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00:00.
00:36This is your captain speaking. Keep your eyes on the board. We're about to go super sonic.
01:00Oh! Oh! Oh!
01:17Did we break the sound barrier?
01:20Sorry, Mr. Camper Black. I didn't know it was you in there.
01:30You see the signs, but you can't read. Running at a different speed. Your heart beats.
01:41Double time, another kiss.
01:47Enjoying your flight, Rupert?
01:49Tony Battingham.
01:51Do you know B.T. Johnson from The Scorpion?
01:54Oh, no. But I hear great things.
01:56Did the Prime Minister give you permission to fuck a journalist in the onboard toilet?
02:01Lou, Tony, don't be plebeian. B.T.'s ghosting my memoirs. Now I believe in laying one's ghost.
02:07Oh, B.T., what's your angle?
02:09Champion show jumper put out to pasture. Now a powerless backbench politician casting round for his next hobby.
02:16Never quite achieving the success he once had.
02:20What are you doing in New York? Whoring yourself around advertisers?
02:23You know if you don't start spending some of that fortune you're coining on making decent television, you're going to
02:28lose your business.
02:29Very much in hand. Just recruited a hot-shit young producer.
02:33Who?
02:33Mm. Cameron Cook.
02:35Never heard of him.
02:38You were. Desperate to work for Karinian. Bit my hand off in vain.
02:43Hope I didn't bleed on your nice suit.
02:47Wait me when we head back, too.
03:10Oh, God.
03:16I'm going to go.
03:16There's lots of people in the morning.
03:18Why did you think I can try?
03:18Thank God.
03:18You go.
03:18Bye.
03:49Drug use. Pornography. Easier divorce. Rampant. Homosexuality.
03:53Recent studies have shown that HIV isn't exclusively a homosexual disease, Deputy Prime Minister.
03:59Oh, but loveless rutting.
04:01The promiscuous encounters that characterise a Saturday night in Soho, those are the preconditions for this virus, which threatens...
04:08The precondition, Deputy Prime Minister, is the Victorian conservatism of the Tory government, which is narrow-minded, hypocritical and, quite
04:15frankly, cruel.
04:15And cut there. Thank you. Ready to go again.
04:19He can say gay sex is loveless rutting, but I can't make a small comment about the government.
04:23BBC Editorial Policy, Declan. Sorry, Deputy Prime Minister.
04:27We're going again.
04:28Q Declan.
04:32Mr Stratton, yourself and Mrs Stratton have been married, what, 15 years?
04:3715 in April.
04:38Yeah, three children, a wife, a mistress, and an all-consuming job. It must be difficult to juggle everything.
04:46What?
04:47Although your wife, Winifred, has been staying at her family's Pimbleco apartment, which must have made it easier for you
04:52to spend time with your, uh...
04:5429-year-old secretary, Miss Sarah Price, who proudly told our researchers that you have the girth and stamina to
05:02compete with any championship racehorse.
05:04Is that a fair comment to make, sir?
05:05I, uh, well, the...
05:07Cut! Cut!
05:08I would look to your own glass house, Deputy Prime Minister, before you start throwing rocks at others.
05:13So, Declan, if we could just do another take without the slant...
05:15Fuck off, Alistair!
05:17Fuck!
05:18Freak!
05:21Fuck!
05:22Fuck!
05:22Fuck!
05:22Fuck!
05:24Fuck!
05:25Fuck!
05:26What's this?
05:26What's this?
05:46What's this?
05:48Don't know whose bloomers are more of a twist tonight, aren't it, or the Prime Minister's.
05:52We both know the BBC won't show tonight.
05:54That's episode.
05:55I've said it before, Lord Bandigham.
05:57I'm happy here.
05:58And I'm not interested in commercial television.
06:02Oh.
06:05Director General calling save me the naughty boy.
