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💖Craving My Brother's Best Friend freedrama
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00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Why?
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:19Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:29Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:33You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:15Stupid!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:19Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:21It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:28No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut
00:01:37starring him!
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:03And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Vaughn.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:14Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:35It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison.
00:02:47I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Alice.
00:02:54Yo, Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Oh, come on.
00:02:56That's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:07I don't care, man.
00:03:08All right.
00:03:09You're on watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:12And remember, most important part, road code.
00:03:14We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:16Ron.
00:03:17I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:18Catch you later, okay?
00:03:19Fuck yeah.
00:03:20All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21All right, bye, everybody.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one
00:03:26having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:33Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:51It's, sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it.
00:03:55So you just don't wanna open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:07That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last, like, two weeks, so I...
00:04:14Any signal?
00:04:15So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:18Why? What's on the email?
00:04:21Why? What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate? Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because, you know, like I am, I'm gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:36me.
00:04:37No, nothing. Nothing scandalous. I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:40Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay, deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year. New city, new school.
00:04:51I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:19No.
00:05:22Hi. Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:24I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:27Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:30And...
00:05:31more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:33Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:38Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay. Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:47If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure. Yeah. Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:58Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in. Be aggressive. He loves them.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:07He loves them.
00:06:07He loves them.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:25Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room. Show them aggression.
00:06:28I got this.
00:06:38Oh, my God.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:42You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46We lost, and we still gotta start.
00:06:48See it?
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:54What?
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:57Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:00Whoa!
00:07:05Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:09I actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Are you needing a salute?
00:07:13Um, back off.
00:07:33You looking for me?
00:07:38What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:41He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:45Who else could it be?
00:07:47Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:49You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:53Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:58Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh, my God.
00:08:06It's all right.
00:08:07Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:10Cool it down, Sleeveheart.
00:08:11You look thirsty.
00:08:20Hey, well, great. Well, you guys are gonna be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:23Put it down!
00:08:28What is that?
00:08:29Well, let's get you out of here. I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:33I love you!
00:08:44I finally did it.
00:08:46The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:49I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:51And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:55The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:00Touchdown!
00:09:02I slept.
00:09:10You guys are benched.
00:09:11It's just a joke.
00:09:13Seriously?
00:09:15The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:19Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Allison, unenged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he loves?
00:09:26Kill me now.
00:09:33What are you doing here?
00:09:36I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:37Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:42Yes, it did.
00:09:43You've just been waiting.
00:09:45Yeah, and whose fault is that?
00:09:48I messaged you.
00:09:49Oh, crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:53I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:58Sorry.
00:09:59Missed my message, sir?
00:10:01No, I don't think so.
00:10:03I think.
00:10:04I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:06Why?
00:10:07Okay, come on.
00:10:08What?
00:10:08Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever you...
00:10:10Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:14I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:17You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:19He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:20Are you into that?
00:10:21We're doing a school project together.
00:10:23Ah, a school project.
00:10:24Yes.
00:10:25You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:28Well, it's the truth.
00:10:29So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:31Hold on.
00:10:32Let me do something really quick.
00:10:33What are you doing?
00:10:34There you go.
00:10:35Chad is deleted.
00:10:36What?
00:10:37What?
00:10:37Stop!
00:10:38They're already done.
00:10:39That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:41That's not fair.
00:10:43Yes, it is.
00:10:44Because, listen.
00:10:45You're my business now.
00:10:47So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:54Cool.
00:10:54Do what?
00:10:56I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:07Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:09Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:11This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:14The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:18I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:23Make sure you were magic in my chest.
00:11:26This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:29My only.
00:11:31My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:36Yes, Rhett.
00:11:39Harder.
00:11:40Faster.
00:11:41I'm coming.
00:11:43Are you alright?
00:11:44Yes.
00:11:45I need a little bit of air.
00:11:46It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:50Ron is going to kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:55No, I just...
00:12:04Oh my god, even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:07I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:11You have double XL condoms, do you see?
00:12:13Hey, I'll tell you this.
00:12:15It's for grownups.
00:12:16Do you actually use those?
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:19They use your face.
00:12:20There's no way.
00:12:22That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:24What did you like to know?
00:12:30Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:33Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys' locker room.
00:12:36You kissed me back.
00:12:37You basically attacked me.
00:12:38I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:47Pathetic.
00:12:48I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:49I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:51I'm such an idiot.
00:12:53Forget I said anything.
00:12:54You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:57Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:00Excuse me?
00:13:01There's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:04No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:06And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:09Are you insane?
00:13:10Who do you think you are?
00:13:11My father?
00:13:17I'm your roommate.
00:13:18I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:22So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:27We're roommates.
00:13:28And that means we're equals.
00:13:31And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:34So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:38And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you
00:13:41to do to make sure that you're safe.
00:13:43Why don't you consider me?
00:13:45Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:48Nope.
00:13:49Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:52No.
00:13:53Pro Max.
00:13:54Not when he looks like that.
00:13:58You have a problem with him.
00:13:59Yeah.
00:14:00This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:04First you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:07Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:11You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:13I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:14You don't control what I do.
00:14:16You don't care.
00:14:18No.
00:14:19I'm not your knight.
00:14:20You don't care.
00:14:24No.
00:14:28No, you don't care.
00:14:29No, you're not your brother.
00:14:30Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Five.
00:14:33Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:37Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:40Lingerie?
00:14:41Seriously?
