00:00I
00:57The bullet train is here.
01:00As if you mortals can be saved with one little squeeze.
01:09Kill me and I shall be replaced by another.
01:15And another.
01:18And another still.
01:22You cannot point that pet gun of yours at all demon kind.
01:35And wherever you are not looking, is where the greatest threat shall be.
01:43One at a time we shall seize the treasures of your life as spoils.
01:50And leave all the emptiness and despair.
01:55My last gifts to you.
02:01Just don't forget to wrap them puta-cloths.
02:04By the way, Hotspur.
02:09How is your dear sweet paw?
02:15Is he hanging there?
02:17Fuck you!
02:21Fuck you!
02:24Fuck you!
02:45Bye!
02:47Shit!
03:10No!
03:16Oh, God.
03:19No.
03:26Polar!
03:30Wait! No!
04:11Let's go!
04:42Let's go!
05:05Let's go!
05:27Come on!
05:31Let's go!
05:33Ah, ha, ha, ha!
05:43Uggghh!
05:44Now, you serious.
05:47Aaaaah!
05:49Uggh!
06:05You let my uncle go now, stranger.
06:08And maybe I will blow your head off nicely.
06:19Let her go, but can't you see the little peach is coming on to me?
06:26Come on to this, pendejo.
06:32Demon hunter, your bullets have no bite, no penetration.
06:41You need more thrust!
06:49That was just the appetizer hot spur, a taste of what's in store.
06:56So you know my name?
06:58And you don't know me's, call me Fleming.
07:02Oh, you're not going to get pouty over one little blonde bombshell?
07:08Tell you what?
07:10You can have the girl back, good as new, if you atone for your sins against me for straying
07:17my legion of demons.
07:19Admit that you challenged a greater power and lost.
07:25Admit that your endowments will never measure up to my own.
07:32I will admit you're a fucking asshole.
07:35How's that, Fleming?
07:38So be it.
07:39A place for Paula has now been set at my table, mortal.
07:45You cannot have her back now.
07:47But come to my castle in the underworld, and you could still join in our revels.
07:55Such a tempting offer.
07:57I do love a party.
07:59Maybe we could play pong.
08:02Or two shots.
08:14I would say, you slay me, Hotspur.
08:18But you don't.
08:20You can't.
08:20Give hands.
08:21Now say goodbye to Paula.
08:24She has a lot of dying to do, and coming back to life, and dying some more.
08:31I like to keep my mistress's guessing.
08:36Yes, help her!
08:38Because in the meantime, I'll be helping myself.
09:12You know, G, just because the highway to the Underworld is stretched out before us doesn't mean we have to
09:17-
09:17Is there a problem, Johnson?
09:18Well, I'm just saying, demons are buttholes. You really wouldn't like it there.
09:25Says the former demon. What's wrong? Lost your spine?
09:29Okay, okay, look. If you want to go to the Underworld, good on you. But you don't know that place.
09:35Look, look what they did to me. A few little transgressions and now I'm doomed to an eternity of heavy
09:41metal jokes and posing for pirate flags. It's only worse for mortals.
09:46Then all the more reason to go. They have it, Paola. So the way I see it, you are either
09:51with me or you're not.
09:54No!
09:55No!
10:03Get on.
10:04Alright.
10:07Vamanos! The Underworld lies just beyond the sound barrier.
10:12How do you know? That's like super classified demon information.
10:17Not according to the internet.
10:20Not according to the internet.
10:46That's a little Lance.
10:48Be a time to put on your hands.
11:03OPPO is a stealthy new era, isn't it?
11:05You have to look on your face.
11:05Here, is an ad relacion barrier.
11:05Make a difference between the lighting and the light.
11:06You're a stealth اور mobile hands.
11:06Your weapon can't soon be tied as long as possible.
11:07You're a protective member of the person's target.
11:11Two new convinces.
11:12Yeah, I was playing with these systems.
11:15How do you see?
11:15What came through cultural damage
11:16and you can find the time when you look.
11:37This is your old barrio, right, Johnson?
11:39Then you can be my tour guide.
11:41Me? But I quit the whole demon thing ages ago, and really, my memory's absolute rubbish.
11:47Oh, I'm sure it will come back to you in no time.
11:51Relax, amigo. This is going to be an adventure. Our very own road movie.
11:57And the best part is, you never know what's waiting around the bend.
12:29You never know what's looking like.
12:33Let's work.
12:41You like what you see?
12:43Ha ha ha! Que magnifique!
