00:07Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her.
00:00:10Bring the girl and the wand to me, or I am going to sell your little sister off.
00:00:15This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:00:17I'm going to have some fun.
00:00:19You sure about this marriage thing?
00:00:21Now, where is my wand?
00:00:23It's complicated.
00:00:25He's been lying this whole time.
00:00:27I need to tell her the truth.
00:00:29You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:00:32I can get it back.
00:00:34No, we're both going to go get it.
00:00:37I can't trust him, but my gut tells me this time it might be different.
00:00:43End of the line, witches.
00:00:44You would rather die than let you take the whole...
00:00:47Get away from her!
00:00:51Eric!
00:00:53Now you're free.
00:00:54I don't want to be free.
00:00:57I don't want to be with you.
00:01:03I don't want to be with you.
00:01:27Jesus! Mom, can you at least warn me when you're going to do that, please?
00:01:32Oh, please. Don't be such a child. Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:01:46See? The all-powerful magic heirloom. Still safe and sound.
00:01:50No, you should be more careful. The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:01:57Yeah.
00:01:58And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:02:04But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:02:09Yeah. Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:02:13The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:02:16Leona, do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:02:21I know. Sorry.
00:02:24You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona, and you can't reach your full potential until you marry
00:02:32and succeed me as head of the family.
00:02:34Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:02:38What?
00:02:39Mom, no, please don't.
00:02:41Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:02:46Mom, please.
00:02:47Understand?
00:02:50Don't worry, Mom. I'm the responsible daughter. Remember?
00:03:02Okay, Leona Sherwood, this is your last weekend of freedom.
00:03:10For two more nights, fuck my responsibility.
00:03:15I'm going to have some fun.
00:03:30That would be $25.
00:03:33I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:03:37Right.
00:03:39It's on the house.
00:03:57There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:04:06Where the hell are you?
00:04:08I'm in Vegas, like I said it would be, old man.
00:04:10Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:04:13Remember your mission.
00:04:15Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her, and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:04:21debts.
00:04:21You mean your debts?
00:04:22Quiet.
00:04:23It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:04:26You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:04:30Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:04:33I am going to sell your little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:04:40Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:04:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:04:45Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:04:48Do you understand?
00:04:49Yeah.
00:04:51I understand.
00:04:52Good.
00:04:53And you, keep practicing.
00:04:55You sound god-awful.
00:04:58The heartless fucking bastard.
00:05:14It's two of us.
00:05:16You're saying you don't remember me?
00:05:18Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:05:20No way.
00:05:22Totally.
00:05:23I love that show.
00:05:24I watched it in one sitting at, like, 2 a.m.
00:05:27This is one of my favorites.
00:05:28It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves, but I think it's one of the best ones.
00:05:32Really?
00:05:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:05:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:05:44The wand of light.
00:05:46So it does exist.
00:05:49Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:05:51It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:05:54Why not?
00:05:55We're witches.
00:05:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:05:59Why can't true love?
00:06:01I'm Lili, by the way.
00:06:04Lili Collins.
00:06:08Eric Phillips.
00:06:10Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:06:13Damn.
00:06:13He's hot.
00:06:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:06:15I deserve a little fun.
00:06:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:06:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:06:22Maybe I'll see you there.
00:06:23Maybe.
00:06:42Okay, Svinson.
00:06:44Don't fuck this up.
00:06:58Eric motherfucking Svinson.
00:07:01Excuse me?
00:07:02You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me, and you think you can sit there and act like
00:07:06nothing happened?
00:07:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:07:09Don't gaslight me, Svinson.
00:07:11I know exactly who you are.
00:07:26Do you know who she is?
00:07:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:07:42Are you nervous?
00:07:44Not at all.
00:07:47You can always vote, you know.
00:07:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:07:53Not a chance.
00:07:55I'm here to win.
00:07:57You sure?
00:07:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:08:01Oh.
00:08:02I am very focused.
00:08:07Are you guys done making Google eyes at each other, or what?
00:08:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:08:13I call.
00:08:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:08:18But don't worry.
00:08:20I'll let you go another round.
00:08:22Once I beat you.
00:08:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:08:29Eric?
00:08:49I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:08:53Eric, everyone can see.
00:08:56Do you want me to stop?
00:09:12Let him watch.
00:09:15Give him a shower.
00:09:27Wait, please don't stop.
00:09:31Use your words.
00:09:33Tell me what you want.
00:09:34I want your tongue inside me.
00:09:37Please.
00:09:37That's a good girl.
00:09:45Eric.
00:09:48Wait.
00:09:49Wait, I think I'm gonna...
00:09:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:09:57No.
00:09:58That was from him.
00:10:01Eric.
00:10:08Lucky son of a bitch.
00:10:10Beginner Lux.
00:10:11Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:10:14No can do.
00:10:15I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:10:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:10:30It is Vegas.
00:10:32Isn't that part of the fun?