00:14:43But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide,
00:14:45and i'll never make the squat i'm not letting rita win i'm your roommate and i'm also your
00:14:52brother's best friend since that's all he wants to be a roommate my brother's best friend screw
00:14:58him i don't take orders from those
00:15:21oh my god did you actually show up in lingerie
00:15:29look everyone the strippers arrived let's all give little miss hooker a round of applause for
00:15:34being tonight's entertainment thanks at least i don't look so ordinary you spend so much of
00:15:44your life trying to embarrass me i'm starting to think you have a crush rita
00:15:49now are we going to have some fun or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me
00:15:54all night turn the music up let's play a game
00:16:13i dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now
00:16:23shit i don't have any guy friends here chad is deleted and i can't call brett
00:16:29what's the matter no guys want you tick tock sweetie
00:16:35she's stalling she doesn't have anyone to call
00:16:38you can't get a guy you dress like a hooker you flash your tits and a single man wants to
00:16:43claim you
00:16:43just give me a second
00:16:55hey allison yeah i
00:17:03that is punishment for wasting your time
00:17:06but you're so thirsty
00:17:08lick it up
00:17:14lick it up
00:17:23britt
00:17:26what's up where are you
00:17:27i'm at club vibe i um
00:17:31i lost a dare
00:17:32yeah
00:17:34what kind of dare
00:17:36i need a man to claim me
00:17:39in front of everyone
00:17:40allison are you asking me to
00:17:41go to a club after i told you that i didn't think it was a good idea for you to
00:17:45go out
00:17:45tonight
00:17:46come on brett
00:17:47please this is serious can you just come get me
00:17:49no allison you know what
00:17:51you wanted to break the rules
00:17:52you enjoy your night
00:17:54brett please
00:17:58how dare you even think brett
00:18:00he'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you
00:18:03you literally stalked him into the men's showers
00:18:07i'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet
00:18:15where do you think you're going
00:18:16grab her
00:18:18nope
00:18:18get off of me
00:18:19you lost the dare
00:18:21you pay the price
00:18:24you need to loosen up
00:18:26you couldn't get brett's touchy that's fine
00:18:28we'll help you lower your standards
00:18:32no
00:18:44what was that
00:18:46oh
00:18:47jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare
00:18:54please
00:18:55come on sweetheart
00:18:56a dare is a dare
00:18:58stop fighting
00:19:01i'm doing you a favor
00:19:02taking that v-card out of your ass
00:19:12please
00:19:13please stop
00:19:14you're getting this
00:19:15that's what gets news
00:19:19hey asshole
00:19:32don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:34don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:45this is a total overreaction
00:19:48jason and allie were just having fun together
00:19:50i mean look at how she's dressed
00:19:52she's practically begging for it
00:20:04you know i better not see any videos of this online
00:20:06or else you are fucking dumb
00:20:09and that goes for everybody
00:20:11i don't want to see one picture of one video
00:20:13does everybody understand that
00:20:17great
00:20:17we're going to delete them right now
00:20:34what do you think you're doing huh
00:20:39you're sneaking out
00:20:40going to a place like this
00:20:42what happened if i hadn't shown up
00:20:45what did you mean back there
00:20:50back where
00:20:52when you told everyone
00:20:55that i'm your girl
00:20:57the literal meaning
00:20:59i completely lost it
00:21:00when that piece of shit was touching you
00:21:03i told ron that i was going to protect you
00:21:05and that's exactly what i'm doing
00:21:08yeah
00:21:10i know
00:21:11because i'm just ron's little sister
00:21:13always causing trouble
00:21:14please just put this on
00:21:17happy
00:21:17yeah
00:21:23well you know what i don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere
00:21:25dressed like this
00:21:26like i'm desperate
00:21:27no that's not true
00:21:28i know
00:21:28okay i'm a total joke
00:21:30bullshit
00:21:30you're trying to impress people that don't matter
00:21:32okay
00:21:33these people are not your friends
00:21:34and you're lowering your standards
00:21:35i know
00:21:36i know
00:21:36obviously i know rita's not my friend
00:21:38and i know that i'm a pathetic loser
00:21:40and i know that i'm not good enough for you
00:21:43that's not true
00:21:45fuck rita
00:21:46fuck everybody
00:21:49i'll send you perfect just the way that you are
00:21:51i don't want to be me okay
00:21:52i want to be liked
00:21:54i want to be wanted
00:21:55and i want someone
00:21:56who will answer when i call them
00:21:58i'll always answer when you come
00:22:00i'll always be there
00:22:01so what does that mean
00:22:04what does that mean for us
00:22:05what am i
00:22:06to you brett
00:22:08i'm losing my mind
00:22:10i know the rules
00:22:11but look at her
00:22:13all i can think
00:22:15just this once
00:22:17what
00:22:21say it
00:22:21just say it
00:22:22i'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this
00:22:25because i'm just ron's little sister
00:22:27no
00:22:28it's the only reason you look at me huh
00:22:29that is not true
00:22:31then tell me
00:22:31that you don't feel anything when you look at me
00:22:34tell me there's nothing happening right now
00:22:36i can't
00:22:38and you can't actually do anything about it either
00:22:42so you know what just forget it
00:22:44forget i said anything
00:22:47i'm done begging you
00:22:49i'm done
00:22:50no alison alison stop it
00:22:58listen
00:22:58there is a line
00:22:59that i am trying
00:23:00to not
00:23:01cross
00:23:02why
00:23:03because if i do
00:23:05i won't be able to stop
00:23:09it says that you have to stop
00:23:13please don't stop
00:23:14please don't stop
00:23:35what are you doing
00:23:36ruining everything
00:23:50yo what's up loser
00:23:56ali
00:23:56are
00:23:57are you a threat right now
00:24:00swear to god guys
00:24:01what are you doing right now
00:24:03talk to me
00:24:03it's time to run
00:24:08what is he doing
00:24:09is he seriously going to kiss me in front of ron
