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00:04sorry i what's got you so focused you forgot how to walk
00:10get back i give it back beg me
00:20get off me nerd
00:28don't laugh shut the hell up
00:39go pick that ball up or i'm gonna make you regret it
00:50let him go oh come on marcus you mess with him every day now you're playing hero
00:57only i get to bully him
01:01touch him again and i'll twist your head off and use it as a soccer ball
01:07you okay mind your own business he's right this is all your fault and now you're acting like some
01:12hero marcus listen to me the person i hate most in this world
01:18is you
01:22lucas i bully you because i fucking like you
01:31lucas you're home i made you your favorite
01:34hot cocoa spare me the fake nice i know what you're doing
01:38you you know you're trying to win me over but let me make this clear
01:42you will never be the lady of this house
01:48what the hell is that were you trying to poison me
01:58your father won't marry me because of you if you're alive i'll never inherit his fortune
02:04so i have to get rid of you
02:06if my dad finds out you tried to hurt me he'll never marry a psycho like you
02:11too bad you won't get the chance to tell him
02:14die
02:21marcus what are you doing here i came down the chimney
02:23lucas i need to explain why i mess with you
02:42let go of me
02:55okay either i'm dead or i blacked out at a renaissance fair
02:59what are you a flying paper cut
03:02ah our prince charming is finally awake i am the guardian sprite of fairy tales
03:06you awaken me so i brought you into this storybook
03:13oh my god i look like a rejected disney extra
03:17why am i dressed like prince chanam's cousin who sells essential oils
03:21how can i leave this ridiculous place
03:25your highness the king commands you to depart at once to marry the princess snow white of the neighboring kingdom
03:30snow white absolutely not i'm gay i'm not about to drag some innocent girl into a straight marriage starter pack
03:37that's emotional terrorism
03:40you have got to be kidding me
03:42good morning princess snow white sleep well
03:46i'm a guy do you see the stubble the adam's apple the entire male anatomagy package
03:50hmm yeah that's not supposed to happen
03:54okay looks like we've got a role assignment error
03:57let me file a ticket with fairy tale tech support
04:01oh great so how long is the wait time three business centuries
04:04why won't this thing come off i want men's clothes pants a hoodie literally anything with sleeves that aren't made
04:11in
04:11can't your character is snow white snow white has a dress it's in the contract
04:16i never signed anything
04:18you did you just didn't read the terms and conditions
04:20like everyone else
04:22look you got unlimited dresses fresh options daily
04:26it's basically princess netflix
04:31no no no no stop
04:33all right
04:34ready to meet your prince charming
04:36he'll be here soon
04:37to marry you
04:39what i'm straight i don't like men
04:41tell me how to get out of this nightmare
04:43easy you just have to truly fall in love with prince charming
04:46you're insane
04:49you inherited your father's heroic masculinity
04:53princess the queen request your presence
04:59what is it oh my god lucas you're snow white
05:06this is amazing the evil queen yeah that tracks you're dressed like a walking jewelry store afraid people might miss
05:14how greedy you are
05:15oh my dear lucas in here i'm the queen i have everything and honestly i'm in love with this place
05:24and you are the key back to reality so if i want to stay here i'll have to kill you
05:32you're sure he's the coldest killer in the kingdom
05:37yes your majesty
05:39he's the infamous hunter nicknamed
05:41mr alpha male
05:42i hate women
05:43especially women prettier than me
05:45so snow white the most beautiful cannot be allowed to live
05:52leave your snow white to me
06:06die snow white
06:13snow white is a man
06:16a man and he's hot
06:20who the hell are you
06:23i'm your secret lover
06:26snow white's taste is a felony
06:28i get it
06:29you're the queen's assassin
06:31she sent you to kill me
06:32she told me to eliminate you
06:34she just forgot to mention you're a man
06:36and exactly my type
06:39i've changed my mind
06:41a face like yours
06:43i couldn't possibly pull the trigger
06:47you don't come any closer
06:48the entire palace is under the queen's control
06:51she won't stop until you're dead
06:53but i can protect you
06:55whether you come with me
06:56is your choice
06:58you
06:59protect me
07:00that's right
07:01i'm the coldest killer alive
07:03mr alpha male
07:05he actually let that little trot escape
07:08issue a kingdom-wide manhunt now
07:12a princess with an adam's apple
07:14chest hair shouldn't be hard to spot
