🧡🍏 🔥
[Hot 2026]
(2026) - FULL ENGSUB | Reelshort Hot HD
Full Chinese Movie EngSub
Chinese Drama English Sub Full HD
#shortdrama #bestdrama #actionmovie #Drama #Film #Show #Anime #Movie #cdrama #Movies #BILLIONAIRE #shortdrama #dramashort #shortfilmdrama #minidrama #shortstorydrama #webdrama #indiedrama #shortfilmseries #shortdramaseries #dramashorts #englishmovie #cdrama #drama #movieshortfull
#BillionaireObsession #VirginAuction #MrDelaney #AlphaRomance #DarkDesire #SoldToHim #DailymotionDrama
#goodfilms romance #bestfilmromance #romance #filmromance #drama romance
#fullmovie2026 #Dramavideo #trending
[Hot 2026]
(2026) - FULL ENGSUB | Reelshort Hot HD
Full Chinese Movie EngSub
Chinese Drama English Sub Full HD
#shortdrama #bestdrama #actionmovie #Drama #Film #Show #Anime #Movie #cdrama #Movies #BILLIONAIRE #shortdrama #dramashort #shortfilmdrama #minidrama #shortstorydrama #webdrama #indiedrama #shortfilmseries #shortdramaseries #dramashorts #englishmovie #cdrama #drama #movieshortfull
#BillionaireObsession #VirginAuction #MrDelaney #AlphaRomance #DarkDesire #SoldToHim #DailymotionDrama
#goodfilms romance #bestfilmromance #romance #filmromance #drama romance
#fullmovie2026 #Dramavideo #trending
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:21For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:43I fucking hate you more!
00:01:06So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:12To be fair, when we thought I was leaving, we'll just swim there.
00:01:16There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:01:30Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:33Good boy!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:41Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:42Hey!
00:01:43You're real real!
00:01:44Oh!
00:01:45You do!
00:01:47Oh!
00:01:49Oh!
00:01:50Oh!
00:01:51Oh!
00:01:51Let's go!
00:01:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:10I make my own money.
00:02:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:02:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:16I am the spokesperson for man-thome.
00:02:18That means free underwear for life.
00:02:20For life.
00:02:22Some parents would be proud.
00:02:23Yeah?
00:02:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:39Alright, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright?
00:02:41And don't be late.
00:02:44Bye, Dad.
00:02:55Excuse me.
00:03:02Eww.
00:03:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:14Like you, Amelia.
00:03:17Good one, Romulus.
00:03:35These are great.
00:03:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:42No problem.
00:03:42Cool.
00:03:43Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:50Hi.
00:03:52Michelangelo.
00:03:53Chantal.
00:03:54Nice to meet you.
00:03:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:59Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere-
00:04:04Hold that thought.
00:04:07Hey, Dad.
00:04:08Where the hell were ya?
00:04:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:04:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:18I can meet him later.
00:04:19Nah, two ladies back on the plane again.
00:04:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:33You interned.
00:04:34You went to business school.
00:04:35You...
00:04:36You have potential.
00:04:37Okay?
00:04:38But you say you wanna be the CEO?
00:04:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:04:41Cause so far...
00:04:43I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:04:46Bye, Dad.
00:04:50Hey.
00:04:52You okay?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:55But...
00:04:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:10So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:20Oh my god.
00:05:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:25But it's really expensive.
00:05:27And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:30Don't worry about that.
00:05:32I have money saved.
00:05:34I'll find the rest.
00:05:36We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:37We're gonna get through this.
00:05:39Together.
00:05:41Julia.
00:05:42Julia.
00:05:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:05:56Did she have a good walk?
00:06:01What's wrong?
00:06:07I'm sorry.
00:06:09This is...
00:06:09No, no, forget about it.
00:06:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:15I have a savings.
00:06:17For my doggy daycare.
00:06:18My dream, but...
00:06:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:06:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:29After her parents passed.
00:06:31I would do anything for her.
00:06:35Amelia.
00:06:36I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:40You do?
00:06:42Come back tonight.
00:06:45And...
00:06:46Make something nice.
00:06:49Come on, Becky.
00:06:51Yes.
00:06:51Come on, Becky.
00:06:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:07:03Except for the dog hair.
00:07:06Well, come with me.
00:07:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:11Are they from Italy?
00:07:12Yes.
00:07:13Wow.
00:07:14Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:17Well...
00:07:18Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:07:24Mm-hmm.
00:07:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:28I'm a dog walker.
00:07:30Don't be so defensive.
00:07:32I wasn't.
00:07:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:45Amelia.
00:07:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:07:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:02What, exactly?
00:08:10How does it look?
00:08:12Not half bad.
00:08:13I mean, it's fine.
00:08:16Whatever.
00:08:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:22Or not.
00:08:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:25You work for my dad.
00:08:27You have to do what I say.
00:08:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:31Just a few more pictures.
00:08:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:35I don't need Tinder.
00:08:36I'm an underwear model.
00:08:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:41Whatever.
00:08:47Pour me another.
00:08:48I told you, I'm-
00:08:49Now!
00:08:53Fine.
00:08:59See?
00:09:00Dog walker.
00:09:01That wasn't so hard.
00:09:05What the fuck?
00:09:07This is fucking Prada!
00:09:13Asshole!
00:09:14You crazy bitch!
00:09:19Amelia!
00:09:19Amelia!
00:09:20Whoa!
00:09:20What's wrong?
00:09:22I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:09:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:09:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:09:28No, no, no.
00:09:29Please.
00:09:29I apologize.
00:09:31My son, he's immature.
00:09:33All right?