00:24:16yeah your eyes are super red
00:24:18hey ron what's up man
00:24:19what
00:24:19ali called me
00:24:21dumbass
00:24:22and i had to sign up to see your face
00:24:24two inches away from hers
00:24:25so you guys better have a good ass explanation right now
00:24:27or i'm gonna come over there and beat your ass
00:24:29it's
00:24:30it was an accident okay
00:24:31we just
00:24:33i butt dialed you
00:24:34we
00:24:35we went to the freshman party
00:24:36and
00:24:37and
00:24:37i was leaving
00:24:38and something got in my eye
00:24:40and so brett
00:24:41was helping me
00:24:42and i was holding the flashlight
00:24:43okay chill
00:24:45really
00:24:46yeah look
00:24:50it's really dry okay
00:24:51my eye is like dying
00:24:55all right
00:24:55brett if that's true
00:24:56you guys got to take care of two
00:24:58i don't know like an urgent care right now or something
00:25:00i need you to take care of that
00:25:01i was uh
00:25:02i was going to right after
00:25:03i got it baby
00:25:05peace
00:25:06bye
00:25:09oh my god that was really really close
00:25:13hey what's up
00:25:14what's up
00:25:15what's up
00:25:15what's up
00:25:15what's up
00:25:16you forgot something
00:25:17no heli
00:25:17it's late
00:25:18come on you almost kissed me
00:25:20hey allison
00:25:22stop
00:25:27quit acting so childish
00:25:32you know the only thing that i need to quit
00:25:36is you
00:25:43all right ladies
00:25:46physical assessments today
00:25:48allison
00:25:49you're up first
00:25:52yes
00:25:58oh-
00:26:00oh-
00:26:00oh-
00:26:02oh-
00:26:03oh-
00:26:17oh-
00:26:22Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:25You're looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:28You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:31Shut up.
00:26:39Hey, uh...
00:26:40Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:45Huh?
00:26:54Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:00Solo, Allison? Let me help. I'm real hands-on.
00:27:05I'm okay.
00:27:07Come on. It'll be fun. I promise.
00:27:11Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:14Uh, she's with me.
00:27:17I'm not with anyone.
00:27:19Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:22That's right. She doesn't need to keep her Brett.
00:27:26Choose me.
00:27:31Walk away, Chad. Right now.
00:27:35Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:42What are you doing?
00:27:44What?
00:27:44Are you jealous or something?
00:27:46No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:47What was that?
00:27:48I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:50Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:55First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:00All right, come on. You first.
00:28:08Let's go. We don't have all day.
00:28:10You ready, Rookie?
00:28:12I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:14But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:17Let's go. We don't have all day.
00:28:20You wanna play?
00:28:22Fine. Let's play.
00:28:23Let's go.
00:28:37All day.
00:28:53What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:56I'm not doing anything.
00:28:57Stop it.
00:28:59Stop where?
00:29:03Switch positions.
00:29:05You're turned.
00:29:18Whenever you're ready.
00:29:20She's trying to kill me.
00:29:22And it's working.
00:29:28She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:30It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:33Rob is going to murder me.
00:29:41What the hell am I doing?
00:29:47What the hell am I doing?
00:29:49You okay, bro?
00:29:51I'm good.
00:29:52And done.
00:29:53Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:55You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:29:59Really?
00:30:00Wow, thank you.
00:30:04Congratulations.
00:30:06Good flirting, you two.
00:30:13It's an orphanage.
00:30:29Oh, my.
00:30:32Shit.
00:30:33It's fucking hot.
00:30:34Hot.
00:30:34You okay?
00:30:35Oh, my God.
00:30:42Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:44Yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:45Here.
00:30:47Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:49It's fine.
00:30:50Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:51I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:54Damn it, how do I unsee that?
00:30:56How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:30:59Okay, it's fine.
00:31:00Just...
00:31:01It's okay.
00:31:01Just forget it, okay?
00:31:02I'm doing laundry.
00:31:03I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:05I, um, didn't...
00:31:07You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:09And it...
00:31:11And neither are you.
00:31:12You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:13You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:15And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:17Yeah, okay.
00:31:18I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:19Listen, I just...
00:31:22Why aren't you still here?
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:25Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:26This is my morning routine.
00:31:27I don't...
00:31:28It's 8.30.
00:31:29Isn't the whole tear squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and
00:31:32makeup thing?
00:31:33What?
00:31:34Nobody told me that.
00:31:35How...
00:31:37Oh, my God.
00:31:37She's going to kill me.
00:31:38Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:39This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:40She's going to...
00:31:41She's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:43Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:44It's okay.
00:31:45I'll...
00:31:45It's alright.
00:31:46Okay.
00:32:00Get all your stuff?
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:02Um, I have to go.
00:32:04Okay.
00:32:05Thanks.
00:32:06Bye.
00:32:15Did you just see that?
00:32:16That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:19And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:21Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:23Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:25Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:34Hey, uh, sorry I'm late.
00:32:36I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:39Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:41Late is late.