07:18for the last time i am not marrying snow white
07:20i only want lucas
07:21your highness
07:22bad news
07:23snow white has gone missing
07:25missing
07:26perfect
07:27this snow white has a suspicious amount of testosterone
07:30wait
07:31snow white is lucas
07:38i can't run anymore
07:43hide
07:47i'll go distract them
07:48you head east
07:50and find your fiancee
07:51prince charming
07:52he will protect you
07:54but what about you
07:55don't worry
07:56i'm a mr alpha male
07:57a few guards can't hurt me
08:00remember
08:01never enter the enchanted forest
08:03there are seven total psychos in there
08:05nobody who goes in ever makes it out alive
08:11damn
08:12he's handsome
08:13too bad he doesn't like men
08:15wait
08:16does he actually like men or not
08:18hey
08:19you ugly freaks
08:21come and catch me
08:25damn this dress
08:27damn the queen
08:29damn this fairy tale
08:35princess snow white
08:36her majesty request your return to the palace
08:40and what if i say no
08:42then you'll suffer a little
08:48marcus
08:49what the hell is this jerk doing here
08:51as long as i'm here
08:52nobody can lay a finger on him
08:54someone thinks a little too highly of themselves
09:02what are you doing
09:04stop it
09:05behold the unstoppable secret technique
09:07tickle attack
09:15are you okay
09:18you're wearing a prince's uniform
09:21you're prince charming
09:24no no no
09:25if you're prince charming i'd rather die or stuck here forever
09:28lucas still hates me
09:30i should hide my identity for now
09:32and give him time
09:33i'm not
09:36i'm not prince charming
09:37i'm his half brother
09:39prince charging
09:40prince
09:41prince charging
09:43what the hell is that
09:44look
09:44bright enough to light a whole kingdom
09:46that's why they call me prince charging
09:50even your horse looks gay as hell
09:54i'm heading to find my brother prince charming
09:56why don't we go together
09:57no thanks
09:59there are wild beasts around here
10:00it's dangerous alone
10:01well
10:02even if i'm wearing this stupid dress
10:04i'm still a man
10:05i'm not afraid of any beasts
10:14so
10:15want to reconsider my offer
10:16and just so you know
10:18there's more than one snake out here
10:20damn it
10:21i might actually need this jerk to protect me
10:24fine
10:25whatever
10:30stop
10:31in broad daylight
10:32what are you doing
10:34fixing my shirt
10:36what did you think
10:39damn
10:40his body is actually amazing
10:43if you want to look
10:44you can be bold
10:45i'd be honored if my muscles have your approval
10:49who's looking
10:50narcissist
10:52then do you want to touch them
10:55what
10:56what are you doing
10:59i know you want me to
11:01i don't
11:05kissing a man
11:06actually
11:08feels pretty good
11:21baby open up a little more
11:23no
11:27come on
11:28no marcus
11:30oh
11:36thank god it was just a dream
11:37lucas lucas
11:39get a grip
11:40you're straight
11:41stop having stupid dreams like that
11:44and the guys you hate the most
11:45i'm straight
11:47i'm straight
11:50being queen feels wonderful
11:52even my hair is smoother than before
11:54this is
11:56my hair
11:59what happened to my hair
12:01wow
12:01this means snow white and prince charming have met
12:04what
12:05from now on
12:06every time their relationship grows a little deeper
12:09you'll lose another patch of hair
12:11and when they truly fall in love
12:13your head will become one perfectly smooth boiled egg
12:18no
12:19lucas
12:19marcus
12:20i'll kill you both
12:23spread my order
12:24hunt down snow white across the entire kingdom
12:26alive or dead
12:27your majesty
12:29perhaps the legendary magic mirror could cure your boldness
12:33right
12:33the all-knowing mirror
12:35it has to be able to fix my hair
12:37go find that mirror immediately
12:39i want it brought to me within three days
12:43lucas
12:44once i catch you
12:46i'll gonna pluck every single hair off your head
12:53luc
12:54is that a princess
12:55princess
12:56that's obviously a man
12:58a man who likes wearing dresses
13:00hey handsome cute dress
13:02mind lend it to my big sis sometime
13:06just ignore them
13:07i hate this dress
13:09oh my goodness
13:10whose daughter is this
13:11she's so tall
13:17mom
13:18that lady has stubble
13:20don't say nonsense
13:22apologize to the lady
13:23wait
13:24he really does have stubble
13:26i'm a man
13:27a man in a dress
13:30sick
13:30calm down
13:31don't bother with them
13:38look there's a hot girl bathing
13:40man tonight's our lucky night
13:44why does the voice sound like a guy
13:46you know nothing
13:47androger and your beauty is trendy
13:53it's a man
13:54my eyes
13:55hey i haven't even screamed yet
13:57what are you screaming
13:57i swear i'll never peek at bathing girls again
14:00please stop sending cross-dressing dudes to test me
