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Full Episode of Sorry Captain Your Ex-Wife Is a Top Gun
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00:00:01Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard.
00:00:03This is your captain, Carter Cohen.
00:00:06Carter has no idea I'm on board.
00:00:08God, he's gonna lose it when he sees me.
00:00:14Oh, busted already?
00:00:22Best surprise, you two!
00:00:28I love you, too.
00:00:32Oh, no, no, no.
00:00:34My husband and my best friend, my own kid knew the whole time.
00:00:45compressor stall, left engine.
00:00:47Carter!
00:00:48Get back to the cockpit and prep for the gym.
00:00:50Move!
00:00:51Mom, what the hell are you doing here?
00:00:54Carter and Lindsay are done with your shit.
00:00:56Making a scene won't change a damn thing.
00:01:01Look out the window!
00:01:06Dammit.
00:01:14Carter, please! Let me be quiet!
00:01:16Are you fucking insane?
00:01:17Don't let her in there, she's trying to kill us all.
00:01:22Ten more seconds and we lose the whole flight!
00:01:25Shut the fuck up, housewife.
00:01:32You're gonna regret this!
00:01:45If I get a second chance, I'm not giving up my wings for anyone.
00:02:04So why the hell am I...
00:02:06The moon?
00:02:07This isn't a dream.
00:02:09I'm back.
00:02:12why can't i get this tattoo you're so stuck in the stone age the plane we crashed so why the
00:02:20hell am i a hole my daughter was going nuts over a tattoo i'm back a year ago
00:02:29oh my god lindsey that's straight fire full back piece you'd go viral overnight
00:02:34right chloe actually gets me unlike mom who thinks everything is inappropriate
00:02:41it's just self-expression caitlin you can't keep her in a bubble forever you suck the air out of
00:02:47every room you're in kate you pulled up to the open house looking like that i told them you were
00:02:54the nanny they think chloe should be my mom anyway she is happier when you're around you should come
00:03:09so this is my reward for hiding what it really was including as a top fighter pilot i'm so done
00:03:21i don't care i'm getting the damn skull lindsey i'm not saying never it's just a tattoo of that big
00:03:29permanent just wait till you're 18 okay lindsey stop trying to control every single thing i do
00:03:39chloe was right about you you just try to control my whole life i hate you lindsey
00:03:51oh god stop screaming for five seconds jesus just wipe it off caitlin stop you're scaring her
00:03:59last time i let them rewrite me my rules became control chloe's free for all became love
00:04:06i became the bad mom in my own damn house
00:04:13fine you want the tattoo go get it what you heard me go get the tattoo chloe really loved it
00:04:22too right
00:04:23i have a great idea you two should get matching pieces
00:04:27yes matching pieces like we're actually family that would be so cute
00:04:33i don't know sweetie right my skin's kind of sensitive to needles oh no worries
00:04:41carter will make sure to pick the best artist in town top tier ink fullback face
00:04:47you two made a whole day out of it bonding moment wait are you actually serious you're cool with me
00:04:52taking chloe and lindsey out like right now yeah why not i mean god you guys need a break
00:04:59you'd have so much more fun without me in there bringing the vibe down
00:05:05let's go before she flips out again
00:05:10yeah you two deserve each other have fun with that
00:05:18phoenix counter terror light control is in final phase trials you're the only pilot currently raided
00:05:23country needs you are you in this life won't repeat the tragedy i'll be the ace i'm supposed to be
00:05:31mission accepted
00:05:34buddy we're going back and we are never returning
00:05:42okay chloe don't hate me the design it's pretty ugly
00:05:46so i changed my mind use me like a goddamn guinea pig i'll deal with you later kid caitlin was
00:05:53acting
00:05:53kind of weird today you don't think she figured something out figured what out have you done anything
00:05:59wrong honestly i envy her sometimes you're the kind of guy that most women dream about
00:06:11these are the ones that you got caitlin for your anniversary you're giving them to me
00:06:14i feel like way better on you anyway
00:06:25marry me caitlin all those years together all those sweet memories they were just lies and betrayal
00:06:33now i'm gonna take this chance and change my mind
00:06:42phoenix stand by for deployment orders we need your wheels up soon