00:09:33And that's why I invited you.
00:09:36Poor Florida.
00:09:37Please.
00:09:38All right?
00:09:39Just have a seat.
00:09:40All right?
00:09:40And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:09:43Won't you, son?
00:09:45So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:50Cancer?
00:09:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:09:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:10:00Okay.
00:10:01I want the business.
00:10:03I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:10:10What kind of deal?
00:10:13Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:15No.
00:10:16You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:10:19What?
00:10:21What?
00:10:22Romulus.
00:10:23What are you saying?
00:10:25I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:27Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:10:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:10:33Well, Angelo, look.
00:10:35You have to grow up before you can line our business.
00:10:38And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:10:41We're not even a match.
00:10:42We hate each other.
00:10:43At least I do.
00:10:44Obviously.
00:10:46See?
00:10:47There's something uncommon already.
00:10:49Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:10:53Oh, yeah.
00:10:54We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.
00:11:01I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:11:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:11:07You two have chemistry.
00:11:10Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:11Well, as if.
00:11:13Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:11:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:11:18Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:11:21Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:11:25What?
00:11:30What's it gonna be?
00:11:35What's it gonna be?
00:11:39Fine.
00:11:40I'll do it.
00:11:42For Betsy.
00:11:46Michelangelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:51If you're not gonna agree to marry her, then you're gonna lose the business.
00:11:56And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:11:59What the hell, Dad?
00:12:04Fuck it. Fine.
00:12:05I'll do it.
00:12:06Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:12:10The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:12:13And, son, we're gonna need some champagne.
00:12:17You're in my mind.
00:12:17Try and make yourself look decent now.
00:12:22You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:12:26Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:12:29And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:12:32I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:12:35Anyway.
00:12:36You must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:12:40Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage,
00:12:43but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, alright?
00:12:47That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:12:50Are we agreed?
00:12:53Sure.
00:12:53Alright. Sign here.
00:13:13Salute to the new couple.
00:13:26So, your place or mine?
00:13:29I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:13:30Fine.
00:13:32Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:43So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:13:46It's like a museum in here.
00:13:48A Michelangelo museum.
00:13:51Ugh.
00:14:05Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:06What was this?
00:14:07Put it in the trash.
00:14:09This isn't trash.
00:14:10These are my sisters.
00:14:11She's an artist.
00:14:12So, put them in your room.
00:14:14I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:14:15Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:17Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:14:19That's man-thong.
00:14:20It's trademarked.
00:14:25Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:27If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,
00:14:29we're throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:14:31It's electric.
00:14:38Oh, by the way.
00:14:40This is gonna work.
00:14:42You might want to start wearing that.
00:14:45Gee, thanks.
00:14:46Welcome.
00:14:54You're getting married?
00:14:56Shh, Betsy.
00:14:57Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:58Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:01It's just...
00:15:02I don't like you.
00:15:04You're staying reserved.
00:15:07Safe.
00:15:08Like I always taught you.
00:15:12Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:15:16And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:15:20So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:15:23Michelangelo?
00:15:25The Ninja Turtle?
00:15:27No.
00:15:29Michelangelo...
00:15:30Dino Valino?
00:15:31Maybe you've heard of him?
00:15:33Michelangelo Dino-Vino?!
00:15:35Shhh!
00:15:40Michelangelo Dino-Vino!
00:15:40So should I ever...
00:15:41like start a hundred and cancel Bravo shows?
00:15:44How did you even meet?
00:15:46His dad is one of my clients.
00:15:49it's been a whirlwind of a romance he's so toxic speak of the devil
00:15:59oh yeah you know that's probably an old issue this is a doctor's office
00:16:09amelia betsy carlisle doctor's ready we'll talk about this later
00:16:38ready to get wet baby we're already wet
00:16:58where did that come from
00:17:25nice place i love the artwork
00:17:29thanks finally
00:17:30oh good taste
00:17:34no i'm good you had plenty at dinner
00:17:37more for me
00:17:42you know if you like it down here you should see the bed
00:17:58who are you who are you
00:18:02chantelle this is amelia my roommate whatever can you guys just keep it down i have work
00:18:11tomorrow morning this is my house we will be as loud as we want to be scream at the top
00:18:18of our lungs you've got to be kidding me what's wrong dog walker who's jealous jealous i'm not jealous
00:18:31sweet dreams
00:18:38i can't believe he said i was jealous how could i ever want to be with a party boy like
00:18:43him
00:18:44even if he is kind of hot
00:19:04see you later and um don't worry about last night
00:19:10sorry i had one so many to drink it won't happen again
00:19:13you better not
00:19:26how's the hangover roomie
00:19:28not now my head's killing me
00:19:30we need to talk about last night
00:19:32no what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries
00:19:37i don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos
00:19:39monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:19:41but your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage
00:19:44and you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:19:47fine i'll have her sign an nda just give me my phone
00:19:50my sister needs this money michelangelo
00:19:54and if the paparazzi find out about this then the contract is violated
00:19:57then neither of us get what we want
00:19:59yeah no shit
00:20:00i'm serious
00:20:02don't screw this up
00:20:05i've been dealing with paparazzi since i was a teenager
00:20:08i know what i'm doing dog walker