00:32:42You're just too lazy.
00:32:53Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:54My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:32:57It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:00Like I said, nobody...
00:33:04No.
00:33:05Hey, stop!
00:33:06Are you crazy?
00:33:08Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:12Stop!
00:33:14You want to fight?
00:33:16I'll give you a reason.
00:33:22Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:24What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:25Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:27This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:28Cool.
00:33:29Get out.
00:33:31Get out of here.
00:33:32All of you, get out of here.
00:33:33Right now.
00:33:33Did you hear me?
00:33:34Get out.
00:33:39You okay?
00:33:41It's fine.
00:33:43I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:47or something.
00:33:48It's going to be okay.
00:33:49We have enough time.
00:33:50Trust me.
00:33:54Hi, hello.
00:33:55Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker
00:33:58room
00:33:58right now.
00:34:03All right.
00:34:04Hey, listen.
00:34:05Use my jersey.
00:34:06Make you look better than the original.
00:34:08All right?
00:34:08All right.
00:34:32Oh, shit.
00:34:34Is that even Allison?
00:34:45She looks...
00:34:47Stony.
00:34:49Look at you.
00:34:50You look fantastic.
00:34:52You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:55It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:34:57You know, that's true.
00:34:58That's true, I am.
00:34:59Hey, are you sure?
00:35:01It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:03Yeah.
00:35:05You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:07Really?
00:35:09To you as your best friend's sister?
00:35:13Of course.
00:35:14As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:18All right.
00:35:20Time's ticking.
00:35:21Let's move.
00:35:22Allison, I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:27But it works.
00:35:29You take center.
00:35:31Let's go.
00:35:36Okay.
00:35:37Hey, uh...
00:35:44Where's the leg?
00:35:48Hold it in.
00:35:53Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:00I'm okay.
00:36:02One, two, three, go.
00:36:08Shout out loud!
00:36:13Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:15Oh, yeah!
00:36:21Oh, yeah!
00:36:32What is that girl?
00:36:34She's on fire!
00:36:35It's Allison Scott.
00:36:36Who knows she had moves?
00:36:42All this thing is serious.
00:36:43It's so hot.
00:36:45I mean, damn.
00:36:46I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:49Body in that uniform?
00:36:50Woo!
00:36:51You're getting lucky tonight!
00:36:54Stay with me.
00:36:55I don't have to.
00:36:56See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:00I'm telling you right now.
00:37:01You don't fuck off.
00:37:02The only thing that's going to be chasing is my fist.
00:37:14He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:16The 20.
00:37:18The 10.
00:37:21Touchdown!
00:37:22Harrison does it again.
00:37:24State wins.
00:37:25Yes!
00:37:26Oh!
00:37:27Good job!
00:37:28Right here.
00:37:29Woo!
00:37:30Woo!
00:37:31Woo!
00:37:31Woo!
00:37:40Hey!
00:37:42Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:44That was really good.
00:37:46You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:49Okay, shut up.
00:37:50Oh!
00:37:53You okay?
00:37:55Kip!
00:37:55Kip!
00:37:56Kip!
00:37:57Kip!
00:37:57Kip!
00:37:58Kip!
00:37:58Kip!
00:37:59Kip!
00:38:00Kip!
00:38:01Kip!
00:38:04Oh my God. Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:08In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:11Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
00:38:20Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff.
00:38:23I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:28Come on, Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:30I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend, but I want it.
00:38:54Wait, what?
00:39:00I can't believe this is happening. Kiss Kim, me and Brett.
00:39:13Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:19Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:21No problem.
00:39:30This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:34But it feels so right.
00:39:37I never want it to end.
00:39:43Harrison!
00:39:49Harrison!
00:39:52Oh, shit.
00:39:52What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school?
00:39:56Ron, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:39:58I'm making a scene?
00:39:59Yeah.
00:39:59I'm making a scene. You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:03Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:06Are you serious right now? If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a robe.
00:40:12You're unbelievable.
00:40:14I hate you.
00:40:18Dude, I'm...
00:40:19No, no, no. You cut the crap.
00:40:20You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:22I promise.
00:40:23Do not bullshit me!
00:40:24Do not bullshit me!
00:40:25Absolutely nothing. I'm serious. Nothing.
00:40:28You're fucking lying.
00:40:29I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:31She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:33I know that.
00:40:34So you stay in your lane.
00:40:35Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:38You do not cross me. You do not!
00:40:40I promise. Dude.
00:40:42Fuck.
00:40:46Okay.
00:40:47Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:49No.
00:40:50I sound like a mom.
00:40:53This is ridiculous.
00:40:54Why am I texting him? He's literally in the next room.
00:40:57You know what?
00:40:59Just go in there.
00:41:00Just ask him.
00:41:01Hey, Brett.
00:41:02What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:04He kissed me back.
00:41:05He can't deny it this time.
00:41:07It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:10Okay.
00:41:11Do or die.
00:41:18What are you doing?
00:41:19Getting groceries.
00:41:20What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:22I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:23Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:25I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:28She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:31Brett.
00:41:33What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:36I know you didn't paint it.
00:41:38I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:40Why?
00:41:41You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:43Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:45Oh, you know what?
00:41:46I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:50It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:53Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:54The fun's over.
00:41:55It's finished.
00:41:56Do you understand?
00:42:00Don't you dare.
00:42:01No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:02I'm not doing anything.
00:42:03No, no, no.
00:42:04That's not fair, okay?