00:06:54buddy you ready we're done with the kitchen done with all of it time to get back to the sky
00:07:02something's off kate hasn't texted me all day what's off you carry so much pressure at home
00:07:09maybe don't go back tonight
00:07:15i can't and kate she'll know she'll be passed out
00:07:29jesus
00:07:34caitlin what are you doing here good thing i needed my late night walk else i wouldn't miss the show
00:07:41you've got it all wrong wrong
00:07:45clory shouldn't be walking home alone this late at night all by herself
00:07:51sweetie just stay the night we have the guest room come on it's freezing out here
00:08:09hey don't get the wrong idea about the other night
00:08:11she should just stay here you know we have a guest room plenty of space
00:08:16yeah that's great
00:08:17i mean free help around the house right
00:08:22since when do you read at night usually crash after dishes
00:08:27the f-35 fighter jet manual
00:08:32trying to bond with me over work
00:08:33if you wanted my attention a little more enthusiasm in bed
00:08:37what if work's better than homework
00:08:39screw the bed
00:08:40desk is right here
00:08:41i'm tired
00:08:46good night
00:08:55are you insane she might see
00:08:59she went to bed
00:09:01sneezing already
00:09:13she might hear
00:09:22carter
00:09:22thank you
00:09:23your betrayal just gave me back my time
00:09:26and chloe
00:09:27congratulations
00:09:28you finally claimed that i are just her way
00:09:38this is mrs schneider from lindsay school
00:09:40she didn't show up today
00:09:41is everything okay at home
00:09:46lindsay get your ass up you're late as hell
00:09:49i said get up
00:09:51where's your mom
00:09:52caitlin
00:09:54caitlin
00:09:58god what is caitlin doing
00:10:00i got it
00:10:02you're late let's go
00:10:09hey
00:10:10where were you lindsay's already late for school
00:10:13oh i thought chloe was basically the new nanny now
00:10:16i thought she didn't handle mornings
00:10:18i just let her run
00:10:20since when do you run
00:10:21well you guys keep talking about how we have no hobbies
00:10:23so i'm just trying something new
00:10:32what did you buy
00:10:33why is my credit card maxed out like this
00:10:36oh those
00:10:40it's a new limited edition bag
00:10:41some high-end makeup
00:10:43lindsay keeps talking about how i look outdated
00:10:45she did so
00:10:46trying to catch up
00:10:49maybe too much stress lately
00:10:52you know i bet chloe could help you out tonight
00:10:54try some new positions
00:10:57what did you say
00:11:01positions
00:11:02what what what are you talking about
00:11:08what what what are you talking about
00:11:15yoga positions babe
00:11:16i mean you got the whole flexible yoga instructor thing going on right
00:11:23lindsay
00:11:24breakfast
00:11:25get your ass to school
00:11:26let's go
00:11:26i'm done with carbs
00:11:28mirror placement shake only
00:11:29and school
00:11:30once i go viral
00:11:32who needs school
00:11:33we're still doing that tiktok dance later right
00:11:35it's gonna pop off
00:11:37just watch
00:11:49you used to be so sweet
00:11:51what happened to me
00:11:56airspace cleared
00:11:57based on full standby
00:11:58report in 24 hours
00:11:59fine buddy and i are leaving soon
00:12:02buddy
00:12:07what are you doing
00:12:08that fucking dog snapped at me
00:12:10buddy doesn't bite
00:12:12he's trained
00:12:12i saw it
00:12:13he launched at her like he was crazy
00:12:16what if he has rabies
00:12:18i told you to get rid of that filthy mutt a hundred times
00:12:21it chased me down the hall
00:12:23how am i supposed to stay here
00:12:25if that happens every single time i pass by
00:12:28don't worry
00:12:29i'm getting rid of it
00:12:30today
00:12:31don't you dare
00:12:32buddy does not bite
00:12:35easy boy
00:12:36i've got you
00:12:37the military trained
00:12:39you don't react without reason
00:12:40we'll be back to the army soon
00:12:42what did you say
00:12:46look at the thing
00:12:47it is drooling like crazy
00:12:49what if it's a rabbit
00:12:49dad rabies kills people
00:12:52get him out
00:12:53please i'm afraid
00:12:54honey
00:12:55he's vaccinated
00:12:56he doesn't have rabies
00:13:00oh my god
00:13:01i can't
00:13:02it's fine
00:13:03okay
00:13:03i should be the one to go
00:13:05you and that dog
00:13:06have always hated me
00:13:10animal control
00:13:11how can we help you
00:13:12if buddy leaves this house
00:13:13i am leaving too
00:13:16yeah
00:13:17i have a dog that attacked somebody