00:20:10and just so we're clear
00:20:11i will fuck whoever i want
00:20:13whenever i want
00:20:15whenever i want
00:20:17fine
00:20:17do whatever you want
00:20:21sorry
00:20:21it's a bit harsh
00:20:23just really
00:20:26hung over
00:20:29that could have gone better
00:20:36hey baby
00:20:37you know you don't have to keep working amelia
00:20:40you're rich now
00:20:41i know i like it
00:20:43ah that's good to hear
00:20:45you know i just hope that
00:20:46your work ethic rubs off on my son
00:20:49tell me uh
00:20:51how are things going between the two of you
00:20:53oh fine
00:20:54yeah we're still getting to know each other
00:20:57all right
00:20:58well give him time all right
00:20:59oh and listen
00:21:01he is not as bad as tmz says all right
00:21:04i promise
00:21:05i wouldn't be so sure
00:21:07i wouldn't be so sure
00:21:08yeah you're right
00:21:10well we'll see you later
00:21:11come on gucci
00:21:13come on
00:21:14bye gucci
00:21:18hey amelia
00:21:19hey jake
00:21:22gucci no
00:21:23royce
00:21:23royce
00:21:25i'd say bad dog but
00:21:27i'm not actually mad about this
00:21:29nice to see you up close for once
00:21:31yeah
00:21:32same here
00:21:40sorry gucci's um
00:21:42a bit crazy
00:21:44his whole family actually
00:21:46all these rich people are nuts
00:21:48i should make a reality show
00:21:49we're all dog owners of beverly hills
00:21:54do you want to walk together
00:21:56let these two get to know each other
00:21:58yeah
00:22:00i'd like them
00:22:06so
00:22:07how long have you been a dog walker
00:22:08a couple months
00:22:09i like it
00:22:11i had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:22:14barista
00:22:15uber driver
00:22:17delivery guy
00:22:19movie extra
00:22:19you were in a movie
00:22:21actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:22:22just trying to impress you
00:22:25how about you
00:22:26how long you been doing this
00:22:28i don't know
00:22:29my whole life i guess
00:22:30it started as a summer job
00:22:32and then i turned it into my own business
00:22:35i want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:22:37wow
00:22:38i guess you really like dogs
00:22:40well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:22:45if you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:22:48my band's playing at the echoplex tonight
00:22:51do you want to go
00:22:54i kind of have to admit i
00:22:55i had a crush on you
00:22:58you did
00:23:00yeah
00:23:02i still do
00:23:06he's cute
00:23:07i wish he'd asked me out before i got legally engaged
00:23:10then again
00:23:11that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:23:17i'd love to go to the concert
00:23:19hell yeah
00:23:21i mean uh
00:23:23regular
00:23:23yeah
00:23:26i know it's risky
00:23:28but i'm not a socialite like michelangelo
00:23:30i won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:23:35hey what's your ring
00:23:37um it's just a class ring from high school
00:23:43looks pretty big
00:23:44it was a big school
00:23:46public schools
00:23:47am i right
00:23:53i mean it kind of looks like an engagement ring
00:23:56me engaged no are you kidding i'm 24 i'm practically still a baby i mean i should be
00:24:03wearing diapers crawling around drooling nope single and ready to mingle
00:24:10okay
00:24:14royce pooped
00:24:15i should pick it up
00:24:16where i don't see it
00:24:17just over there
00:24:25come on
00:24:26do i have to wear a suit every day
00:24:28of course
00:24:29it's an office
00:24:30you want to be ceo
00:24:32you gotta look the part
00:24:33you mean like
00:24:34you look like willy wonka without the chocolate factory
00:24:38very funny
00:24:39you know i'm retiring next year
00:24:40yes i know
00:24:41yeah
00:24:41that means you gotta get up to speed
00:24:44rapidamente
00:24:44so today you're gonna be my shadow
00:24:46you'll be my extra hands
00:24:47and we got a lot to do
00:24:48can i get starbucks first
00:24:49fuck no
00:24:51come on dad
00:25:03oh my goodness are you okay
00:25:06hi i'm michelangelo
00:25:14you're engaged remember
00:25:17and this is our new palette
00:25:19uh it's matt's collection
00:25:22he really liked these colors
00:25:23so we did them twice
00:25:25um
00:25:26but yeah
00:25:28that's presentation
00:25:29for me
00:25:31michelangelo
00:25:38what dad
00:25:41what a day dad
00:25:42it's not even lunch time yet
00:25:44look at you
00:25:45you got so lazy
00:25:46just sitting around
00:25:46taking pictures of yourself
00:25:47all the time
00:25:49just stick with it
00:25:50will you kid
00:25:51hard work does pay off
00:25:53let me just look at amelia
00:25:55what about her
00:25:56she comes from nothing son
00:25:58nobody taught her how to run a business
00:26:00but she just worked hard
00:26:01and now
00:26:02well now she earns money
00:26:04doing what she loves
00:26:05i guess that's impressive
00:26:07yeah i see
00:26:08see it is
00:26:08i hope she rubs off on you a little
00:26:10you know
00:26:12i just hope i don't get that uptight
00:26:20break's over
00:26:34break's over
00:26:37well not too bad huh
00:26:38one day down
00:26:4040 more years to go
00:26:42now this is the time
00:26:46when you go home with amelia
00:26:48you talk about the day's work
00:26:50raise you closer together
00:26:52comfort each other
00:26:53just like your mom and i
00:26:55used to do
00:26:57you know i'm thinking
00:26:59it's time for the world
00:27:00to meet
00:27:01amelia
00:27:04tonight
00:27:06tonight
00:27:07shit
00:27:07when am i gonna tell shantel
00:27:09i promise we'd netflix
00:27:10and bang tonight
00:27:11the la zoo fundraiser
00:27:13lights camera red carpet
00:27:15perfect time to announce
00:27:16our lovely new addition
00:27:17to the
00:27:18dino
00:27:19berlina
00:27:21don't you think it's a bit
00:27:22soon yet
00:27:23i mean we just signed the contract
00:27:25what's the matter
00:27:28you're getting along
00:27:29aren't you
00:27:29yeah
00:27:30yeah
00:27:30just really starting to
00:27:32warm up to each other
00:27:33all right so it's all settled
00:27:35i'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight
00:27:37in the limo
00:27:38and
00:27:38don't be late
00:27:43my dad
00:27:55so remind me
00:27:57why are we getting makeovers done again
00:28:00because i want to do something nice for my favorite big sister
00:28:05and
00:28:06and
00:28:07you know i never splurge on stuff like this
00:28:10but since i'm part of the dina lavino family now
00:28:13i think i can afford to let my hair down
00:28:15you better not let that hair down
00:28:17sorry just an expression
00:28:26how's it going in there
00:28:27i'm coming out
00:28:38that bad
00:28:40i've
00:28:41never seen a dog walker
00:28:43look this hot
00:28:45by that dress
00:28:46asap
00:28:51leave me alone party boy
00:28:53i've got my own function tonight
00:29:24i've got my own function tonight
00:29:24i've got my own function tonight
00:29:24and
00:29:25i've got my own function today
00:29:25i'm coming up a lot of things
00:29:25but i'm pretty sure they're not going to so high
00:29:30What are you looking at?