06:20I'm offering you freedom I saw your interview with Reagan I bet they hacked out some corkers
06:27we'd put you out live
06:31live complete editorial control skewer the boss that's on air is halfway around the world before
06:37anyone's got a chance to complain satellites coming we're going global exciting you're stuck here with
06:48a load of librarians when you could be an astronaut I'd have to persuade Maude massive house from the
07:03country she'd love it it's a Wicklow man like you doing in Fulham dodging litter and dog shit come to
07:09that Coswolds even I have to win sometimes I'll fucking pretty the places little signing bonus
07:22Declan come on you've been paid peanuts to get bloodless interviews with one hand tied behind
07:26your back it's the golden age of television you're missing the game
07:56I got to have a shot
07:59but what you've got is all so sweet you've got to make it hot
08:09like a boy I got me to repeat
08:13give me all your lovin' all your hugs and kisses do
08:18give me all your lovin' don't let up until we're
08:29you've got to whip it up
08:33and hit me like a ton of lead
08:37if I blow my tongue
08:39ham, daddy's ham
08:41will you let it blow in your head
08:45give me all your lovin' all your hugs and kisses do
08:53give me all your lovin' all your love and kisses do
08:58give me all your lovin' all your love and kisses do
09:00hi Stephanie
09:04hello darling, how was your day?
09:07extremely successful, I'm sorry I landed on you game
09:10Yes, we do have other orders.
09:45Here we are, girls.
09:48The Priory.
09:50Caitlin, we're here.
09:51What?
09:52We're here, we're here, look.
09:53We're here.
09:58Oh, my God.
10:02Whoa!
10:22Exciting things are going to happen to us in a place like this.
10:25Amazing.
10:26Whoa!
10:27Gracious.
10:28Bagley, best rooms.
10:30Grittiest prison I ever saw.
10:52Oh, my God.
11:12Oh, you'll have to go down.
11:13What?
11:13Why me?
11:14I'm on the lookout.
11:15Not for him.
11:16Oh, my God.
11:19Soviet officials have announced that 79 bodies have been recovered and nearly 320 people are missing after a Soviet cruise
11:28ship sank in the air.
11:29Door!
11:31Hello.
11:32I just wanted to welcome you to all.
11:33Oh, my God.
11:34Sorry.
11:34No.
11:35No, thank you.
11:37We're in on the best of terms with Jehovah in this house.
11:40Taggy, just shut the door.
11:41Oh, it's not mine.
11:42I found it on a lawn.
11:44New English.
11:45Um.
11:45Is it the New English Bible?
11:47Yes.
11:48Daddy says it's a literary abomination.
11:49He must have thrown it out the window.
11:51I'm Lizzie.
11:52I live down the valley.
11:53I bought you a bottle and some eggs.
11:56We'll open this now.
11:58Okay.
11:59Come on in.
12:01We haven't found the wine glasses yet.
12:04Tell us the second post here.
12:06Oh, there isn't a second post.
12:08Taggy lost her virginity this summer to one of her son Patrick's university friends.
12:12He's in the south of France right now and not writing many postcards.
12:16Oh, it must be so lonely for Rupert now he's not show jumping.
12:19And the only thing that persuaded Caitlin to leave all her friends in London was the thought
12:23of living opposite Rupert Campbell Black.
12:25I want him to ravish me.
12:27He's a middle-aged MP, Caitlin.
12:29Well, I'm so cross.
12:30I'm off to boarding school and won't get a first crack at him.
12:32He's bound to fall for taggy.
12:33Or even Mummy.
12:34How well do you know him?
12:36Oh, I'm not sure anyone really knows Rupert.
12:39But we're friends.
12:40So not carnally, then?
12:42I'm one of the few women around here who hasn't been ravished by Rupert.
12:45Is your husband Fiercely Protective?
12:47Mm-hmm.
12:49Oh, that's my novel.
12:52I wrote it.
12:53Have you read it?
12:54Oh, no, Taggy doesn't read.
12:56She's dyslexic.
12:57For a long time we thought she was retarded.
12:59Oh, he took what he wanted.
13:01I loved this.
13:03Talk about getting ravished.
13:05Isn't there a very naughty bit with some duck leaves?
13:09Oh.
13:13Yeah, the fight is quite old.
13:15Have you got another one coming out?
13:16Well, what with the children and my husband,
13:18I don't find much time to write nowadays.
13:20Tag, Vanita shirt and some fucking socks.
13:24Oh.
