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❤️❤️OMG! My SnowWhite is a Man~ bl boyslove bromance
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00:04sorry i what's got you so focused you forgot how to walk
00:10get back i give it back beg me
00:20get off me nerd
00:28don't laugh shut the hell up
00:40go pick that ball up or i'm gonna make you regret it
00:50let him go oh come on marcus you mess with him every day now you're playing hero
00:57only i get to bully him
01:01touch him again and i'll twist your head off and use it as a soccer ball
01:08you okay mind your own business he's right this is all your fault and now you're acting like some
01:12hero marcus listen to me the person i hate most in this world is you
01:22lucas i bully you because i fucking like you
01:31lucas you're home i made you your favorite hot cocoa
01:35spare me the fake nice i know what you're doing you know you're trying to win me over
01:41but let me make this clear you will never be the lady of this house
01:48what the hell is that were you trying to poison
01:58your father won't marry me because of you if you're alive i'll never inherit his fortune
02:04so i have to get rid of you if my dad finds out you tried to hurt me
02:09he'll never marry a psycho like you too bad you won't get the chance to tell him
02:14die
02:21marcus what are you doing here i came down the chimney
02:23lucas i need to explain why i mess with you
02:42let go of me
02:56okay either i'm dead or i blacked out at a renaissance fair
02:59what are you a flying paper cut
03:02ah our prince charming is finally awake
03:04i am the guardian sprite of fairy tales
03:06you awaken me so i brought you into this storybook
03:13oh my god
03:14i look like a rejected disney extra
03:17why am i dressed like prince chanam's cousin who sells essential oils
03:21how can i leave this ridiculous place
03:25your highness
03:26the king commands you to depart at once to marry the princess snow white of the neighboring kingdom
03:30snow white
03:31absolutely not
03:33i'm gay
03:33i'm not about to drag some innocent girl into a straight marriage starter pack
03:37that's emotional terrorism
03:41you have got to be kidding me
03:43good morning
03:44princess snow white
03:45sleep well
03:46i'm a guy
03:47do you see the stubble
03:48the adam's apple
03:49the entire male anatomy package
03:50hmm
03:51yeah
03:52that's
03:53not supposed to happen
03:54okay
03:55looks like we've got a role assignment error
03:58let me file a ticket with fairy tale tech support
04:01oh great
04:02so how long is the wait time
04:04three business centuries
04:05why won't this thing come off
04:07i want men's clothes
04:08pant
04:08a hoodie
04:09literally anything with sleeves that aren't made in
04:12can't
04:12your character is snow white
04:14snow white has a dress
04:15it's in the contract
04:16i never signed anything
04:18you did
04:18you just didn't read the terms and conditions
04:20like everyone else
04:22look
04:23you got unlimited dresses
04:25fresh options daily
04:26it's basically princess netflix
04:31no no no no stop
04:33all right
04:34ready to meet your prince charming
04:36he'll be here soon
04:37to marry you
04:39what
04:39i'm straight
04:40i don't like men
04:41tell me how to get out of this nightmare
04:43easy
04:43you just have to truly fall in love with prince charming
04:46you're insane
04:50you inherited your father's heroic masculinity
04:54princess
04:55the queen request your presence
04:59what is it
05:01oh my god
05:03lucas
05:04you're snow white
05:06this is amazing
05:08the evil queen
05:09yeah
05:10that tracks
05:11you're dressed like a walking jewelry store
05:13afraid people might miss how greedy you are
05:15oh my dear lucas
05:18in here i'm the queen
05:20i have everything
05:21and honestly
05:22i'm in love with this place
05:24and you
05:26are the key back to reality
05:28so if i want to stay here
05:30i'll have to kill you
05:32you're sure he's the coldest killer in the kingdom
05:37yes your majesty
05:39he's the infamous hunter nicknamed
05:41mr alpha male
05:42i hate women
05:43especially women prettier than me
05:45so snow white the most beautiful cannot be allowed to live
05:52leave your snow white to me
06:06die snow white
06:13snow white is a man
06:16a man and he's hot
06:20who the hell are you
06:23i'm your
06:25secret lover
06:26snow white's taste is a felony
06:28i get it
06:30you're the queen's assassin
06:31she sent you to kill me
06:32she told me to eliminate you
06:34she just forgot to mention you're a man
06:37and exactly
06:38my type
06:40i've changed my mind
06:42a face like yours
06:43i couldn't possibly pull the trigger
06:47you don't come any closer
06:49the entire palace is under the queen's control
06:51she won't stop until you're dead
06:53but i can protect you
06:55whether you come with me
06:56is your choice
06:58you
06:59protect me
07:00that's right
07:01i'm the coldest killer alive
07:03mr alpha male
07:05he actually let that little trash escape
07:08issue a kingdom wide manhunt now
07:12a princess with an adam's apple
07:14chest hair shouldn't be hard to spot
07:18for the last time
07:19i am not marrying snow white
07:20i only want lucas
07:21your highness
07:22bad news
07:23snow white has gone missing
07:25missing?
