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🤫Deseando al mejor amigo de mi hermano- Completo
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00:00:00THE END
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Wider.
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that.
00:00:17Oh yeah, right there.
00:00:22Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:35You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:08but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:10So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit!
00:01:15Fucking dumbass!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24Could've been really bad.
00:01:27Oh fuck.
00:01:28Oh my god.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31No.
00:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:34Oh my god.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:40Starring him!
00:01:44All right.
00:01:45Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:47You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:58But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06I'm just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12No, no.
00:02:12You're a big baby.
00:02:14And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who is it?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:53Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56Allie.
00:02:56Sorry.
00:02:57Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05Put some actual pants on.
00:03:07You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09Sure.
00:03:10I don't care, man.
00:03:11All right.
00:03:11You're in a watch studio now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:15And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:20I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:22Fuck yeah.
00:03:22All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:24All right.
00:03:24Bye bye, everybody.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Hey.
00:03:37It reminds me, have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:53It's, sometimes they have files that like will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:58don't want to open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:03at it.
00:04:04Yeah, right.
00:04:05A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:27That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:38Tell me.
00:04:39No.
00:04:40Nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm going to go.
00:04:42Actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay, deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year, new city, new school.
00:04:54I'm going to make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:17What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:25Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:27I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:30Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:36Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:47Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:58Um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway, their door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:08He loves you.
00:06:09He loves you.
00:06:10He loves you.
00:06:13He loves you.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:21Brett's going to eat her life.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show them aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:45You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:47Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:49We lost him.
00:06:50We still gotta stop.
00:06:51Still.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:07:00Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa.
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Were you needing a salute?
00:07:15Salute.
00:07:18Back off.
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:39You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys' life, man?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:47Of course he is.
00:07:48Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half-making.
00:07:56Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:09It's alright.
00:08:10Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:13Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:22Hey, well, great.
00:08:24Well, you guys are gonna be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:26Put it down!
00:08:31What's that?
00:08:32Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay.
00:08:35I can just go out.
00:08:36I love you!
00:08:37I love you!
00:08:47I finally did it.
00:08:49The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:52I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:54And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:58The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:03Touchdown!
00:09:05I slept.
00:09:13You guys are benched.
00:09:14It's just a joke.
00:09:16Seriously.
00:09:18The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:22Don't look.
00:09:23It's a kisser.
00:09:24In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:26Unenged.
00:09:26Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:29Kill me now.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:39I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:40Obviously.
00:09:43Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:45Yes, it did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:49And whose fault is that?
00:09:51I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh, crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:56I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:01Sorry.
00:10:02Missed my message, sir?
00:10:04You know, I don't think so.
00:10:06I think.
00:10:07I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:09Why?
00:10:10Okay, come on.
00:10:11What?
00:10:11Just give it back.
00:10:13Whatever you...
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:14You're texting Chad?
00:10:16Chad?
00:10:17I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking SGD.
00:10:22He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:26Ah, a school project.
00:10:27Yes.
00:10:28You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions, so...
00:10:31Well, it's the truth.
00:10:32So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:34Hold on.
00:10:35Let me do something really quick.
00:10:36What are you doing?
00:10:37There you go.
00:10:38Chad is deleted.
00:10:39What?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40Stop!
00:10:41They're already done.
00:10:42That's not cool.
00:10:43You can't do that.
00:10:44Because that's not fair.
00:10:46Uh, yes it is.
00:10:47Because, listen.
00:10:48You're my business now.
00:10:50So, right now I want you to open your phone.
00:10:53I said take your phone out.
00:10:57Cool.
00:10:58And do what?
00:10:59I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:10Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:11Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:14This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:17The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:22I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:26You sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:30Yes.
00:11:30This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:32My only.
00:11:34My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:40Yes.
00:11:41Yet.
00:11:42Harder.
00:11:43Faster.
00:11:44I'm coming.
00:11:46Are you alright?
00:11:47Yes.
00:11:48Any a little bit of air.
00:11:49It's really hot in here.
00:11:51It's really hot in here.
00:11:51I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:53Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:58No.
00:11:58No, I just like.
00:12:07Oh my god.
00:12:08Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:10I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:14You have double XL condoms when you see it?
00:12:17I'll tell you what else.
00:12:18It's for grown ups.
00:12:19Do you actually use those?
00:12:21Yeah.
00:12:22They use your face.
00:12:24There's no way.
00:12:25That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:27What did you like to know?
00:12:33Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so.
00:12:36Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:39You kissed me back.
00:12:40You basically attacked me.
00:12:41I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:50Pathetic.
00:12:51I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:52I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:54I'm such an idiot.
00:12:56Forget I said anything.
00:12:58You know what?
00:12:58Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:13:00Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:04Excuse me?
00:13:05There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:08No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:09Me and you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:12Are you insane?
00:13:14Who do you think you are?
00:13:15My father?
00:13:21I'm your roommate.
00:13:22And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:26So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:30We're roommates.
00:13:32And that means we're equals.
00:13:34And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:37So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:41And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:46make sure that you're safe.
00:13:46Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:51Nope.
00:13:52Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:56No.
00:13:56Pro Max.
00:13:57Not when he looks like that.
00:14:01Yeah, Pro Max.
