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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:19You're staring.
00:00:20You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am.
00:00:34I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:40Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:44You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, Skylacher Queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:24Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:57I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's cool!
00:02:06He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:17Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:33Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a-
00:02:42You were a-
00:02:43Eh.
00:02:43Eh.
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:45Eh.
00:02:45Eh.
00:02:45Eh.
00:02:51All right.
00:02:52I broke something in yours.
00:02:54Sure, but, hey...
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13DONT DO IT.
00:03:15I got a hot mess energy
00:03:17Oh fuck
00:03:23Now we're even
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Clay
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:39I'm going to make
00:03:41Every classroom
00:03:42Every hallway
00:03:44And every rumor
00:03:45In this school
00:03:46You're a personal nightmare
00:03:49I'm going to make your life
00:03:49A living hell
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl
00:03:53Now Cole's leaving the new girl
00:03:55Yeah, idiot
00:03:56I can see that
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you
00:04:04Same
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael
00:04:21But he's not your Cole
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsay
00:04:24He's not yet
00:04:26Come on
00:04:29Hi
00:04:30I'm Jen
00:04:30And this is Lindsay
00:04:33Hi
00:04:34I'm Haley
00:04:35So nice to meet you
00:04:36You have first day jitters
00:04:37That's totally understandable
00:04:38We want to make sure you feel really welcome
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker
00:04:42Come in
00:04:44Bye bye
00:04:44Let's go
00:04:49There you go
00:04:50Thanks so much
00:05:13You're welcome, new girl
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face
00:05:22Guacamole wizard
00:05:24Wow
00:05:24What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:27It's too long about that
00:05:28I'm getting attacked
00:05:29Hold on
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy
00:05:34You should come to Locker 83 right now
00:05:36Send
00:05:37Here
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max
00:05:47At least check on me
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please
00:05:55No way
00:05:55Hey, what is it?
00:05:57Oh, the hell queen goes to the school
00:06:04Please ignore that
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:06:08Send
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmunds
00:06:15And you're going to mess with me
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me
00:06:29Jen is a new girl
00:06:30Wait
00:06:32Is the new girl
00:06:34Valley queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is valley queen
00:06:38Could it be
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that
00:06:51No chances, Jen
00:06:52So is it
00:06:54She does look kind of cute
00:07:03Please ignore that
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover
00:07:15Hey there, buttercup
00:07:16Keep walking, Hailey
00:07:17Just keep walking
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or?
00:07:23My name's Hailey
00:07:24Well, Hailey
00:07:25I think you, uh
00:07:27You used to spell on your upper lip right there
00:07:32What a coincidence
00:07:33So did you
00:07:34Oh, no
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream
00:07:41You're just a man-child
00:07:43With follicle issues
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her
00:07:48Must have filled an eye exam
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you
00:08:04Something happened
00:08:05I lost the game
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is
00:08:12And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is
00:08:15Is
00:08:15I want to be with you
00:08:17And you want to be with me
00:08:20As more than just friends
00:08:22Oh, thank God
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything
00:08:25You're my soulmate
00:08:27Like, I like you so much
00:08:28Okay, well
00:08:29Since we're dating now
00:08:31Um
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah
00:08:37Get ready
00:08:43Okay
00:08:44No face
00:08:46Just the boobs
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless
00:08:53All the kids do this
00:08:55You'll love it
00:09:00Ugh, this lighting hates me
00:09:02Come on, Hayley
00:09:03Confidence
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online
00:09:11Okay
00:09:12Yeah
00:09:13That's actually kind of
00:09:14Oh my God
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:23Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:30We're not survivable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:33Get out
00:09:34Get out!
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on
00:09:43Come on
00:09:44Come on
00:09:46Come on
00:10:15Come on
00:10:15Come on
00:10:15Come on
00:10:15Come on
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:17Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you.
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:29We got a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:32Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw me for flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:38I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:39My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:42Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen?
00:10:45And go her separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, and, um...
00:10:52All the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:55I mean, not in my type, but, you know, power theory.
00:10:59I don't know.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:10Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:24Jen.
00:11:28Oh, my God.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:39Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:51Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:53Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:04Oh, shit.
00:12:04How do you guys get it?
00:12:31I'm not going to see you, I'm not going to see you, I'm not going to see you.
00:12:32I'm not going to see you, I'm not going to see you.
00:12:32Your enemy's nudes just got put up on the big screen!
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah!
00:12:49Come on!