07:26perfect
07:27this snow white has a suspicious amount of testosterone
07:31wait
07:31snow white is
07:33lucas?
07:37i
07:38i can't run anymore
07:44hide
07:47i'll go distract them
07:49you head east
07:50and find your fiance
07:51prince charming
07:52he will protect you
07:53but what about you?
07:55don't worry
07:56i'm a mr alpha male
07:57a few guards can't hurt me
08:00remember
08:01never enter the enchanted forest
08:03there are seven total psychos in there
08:05nobody who goes in
08:06ever makes it out alive
08:11damn
08:12he's handsome
08:13too bad he doesn't like men
08:15wait
08:16does he actually like men or not?
08:19hey
08:20you ugly freaks
08:21come and catch me
08:26damn this dress
08:28damn the queen
08:29damn this fairy tale
08:35princess snow white
08:36her majesty requests your return to the palace
08:40and what if i say no?
08:42then you'll suffer a little
08:49marcus
08:49what the hell is this jerk doing here?
08:51as long as i'm here
08:52nobody can lay a finger on him
08:55someone thinks a little too highly of themselves
09:04the unstoppable secret technique
09:07tickle attack
09:15are you okay?
09:18you're wearing a prince's uniform
09:21you're prince charming?
09:24no no no
09:25if you're prince charming
09:26i'd rather die
09:27or stuck here forever
09:28lucas still hates me
09:30i should hide my identity
09:31for now
09:32and give him time
09:33i'm not
09:36i'm not prince charming
09:37i'm his half brother
09:39prince charging
09:40prince
09:41prince charging?
09:43what the hell is that?
09:45look
09:45bright enough to light a whole kingdom
09:46that's why they call me prince charging
09:50even your horse looks gay as hell
09:54i'm heading to find my brother prince charming
09:57why don't we go together?
09:58no thanks
09:59there are wild beasts around here
10:00it's dangerous alone
10:01well
10:02even if i'm wearing this stupid dress
10:04i'm still a man
10:05i'm not afraid of any beasts
10:14so
10:15want to reconsider my offer?
10:17and just so you know
10:18there's more than one snake out here
10:20damn it
10:21i might actually need this jerk to protect me
10:24fine
10:25whatever
10:30stop
10:31in broad daylight
10:32what are you doing?
10:34fixing my shirt
10:36what did you think?
10:39damn
10:40his body is actually amazing
10:43if you want to look
10:44you can be bold
10:45i'd be honored if my muscles have your approval
10:49who's looking?
10:50narcissist
10:52then do you want to touch them?
10:55what
10:56what are you doing?
10:59i know you want me to
11:01i
11:01i don't
11:05kissing a man
11:06actually
11:08feels pretty good
11:21baby open up a little more
11:23no
11:27come on
11:28no
11:29marcus
11:35thank god it was just a dream
11:38lucas lucas
11:39get a grip
11:40you're straight
11:41stop having stupid dreams like that
11:44and the guys you hate the most
11:46i'm straight
11:47i'm straight
11:50being queen feels wonderful
11:52even my hair is smoother than before
11:54this is
11:56my hair
11:59what happened to my hair?
12:01wow
12:02this means snow white and prince charming have met
12:05what?
12:05from now on
12:06every time their relationship grows a little deeper
12:09you'll lose another patch of hair
12:11and when they truly fall in love
12:13your head will become one perfectly smooth boiled egg
12:17no
12:18no
12:19lucas
12:20marcus
12:20i'll kill you both
12:23spread my order
12:24hunt down snow white across the entire kingdom
12:26alive or dead
12:28your majesty
12:29perhaps the legendary magic mirror could cure your boldness
12:33right
12:33the all-knowing mirror
12:35it has to be able to fix my hair
12:38go find that mirror immediately
12:40i want it brought to me within three days
12:43lucas
12:45once i catch you i'm gonna pluck every single hair off your head
12:53look
12:54is that a princess?