13:25Daddy, that's Lizzie.
13:27I live just down the valley.
13:28She writes dirty books.
13:29Nice to meet you, Caitlin.
13:30You're wearing my socks.
13:31Well, they're warmer than time.
13:32Sorry.
13:32Still unpacking.
13:33Thanks, love.
13:34How easy is it to find help, aren't you?
13:36We are not forking out for a cleaner.
13:39Well, stealing a woman's help around here
13:41is worse than stealing her husband.
13:42What if you stole both?
13:47That's grand, Tag.
13:48Right.
13:49I am going to buy 30 pairs of socks
13:51in such a disgusting colour
13:53that none of you will ever pinch them again.
13:55Nice to meet you, Lizzie.
13:56Good luck, Daddy.
13:57Give them help.
13:58All right, let's get smashed.
13:59Whew.
14:01Welcome to Rocha.
14:13A man walks down the street, he says,
14:15why am I soft in the middle now?
14:17Why am I soft in the middle?
14:18The rest of my life is so hard.
14:20I need a photo opportunity.
14:22I want a shot of redemption.
14:24Don't want to end up a cartoon
14:26in a cartoon graveyard.
14:50A man walks down the street, he says,
14:52why am I short of attention?
14:53Got a short little span of attention
14:56and won't my nights are so long.
14:58Where's my wife and family?
14:59What if I die here?
15:01Who'll be my role model?
15:03Now that my role model is gone, gone.
15:07We ducked back down the alley
15:08with some roly-poly little bat-faced girl.
15:12All along, along,
15:14there were incidents and accidents,
15:16there were hints and allegations.
15:20If you'd be my money guard.
15:26Declan, hi.
15:27There he is!
15:28I see him!
15:29Okay.
15:30What the fuck?
15:34Just a man of the people.
15:36Don't be jealous, James.
15:37At least he won't steal your sunbed.
15:39He's tall, isn't he?
15:40Standing next to a very short car.
15:42I saw him in Pensacola.
15:43I think he looks a lot older in the flesh.
15:45Thank you, Deirdre.
15:46Who's producing him?
15:47Cameron, it's factual, not drama.
15:49Why does Cameron get all the good stuff?
15:50I really can't think.
15:53Declan, how much are they paying you?
15:55Why'd you leave the BBC, Declan?
15:56Come on, Declan, give us a smile.
15:57All right, all right, thanks, lads.
15:59That's your last.
16:00Give me the fuck out of here.
16:01This way?
16:02Who's got the paddy among the pigeons, haven't you?
16:04Who says no blacks, no Irish?
16:05I'm a one-man.
16:06Equal opportunities revolution, Ginger.
16:09It's iconic.
16:12I'm a journalist, not a celebrity.
16:14I ask the questions.
16:20Where the fuck is this Cameron guy I'm supposed to report to?
16:24Jesus, you don't just ambush someone.
16:27I'm a serious fucking journalist.
16:29I don't discuss my career with the Scorpion.
16:32Shit, shut up.
16:36Come in.
16:42Where is he?
16:47Take a seat, Declan.
16:51What, you're...
16:52Cameron Cook.
16:55You were expecting a man, possibly queer, which you would have endured, but certainly not a woman, and God forbid
17:01a black one.
17:02I thought you were a publicity girl.
17:03No, I'm a producer-y woman.
17:06Listen, I'm not...
17:07Prejudice?
17:07Of course not.
17:08You're an asshole to everyone.
17:10This isn't going to work, Tony.
17:12It's not a chat show.
17:13It's a serious program.
17:15I want to produce a serious program, too, but there are ways of...
17:17Oh, we're cuddling up on a sofa with cushions.
17:19You've seen the set design, then.
17:20I know my audience, Tony.
17:23A fucking sofa!
17:24You might listen to Cameron.
17:26NBC howled when I poached her.
17:27Oh.
17:28Do you know Charles Fairbairn, controller of programs?
17:31Declan.
17:33We knew each other at the Beeb.
17:34You look, um...
17:35Fatter.
17:36I don't miss the canteen at the BBC, darling.
17:39And Gingerbread, head of operations.