00:12:51Let's see if these builds are photoshopped!
00:12:55Stop! Delete it! Please! Delete it!
00:12:57Ships, chips, chips, chips!
00:13:08Oh my brave knight, I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh my god.
00:13:18Oh cool. Your enemy's kinda hot.
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28No
00:13:29No no no no no
00:13:30Stop
00:13:33Get off me
00:13:35Get off me
00:13:36Get off me
00:13:41Get off me
00:13:43Get off me
00:13:43Get off me
00:13:45Get off me
00:13:45Get off me
00:13:47My school enemy is my ally and girlfriend?
00:13:52Get off me
00:13:53Get off me
00:13:55Stop it
00:13:56Oh my god
00:14:07You okay?
00:14:10Give that to me
00:14:18Now give the phone back Jan
00:14:20What the hell Cole?
00:14:22I thought you'd be happy
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:44It was got more personality than all of you combined
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole
00:15:07And he said we were enemies
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:14Don't stay up too late honey
00:15:16Love you mom
00:15:19Wait mom
00:15:24Do people change?
00:15:28Like
00:15:28Can a spoiled brat
00:15:30Somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:54Tough day huh?
00:15:56There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:15:58They're my favorite
00:16:00Noted
00:16:00Is that all?
00:16:02The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family
00:16:06And keep my scholarship
00:16:08Well
00:16:09I'm really proud of you
00:16:11And then there's this guy
00:16:12He has this vendetta against me
00:16:14But at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:17It's so confusing
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:22No I'm not into this guy
00:16:24I like you
00:16:25Only you
00:16:32I really liked your photo by the way
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:38That sounds amazing
00:16:40When?
00:16:41When?
00:16:42After school
00:16:42At the balcony
00:16:43I'll bring followers
00:16:44Deal?
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole
00:17:16Army father
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today
00:17:19Defending that nobody
00:17:21Haley girl
00:17:22He was not a nobody dad
00:17:23Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is Cole
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office
00:17:39That whole family is trash
00:17:41Stay away from her
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance
00:17:54I hate to make Haley wait but
00:17:56She can't know who I am before I make sure her family is safe
00:18:01You're sick
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future
00:18:12Oh, hi
00:18:13I'm Haley
00:18:14Yes
00:18:15Mm-hmm
00:18:16So nice to meet you
00:18:18God
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:21But the moment she knows
00:18:23I lose her forever
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers
00:18:28You're so nice
00:18:34Guacamole wizard
00:18:35Bail
00:18:39Guacamole wizard
00:18:40Ew
00:18:42You waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45You're antaphetic
00:18:46Maybe he's married
00:18:48Or maybe he's fat
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his eye studio
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:06Eat it
00:19:20I called me
00:19:21So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter so you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:30Guacamole wizard
00:19:31Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh and by the way
00:19:34Cole's not gonna come save you
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich
00:19:37Like me
00:19:42I'm nothing like you
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:51Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:55Pick it up
00:19:55Cole, we were kidding
00:19:57It's ketchup
00:19:58Pick
00:19:59That bloody thing up
00:20:03I figure you're gonna record this
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:16I don't think you have leverage here
00:20:17Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:22And do what I say
00:20:25I
00:20:26Will leave Hailey alone
00:20:30I will leave Hailey alone
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah
00:20:36Let's go
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go
00:20:52Uh, thank you
00:20:55Wow
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just...
00:21:04I happened to see you
00:21:07Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:09Yeah
00:21:09My boyfriend actually
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:15He kinda stood me up, so...
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:20Maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying though, so...
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:33Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:37Cause it's not gonna work
00:21:39I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe
00:21:56You wouldn't understand it though
00:22:02You understand better than you think
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:09Is he...
00:22:10Is he...
00:22:12How you touch him like this?
00:22:23If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:26No, no, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:33In the game
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:45Oh, yeah
00:22:49Are you that slow in the game too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you
00:22:59Oh, yeah
00:23:04I can't do this
00:23:07I love my boyfriend
00:23:09And you will never understand that
00:23:10He's smart and he's kind
00:23:12And...
00:23:13He loves me for who I am
00:23:16That is so much more important to me
00:23:18Than whatever this is between us
00:23:21I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:31Wait...
00:23:31It couldn't be
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing
00:23:41Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:02We are from two different worlds
00:24:03He just wants to play with me
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I... got into a car accident
00:24:16Really? Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:20He was right
00:24:22Who?