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:04This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:08First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:10Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:14You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:16I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:18You don't control what I do.
00:14:19No.
00:14:21I'm good.
00:14:21I don't care.
00:14:23You don't get me.
00:14:25I don't care.
00:14:27You don't care.
00:14:31You don't care.
00:14:33Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:36Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:41Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:44Lingerie?
00:14:45Seriously?
00:14:46But if I don't go it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat. I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:54I'm your roommate and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:57Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him. I don't take orders from
00:15:03those.
00:15:24Oh my god, did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:32Look everyone, the strippers arrived. Let's all give Littleness Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:42Thanks. At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:46You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:52Now, are we gonna have some fun? Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:16:00Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:16I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:27Shit. I don't have any guy friends here. Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:33What's the matter? No guys want you?
00:16:36Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:39She's stalling. She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:42You can't get a guy? You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants
00:16:46to claim you?
00:16:47Just give me a second.
00:16:58Hey, Allison. Yeah, I...
00:17:07That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:10You're so thirsty.
00:17:12Lick it up.
00:17:17Lick it up.
00:17:20Lick it up.
00:17:27Brett?
00:17:29What's up? Where are you?
00:17:32I'm at Club Five. I, um...
00:17:35I lost a dare.
00:17:36Yeah?
00:17:38What kind of dare?
00:17:40I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:44Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:48a good idea for you to go out at night?
00:17:49Come on, Brett. Please, this is serious. Can you just come get me?
00:17:53No, Allison. You know what? You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:57Brett, please!
00:18:02How dare you even think of Brett? He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:07You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:11I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:19Where do you think you're going?
00:18:20Grab her.
00:18:21What?
00:18:22No! Get off of me!
00:18:23You lost the dare. You paid the price.
00:18:28You need to loosen up.
00:18:30You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:32We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:36No!
00:18:48What was that?
00:18:50Oh.
00:18:51Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:58Freeze!
00:18:59Come on, sweetheart.
00:19:01A dare is a dare.
00:19:02Stop fighting.
00:19:05I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:07Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:16Please, please stop.
00:19:19Forgetting this?
00:19:20That's what gets used.
00:19:23Hey, asshole!
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:39Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:49Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:52Jason and Ali were just having fun together.
00:19:55I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:56She's practically begging for it.
00:20:08You know, I bet I'd see any videos of this online,
00:20:10or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:13And that goes for everybody.
00:20:15I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:17Does everybody understand that?
00:20:21Great.
00:20:22We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:25Yup.
00:20:28You okay?
00:20:30Come on.
00:20:31Let's go.
00:20:39Hey!
00:20:40Hey!
00:20:40What do you think you're doing?
00:20:42Huh?
00:20:43Sneaking out?
00:20:44Going to a place like this?
00:20:46What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:49What did you mean back there?
00:20:54Back where?
00:20:56When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:21:01The literal meaning.
00:21:03I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:07I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:09And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:12Yeah.
00:21:14I know.
00:21:15Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:17Hey.
00:21:17Always causing trouble.
00:21:18Please, just put this out.
00:21:21Happy?
00:21:22Yeah.
00:21:27Well, you know what?
00:21:27I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:30Like I'm desperate?
00:21:31No, that's not true.
00:21:32I know.
00:21:32Okay?
00:21:33I'm a total joke.
00:21:34Bullshit.
00:21:35You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:36Okay?
00:21:37These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:39And you don't need them.
00:21:40I know.
00:21:40Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:42And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:44And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:47That's not true.
00:21:49Fuck Rita.
00:21:51Fuck everybody.
00:21:53Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:55I don't want to be me.
00:21:56Okay?
00:21:56I want to be liked.
00:21:58I want to be wanted.
00:21:59And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:02I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:04I'll always be there.
00:22:05So what does that mean?
00:22:08What does that mean for us?
00:22:09What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:12I'm losing my mind.
00:22:14I know the rules.
00:22:15But look at her.
00:22:18All I can think.
00:22:19Just this once.
00:22:22What?
00:22:25Just say it.
00:22:26Just say it.
00:22:26I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:29Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:31No.
00:22:32That's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:34That is not true.
00:22:35Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:38Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:40I can't.
00:22:43And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:46So you know what?
00:22:47Just forget it.
00:22:49Forget I said anything.
00:22:52I'm done begging you.
00:22:53I'm done.
00:22:54No, Allison.
00:22:55Allison, stop that.
00:22:57Allison.
00:23:02There is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:06Why?
00:23:08Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:13It says that you have to stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:19Please don't stop.
00:23:20No.
00:23:25Why?
00:23:35That's the deal.
00:23:39You're done.
00:23:40What are you doing, Ron?
00:23:42Runing everything.
00:23:43No.
00:23:46No.
00:23:48No.
00:23:50No.
00:23:55Yo, what's up, loser?
00:24:00Allie, are you with Brett right now?
00:24:05Swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:07Talk to me.
00:24:08Face time to Ron.
00:24:12What is he doing?
00:24:14Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:21Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:23Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:24What?
00:24:25Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:29So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there
00:24:33and beat your ass.
00:24:34It's...
00:24:34It was an accident, okay?
00:24:36We just...
00:24:37I butt-dialed you.
00:24:39We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:45And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:48Okay?