14:03i've had enough of this
14:05sprite
14:05fairy
14:06whatever
14:06just get out here right now
14:12i want to get rid of this damn dress
14:15well
14:16it's not impossible
14:17play a game with me
14:19and you can change it
14:20what game
14:20look
14:26no way
14:27whatever the game is
14:28i won't play anything with him
14:30hey
14:30what did i do to you this time
14:31then i guess you'll just keep wearing the dress
14:34honestly
14:34the more i look at it on you
14:36the better it suits you
14:37fine
14:38what game
14:41blindfold feeding
14:43lucas puts on the blindfold
14:45marcus sits three meters away
14:47lucas has to walk over and feed the strawberry to marcus
14:50that's it
14:51easy peasy
14:52but you can't use your hands
14:53you have to hold the strawberry in your mouth
14:55what kind of perverted game is that
14:57what's wrong
14:58scared
14:59who's scared
15:00i'll just pretend i'm feeding a pet
15:04okay
15:23where are you touching
15:25shut up
15:37oh my god
15:38does this count as kissing marcus
15:40this is a straight man's greatest humiliation
15:42his lips
15:44are just as soft as in my dream
15:48wait
15:48why am i reacting
15:50no no no that's impossible
15:52what's wrong
15:52stomach ache
15:53i'm fine don't come closer
15:54i see what's going on now
15:57shut up
16:01you know
16:01i'm actually the same as you
16:05take some time
16:07wait
16:07does this mean i've actually been turned gay
16:13cooled off yet
16:14time to change the clothes
16:17finally
16:18i can get out of that damn dress
16:22i can't reveal my identity to lucas just yet
16:25please keep it a secret from me
16:26this is getting good
16:28the plot just keeps getting juicier
16:30do you think you're watching a reality show
16:42hungry
16:42no i'm fine
16:44here
16:45thirsty
16:46i said i'm fine
16:48cold
16:50drop it
16:50i'm not cold
16:56i've never seen such a beautiful flower
16:58this is for you
16:59just so you know
17:00this adorable little flower
17:02completely poisonous
17:03it has no taste at all
17:10i want juice
17:11although there's no juice
17:13honey water on the house
17:14and trust me
17:15we got plenty
17:16you're not trying to
17:18watch me
17:19marcus don't do it
17:22this is gonna end badly
17:27hey there
17:41it's all your fault
17:43we almost got stung to death
17:44and you're still laughing
17:46you're still cute when you're mad
17:49no no no
17:50i'm straight
17:51totally straight
17:52from now on
17:53you must stay at least one meter away from me
18:04marcus
18:05at your service
18:06pull me up right now
18:07didn't you just tell me to keep more than a meter away from you
18:10this pit looks at least three meters deep
18:13which meets your requirement perfectly
18:15marcus stop messing around
18:17but you literally make that rule like five seconds ago
18:20asshole just wait till i get up there i swear
18:22i'm gonna mess you up
18:23why don't you climb up here first
18:25then we'll talk
18:26marcus come back
18:28jerk
18:29all that talk about liking me was a lie
18:31bullying me at school
18:33and now abandoning me
18:35i almost believed him
18:37crying
18:39idiot
18:39didn't you leave
18:40what are you doing back here
18:42silly boy
18:42i'd never leave you here
18:45grab on i'll pull you up
18:47i've got you
18:56aren't you the captain of the football team
18:58how come you're so weak
18:59maybe because you're heavier than you look
19:01i'm literally standard weight
19:03the real problem here is you're weak
19:04fine fine it's all my fault
19:08you can scoot a little closer
19:09trust me it's way warmer over here
19:12in your dreams
19:13i'd rather freeze to death
19:14fine have it your way
19:16idiot
19:17freezing your ass off
19:18and still pretending you're fine
19:22damn it
19:23why am i in his arms
19:26hmm
19:26no wonder he won prom king
19:28two years in a row
19:29he really is good looking
19:32you're awake
19:32i i i was just
19:41what the hell are you doing
19:45lucas i'm sorry i just
19:46let me tell you marcus
19:47i'm straight
19:48i could never like you
19:49i was just being impulsive
19:50i'll never forgive you for bullying me at school
19:52you make me sick
19:55what did you say
19:56i said you make me sick
19:58there is no way i'd ever fall for a jerk like you
20:02you're right i am a jerk
20:03i'm such an idiot for falling for you
20:06marcus let go of me
20:07i'm such a fool for doing everything i could to get your attention
20:10for trying to protect you this whole time
20:13but from now on i'm not gonna like you anymore
20:17i finally got rid of this jerk
20:18i should be happy
20:19but why do i feel so lost
20:23we need to figure out how to get out of here
20:26marcus
20:27i heard you
20:32grab it
20:34grab it
20:45thanks
20:46let's go
20:54marcus
20:55where are you
