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🔱🔱My Dad Is PoseidonWonderful Drama drama Episode
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:316-8 My
00:32Dumb
00:33Dumb
00:363
00:38Dumb
01:02Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire!
01:41Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired.
01:45Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:51Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:16Sire!
02:28Go fight somewhere else.
02:30Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire!
03:07The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus!
03:11We beg you!
03:12Zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired.
03:16I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:27Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry!
03:45I didn't mean to-
03:50Wait.
03:51Pointy ears.
03:52A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human.
04:00A total nerd.
04:02Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:15You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:21This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:47A lot more.
04:55in the middle.
04:56Don't stop.
04:57Harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:07what the hell did you do to me last night hey i put in a lot of work don't tell
05:14me you forgot
05:16leora i know you're in there nowhere left to run damn it he tracked me
05:35leora you're my fiance you belong with me come home get away dylan
05:43as the leader of the satyr you actually drugged me
05:50why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt you slept with someone who screwed up my plan
06:01oh so you're the genius who roofed her newsflash tough guy real men don't need tricks
06:07you talking to the boss like that punk
06:15so you're the loser who ruined everything you actually fuck this beach bomb shut in
06:27touch him again and you'll regret it her body's tainted now but her blood still has value can't
06:32push too hard yet i won't kill him but you're coming with me loria
06:41babe if you don't want to go i can handle this clown
06:50forget today ever happened go back to your life
07:07seriously can't i just play my game for once
07:20those assholes are back already what are you talking about
07:29hey pencil neck i'm dylan's top enforcer either get the hell out of this water
07:33or kneel and call me daddy dylan who speak up man my ears are shot
07:38keep acting tough jacks can stomp boulders to dust
07:42even narius's seafo give him a wide burr
07:57you asked for this
08:11you one-shotted pants top and orcer who the hell are you
08:25you
08:26asshole using my divine power to barbecue hope you die alone and miserable
08:32what are you whining about nothing it's too low sprinkle this and baste it
08:43again
08:44molly gods make heroes with it you season food
08:50huh tide barrier just got tripped
08:59mommy is daddy's station way out in the deep sea is that why he never comes to see me
09:04yeah baby but he retired recently we're gonna find him now
09:18i'm badly wounded i don't have much time find lily's real father leave her with him
09:26i just hope you two can live in peace
09:30far away from those bastards on mount olympus
09:46there it is
09:54liara's wounded bad drag them both back to the dylan lifetime of easy living
10:04what the hell was that nothing just swapped a bug
10:12that girl from five years ago you came looking for me
10:17she's your daughter we need you now
10:22so you're my dad you're actually pretty handsome
10:25this aura she's got my blood
10:34who did this don't worry about it just keep lily safe
10:44mommy mommy
11:02it's too late boss her heartbeats fading fast
11:20somebody help me
11:35give me a name liora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:42it was
12:04your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:07you're my fiance my property you filthy whore spread your legs for
12:12some stray dog
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:24no let go
12:27with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:39i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault
12:44shipwreck
12:46those cuts are surgical liora someone did this to you
12:53you're just a regular guy
12:55you're just a regular guy
12:56stay out of it
12:56boss
12:58soup's ready
13:05if i don't make it
13:07promise me you'll take care of lily
13:09she's all we have left
13:12she's safe
13:13now drink
13:16soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:24jack you
13:27ambrosia residue
13:28golden apple sap
13:30i studied this in grad's time
13:32greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35where the hell did you get this
13:38more
13:39try it
13:50these ingredients where did you get them
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy
14:00i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26what a lively little snack
14:29gulp you down and my power doubles
14:40i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42you want more
14:44i've got a ton of it laying around
14:46this guy's luck is insane
14:50a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:55is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:58you're safe here liria
15:02we've got a kid together now
15:05i'm not letting anything touch
15:08you
15:09or lily
15:10jack
15:11i'm grateful but i
15:12daddy
15:12help
15:16something's trying to eat me
15:20lily's in trouble
15:26i i'm not tasty
15:28my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl
15:40devour you
15:42and i might even claim the sea king's throne
16:13and i'm not a man
16:19you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:27i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal
16:39wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:56you bitch
17:03jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:22you posei that kid's his no wonder the power so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
17:48monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:23what's going on
18:27what's going on
18:33what's going on
18:37what's going on
18:55what's going on
18:58what's going on
19:07no problem
19:07thank you my lord thank you for your mercy
19:09try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king
19:36we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear
19:39listen to me
19:40if any of you take one step near my daughter again
19:44i will skin you alive
19:46now
19:47get the fuck out of my sight
19:49yes
19:50yes my leash
20:03my love
20:04since you refuse to tell me who did this to you
20:06i'll just have to dig up the truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs
20:21but poseidon
20:22guys long gone
20:24probably fish food in some trench right
20:26sea god myth ancient history want to bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:43the world's the same as ever
20:45the dead are louder than the living
20:48who the hell are you
20:49you're in hades territory asshole
20:51who the hell
21:13is haedes still breathing
21:15if he is
21:17tell him to get his ass out here
21:22Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you. I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am? Hades' ace. You crash my spot, you die here!