00:24:48Chill.
00:24:49Really?
00:24:51Yeah, look.
00:24:55It's really dry, okay?
00:24:56My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:59All right.
00:25:00Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take her to, I don't know, like, an urgent care
00:25:04right now or something.
00:25:05I need you to take care of that.
00:25:06I was, uh, I was going to you right after.
00:25:08I got it.
00:25:10Peace.
00:25:11Bye.
00:25:14Oh, my God.
00:25:15That was really, really close.
00:25:18Okay, but, uh...
00:25:19What?
00:25:20Hold on, we should...
00:25:20You forgot something.
00:25:21No, Ellie.
00:25:23It's late.
00:25:23Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:24Hey, Allison.
00:25:27Stop.
00:25:32Quit acting so childish.
00:25:37You know, the only thing that I need to quit
00:25:41is you.
00:25:49All right, ladies.
00:25:51Physical assessments today.
00:25:53Allison, you're first.
00:25:55Oh, god.
00:25:57No, 20%.
00:26:03You're first.
00:26:04Hey, support me.
00:26:05Oh, I really do.gar
00:26:06Oh.
00:26:07Oh.
00:26:13Yeah,
00:26:16girl. Yeah,
00:26:18baby. My life.
00:26:19Yeah, baby.
00:26:21How am I?
00:26:22My life. Hey,
00:26:27Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:30Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:33You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:36Shut up.
00:26:44Hey, uh...
00:26:45Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:50Hmm?
00:26:58Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:04Solo Allison? Let me help.
00:27:07No hands-on.
00:27:09Hmm. I'm okay.
00:27:11Come on. It'll be fun. I promise.
00:27:15Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:19Oh, excuse me.
00:27:21I'm not with anyone.
00:27:24Hmm. Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:27That's right.
00:27:28She doesn't need to keep her breath.
00:27:31Choose me.
00:27:35Walk away, Chad.
00:27:37Right now.
00:27:40Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:47What are you doing?
00:27:49What?
00:27:49Are you jealous or something?
00:27:51No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:52What was that?
00:27:53I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:55Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:56Just doing my job.
00:28:00First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:05All right, come on.
00:28:07You first.
00:28:13Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:15You ready, Rookie?
00:28:17I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:19But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:22Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:24You want to play?
00:28:27Fine.
00:28:28Let's play.
00:28:28All right.
00:28:32I'm going to go.
00:28:43Bye.
00:28:44Bye.
00:28:58What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:29:01You're not doing anything.
00:29:02Stop it.
00:29:04Stop where?
00:29:08Switch positions!
00:29:10You're turned.
00:29:23Whenever you're ready.
00:29:25She's trying to kill me.
00:29:27And it's working.
00:29:33She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:35It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:38Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:46What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52What the hell am I doing?
00:29:54You okay, Brad?
00:29:56Okay.
00:29:57And done!
00:29:58Allison, you killed it today.
00:30:00You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:04Really?
00:30:05Wow, thank you.
00:30:09Congratulations.
00:30:11Uh, good flirting, you two.
00:30:18An orphanage.
00:30:34Oh, my.
00:30:37Shit, fuck, hot, hot.
00:30:39You okay?
00:30:40Oh, my God.
00:30:47Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:50Here.
00:30:52Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:54It's fine.
00:30:55Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:57I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:59Damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:31:01How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:04Okay, it's fine.
00:31:05Just...
00:31:06It's okay.
00:31:06Just forget it, okay?
00:31:07I'm doing laundry.
00:31:08I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:10I, um, didn't...
00:31:12You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:14And it...
00:31:16And neither are you.
00:31:17You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:18You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:20And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:22Yeah, okay.
00:31:23I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:24Listen, I just...
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:29Why aren't you still here?
00:31:30Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:31This is my morning routine.
00:31:33I don't...
00:31:33It's 8.30.
00:31:35Isn't the whole tier squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:38thing?
00:31:38What?
00:31:39Nobody told me that.
00:31:40Had...
00:31:42Oh, my God.
00:31:43She's going to kill me.
00:31:44Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:44This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:46She's going to...
00:31:46She's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:49Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:49It's okay.
00:31:50Well, I'll...
00:31:50It's all right.
00:31:51Okay.
00:32:05You got all your stuff?
00:32:06Yeah.
00:32:07Um, I have to go.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:10Thanks.
00:32:11Bye.
00:32:20Did you just see that?
00:32:21That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:24And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:26Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:29Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:31Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:40Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:42I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:44Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:46Late is late.
00:32:47You're just too lazy.
00:32:48You're just too lazy.
00:32:57Hey.
00:32:59What's your problem?
00:33:00My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:02It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:05Like I said, nobody...
00:33:09No.
00:33:10Hey.
00:33:11Stop!
00:33:12Are you crazy?
00:33:14Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:18Stop!
00:33:19You want to fight?
00:33:21I'll give you a reason.
00:33:28Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:30What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:31Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:32This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:34Cool.
00:33:34Get out.
00:33:36Get out of here.
00:33:37All of you, get out of here right now.
00:33:39Did you hear me?
00:33:39Get out.
00:33:44You okay?
00:33:46It's fine.
00:33:49I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:53or something.
00:33:53It's going to be okay.
00:33:54We have enough time.