00:10:45You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:10:52Hmm.
00:10:53It's very distracting.
00:10:56Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:11:01I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:11:13Eric, there are people.
00:11:15And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:11:20I should stop.
00:11:22This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:11:24You know, you were right before.
00:11:25I'm not who I say I am.
00:11:28And who out there is exactly as they present?
00:11:31But I am...
00:11:33Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:11:36For once in my life, I...
00:11:38I just want to forget about everything.
00:11:41Just live in the moment.
00:11:43And I think you...
00:11:46can help me do that.
00:11:54Remove the camouflage.
00:11:56I want you to see you.
00:11:59The real you.
00:12:01But then you'll know who I am.
00:12:03I already know who you are.
00:12:06The real you...
00:12:08wants to let go.
00:12:14No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:12:17He really wants me.
00:12:19The real me.
00:12:20Fuck.
00:12:22You are gorgeous.
00:12:26I want you, Eric.
00:12:29I need you.
00:12:34Spread your legs for me.
00:12:39Keep your eyes open.
00:12:43I want you to watch yourself come...
00:12:46all over my fingers.
00:12:52Keep your eyes open.
00:12:58I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:13:00They can if you stay quiet.
00:13:02Keep your eyes open.
00:13:04Or I'll stop.
00:13:09That's a good girl.
00:13:11Look down at my head.
00:13:17Oh my god, they hurt me.
00:13:20I can't.
00:13:21Just relax.
00:13:23I can't, Eric.
00:13:26It's okay.
00:13:27Don't think.
00:13:29Just fail.
00:13:31Tell me how you feel.
00:13:33So good.
00:13:35But I need more, Eric.
00:13:40You feel so good.
00:13:42I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:13:47It's okay.
00:13:48I'm going to make you come.
00:13:49I'll beat you there.
00:13:52I'm going to go down.
00:13:53I want you to scream my name when it comes.
00:13:56Five.
00:13:58Five.
00:14:01Two.
00:14:05Four.
00:14:07Four.
00:14:26I can't believe I just came on his hand in front of other people.
00:14:31I think this is your floor.
00:14:39I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at 8 o'clock if you decide that you want more.
00:14:45See you there.
00:14:56How does he know what floor I was on?
00:15:03So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:15:08What about you?
00:15:12I'm the responsible sister.
00:15:15The boring one, if you will.
00:15:18And I do what I'm supposed to do, follow the rules and all that good stuff.
00:15:23I don't believe you.
00:15:24I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:15:27Oh, come on.
00:15:30Come on.
00:15:32It's Vegas.
00:15:33Let me be your bad influence just for tonight.
00:15:37So, any bad ideas?
00:15:44Just one.
00:15:52What are you doing?
00:15:53No.
00:16:09No games.
00:16:11Just fuck me already.
00:16:12I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:16:14Consider me wooed.
00:16:16Then we could take it slow?
00:16:16Your lips say one thing, but your body says something else.
00:16:32Wait.
00:16:35Shit.
00:16:36I almost lost my cool.
00:16:38I gotta remember the plan.
00:16:41Oh, my God.
00:16:43I can't believe I just did that.
00:16:44That was so embarrassing.
00:16:46This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:16:47That was way too much.
00:16:49Hey.
00:16:50You're never too much.
00:16:51You don't understand, Eric.
00:16:53Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out.
00:16:57Tonight's not about your family.
00:16:58Tonight's about you.
00:17:00Remember?
00:17:00Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:17:03Do something that you want to do.
00:17:05Something no one would expect.
00:17:08Maybe he's right.
00:17:09I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:17:15For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:17:20She spotted the chapel.
00:17:22Just like I planned.
00:17:26So are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:17:29It's only temporary.
00:17:31Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:17:33The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:17:36So?
00:17:37Are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:17:40I'm ready if you're ready.
00:17:41Ah!
00:17:43Come on!
00:17:46Let's go!
00:17:52You nervous?
00:17:55Just...
00:17:55Never been married before.
00:18:04It's my sister, I need to take this.
00:18:06Oh, yeah, take your time.
00:18:08Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:18:10Hey mama, let's get some flowers for you.
00:18:12Come on.
00:18:12Let's do it.
00:18:14You need to come home.
00:18:15Now.
00:18:16I can't.
00:18:17I can't.
00:18:18Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:18:19He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:18:23He looks at me weird and really freaks me out.
00:18:25You were my big brother, E.
00:18:27I need you.
00:18:28Here.
00:18:29Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:18:30But I promise, when I come home I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:18:34Okay?
00:18:38Hey.
00:18:40Is everything okay?
00:18:42Yeah.
00:18:45Yeah, it's fine.
00:18:48You, uh...
00:18:49You sure about this?
00:18:51It's only temporary.
00:18:53Come on, we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:59Let's go.
00:19:13Hey.
00:19:14Right.
00:19:15Only temporary.