12:46Where is Felix's castle?
12:55Well, it won't be on this side of the door.
13:07All right, let's start this road movie with some road kill!
13:14That's right, G. Don't let all that peace and quiet push you around.
13:19Huh. When did they run the other way?
13:31Johnson, what the hell is that thing?
13:33Holy cow! I don't believe it!
13:35Willy! That's one-eyed William!
13:43Friend of yours?
13:44Are you kidding?
13:45William is my aunt's first husband's adopted son from the Ukraine!
13:49Then you're practically brothers.
13:55I can't see shit up ahead.
13:57The underworld be a shadowy place.
14:00Anyway, not a problem. Take a look over there.
14:03You see that lamp?
14:04Hanging on the wall?
14:05I can light that up for you.
14:07The light shard. Of course.
14:08Give it a try, G.
14:18There! Did I brighten your day?
14:20What can I say, Johnson?
14:21You are the right tool for every job.
14:24So when do I get to light up some demons?
14:27I'm sure you'll have your chance.
14:28They hate my light shot.
14:30Leave a nasty rash.
14:51Walter, please.
14:53Yeah, my friend.
14:5725 years old.
14:58I'm scared.
14:58I'm scared.
14:59I'll get you out here.
15:10His demons are not very talkative.
15:12What have they got to talk about?
15:14Once your soul rolls into town, that's it.
15:16You're damned.
15:17And Fleming doesn't let anybody off the hook.
15:19He sounds like a real dick, Tater.
15:35Johnson, why is there a goat head hanging on the wall?
15:38Oh, well, everybody knows that goats are a source of light.
15:42Right, of course.
15:50Poor tyke.
15:51Most new arrivals in the underworld are condemned to guard doors like this for the first hundred years.
16:01Garcia?
16:04Paula?
16:06Come back!
16:14Paula!
16:15Easy, G.
16:16This place is full of deceptions and dirty tricks.
16:29Is that a floating?
16:31Strawberry!
16:32Oh, gimme, gimme, gimme!
16:33Oh, these things are like demon catnip.
16:35When I was little...
16:35Johnson!
16:36Do I take this strawberry?
16:38Yes!
16:38Jeez!
16:39Excuse me for having a little fruit fantasy.
17:10Let's see.
17:24Hey!
17:25Don't you dare give my strawberry to that sprog on the door!
17:30No!
17:31Gee, you berry squanderer!
17:41Ah, drinks!
17:42At least there's one good thing about the underworld.
17:45What?
17:45Liver damage?
17:46That's the beauty of it.
17:47In the underworld, you don't die from drinks.
17:50They unkill people here.
17:52What?
17:58Oh!
18:03Oh!
18:05Oh!
18:08Oh!
18:09Oh!
18:10Oh!
18:12Oh!
18:12Oh!
18:13Oh!
18:23Paula?
18:27Paula?
18:35Ah, what is this, Mia?
18:49Uh-oh, I was afraid of this.
18:52What? Why is it suddenly getting dark?
18:54This isn't ordinary darkness. If you stay in it too long, it'll suck the life out of you.
19:00Quick! Use the light shot on the goat head!
19:03You can't stay in the darkness like this. It eats away the flesh of mortals!
19:09The goat head, hurry! Hit it with the light shot!
19:14No!
19:34If I have to fuck a horse to unlock a door, huh?
19:38Uh-huh!
19:40Uh-huh!
19:46Uh-huh!
19:50Uh-huh!
19:52Uh-huh!
19:52Uh-huh!
19:53Uh-huh!
19:55Paula?
19:56Is that you?
19:57I can't see for shit!
19:59Ahem!
20:00If only there were some way to shed light on the situation!
20:03Don't mock me, bitch!
20:07Ahem!
20:22The Nus-
20:23Oh, my God.
20:56Oh, my God.
21:11Themselves. It's once for dinner.
21:34Oh, my God.
21:46Let's go.
22:14I don't know.
22:44I don't know.
23:11I don't know.
23:48I don't know.
23:51And this time there's no goat to save us.
23:59Quick, the door, run through the door
24:04Ah, much better
24:13No darkness and dare I say it, no demons
24:36What the fuck, why won't this demon die?
24:39Don't waste ammo, the darkness is protecting it
24:42Only the light shot can burn that protection away
25:04Paula? Is that you? I can't see for shit
25:07Ahem, if only there were some way to shed light on the situation
25:12Don't mock me, bitch
25:36I can't see for shit
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