00:42:05Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:06Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:09Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:11You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:13Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:14I'm not doing anything.
00:42:15Yes, you are.
00:42:17You know what?
00:42:17Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:20Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:22Yes.
00:42:23Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:25I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:32Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:35Chad's a predator.
00:42:36And a loser.
00:42:37And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:42I can't.
00:42:42I can't.
00:42:48Oh.
00:42:50Is he hard?
00:42:55Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:42:59You don't think I'll be honest?
00:43:05Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:07You know, biology.
00:43:11Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:19Ellie!
00:43:20Brett!
00:43:21You guys out here?
00:43:22Fucking shit!
00:43:23What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:24You have to get out.
00:43:25I can't get out.
00:43:26If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:28Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:30So, I...
00:43:31I'm gonna get out.
00:43:32Okay, cool.
00:43:33Allie, hey!
00:43:35Oh, my God, he's telling you.
00:43:36Allie, hey!
00:43:37Just get under.
00:43:38Get out of what?
00:43:38Brett?
00:43:44Allie.
00:43:45Hi.
00:43:46Showing alone?
00:43:47Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:49What? I'm naked!
00:43:50Get out!
00:43:52You're...
00:43:54You're not, though.
00:43:56Okay, well...
00:43:57I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:00I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:01I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:02I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:03You got it, so...
00:44:04I also wanted to say that...
00:44:08I think you did a great job today.
00:44:11I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:12And I'm sorry that I was, uh...
00:44:14an asshole about it.
00:44:17Thanks.
00:44:23Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:26Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:30So, I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:34Ron...
00:44:35I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:36It's a game.
00:44:37Everyone does it.
00:44:39A game?
00:44:40I just feel like it's kind of...
00:44:41I don't know, a dream.
00:44:42This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:45Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:47So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:49That's fair.
00:44:51Chad sucks.
00:44:52Yeah.
00:44:52Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:54Okay.
00:44:54He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:44:58They won't be.
00:45:02Okay.
00:45:02Thanks.
00:45:05What was that?
00:45:08What was that?
00:45:11Sorry.
00:45:12I got water in my nose.
00:45:13Okay.
00:45:14I'm okay.
00:45:14Don't drown.
00:45:15Okay.
00:45:16Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:19Bye.
00:45:19Bye.
00:45:26God, the only one's gonna die.
00:45:30Good talk.
00:45:31Wait.
00:45:34I have to ask you something.
00:45:36I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:38On a date.
00:45:39Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:40Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:42There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:46I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:45:56You got plans, Allie.
00:46:00Okay.
00:46:01Yeah, whatever.
00:46:02I just...
00:46:16Rhett?
00:46:20I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:26Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:38Look!
00:46:39Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:41We're just finally getting back.
00:46:42Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:45It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:48I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:51I came by myself.
00:46:52Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:46:56Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:46:58Nothing major.
00:46:59Just some Birkin bags.
00:47:00Some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:02Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:07Huh.
00:47:08How much are you asking for this?
00:47:10Fifteen dollars.
00:47:11I made it myself.
00:47:13Fifteen dollars?
00:47:14For some plastic and twine.
00:47:16You don't have to buy it.
00:47:17It's ambitious.
00:47:19You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:22I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:29You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:32Are you insane?
00:47:34You actually want this garbage.
00:47:36You know, I value the artist.
00:47:37That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:39So, $500?
00:47:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:41She's nothing.
00:47:42No, you're nothing.
00:47:43Especially compared to her.
00:47:45How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:49Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:51No, I'm serious.
00:47:52Don't come back to this table again.
00:47:57You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:47:58What are you doing?
00:47:59What do you mean?
00:48:00You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:02You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:04And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:06You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:09What do you want?
00:48:11I'm just trying to...
00:48:13Allison.
00:48:14Party at my place.
00:48:16Celebrating the big win.
00:48:17You coming?
00:48:19I don't know.
00:48:21I'm not interested.
00:48:22She's a grown woman.
00:48:24She can speak for herself.
00:48:27So, what do you say?
00:48:30You're not going anywhere.
00:48:33And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:35Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:38You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:40Fine.
00:48:40Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:42No, yeah.
00:48:43Sounds fun.
00:48:48I'll be there.
00:48:57There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:01Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:03Oh.
00:49:05Thanks.
00:49:09It's a cool party.
00:49:10Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:13Really, for me?
00:49:15Why did you do that?
00:49:17You're single.
00:49:18I'm single.
00:49:19You need another reason?
00:49:22So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:25No deal.
00:49:26There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:28He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so.
00:49:32It's his loss.
00:49:34My gain.
00:49:37Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:41Let's fix that.
00:49:46Yeah.
00:49:47No, why not?
00:49:48There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:51Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:52You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:54No.
00:49:54What's that?
00:49:55We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:00Come on.
00:50:00You're a tough person.
00:50:14Damn it.
00:50:15Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:18Come on, Allison.
00:50:19You're already here.
00:50:22Oh, my God.
00:50:23Oh, my God.