00:19:17Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:19:23But she doesn't know that.
00:19:24And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:19:28Is your sister okay?
00:19:30Is something wrong?
00:19:33Nothing's wrong.
00:19:34We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:19:37What could possibly be wrong?
00:19:40All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:19:44Let's get this show started.
00:19:46Woo!
00:19:46Woo!
00:19:47Woo!
00:19:47Woo!
00:19:59Let's get this show in the
00:20:08Shhh...
00:20:13This is it.
00:20:15I have the Wand of Light.
00:20:17The most powerful object in the world.
00:20:20If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father.
00:20:24Set secret and eye free.
00:20:32But I already betrayed her once.
00:20:51To be continued...
00:21:16I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:21:18Be back soon.
00:21:28It's only temporary.
00:21:30Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:21:32The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:21:35Hmm.
00:21:36That's weird.
00:21:37The mark should have worn off by now.
00:21:47So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:21:53No, it's complicated.
00:21:57Complicated or distracted?
00:22:00You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind her power to this family, not to play house.
00:22:06You're a Svensson.
00:22:08Act like one.
00:22:09Eric is a Svensson?
00:22:12I married my family's worst enemy?
00:22:15I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:22:17Then stop hesitating.
00:22:19If the rumors about the Wand of Light are true, we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:22:24So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then bring her to me.
00:22:30Idiot.
00:22:38He's been lying this whole time.
00:22:45I need to tell her the truth.
00:22:49You lying piece of troll shit!
00:22:52You didn't want me.
00:22:53You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:57I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:59You still lied to me, Eric.
00:23:01You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:23:03That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:23:05Okay, I did, but that was before we did all...
00:23:07You lied before, before you decided to mess with me.
00:23:09Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever.
00:23:13I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:23:14I'm trying to save mine.
00:23:15Oh, I know all about you, Svensons.
00:23:18All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want.
00:23:23I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:23:29The hand fast, Mark, it'll fade.
00:23:31Just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:23:34The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:23:36Not that part.
00:23:37Not with you.
00:23:38It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:23:41You will never, ever get the wand.
00:23:45Lily, what?
00:23:47When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again.
00:24:04So, that didn't happen.
00:24:08My older sister, Effie, told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:24:12Then a month went by.
00:24:16Then, well...
00:24:20See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:24:23It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:24:26Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:24:33Apparently, getting a hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:24:39Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:24:47I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys, nothing, not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:25:08Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:25:11So, the emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:25:16No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:25:22I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:25:50Who are you?
00:25:51What do you want with the wand of light?
00:25:54Nothing. I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:26:00Payday. Someone sent you. Who?
00:26:03I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:26:06Sorry, sweetie.
00:26:08Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:26:19No!
00:26:21No!
00:26:22No!
00:26:24Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:26:27You're in over your head.
00:26:30I'd rather die than let you take the wand.
00:26:34Suit yourself.
00:26:39Suit yourself.
00:26:48What the fuck?
00:27:03Get off me!
00:27:04She has the wand!
00:27:06I got the wand.
00:27:07I'll get the rest later.
00:27:11No!
00:27:15You are the reason I lost the wand.
00:27:18Who are you?
00:27:24The hand fast mark.
00:27:29Hello, wife.
00:27:30Miss me?
00:27:34What are you doing here?
00:27:36Well, you know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but it looks like you're
00:27:41more into bondage.
00:27:42I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:27:43Shut up!
00:27:47Look, you should be thanking me.
00:27:49I did just save your life.
00:27:50Thanking you?
00:27:51You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:27:54How did you even find me?
00:27:57Wait a minute.
00:27:59You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:28:02Maybe.
00:28:04Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:28:08Okay, first, you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghosted me for six months, and now you come in
00:28:13here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:28:18Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:28:20Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spentant schemes!
00:28:24I-I just-I need it, okay?
00:28:26It's-it's the only way that we can be free.
00:28:30Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage.
00:28:33Not yet.
00:28:34But he knows about the wand.
00:28:35If he gets a hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:28:38Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world.
00:28:41Or worse.
00:28:42No!
00:28:43Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:28:45I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:28:47It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:28:49She has the wand, that shadow thief or whatever.
00:28:53And that's your fault!
00:28:54I can get it back.
00:28:57Look, I know I don't deserve it.
00:28:58But just give me one more chance.
00:29:01I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:29:05the divorce spell.
00:29:06Please, Lili, just give me one more chance.
00:29:09Please.
00:29:10I can't trust him.
00:29:12I shouldn't.
00:29:14But my gut tells me this time it might be different.
00:29:23No.
00:29:25No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:29:28It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:29:34the wrong hands.
00:29:35And you really think after Vegas I would let you go alone to find the most powerful, magical object in
00:29:40the entire world?
00:29:42Fair.
00:29:43Uh, whatever you want.
00:29:44Lili.
00:29:46God, I hate when you call me that.