21:03marcus
21:04help
21:08marcus
21:09help
21:12run
21:20i said run do you hear me
21:23no
21:24i can't leave you to face this alone
21:30marcus
21:31marcus
21:31get out of here
21:32i can't hold it off much longer
21:34but you
21:35what i said before
21:36i didn't mean it
21:37i lied to you
21:38what
21:38i still fucking like you
21:41i've liked you since middle school
21:43and i never stopped
21:51i'm not leaving you here
22:07are you hurt
22:10no i'm fine
22:11just
22:12my legs are just a little shaky
22:22he actually risked his life to save me
22:25after i was so mean to him
22:26i said
22:27you make me sick
22:29there is no way i'd ever fall for a jerk like you
22:32did i go too far with what i said
22:34if it weren't for him
22:35those scars would probably be on me
22:40it's ready
22:41you first
22:44marcus
22:44i said those things earlier out of anger too
22:47i know i was way out of line
22:48i'm sorry
22:50lucas
22:51would you just give us a chance
22:53i don't expect you to say yes right now
22:55i just want to know
22:57is there even a tiny chance you could ever like me
23:00how could i ever like a guy
23:02it should be an easy answer
23:03so why is it so hard to say
23:05i'm sorry
23:06i can't
23:07i'm really grateful you saved my life
23:10but i'm straight
23:11and i'll never be anything else
23:13i
23:13i'm sorry
23:17i get it
23:17i respect your choice
23:21but i'm still gonna like you anyway
23:27i'm finally free of his nonsense
23:29so why don't feel happy at all
23:31get a grip lucas
23:33you're just grateful he saved you
23:35you're not gay
23:37a glowing flower
23:38never seen one of those before
23:41it smells special
23:45it's so hot
23:46what's going on
24:04marcus
24:08what's wrong
24:11what's wrong
24:13i want you
24:21you've got a fever
24:22why are you burning up
24:30lucas
24:31are you drunk
24:32there isn't even any alcohol out here
24:34marcus
24:35i know you want me
24:37you're not thinking straight
24:38i'm not taking advantage of you like this
25:07don't
25:08don't what
25:11don't stop
25:20oh my god
25:21what am i doing
25:23stop
25:23just stop
25:24no
25:25i like this
25:26no
25:27it has to be that damn pollen
25:32what are you gonna do
25:33kill me
25:35no
25:36you're gonna be my servant
25:42and now i'm ordering you
25:44take me
25:45yes your highness
25:56oh
25:58oh
25:59oh
25:59Ah!
26:03Ah!
26:05Ah!
26:10Ah!
26:14Ah!
26:15Ah!
26:16Ah!
26:27Morning.
26:29Don't touch me!
26:31So now you're denying everything?
26:33You were pretty eager last night.
26:36I-I-I don't remember any of it.
26:38And if you tell anyone about last night,
26:40I'll cut your tongue out.
26:41This is all that stupid flower's fault!
26:44I only lost control because that damn pollen!
26:46Pollen can't create desire.
26:48It only amplifies what's already there.
26:50Admit it, Lucas.
26:51You want me.
26:53Do I really want him?
26:55No. There's no way this bastard turned me gay.
27:00That's Prince Charming's castle.
27:02Tomorrow, you'll finally meet him.
27:04Great. After tomorrow, I won't have to see your annoying face ever again.
27:08Why does it feel like my heart is breaking?
27:10That flower must have fried my brain.
27:12I'm just used to having him around all the time.
27:15That's all.
27:16Don't worry.
27:17Once I get back to the real world, everything will go back to normal.
27:24The last glowing thing we found was an aphrodisiac flower.
27:27Don't tell me this glowing water's some kind of love potion, too.
27:30Why don't you take a sip and find out?
27:32Hmph.
27:34Well, look who finally made it here.
27:36You again?
27:37Every time you show up, something bad happens.
27:39Relax!
27:40I'm just here for the show this time.
27:42This is the Spring of Desire.
27:44If you look into it, you'll see what your heart wants most.
27:47Oh yeah?
27:48Then let's see what I want most.
27:50Probably a massive feast back in the real world.
27:53Back off!
27:53Okay.
27:55Okay.
28:03No way!
28:04The thing I want most is him.
28:06What did you see?
28:07Why are you so red?
28:08Nothing!
28:09I just...
28:09I just saw a beautiful woman bathing.
28:11A beautiful woman bathing?
28:13You really are straight.
28:15You can fool him, but not me.
28:17I know exactly what you saw.
28:20It must be because I'm Snow White.
28:22Maybe this body's female hormones are messing with my head.
28:25Stop lying to yourself.
28:27The Spring of Desire is never wrong.
28:30Do I really like him?
28:32What are you two whispering about?
28:33We were just talking about Lucas' deepest desire.
28:37Shut up!
28:37I'm an honest elf.
28:38My mother raised me never to lie.
28:40Please.
28:41You're just here for the drama.
28:43What are you two even talking about?
28:44Why can't tell me?
28:46I saw us kissing!
28:48Really?
28:48Lucas, you like me too, don't you?