12:55princess?
12:56that's obviously a man
12:58a man who likes wearing dresses
13:00hey handsome cute dress
13:02mind lend it to my big sis sometime?
13:06just ignore them
13:07i hate this dress
13:09oh my goodness
13:10whose daughter is this?
13:12she's so tall
13:18mom
13:18mom
13:18that lady has stubble
13:20don't say nonsense
13:22apologize to the lady
13:23wait
13:25he really does have stubble
13:26i'm a man
13:27a man in a dress?
13:30sick
13:30calm down
13:31don't bother with them
13:38look
13:39there's a hot girl bathing
13:40man
13:41tonight's our lucky night
13:44why does the voice
13:46sound like a guy?
13:47you know nothing
13:48androgyernia beauty
13:49is trending
13:53it's a man
13:54my eyes
13:55hey
13:55i haven't even screamed yet
13:57what are you screaming?
13:58i swear i'll never peek at bathing girls again
14:00please stop sending cross-dressing dudes to test me
14:03i've had enough of this
14:05sprite
14:05fairy
14:06whatever
14:07just get out here
14:08right now
14:12i want to get rid of this damn dress
14:15well
14:16it's not impossible
14:17play a game with me
14:19and you can change it
14:20what game?
14:21look
14:26no way
14:27whatever the game is
14:28i won't play anything with him
14:30hey
14:30what did i do to you this time?
14:32then i guess you'll just keep wearing the dress
14:34honestly
14:34the more i look at it on you
14:36the better it suits you
14:38fine
14:38what game?
14:41blindfold feeding
14:43lucas puts on the blindfold
14:45marcus sits three meters away
14:47lucas has to walk over and feed the strawberry to marcus
14:50that's it?
14:51easy peasy
14:52but you can't use your hands
14:53you have to hold the strawberry in your mouth
14:56what kind of perverted game is that?
14:58what's wrong?
14:59scared?
14:59who's scared?
15:00i'll just pretend i'm feeding a pet
15:04okay
15:24where are you touching?
15:26shut up
15:37oh my god
15:38does this count as kissing marcus?
15:40this is a straight man's greatest humiliation
15:43his lips
15:44are just as soft as in my dream
15:48wait
15:49why am i reacting?
15:51no no no
15:51that's impossible
15:52what's wrong?
15:53stomach ache?
15:53i'm fine
15:54don't come closer
15:55ho ho
15:56i see what's going on now
15:57shut up
16:01you know
16:01i'm actually the same as you
16:05take some time
16:07wait
16:07does this mean i've actually been turned gay?
16:13cooled off yet?
16:14time to change the clothes
16:18finally i can get out of that damn dress
16:23i can't reveal my identity to lucas just yet
16:25please keep it a secret from me
16:26this is getting good
16:28the plot just keeps getting juicier
16:30do you think you're watching a reality show?
16:33do you think you're watching a reality show?
16:42hungry?
16:43no i'm fine
16:44here
16:45thirsty?
16:47i said i'm fine
16:48cold?
16:50drop it
16:51i'm not cold
16:57i've never seen such a beautiful flower
16:59this is for you
16:59just so you know
17:00this adorable little flower
17:02completely poisonous
17:09it has no taste at all
17:10i want juice
17:11although there's no juice
17:13honey water on the house
17:15and trust me
17:16we got plenty
17:16you're not trying to
17:19watch me
17:20marcus
17:20don't do it
17:23this is gonna end badly
17:28hey there
17:41it's all your fault
17:43we almost got stung to death
17:44and you're still laughing?
17:46you're still cute when you're mad
17:49no no no
17:50i'm straight
17:51totally straight
17:52from now on
17:53you must stay at least one meter away from me
18:04marcus
18:05at your service?
18:06pull me up right now
18:08didn't you just tell me to keep more than a meter away from you?
18:11this pit looks at least three meters deep
18:13which meets your requirement perfectly
18:15marcus stop messing around
18:17but you literally make that rule like five seconds ago
18:20asshole just wait till i get up there i swear
18:22i'm gonna mess you up
18:23why don't you climb up here first
18:25then we'll talk
18:26marcus come back
18:28jerk
18:29all that talk about liking me was a lie
18:31bullying me at school
18:33and now abandoning me
18:35i almost believed him
18:37crying?
18:39idiot
18:39didn't you leave?
18:41what are you doing back here?
18:42silly boy
18:43i'd never leave you here
18:45grab on
18:46i'll pull you up
18:46i've got you
18:56aren't you the captain of the football team?