00:29:48All right, I'll call you wife.
00:29:51And you can call me whatever you want.
00:29:54Eric, husband, daddy.
00:29:56Shut up!
00:29:57Don't call me wife either.
00:29:59After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell.
00:30:01Got it?
00:30:02You're breaking my heart.
00:30:03I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:30:06Yeah, you're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:30:10We'll see.
00:30:16Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:30:21That's a ten-mile radius.
00:30:23We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:30:25Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay?
00:30:28It doesn't last long, though.
00:30:30We'll have like three or four days.
00:30:31Well, lucky for you, I already packed your bags.
00:30:36Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:30:42After this, we're done.
00:30:43You got it?
00:30:44Don't go back on your words, Benson.
00:30:46We will do the divorce spell.
00:30:48Cross my heart.
00:30:50Hope to die.
00:31:07You imagicked a car here?
00:31:10This isn't just any car.
00:31:18This is Bessie.
00:31:20You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:31:25In a car without a roof?
00:31:27I mean, if you're not comfortable...
00:31:33I could go by myself.
00:31:35If you trust me not to run away.
00:31:38Hmm.
00:31:39I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin, I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:31:46Then your chariot awaits, wife.
00:32:07Well, you've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:32:22You're Svensson.
00:32:24You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:32:26Wait, why are we turning?
00:32:27We don't have any time.
00:32:28We don't have any time.
00:32:29We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:32:31That circle is getting further and further away.
00:32:34Plus, it's getting dark.
00:32:35We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:32:36Why don't you just let me drive?
00:32:38Because you haven't slept either.
00:32:40Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:32:43What is with guys and cars?
00:32:45Jesus.
00:32:45No, I mean, literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:32:49My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:53Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:55The Svensson's like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:58Your family has issues.
00:33:00Finally.
00:33:01Something we can agree on.
00:33:03Was this your plan all along?
00:33:05To make me feel bad for you because your family's evil,
00:33:07so I get all ooey-gooey and forget about the divorce?
00:33:11Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:33:13Yeah.
00:33:14Okay.
00:33:27You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off
00:33:30more than you already have,
00:33:32then you do not even want to imagine
00:33:33the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:33:40I promise no funny business.
00:33:44Pinky promise.
00:34:04Good night to you two.
00:34:20In Vegas, you said you had a sister, right?
00:34:30She didn't ask her to be a Svensson.
00:34:32She didn't ask her to be a Svensson.
00:34:33She's different than us.
00:34:35Better.
00:34:36Not like you?
00:34:38No.
00:34:40Not like me.
00:34:42But you already know that.
00:34:43I'm not like bear.
00:34:43Yeah.
00:34:46No.
00:34:51No.
00:35:00No.
00:35:02No.
00:35:03No.
00:35:08Okay.
00:35:09No.
00:35:10No.
00:35:11No.
00:35:11No.
00:35:11No.
00:35:34Good morning, wife.
00:35:37I told you not to call me.
00:35:55You were saying something?
00:35:58What?
00:36:01How did you know I was awake?
00:36:04The husband always knows.
00:36:13Well, if you don't mind, I'm gonna shower.
00:36:17No peeking.
00:36:22Cross my heart.
00:36:25Hope to die.
00:36:33I need to get a grip.
00:36:35Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:36:40I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:53I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:37:09Look.
00:37:10I'm so close.
00:37:15Okay.
00:37:16That's it, Lily.
00:37:18Be a good girl.
00:37:20And come for me.
00:37:28Are you ready?
00:37:33Oh, Eric.
00:37:48You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:52I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:37:55Well, I'll think about me.
00:37:57God, you are so full of yourself.
00:38:00Do I know what I heard?
00:38:02Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:38:04Mom.
00:38:07Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:38:14And you came so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:38:19I think about those times a lot.
00:38:22Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:38:49You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:38:52It's on a need to know basis.
00:38:54Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:58I am your wife after all.
00:39:00Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:39:02Funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you.
00:39:05I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:39:09So all I am is a mistake.
00:39:10If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get hand fast married.
00:39:14Obviously that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:39:19Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:39:24See, there you go again.
00:39:26Always worried about what your family wants.
00:39:28It's never about what you want.
00:39:29I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:39:32If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:39:35Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:39:38That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:39:42You ever think of that?
00:39:44Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:39:46Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:39:48Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:40:09I'm gonna get some coffee.
00:40:10It's being dark. You really think you should be alone?
00:40:13So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:40:20Fine. Just don't take too long.
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:25You got her in the car or what?
00:40:27Who?
00:40:28Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:40:30The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:40:35You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:40:37You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that.
00:40:40Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:40:43What's the end game here?
00:40:45You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:40:48What does she have to do with it?
00:40:49Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:52I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:40:56When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:41:01And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:41:05So you just want to use her?
00:41:07Like you use mom?
00:41:08Like you're using your own daughter.
00:41:10This is not a request, boy.
