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00:30Sam Reich, I'm your host, Sam Reich.
00:31I've been here the whole time.
00:35This is Game Changer, the only game share
00:38where the game changes every show.
00:40I am your host, Sam Reich.
00:42I am joined today by these three lovely contestants.
00:47Now, you all understand how the game works.
00:49No. No, we don't.
00:51Not at all.
00:52I paid someone. I found out everything.
00:54Why? That's right.
00:56Our players have no idea what game it is they're about to play.
00:58The only way to learn is by playing.
01:01The only way to win is by learning.
01:02And the only way to begin is by beginning.
01:05And what better place to begin than the starting square?
01:09But it has a don't step on it.
01:12We're starting with don't step on it?
01:13Pay attention to the color rather than the iconography
01:15and please, all three of you, make your way up.
01:18They didn't say Sam says.
01:22This is insane.
01:24Who's who? I'm the hat.
01:25I want to be the dog! I want to be the dog!
01:27Yeah, that works out great because I'm the cannon.
01:29But oh no, players.
01:31Golly, gosh darn, gee whiz.
01:32Now your podiums are looking a little lonely.
01:36What?
01:36There I am.
01:38Hi.
01:39Hi.
01:40Hello, players.
01:41I'd like you to meet Alexis, Devin, and Ea.
01:44They're going to be judging this competition
01:45because I myself am not qualified to.
01:49What the hell?
01:51Jeremy.
01:52No.
01:53No.
01:54If you could please step forward into our first square wild.
01:59That's the tornado.
02:00I'm terrified.
02:02This is really scary.
02:03Your prompt is, make me uncomfortable.
02:08How big is it?
02:10Man to man, how big is it?
02:12How big is it?
02:12Tell me how big your penis is.
02:16My boss, tell me how big your dick is.
02:18I will show you mine if you show me yours.
02:21You will show me yours?
02:23I will pull out my dick on all these cameras.
02:27How the fuck long have we been playing this game?
02:29I know.
02:30I don't like that.
02:31I don't like that.
02:31We get raided.
02:33Are we done or am I showing you my penis?
02:37It looks like your scores are four, three, and three.
02:42Devin, otherwise known as Legal Eagle.
02:45Your thoughts?
02:45We are dangerously close to a hostile work environment,
02:49if not just preening straight into it.
02:52So showing your dick is hostile?
02:55But Jeremy, incredible opening move.
02:58That is a median three points for you.
03:02You can go three steps, which brings you all the way around, my friend, to the banana peel or liability.
03:11Oh.
03:12Lou, why don't you go ahead and step forward into wild?
03:17Is it too late to step just out of the studio?
03:22Lou, your prompt is draw on this cucumber.
03:28Okay.
03:35Interesting, some sculpting going on.
03:37Oh.
03:37Oh, baby.
03:38He's perfected it.
03:39This is an awful sharpie to draw on this cucumber with.
03:42It does not look better on the parts I bit out of.
03:44But I also have no idea what I'm doing.
03:47That wouldn't help.
03:48Oh, no.
03:49You ate the marker.
03:51I don't think I just do.
03:52Oh, no.
03:56Oh, baby.
03:58Sam, how big is it?
04:03Touch it, dude.
04:06What is this game?
04:09What am I doing?
04:10Let's see.
04:11We've got one in the bubble again.
04:13We've got one all the way over.
04:15We've got one in the red.
04:16Tell me, Alexis, why do you think red?
04:18Indecency is only safe during safe harbor hours, which is 10 p.m. to 6 a.m.
04:22So, not now.
04:23Interesting.
04:24Safe harbor.
04:25Is this nautical law?
04:27We were close to a hostile work environment before.
04:30Yeah.
04:30We are way on the other side of a hostile work environment now.
04:33But I feel like if you're just like that and just don't do anything, don't touch,
04:37I feel like that's, like, teetering on the side of, like...
04:39You thought about it.
04:39So, the cucumber went in the pants, but there was no follow-up.
04:43There's no, like, sexual or gyration.
04:45Lou, I am going to say that is also three points for you,
04:51which brings you all the way around to Jeremy Square.
04:53You can take it out of your pants, man.
04:55I think you can take it out of your pants.
04:55Oh, look at that.
04:56Just kind of like a DIY circumstance.
05:01Don't jump with it.
05:02I gotta jump with it.
05:02Don't jump with it.
05:11I didn't even have one and I felt that.
05:13And then go ahead and hand that back to Ash.
05:16Thank you so much.
05:17Ash, do me a favor and just show off the nub there for a moment.
05:20Jeremy, that size.
05:22Oh, buddy.
05:24Ally.
05:24Yes.
05:24Would you please do us a favor and step one square forward into Wiles's...
05:30Hang on, you sick freak!
05:33Your prompt, Ally, is...
05:35Propose a visual effect to go here.
05:39A classic prompt, often from the world of Sam Says.
05:42Let's see how Ally chooses to interpret this.
05:44Okay.
05:45I'm going to keep this kind of simple.
05:47Love that for the sake of budget.
05:48We open on a blood diamond.
05:50Oh.
05:51It cracks open and Mickey Mouse comes out.
05:54Titties pierce.
05:56And he says, Nike, just do it.