00:33:56Trust me.
00:33:59Hi.
00:33:59Hello.
00:34:00Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:03room
00:34:03right now.
00:34:08All right.
00:34:09Hey, listen.
00:34:11Use my jersey.
00:34:12Make it look better than the original, all right?
00:34:14All right.
00:34:38Oh, shit.
00:34:39Is that even Allison?
00:34:51She looks...
00:34:52Stony.
00:34:55Look at you.
00:34:56You look fantastic.
00:34:58You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:35:01It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:02You know, that's true.
00:35:04That's true, I am.
00:35:05Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:09Yeah.
00:35:10You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:13Really?
00:35:15To you, as your best friend's sister?
00:35:18Of course.
00:35:19As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:24All right.
00:35:25Time's ticking.
00:35:26Let's move.
00:35:28Allison, I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:33But it works.
00:35:35You take center.
00:35:37Let's go.
00:35:41Okay.
00:35:43Hey, uh...
00:35:49Break the leg.
00:35:53I'll do.
00:35:59Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:04Hey.
00:36:06I'm okay.
00:36:08One, two, three, go.
00:36:10Woo!
00:36:13Shout out loud.
00:36:19Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:20Oh, yeah.
00:36:27Oh, yeah.
00:36:28Oh, yeah.
00:36:38Who is that girl?
00:36:39She's on fire.
00:36:40That's Allison Scott.
00:36:42I didn't know she had moves.
00:36:47All this thing is serious.
00:36:49It's so hot.
00:36:50I mean, damn.
00:36:51I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:54Body in that uniform?
00:36:56Woo!
00:36:57You're getting lucky tonight.
00:37:00Stay with me.
00:37:01I don't have to.
00:37:02See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:05I'm telling you right now.
00:37:07You don't fuck off.
00:37:08The only thing that's going to be chasing me is my fist.
00:37:20He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:22The 20.
00:37:24The 10.
00:37:27Touchdown!
00:37:28Matt Harrison does it again.
00:37:30State wins.
00:37:31Yay!
00:37:32Oh!
00:37:33Good job.
00:37:34Good job.
00:37:35Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:42Woo!
00:37:43Woo!
00:37:44Woo!
00:37:45Woo!
00:37:46Woo!
00:37:46Hey.
00:37:47Oh.
00:37:48Congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:50That was really good.
00:37:52You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:55Hey, shut up.
00:37:56Oh!
00:37:59You OK?
00:38:00Kip!
00:38:01Kip!
00:38:02Kip!
00:38:02Kip!
00:38:03Kip!
00:38:03Kip!
00:38:03Kip!
00:38:04Kip!
00:38:04Kip!
00:38:05Kip!
00:38:05Kip!
00:38:06Kip!
00:38:06Kip!
00:38:07Kip!
00:38:09Kip!
00:38:11Oh, my God.
00:38:12Kip!
00:38:12Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:14In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:17Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:38:26Now we've got ourselves a good ol' kiss camp standoff.
00:38:29I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:31Come on, Allison.
00:38:35Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:37I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:43But I want it.
00:38:46No! No! No!
00:38:59Wait. What?
00:39:06I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:09Kiss Cam, me and Brett.
00:39:19Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:25Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:28No problem.
00:39:36This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:41But it feels so right.
00:39:43I never want it to end.
00:39:49Harrison!
00:39:55Harrison!
00:39:58Oh, shit.
00:39:59What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in from the entire school?
00:40:02Ron, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:40:05I'm making a scene?
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06I'm making a scene. You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:09Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:12Are you serious right now? If I hadn't stepped in...
00:40:15You two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:18You're unbelievable.
00:40:21I hate you.
00:40:25Dude, I'm...
00:40:25No, no, no, no. You cut the crap.
00:40:27You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:29I promise.
00:40:30Do not bullshit me.
00:40:31Do not bullshit me.
00:40:32Absolutely nothing.
00:40:32I'm serious. Nothing.
00:40:35You're fucking lying.
00:40:36I saw the way you kissed her.
00:40:37Okay?
00:40:38She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:40I know that.
00:40:40So you stay in your lane.
00:40:42Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:44You do not cross me. You do not!
00:40:47I promise.
00:40:47Dude.
00:40:49Fuck.
00:40:52Okay.
00:40:53Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:56No.
00:40:57I sound like a mom.
00:40:59This is ridiculous.
00:41:00Why am I texting him?
00:41:01He's literally in the next room.
00:41:04You know what?
00:41:05Just go in there.
00:41:07Just ask him.
00:41:08Hey, Brett.
00:41:09What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:10He kissed me back.
00:41:12He can't deny it this time.
00:41:13It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:16Okay.
00:41:18Do or die.
00:41:25What are you doing?
00:41:26Getting groceries.
00:41:27What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:29I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:30Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:32I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:35She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:38Brett.
00:41:40What happened at the kiss can today?
00:41:42I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:44I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:47Why?
00:41:48You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:50Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:52You know what?
00:41:53I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:57It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:42:00Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:42:01The fun's over.
00:42:02It's finished.
00:42:03Do you understand?
00:42:07Don't you dare.
00:42:08No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:09I'm not doing anything.
00:42:09No, no, no.
00:42:10That's not fair, okay?