00:24:22Nobody
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:25I want to come visit you
00:24:25No, no, you can't
00:24:27I look miserable now
00:24:29You need to see me in style
00:24:31Fine, if you say so
00:24:33So...
00:24:33Are we going to prom together?
00:24:36Hell yeah, we are
00:24:42Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:02Oh... you
00:25:03Oh... me
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay
00:25:24What would you know each other more?
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:28I'm curious about you though
00:25:30Like uh... how close were you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:43Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:54So... are you going to prom?
00:25:55I don't know
00:25:56I don't know
00:25:58So you have a date?
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:05Me? Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:08Oh, because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:10You are so full of yourself
00:26:12You can do this on your own
00:26:13Yeah
00:26:16No way
00:26:18It's a self-locking door
00:26:20Really?
00:26:21Ms. Gorman's going to be back in an hour
00:26:22I'm sure you'll be fine
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:26Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:31Don't worry
00:26:32Maybe try something new
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:36Yeah
00:26:46That was my first kiss
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:55And not just bumping lips
00:27:07You're really good at this
00:27:09One day when you regret it
00:27:11You know
00:27:13We can do more if you want
00:27:20Anyway, I've been wanting back a lot more than you back
00:27:33So you want me?
00:27:37I think you know what y'all want in here
00:27:42Do you want me?
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you
00:27:50Oh shit
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:00I really need to change this lock
00:28:02Are you two okay?
00:28:04Oh?
00:28:05Yeah
00:28:05Yeah, we're good
00:28:06I think so
00:28:07We're okay
00:28:08Nice
00:28:10Thanks
00:28:14Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:19Haley
00:28:19It's just hormones
00:28:21Jake
00:28:23Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:26Wait
00:28:27Car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:34I gotta go
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:45Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:50Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:04She was in a real car accident
00:29:05And according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:08I can't do this anymore
00:29:09Cole, wait
00:29:12Oh shit
00:29:17What's up guys?
00:29:19Um
00:29:20We were just chatting
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted Cole?
00:29:28Hey
00:29:28I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:32They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40They're my favorite
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is um
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Will you honestly get out of here bro?
00:29:56You came to my table bro
00:29:57And knocked my ball away
00:30:05There it goes again
00:30:06Cole is jealous
00:30:08We got a problem here Cole?
00:30:10We don't have a problem
00:30:11We don't have a problem
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:15And we don't have a problem
00:30:17Jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:22I have the ball now
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Hayley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait seriously?
00:30:41Yeah!
00:30:42Just one little catch
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth
00:30:48Alright you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:51If you have any questions I'll be at my desk
00:30:54I thought guacamole wizard would feel more like Cole
00:30:58But if he's really Jake then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:02You've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:04I'm thinking
00:31:04About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:09We literally made out of a sojourn
00:31:11Maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:13No, you don't
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:19You have no idea
00:31:25Oh my god
00:31:27Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Hayley someone's here to see you
00:31:55Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:59No, it's cute
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is guacamole wizard
00:32:06So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I
00:32:11I
00:32:11I should feel happy
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude
00:32:26Is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:31Wow
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man
00:32:34Oh
00:32:35That's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:40Oh my god
00:32:42Oh my god
00:32:48Wow
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:56Wait, I can't
00:32:57Colt, put me down
00:32:58Put me down
00:32:59Put me down
00:33:02Don't do that again
00:33:16New couple alert?
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different
00:33:22And if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:25I think that we would make a great match
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom
00:33:30No
00:33:31I might say yes
00:33:33Jen
00:33:35You wanna go to prom
00:33:36With me
00:33:37Jen
00:33:38You wanna go to prom
00:33:39With me
00:33:40We're both hot
00:33:41And we're both rich
00:33:42And our dads have been in business
00:33:44Like, forever
00:33:45So
00:33:47How romantic
00:33:47I think I'll pass
00:33:50You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds
00:33:58If I message Corcomole Wizard
00:34:00I wonder if Jake's phone will ding
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06And the Dean's List
00:34:07Wow
00:34:08That's my sir
00:34:09Yeah
00:34:11Yeah
00:34:11Yeah
00:34:16I'll talk to you later
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later
00:34:19Bye
00:34:20He's so different
00:34:22Maybe he's so different
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:24Yeah, stay away
00:34:27Hayley?