06:00But as he's saying that, behind him you see the completely accurate Death Star.
06:05Flies forward.
06:07That cracks open.
06:08Ba-da-ba-ba-ba.
06:10The arches.
06:11I'm loving it.
06:16Oh, Ally.
06:18It looks like you've woken standards and practices.
06:24If you've ever heard of Don't Wake Daddy...
06:26Oh, my God!
06:28Well, we're all grown up.
06:30And we're not afraid of Daddy anymore.
06:32We're afraid of the legal consequences of our actions.
06:36Two out of three of our legal specialists say that you've gone overboard.
06:41Ia, tell us more.
06:42I don't think the mouse would be happy to be surrounded by all of that.
06:47There was the Star Wars, and you said exact replica, and so there's no way around that.
06:54They haven't agreed.
06:55Best not to go after the entire universe of Disney properties at once.
07:00Yep.
07:00Ally, you've busted out, I'm afraid.
07:02Please return to start.
07:04And issue an apology to our cancel camp.
07:07Wow!
07:09Oh!
07:10Oh!
07:10Oh, shit!
07:11Oh, my God!
07:12Damn, bro!
07:14Look at that!
07:15Damn, bro!
07:16Damn!
07:17Wow.
07:18I just wanted to say I'm really sorry to De Beers Diamond Co.
07:28I'm also sorry to Disney for saying that Mickey Mouse has pierced nipples.
07:39and I'm mostly sorry to this massive girl boss.
07:46She doesn't look happy with me, and I will try better.
07:50It's time for me to stop talking and to listen.
07:54Don't forget McDonald's!
07:56Ba-da-ba-ba-ba!
07:58Great.
07:59Our team, let's put our lawyer back to sleep, please.
08:02If you win, do you get to kill it?
08:06Jeremy, you are smack in the middle of liability.
08:10And your prompt is...
08:12Hit on Game Changer Producers.
08:17Ooh!
08:19Hey, watch and learn.
08:22Hey, these are your friends?
08:24They're pretty cute, but not as cute as you.
08:33So how big is it?
08:37Come on, tough guy, show me.
08:39Oh!
08:40Little neg, huh?
08:41Idiot.
08:42Stupid.
08:43You want this.
08:44You want this ass, don't you?
08:46So how big is it?
08:52Mr. Referino.
08:54Why don't you come blow your whistle in my bed?
08:58I don't like that.
08:59You don't gotta like it for us to have a good time.
09:05I should have stopped earlier.
09:08What?
09:09What?
09:10Interesting!
09:11That looks like just about consensus here.
09:14Devin, tell us more.
09:15Points added for making us all uncomfortable.
09:17And points deducted for lack of game.
09:19Yeah, fair enough.
09:20Alexis agreed.
09:21You know, you can flirt with the camera, but not your colleagues.
09:25Think about employment law here.
09:26But still, only the yellow, really, for all of you and not the red.
09:29It wasn't too bad.
09:30As he said, the game was no good.
09:32Mmm.
09:32Yeah.
09:33Are you saying better game is more problematic?
09:36Dude, if you were hotter...
09:37Jeremy, let's put you two spots forward into chance.
09:42Queen?
09:43You're closer to mommy.
09:44Blue!
09:45Yes, Sam.
09:46From your spot on a liability, would you please threaten Bluey?
09:53Hey, what's up?
09:54My name is Lou Wilson, a comedian and actor from Los Angeles, California.
09:58I have a message for Bluey.
10:01I'm coming for you.
10:03I'm going to find you and your yellow wife and your blue son.
10:08When I find you, I'm going to do something to you.
10:12And I'm going to do it big.
10:13And I'm going to do it fast.
10:15And you're not going to be able to stop me, you or your yellow wife or your orange neighbor.
10:19I swear to God, Bluey.
10:21Is your wife named yellow?
10:28So Bluey's a girl and doesn't have a wife.
10:30Is Bluey a girl?
10:31Bluey's the little one.
10:32Oh!
10:33The Bluey fans are going to have a problem with the inaccuracy of it.
10:36That would probably help me out.
10:38Not so much of a problem with this here, is that right?
10:41He didn't really specify what he was going to do other than he was going to do it.
10:44That he was going to do it big and he was going to do it fast.
10:46Yeah, that could be anything.
10:47David, a little hotter as far as you're concerned.
10:49I don't love that he was threatening a child.
10:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:54But yeah, I think First Amendment protected for the most part.
10:56I think a median of one point for you.
10:59That brings you one square forward into...
11:02Uh-oh.
11:04Indecency.
11:04Ooh!
11:05Wow.
11:06Allie.
11:07New beginnings.
11:09Almost sing me a licensed song.
11:12And for this, we have a little guitar for you.
11:15Oh!
11:15Oh, wow.
11:16Allie told me backstage the one thing they didn't want to do was sing.
11:20Is that true?
11:21Hold on.
11:21Sorry, sorry.
11:22Let me...
11:22I wrote the lyrics down.
11:24All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
11:32Closing time.
11:39Now, was that your official entry, Allie?
11:43That was my whole shot, dude.
11:46What do we think of that?
11:48I'm okay with that.
11:49Yeah.
11:49Okay.
11:49Allie, that's one step forward for you into copyrights.
11:54Comedy Central?