17:43I'm sorry, Tony.
17:44I produce myself.
17:46I've got Johnny Friedlander flying over for your first interview.
17:49Johnny Friedlander, the film star.
17:50No, Johnny Friedlander, my Dennis.
17:52I don't interview actors.
17:54Friedlander doesn't give interviews, not since the sex tape.
17:56They're saying he could be the next Bond.
17:58Dad, I've trouble replacing Roger.
18:00I've been speaking to Jackie Kennedy.
18:02She'll just blabber on about her old boring publishing job.
18:04No, she wants to talk about life as a single American woman, actually.
18:08You could learn something, Cameron.
18:10Look, you two log horns if it turns you on, but don't forget.
18:12I hired you both because you can get ratings,
18:15so let's pull together and get them, yes?
18:16Yes, the BBC have put top of the pops against us in the schedule.
18:21So you need to be more popular than Jimmy Savile.
18:23Johnny Friedlander is a global megastar,
18:25and he hasn't given an interview in five years.
18:26People will watch this.
18:28Book Jackie for the next one.
18:36Okay, fine.
18:39But I do my own research.
18:42And no fucking sofa.
18:45Give him whatever fucking furniture he wants, all right?
18:48We all know it's not about the sofa.
18:49I don't need this shit, Tony.
18:50You brought me here to produce drama, not a chat show.
18:53I brought you here to be the cleverest person in the building
18:56and terrify the rest of them into pulling their socks up.
18:58So far, so good.
18:59You're a lion in a petting zoo.
19:00But we need big game like Declan
19:02to convince the IBA to renew our contract.
19:05We lose the franchise, there won't be any drama to produce.
19:07You'll be on the next boat back.
19:11I didn't come here on a boat.
19:13Forgive me, semantics.
19:14I flew here on fucking Concord.
19:17I paid for the ticket.
19:20Worth every penny.
19:39It's gorgeous.
19:40It is.
19:41There are badger's heads off at the top there.
19:44And in spring, the bluebells flame between the beech trees
19:48like little Bunsen burners.
19:51Sorry, I sound like an estate agent.
19:53I just can't believe this is all ours.
19:54Well, only to the bottom of the wood.
19:56And then Rupert will have you for trespassing.
20:00Oh, thank you for walking me back.
20:03I'm really quite pissed.
20:08It's like Rupert's back home.
20:11Caitlin will be scaling the wall.
20:12Oh, Caitlin's all talk.
20:14She's sworn off and married until she's at least 35.
20:16I've got too much to do, she says.
20:19And you?
20:21With parents like yours, you must have big plans.
20:24Oh.
20:25I'd like to be a cook.
20:26Oh.
20:26Following recipes and writing things down,
20:28I don't know what to do myself, really.
20:31How old are you?
20:3219?
20:3220.
20:34Your whole life ahead of you.
20:37It's 1986.
20:39You can have whatever you want.
20:42So Cosmo tells us.
20:48Back into battle.
20:50How many children do you have?
20:52Two.
20:52Three, counting my husband.
20:55He works for Corineum too.
20:56Yeah, you didn't say.
20:57I talk about my husband as little as possible.
21:00He does enough of that himself.
21:02Oh.
21:13You can't catch me.
21:16Hello?
21:17What's going on?
21:34Oh, my God.
21:35There's fire.
21:36Oh, come on.
21:51Oh.
22:21Oh
22:33I'm sure darling your fields are on fire and
22:40It's the quickest way to get rid of the stubble after the harvest
22:45So you separated them on purpose, sorry
22:49Who the fuck are you and why are you here?
22:50What about the animals the rabbits and voles and yes, and the lovely ickle earwigs should I stop plowing my
22:56fields because it's cool to wood lice
22:57You're murdering them. Do you want me to give them a state funeral?
23:03What the hell?