00:41:13Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:41:17Your magic, everything.
00:41:19And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:41:33This isn't right.
00:41:34The trail should still be here.
00:41:37Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:41:39Yeah, thank you.
00:41:41Wait, how did you know my...
00:41:43You.
00:41:47But the map said that...
00:41:49That's cute.
00:41:51You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:58That wand is mine.
00:42:03Not anymore, it's not.
00:42:04And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:42:08Employer?
00:42:11Hold still.
00:42:12This will only hurt a bit.
00:42:14No, stop!
00:42:15Stop!
00:42:23Get away from her!
00:42:28Eric, the wand!
00:42:42My magic.
00:42:43She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:42:46You're okay.
00:42:46I got you.
00:42:47You're okay.
00:42:48You're okay.
00:42:49You're okay.
00:42:51I don't understand.
00:42:53The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:42:56What did she want with my powers?
00:42:58The thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:43:01She can't have gone far.
00:43:02We'll find her.
00:43:03Lay load for now.
00:43:04Eric, stop the car!
00:43:05I can't breathe!
00:43:07Okay.
00:43:18Look at me.
00:43:19Look at me.
00:43:20You're okay.
00:43:21You're okay.
00:43:21Just breathe.
00:43:22I got you.
00:43:23You're safe.
00:43:25I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric.
00:43:29I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:43:31Not while I'm breathing.
00:43:45I still hate you.
00:43:48If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:53This doesn't change anything.
00:43:55It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:58Once we get the wand, and we do the divorce spell,
00:44:02and we forget each other existed.
00:44:08Is that what you want, Lily?
00:44:11You wanna forget how good I make you feel?
00:44:14You wanna forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:44:18who can make you feel this way?
00:44:23Eric.
00:44:26Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:44:34We can't do this.
00:44:38This is what goes wrong between us.
00:44:39We can't make that mistake again.
00:44:41We have a job to do, Eric.
00:44:43Let's get the wand.
00:44:45That's it.
00:44:46And then what?
00:44:48You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:51We do the divorce spell.
00:44:52And we never see each other again.
00:44:54right now.
00:45:12I just want to lock up.
00:45:15I am so glad I'm with you who's trying to hold down.
00:45:17It's crazy.
00:45:17It's so bad.
00:45:19What do we want?
00:45:20How did you today?
00:45:23How did you简 free of New Jersey?
00:45:24You who's one of our couples?
00:45:26Smells like fresh baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:45:35I should have known, it's a Satyr's Inn, that spell.
00:45:41An almond and habitus smell.
00:45:44It's woven into places like this where it cumbles.
00:45:49You mean orgies?
00:45:51Satyrs are the horniest bastards in the lone world.
00:45:55It lowers any fear, doubt, shame, grits of your deepest desires.
00:46:02Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:46:15You don't.
00:46:17I'm trying not to.
00:46:36The spell doesn't create desire.
00:46:40It lets go of the lies.
00:46:43It tells us what we really want.
00:46:45What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:47It matters in here.
00:46:49I don't.
00:46:50I don't.
00:46:50Tell me what you really want, you can say goodbye and go our separate ways, or you can tell me
00:46:58you want this, you want me, tell me to stay, stay here, please, god what is this, is this just
00:47:13the magic word, no, it's not the spell,
00:47:20it's freedom, even if you're the outside world doesn't matter, just you, and me, I shouldn't want this, I know,
00:47:32I shouldn't be doing this, or this, be able to share with, to the most respected family of the whole
00:47:45rich world, you definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy,
00:47:51tonight, you're with the ear, to the Sherwood family, who are you, I want you Eric, I need you, tell
00:48:06me who you are,
00:48:08Lily, close, but not quite, tonight, tell me who you are, your wife,
00:48:45this doesn't change anything, I know,
00:48:49we can have tonight, and then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside,
00:48:54sure, I'll go back to being my bad self, and you can go back to pretending to be a good
00:48:59little witch,
00:49:01excuse me,
00:49:02don't deny, Lily, Sherwood, Svenson, I know I'm kind of dork, naughty thoughts you have,
00:49:10I don't, it's okay to be bad, you don't have to pretend,
00:49:19I don't, huh,
00:49:23you know, just because I have half my magic, doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight,
00:49:40now you're gonna sit there, like a good little witch,
00:49:51and I'm gonna do whatever I want to you,
00:50:03I don't remember packing that lingerie,
00:50:05close your eyes,
00:50:08Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy,
00:50:15I'm being properly motivated not to move,
00:50:22see how long it takes you to break,
00:50:24for you I could stay here forever,
00:50:27pretty to think so,
00:50:29why don't we test that little theory,
00:50:32we're playing a dangerous game,
00:50:35all you have to do is admit that I win,
00:50:40I'll let you fuck me,
00:50:42I'll even let you come wherever you want,
00:50:49you can come here,
00:50:53or here,
00:50:56I'll even let you come in here,
00:51:01God,
00:51:03come on,
00:51:05I know you wanna,
00:51:06just admit,
00:51:08I'm right,
00:51:10fine,
00:51:12you win,
00:51:13oh, what was fast?