11:55Comedy Central.
11:56Comedy Central.
11:56Thank you so much.
11:57Good luck out there.
11:58Jeremy.
12:00Fast feet, baby.
12:01You have landed on chance, and that means a chance card for you.
12:04Let's see which card.
12:06Cancel another player.
12:08Jeremy, who is it gonna be?
12:10So this is awful, because that was one of the saddest things I've ever seen.
12:14Hey!
12:15Listen!
12:18Look, he's right on your tail, dude.
12:20Brother.
12:22Somebody say the nicest thing about me.
12:24Nah, kinda hard, dude.
12:26You've got a beautiful hog.
12:29He ain't wrong.
12:31Look at me. I'm so many steps away.
12:33Yeah, it's true, Lou. I gotta shoot you in the face.
12:35Bye, baby.
12:36No!
12:37Oh, no!
12:38He's doing the crybaby.
12:40Lou, please roll all the way back to the starting position.
12:43Hate me.
12:44Come for me online.
12:46Oh, come with me to Comedy Central.
12:47No, I have to keep going.
12:49Get out of the way!
12:52Oh, it's like chutes and ladders!
12:54Ah!
12:55I'm really making a meal of this, aren't I?
12:58Please do me a favor and apologize to the cancel cam.
13:03What's up, chat?
13:04I'm sorry, I'm a little dizzy right now.
13:06But I just wanted to make this video while I was at my lake house to say,
13:11I'm sorry, Bluey.
13:13I'm sorry, Jeremy.
13:14I just wanted to win.
13:16Because when I was young, I didn't win.
13:21And so this was...
13:27I've realized that this moment is not one for me to speak, but one with which I will use my
13:34ears to listen.
13:37That was really heartfelt, Lou.
13:41Bravo!
13:43Wow.
13:44Sorry, man.
13:44It's okay, dude.
13:45A setback for you, but it is your turn up next.
13:49Fantastic.
13:50Please step forward into wild.
13:52Lou, would you please share a conspiracy theory?
13:58My name's Lou Wilson.
13:59I'm an actor and comedian from Los Angeles, California.
14:01It's recently come to my attention that the McDonald's Corporation is using blood diamonds
14:07to infect our children with rabies.
14:10Now, I know what you're going to say.
14:12That sounds insane, Lou.
14:15You have to believe me.
14:16I've done the research.
14:17I have talked to several doctors.
14:19They have told me that they have looked into the fries.
14:22They're not even really potatoes.
14:24Think about it.
14:25The potatoes that are used to make the French fries, the little crystals, that is blood diamond,
14:30meant to give our children rabies.
14:31With a staggering median of three out of four.
14:36The absolute sweet spot for you.
14:39Now, this was a bust for you.
14:41Why do you think bust?
14:42Because you're painting McDonald's in a negative light.
14:46You said research and doctors, and I feel like there's going to be more than enough people
14:51that could believe that if you brought in that, so that can lead into problems.
14:57Your believability was the problem there, Lou.
15:00Daryl Alexis, still bad, but not that bad.
15:03Yeah, highly fact-specific, implying that he knows unrevealed facts.
15:09Very defamatory, but just ridiculous enough to bring me back.
15:14They wouldn't feel threatened by it because it was so ridiculous.
15:17I don't think they're going to take Lou seriously.
15:20Ha! Lou, let's bring you all the way back to a lion's head.
15:27Wow.
15:28Right.
15:29Which brings us back to Ali.
15:33Yes.
15:34Now, so far, the mouse has been bad luck for you.
15:37It's true.
15:37Luckily, this is the royalty-free version.
15:41Would you dub Steamboat Willie?
15:45Ooh.
15:46Now, Steamboat Willie just entered the public domain.
15:48Got it.
15:49Would you please stand by the monitor
15:51and provide voices for the cartoon you're about to see?
15:56Ready, Ali?
15:56Okay.
15:57Three, two, one.
15:59Oh, wow.
16:00Hey, I've been doing a lot of research.
16:04Oh, no!
16:06Let me put myself back together.
16:07What?
16:08I looked at Facebook.
16:09Lots of cool moms on there.
16:12What?
16:12Pfft!
16:13Yeah!
16:14We're talking about vaccines!
16:16Get my hair!
16:16Ow!
16:17Ow!
16:17Oh, no!
16:19My tits!
16:19You didn't get a vaccine, did you?
16:21Of course I did.
16:23The Fauci ouchie!
16:27Did I win?
16:32I think you took the role of dubbing that pretty seriously.
16:35It matched up kind of seamlessly.
16:38You seem pretty innocent as far as you're concerned.
16:40Ali is my favorite contestant because there's no legal liability whatsoever.
16:44I'm squeaky clean.
16:47All right, Ali.
16:48Let's bring you one spot forward into defamation.
16:53Oh!
16:54My favorite!
16:56Jeremy.
16:57I'm gonna have you take one step forward into wild...
17:01Something in three or less words.
17:05Tough to make a legal stink in three words or less.
17:08I believe.
17:09Fucking...
17:12RFK...
17:15Raw.
17:19It's how he likes it.
17:20Probably.
17:22You've got two in the yellow, one in the brown.
17:25That's how Sam likes it.
17:29Now...