00:50:31fine
00:50:32but i play to win
00:50:38i can check it out
00:50:4010 bucks say they kiss
00:50:55dude what the fuck
00:50:57game's over let's go
00:50:59excuse me what are you doing get off of me
00:51:01what do you think you're doing you're ruining my
00:51:03night do you think i care that i'm ruining your night
00:51:05what do you think rob would think if he knew you were happy don't care
00:51:07how about you elect your someone who gives a fuck
00:51:09come on okay no more of these stupid games you don't have to
00:51:11play this shit i know let's go
00:51:13i don't have to play these stupid games i'm playing
00:51:15them because i want to
00:51:19get the fuck
00:51:19away from me
00:51:30oh my god
00:51:31oh shit
00:51:45oh my god is she okay
00:51:56hey hey look at me look at me look at me
00:52:00hey hey you okay
00:52:02i can't i can't breathe i can't breathe i can't breathe
00:52:25god just put me down
00:52:27here we go put you down
00:52:29you know you could have died
00:52:31and chad i mean my god you have no business being around that guy let alone being this close
00:52:36to kissing him huh anybody who's have a brain cell
00:52:38realize he's a total fucking douchebagger right
00:52:40that's not fair
00:52:42what's not fair
00:52:44what's not fair what am i not understanding
00:52:45huh what what don't i understand
00:52:47that i don't know how this works
00:52:49okay i'm sorry i'm figuring it out
00:52:51i don't know how guys work all the time
00:52:54you know that's fantastic i'm so happy that you're able to admit that okay
00:52:57you're not any better than me
00:52:58i'm not any better what did i do
00:53:00how am i not any better what are you talking about
00:53:03your work
00:53:04i jumped in the pool i saved your life
00:53:06and now what i'm an asshole how am i worse
00:53:08you're worse because you saved me when i was drowning
00:53:11yeah
00:53:12because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:53:15because you caught me when i fell in front of everyone
00:53:18because you drove me to school when i was late
00:53:21yeah i know i sound like such a total jerk
00:53:24you know i don't understand
00:53:29you made me fall in love with you
00:53:33that's the worst thing
00:53:35i did i fell in love with you i'm in love with you
00:53:38stop stop and you're my brother's best friend
00:53:40i know that i know
00:53:42so then why do you keep swooping in
00:53:44and saving me like a hero and then
00:53:46pushing me away
00:53:48am i crazy
00:53:49do you not feel anything
00:53:52because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:54and you can't keep doing that
00:53:56okay
00:53:58i want you
00:53:59to tell me
00:54:00to stop
00:54:01tell me that you don't want this
00:54:03tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:04i'm gonna tell you stop
00:54:06i'm never gonna tell you to stop
00:54:14fuck it
00:54:29i've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:39listen you have no idea
00:54:41every single time i saw you it was him
00:54:44i always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me
00:54:48than just my best friend's sister
00:54:51why didn't you say anything
00:54:53i made a promise to run
00:54:55but you know what
00:55:02i don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:14i think about you every day
00:55:17every morning
00:55:19and every night
00:55:22and every single time i close my eyes
00:55:26it's you that i see
00:55:29every time
00:55:32thank you
00:55:41i want you to take me
00:55:44right here
00:55:47right now
00:56:00so what do we know
00:56:07what do you want us to be
00:56:10what do you want me to be
00:56:13i want you to be mine
00:56:18i think i already am
00:56:23but what about ron
00:56:24he's gonna kill you
00:56:26i know ron loves you very much
00:56:28he's very protectable to brother
00:56:30but i think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:35how much i love you
00:56:41i don't know
00:56:42i think
00:56:44i think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:48just for now
00:56:51i don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:52i know
00:56:55but it's just
00:56:56but it's just
00:56:57for a little
00:56:57until we find the right moment
00:57:03i don't want to do your work
00:57:05we'll be secret
00:57:23thinking about you
00:57:32hi captain
00:57:34when are you coming to pick me up
00:57:35i am uh
00:57:36currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:39i'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just
00:57:40sprinting to you
00:57:43well as much as i'd love to see you running to me
00:57:47don't
00:57:47my legs are killing me
00:57:50and
00:57:51i really like your car
00:57:52oh i know you love my car
00:57:54he grabs me by the waist
00:57:56hoisting me up
00:57:56putting me on the hood of his car
00:57:58brett
00:57:58stop
00:57:59don't read my smut
00:58:01i'm telling you
00:58:02every single word that you have ever written is etched into my heart
00:58:05into my soul
00:58:07betrayals kisses from my neck
00:58:09to my breasts
00:58:10gently
00:58:11suck it
00:58:11and biting
00:58:12holy shit
00:58:14that is literal trash
00:58:16but why does it sound like 50 shades of grey when he says it
00:58:20i feel so hot right now
00:58:24palms my center
00:58:26slowly massaging my folds
00:58:28are you away ali
00:58:29fuck
00:58:33fuck
00:58:38oh my god someone's coming
00:58:39um i have to go take my own death
00:58:40bye
00:58:41bye
00:58:42i'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:01okay
00:59:02i have to go take my own death
00:59:12I was just trying to help.
00:59:15Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:20Shoot. I'm late.
00:59:41Brett.
00:59:43That's Allison's.
00:59:44Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:46If I'd known it was your little girlfriends, I never would have touched it.
01:00:05Let's see what you're up to.
01:00:08Hey. Hey.
01:00:10You found my bag. I was looking for that.
01:00:12Thank you. No problem.
01:00:17Attention, all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:19It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:25I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a
01:00:33thorough search.
01:00:34Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend. Right?
01:00:40I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
01:00:43Excuse me. I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:45Sounded like you were retching.
01:00:47And I asked you if you were okay.
01:00:48Look at this.
01:00:49This is perfection.
01:00:50It's every girl's dream. I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:53And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:00:55I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:00Search me.
01:01:01I have nothing to hide.
01:01:06Your turn, Scott.