00:34:36Geez
00:34:37God
00:34:43Here, I'll get it
00:34:44No, no
00:34:49Oh
00:34:50You scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:34:53I don't care
00:34:53I do care
00:34:56Here we are
00:35:13Don't put a prom with Jake
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:18He doesn't even know you
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about
00:35:24Because
00:35:25I
00:35:25Pay attention to what you like
00:35:28I
00:35:29Noticed at lunch
00:35:30The first day
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:35Just
00:35:35Just don't go apologize
00:35:51Move
00:35:53Cole is talking to Hayley
00:35:54Again
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other Jake
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:00Obviously I do
00:36:01Okay
00:36:02Then break them up
00:36:03Idiot
00:36:05What do I do?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas
00:36:13Hey look
00:36:16Someone would take you to prom
00:36:17Alright, I promise
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean the whole school hates me except for Jake
00:36:24And you
00:36:25But you're not asking me
00:36:28Hey
00:36:29Oh
00:36:30Hey Jake
00:36:31Hey Hal
00:36:32Um
00:36:32I just wanted to thank you again for
00:36:34The other night
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was
00:36:40So
00:36:42Sexy
00:36:42You're so sexy
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:47Hey
00:36:47Uh
00:36:49Hate to break it to you asshole
00:36:51But she's my prom date
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the pet room
00:37:00Oh
00:37:01Oh shit
00:37:02Look
00:37:03Oh shit
00:37:04Come on
00:37:07Oh
00:37:08Oh my god
00:37:19Stop
00:37:20Guys, stop it
00:37:21Stop
00:37:22Stop
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit
00:37:28It's Principal Stevens
00:37:29I've gotta save Cole
00:37:30I mean Jake
00:37:31I've gotta save Jake
00:37:36Oh
00:37:38Oh my god
00:37:39Principal Stevens
00:37:40I'm so sorry
00:37:42Bailey Rock
00:37:43That's detention
00:37:45After school
00:37:46Don't be late
00:38:02Cole
00:38:03What are you doing here?
00:38:05Can we keep you company?
00:38:08It's the least I could do after you
00:38:10Save my ass today
00:38:12The locker thing
00:38:13That was an accident
00:38:15Oh sure
00:38:17So uh
00:38:18You and
00:38:19You and Jake, huh?
00:38:22No
00:38:23He lied about that
00:38:24I don't know why though
00:38:26Good
00:38:28You know
00:38:29Father that asshole
00:38:30Every time he looks at you
00:38:31Makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you
00:38:35Kissing you
00:38:37I could kill him
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with it
00:38:45Okay fine
00:38:46I won't
00:38:50Because I want to go to prom with you
00:38:54Okay everyone
00:38:55Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:05Oh my god I am so fed up with this
00:39:08Oh!
00:39:10I don't know who that's
00:39:24Oh my god
00:39:27I have to run along with you
00:39:29Oh my god what I'm so sorry
00:39:37Oh my god
00:39:38They're both dead. Oh
00:39:41How am I gonna be able to talk to guacamole wizard? Oh
00:39:46What are you are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:54Jen what's going on over there?
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine. Mr. Edmonds. Oh, please. It's baking soda
00:40:13and water
00:40:13You're fine. Detention today after school
00:40:29Oh
00:40:30Jake hey, oh, uh, sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick the rice trick
00:40:44Yeah, you don't know about the
00:41:00Hey, um, Ella
00:41:03It's Emma. Yeah, that's what I said. Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:17It's gonna be okay
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop. It means it means I can't
00:41:28Can't what I
00:41:32Talked to a friend online
00:41:35He's really important to me
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him
00:41:52You know Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and
00:41:57Big ol' ego and rich kid bravara. Okay. Okay. I get it
00:42:04You're kind of sweet
00:42:10Hey, look at that
00:42:13Oh my god
00:42:13Oh my god, you're a miracle worker
00:42:24Oh, what is taking so long you does this thing in sodium bicarbonate shut up Ella. It's Emma
00:42:31Whatever
00:42:38Oh my god, a great girl
00:42:46Oh my god, that's where I'm going to look at her
00:42:50Oh my god, I
00:42:50Oh my god, I'm here
00:42:53Oh my god, I'm going to look at her
00:42:53Oh my god, I'm waiting for her
00:43:12guacamole wizard when can we be together in person guacamole wizard i want you so badly i
00:43:18dream about you touching me oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages touch me
00:43:24guacamole wizard yeah hey valley whore show them what you really like
00:43:48here you go here this is for you
00:43:55oh do you like what i've done with the place you hacked my laptop oh no it wasn't me
00:44:01it was that kid ella but i definitely got to reap the benefits what kind of incel sex over
00:44:06a video game hayley what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:11hey everyone i think valley whore is a catfish because who in their right mind would spend
00:44:18their time thirsting over you
00:44:43stop it stop stop
00:44:48i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:54jake hey
00:44:57now's the time tell them tell them what that's your guacamole wizard
00:45:04who's guacamole wizard here you go
00:45:10oh my god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend oh sweetie i've been
00:45:16bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you what why would you do that oh i don't know
00:45:21cole
00:45:22why do you think i would do that jake is this true have you been pretending to like me this
00:45:29whole time
00:45:30i'm sorry it was nothing personal