18:58how come you're so weak?
18:59maybe because you're heavier than you look
19:01i'm literally standard weight
19:03the real problem here is you're weak
19:04fine fine it's all my fault
19:08you can scoot a little closer
19:10trust me it's way warmer over here
19:12in your dreams
19:13i'd rather freeze to death
19:15fine have it your way
19:16idiot
19:17freezing your ass off
19:18and still pretending you're fine
19:22damn it
19:23why am i in his arms?
19:26hmm
19:27no wonder he won prom king
19:28two years in a row
19:29he really is good looking
19:32you're awake
19:33i-i-i was just
19:41what the hell are you doing?
19:45lucas i'm sorry
19:46i just
19:46let me tell you marcus
19:47i'm straight
19:48i could never like you
19:49i was just being impulsive
19:50i'll never forgive you
19:51for bullying me at school
19:52you make me sick
19:55what did you say?
19:56i said
19:57you make me sick
19:58there is no way
19:59i'd ever fall for a jerk like you
20:02you're right
20:02i am a jerk
20:04i'm such an idiot
20:05for falling for you
20:06marcus let go of me
20:07i'm such a fool
20:08for doing everything i could
20:09to get your attention
20:10for trying to protect you
20:12this whole time
20:13but from now on
20:14i'm not gonna like you anymore
20:17i finally got rid of this jerk
20:18i should be happy
20:19but why do i feel so lost?
20:23we need to figure out
20:24how to get out of here
20:27marcus
20:27i heard you
20:32grab it
20:45thanks
20:47let's go
20:54marcus
20:55where are you?
21:02marcus
21:04help
21:08marcus
21:09help
21:10run
21:19i said run
21:21do you hear me?
21:23no
21:24i can't leave you
21:25to face this alone
21:30marcus
21:31get out of here
21:32i can't hold it off
21:33much longer
21:34but you
21:35what i said before
21:36i didn't mean it
21:37i lied to you
21:38what?
21:39i still fucking like you
21:41i've liked you
21:42since middle school
21:43and i never stopped
21:51i'm not leaving you here
22:07are you hurt
22:10no i'm fine
22:11just
22:12my legs are just a little shaky
22:22he actually risked his life
22:24to save me
22:25after i was so mean to him
22:27i said
22:28you make me sick
22:29there is no way i'd ever fall
22:30for a jerk like you
22:32did i go too far
22:33with what i said
22:34if it weren't for him
22:36those scars would probably
22:37be on me
22:40it's ready
22:41you first
22:44marcus
22:44i said those things earlier
22:45out of anger too
22:47i know i was way out of line
22:48i'm sorry
22:50lucas
22:51would you just give us a chance?
22:53i don't expect you to say yes right now
22:55i just want to know
22:57is there even a tiny chance
22:58you could ever like me?
23:00how could i ever like a guy?
23:02it should be an easy answer
23:03so why is it so hard to say?
23:05i'm sorry
23:06i can't
23:07i'm really grateful you saved my life
23:10but i'm straight
23:11and i'll never be anything else
23:13i'm sorry
23:17i get it
23:17i respect your choice
23:21but i'm still gonna like you anyway
23:27i'm finally free of his nonsense
23:29so why don't feel happy at all?
23:31get a grip lucas
23:33you're just grateful he saved you
23:35you're not gay
23:37a glowing flower?
23:39never seen one of those before
23:42it smells special
23:45it's so hot
23:47what's going on?
24:04marcus
24:08what's wrong?
24:12what's wrong?
24:13i want you
24:21you've got a fever?
24:22why are you burning up?
24:30lucas
24:31are you drunk?
24:33there isn't even any alcohol out here
24:34marcus
24:35i know you want me
24:37you're not thinking straight
24:38i'm not taking advantage of you like this
25:07don't
25:10don't want
25:11don't stop
25:19oh my god
25:21what am i doing?
25:23stop
25:23just stop
25:24no
25:25i like this
25:27no
25:27it has to be that damn pollen
25:32what are you gonna do?
25:33kill me?