23:05Called the fire brigade
23:09Get off my land before I call the police as well take that route back to its pigsty
23:16You are utterly
23:21a parent
23:27I was born
23:29I was born from original sin and if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done
23:40There'd be a mountain and money piled up to my chin
23:43Gentlemen, you ordered a full-bodied Argentine and the wine basil
23:47Yes, have you tried this one before? It's very very nice
23:51I'm assuming we're on expenses
23:53Baz enjoys helping me spend corinneal money
23:55I do
23:57Oh
23:57Oh, wonderful
23:59Now I must say I loved your coverage of the royal wedding Charles
24:02Thank you Baz
24:03Andrew and Fergie are a modern-day fairy tale
24:06Well, you know what they say about rare chants
24:08Enjoy chants
24:10That's Tony's bro
24:11Half-brother
24:13He got a good half
24:14The mother had a scandalous fling with an Argentinian polo player
24:17Basil was the result
24:19As was always the favourite with daddy despite his dubious origins and poor Tony just never managed to catch on
24:27Does he hold a grudge?
24:28Tony, darling, he cultivates them like rare orchids
24:31Artists, Tony cultivates artists
24:34You're in safe hands
24:35We're so lucky to have such a strong leader at the helm
24:38Hello, Archie
24:39I'll have the liver and marmalade
24:44And a radicchio salad
24:47And for you, sir?
24:47Steak
24:49Still mooing
24:49Oh
24:57Tony's son
24:58Working here for the summer holidays
25:00Teaching his children the value of money
25:02And tell me, is Cameron Cook as big a bitch as she seems?
25:07She is a genius
25:12So we ripped up the treatment aged all the characters down 10 years and gave them some desire
25:18The men were all dickless
25:19So I said to Tony, our audience wants to fantasize about being banged over the sink while doing the dishes
25:26And four men went to mow
25:28Is now the top-rated network drama of the year
25:31Looking good, boys
25:32I smell like Sunday lunch
25:33You look delicious
25:34Everybody, this is Lady Gosling, chairwoman of the Independent Broadcasting Authority
25:39Best behaviour, everyone
25:42And this is the Declan set
25:43Yes, very impressive
25:45You're rather impressive, aren't you?
25:48Where did Tony find you?
25:49New York
25:52August 26, 1970
25:53I marched with Gloria Steinem on the women's strike for equality
25:58My mom was on that march
26:01Don't iron while the strike is hot
26:04I think you'll be pleased with the efforts we've made to address your concerns
26:07I am not your Barbie doll
26:11And Declan O'Hara's presence on the Carinium team
26:13It just nudges that political dial leftwards
26:16And the board
26:17If you want to hang on to your franchise then Carinium's board needs strengthening
26:21Well
26:22Have you thought of Rupert Campbell Black?
26:26Rupert's presence would give you legitimacy, Anthony
26:29I don't like taking people's franchises away
26:32But Rupert would give Carinium real sparkle
26:35I want to be convinced that I'm backing the right horse
26:39Tell me more about your mum
26:41My mum was into fallacies
26:51I mean, they don't tell you when you leave the BBC
26:55Yes, there's a lot more money in independent television
26:58But you're going up against 14 other regional companies just like you
27:02And then there's franchise renewal
27:04But that's, what, once every five years?
27:06Yeah, but the anxiety is constant
27:08Because some other company can just waltz in and take your franchise away
27:13We may not have had biscuits at the BBC
27:15But all we had to do was make television
27:18Do you think I made the wrong move?
27:20Oh, no
27:21Granada have Coronation Street
27:22LWT has Blind Date
27:25Carinium now has you
27:27You're the golden goose, darling
27:28Take it back and let Tony fucking fatten you up
27:34The foie gras is the vine here, by the way
27:59The foie gras is the vine here, by the way
28:02But...
28:02I wish I was coming too
28:03I've only been invited so I can drive Mummy and Daddy home when they're drunk
28:06Oh, you've already met Rupert, it's not fair
28:09He's always Willy
28:09She's vile
28:10Oh, that journalist is so lucky to be shagging him
28:15What are you looking for?
28:16Oh, the bright blue Minnie
28:20Do you think it's going to happen again?
28:22What?
28:23Mummy
28:28Now we're here, I quite want to stay
28:30Taggy!
28:32Oh, let's go
28:36What?
28:37You're wearing Taggy's dress?