00:42:11Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:13Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:15Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:17You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:19Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:20I'm not doing anything.
00:42:22Yes, you are.
00:42:23You know what?
00:42:24Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:26Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:29Yeah.
00:42:29Okay, so then earlier I should've kissed Chad.
00:42:32I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:39Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:42Chad's a predator.
00:42:43And a loser.
00:42:44And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:54Oh.
00:42:56Is he hard?
00:43:02Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:05You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:12Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:14You know, biology.
00:43:18Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:26Allie!
00:43:27Brett!
00:43:28You guys out here?
00:43:29Fucking shit!
00:43:30What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:31You have to get out.
00:43:32I can't get out.
00:43:32If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:35Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:37So, I...
00:43:38I'm gonna get out.
00:43:39Okay, cool.
00:43:40Allie, hey!
00:43:41Oh my god, he's coming.
00:43:43Allie, hey!
00:43:44Just get under.
00:43:45Get under what?
00:43:45Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:51Allie!
00:43:52Hi!
00:43:52Shown alone?
00:43:54Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:56Run!
00:43:56I'm naked!
00:43:57Get out!
00:43:59You're...
00:44:00You're not, though.
00:44:03Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:07I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:08I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:09I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:10You got it, so...
00:44:11I also wanted to say that...
00:44:15I think you did a great job today.
00:44:18I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:19And I'm sorry that I was, uh...
00:44:20An asshole about it.
00:44:23Thanks.
00:44:30Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:32Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off, traumatized me.
00:44:37So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:41Run.
00:44:42I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:43It's a game.
00:44:44Everyone does it.
00:44:46A game?
00:44:47I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:49This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:51Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:54So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:56That's fair.
00:44:57Chad sucks.
00:44:59Yeah.
00:44:59Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:45:01Okay.
00:45:01He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:05They won't be.
00:45:09Okay, thanks.
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry.
00:45:19I got water in my nose.
00:45:20Okay.
00:45:21I'm okay.
00:45:22Don't drown.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:24Okay.
00:45:26Bye.
00:45:26Bye.
00:45:33God, the illegal is going to die.
00:45:37Good talk.
00:45:38Wait.
00:45:41I have to ask you something.
00:45:43I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:45On a date.
00:45:46Don't be the little sister Allison.
00:45:48Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:49There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:53I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:03Got plans, Allie.
00:46:07Okay.
00:46:08Yeah, whatever.
00:46:09I just...
00:46:23Rhett?
00:46:27I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:33Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:45Look!
00:46:46Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:48She's finally getting back.
00:46:49Did you know Allison hand-makes these little trinkets?
00:46:52It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:55I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:58I came by myself.
00:46:59Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:03Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:05Nothing major.
00:47:06Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:10Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:14Huh.
00:47:15How much are you asking for this?
00:47:17$15?
00:47:18Hmm.
00:47:18I made it myself.
00:47:20$15?
00:47:21For some plastic and twine?
00:47:23You don't have to buy it.
00:47:25It's ambitious.
00:47:26You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:29I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:36You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:40Are you insane?
00:47:41You actually want this garbage.
00:47:43You know, I value the artist.
00:47:44That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:46So, $500?
00:47:47What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:49She's nothing.
00:47:50No, you're nothing.
00:47:51Especially compared to her.
00:47:52How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:56Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:58No, I'm serious.
00:47:59Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:04You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:06What are you doing?
00:48:07What do you mean?
00:48:08You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:10You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:11And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:14You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:17What do you want?
00:48:18I'm just trying to...
00:48:19No.
00:48:20Allison.
00:48:22Party at my place.
00:48:23Celebrating the big win.
00:48:25You coming?
00:48:27I don't know.
00:48:28I'm not interested.
00:48:30She's a grown woman.
00:48:32She can speak for herself.
00:48:35So, what do you say?
00:48:38You're not going anywhere.
00:48:40And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:43Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:45You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:47Fine.
00:48:48Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:50No, yeah.
00:48:51Sounds fun.
00:48:55I'll be there.
00:49:04There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:08Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:11Oh.
00:49:12Thanks.
00:49:16It's a cool party.
00:49:18Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:21Really?
00:49:21For me?
00:49:23Why did you do that?
00:49:24You're single.
00:49:25I'm single.
00:49:27You need another reason?
00:49:29So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:32No deal.
00:49:33There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:35He's just a friend of a friend of my brother.
00:49:40Is his loss.
00:49:41My gain.
00:49:44Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:49Let's fix that.
00:49:54Yeah.
00:49:55No, why not?
00:49:56There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:58Maybe I should just move on.
00:50:00You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:50:01No.
00:50:02What's that?
00:50:03We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:19Come on.
00:50:22Damn it.
00:50:23Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:26Come on, Allison.
00:50:26You're already here.
00:50:38Fine.
00:50:40But I play to win.
00:50:46Hockey game.
00:50:47Check it out.
00:50:48Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:03No.
00:51:04Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:05Game's over. Let's go.
00:51:07Excuse me.
00:51:08What are you doing, huh?
00:51:08Get off of me.
00:51:09What do you think you're doing?
00:51:10You're ruining my night.
00:51:12Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:13What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:15Don't care.
00:51:15How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:17Come on.
00:51:18Okay?