00:45:38yeah nothing personal
00:45:46all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here is that a leaf blower
00:45:53that's all him okay well you both have detention so
00:46:01let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property it wasn't school
00:46:07property dad it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets jesus christ how does she always get away with this
00:46:13shit could it be because her father's running for senate cole you think that's what it could be who
00:46:18cares i care and i hear she's got an eye for you so you're taking her to prom what i
00:46:26don't over
00:46:26my dead body oh because you're like that hayley girl i'm firing her mother right now no no please
00:46:32don't please then you're taking jen to prom max's dad called he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:39you're gonna go and you're gonna ask jen to prom end of discussion
00:46:49come on you big coward message him just do it you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:05i could never think that
00:47:12but i thought you were jake please can't you just tell me now
00:47:15i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:22i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:38okay you got this haley just take a deep breath you got this you got this
00:47:47you look beautiful
00:47:51thank you mom
00:48:11hey hayley i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:14hi hey vax your house is gorgeous i mean no it's just my parents blood honey you know they're upstairs
00:48:21watching the last of us right now they don't care about shit get drunk girl
00:48:38what are you doing here valley horror
00:48:43looks like the catfish came out of the pond hey everyone let's give it up for valley
00:48:52whore jen why are you doing this what have i even done to you to me oh i'm actually concerned
00:48:58about our whole community because those little cringy messages on your castle game those are
00:49:03concerning actually kind of a bit of a perv did you know that hayley she's a little pervy princess
00:49:10pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess hey let's get perfect tonight leave me alone
00:49:23is there a fire okay we set off the alarm
00:49:40call
00:49:40is there a fire okay
00:49:56is
00:50:01is
00:50:02is
00:50:04is
00:50:08is
00:50:17are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:25him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:32honest about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:49please at least take my jacket you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have
00:50:54to go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:50:58you
00:50:58trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i
00:51:04shouldn't trusted you and what about guacamole was it what are you
00:51:18who is that i don't know just the devil get in the car
00:51:26i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car dad can you just act normal for once
00:51:31and
00:51:31please introduce yourself to hailey i already assumed that's who this was hi mr opens so
00:51:39you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you
00:51:44young lady my son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you
00:51:51you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him
00:51:59or i swear to god your mother is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:08hey come on you don't mean that
00:52:12i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of
00:52:19what you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it
00:52:24i don't want any part of it so cole go with your dad
00:52:32hayley
00:52:40no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:46hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother
00:52:51i would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:11jen ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:20oh wow thanks emma
00:53:23okay bye
00:53:29one down one to go
00:53:31you're so cool i know emma
00:53:34wanna go to prom
00:53:35why not
00:53:38let's get these lovebirds together
00:53:44hi mr edmund
00:53:46hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:51oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today
00:53:56what can i say max actions have consequences birthday or no cole is grounded
00:54:02well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the prom committee
00:54:08we were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:11cole my son cole reviewing budgets
00:54:15he's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:18well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:40max what
00:54:41what are you guys doing here
00:54:43happy birthday cole
00:54:44i brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account
00:54:47just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:49what what's going on
00:54:51dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:53you can tell hayley who you are now you can be together
00:54:56just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are
00:55:01no
00:55:02i'll tell her myself
00:55:03stick me in your car
00:55:11welcome all the wizard
00:55:14mom i'm fine
00:55:16i just need some time alone
00:55:25open the door
00:55:27wait what
00:55:28he's here
00:55:37it's you
00:55:40i should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:55:44hayley i've wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:47my dad threatened to fire your mom and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:50to tell you who i was
00:55:51i got my inheritance
00:55:53and i can protect you and your family and so
00:55:55you don't have to choose
00:56:10i understand if this changes things
00:56:13if
00:56:13you don't love me the way
00:56:15you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:17i need you to know i love you