25:35no
25:36you're gonna be my servant
25:42and now i'm ordering you
25:44take me
25:45yes your highness
25:53yes
25:59my highness
26:02oh
26:03oh
26:03oh
26:03oh
26:06oh
26:07oh
26:08oh
26:10oh
26:29morning don't touch me so now you're denying everything you were pretty eager last night
26:36i i don't remember any of it and if you tell anyone about last night i'll cut your tongue out
26:41this is all that stupid flowers fault i only lost control because that damn pollen pollen can't
26:47create desire it only amplifies what's already there admit it lucas you want me do i really
26:54want him no there's no way this bastard turned me gay that's prince charming's castle tomorrow
27:02you'll finally meet him great after tomorrow i won't have to see your annoying face ever again
27:08why does it feel like my heart is breaking that flower must have fried my brain i'm just used to
27:14having him around all the time that's all don't worry once i get back to the real world everything
27:19will go back to normal the last glowing thing we found was an aphrodisiac flower don't tell me this
27:28glowing water is some kind of love potion too why don't you take a sip and find out
27:34well look who finally made it here you again every time you show up something bad happens
27:39relax i'm just here for the show this time this is the spring of desire if you look into it
27:45you'll see
27:46what your heart wants most oh yeah then let's see what i want most probably a massive feast back in
27:51the real world back off okay okay
28:03no way the thing i want most is him what did you see why are you so red nothing i
28:09just i just saw a
28:10beautiful woman bathing beautiful woman bathing you really are straight you can fool him but not me
28:17i know exactly what you saw it must be because i'm snow white maybe this body's female hormones are
28:24messing with my head stop lying to yourself the spring of desire is never wrong do i really like
28:32him what are you two whispering about we were just talking about lucas's deepest desire shut up i'm an
28:38honest elf my mother raised me never to lie please you're just here for the drama what are you two
28:44even
28:44talking about why can't tell me i saw us kissing really lucas you like me too don't you so what
28:50if i
28:51do i have to fall in love with prince charming if i want to leave this place marcus we can't
28:57be
28:57together it's time to tell lucas who i really am lucas wait lucas there's something i have to tell you
29:03i'm actually
29:14joanna sent them no idea but they don't look friendly on three we run in opposite directions
29:20you think you can outrun them pretty sure you failed pe i was the 10 meter sprint champion in
29:25kindergarten thank you very much your highness prince charming we finally found you your highness
29:32your prince charming your highness and this is he's snow white my fiance no my fiance not that either
29:43whatever he's the one i love he's the legendary snow white with the stubble i don't care if he's a
29:48man or a woman he's the one i'm going to marry but his majesty has given strict orders he cannot
29:55accept two men marrying this snow white is forbidden from entering the castle that old fossil people are
30:00out here falling in love with chat gpt lucas is at least a real human being his majesty also said
30:05that
30:05if you insist on marrying him he'll hang your embarrassing baby pics at the castle gate
30:11your embarrassing baby pictures your king's got a pretty good sense of humor
30:17wait so you were fucking lying to me this whole time lucas i'm sorry i didn't mean to deceive you
30:23i was afraid that if you knew the truth i finally accepted my feelings for you
30:26and all this time you were just making a fool out of me no lucas i like you i would
30:32never hurt
30:33enough i hate being lied to more than anything lucas i was wrong please just let me explain
30:42hey wrong way that's the enchanted forest the enchanted forest the one no one's ever made it out of
30:47alive damn it liar you kept saying you liked me but you were lying to me the whole time
31:04who's there another stupid just wandered in perfect it's been forever since we've had fresh meat
31:11he looks delicious oh crap i must have stumbled into the legendary seven villains
31:19god i'd kill for a big mac right now
31:23nope i can't hold it in did you see his face he went completely white
31:35you guys are the legendary seven villains you ever seen demons this handsome
31:41we're not demons we're victims victims we used to be guards for the evil queen but she wanted us to
31:48take turns being her lovers monday through sunday no repeats we're respectable guards okay not rent
31:54boys why would we ever agree to that so she got mad threw us into the enchanted forest and trapped
32:00us here with dark magic i can't believe the seven dwarves from the fairy tale actually have it this rough
32:05we've been stuck here so long we're dying of boredom but hey now you're here at least we've got a
32:11new face around
32:11what's your name where are you from do you have a girlfriend please that's outdated gay is in now