28:50So what if I do?
28:52I have to fall in love with Prince Charming if I want to leave this place.
28:56Marcus, we can't be together.
28:58It's time to tell Lucas who I really am.
29:00Lucas, wait!
29:01Lucas, there's something I have to tell you.
29:04I'm actually...
29:13Joanna sent them?
29:15No idea.
29:16But they don't look friendly.
29:17On three, we run in opposite directions.
29:20You think you can outrun them?
29:21Pretty sure you failed PE.
29:23I was the 10 meter sprint champion in kindergarten, thank you very much.
29:28Your Highness, Prince Charming, we've finally found you!
29:31Your Highness!
29:32You're Prince Charming?
29:35Your Highness?
29:36And this is...
29:37He's Snow White, my fiancé.
29:40No.
29:41My fiancé.
29:42Not that either.
29:43Whatever.
29:44He's the one I love.
29:45He's the legendary Snow White with the stubble?
29:47I don't care if he's a man or a woman.
29:49He's the one I'm going to marry.
29:51But His Majesty has given strict orders.
29:54He cannot accept two men marrying.
29:56This Snow White is forbidden from entering the castle.
29:58That old fossil!
29:59People are out here falling in love with ChatGPT.
30:01Lucas is at least a real human being.
30:04His Majesty also said that if you insist on marrying him,
30:07he'll hang your embarrassing baby pics at the castle gate.
30:10Your embarrassing baby pictures?
30:13Your king's got a pretty good sense of humor.
30:16Wait.
30:17So you were fucking lying to me this whole time?
30:20Lucas, I'm sorry.
30:21I didn't mean to deceive you.
30:23I was afraid that if you knew the truth...
30:24I finally accepted my feelings for you.
30:27And all this time, you were just making a fool out of me.
30:30No.
30:30Lucas, I like you.
30:32I would never hurt you.
30:33Enough!
30:33I hate being lied to more than anything.
30:36Lucas, I was wrong.
30:37Please, just let me explain.
30:42Hey!
30:43Wrong way!
30:44That's the Enchanted Forest!
30:45The Enchanted Forest?
30:46The one no one's ever made it out of alive?
30:50Damn it!
30:51Liar!
30:52You kept saying you liked me, but you were lying to me the whole time!
30:59Who...
31:04Who's there?
31:05Another stupid just wandered in.
31:08Perfect.
31:09It's been forever since we've had fresh meat.
31:11He looks delicious.
31:13Oh crap!
31:14I must have stumbled into the legendary Seven Villains...
31:19god i'd kill for a big mac right now
31:23nope i can't hold it in did you see his face he went completely white
31:35you guys are the legendary seven villains you ever seen demons this handsome we're not demons
31:42we're victims victims we used to be guards for the evil queen but she wanted us to take turns
31:49being her lovers monday through sunday no repeats we're respectable guards okay not rent boys why
31:55would we ever agree to that so she got mad threw us into the enchanted forest and trapped us here
32:00with dark magic i can't believe the seven dwarves from the fairy tale actually have it this rough
32:05we've been stuck here so long we're dying of boredom but hey now you're here at least we've
32:10got a new face around what's your name where are you from do you have a girlfriend please
32:14that's outdated gay is in now so do you have a boyfriend oh so there is someone no nothing
32:22like that then why are you blushing i i'm hot okay tell us more
32:35we have a witness who says snow white ran into the enchanted forest you boys wouldn't happen to
32:40know where he is would you wait is that guy snow white by order of the queen if you reveal
32:45snow
32:45white's whereabouts your freedom will be restored
32:51they know i'm snow white now are they gonna hand me over
32:56oof you're too late what do you mean snow white got eaten by a beast the second he ran into
33:02the
33:02enchanted forest i saw it with my own eyes it was brutal total bloodbath want me to take you to
33:08the
33:08scene though fair warning you probably won't be able to eat for days no no no that won't be necessary
33:14as long as i've got something to report back to the queen head back and inform the queen snow white
33:20is dead
33:27hey they're gone you're safe now why did you help me because we hate that old witch of a queen
33:33the enemy of our enemy is our friend
33:38your majesty word from the guard snow white is dead
33:43finally that little noose is dead so my hair should grow back now right
33:48oh no no no no no no no
33:54i thought my hair was supposed to grow back once he died
33:59that's because snow white isn't dead who are you i'm the all-knowing magic mirror
34:03oh wow your majesty that hair is a bold choice shut up just tell me how to get my hair
34:09back
34:09as long as snow white and prince charming never fall in love your hair will grow back
34:14i'm going to the enchanted forest and killing him myself
34:16your majesty those three hairs of yours would be gone in one gust of wind
34:20shut up let me do it i hate couples more than anything