17:30Devin, is RFK known to be litigious?
17:32RFK makes a lot of money by taking lawsuits that people have and referring them to another law firm.
17:40Like, tries to cash in on those lawsuits?
17:44Wow!
17:45Yeah, a bust as far as you're concerned?
17:47It's a sexual innuendo.
17:48What innuendo am I doing, Alexis?
17:50It's only three words, so it's not too big of a deal.
17:53Saved by the prompt itself.
17:55You can go ahead and take two more steps forward into copyright.
18:01Mommy?
18:01Wake up.
18:03Blue!
18:03Sam Reich.
18:05With your spot on liability, would you please violate SAG by replacing yourself with a bystander from the street?
18:15If you go out this curtain, we have a PA standing by just to show you the exit door.
18:20Uh-huh.
18:20Whoever you find, if you can convince them, bring them back to replace you for a prompt.
18:27Boing!
18:29There is a camera following you.
18:31Boy, am I looking forward to seeing how this goes.
18:33Mommy, isn't this fun?
18:34Mommy, wake up.
18:35Mommy.
18:35Mommy, wake up.
18:36Excuse me, sir?
18:37Can I help you with that?
18:39Are you sure? Okay, cool.
18:40Would you be willing to come and participate in a game show with me?
18:43Allie.
18:44Yes.
18:45This is defamation.
18:48Name who you think is on Epstein's list.
18:58Okay, cool.
18:59This is who is definitely on Epstein's list.
19:03Bill Gates.
19:04Both Clintons.
19:06Donald Trump.
19:09Jeremy Cullain.
19:12And don't wake mommy.
19:16Wow!
19:17Something of a range here.
19:20First, Alexis, why do you think?
19:22Well, I always say if you're talking mess, you need to put it in a dress.
19:25So dress it up in some comedy.
19:26That was serious.
19:27And you said definite.
19:28As far as I'm concerned, you're making accusations.
19:30So red and not yellow.
19:32Now, you weren't as concerned.
19:33Allie, for some reason, chose people who have well-documented ties to Jeffrey Epstein,
19:38except for Jeremy.
19:39And that's my lawyer, actually.
19:41And that's my lawyer.
19:42And that's my fucking lawyer.
19:44And Ian?
19:45You did say, like, these are the people on the list.
19:48I almost said allegedly, but I need to catch up to Jeremy.
19:52Well, I believe that the median here is, in fact, three.
19:56So, Allie, that brings you all the way to chance.
20:00I'm rooting for Allie.
20:01Yeah, we're all rooting for him.
20:02We're rooting for you.
20:02We're not supposed to take sides, but we're taking sides.
20:04Hell yeah.
20:05What the hell?
20:06Get fucked, pervert.
20:07Mommy, wake up and get him.
20:09I'm hearing that Lou has found someone.
20:12No way.
20:12That was faster than I thought.
20:13He went to the gas station.
20:14Come on, Phil.
20:15What's up, fuckers?
20:16You guys kept playing the game without me.
20:18This is Phil, by the way.
20:19Yeah.
20:19Hello.
20:20Hey, Phil.
20:25Phil, what can you tell us about yourself?
20:27Um, I'm here.
20:29You sure are.
20:30You sure are.
20:32Do you have somewhere to be, or are you comfy being here for a few minutes?
20:35Well, I was going somewhere.
20:37That's why I was packing my car.
20:38Yeah.
20:39But, uh, I can take a few.
20:40Here, I'll take your stuff.
20:41Okay, cool.
20:42Oh, hell yeah.
20:44Producers!
20:45Thank you!
20:47Ugh.
20:48Phil, it's not normally like this.
20:54Did anyone have you sign a release before you came out here?
20:57Nobody said anything.
20:59That's interesting.
21:01In that case, we're legally in the yellow.
21:05And so I'm going to say, Lou, two spots to you and Phil.
21:09Hell yeah.
21:09You can join Ally in chants.
21:12And with that chants spot, it's time for a minigame.
21:16This is a little minigame that we like to call Like My Starbucks.
21:21Now, we played this game once before as Like My Coffee on Game Changer.
21:25How it works is, I'm going to tee up for you, uh, I like my lovers like I like my
21:30blank.
21:31You are then going to raise your hand if you have a one-line joke to pitch me.
21:36And the person to give me the spiciest joke without going over moves two steps forward.
21:41But you can bust here if you're not careful.
21:42I can bust here?
21:43Okay.
21:45Oh, Lou, because Phil has joined you, you are going to have to whisper your answers into Phil's ear.
21:50And Phil will say them for us.
21:52My guy.
21:55All right.
21:56I like my lovers like I like my Starbucks.
22:00Unionized.
22:02You like your lovers unionized.
22:04I do.
22:04Hot, disgusting, and filled with 19-year-olds on the inside.
22:10That is dark.
22:12I'm not proud of it. Jesus.
22:14You want to just read it?
22:15Yeah. Set them up.
22:16I like my lovers like I like my Starbucks coffee.
22:19Black as the hands of the little underpaid African children that picked it.
22:28Phil.
22:29Phil.
22:30Phil.
22:30I'm sorry.
22:32Wow.
22:33Okay.
22:33We've got red, yellow, and yellow.
22:35That is going to be tough to beat.