00:51:18No more of these stupid games.
00:51:19You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:20I know.
00:51:20I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:23I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:26Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:38Oh my god.
00:51:39Oh shit.
00:51:48Ow!
00:51:50Hey, hey, hey.
00:51:53Hey.
00:51:53Hold on.
00:51:54Hold on.
00:51:55It's okay.
00:51:57I got you.
00:51:58I got you.
00:51:59I got you.
00:52:00Oh my god.
00:52:01Is she okay?
00:52:05Hey.
00:52:06Hey.
00:52:06Look at me.
00:52:07Look at me.
00:52:08Look at me.
00:52:08Look at me.
00:52:09Hey.
00:52:09You okay?
00:52:10I can't.
00:52:11I can't feel it.
00:52:13I can't feel it.
00:52:14I can't feel it.
00:52:14Breathe.
00:52:14Just try to breathe.
00:52:15All right.
00:52:15Hey.
00:52:18I can't feel it.
00:52:20I can't feel it.
00:52:20All right.
00:52:22Let's get you in.
00:52:23Let's get you in.
00:52:24All right.
00:52:25All right.
00:52:27All right.
00:52:30Yeah.
00:52:30Get out of my way.
00:52:31Move.
00:52:31Move.
00:52:34Just put me down, Brett.
00:52:35Here we go.
00:52:35Put you down.
00:52:37You know, you could have died at once.
00:52:39And Chad, I mean, my god, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this
00:52:44close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:45Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:48That's not fair.
00:52:50What's not fair?
00:52:52What's not fair?
00:52:53What am I not understanding?
00:52:54Huh?
00:52:54What don't I understand?
00:52:55That I don't know how this works.
00:52:57Okay?
00:52:58I'm sorry.
00:52:58I'm figuring it out.
00:53:00I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:53:02You know what?
00:53:02That's fantastic.
00:53:03I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:05You're not any better than me.
00:53:07I'm not any better?
00:53:08What did I do?
00:53:09How am I not any better?
00:53:10What are you talking about?
00:53:11You're worse.
00:53:12I jumped in the pool.
00:53:13I saved your life.
00:53:14And now what?
00:53:14I'm an asshole?
00:53:15How am I worse?
00:53:16You're worse.
00:53:18Because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:20Yeah.
00:53:20Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:24Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:27Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:29Yeah, I know.
00:53:29I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:33You know, I don't understand.
00:53:37You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:42That's the worst thing.
00:53:43Don't say that.
00:53:44I did.
00:53:44No, no.
00:53:45I fell in love with you.
00:53:46I'm in love with you.
00:53:47And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:48I know that.
00:53:49I know.
00:53:50So then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:56Am I crazy?
00:53:57Am I crazy?
00:53:58Do you not feel anything?
00:54:00Because you're playing with my feelings.
00:54:02And you can't keep doing that.
00:54:04Okay?
00:54:06I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:09Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:11Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:13I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:54:14I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:16No.
00:54:21Fuck it.
00:54:37I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:48Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:49Every single time I saw you with him.
00:54:52I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me.
00:54:56Than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:59Why didn't you say anything?
00:55:01I made a promise to run.
00:55:03But you know what?
00:55:10I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:23I think about you every day.
00:55:26Every morning.
00:55:27And every night.
00:55:30And every single time I close my eyes.
00:55:34It's you that I see.
00:55:37Every time.
00:55:41Hey.
00:55:50I want you to take me.
00:55:52Right here.
00:55:55Right now.
00:56:08So what are we now?
00:56:15What do you want us to be?
00:56:19What do you want me to be?
00:56:22I want you to be mine.
00:56:26I think I already am.
00:56:31But what about Ron?
00:56:33He's going to kill you.
00:56:35You know, Ron loves you very much.
00:56:37He's very protectable to brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees.
00:56:43How much I love you.
00:56:50I don't know, I think...
00:56:53I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:56Just for now.
00:56:57I know.
00:56:59I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:57:01I know.
00:57:04But it's just for a little.
00:57:07Until we find the right moment.
00:57:09Yeah.
00:57:11Yeah.
00:57:11I know.
00:57:12I don't want to do your work.
00:57:14We'll be secret, Lars.
00:57:15All right.
00:57:17I know.
00:57:20Yeah.
00:57:31Yeah.
00:57:40I know.