34:23the second i see them acting all sweet i want to lose it
34:26all he has to do is take one bite of this apple pie
34:30and it's over it's been days and that bastard marcus still hasn't come looking for me
34:36figures you can't trust a word men say
34:42who are you i'm the little match girl's sister the little apple pie girl sister with those wrinkles
34:48you look more like the little apple pie grandma
34:50oh i have never seen such a handsome man in my life
34:54apple pie handsome wow smells incredible go on it's free
34:59wait apples and fairy tales are always poisoned you're not joanna are you
35:06who's joanna in fairy tales the evil queen dresses up as an old woman and tricks snow white into eating
35:12a poisoned apple joanna stop pretending
35:15i'm not her i'm just the little apple pie girl
35:19i know that's your disguise joanna
35:21and your makeup is terrible
35:23hey you can question my character
35:25but not my makeup skills
35:27come on let's rip the mask off her
35:33no no stop
35:36so
35:37you really aren't joanna
35:38i told you i wasn't and you still rip my clothes off
35:41sorry i got it wrong
35:43i offered you free apple pie
35:45and somehow i'm the bad guy
35:47okay okay don't cry i'll eat it
35:49i'll eat it
35:52lucas
35:53lucas
35:55what are you doing here
35:57i've been looking for you this whole time
35:59looking for me what so you could keep lying to me
36:02lucas can you stop being impossible for one second
36:04i'm impossible you're the one who's heartless shameless and impossible
36:07how am i heartless how am i shameless how am i impossible
36:09how are you not heartless how are you not shameless
36:10how are you not impossible
36:12fine even if i am heartless shameless and impossible
36:15what are you two doing practicing a damn tongue twister
36:19handsome
36:19want some apple pie
36:21might help you calm down
36:22i'm not hungry
36:23come on
36:24eat a little
36:26you need energy if you're gonna keep arguing
36:28i said i'm not hungry
36:29just one bite
36:30god you're annoying
36:31can't you see we're in the middle of something
36:34fine i'll eat it
36:35happy
36:42get it out
36:43do you have any idea how hard that was to make
36:45i pulled three all-nighters on that pie
36:48let
36:49let go
36:50what are you doing
36:51let him go
36:52so you do still care about me
36:53god i hate couples like you
36:56will you two die
36:57if you stop acting lovey doobie for one second
36:59god
37:00calm down
37:01don't do anything stupid
37:02you can always make another one
37:05seriously
37:05it was just an apple pie
37:07that was my masterpiece
37:09i spent forever perfecting that poison blend
37:12wait
37:12so you really were sent by joanna
37:14well obviously
37:15why else would i drag myself into this dump of a forest to deliver apple pie
37:19as long as we're here
37:21you're not hurting lucas
37:22i wasn't even planning to hurt him
37:24a man that handsome is practically in danger
37:26but the queen gave me orders
37:28no matter what it takes
37:30i have to keep him and prince charman apart
37:32help he's trying to stab me
37:34i'm not
37:35i was just
37:40as long as i'm here
37:44you're not laying a finger on lucas
37:46i
37:46i wasn't trying to hurt him
37:48i was going to kill myself
37:51i failed my mission
37:52if i go back the queen will punish me anyway
37:55might as well end it myself
37:57oh
37:58sorry
37:59my bad
37:59well
38:00be our guest
38:03wait
38:04your job is to keep snow white and prince charming from ending up together right
38:09then wouldn't poisoning prince charming work just as well
38:11huh
38:14you're right
38:15poisoning prince charming works just as well
38:19serves you right for being greedy and snatching someone else's food
38:22that's what you get
38:23all right
38:24mission accomplished
38:26what
38:28you do realize that pie you just swallowed was poisoned right
38:31right
38:32the pie was poisoned
38:37water
38:38water
38:39somebody get me water
38:43i think i'm dying
38:44uh
38:46huh
38:47marcus actually took the fall for you
38:49that is so moving
38:51is this what true love looks like
38:53if somebody did that for me i'd marry him on the spot
38:56i don't care if it's a man a woman a cat or a dog
38:59he didn't even know the pie was poisoned
39:01what's so moving about that
39:02yeah but before that
39:03he jumped into that pit for you
39:05he fought a beast for you
39:07keep going and i'm gonna fall for him myself
39:09lying to you was wrong
39:10but his feelings for you are real
39:12lucas just forgive him
39:13yeah come on just forgive him
39:14alright alright i get it okay
39:15marcus we just did you a huge favor
39:18so how are you gonna thank us
39:19me
39:19i'm poisoned
39:21i'm dying here
39:22maybe help me first
39:24right
39:24he's poisoned
39:25come on think of something
39:26hmm
39:27but you actually look
39:28pretty good
39:29your skin's kinda glowing