00:29:32You're spilling all over yourself.
00:29:34Thanks.
00:29:34Um, I...
00:29:37Did you forget my name?
00:29:39No, it's just something different.
00:29:43Did you change your hair?
00:29:44Why do you care?
00:29:46The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:29:48I'm going out.
00:29:49I just forgot my charger.
00:29:50Awesome, thanks.
00:29:54I'm taking this.
00:29:55Wait, I've been calling you.
00:29:57We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:29:58I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:00Hold on!
00:30:03Amelia!
00:30:12Alright, hey.
00:30:13Look who's right on time.
00:30:15Nice.
00:30:16Where's Amelia?
00:30:18She's sick.
00:30:20She can't make it.
00:30:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:23If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:30:26Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:30:28Give her some nice soup.
00:30:31I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:30:33Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:30:35Poor thing.
00:30:37Okay, Dad.
00:30:39See you in the office.
00:30:45Stupid dog walker?
00:30:47Tricking me with her makeover.
00:30:48I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:30:58Hey.
00:30:59It's Michael and I love Dean Levino.
00:31:00Do you still track people?
00:31:17Wow.
00:31:18Amelia.
00:31:19Hi.
00:31:21You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:31:24Without a dog.
00:31:26Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:31:29I kind of panicked.
00:31:30No worries.
00:31:31I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:31:34Yeah.
00:31:35But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:31:37Talk to the bartender.
00:31:39Wow.
00:31:39The IP treatment.
00:31:41You look like one.
00:31:43Thanks, Jack.
00:31:45Hey.
00:31:46Lover boy.
00:31:47We're on.
00:31:49Gotta go.
00:31:50Find me in the green room after.
00:31:53Hope you like it.
00:31:54Break a leg.
00:31:55Love you, babe.
00:32:15Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:32:18Before I do, you know what I want, babe.
00:32:23You know what I want.
00:32:27Good.
00:32:28Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:32:29Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:32:33One more, please.
00:32:38But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:32:48Jake, you guys were great.
00:32:51You really think so?
00:32:53I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:56The who?
00:32:57You don't know the strokes.
00:33:01Are they older?
00:33:03I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:33:07It's all right.
00:33:08Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:33:10You want some of that a drink?
00:33:12Yeah.
00:33:19So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:33:23Since I was 13.
00:33:25Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:33:29going someplace.
00:33:30That's awesome.
00:33:31And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:33:37You're going to quit dog walking?
00:33:39I thought you liked it.
00:33:41I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:45I don't like dogs that much.
00:33:46I'm more of a cat person.
00:33:49A cat person?
00:33:52Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:54Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:57I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:33:59I just want to relax.
00:34:01Have a good time.
00:34:03You're beautiful, you know that?
00:34:08I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:34:10Now I'm not sure.
00:34:11We have nothing in common.
00:34:13Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:34:19What the heck?
00:34:20I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:34:22Michelangelo had his fun.
00:34:23Now I can have mine.
00:34:38Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:41What's going on?
00:34:42That's Michelangelo, Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:34:47He's not.
00:34:48You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:50Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:51What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:53Back off, dude.
00:34:55Back off.
00:34:56Grubby little hipster.
00:34:57She's my fiancée.
00:34:59So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:01Jake, I can explain.
00:35:04Let's go.
00:35:06I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:35:08I'm not, Jake.
00:35:14This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:35:20And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:35:27I can't believe you did that.
00:35:28After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:35:31Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:35:34Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:35:36I'm not following you around.
00:35:39You know what?
00:35:39I get it.
00:35:40You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:35:43Oh, me jealous?
00:35:46Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:48Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:51I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:53I have a name.
00:35:55Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:56That is an original.
00:35:57I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:00Oh, fine.
00:36:01I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:36:04I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:36:07They're treating me like shit.
00:36:10That's from the Renaissance.
00:36:11You're history's worst nightmare.
00:36:13I tried to make this work with you.
00:36:15We signed a contract.
00:36:16Foreign arranged marriage.
00:36:17Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:36:21You are such a simpleton.
00:36:25Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:27Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:29I tried to get along with you.
00:36:31You brought this on to yourself.
00:36:32I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:36:34Right back at you.
00:36:36I fucking hate you.
00:36:38I fucking hate you more.
00:36:40I fucking hate you more.
00:36:58I wish I didn't care about what you say.
00:37:04I wish I didn't care about what you say.
