00:00So wait, you found him?
00:02John Cooper's not dead?
00:03Scene two, take four, Corden Mark.
00:04Where have you been these last few years?
00:06You're looking at it.
00:08What's it like having John Cooper living on my couch?
00:11Pretty fucking awesome, dude, obviously.
00:14We all remember Galaxy Leaper.
00:16Yeah, I'd rather watch my own conception.
00:19My public downfall, it's well documented.
00:22They repossessed my cars, they foreclosed on my house,
00:25and they towed my yacht.
00:26That pretty much gets us up to date.
00:28How long is it going to take him to get his sheep together?
00:31He's fallen upon hard times, Jessa.
00:34Son of a bitch!
00:35Give me!
00:36You had enough determination to become a freaking movie star.
00:40Just reinvent yourself.
00:41I'm going to need another gimmick.
00:44I think it's time I play my big comeback.
00:46So you're, like, serious about this?
00:48Oh, yeah.
00:48Mark my words, John Cooper will be back on top again.
00:51We could be a team, except it won't be super lame
00:53because I'm your friend.
00:54Graphic design, music, animation.
00:57I'll make my own workout video.
00:59You got some kind of documentary crew
01:01that's following you around for some reason?
01:03Pretty cool, right?
01:04No managers, no agents.
01:05No one around to advise you,
01:07maybe to talk you out of stuff.
01:09Yeah, perfect.
01:10I don't need any of this shit from any of you guys, okay?
01:14He's using your power.
01:15He's using your water.
01:17He's using you.
01:19This is exciting.
01:20It's a documentary.
01:21Filming a guy as he snorts lethal amounts of drugs
01:24and literally sucks his own dick.
01:27When I get my fortune back,
01:29I'm not going to take it for granted this time.
01:31I'm only somebody that people can be proud to call a friend.
01:35This is the cops.
01:36I might need you to put a few things in your asshole.
01:39I mean, I am John fucking Cooper.
01:40I have a full ficar.
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