39:30maybe it was fake poison
39:31worst case
39:32he gets diarrhea for a couple days
39:34okay
39:35that's a relief
39:38marcus
39:41marcus
39:42okay
39:43we know you hate him
39:44but this is a little much
39:45he really is poisoned
39:47come on think of something
39:48i heard my grandpa talk about a miracle cure once
39:52hot oil
39:53heat kills poison
39:58this kind of worm feeds on toxins
40:00if we put it inside marcus
40:02it'll suck all the poison out of his body
40:08it says the best way to get poison out
40:10is to literally beat it out of him
40:12watch this
40:16you didn't just break his ribs did you
40:23i've got another idea
40:24enough
40:24at this rate the poison won't kill him
40:26you too will
40:29maybe there is one thing that might work
40:30what
40:32true love's kiss
40:32in fairy tales
40:34snow white eats the poisoned apple
40:35and prince charmia's kiss wakes her up
40:38yeah but that's a fairy tale
40:39this is the real world
40:40you wouldn't get it
40:41to me this is the fairy tale
40:43this isn't just an excuse to kiss him is it
40:45like i need an excuse
40:46we've kissed plenty of times already
40:52i'm only doing this to save him
40:56and he still says he's not gay
41:02why didn't it work
41:03maybe your kiss wasn't heartfelt enough
41:05shut up
41:06i'm trying to save him
41:07kiss him again
41:08kiss him again
41:10i refuse to believe i can't kiss you awake
41:17lucas it's no use
41:18he already missed the golden seven hour window for antidotes
41:22he's not breathing anymore
41:23lucas
41:24i'm sorry
41:25we should bury him in the prettiest garden in the enchanted forest
41:29how could you just die like this
41:31you said you'd protect me forever
41:33if you're dead who's supposed to protect me now
41:36marcus you asshole
41:38i never got to tell you
41:40i fell for you a long time ago
41:43lucas
41:43the grave's ready
41:44it's time
41:45i love you marcus
41:50i love you too
41:51you're not dead
41:53i woke up the first time you kissed me
41:55then why were you playing dead
41:56because i wanted to hear you say you loved me a few more times
41:58marcus
41:59you were messing with me again
42:02lucas
42:02thank you
42:04you've made me the happiest man in the world
42:11so this is what love looks like
42:13we're leaving lucas with you
42:14you better take good care of him from now on
42:18thank you
42:20for taking care of me all this time
42:23wait
42:24i just thought of a way to get you out of the enchanted forest
42:28the way is
42:35lucas
42:37you didn't finish your words
42:39what was the way out lucas come back
42:42wait
42:43could lucas's method be true love's kiss
42:47in your dreams
42:49i am not kissing you
42:50i mean
42:51it wouldn't hurt to try
43:04your majesty
43:05good news
43:06well out with it
43:08mission accomplished
43:09prince charming is dead
43:10there's no way those two can end up together now
43:13really
43:14i saw him eat the apple pie with my own eyes
43:17he dropped dead right after
43:20excellent
43:21if i can't poison that bitch lucas to death
43:23then poisoning his prince charming works just as well
43:27so my hair should grow back now right
43:32what
43:33what is going on
43:36didn't you say prince charming was dead
43:38i i saw him eat the pie myself
43:41then why is my hair still falling
43:43maybe
43:44maybe killing prince charming doesn't work the same way
43:46i'm gonna kill you
43:48no
43:52your majesty
43:54your majesty
43:55where are you
43:56i haven't even told you who the fairest woman in the land is yet
44:03obviously me
44:12i'm back
44:16was
44:17was
44:18was all of that just a dream
44:22if all of that was just a dream
44:25then marcus and i
44:26you damn
44:27bald woman
44:27get away from me
44:32honey you can't throw me out
44:34you said you were going to marry me
44:37i like women with hair
44:38i do not want to wake up in the middle of the night thinking i'm holding a man
44:42my hair will grow back
44:44the doctor said it's hair loss from stress
44:46stress you use my card every day to buy bags shoes and makeup
44:50what exactly are you stressed about
44:52if i were still queen i'd have your head chopped off you old fool
44:57queen
44:58so it wasn't a dream
45:00it was real
45:01i wasted years of my youth on an old fossil like you
45:05you owe me a huge settlement
45:07Joanna you tried to poison me and you still think you deserve a payout
45:10wanna see how fast i call the cops
45:12you bitch if it weren't for you i'd still be the mighty queen
45:15Joanna don't forget
45:16in fairy tales the evil queen never gets a happy ending
45:19in the fairy tale Snow White falls for Prince Charming
45:23what about you?
45:24did you fall for your Prince Charming too Snow White?
45:27your father's such an old fossil
45:29there's no way he'll accept the whole LGBT thing
45:32he'll definitely throw you out
45:33queen? Snow White?
45:35are you two doing cosplay or something?