28:39Uh, I wore this to Bono's Christmas party
28:41It was mine then too
28:42Oh, you're so touchy these days
28:44Look, we are going to go and meet the most wonderful people this afternoon
28:48I'm excited
28:52Leaving London's going to be good for her and Daddy, isn't it?
28:56It will be
28:59I'll be okay
29:00I promise
29:13I promise
29:15Vernon will meet me when the poet lands
29:20Keys to the MG will be in his hands
29:25Adjust to the driving and I'm on my way
29:28It's all on the right side of Montego, babe
29:33Sing out
29:34Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
29:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
29:42Come sing me love
29:44Come sing me Montego, babe
29:48Well done, darling
29:49Great turnout again, I must say
29:53As I've told them to up the proportion of orange juice in the Bucksville
29:57Do what everyone plastered like last year
30:00So, which one is that you want for your board?
30:03Is it the electronics millionaire chap?
30:05Freddie Jones
30:06Don't be there with a touch
30:09I'll get him onto satellite technology
30:11You can ask her if she's made any friends in the area yet
30:13She's opened a boutique in Colchester
30:16So, you should offer to pop in and buy something
30:21Is Miss Cook coming?
30:25Couldn't drag her away from the studio
30:28Declan goes live in a matter of days
30:31And here's our star
30:36Ah
30:38You're even more beautiful in the flesh, Miss Zohar
30:40Thank you
30:41Declan
30:42Tony
30:42We're so glad you're here
30:44Everyone's dying to meet some new people
30:46We're all very bored of each other
30:48The Maud O'Hara
30:50My favourite actress
30:51Baz, the better baddie
30:54If you say so
30:56So please you could make it, Basil
30:57Declan, let me show you off to some board members
30:59Why don't we get you a drink?
31:02You were wonderful, Miss Lady Macbeth
31:17I'm going to Lord B's party
31:19I turned Tony down, not my kind of crowd
31:21Is that the only reason?
31:25What other reason would there be?
31:29I want your opinion
31:30I'm not paid to have opinions
31:32Mm-hmm
31:33Now I agreed to ditch the sofa
31:35But why a desk?
31:35It's not a news anchor
31:37Perhaps he wants to hide behind it
31:39Huh
31:40It's not because he hasn't got good legs
31:42I've looked
31:47Steve, move the desk off the set for a minute
31:49Declan asked for the desk
31:50Yeah, I want to see it without the desk
31:51It's just we built the desk
31:52I'm not telling you to burn a damn thing
31:54I'm telling you to move it so I can see the set
31:55Can you do that?
31:56All right, keep your wig on
31:59That's funny
32:00You know what isn't funny?
32:03Looking for another fucking job
32:15It's better
32:16See?
32:17It's better
32:28Oh, Rupert's arrived
32:34Really?
32:35That's Gerald
32:36Rupert's aide
32:38We go way back
32:41Where's your gorgeous Lord and Martha?
32:43He's not here
32:44Damn it
32:44I have a pile of papers for him to sign
32:46And I can only pin him down at parties
32:47You can pin me down later if you like
32:54All of all, thank you
32:56Actually, I think I might just
33:00Lizzie
33:02Lizzie
33:03Um, I think the mum wants you
33:06He doesn't want me
33:08That's my husband
33:10That's all
33:31Thank you
33:31Thank you darling
33:32Feel like I should be reading the news
33:34Um, fortunately we have the wonderful James Verica to do that instead
33:37Thank you
33:38Thank you
33:39Um, now
33:39I don't know what, I won't keep you from your lunch
33:41Uh, but I'm very glad to have you all here to celebrate Carinium's newest star with me
33:47Ladies and gentlemen, Declan O'Hara
33:49Thank you
33:55Declan joins Carinium, of course, on the crest of a wave
33:58Uh, wonderful ratings for our prestige drama Four Men Went to Mow
34:03Who knew arable farming could be so sexy
34:06Uh, and with revenue from our sales to America
34:10We are confident that this is going to be our most successful autumn ever
34:15Yeah
34:16Yeah
34:16Yeah
34:17Jumped over six full grown men
34:26Oh my god, it's him
34:28So sorry, sorry
34:30Didn't mean to steal your thunder
34:31No fire engines with you today
34:36Um, please, uh, go on with your speech
34:39Oh, hello, darling
34:40Hello
34:41Um, but Declan, you are undoubtedly the jewel in the Carinium crown
34:48And I know everyone here joins me in welcoming you, your wife Maud, and your daughter Agatha
34:54To our Cotchester family
34:56Declan O'Hara, ladies and gentlemen
35:04Lunch, everybody
35:07Good lunch
35:08Thank you
35:16Is it loving in your eyes all the way
35:23If I listened to your lies, would you say
35:29I am a man
35:32Look at all this, all this food
35:40people are always saying you should write a book mrs jones you've led such a fascinating life
35:45how funny people are always telling me i should open a shop
35:51so where have you moved to which is green lawns it's a lovely house now we've added the extension