01:01:08Sure, but I...
01:01:10Rita!
01:01:12Jackpot.
01:01:13Well, well, well.
01:01:15Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:18I knew it.
01:01:19No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:23Allison, performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:28Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay? Those aren't mine.
01:01:32Right.
01:01:33A cheater and a liar.
01:01:36Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:37I've never seen those. I don't know what they are.
01:01:40I'm lying.
01:01:41It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:44They're mine.
01:01:45Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:01:48Did you forget I asked you to hold onto my vitamins this morning?
01:01:51Yeah, sorry. I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:01:54He's right. They're just vitamins.
01:01:56No, they aren't.
01:01:57Uh, Ms. Russo, how is it that you've come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:03I just...
01:02:06They look suspicious.
01:02:07Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:11Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:13That's enough.
01:02:14All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:18Rita, you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately.
01:02:22What?
01:02:22You can't do that.
01:02:24Championships are in two weeks. Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:27I mean, I know it.
01:02:28Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:33You little bitch.
01:02:34You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:36That's enough, Rita. My decision is final.
01:02:43I know.
01:02:44Listen up. When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:48You want us to drop her? She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:51That's the point.
01:02:53Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading. So tragic.
01:02:56I can't do that. Coach will kill me.
01:02:59Fine. And say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:02I know everything, girls.
01:03:05Every dirty little secret.
01:03:06Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:09Your call.
01:03:10And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:19Very sweet.
01:03:22What happened back there? How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:27I saw Rita putting something in your bag.
01:03:30So I swapped it out.
01:03:32I knew it. I knew she was up to something.
01:03:35You know, I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
01:03:38Yeah, she was throwing up.
01:03:40It was when we were...
01:03:43When we were having...
01:03:48Bone sex.
01:03:51So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:03:54Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:03:57Hey, do you...
01:04:00Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:02Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:04I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:05I mean, I'm being serious though.
01:04:07I'm being serious too, Allison.
01:04:09Perfect is who you are.
01:04:11Yeah.
01:04:12I'll always be there.
01:04:15To catch you on your phone.
01:04:18Always.
01:04:21All right.
01:04:22On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:25Rita, you're up first.
01:04:26Then Allison.
01:04:39Okay, Allison.
01:04:41Hey, great job you guys.
01:04:43You killed her.
01:05:07Hey.
01:05:08I told you to catch you.
01:05:10Brett.
01:05:11You just saved my life.
01:05:16I guess that makes me like a bag of tree weed or something, huh?
01:05:20Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:22You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:25Are you kidding me?
01:05:26They almost dropped me.
01:05:27I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:28I could have died.
01:05:29That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:31Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:34Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:40Oh, Brett.
01:05:43Oh, my gosh.
01:05:43I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:45I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:47All right, everyone.
01:05:47In light of performances and character, I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:05:58Wow.
01:06:00Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:02I'm proud of you.
01:06:03Wanna show me just how proud you are?
01:06:07And that's game.
01:06:09State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:14Allie.
01:06:15Look, I know.
01:06:16It's not what you wanted.
01:06:17It's okay.
01:06:17Because you did good.
01:06:18That's all that matters.
01:06:20Thanks, bro.
01:06:21I'm gonna go take a piss.
01:06:21I'll be right back.
01:06:22Ew.
01:06:23Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:25Yo.
01:06:26Allison.
01:06:27She is.
01:06:28Looking good, baby.
01:06:29Y'all do private shows.
01:06:31You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:34You're so gross.
01:06:36Yo, what the hell?
01:06:38Are you serious?
01:06:39What?
01:06:39What's going on?
01:06:40I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:42No, don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:43You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:45I hate your dreams.
01:06:46How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens
01:06:51again.
01:06:52You think you're so fucking special?
01:06:54Why?
01:06:55You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:06:58How?
01:06:58By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:01I mean, that must be how you got out there.
01:07:02Considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:05You shameless whore.
01:07:07Hey!
01:07:08One more woman.
01:07:10I do.
01:07:11You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:13She's a public boss.
01:07:15Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:18Hey!
01:07:19Hey, fuckface.
01:07:21You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:25Run!
01:07:26Run!
01:07:27Run!
01:07:27Hey!
01:07:27Hey!
01:07:28That's enough!
01:07:30What's going on here?
01:07:31I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:07:32Chad was gonna hit her.
01:07:34You're gonna hit her?
01:07:35No.
01:07:35Get my office now!
01:07:37You!
01:07:38With me!
01:07:39This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:41Let's...
01:07:41We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:44Alright.
01:07:45You sure you're already?
01:07:51It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:07:53You could've broken your hand.
01:07:55Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:07:57Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that.
01:08:00Shut up.
01:08:06You know, I could kinda get used to this, having, uh,
01:08:09Nurse Allison around.
01:08:11Take care of me.
01:08:12Help me out.
01:08:14Yo, guys.
01:08:14304.
01:08:15I think it's this one.
01:08:16Let's go see the hero.
01:08:17Oh, shit.
01:08:18No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:20They can't see us like this.
01:08:22I won't let him.
01:08:23Let's tell him.
01:08:25Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:26In front of the entire team.
01:08:29Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:31What do you want to do?
01:08:33Let's hide.
01:08:39Brett!
01:08:41Brett, you in there?
01:08:41Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:44Don, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:49You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh,
01:08:55Doing this.
01:08:57You need a hand, man?
01:08:58No, I got everything I need, uh, right here.
01:09:07You gotta be quiet.