00:37:29I wish I didn't care about what you say.
00:37:38I wish I didn't care about what you say.
00:37:43Where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:37:56Michelangelo?
00:37:57Dog Walker.
00:38:00Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:38:06Uh-huh. We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:38:10I know. We got too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:38:16Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:38:22I should get up too.
00:38:25Oh, my head.
00:38:27There's Pedialyte in the fridge.
00:38:30Thanks for coming today, sis. Of course.
00:38:33My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:38:38Well, you look great.
00:38:40Thanks. I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:38:47But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:38:52What's going on?
00:38:56So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:38:59Wait. For the first time?
00:39:02Yeah. We're taking it slow.
00:39:06Michelangelo. The male gigolo. Taking it slow.
00:39:12Maybe I did misdredge him.
00:39:16And... how was it?
00:39:19Well...
00:39:20Really bad. Right? I knew it.
00:39:22Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:39:27Well, that explains the glow.
00:39:32I am happy for you, sis.
00:39:35Physical chemistry is important.
00:39:37That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:39:39I don't get it.
00:39:41He and I are nothing alike.
00:39:43And yet, he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:39:44I feel like... like an arcade game.
00:39:46And he just keeps getting the high score again and again and...
00:39:50You get the picture.
00:39:53Hey.
00:39:55Opposites attract.
00:39:57I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:01Because you're so different.
00:40:03Something like that.
00:40:13Here comes. Right on the schedule.
00:40:16Dog walkers in love with me.
00:40:18I'll have to let her down easy.
00:40:20Weird.
00:40:21I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:40:33What was that about?
00:40:35Must be the hangover.
00:40:45Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:40:46Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:01Hey.
00:41:02Unfortunately, something came up.
00:41:03I...
00:41:04I can't make it tonight.
00:41:08Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:41:10Why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:41:38Why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:41:45I'm not very good with words
00:41:46Me neither
00:41:46But last night I
00:41:49You don't have to say anything
00:41:50We both know it was a mistake
00:41:52And we can just go back to hating each other
00:41:55Like nothing ever happened
00:41:56I don't think you understand if you would just listen to me for a second
00:41:59Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:42:01I'm a big girl
00:42:02I've had a one night stand before
00:42:05I've never been with someone like you before
00:42:08Okay, I get it
00:42:09I'm not one of your
00:42:10Your models or your D-list actresses
00:42:14You don't have to give me some
00:42:15Big speech about letting me down easily
00:42:17I know that if you would take back last night
00:42:20That you would
00:42:20Frankly, so would I
00:42:22I mean, you're driving me nuts
00:42:23You don't understand
00:42:24Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out
00:42:27I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:42:31Wait
00:42:32Did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:37What happened to Dog Walker?
00:42:40I have a confession to make
00:42:45Last night
00:42:46I don't know how
00:42:47I don't know why
00:42:50That was the best sex I've ever had in my life
00:42:54Really?
00:42:55Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:57I'm not a good actor
00:42:59I could even do reality TV
00:43:02But there is a fire between us Amelia
00:43:06Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry
00:43:11You sound like you're reading a horoscope
00:43:13Amelia
00:43:15Please
00:43:17I know you felt it too
00:43:24Amelia, please
00:43:27Don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:43:30I felt it too
00:43:35So why are we fighting it?
00:43:38I've been thinking about you all day
00:43:40Me too
00:43:53I've been thinking about you all day
00:43:53I've been thinking about you all day
00:43:56I've been thinking about you all day
00:43:58I've been thinking about you all day
00:44:01I've been thinking about you all day
00:44:01I've been thinking about you all day
00:44:02I've been thinking about you all day
00:44:16so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:44:20light fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:44:27no wonder they canceled vanderpump super yacht if you think that's funny just wait
00:44:32till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:44:42you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:44:50you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:44:57i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me
00:45:05together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:45:24oh gucci what's the rush
00:45:32oh hey royce
00:45:35jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:45:43i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into
00:45:50this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just
00:45:56dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman
00:46:03he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him
00:46:08oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:46:13i didn't mean a pride
00:46:15just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need to talk
00:46:20thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:46:27i thought we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:46:34come on gucci let's go
00:46:39cats are awesome
00:46:43that was a great presentation
00:46:47the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:46:50you think so
00:46:53maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:46:55oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:00you mind watching uh your little brother for me
00:47:02gucci sure but i mean you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:47:07yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park
00:47:12at the dog park
00:47:13mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set
00:47:16now go get her lover boy
00:47:31so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:47:34you've never played fetch before
00:47:36it's my dad's dog not mine
00:47:41let me try
00:47:42that's okay
00:47:43i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:47:50do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:47:53no
00:47:54i like my work
00:47:56what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:47:59have fun