00:57:41captain when are you coming to pick me up i am uh currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right
00:57:47now i'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you oh well as much as i'd
00:57:53love
00:57:54to see you running to me don't my legs are killing me and i really like your car oh i
00:58:02know you love
00:58:02my car he grabs me by the waist hoisting me up putting me on the hood of his car brett
00:58:07stop
00:58:08don't read my smut i'm telling you every single word that you've ever written is etched into my
00:58:14heart into my soul betrayals kisses from my neck to my breasts gently sucking and biting holy
00:58:22that is literal trash but why does it sound like 50 shades of gray when he says it i feel
00:58:29so hot right
00:58:30now palms my center slowly massaging my folds are you away ally
00:58:42oh my god someone's coming um i have to go fake my own death bye i'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:11hey are you okay you sounded sick do you need help mind your own business virgin mary you think
00:59:17just because brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now i was just trying to help
00:59:23save it for
00:59:24you're someone who gives a damn shoot late
00:59:51brett that's elison's uh i found it in the bathroom if i'd known it was your little
00:59:55girlfriends i never would have touched it
01:00:14see what you're up to
01:00:18hey hey you found my bag i was looking for that thank you no problem
01:00:26attention all members of the cheerleading squad it has been brought to our attention that
01:00:30apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs i strongly suggest whoever's responsible to
01:00:36come forward now otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search
01:00:43well i think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend right i'm sorry
01:00:49but i just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes excuse me i was fixing my makeup
01:00:54sounded like you were retching and i asked you if you were a look at this this is perfection it's
01:01:00every girl's dream i don't need shortcuts and we all know someone who could lose a little weight
01:01:04i mean after all who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy search me
01:01:09i have nothing to hide
01:01:15your turn scott sure but i rita jackpot well well well look who needs drugs to keep up with the
01:01:26real
01:01:26athletes i knew it no one gets that good that quick without cheating allison performance enhancing
01:01:34substances are grounds for immediate dismissal the squad coach i promise you i've never seen those
01:01:39before okay those those aren't mine right a cheater and a liar coach please listen to me i've never
01:01:47seen those i i don't know what they are i lying it's the only way a cow like her could
01:01:52ever compete with
01:01:53us they're mine yeah those are actually uh my uh vitamins did you forget i asked you to hold on
01:01:59to
01:01:59my vitamins this morning yeah sorry i should have uh labeled them or something he's right they're just
01:02:04vitamins no they aren't uh miss russo how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of
01:02:11these banned substances i just they look suspicious we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:19yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate that's enough all i see here are three
01:02:25bullies trying to frame a teammate rita you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately what
01:02:31you can't do that championships are in two weeks nobody else knows the whole routine i mean i know it
01:02:37yeah every count every formation i could step up and do it you little
01:02:43you think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me that's enough rita my decision is final
01:02:52okay listen up when it's allison's turn for the basket toss you're gonna have a little timing
01:02:57issue you want us to drop her she could get seriously hurt that's the point accidents happen
01:03:03all the time in cheerleading so tragic i can't do that coach will kill me fine and say goodbye to
01:03:09those
01:03:09little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms i know everything girls every dirty little
01:03:15secret do exactly as i say or you're gone your call and make sure she falls hard enough she never
01:03:21gets
01:03:21back up
01:03:29very sweet
01:03:32what happened back there how did you know that rita put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:36i uh saw rita putting something in your bag so i swapped it out i knew it i knew she
01:03:43was up to
01:03:44something you know i heard her in the bathroom like 10 minutes before yeah she was throwing up
01:03:50it was when we were when we were having
01:03:58phone sex
01:04:00so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:04:03allison do you have any idea how hard it was to stop
01:04:07hey do you
01:04:09do you think i'm fat seriously go put that garbage in your head
01:04:13i don't want you to say anything like that again i mean i'm being serious though i'm being serious too
01:04:17allison perfect as the way you are yeah i'll always be there to catch you when you fall
01:04:27always
01:04:30all right on the count you both perform an elevated prep rita you're up first then ellison
01:04:49all right okay allison hey great job you guys you killed it
01:05:17hey i told you i killed you brett you just saved my life
01:05:26i guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something huh
01:05:29are you serious scott you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:34are you kidding me they almost dropped me i could have been paralyzed i could have died
01:05:39that would have been the best news of my life rita that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:43leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:50oh brett thank you oh my gosh i really appreciate that catch i almost had a heart attack
01:05:56all right everyone in light of performances and character i am so proud to announce ellison scott
01:06:04as the new captain thank you wow congratulations captain scott i'm proud of you
01:06:13you want to show me just how proud you are
01:06:18and that's game state loses 21 to 35
01:06:24ali look i know it's not what you wanted it's okay because you did good that's all that matters
01:06:29thanks bro i'm gonna go take a piss i'll be right back ew don't ever touch me again weirdo yo
01:06:36allison she is looking good baby y'all do private shows you know something with a little extra bump and
01:06:43grind you're so gross yo what the hell are you serious what what's going on i'm just waiting for
01:06:50the mvp no don't play with me you've been teasing me for weeks in your dreams how about you spend
01:06:57more
01:06:57time training on the field so that what happens today never happens again you think you're so
01:07:03fucking special why you know everyone knows how you got the captain's position how by sucking your
01:07:09way to the top i mean that must be how you got out there considering how much you suck while
01:07:14you play
01:07:15you shameless whore hey one more one i do you're defending your slut's honor huh she's a public bus