22:36Wow.
22:37I like my lovers like I like my Chick-fil-A.
22:42Just do the same thing, dude.
22:43Yeah.
22:44Phil, run it back.
22:47Hot, disgusting, and filled with conservative virgin nerds.
22:54Pretty innocent according to our legal team.
22:57Anti-gay and full of blood diamonds in the fryer.
23:02All right.
23:03I talked to multiple doctors from multiple universities.
23:09All right.
23:09We have a little bit of concern.
23:11I worry about Phil.
23:11Get him, Phil.
23:12Set him up.
23:13Set him up.
23:14I like my lovers like I like my Chick-fil-A.
23:18Closed on Sunday because of their Christian values, so we've got to use the back door, also known as anal
23:26sex.
23:29Goddamn, I found the right guy.
23:32Fucking hell.
23:35One more.
23:36I like my lovers like I like my Live Nation Ticketmaster.
23:41And be warned, we work with them.
23:44Probably around for five more minutes before getting disbanded by the U.S. government.
23:52All right.
23:53All right.
23:53All right.
23:54In the yellow.
23:54At this point, I'm just making Phil say the nastiest shit I can.
23:59Fucking young artist for money.
24:02Whoa!
24:04Okay.
24:04All right.
24:05Okay.
24:06Some really genuine concern there.
24:07Phil, work your magic.
24:09I like my lovers like I like my Live Nation Ticketmaster.
24:13Praying on me like it's Jerry Seinfeld in Central Park.
24:17And our lawyers, more or less fine.
24:22Two out of three.
24:23I'll take it.
24:24Lou, you are the winner of our minigame.
24:27Phil, thank you so, so much.
24:31Can we get Phil back his groceries?
24:35See you, man.
24:35Two-fisted.
24:38Wilds.
24:39Lou, you can move two squares forward into defamation.
24:44And, Allie, please step one square forward into wild.
24:49Beardsley.
24:50Yes?
24:51Tell fans why they should unsubscribe.
24:55Hey, what's up, fans? It's me, Allie Beardsley.
24:58I've been working for Dropout for a long time, but it's recently come to my knowledge that we have been
25:04bought by Palantir.
25:07It pains me to say so, but I've talked to five real doctors, and they've all told me that you
25:14should unsubscribe or you will get a brain worm.
25:18Wow, this is jazz. We're bringing in RFK. We're bringing in the doctors.
25:23I've been saying that for a long time. Comedy is like jazz.
25:25It looks like for bringing up Palantir?
25:28Honestly, I'm just happy to talk about a company other than Disney at this point.
25:32At McDonald's.
25:33Well, Allie, it looks like you're traveling two spaces up to join Jeremy at copyright, which brings us back to
25:43Jer Jer.
25:43Would you draw us a new logo for Coca-Cola?
25:51Show us what this might look like.
25:54That's so fun.
25:55A whole little bag of really good markers.
25:57Oh, my God.
25:58And from our vantage point, we aren't going to know what this is or isn't until Jeremy's done.
26:10Do you think anyone's going to believe Phil? Is he going to go home and tell his wife about this
26:14experience?
26:15I don't know if Phil has kids, but I hope he tells his kids about me.
26:17That's how you build a legacy. It's by touching strangers, people, making meaningful impacts in their lives, asking them to
26:23say strange things on camera.
26:26Okay, I'm ready.
26:27And Jeremy, go ahead and share that with us.
26:30The new logo is a little bit of a story.
26:33Sure is.
26:34Coca-Cola, I'm on Coke.
26:36Oh, wait, are you on Coke?
26:37Yeah, I'm on Coke.
26:38That's the new tagline.
26:39Yeah.
26:40That you've taken it upon yourself to create.
26:41What was I supposed to do?
26:42Yeah, logo.
26:44Tagline can be part of a logo.
26:45And then this guy snorting Coca-Cola, fuck, that's so good.
26:50This guy, make sure there's shit for me, I need to hit that.
26:53So there's two guys.
26:54Men.
26:56Two men.
26:58Cool.
26:58So I said guys, but you want to gender it more.
27:00I want to gender it more.
27:02Ooh, pretty spicy.
27:06Let me just make sure that you all get a good look at this.
27:09Well, there is that innuendo there, but I mean, it's also a little bit of a parody, but also...
27:14Oh, it's not a parody.
27:16You wrote it at the bottom.
27:17Trademark.
27:17Yeah, and they're snorting the Coca-Cola, which is brown.
27:21So that's why I'm a little bit more, like, safe and not fully dairy.
27:24Sure, sure, sure.
27:25Yeah, just not that spicy.
27:26You know, again, lack of game from Jeremy.
27:29Sure.
27:30Where'd you fucking find it?
27:31I think I'm on Coke is a great tagline for Coca-Cola.
27:34It only has a slight amount of innuendo.
27:36I just can't agree with them, you know?
27:38I'll say this.
27:39Copyright doesn't like copies.
27:41It's the same Coca-Cola logo, the cursive that they always do.
27:44Coke, I think it's more of a negative slur, if anything.
27:47This would get us in trouble.
27:48We'd have to pay for this.
27:49And I have game.
27:52That's not a thing that a lawyer needs to concern himself with.
27:55That is nonetheless two spots for you, Jeremy.