00:13:19mine have rabies
00:13:19please send someone right away
00:13:22Carter
00:13:22stop
00:13:22if you tell them he's aggressive
00:13:24they will put him down
00:13:25then that solves the problem
00:13:34look he's actually eating it
00:13:36he's drooling everywhere
00:13:38animal abuse gets crazy views
00:13:40trust me
00:13:41this will pop off
00:13:42paprika and dish soap
00:13:43you want to know
00:13:45why buddy attacked them
00:13:46here's your answer
00:13:51are you done
00:13:53over a fucking dog
00:13:54you're turning against your family
00:13:55over that thing
00:13:56buddy isn't just a pet
00:13:58he's my family
00:14:00lazy and chloe
00:14:01are my family
00:14:02if they don't want him here
00:14:04he's done
00:14:09i'll show you who runs this fucking house
00:14:19buddy saved my life
00:14:20we bled together
00:14:21we fought together
00:14:23there
00:14:23there
00:14:23buddy found
00:14:24he didn't leave me when i was down
00:14:26and i will never let anyone hurt him
00:14:29nobody touches my wingman
00:14:40animal control
00:14:44no
00:14:45no no no please don't take him
00:14:47no
00:14:47no no stop
00:14:49please don't take him
00:14:51no please
00:14:51no no no wait
00:14:55no
00:14:59no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:15:03no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
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00:15:03no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
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00:15:03no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:15:05no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:15:05no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:15:08no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:15:08no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:15:09no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:15:09no
00:15:11I was trying to play the whole thing. I was so wrong.
00:15:14I'll find you, buddy. We're family, just not here.
00:15:32I will never forgive you!
00:15:37You fools gonna rot in this house. I'm taking back my sky.
00:15:42Call sign Phoenix. Reporting for duty.
00:15:52Engine one, clear. Engine two, clear.
00:15:56Hold up, Cap. Tower's clearing the deck for a military authority.
00:15:59I think we're stuck here until they're topside.
00:16:01Full military detail. Who is this, Ace?
00:16:05What?
00:16:15Welcome back, Phoenix! Welcome back, Phoenix! Welcome back, Phoenix!
00:16:20Katelyn?
00:16:20That Ace is my wife.
00:16:42You're the one in my bed. Why would I be missing her?
00:16:51You're the one in my bed. Why would I be missing her?
00:16:53Marry me.
00:16:55Divorce her? Split all my money? To marry you? I'll remind that body.
00:17:02You would be Mrs. Cohen.
00:17:04You know, I'm right in the middle of my captain's upgrade email.
00:17:08Family stability is everything right now.
00:17:11Katelyn, you never deserve that title. Captain's wife? That's mine.
00:17:16Dad! Hurry! Get out of here!
00:17:22I found this outside. She left her ring by the door. She's gone.
00:17:26She has no cash? No real friends? Where would she even crash?
00:17:31I just checked her closet, her clothing, jewelry. It's all still there.
00:17:35I think she's trying to freak you guys out.
00:17:38I knew it. She can't survive a day without me.
00:17:41Relax. I'll take care of everything while she's out.
00:17:45Yes! Finally! I've been dying for you to be my mom.
00:17:52There. Handle everything for now.
00:17:57See, Katelyn? I thought we'd crash without you. We're flying fine.
00:18:01Keep running. In a week, your kid, your man, they're all mine.
00:18:09You were the best pilot I ever trained. We walked away for a man.
00:18:14Waste of talent.
00:18:15I'm back here to prove I still have what it takes to be in the sky.
00:18:18Just do shortcuts.
00:18:19Good. You're a legend. But regs are regs.
00:18:22Full qualification check. Every box. Before we pin anything back on.
00:18:28Your evaluator's in here. See if you still got what it takes to wear Phoenix.
00:18:34It's him? That chubby newbie I used to look out for.
00:18:37And now he's the one grading me.
00:18:49Honored to be your check pilot, ma'am.
00:18:50Honored to be your check pilot, ma'am.
00:18:51Honored to be your check pilot.
00:18:56______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ____T ____ー!
00:19:03Lindsay, did you skip school today?
00:19:05She wasn't feeling well this morning?
00:19:07I called her I am sick.