21:50I don't have time for this.
22:09Little fish...
22:16Hades, the staff?
22:18One shot?
22:19The Sea King, he's real.
22:23Hades, you hiding?
22:26Come out, or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:31One, two.
22:36Thank the fates, the boss is here.
22:43Boss, this bum!
22:51You idiot!
22:52Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:55You're done.
22:56Get out.
22:57In front of Poseidon, you're ants.
23:00I'm saving your worthless heights.
23:06My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun.
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:18Understood.
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:21You have three days.
23:22I'll be back.
23:27Everyone, drop what you're doing.
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:32Every resource, every contact.
23:34Now, tell them Poseidon's back.
23:36Yes, boss!
23:43Poseidon's back.
23:45Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:57Kid comes with us alive.
23:59She's still hurt.
24:00Easy pickets.
24:02Let's move.
24:14We'll make a nice stew.
24:16Surprise daddy for lunch.
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:28Pathetic.
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders.
24:35Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:37Or I drag your corpse back.
24:40Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid!
24:53Stay away from my daughter!
24:55Don't you dare touch her!
25:12Mommy, you're bleeding!
25:15This forest is locked down.
25:17Surrender now.
25:19I'll go with you.
25:20On one condition.
25:22Let my daughter go!
25:23No, Mommy!
25:26I'm not leaving you!
25:37Kid's mine.
25:39You die.
25:43You poisoned me?
25:47My poison fog.
25:49The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:53Give up!
25:54You've gone too far.
25:56Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
26:02You're wounded.
26:04Poisoned.
26:06Done.
26:07The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her!
26:13Come at me!
26:14Feisty one.
26:16Dylan wants you dead.
26:17But first, I'm going to have some fun.
26:27Such a pretty face.
26:29All mine now.
26:34Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:43Lily!
26:44Lily!
26:45Run!
26:46Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
27:01Lily!
27:03Lily!
27:05Lily!
27:08Lily!
27:14Your hands off her!
27:17No!
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:33Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:40So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:05Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go.
28:08Now!
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:26Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:29What?
28:41No!
28:45No!
28:46No!
28:49No!
28:56No!
28:58No!
28:59No!
29:09No!
29:14No!
29:15No!
29:16No!
29:17No!
29:19Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
29:22I don't wanna lose her.
29:23Shh!
29:24Lily, don't cry.
29:25Daddy promises Mommy's gonna be okay.
29:28We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:47Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:59You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human. Who the hell are you?
30:19My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:51He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's gonna help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right
31:06back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:47Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:31You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:53Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
33:03Beg now, and maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:13You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:23Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:39Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:22This...
34:23can't be.
34:49Ancient Ekethra!
34:50The Coastal Legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing!
35:00He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:12Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me!
35:21Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack!
35:27Look around! We're surrounded!
35:28We could actually die here!
35:35My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:02Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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