28:00Bringing you to indecency.
28:04That brings us back to Lou.
28:07I'm ready.
28:08This guy wants to bust so bad.
28:10I keep saying mommy.
28:11I want to bust.
28:12Lou, simmering there on defamation.
28:15I want for you to describe something we had to cut from earlier in the episode.
28:22Hi.
28:22It's Lou Wilson, actor and comedian from Los Angeles, California.
28:26An interesting moment that I feel personally like I would like to share with you that was cut from this
28:31episode that you will not see,
28:33and that I believe is an injustice, is that the man we found on the street, Phil, at one point
28:40called me my nigga.
28:41Uh, he pointed at me, and he said, that Lou Wilson, he's my nigga.
28:49I was shocked and confused, but felt the need to play along, and I brought him into this space, and
28:55so I think I felt some oneness to make it okay.
28:57And I said, everyone in here is allowed to call me my nigga.
29:01At which point, each of the three lawyers up here pointed at me and said, okay, my nigga.
29:06And...
29:18Let's bring out the cancel cam.
29:20Okay.
29:21Dan, that's crazy they're making you apologize.
29:26Welcome to America.
29:28Oh.
29:29Oh, hey.
29:31It's me, actor and comedian Lou Wilson from Los Angeles, California.
29:35While on the set of Game Changer, I was called my nigga by a number of lawyers and a strange
29:43man named Phil.
29:44And when I spoke out about it, they attempted to silence me.
29:51So I'm sorry, speaking truth to power.
29:56RFK 2028.
29:59Is there a place that we can send him that's before the start line?
30:03Before the starting spot.
30:04I happened to notice, lawyers, that it's when he brought you into the mix that we really went overboard.
30:09Yeah.
30:10We all know there's one group of people that you cannot insult, and it's the lawyers.
30:14It's the lawyers.
30:16Oh, it's me.
30:17It was so worth it.
30:18To tell the audience what Phil actually is like.
30:21Ally, would you puppet a fanfic scene?
30:26I'm gonna have art sent out to you action figures from the real world of third-party IP for you
30:32to puppet.
30:33Oh, shit.
30:33Wow!
30:35You can narrate them however you see fit.
30:37Tell us a story, Alex.
30:39Wow.
30:40So this is the capital, huh?
30:44Stick with me.
30:45We're really gonna show them how pissed off we are.
30:49Hey!
30:50Did you guys hear that Nancy Pelosi's desk is open?
30:55That's perfect, because I have to take a huge shit.
30:59Oh, no!
31:01I'm the only security guard that was hired for this entire event!
31:05Everybody get back!
31:08It's me, George Santos.
31:11I'm gonna get locked up one day, but then I'm gonna be free! Death Drop!
31:17And this is one of the three doctors I consulted
31:22that told me this whole story was true.
31:26I see two out of four. That's not terrible.
31:30Ian, you're a little bit more on the edge.
31:31Yeah.
31:32Is it the action figures themselves and the IP they represent?
31:35Is it the topic that Ally chose?
31:37I think it's a mix of both.
31:38You know, once you bring up politics, it's a little bit testy.
31:42And Devon?
31:43Yeah, I would have liked to have seen more use of the characters
31:45as the characters themselves, rather than...
31:48Sure.
31:48I almost got to the part where Trump ordered a cheeseburger
31:52and just watched the news while eating it.
31:54That is gonna be two steps forward for you into Indecency,
31:58bringing you neck and neck with Jeremy.
32:02Y'all having fun?
32:02Besties forever.
32:04Jeremy, would you improvise a porn intro?
32:09And for this, I'd like to introduce you to Phoenix.
32:12Friend of the show is in the Grant O'Brien Bachelor episode
32:16of Game Changer.
32:17I'm a former nanny.
32:18Mm-hmm.
32:18I write poetry and sometimes I make anal porn.
32:21What kind of a nanny?
32:23Phoenix is an adult performer, smutty writer,
32:26and a wonderful human being.
32:27Phoenix, would you like to join Jeremy?
32:29I will.
32:30Can I stay?
32:32Hi.
32:33Hi.
32:33Hi, Jeremy.
32:34Nice to meet you.
32:35Phoenix is going to be your scene partner.
32:38And in order to do this scene responsibly,
32:41we're also going to require the help of an intimacy coordinator.
32:44And so I'd like to introduce Two Straps.
32:47Oh, shit!
32:48Wow!
32:50Oh, fuck!
32:51It's Two Straps!
32:53What's up, dude?
32:55Hey!
32:56All right, hello.
32:57The last time I was here on Game Changer,
33:00I was Sam's therapist.
33:01Sometimes you push people away.
33:03Push them away with rigorously difficult game shows,
33:05for instance.
33:06Exactly.
33:06And I am changed.
33:08Clearly.
33:08Clearly.
33:09But now I am on set as an intimacy coordinator,
33:12and we want to get the creative vision across,
33:14but within your boundaries.
33:15Typically, there's a power dynamic on set.
33:17You're taller than me.
33:18We could get an apple box, dude.
33:19Shut up.
33:21And I wore my shorter heels.
33:22Okay, Phoenix.
33:25For today's scenes, there will be no penetration.
33:27I don't think we had to worry about that.