45:37if i can't inherit your father's money
45:39then you don't get to inherit it either
45:42Lucas is my son
45:43he's my only heir
45:45what happens in this family is none of your business
45:46oh yeah? what if your only heir is gay?
45:49you're gay?
45:53i'm not
45:54not?
45:55because i heard you and that boy Marcus were all over each other
45:58hugging, kissing, the whole thing
46:00shut up!
46:02dad, yeah, i...
46:06dad, you're not mad?
46:08truth is, i had a boyfriend when i was younger too
46:11what?
46:12his name was Tom
46:13six foot three, eight pack abs, blonde hair, blue eyes
46:16insanely hot
46:19anyway, that's all in the past
46:21as long as you two really love each other
46:23i don't care if it's a man or a woman
46:26wow, i had no idea gay was hereditary
46:29instead of stirring the pot
46:30maybe you should focus on fixing that bald head of yours
46:33shut up!
46:36so, what was that boy's name again?
46:39Marcus
46:40i have to go find him
46:47hey, nerd
46:48lend us some money
46:49get lost, i don't have time for this
46:51you know who we are
46:52and you still talk to us like that?
46:54i've dealt with the seven bullies
46:56what are you two supposed to be?
46:57if you're not gonna hand it over
46:59don't blame us for what happens next
47:03try touching him
47:04see what happens
47:06if you run now, you might still make it
47:08come on, let's go, he's the football captain
47:13you okay?
47:14Marcus! i missed you!
47:17Lucas!
47:18what are you doing?
47:22Marcus?
47:23weren't we together?
47:24together?
47:25since when were we together?
47:26that's news to me
47:27you don't remember?
47:28prince charming?
47:30the enchanted forest?
47:31the seven boys?
47:32lucas, what are you even talking about?
47:34you ate the poisoned apple pie
47:36i kissed you
47:37you told me you loved me
47:38you seriously don't remember any of it?
47:40lucas, have you been reading too many fairy tales or something?
47:43was it all just a dream?
47:44it wasn't a dream!
47:46marcus, think!
47:46we went through all of that together!
47:48lucas, i have no idea what you're talking about
47:52and i've never liked you
47:55then why did you save me just now?
47:57if i see anybody getting bullied
47:59i step in
48:00it had nothing to do with you
48:02what the hell happened?
48:04why doesn't he remember any of it?
48:07damn you, marcus
48:09you turned me gay
48:10and now you don't remember any of it
48:24your highness snow white
48:27i'm back in the fairy tale world again?
48:29you're not back
48:30i just moved the fairy tale world into your house for now
48:33wasn't all of this supposed to be over?
48:35what do you want now?
48:36relax
48:37snow white and prince charming story still hasn't reached the finale
48:40the finale?
48:43come on let's see the first ending
48:45you're gonna love this one
48:49guys!
48:50thank god!
48:51you guys made it out of the enchanted forest!
48:54that's thanks to you lucas
48:55me?
48:56but i didn't even finish what i was saying
48:57you and marcus gave us hope
48:59you made us believe true love really can break any curse
49:02so
49:03we tried the true love's kiss thing too
49:05and the curse broke
49:06that's amazing
49:06i'm so happy for you guys
49:09first ending
49:10the seven boys break the evil queen's curse
49:12and win back their freedom
49:14hold on
49:14we're not done yet
49:15there's still the second ending
49:17second ending
49:18joanna got exactly what she deserved
49:21mrs joanna
49:21based on your test results
49:23your hair is never growing back
49:24no! that's impossible!
49:26your scalp is severely inflamed
49:27you need to stop wearing wigs immediately
49:29what?
49:30how am i supposed to go out without a wig?
49:32are you saying i'm supposed to spend the rest of my life as a bald beauty?
49:35bald? yes
49:36beauty?
49:37not exactly
49:38she'd be bald and alone for the rest of her life
49:42and now for the third ending
49:44the final ending
49:45prince charming is about to officially confess to snow white
49:48that ending's probably not happening
49:50marcus doesn't remember any of it
49:52are you sure he doesn't remember anything?
49:57marcus?
49:57i thought you didn't remember any of it
49:59idiot
49:59i was messing with you
50:01and you said you didn't even like me
50:03i just wanted to make sure
50:04i needed to know if you really liked me
50:06or if you were just moved because of everything that happened in the fairy tale world
50:09asshole!
50:10do you know how miserable i was?
50:12i'm sorry lucas
50:13i promise i'll never make you feel that way again
50:16lucas i love you
50:17will you be my snow wife forever?
50:23final ending
50:24snow white and prince charming finally get there happily ever after
50:30all right
50:30i'm off to mess with the next fairy tale
50:33see you in the next story
50:35see you in the next story
50:43i'm sorry i won't be an answer
50:43but i'm sorry i was lying there
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