00:19:12fine just this once okay i'm starving
00:19:19your physical is next week i've tweaked the menu to keep your body fat in check
00:19:24back then caitlin was all about healthy food no junk no fun and forever since i just let loose
00:19:35oh they're so good
00:19:40paste yourself captain dessert's gonna be even better
00:19:52i can't i have an early flight tomorrow if i get caught i'm done it's just one drink who's going
00:20:20relax captain tonight i'm gonna take you higher than any flight ever has
00:20:33shit that's her she's back caitlin's back
00:20:41got some important documents yeah please get your signature thank you have a good day
00:20:50trying to scare them into chasing you pathetic won't be long before your husband's head and
00:20:55your kids world are all about me who was it
00:21:02who was it
00:21:05nobody just some dirty door man
00:21:10get your caitlin radshaw this guy's yours again just like old times
00:21:17this is your check pilot major lewis brady phoenix you're clear to enter test profile let's see what you got
00:21:39only she flies this clean straight out of the manual
00:21:44final phase left compressor test stall on my mark three two one go
00:22:06hold it but this door correct pitch
00:22:09left compressor failure this is exactly the same as the crash last time
00:22:28that sink she's in free fall what the hell's happening
00:22:31oh
00:22:35caitlin snap out of it don't let the ghost win eyes on the horizon now
00:22:38not this time i'm not dying in a cockpit i'm rising from the ashes
00:22:45caitlin caitlin
00:22:46oh
00:22:46oh
00:22:47oh
00:22:48oh
00:22:52oh
00:22:52oh
00:22:52oh
00:22:52oh
00:22:53oh
00:22:53oh
00:22:53oh
00:22:53oh
00:22:53oh
00:22:54oh
00:22:54oh
00:22:54oh
00:23:01yeah
00:23:02yes that's my girl still the damn legend phoenix is back
00:23:11open up airline safety random drug screen chill man gotta finish being first
00:23:17you're the last one tonight come on
00:23:29rough day up there captain
00:23:30get that shit out of my face they pulled a random screen today your little helpers almost ruined
00:23:35me
00:23:38cold water hand wash only hang to dry got it
00:23:53major brady you've been at this all nights
00:23:57this housing's rough i didn't want you uncomfortable
00:24:00why do you think i'm some fresh pair of boots straight out of ots
00:24:03no ma'am definitely not
00:24:05yes i am your senior but that doesn't mean i need the princess treatment
00:24:09ma'am
00:24:10you don't think i'm doing all this just because you're my senior
00:24:13you're a major now
00:24:14ma'am is no longer appropriate
00:24:18copy that
00:24:20copy that
00:24:20ma'am
00:24:22major bradshaw
00:24:24eight years ago i couldn't ask you to stay
00:24:27this time i'm not letting you go again
00:24:32hand wash
00:24:33please
00:24:36everyone is dumb enough to play maid like kateman
00:24:42i'm not that stupid
00:24:44Chloe we're screwed
00:24:48school found out that i was using ai to cheat
00:24:51they're talking expulsion
00:24:54finals are tomorrow
00:24:55i've barely shown up for classes i know nothing
00:24:58relax
00:24:58sneak your phone into the exam
00:25:00let ai do all the happy lifting
00:25:02copy
00:25:02paste
00:25:03right
00:25:04i'm gonna be an influencer anyway
00:25:06school's a total waste
00:25:08gonna be
00:25:09whatever trash you turn into
00:25:12won't be my problem
00:25:15mom and dad said honesty was the bottom line to everything
00:25:18if they found out that you told me to fake everything
00:25:21we're both toast
00:25:22what the hell are you talking about
00:25:24your cheating has nothing to do with me
00:25:30i mean your dad loves you sweetie
00:25:33just bat your eyelashes and he'll forgive you
00:25:36your mom is the real problem
00:25:38god
00:25:39i wish she never comes back
00:25:41exactly
00:25:43let her stay on forever
00:25:48sweetie
00:25:49if your dad just accidentally
00:25:51signs right here
00:25:54problem solved
00:25:55no more mom
00:25:56Chloe
00:25:57you're literally saving my life
00:26:01dad i signed up for a bunch of volunteer gigs
00:26:04i need your signature for the permission slips
00:26:07good idea
00:26:08extra service hours look great on a high school application
00:26:14hold up
00:26:15what the hell is this
00:26:19what the hell is this
00:26:24Chloe
00:26:25what is this credit card bill
00:26:26Caitlyn ran the house on less than half of this amount
00:26:29uh
00:26:30because
00:26:31um
00:26:31the groceries
00:26:33utilities
00:26:33HOA
00:26:34Caitlyn covered half of it with her savings
00:26:36what you thought that your income could run this whole house
00:26:41damn it
00:26:41she had savings
00:26:42should clean that out too
00:26:44your mom's been gone almost a month
00:26:46maybe it's time we go find her
00:26:47no we can't
00:26:49what did you just say
00:26:51she just got off the phone with her grandmother
00:26:53she said that Caitlyn is still really pissed
00:26:55and she doesn't want anyone tracking her down right now
00:26:59sure
00:27:00she has nowhere else to go
00:27:04major Bradshaw
00:27:05you've passed every phase with blind colors
00:27:08effective immediately
00:27:09you're reinstated
00:27:10welcome home
00:27:14major Bradshaw
00:27:15major Freedan
00:27:16major Bradshaw
00:27:17major Freedan
00:27:17major Bradshaw
00:27:18major Freedan
00:27:22major
00:27:23there's one more name on my return roster
00:27:25my old William
00:27:26Buddy
00:27:27Buddy?