32:16so do you have a boyfriend oh so there is someone no nothing like that then why are you blushing
32:24oh i i'm hot okay tell us more
32:35we have a witness who says snow white ran into the enchanted forest you boys wouldn't happen to
32:40know where he is would you wait is that guy snow white by order of the queen if you reveal
32:45snow
32:46white's whereabouts your freedom will be restored
32:52they know i'm snow white now are they gonna hand me over
32:56oof you're too late what do you mean snow white got eaten by a beast the second he ran into
33:02the
33:02enchanted forest i saw it with my own eyes it was brutal total bloodbath want me to take you to
33:08the
33:08scene though fair warning you probably won't be able to eat for days no no no that won't be necessary
33:14as long as i've got something to report back to the queen head back and inform the queen snow white
33:20is dead
33:27hey they're gone you're safe now why did you help me because we hate that old witch of a queen
33:33the enemy of our enemy is our friend
33:38your majesty word from the guard snow white is dead
33:43finally that little noose is dead so my hair should grow back now right
33:49oh no no no no no no no
33:55i thought my hair was supposed to grow back once he died
33:59that's because snow white isn't dead who are you i'm the all-knowing magic mirror
34:03oh wow your majesty that hair is a bold choice shut up just tell me how to get my hair
34:09back
34:09as long as snow white and prince charming never fall in love your hair will grow back i'm going
34:14to the enchanted forest and killing him myself your majesty those three hairs of yours would be gone
34:19in one gust of wind shut up let me do it i hate couples more than anything the second i
34:24see them
34:24acting all sweet i want to lose it all he has to do is take one bite of this apple
34:29pie and it's over
34:32it's been days and that bastard marcus still hasn't come looking for me
34:36figures you can't trust the word men say
34:42who are you i'm the little match girl sister the little apple pie girl sister with those wrinkles
34:48you look more like the little apple pie grandma oh i have never seen such a handsome man in my
34:53life
34:54apple pie handsome wow smells incredible go on it's free wait apples and fairy tales are always
35:02poisoned you're not joanna are you who's joanna in fairy tales the evil queen dresses up as an old
35:10woman and tricks snow white into eating a poisoned apple joanna stop pretending i'm not her i'm just the
35:18little apple pie girl i know that's your disguise joanna and your makeup is terrible hey you can
35:24question my character but not my makeup skills come on let's rip the mask off her
35:34oh no stop so you really aren't joanna i told you i wasn't and you still ripped my clothes off
35:41sorry i got it wrong i offered you free apple pie and somehow i'm the bad guy okay okay don't
35:48cry i'll
35:48eat it i'll eat it lucas lucas what are you doing here i've been looking for you this whole time
35:59looking for me what so you could keep lying to me lucas can you stop being impossible for one second
36:04i'm impossible you're the one who's heartless shameless and impossible how am i heartless how am i
36:08shameless how am i impossible how are you not heartless how are you not shameless how are you
36:11not impossible fine even if i am heartless shameless and impossible what are you two doing
36:16practicing a damn tongue twister handsome want some apple pie might help you calm down i'm not hungry
36:24come on eat a little you need energy if you're gonna keep arguing i said i'm not hungry just one
36:30by
36:31god you're annoying can't you see we're in the middle of something fine i'll eat it happy
36:42spit it out do you have any idea how hard that was to make i pulled three all-nighters on
36:47that pie
36:48let let go what are you doing let him go so you do still care about me god i hate
36:54couples like you
36:56will you two die if you stop acting lovey doobie for one second god calm down don't do anything stupid
37:02you can always make another one seriously it was just an apple pie that was my masterpiece
37:09i spent forever perfecting that poison blend wait so you really were sent by joanna well obviously
37:15why else would i drag myself into this dump of a forest to deliver apple pie as long as we're
37:21here
37:21you're not hurting lucas i wasn't even planning to hurt him a man that handsome is practically in
37:26danger but the queen gave me orders no matter what it takes i have to keep him and prince charman
37:32apart help he's trying to stab me i'm not i was just
37:40as long as i'm here you're not laying a finger on lucas i i wasn't trying to hurt him i
37:49was going to
37:50kill myself i failed my mission if i go back the queen will punish me anyway might as well end
37:56it
37:56myself oh sorry my bad well be our guest wait your job is to keep snow white and prince charming
38:07from
38:07ending up together right then wouldn't poisoning prince charming work just as well huh