35:56and double glazed over those draughty old windows those victorians must have worn a lot of jumpers
36:02very good but the only house i know around there is bottom hollow court and green lawns sounded so
36:07much prettier especially now we've a landscape the garden no tatties fred fred lord baddingham is
36:17worrying my fred fred for his board i'm encouraging him to get more cultured we could do with a few
36:22more caring wives of carinia please call me mouthing all of my friends do should we go and find somewhere
36:30red perch let's mousy do move on to something soft darling we don't want the hump ball again
36:37i do so enjoy your couple my husband tells me you're one of the most powerful men in england
36:47yeah i suppose i am and i expect you're allowed a few potatoes
36:53one battalion two battalion three shall we find my blues
37:01hello dachlan i'll see you later we were all so surprised when you left the bbc for carinium
37:08do you miss your integrity or do you feel lighter without it what was it the private eye called you
37:15the first not quite a lady of fleet street was it
37:24tag you see your mother around no i haven't met a few athletes in my time they always get what
37:32they want and what do we want to win well sadly i'm not sure of jumping anymore
37:38well you're still athletic you're certainly too disturbing to be living across the valley
37:46ah there you are finally sure guy himself mr cumberblack getting to know the neighbors
38:00huh taggy have you met rupert no i think i'd remember agatha that's my daughter taggy
38:11i hear you did a hatchet job on paul stratton that i'd have loved to see
38:20she make a dent in tony's whiskey collection
38:25why not
38:41are you hiding again well they're just at the end of dust reingold i need you out there with me
38:47bloody rupert i want to get this over with no come here
38:54company from around to him for legitimacy all he did for his status was to be born into him
38:59it's just social currency darling it's the way the world works public school why go
39:03well should we send archie to a comprehensive and save on the school fees
39:07he'll only make you feel inferior if you give him permission now deep breath shoulders back
39:19working the weekend uh i hope tony's paying you handsomely ginger come on dogs took some digging
39:27but i found these i think you'll enjoy them it's a little declan o'hara insurance
39:57peaceful is the country that is strongly earned
40:00uh baddingham family motto circa 1972
40:10lord pop pop tony's father made his millions in munitions during the war that's why tony married
40:17lady monica of the glen he had daddy's cash mon mon had the house and what tony wants most
40:23of all class why are the english so obsessed with class money declin i was only asking mr
40:34cumbleblack a question look rupert you've met declin then anyone want another drink oh
40:40you found one it's decent scotch did monica choose it
40:48ignore us our families go back a long way not that far
40:53listen uh can i have a word rupert in private a business proposition well we're all friends here
40:59nothing you could say to me that dear maudy shouldn't hear i am not drinking sherry with
41:04the wives while the men of all the fun oh you want to be here when tony asked me to
41:08be on his board
41:16well all right
41:20it's a lucrative game i thought you wanted
41:23it's so hard to take you seriously tony you just always sound like you're playing monopoly
41:29the answer's no lady gosling thinks i can give you some class help you keep your franchise but
41:35i'm not using my family name so you can buy yourself a bigger helicopter
41:42uh tony paul stratton's here ah
41:48sorry we're late everyone bit of trouble getting out of bed actually yeah you know what newlyweds are like
41:55paul mind yourself in those jeans you bend over your eyes will pop out
41:58and the new mrs stratton now you are very welcome upgrade well done paul
42:08uh do you know declan o'hara oh yes yeah you did us all a favor actually mr o'hara
42:12good to get everything out in the open we're insanely happy aren't we paul
42:17i'm a new man excuse me
42:41i heard about you catching campbell black playing tennis in the noddy
42:47that's enough to upset anyone who knows about that
42:51well the whole valley knows about the fire engines
42:56and i know who the mystery woman was now don't i
43:00but i know who the mystery woman is today
43:15and i think that's about it
43:17you know right
43:24so
43:25and i think that's it
43:27or
43:52you know you're dancing with the devil don't you says the man who works for thatcher
43:58let's hope you've got rhythm
44:18oh
44:19incoming
44:24you bastard
44:25you've been shagging sarah stratton too
44:33it was only tennis
44:59fuck
45:01Ah! Jump!