00:48:01you're right i should work less
00:48:04if nothing else
00:48:06you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:48:12fetch gucci
00:48:17i've got a big surprise
00:48:19a surprise
00:48:20just wait and see
00:48:32have a good night mr dino bellino
00:48:39what's that
00:48:41special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:48:46but gucci
00:48:48it's your favorite prosciutto
00:48:51you know that's awful for dogs right
00:48:54i thought you were off the clock today
00:48:58besides a special occasion
00:49:01i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:49:03to pour a little chianti into
00:49:06okay
00:49:08this is for us
00:49:09why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:49:10what else is in the back
00:49:12just some
00:49:13imported italian ingredients
00:49:14so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:49:17you can cook
00:49:32that was so good
00:49:34i feel like i just
00:49:35went to italy even though i've never been
00:49:38how did you
00:49:39do this i can't cook at all
00:49:41making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:49:44did you learn in culinary school
00:49:46no
00:49:46my mom taught me
00:49:48tell me about her
00:49:51i've never told a girl about my mom
00:49:54sorry
00:49:55i don't mean to pray
00:49:57she
00:49:58passed away when i was 11
00:50:00breast cancer
00:50:02but
00:50:03i have a lot of good memories of her
00:50:05she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:50:07and
00:50:09she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:50:11we'd spend hours in the kitchen just
00:50:13cooking and eating and laughing
00:50:17i still have all of her recipes
00:50:19here
00:50:21handwritten in italian
00:50:23that's really special
00:50:26i miss her
00:50:29this might sound corny but
00:50:31i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:50:34it's not corny
00:50:36but i didn't know you're such a softie
00:50:39just don't tell tmz
00:50:42what about your parents
00:50:44my parents died in a car accident
00:50:46when i was 13
00:50:49it's been me and betsy ever since
00:50:51i'm sorry
00:50:53i just really hope these treatments work
00:50:57i don't want to lose her too
00:51:01i'm sorry
00:51:02your story made me emotional
00:51:03i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:51:06i'll help you
00:51:06no no it's fine
00:51:08i like doing the dishes
00:51:09it relaxes me
00:51:11good
00:51:12because i hate them
00:51:13well then i guess we make a good team
00:51:19is it just the wine
00:51:21or am i really falling for
00:51:23him
00:51:24her
00:51:27you don't want espresso
00:51:28it's not pretty close
00:51:37hey
00:51:38hey
00:51:39do you want an espresso
00:51:41i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:51:44no thank you
00:51:45you need to have a morning medium
00:51:46i'm kind of in a rush
00:51:47okay well
00:51:48don't forget gucci
00:51:49how could i
00:51:52ready bro
00:51:54well let me fix your tie
00:51:57what do you know about ties
00:51:58you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:01and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:04touche
00:52:05there you go
00:52:07okay bye
00:52:08bye
00:52:11love you
00:52:12love you too
00:52:22sorry
00:52:23it's reflex
00:52:24i didn't mean to say that
00:52:25me neither
00:52:27too soon
00:52:29talk about it later
00:52:30yeah
00:52:32okay
00:52:33okay
00:52:34ugh
00:52:35could that have been any more awkward
00:52:37and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:52:44look who's here
00:52:46hey
00:52:47my little guy
00:52:49hey little gucci
00:52:50look at this right here
00:52:53huh
00:52:53let's try
00:52:55oh yeah
00:52:57now here's
00:52:58here's mine
00:52:59right
00:53:00just like that
00:53:01huh
00:53:01yeah
00:53:02even got one for big brother
00:53:04right there
00:53:05there you go
00:53:06come to papa
00:53:07yes
00:53:08my boy
00:53:10all right
00:53:11all right
00:53:11all right
00:53:11so
00:53:18we gotta talk about this
00:53:19this wedding right
00:53:20this is two weeks off
00:53:22hollywood bowl
00:53:23they're waiting for an answer
00:53:24and i bumped into
00:53:25chris martin
00:53:26on the plane
00:53:27he says the band
00:53:28is free
00:53:29you like cold play
00:53:31right
00:53:31dad
00:53:32we can't have the wedding
00:53:34at the hollywood
00:53:34cool
00:53:37well all right
00:53:38then we'll book
00:53:38the magic castle
00:53:39how about that
00:53:40not too big
00:53:41plenty of room for cold play
00:53:42huh
00:53:42dad
00:53:43let's just pump the brakes
00:53:44we cannot plan a wedding
00:53:46like this
00:53:47why
00:53:48something wrong with
00:53:49familia
00:53:49no
00:53:51everything's great
00:53:52it's better than great
00:53:54honestly
00:53:55but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:53:58that's
00:53:59our thing
00:54:00it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:02i think it'd make it uncomfortable
00:54:05wow
00:54:06i never thought of that
00:54:08you know you have a very good point there
00:54:12i'm very impressed
00:54:15you've never acted like this
00:54:16with any other woman
00:54:18i can't say i've ever felt like this
00:54:20with another girl
00:54:22sounds like you might be falling in love
00:54:24love
00:54:25love
00:54:27yeah
00:54:28i don't know
00:54:31he's so cute
00:54:32all right all right
00:54:34change of deal
00:54:35gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:54:37all right
00:54:37and then we'll have a nice small
00:54:39intimate affair
00:54:40a wedding
00:54:41with cold play
00:54:43no cold play dad
00:54:45no cold play
00:54:53so
00:54:55it's about my cancer treatment
00:54:57it's not working
00:54:58i know it
00:55:00i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:03and i'm cured
00:55:05what
00:55:05you're cured
00:55:08oh
00:55:10congratulations
00:55:10thank you
00:55:12i wasn't expecting it
00:55:14i didn't think i would be cured
00:55:16in only two sessions
00:55:18it only took two sessions
00:55:20i almost had enough in my savings
00:55:22to cover that
00:55:23maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:55:26what's wrong sis
00:55:27we should be celebrating
00:55:29i brought prosecco
00:55:31no
00:55:32yeah
00:55:32no i'm good
00:55:34yeah
00:55:35amelia
00:55:36i'm your sister
00:55:38you can tell me anything
00:55:41is it michelangelo
00:55:43is everything okay
00:55:45if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:55:47i will take that man thong
00:55:49and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:55:51that it will cut him in two
00:55:54it's not michelangelo
00:55:55Betsy
00:55:58it's me
00:56:00i have to tell you something
00:56:05i cannot believe
00:56:07that they convinced you to do
00:56:09an arranged marriage
00:56:11what is this game of thrones