38:14you're right poisoning prince charming works just as well serves you right for being greedy and
38:21snatching someone else's food that's what you get all right mission accomplished what you do realize
38:29that pie you just swallowed was poisoned right right the pie was poisoned
38:38water somebody get me water i think i'm dying
38:48marcus actually took the fall for you that is so moving is this what true love looks like
38:54if somebody did that for me i'd marry him on the spot i don't care if it's a man a
38:58woman a cat or a dog
38:59he didn't even know the pie was poisoned what's so moving about that
39:02yeah but before that he jumped into that pit for you he fought a beast for you keep going and
39:08i'm
39:08gonna fall for him myself lying to you was wrong but his feelings for you are real lucas just forgive
39:13him come on just forgive him all right all right i get it okay marcus we just did you a
39:17huge favor
39:18so how are you gonna thank us me i'm poisoned i'm dying here maybe help me first
39:24right he's poisoned come on think of something hmm but you actually look pretty good your skin's kind
39:30glowing maybe it was fake poison worst case he gets diarrhea for a couple days okay that's a relief
39:38marcus
39:42marcus
39:43okay we know you hate him but this is a little much
39:45he really is poisoned come on think of something
39:49i heard my grandpa talk about a miracle cure once
39:52hot oil heat kills poison
39:59this kind of worm feeds on toxins if we put it inside marcus it'll suck all the poison out of
40:04his body
40:09it says the best way to get poison out is to literally beat it out of him
40:12watch this
40:16you didn't just break his ribs did you
40:23i've got another idea
40:24enough at this rate the poison won't kill him you too will
40:29maybe there is one thing that might work
40:31what
40:31true love's kiss
40:32in fairy tales snow white eats the poisoned apple
40:36and prince charmia's kiss wakes her up
40:38yeah but that's a fairy tale this is the real world
40:40you wouldn't get it
40:41to me this is the fairy tale
40:43this isn't just an excuse to kiss him is it
40:45like i need an excuse
40:47we've kissed plenty of times already
40:52i'm only doing this to save him
40:56and he still says he's not gay
41:02why didn't it work
41:03maybe your kiss wasn't heartfelt enough
41:05shut up
41:06i'm trying to save him
41:07kiss him again
41:08kiss him again
41:11i refuse to believe i can't kiss you awake
41:17lucas it's no use
41:18he already missed the golden seven hour window for antidotes
41:21he's not breathing anymore
41:23lucas
41:24i'm sorry
41:25we should bury him in the prettiest garden in the enchanted forest
41:29how could you just die like this
41:31you said you'd protect me forever
41:33if you're dead who's supposed to protect me now
41:37marcus you asshole
41:38i never got to tell you
41:40i fell for you a long time ago
41:43lucas
41:43the grave's ready
41:44it's time
41:45i love you marcus
41:50i love you too
41:52you're not dead
41:53i woke up the first time you kissed me
41:55then why were you playing dead
41:56because i wanted to hear you say you loved me a few more times
41:58marcus you were messing with me again
42:02lucas thank you
42:04you've made me the happiest man in the world
42:11so this is what love looks like
42:13we're leaving lucas with you
42:14you better take good care of him from now on
42:18thank you
42:20for taking care of me all this time
42:24wait i just thought of a way to get you out of the enchanted forest
42:28the way is
42:36lucas
42:37you didn't finish your words
42:39what was the way out lucas come back
42:42wait
42:43could lucas's method be true love's kiss
42:47in your dreams
42:49i am not kissing you
42:50i mean
42:51it wouldn't hurt to try
43:04your majesty
43:05good news
43:06well
43:07out with it
43:08mission accomplished
43:09prince charming is dead
43:11there's no way those two can end up together now
43:13really
43:15i saw him eat the apple pie with my own eyes
43:17he dropped dead right after
43:20excellent
43:21if i can't poison that bitch lucas to death
43:23then poisoning his prince charming works just as well
43:27so my hair should grow back now right
43:32what
43:34what is going on
43:36didn't you say prince charming was dead
43:38i i saw him eat the pie myself
43:41then why is my hair still falling
43:43maybe
43:44maybe killing prince charming doesn't work the same way
43:47i'm gonna kill you
43:52your majesty
43:54your majesty
43:55where are you
43:56i haven't even told you who the fairest woman in the land is yet
44:03obviously me
44:12i'm back
44:17was
44:17was all of that just a dream
44:22if all of that was just a dream
44:25then marcus and i
44:26you damn bold woman
44:28get away from me
44:32honey you can't throw me out
44:34you said you were going to marry me
44:37i like women with hair
44:38i do not want to wake up in the middle of the night thinking i'm holding a man
44:42my hair will grow back
44:44the doctor said it's hair loss from stress
44:46stress
44:46you use my card every day to buy bags shoes and makeup