33:32And there will be no fluid exchange.
33:33You hear that, Jeremy?
33:36Oh, darn it!
33:37How nervous are you from scale one to ten right now?
33:39Eleven.
33:42The lawyer was right!
33:43I got no game!
33:46What about for you?
33:47Do you have any no-go zones,
33:49zones that you don't want to be touched?
33:52No.
33:54Did you say you're all-go?
33:56Can I tell you what I'm thinking?
33:58Yes.
33:58Okay, yeah.
33:58Phoenix, come.
33:59No, not you guys.
34:00Phoenix, go!
34:02See, this is what consent is all about.
34:04Honestly, I'm jealous.
34:05I mean, this has to be one of the craziest things
34:07I've ever been in the presence of.
34:08Yeah.
34:10Three lawyers, one adult actress and smut writer.
34:13And your childhood friend, Jeremy Calhane.
34:15And my childhood friend about to do an earnest rendition.
34:18Of the intro to a porno.
34:20I better get turned on, Jeremy.
34:21Okay, okay.
34:23Two straps, thank you so, so much.
34:25Nice!
34:26Good to see you again.
34:27We'll see you after this.
34:28And take it away, players, whenever you're ready.
34:30Ding dong!
34:31Oh, my God.
34:32The pool girl.
34:33But I'm all home alone.
34:35Oh, my goodness.
34:36I think I'm gonna have to clean your butt.
34:39Oh, my God.
34:44One more!
34:45Harder!
34:45Okay!
34:48Wow!
34:50Shit!
34:53Jeremy!
34:54You feel clean now.
34:55I know by fact 9-11 was an inside job.
35:01Now, that was a buzz as far as you're concerned, Devin.
35:03Tell me why.
35:04Mainly, I don't think the camera picked up on this,
35:06but I had to see Jeremy's sweaty boxers.
35:08And he says I ain't got game.
35:13Sounds like that lawyer was about to bust.
35:18Sorry.
35:19Jeremy, I've got great news.
35:20You can shuffle with your pants down two steps forward.
35:24Thank you, Phoenix.
35:26Into wild.
35:27Phoenix!
35:28Next time, I'll bring a paddle.
35:29Hi!
35:30Good to see you again, Allie.
35:31Good to see you, too.
35:31You can tell Grant I said hi.
35:32I will!
35:33You're an absolute dream.
35:35Thank you so much.
35:36Thank you, guys.
35:36Is this just what we get for the rest of the game?
35:38If Two Straps is cool with it, I am.
35:41Lou, would you please step one square forward into wild.
35:44This one's for you.
35:46Write some erotica about the lawyers.
35:52I'm going to bring out a little writing setup here for you.
35:54All right.
35:55Sorry, remind me of your names one more time.
35:57Ia.
35:57Ia.
35:58Alexis.
35:58Alexis.
35:59And Robert Shapiro.
36:03Oh, you've made a huge mistake.
36:16I've honestly never seen Lou so focused.
36:18Well, because I need to make sure I use the word Devin and throbbing in the same sentence multiple times.
36:25Around here, I'm not Legal Eagle. I'm Throbbin' Robin.
36:28Throbbin' Robin!
36:29Throbbin'.
36:30Throbbin'.
36:31Throbbin'.
36:37Throbbin'.
36:38Jeremy, how's the butt?
36:40I'll show everybody the top of my ass if they want to see it.
36:42I'm very curious.
36:44Oh!
36:45She's got an arm.
36:48Okay.
36:49Lou, if you would please go back to your wild square.
36:52I'm a little embarrassed. I went maybe too hard.
36:55Lawyers, I guess, judge this honestly.
36:57This is called A Hung Jury.
37:03By Lou Wilson, actor and comedian from Los Angeles.
37:06And feel free to like underscore this with like sultry kind of like, wow, kind of music.
37:11It was late August night.
37:14And the lawyers, Ia, Alexis and Devin, were hard at work on their latest case.
37:20The People versus a big-titted Mickey Mouse.
37:26As the lawyers did their dirty work, there was a knock at the door.
37:30Devin stood up to answer it.
37:31And opening the door, immediately felt his breath catch in his chest.
37:35His toes tense, staring directly at the heaving breasts of big-titted Mickey Mouse.
37:41This is unethical, screamed Devin.
37:44I'll show you unethical, said big-titted Mickey Mouse.
37:47As she grabbed Devin's throbbing member and locked lips with Alexis.
37:51She immediately felt herself faint as the big-titted Mickey Mouse forced Alexis' face into her decletage.
37:58And you eat me out, she screamed at Ia, tapping into her submissive nature.
38:03The three fucked all night in a series of increasingly erotic positions.
38:06And the next morning, big-titted Mickey Mouse walked into the court, showing the judge she'd filmed it all.
38:12And the judge said, now that's a hung jury.
38:18Come on, people!
38:20She's busted!
38:20Oh my god, she's busting right now!
38:22She's busting!
38:24Now, I'm not surprised to see the ratings here.
38:27Ia, thoughts?
38:28No words.
38:29No words.
38:30No words.
38:31No words.
38:32I have some words.
38:33How dare you?
38:35And Alexis?
38:36I'll say I started the show talking about the safe harbor period.
38:39This is still not safe for the safe harbor period.