00:51:15you hurt me,
00:51:17oh,
00:51:26so what's my prize?
00:51:30I could torture you like you did me,
00:51:36but I want to be inside you,
00:51:38I want to feel you squeeze me tight,
00:51:42then take me to bed,
00:51:43husband,
00:51:47call me that again,
00:51:50you want me to fuck you,
00:51:52husband?
00:51:53yeah,
00:51:54fuck me,
00:52:03tell me a story,
00:52:06like the ones you did in Vegas,
00:52:09I've got a story about,
00:52:11my pet goat Gilmore,
00:52:13and how he got stuck on a magic carpet,
00:52:17or this story about,
00:52:19how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll,
00:52:21using only red images,
00:52:25I already know about your family,
00:52:29I want to know about you,
00:52:32what's it like to be a Svensson heir,
00:52:35you want the insider info,
00:52:38you tell me yours,
00:52:39I'll tell you mine,
00:52:40you're gonna tell me how wonderful it was,
00:52:43growing up as a beloved,
00:52:45and blessed Sherwood,
00:52:50is that what you think being a show,
00:52:51what is like,
00:52:53is that what you think being a show,
00:52:55what is like,
00:52:56all fun and rainbows,
00:52:58yeah,
00:52:58everybody loves your family,
00:53:00that's not true,
00:53:01Eric,
00:53:02there are so many people,
00:53:03who would love it,
00:53:04if we just disappeared,
00:53:06my mother has been shouldering,
00:53:07all that responsibility,
00:53:08and pressure for decades,
00:53:10and next year,
00:53:11I will be the head witch in charge,
00:53:14everyone's counting on me,
00:53:15to do the right thing,
00:53:16like eat your fruits and veggies,
00:53:17like spending my whole childhood,
00:53:19being told that the whole world,
00:53:21depended on me,
00:53:23like never bothering,
00:53:25to have any hopes,
00:53:26or dreams,
00:53:27because my whole life,
00:53:29was planned for me,
00:53:29from the very start,
00:53:30before I was even born,
00:53:32I'm always doing the right thing,
00:53:33for the family,
00:53:34I was never allowed,
00:53:35to even think,
00:53:36of doing the wrong thing,
00:53:38I couldn't be tired,
00:53:40I couldn't be scared,
00:53:41I couldn't be angry,
00:53:42one mistake,
00:53:43and my family,
00:53:44loses everything,
00:53:45that they've ever worked for,
00:53:46if this whole world,
00:53:47fades to black,
00:53:48it's because I,
00:53:49messed up,
00:53:50it's because I didn't do a good job,
00:53:55I don't think I've ever,
00:53:56said that out loud before,
00:53:58I'm glad you did,
00:54:01your turn,
00:54:03growing up,
00:54:04Svinson was,
00:54:06a little different,
00:54:08the old man,
00:54:09likes to say,
00:54:09I was,
00:54:10the first of his disappointments,
00:54:13I guess it's good,
00:54:15at least I was first,
00:54:16at something,
00:54:18I didn't care,
00:54:19about disappointing him,
00:54:20I just wanted,
00:54:21to get away from him,
00:54:23I had it all planned out,
00:54:24when,
00:54:25I turned 16,
00:54:26I'd leave,
00:54:27change my name,
00:54:28and the Svinson bloodline,
00:54:29would die with me,
00:54:30my mom died,
00:54:31when Secret was born,
00:54:35my dad used her,
00:54:36against me,
00:54:38every day since,
00:54:45I'm so sorry,
00:54:46Eric,
00:54:46I,
00:54:48I shouldn't have asked,
00:54:51it's okay,
00:54:52Svinsons have always,
00:54:53lived in the Sherwood shadows,
00:54:56we are the shadows,
00:55:00all you do is shine,
00:55:01all you do is shine,
00:55:11you always ask me,
00:55:13what I want,
00:55:15what do you want,
00:55:17Eric?
00:55:20You'd hate me,
00:55:21if I told you,
00:55:23I mean,
00:55:24more than you already do,
00:55:27I don't hate you,
00:55:30I never did,
00:56:06Eric,
00:56:07something's wrong,
00:56:08dad's,
00:56:09visitors,
00:56:10a bunch of old guys,
00:56:11I don't know who they are,
00:56:12he made me play piano,
00:56:14for them,
00:56:14like some kind of dress up doll,
00:56:16it's like freaking me out,
00:56:23Eric,
00:56:24are you safe?
00:56:29Eric,
00:56:30are you safe?