45:19Beatty, darling!
45:21I'm going to ruin you!
45:37I'm so sorry.
45:42I wouldn't mind, but...
45:46that's my car.
45:57So it's Rupert now, is it?
45:59It was a conversation. I was conversing.
46:01You were all over him.
46:03Oh, now I can't even talk to a man without you assuming that I'm after him.
46:06Oh, grow up.
46:07God, I didn't ask to come here.
46:09You're the one that took the cheque and just sold us all out.
46:11Yeah, Maude, it's a horrible house and you live a terrible life.
46:14Well, these are our people now.
46:15Oh, my God, they're all horses and dogs and houses and cars
46:19and who's got the longest fucking driveway?
46:22I mean, God, the men are all desperate to ride anything
46:25as long as they're not married to it.
46:26but the wives, Jesus, they haven't had an orgasm since
46:30pony club camp.
46:32Oh, fuck.
46:38That's not us, is it?
46:43Everyone was looking at you.
46:45Huh?
46:47And did you like that?
46:49Oh, God.
46:51How much?
46:51How much?
46:52How much is it like that?
46:54Tell me.
46:55What?
46:57I love it.
46:58I love it.
47:01I love it.
47:03I love it.
47:04I love it.
47:07I love it.
47:11I love it.
47:19What's this man like that?
47:23Look at that.
47:40Like a horse.
47:48come on come on.
47:51Thank you!
47:52We can't wait, we can't wait.
47:57We can't wait, we can't wait.
48:22yes yes fine no it was uh a buffet table
48:31of course see you at 9am you have a good evening prime minister
48:42come on dogs daddy's in trouble again
49:03mummy and daddy are clearly back on track was rupert there yeah
49:09i think so
49:19as she gazed at the ok seats with their burnished bohemian beauty entering this world of unbridled
49:26passion she worried little did dermato casey know that he had brought his family into the wild
49:34into a world of untamable beasts giving into their basest needs
49:47hungry for sex
49:55hungry for status
49:59hungry for love
50:07hungry for power
50:11you know campbell black is finished after today
50:15hungry for comfort are you coming to bed
50:18you had better be stuck while i make you when i get through that
50:21hungry for love
50:24good dog good dog
50:26slide out
50:34my eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord
50:38bye
50:45i just can't get enough
50:49i just can't get enough
50:50I just can't get enough
50:52I just can't get enough
50:54Because as seductive as his predators might be
50:57I just can't get enough
50:58One should always beware of being eaten
51:01My ass!
51:25This is a surprise
51:26The Prime Minister wasn't thrilled
51:28About seeing her minister's private lives
51:30Splashed all over the papers
51:32Paul Stratton's been shuffled to the back benches
51:34Oh dear, have you lost your job?
51:37No, not at all
51:38No, Mrs Thatcher's given me a promotion
51:41I'm her new minister for sport
51:43So
51:44Thank you
51:45I couldn't have done it without you
51:49You had to come all this way to tell me that
51:53I want you to keep your grubby little nose
51:55Out of my affairs
51:58Maggie will see through you've seen enough
52:00You overprivileged cunt
52:07I have to try harder than that
52:08If you want to beat me, Lord Battingham
52:18Come on
52:19Come on
52:21Come on
52:22Come on
52:44We'll go to the next piece
53:08We'll go to the next piece
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