01:07:25everybody gets a ride hey hey hey you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:38that's that's enough what's going on here i mean coach we all saw it shadow's gonna hit her
01:07:44you're gonna hit her get my office now you with me this is a really nasty cut okay let's
01:07:51we should take you to the er okay all right you sure you're already
01:08:01it's a really nasty cut brad you could have broken your hand
01:08:04yeah well it was totally worth it never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:16you know i could kind of get used to this having uh nurse allison around take care of me help
01:08:22me out
01:08:23yo guys 304 i think it's this one let's go see the hero oh no that's ron and the whole
01:08:29team they can't see us like this
01:08:32you won't let him let's tell him let's tell him the truth in front of the entire team ron's gonna
01:08:39kill you
01:08:41what do you want to do let's hide yeah all right all right brad you in there yeah i'm just
01:08:52uh
01:08:53washing up man god you have no idea how crazy you drive me you know every single time i see
01:09:01you all i can
01:09:01think about is uh doing this you need a hand man no i got everything i need uh right here
01:09:17you gotta be quiet let's see what happens brad stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:27hey you know what it uh takes me a very long time assholes
01:09:40i feel what you did i feel what you did it's kind of hard to miss
01:09:51brad you gotta you gotta speed this up man we got your food it's gonna get cold you know my
01:09:54hands are soft bro i can help you
01:09:56hey why don't you guys just beat it all right i'm gonna be a little while all right let's just
01:10:00give him
01:10:01some space enjoy your blue balls yeah don't pull muscles you know i took a pretty big hit for you
01:10:06today
01:10:07i think i've earned some uh alison physical therapy time you know what i mean
01:10:13you know you could have just asked you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:30it's good
01:10:31is she gonna help me no i think i'm just gonna watch
01:10:56brad goes pro after this guaranteed i've heard the halftime show is gonna break the internet
01:11:01captain scott's changed the whole game sick ladies and gentlemen let's make some noise for
01:11:07your state university cheerleading squad led by captain alison scott
01:11:13i will end you leave it save your applause everyone you're cheering for a fraud your precious new
01:11:22cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot she bought it with illegal performance enhancers
01:11:26and her dealer look no further than your mvp brett harrison
01:11:36that's that's not true you know what i don't care rita's the one that's been taking drugs okay she's
01:11:42got pretty much the whole team hooked on them just ask them yourself oh really let's ask the swad then
01:11:52brett approached us about a month ago he said he had good stuff but only if we helped
01:11:59allison become captain yeah that's bullshit i have proof
01:12:06i know real doctors i've got pills ally no more being blackmailed let allison take the captain position
01:12:16this is insane okay i've never taken a drug in my life oh sweetie it's all coming out now i
01:12:23saw her
01:12:24taking pills for practice we trusted you cheater hey anybody who messes with her messes with me open
01:12:33your eyes brett she's using you for the clout for the status who was she before you slept with her
01:12:41nobody a total bottom feeder you know what you're so full of it's unbelievable
01:12:45how'd you get that video huh and what'd you do to it you have nothing to fear if you have
01:12:48nothing to hide
01:12:49boom listen just please listen to me hey everybody just shut up this is my sister okay
01:12:56she would never do something like this and here come the pretzels all right that's enough that's
01:13:03enough now in light of these significant allegations as well as the evidence that has been presented
01:13:10i have no choice allison scott you are hereby removed from your position as captain of the cheerleader
01:13:17furthermore you are placed on academic suspension pending an expulsion hearing justice for the real
01:13:23athletes hold on hold it if you would please look to the jumbotron i know some real doctors that can
01:13:31help you guys get healthy with the right way no more pills no more purging no more blackmail you'd really
01:13:36help us absolutely listen you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rita's savior spells ever again so
01:13:41what's the catch we're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine this video this is the real
01:13:47conversation not the edited one that really just played now for the drugs these are the drugs that
01:13:55i gave the girls they're vitamins you can get these at any pharmacy in the world you want to check
01:14:00these
01:14:00out principal
01:14:04he's right these are common supplements everybody Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates to take
01:14:11dangerous weight loss supplements she's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply and
01:14:15she's been shaming them degrading them for the bodies that they have now everybody is different
01:14:19but all bodies are beautiful Rita sabotaged allison for one reason one reason only because she was a
01:14:25threat she threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad and it's horrible because
01:14:30allison she's a beautiful person and she would never do anything like this and she deserves to be the
01:14:36her captain that's not true he's lying she's the one who's drugging the team lock her up lock her up
01:14:48you fucking bitch you ruined my life you ruined it yourself
01:15:04look at you playing the victim you've been throwing yourself at me for weeks just when i give you a
01:15:11chance you run crying to harrison nothing but a little shut up dude shut up what are you gonna do
01:15:18about it harrison i don't have to do anything you're gonna get exactly what you deserve right now mr williams
01:15:26apparently we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you from various female
01:15:32students as of now you are officially suspended from all school activities what no my father your father
01:15:39may have his name on the library but i assure you his money will not buy you immunity you can
01:15:45take him
01:15:45away party's over let go no i'll kill you all this isn't over and as for you miss scott on
01:15:55behalf of the
01:15:56entire administration i would like to apologize to you for everything that you've had to endure and as
01:16:03of now you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain you can consider yourself officially
01:16:10reinstated as captain thank you principal all right everyone sorry for the unexpected drama i hope you
01:16:18enjoyed the show but we have a game to get back to so let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:26the
01:16:38Cut down! State University wins it all!
01:16:58Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:17:06Woohoo!
01:17:09Hey! Allison!
01:17:13The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:18Hey, well you know what, uh, he's cool, isn't?
01:17:22I think he knew before we did.
01:17:25I love you kid, Scott.
01:17:26it. I love you too, quarterback.
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