38:41Can you actually describe that?
38:42I thought it was really interesting.
38:43Explicit content can be shared on network television between 10 p.m. and 6 a.m.
38:48When you said safe harbor earlier, we all thought you worked on boats.
38:51Yeah.
38:52We thought you were a maritime lawyer.
38:53You were like a maritime lawyer.
38:54I'm not a maritime lawyer.
38:56Oh, a boat lawyer.
38:57No, I'm not.
38:58Lou, could you please apologize to the cancel camp?
39:01Fighting my demons?
39:05Hey, what's up, YouTube?
39:07We're back here again.
39:08It's recently come to my attention that the things I've said about lawyers...
39:12Hey, what the fuck are you guys doing here?
39:15Hey, what's up?
39:18Continue.
39:19The lawyers haven't liked what I've been doing, and it is the advisement of my own personal
39:23legal counsel, Jeremy Culhane, that I shouldn't say anything more at this time.
39:29But please like and subscribe for more updates.
39:31We'll see you soon.
39:32You did good, kid.
39:33I won't lie.
39:34Having three people in suits stand behind you is genuinely intimidating.
39:39Allie, on indecency, would you give us a substance abuse PSA?
39:46Wow.
39:47Damn, bro.
39:48I'm jealous.
39:48Okay.
39:50Hi, I'm Allie Beardsley.
39:54Being under the influence is not cool.
39:57Mmm.
39:59It is real.
40:03Drinking, smoking...
40:05Oh, my God.
40:06Ugh.
40:07Dangerous.
40:09Here on Dropout TV, we make a lot of jokes about drugs, alcohol.
40:15But I just want to say it's actually pretty dangerous to do something like be at work
40:21and have a bunch of lawyers kind of looking at you while you pack a fat bowl.
40:27There are things that you might think you want to do for attention.
40:31Oh, sorry.
40:32But they're never really worth it.
40:36Oh, no.
40:37Jesus Christ.
40:40I'm here really just to be a cautionary tale to tell you that.
40:45It doesn't pay to do stuff just because you think it's kind of funny.
40:48Are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?
40:50We're not.
40:51It is alcohol in there, right?
40:52We're not.
40:52Oh, yeah.
40:53Alcohol combustible.
40:54This is getting the lawyers scared.
40:57I just want to see what happens.
41:00Oh, no!
41:03Oh, no!
41:04That stinks!
41:07Oh!
41:09No!
41:10Oh!
41:12Oh!
41:13Oh!
41:15Oh!
41:16Oh!
41:16Oh!
41:17Oh!
41:18Oh!
41:18Oh!
41:19Mavi!
41:22Biz bu whole operasyon back to the start!
41:34If you could do me a favor and please apologize to the cancel cam.
41:40Oh my god.
41:41Oh no.
41:41I'm getting the smell.
41:47I'm sorry.
41:51So, Alexis, beginning with you.
41:53When you encouraged kids to do it at home, it was like automatically off limits for me.
41:57Oh, damn.
41:57You can't have that, right? This is our liability.
42:00Immature.
42:03Thank you.
42:03Devon concurs.
42:04I do. That was some crazy stuff.
42:09Yes.
42:09But they did say not to do it, at least for the first half.
42:12That's true.
42:12But at the same time, you were also introducing a new variable by putting alcohol in the, you know,
42:18and also genuinely concerned.
42:20Yeah.
42:20I was like, yeah, let's not, so.
42:23I did hear multiple people say, hey, please don't.
42:27Jeremy, anything you want to add from one of these podiums?
42:30Can you bust me so I can smoke some weed with my friends?
42:33You're missing out, dude.
42:35Jeremy.
42:36I'm not liking my chances here.
42:39Come home, baby. Come home.
42:41Come home.
42:42I want to go back to where the weed is.
42:44He missed you.
42:45Two players on start and one player on the last square of our board.
42:50Come on, man.
42:50We've got books.
42:52Jeremy.
42:52Uh-huh.
42:54Got one in, motherfucker.
42:55Start beef.
42:57Dropout TV?
42:58You're fucking raising your price too much.
43:01Oh, another tear?
43:02Suck my fucking dick.
43:04That was today!
43:07Ooh, game changer.
43:09Ooh, look at me.
43:10I'm on fucking S.
43:11Nah, I can't even say that.
43:16Come for me.
43:17You can find me in New York fucking city!
43:22Oh, interesting.
43:24Really?
43:24He's biting the hand that feeds him.
43:26Whether it violates any laws or not, probably not too smart.
43:29Jeremy, with scores of three, three, and three.
43:32You are our winner tonight!
43:36Congratulations, Jeremy!
43:37You win!
43:38Edit approval over this episode!
43:41Oh, my God.
43:43Y'all are fucked.
43:43Jeremy, show me it, and it's so much bigger than mine.
43:49Points added from Jeremy's well-documented, very extraordinary game.
43:55That does it for us here at Game Changer.
43:57I am Sam Reich, reminding you that Dropout is actually owned by an assetless shell corporation,
44:02so there's no point.
44:03Good night.
44:05by a G!
44:06lot of people.
44:28There's no idea of that all.
44:29any other than the right thing that is.
44:29Anybody else?
44:30You're a happy person.
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