44:50what exactly are you stressed about
44:52if i were still queen i'd have your head chopped off you old fool
44:57queen
44:59so it wasn't a dream
45:00it was real
45:01i wasted years of my youth on an old fossil like you
45:05you owe me a huge settlement
45:07joanna you tried to poison me and you still think you deserve a payout
45:10want to see how fast i call the cops
45:12you bitch if it weren't for you i'd still be the mighty queen
45:15joanna don't forget
45:16in fairy tales the evil queen never gets a happy ending
45:20in the fairy tale snow white falls for prince charming
45:23what about you
45:24did you fall for your prince charming too snow white
45:27your father's such an old fossil
45:29there's no way he'll accept the whole lgbt thing
45:32he'll definitely throw you out
45:34queen snow white
45:35are you two doing cosplay or something
45:37if i can't inherit your father's money
45:39then you don't get to inherit it either
45:42lucas is my son
45:44he's my only heir
45:45what happens in this family is none of your business
45:47oh yeah
45:47what if your only heir is gay
45:50you're gay
45:53i'm not
45:54not
45:55because i heard you and that boy marcus were all over each other
45:58hugging kissing the whole thing
46:00shut up
46:03dad yeah i
46:07dad you're not mad
46:08truth is
46:09i had a boyfriend when i was younger too
46:11what
46:12his name was tom
46:13six foot three
46:14eight pack abs
46:15blonde hair
46:16blue eyes
46:17insanely hot
46:19anyway
46:20that's all in the past
46:21as long as you two really love each other
46:23i don't care if it's a man or a woman
46:26wow
46:27i had no idea gay was hereditary
46:29instead of stirring the pot
46:30maybe you should focus on fixing that bald head of yours
46:33shut up
46:36so
46:37what was that boy's name again
46:40marcus
46:40i have to go find him
46:48hey nerd
46:48lend us some money
46:49get lost
46:50i don't have time for this
46:51you know who we are
46:52and you still talk to us like that
46:54i've dealt with the seven bullies
46:56what are you two supposed to be
46:57if you're not gonna hand it over
46:59don't blame us for what happens next
47:03try touching him
47:04see what happens
47:06if you run now you might still make it
47:08come on let's go he's the football captain
47:13you okay
47:14marcus
47:15i missed you
47:16lucas
47:18what are you doing
47:47marcus
47:49i have no idea what you're talking about
47:52and i've never liked you
47:55then why did you save me just now
47:57if i see anybody getting bullied
47:59i step in
48:00it had nothing to do with you
48:03what the hell happened
48:04why doesn't he remember any of it
48:07damn you marcus
48:08you turned me gay
48:10and now you don't remember any of it
48:24your highness snow white
48:27i'm back in the fairy tale world again
48:28you're not back
48:30i just moved the fairy tale world into your house for now
48:33wasn't all of this supposed to be over
48:35what do you want now
48:36relax
48:37snow white and prince charming story still hasn't reached the finale
48:41the finale
48:43come on let's see the first ending
48:45you're gonna love this one
48:49guys thank god
48:51you guys made it out of the enchanted forest
48:54that's thanks to you lucas
48:56me
48:56but i didn't even finish what i was saying
48:58you and marcus gave us hope
48:59you made us believe true love really can break any curse
49:02so
49:03we tried the true love's kiss thing too
49:05and the curse broke
49:06that's amazing i'm so happy for you guys
49:09first ending
49:10the seven boys break the evil queen's curse and win back their freedom
49:13hold on we're not done yet
49:15there's still the second ending
49:18second ending
49:18joanna got exactly what she deserved
49:21this is joanna based on your test results your hair is never growing back
49:24no that's impossible
49:26your scalp is severely inflamed you need to stop wearing wigs immediately
49:29what how am i supposed to go out without a wig
49:32are you saying i'm supposed to spend the rest of my life as a bald beauty
49:35bald yes beauty
49:36not exactly
49:39she'd be bald and alone for the rest of her life
49:42and now for the third ending the final ending
49:45prince charming is about to officially confess to snow white
49:48that ending's probably not happening
49:50marcus doesn't remember any of it
49:52are you sure he doesn't remember anything
49:57marcus i thought you didn't remember any of it
49:59idiot i was messing with you
50:01and you said you didn't even like me
50:03i just wanted to make sure
50:04i needed to know if you really liked me
50:06or if you were just moved because of everything that happened in the fairy tale world
50:09asshole
50:10do you know how miserable i was
50:12i'm sorry lucas
50:13i promise i'll never make you feel that way again
50:16lucas i love you
50:17will you be my snow wife forever
50:23final ending
50:24snow white and prince charming finally get their happily ever after
50:30all right
50:31i'm off to mess with the next fairy tale
50:34see you in the next story
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