00:56:13it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:56:16and you know that i would do anything for you
00:56:19actually
00:56:21he's not that bad
00:56:24i kind of like him
00:56:26yeah
00:56:26babe
00:56:27that's called stockholm syndrome
00:56:28we need to get you out of there
00:56:31Betsy
00:56:32i have
00:56:34real feelings for him
00:56:36but
00:56:38what about the tabloid stories
00:56:40you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:56:43they banned him
00:56:44for life
00:56:45you'll never go to epcot
00:56:48he's not actually like the stories
00:56:50or
00:56:51at least not to me
00:56:53he's only acting like that to get into your pants
00:56:56yes amelia
00:56:57if you marry michelangelo
00:57:00he will make your life a living hell
00:57:04what if you meet him
00:57:06yeah
00:57:06meet him
00:57:08maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:10maybe
00:57:10maybe you'll actually like him
00:57:11don't count on it
00:57:13please
00:57:13me
00:57:14just give him a chance
00:57:17fine
00:57:18yes
00:57:19only one
00:57:20yes
00:57:24you won't regret it
00:57:25i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:57:29you better bring the whole bottle
00:57:34thank you for making dinner
00:57:36of course
00:57:37i'm glad she's cancer free
00:57:39we need to celebrate
00:57:43michelangelo
00:57:43you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:57:47right
00:57:48you mean besides me
00:57:49i'm serious
00:57:50it's really important to me that you two get along
00:57:53have a glass of wine
00:57:56tonight's gonna be great
00:58:07it's enormous
00:58:10why would anybody need so much room
00:58:15it's nice to see you too sis
00:58:19nice to finally meet you
00:58:21let's see
00:58:22hmm
00:58:24so
00:58:24this is the
00:58:27infamous
00:58:28uh michelangelo
00:58:32how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:58:3596 Domperion
00:58:37amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:58:39yeah
00:58:40sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:58:42it's worth more than my car
00:58:43why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:58:48$8.99 at ralph's
00:58:50it's delicious
00:58:52this was made in france
00:58:54sorry
00:58:55can't touch that stuff
00:58:57so
00:58:58who wants a drink
00:59:20you've hardly touched your food
00:59:23it's a little too rich for me
00:59:28mine tastes great
00:59:31so michelangelo
00:59:32i have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up
00:59:37you don't mind do you
00:59:40fire away
00:59:43so i know you two have been having your
00:59:46fun
00:59:47um but
00:59:49what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
00:59:54i don't think it's going to
00:59:57that's cute and all
00:59:58but
01:00:00what about her career are you gonna support her
01:00:02or kids what's your stance on that
01:00:04or are you just gonna
01:00:06jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:00:09let's see
01:00:10look
01:00:11i know i have a past
01:00:13but
01:00:14i'm committed to it
01:00:16we haven't talked about kids but
01:00:17i'm open to anything
01:00:19see michelangelo that's my point
01:00:21you two are getting married
01:00:23and you barely know each other
01:00:25we know enough
01:00:26easy betsy
01:00:29i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:00:32and if you really cared about amelia
01:00:35you would give her the time
01:00:36and what makes you such an expert
01:00:39i don't see a ring on your finger
01:00:41michelangelo
01:00:42you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:00:44it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:00:46she gets it from you
01:00:48are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
01:00:51you started it
01:00:58why don't we all just
01:01:00calm down
01:01:01betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:01:03no she's alone and miserable
01:01:05and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:07that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:09she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:01:11you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:01:13and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:01:16you know what
01:01:17you can't talk to betsy like that
01:01:19that's my sister
01:01:20she just survived cancer
01:01:24that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:01:27this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:01:30not to me
01:01:30you know maybe she should be concerned
01:01:32i don't like this side of you
01:01:34see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:01:37but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:01:39you told her
01:01:40she's my sister
01:01:42i don't care that violates our agreement
01:01:43oh is that all i am to you
01:01:45a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:01:48it's not what i meant
01:01:49it came out wrong amelia
01:01:52i love you
01:01:53you love me
01:01:55don't listen to him
01:01:56he doesn't even know what that means
01:01:57shut the fuck up
01:02:00you know what
01:02:01maybe she was right
01:02:02i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:03it's over
01:02:10we need to get out of here
01:02:12i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:02:21emilia
01:02:23i know this is hard to hear
01:02:25but
01:02:26you did the right thing
01:02:28you could do so much better than him
01:02:31yeah
01:02:32but he isn't a monster
01:02:34i shouldn't have said that
01:02:36we can talk about it on the road
01:02:38get packing
01:02:39and if we leave now
01:02:40we can get to mexico by dawn
01:02:42lay low for a bit
01:02:43mexico
01:02:44or canada
01:02:45whatever
01:02:46it's that or stay here and get sued
01:02:48by the dino lovinos
01:02:51or worse
01:02:51i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:02:54i mean
01:02:55i only told you about the contract
01:02:57it's not like i told the media
01:02:59you don't know that
01:03:02we're liabilities
01:03:04loose ends
01:03:05you should listen to more true crime podcast
01:03:11get rid of that thing
01:03:13they could be tracking us right now
01:03:16yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:03:21see
01:03:22he could have a sniper on us
01:03:28it's romulus
01:03:29hey romulus
01:03:32what?
01:03:33what do you mean gucci's missing?
01:03:47you came
01:03:49against my better judgment
01:03:51i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:03:54i've just been busy
01:03:56but
01:03:57it's over with now
01:04:00you should
01:04:01punish me for straying
01:04:05you make me sick
01:04:06i make me sick
01:04:15nice
01:04:18underwear
01:04:20some great craftsmanship
01:04:26okay
01:04:27let's get this over with
01:04:29let's get this over with
01:04:32is that all you have to say?