00:56:32cool i love you
00:56:34you do
00:56:36yes you idiot
00:56:37i've loved you for months
00:56:39i mean
00:56:41this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:43because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:47but you're him
00:56:48you didn't expect her
00:56:50i i mean
00:56:51i i always hoped it was you
00:56:56until you hoped
00:56:57yes
00:56:59i hoped it was you
00:57:00you were always there for me
00:57:06you're really fucking hot
00:57:11hey uh
00:57:13one of those things i said we could do
00:57:16here i go
00:57:21take my clothes off
00:57:22you're getting there don't worry
00:57:46okay so what do you think
00:57:4910 out of 10
00:57:50yeah
00:57:51i'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:55i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58all right
00:57:58all right that's fair
00:57:59i'll uh
00:58:01i'll take that as a warning
00:58:07what is my life now
00:58:08am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:11oh god no
00:58:12i fully expect you to
00:58:14continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17i'll just
00:58:18i'll just
00:58:18i'm just lost behind it
00:58:20there's always been lost behind it
00:58:22i'll see you in a minute now
00:58:24stop it
00:58:27um
00:58:28i think
00:58:30isn't promenade
00:58:31i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:34okay
00:58:36but
00:58:36the real question is
00:58:37do you got a date
00:58:40cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:43i would have asked you earlier
00:58:44but
00:58:45jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:46oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:48i don't want to hear it
00:58:50yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:52but i don't even have a dress
00:58:55later
00:58:59i just slept with cole edmonds
00:59:01and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:03who would have guessed
00:59:08i thought
00:59:09only the best for my princess
00:59:11where did you get that
00:59:14i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:17on the off chance that you
00:59:19might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:21and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:25of course they're going to prom with you
00:59:31mr edmonds
00:59:32i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:34cole
00:59:35are you here
00:59:37cole
00:59:37are you here
00:59:40mr edmonds
00:59:41you can't just park into my house like this
00:59:43i see you cole
00:59:44you are a big pro
01:00:02hey uh
01:00:03you almost done in there
01:00:04you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:07in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10okay i'm ready
01:00:22what do you think
01:00:27my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:33i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:36you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:3920 more minutes
01:00:40i want 10
01:00:41i do
01:00:46thank you all for using the prom voting site to catch your votes
01:00:50i hear we have a winner
01:00:54and your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58jen longfellow
01:01:01thank you
01:01:02oh my god
01:01:04thank you guys so much
01:01:07seriously this means the world to me
01:01:08i mean like who else would win
01:01:10right
01:01:12oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:18oh my god that's hailey and cole
01:01:22it was fun
01:01:23since where's your dad
01:01:24what's
01:01:28hey or uh
01:01:29most time that's up
01:01:31no
01:01:31but who cares
01:01:35hell yeah
01:01:39ew literally what the fuck
01:01:41damn language
01:01:43i am the queen okay
01:01:44she's just a little pervy princess
01:01:46come on
01:01:47everyone say it with me
01:01:48pervy princess
01:01:50pervy princess
01:01:51pervy princess
01:01:58wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:02make cole edmunds fall in love with you
01:02:05his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:09don't worry daddy if i can't have them no one can
01:02:13i'm gonna destroy hayley rod's life is this real
01:02:26what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:30you little shit
01:02:32you know jen
01:02:33as the principal
01:02:35i'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:38and above all of this petty drama
01:02:40but quite frankly
01:02:43you are the worst
01:02:45and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:49you can't do that
01:02:51i'm the principal
01:02:52so uh yes i can
01:03:02there was no internship
01:03:04you lied to me
01:03:13heyley catch
01:03:19oh my princess finally has a crown
01:03:22now all i need is my handsome prince
01:03:24oh yeah no can do
01:03:27all i have to offer
01:03:29is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:33oh
01:03:34how can i refuse
01:03:41oh no that's my dad
01:03:45we are going home
01:03:46right now
01:03:48you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:50yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:53you talk all the time
01:03:54about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57yet you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:01and it's because of hayley
01:04:03and you can accept that
01:04:04i'll make my own path
01:04:06and best believe me i can
01:04:08i'll say this
01:04:10that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:15joy prime
01:04:23i am so proud of you
01:04:26i kind of done with all you being by my side
01:04:30that was terrifying
01:04:31it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before though so
01:04:36i love you balacone
01:04:37i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:39oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:41yeah you do
01:04:42oh my god
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