01:09:11Let's see what I'm talking about.
01:09:14Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:17Hey, you know what?
01:09:18You know what?
01:09:18It takes me a very long time.
01:09:20Assholes.
01:09:30I feel what you do to me.
01:09:32I feel what you do to me.
01:09:35It's kind of hard to mess.
01:09:37Yeah.
01:09:39I don't know.
01:09:41Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:43We got your food.
01:09:43It's gonna get cold.
01:09:44You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:45I can help you.
01:09:46Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, alright?
01:09:48I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:49Alright, let's just give him some space.
01:09:51Enjoy your blue balls.
01:09:52Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:09:54You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:09:57I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:00Alison physical therapy time, if you know what I mean.
01:10:03You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:06You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:20It's good.
01:10:24Aren't you gonna help me?
01:10:26No, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:35I'm so proud for you.
01:10:38I'm so proud for you.
01:10:43I'm so proud for you.
01:10:46Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:49I've heard the halftime show's gonna break the internet.
01:10:51Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:10:53Sick.
01:10:54Ladies and gentlemen,
01:10:55let's make some noise for your State University cheerleading squad.
01:10:58Led by Captain, Alison Scott.
01:11:03I will end you.
01:11:05Leave it.
01:11:07Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:09You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:11Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:13She bought it.
01:11:14With illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:17And her dealer?
01:11:18Look no further than your MVP,
01:11:21Brett Harrison.
01:11:26That's, that's not true.
01:11:27You know what?
01:11:28I don't care.
01:11:30Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:31She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:34Just ask them yourself.
01:11:36Oh really?
01:11:37Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:41Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:44He said he had good stuff.
01:11:47But only if we helped Alison become captain.
01:11:50You know that's bullshit.
01:11:52I have proof.
01:11:56I know real doctors.
01:11:57I've got pills.
01:12:00Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:02Let Alison take the captain position.
01:12:06This is insane, okay?
01:12:08I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:11Oh, sweetie.
01:12:11It's all coming out now.
01:12:12I saw her taking pills.
01:12:14For practice.
01:12:15We trusted you.
01:12:16Cheater!
01:12:19Hey, anybody who messes with her messes with me.
01:12:23Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:24She's using you.
01:12:25For the clout?
01:12:26For the status?
01:12:28Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:30Nobody.
01:12:30A total bottom feeder.
01:12:32You know what?
01:12:33You're so full of shit.
01:12:33It's unbelievable.
01:12:35How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:36And what'd you do to it?
01:12:37You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:41Listen.
01:12:41Just please listen to me.
01:12:43Hey, everybody.
01:12:44Just shut up.
01:12:45This is my sister, okay?
01:12:46She would never do something like this.
01:12:48And here come the pretzels.
01:12:51All right.
01:12:52That's enough.
01:12:52That's enough.
01:12:54Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:12:57as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:12:59I have no choice.
01:13:01Allison Scott, you are hereby removed from your position
01:13:04as captain of the cheerleader camp.
01:13:06Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:08pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:11Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:13Hold on.
01:13:14Hold it.
01:13:15If you would please, look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:18I know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy
01:13:21with the right body.
01:13:22No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:25You'd really help us?
01:13:26Absolutely.
01:13:27Listen, you guys are never going to have to take any of Rita's
01:13:29take your spells ever again.
01:13:30So, what's the catch?
01:13:32We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:34This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:37not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:41Not for the drugs.
01:13:43These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:45They're vitamins.
01:13:46You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:49You want to check these out, Principal?
01:13:53He's right.
01:13:54These are common supplements.
01:13:56Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:13:59to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:02She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:04and she's been shaming them, degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:08Now, every body is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:11Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only,
01:14:13because she was a threat.
01:14:15She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:18And it's horrible.
01:14:20Because Allison, she's a beautiful person,
01:14:22and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:24And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:28That's not true. He's lying.
01:14:30She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:33Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!
01:14:36Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!
01:14:38You fucking bitch! You ruined my life!
01:14:41You ruined it yourself.
01:14:53Look at you, playing the victim.
01:14:56You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:14:59Just when I give you a chance, you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:03Nothing but a little...
01:15:04Shut up, dude. Shut up.
01:15:06What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:08I don't have to do anything.
01:15:09You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:11Mr. Williams!
01:15:15Apparently, we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you
01:15:20from various female students.
01:15:22As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities.
01:15:26What? No! My father...
01:15:28Your father may have his name on the library,
01:15:30but I assure you, his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:34You can take him away.
01:15:34It's already over. Let go.
01:15:36No! I'll throw you off!
01:15:38This isn't over!
01:15:41And as for you, Ms. Scott, on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:47I would like to apologize to you for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:52And as of now, you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:15:57You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:02Thank you, Principal.
01:16:04All right, everyone. Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:07I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:08But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:11So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:12Woo!
01:16:15Let's win!
01:16:27Let's win!
01:16:28The state university wins it all!
01:16:31Woo!
01:16:33Woo!
01:16:35Woo!
01:16:35Woo!
01:16:37Yay!
01:16:39Woo!
01:16:41Woo!
01:16:42Woo!
01:16:43Woo!
01:16:43Woo!
01:16:47Woo!
01:16:48Woo!
01:16:48Woo!
01:16:55Woo!
01:16:56Woo!
01:16:58Hey!
01:16:59Allison!
01:17:02The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:07Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, dude.
01:17:11I think he knew before we did.
01:17:14I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:15I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:17I'll be back.
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