00:56:31Now,
00:56:33all those weird old men,
00:56:35left last night,
00:56:36and,
00:56:37and I hexed my door,
00:56:38so no one could get in,
00:56:39don't let anyone in,
00:56:40dad tries to get you,
00:56:41to play with any of those,
00:56:42weird old men just,
00:56:43I know,
00:56:44I'll just,
00:56:45do what he says,
00:56:47I always do,
00:56:49I'm so sick of this E,
00:56:51what if he actually does,
00:56:52make me marry one of those guys?
00:56:53I'm never gonna let that happen,
00:56:55alright?
00:56:56Look,
00:56:57I'm close to getting,
00:56:58the wand of light,
00:57:00the wand of light?
00:57:02Like,
00:57:03the one from the fairy tales?
00:57:05You can't,
00:57:06tell dad,
00:57:07secret,
00:57:08when I get the wand,
00:57:09be ready for my call,
00:57:11I have a plan.
00:57:12I barely know basic spells,
00:57:16I don't know if,
00:57:17you can,
00:57:18I know you can,
00:57:20the time is right,
00:57:21you'll be ready.
00:57:29call and it,
00:57:48filling up Bessie,
00:57:49meet me downstairs,
00:57:50when you're ready.
00:58:00Oh my god,
00:58:02why do you and mom always do that?
00:58:05A bit high strung,
00:58:06aren't you sis?
00:58:08I was just in the middle of thinking.
00:58:10Yeah,
00:58:11and going by your aura,
00:58:12I can guess about who,
00:58:14very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:58:17Aw,
00:58:17yeah,
00:58:18well you and your little aura reading,
00:58:19can go jump in a lake.
00:58:20Oh,
00:58:21aren't we feisty this morning?
00:58:23Your super hot hubby isn't around,
00:58:25I'm guessing?
00:58:26Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:58:28I know all the best places to hide a body,
00:58:30by the way.
00:58:32I'm Pauline Effie.
00:58:34I know all about Eric Spenson.
00:58:36I'm not stupid.
00:58:38And when we get the wand back,
00:58:39You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:42We will.
00:58:43And when we do,
00:58:45we'll do the divorce spell,
00:58:46this mark will be gone.
00:58:49I'll go home and
00:58:51marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:58:56It's not fair, you know.
00:58:58I know I'm the last person who should be saying that,
00:59:01because it's not like I can change it.
00:59:03But it's not.
00:59:06It's just the way it goes, right?
00:59:08There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want,
00:59:11and be a good heir.
00:59:15Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:59:19That's fine.
00:59:20It's what it means to be a Sherwood.
00:59:23Just remember,
00:59:24repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:59:28All right.
00:59:30Whatever you say, sis,
00:59:31you know best.
00:59:34I know.
00:59:35Give everyone a hug from me.
00:59:37Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:59:48Last night was the last time.
00:59:50After today, we're done.
00:59:53If I say that enough times,
00:59:55maybe I'll finally believe it.
01:00:05I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
01:00:09My family's magic is dying.
01:00:12My father's been cashing in on broken promises for years.
01:00:15But he holds most of the power,
01:00:17and me and Sieg, we just get to scratch.
01:00:18That's how he controls us.
01:00:22If I could use the wand just once,
01:00:24I could take his power away from the grave.
01:00:27I'm not trying to ruin your family.
01:00:28I'm trying to save mine.
01:00:30It's the only way that we can be free.
01:00:34That's what you meant by
01:00:36trying to save your family.
01:00:38I was going to tell you the night before.
01:00:39I was going to tell you the truth.
01:00:41And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand
01:00:44just once.
01:00:45And then I would do whatever you want.
01:00:47Get a divorce.
01:00:49Leave you alone.
01:00:50Forever.
01:00:52Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:55Why didn't you tell me that morning?
01:00:57Maybe things could have been different.
01:01:00I would have asked you to stay.
01:01:03It's a nice idea,
01:01:05but our families have been at war
01:01:07since the beginning of time.
01:01:09Maybe if we were different people,
01:01:12we have different lives,
01:01:15this would have worked.
01:01:17Maybe we can do it.
01:01:19Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:01:22A witch can hope.
01:01:30What?
01:01:32Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:01:34Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:48Wait, I'm driving.
01:01:50Hold over.
01:02:10You have got to be kidding me.
01:02:18End of the line, witches.
01:02:22End of the line, witches.
01:02:41End of the line, witches.
01:02:42Eric!
01:02:45Eric!
01:02:48No!
01:02:50No!
01:02:53Can't help him!
01:02:55Oh, no!
01:03:06Now's not a good time, old man.
01:03:08Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:03:12You...
01:03:14You sit the shadow thief?
01:03:16Of course I sit her.
01:03:18Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:03:30Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:03:35But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:42Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:57You said you needed her alive.
01:03:59The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:04:01I've reconsidered.
01:04:02Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:04:08Debts won't matter.
01:04:09The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:04:12And as for the girl, well, I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:04:17I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:04:21Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:04:25You're welcome.