01:04:34do you even realize how hot i am?
01:04:37i'm sorry
01:04:39chantel
01:04:41i thought i wanted this
01:04:44but i don't
01:04:47i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:04:52Amelia broke up with me
01:04:57it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:03never in a million years
01:05:04never in a million years
01:05:04did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair
01:05:06i am
01:05:06fucking devastated
01:05:09and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:05:12and just wanted to come back to me
01:05:24Amelia?
01:05:27hi dad
01:05:29gucci's gone?
01:05:31i'll be right there
01:05:39i'll be right there
01:05:40Romulus
01:05:41what? hold on
01:05:42oh
01:05:44well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:05:47we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:05:50he just shot off like a rocket
01:05:52i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:05:56we can help you find him
01:05:59yeah
01:05:59right?
01:06:02good thanks
01:06:04gucci
01:06:05this better not be a trap
01:06:06just come on
01:06:10gucci!
01:06:11gucci!
01:06:12hey hey hey hey where's becalangelo?
01:06:15i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you?
01:06:18oh um he's
01:06:19sorry i'm late dad
01:06:22where were you?
01:06:23i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:06:25it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:06:27this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:06:29nothing will
01:06:31smart move dude
01:06:32here ladies
01:06:33take a piece of this prosciutto here
01:06:35yeah that's it
01:06:36yeah that's it
01:06:39give me the irk
01:06:52gucci!
01:07:00we've been looking for him all night long
01:07:04we're never gonna find him
01:07:06don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure
01:07:08keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:07:12see they're not gonna kill us
01:07:15i do have to admit though
01:07:17i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:07:19he's really there for his dad
01:07:22his dad's dog
01:07:24so you approve now?
01:07:26i didn't say that
01:07:30gucci!
01:07:34gucci!
01:07:35my boy's back
01:07:37oh
01:07:37oh
01:07:44okay okay
01:07:46i'm a little closer to approving
01:07:54i
01:07:56might
01:07:57have
01:07:57possibly
01:08:00misjudged you
01:08:02a little
01:08:04it's okay
01:08:05most of
01:08:06what the tabloids publish is true
01:08:07they just leave out part of the story
01:08:11Amelia
01:08:12can we talk?
01:08:17please
01:08:21Amelia
01:08:22can we talk?
01:08:25please
01:08:26okay
01:08:36Amelia
01:08:37i'm
01:08:38sorry about earlier tonight
01:08:41i
01:08:41shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:08:43and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:08:49i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:08:55thanks for saying that
01:08:57i needed to hear that
01:09:00and
01:09:01and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:09:04you're not one
01:09:06i'm still learning new things about you
01:09:09most of them are good
01:09:12i'm happy we signed the contract
01:09:15i'm not
01:09:19you're not? what do you mean?
01:09:23Amelia
01:09:23Amelia this
01:09:24might sound crazy but
01:09:27i meant it when i said that i love you
01:09:30and i don't want
01:09:31some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:09:36i want to know that our love is real
01:09:41dad
01:09:42what is it son?
01:09:43i want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia
01:09:47why son?
01:09:49because i want to ask her to marry me
01:09:52and
01:09:53not because of some
01:09:54legal obligation
01:09:58but because she wants to
01:10:04consider our contract null and void
01:10:14Amelia
01:10:16what will it be?
01:10:19will you marry me?
01:10:23will you marry me?
01:10:26yes
01:10:27i'll marry you
01:10:44you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:10:47and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:10:50look at me
01:10:51i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:10:55alright alright you two
01:10:57that's enough alright
01:10:59we spent this whole night together
01:11:01come over to my place alright
01:11:03we'll have a nice breakfast italian style
01:11:06hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:11:09i think i can get used to it
01:11:11and then we can all discuss the wedding
01:11:13alright
01:11:13i want to hear from everybody involved
01:11:17especially coldplay
01:11:18we're not getting coldplay dad
01:11:21it was worth a try
01:11:46and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:11:50michelangelo
01:11:51and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:11:53uh...
01:11:54amelia
01:11:56even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:11:59we're perfect together
01:12:02i've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time
01:12:06and not just about dogs
01:12:09i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:12:16i'm looking forward to your support and counsel as i take over the family business from my father this year
01:12:24and in return i promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy
01:12:35daycare you've always dreamed of
01:12:40i... um...
01:12:42amelia you are the only thing better than free underwear
01:12:47i love you so much
01:12:55i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model
01:12:59but here we are
01:13:02michelangelo you've helped me come out of my shell
01:13:04and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:13:06something i hope to do more of on our honeymoon in italy
01:13:15and although we haven't spent much time together
01:13:17it feels like a lifetime
01:13:19in a good way
01:13:20i know your mom would be proud of you
01:13:22ti amo michelangelo
01:13:24with the power vested in me by almighty god
01:13:28and the city of beverly hills
01:13:30i now pronounce you husband and wife
01:13:33you may kiss your bride
01:13:43thanks
01:13:45i'm betsy
01:13:46amelia's sister
01:13:47i'm jake
01:13:48another dog walker
01:13:51it's crazy
01:13:52you know given my sister
01:13:53but i've always been more of a cat person
01:13:57me too
01:13:59woo
01:14:01it's a class
01:14:02...
01:14:05t
01:14:06you
01:14:06you
01:14:07you
01:14:09you
01:14:13Satsang with Mooji
Comments