01:04:29Go to hell, old man.
01:04:40Take it!
01:04:43No!
01:04:46Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:54I can take Dad's magic.
01:04:56End him.
01:04:58Finally be free.
01:05:03Get off my wife!
01:05:12You'll pay for that, witch!
01:05:25This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:05:32Hey, I've got you.
01:05:34You didn't run.
01:05:36You're kidding?
01:05:37I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:44Eric!
01:05:45You can't get rid of me that easily.
01:05:47No, no, no, no, no.
01:05:48Stay with me.
01:05:49Eric!
01:05:50Oh, my God.
01:05:52Eric, no, no, no, no, no.
01:05:53Stay with me.
01:05:53Oh, my God.
01:05:56I can't save you.
01:05:58I don't have my powers.
01:06:00Why didn't you run?
01:06:02You could have saved yourself.
01:06:05I've been saving myself my whole life.
01:06:09I thought I'd try something new.
01:06:12You idiot.
01:06:13You stupid, stupid idiot.
01:06:15You stupid, stupid idiot.
01:06:16Yeah.
01:06:19But I'm your idiot.
01:06:27You did the devil's spell.
01:06:29I have promised.
01:06:31Now you're free.
01:06:35I don't want to be free.
01:06:38I don't want to be free.
01:06:41I want to be with you.
01:06:43Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:45Safe from my father.
01:06:47Safe from all of it.
01:06:51You know, those days in Vegas,
01:06:56were the best three days of my life.
01:06:58All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:07:03I love you.
01:07:05I love you, too.
01:07:08I love you.
01:07:09I love you.
01:07:11Eric.
01:07:35The wand of light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:45Please, please, please.
01:07:56Eric, please.
01:08:00Lily.
01:08:12You absolute moron.
01:08:17You absolute moron.
01:08:19Be gentle. I was dead for like ten seconds.
01:08:24You're alive.
01:08:26That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole.
01:08:30I thought I was doing something noble, something cool.
01:08:34Did the wand give you your power back?
01:08:38My mom used to say that the wand's user grants it its deepest desire.
01:08:42I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:46What did you want?
01:08:48You.
01:08:52Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:54You know, I thought I heard something, but I was bleeding out.
01:09:04Maybe you could say it again?
01:09:09Maybe you could say it again.
01:09:13I love you, Eric Spencer.
01:09:18That's my girl.
01:09:24Let's go.
01:09:26Let's go.
01:09:27Let's go.
01:09:47Let's go.
01:09:48Let's go.
01:09:51Let's go.
01:09:55Let's go.
01:10:05Let's go.
01:10:09Let's go.
01:10:17Ah.
01:10:19I put a barrier around this whole house. It's impossible. There's no way you should be able to be in
01:10:24here.
01:10:24There's always a loophole. Hold me in.
01:10:29Secret, you ungrateful brat. How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:35Really, Dad? Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:39You ungrateful little pests!
01:10:48You're powerless now, old man. The magic's gone. Forever.
01:11:06Eric, Aldous, Svensson, release me this instant! That is an order!
01:11:13You can handle it from here, right?
01:11:15His powers are gone. It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:11:19You ungrateful little brats. Both of you will pay for this!
01:11:23You will both pay for this!
01:11:29Yeah, yeah. Talk soon, pups.
01:11:31We're gonna hit the road.
01:11:32I said get back here. I said get back here!
01:11:36Get back here! Please don't do this, you little...
01:11:38Don't do this!
01:12:03Don't do this!
01:12:05that sounds ominous
01:12:08just so happens that
01:12:09there's another full moon tonight
01:12:12Leona Sherwood
01:12:14are you asking me
01:12:16to hand fast marry you
01:12:18yeah
01:12:20I think I am
01:12:21Eric Spenson
01:12:23well we better hurry
01:12:24if we're going to take the wand of light home
01:12:26and make it back in time to the hunk of hunk of wedding chapel of love
01:12:30I wonder if they have the same office
01:12:32I sure hope so
01:12:34but if we're going to get hand fast married again
01:12:36no more secrets this time
01:12:39so is there anything you want to come clean about now
01:12:42soon to be again husband
01:12:45there is one thing
01:12:49you might want to buckle up
01:12:51we're about to go super speed
01:12:53Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time
01:12:56you didn't tell me to make our trip last longer
01:12:59didn't you
01:13:00you know me so well
01:13:01soon to be again wife
01:13:05do you want to share wood
01:13:07will you marry me
01:13:09and not because of some spell
01:13:11or because it's your duty
01:13:14but because you want to
01:13:18yes I will
01:13:29ready
01:13:30hell yeah
01:13:34sounds of aknock
01:13:35I'm
01:13:53also
01:13:54I'll see you next year
01:13:54I'm
01:13:54I'm
01:13:54I'm
01:13:54I'm
01:13:55I'm exceptions with you
01:14:05You
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