00:27:28the MWD who earned those medals with you?
00:27:31where is he?
00:27:33the shelter
00:27:33so I'm sorry
00:27:35well bring him back here
00:27:36we don't leave our teammates behind
00:27:38two legs
00:27:39or four
00:27:40Buddy
00:27:41hang on
00:27:42I'm coming for you
00:27:45Dave
00:27:45what's the occasion?
00:27:47it's our wedding anniversary
00:27:48I'm Caitlyn's
00:27:50excuse me?
00:27:51she's still the lady of this house
00:27:53it's about time she comes home
00:27:55even if she hasn't figured us out yet
00:27:57what about that dog that she treats like our kid?
00:28:00you got rid of him
00:28:01flowers don't fix that
00:28:03that is why I'm picking Buddy up today
00:28:06once she sees him
00:28:07she'll come running home
00:28:12you idiot
00:28:13you still don't know
00:28:15you already signed the papers
00:28:17Caitlyn
00:28:17you just won't stay gone
00:28:19will you?
00:28:27Caitlyn?
00:28:33military plates
00:28:34the way that's her
00:28:36housewife doesn't roll with a military ride
00:28:39Buddy's gonna be thrilled to be back in reform with you
00:28:49come on
00:28:51come on
00:28:51come on
00:28:52hi
00:28:53hi
00:28:53buddy
00:28:55buddy
00:28:56hey
00:28:57where you go I go
00:29:07sorry sir
00:29:08buddy was just adopted
00:29:10someone picked him up
00:29:11minutes ago
00:29:11what?
00:29:12that's my dog
00:29:13you can't give some random my dog
00:29:15sir
00:29:16we called you multiple times
00:29:17we refused to reclaim him
00:29:19vet checked him out
00:29:20healthy
00:29:21friendly
00:29:21cleared for adoption under state law
00:29:23bullshit
00:29:24who
00:29:24took my dog
00:29:25do not let them leave
00:29:34Mr. Cohen this is Caitlyn's attorney
00:29:36I'm formally notifying you that
00:29:38divorce proceedings
00:29:40and asset division have officially begun
00:29:42what?
00:29:43when did I agree to a divorce?
00:29:54your signature's right there Mr. Cohen
00:29:57community property
00:29:58the house
00:29:59the cars
00:30:00stock options
00:30:01counts
00:30:02Caitlyn gets 50%
00:30:05what the fuck?
00:30:07this is my signature but I don't remember signing this
00:30:09what the hell?
00:30:10she wasn't for shit
00:30:10right?
00:30:11that's the only option
00:30:12what does she want?
00:30:14this is fucking insane
00:30:16Caitlyn
00:30:17Mr. Cohen is contesting the signature
00:30:20I'm gonna do a handwriting analysis
00:30:22handwriting what?
00:30:24you're seriously doing that?
00:30:27do whatever you need to
00:30:28I'm divorcing him
00:30:30no matter what
00:30:32what?
00:30:32you're seriously blowing this up over a fucking dog?
00:30:35it's not just buddy
00:30:36the second you slept with my best friend
00:30:38we were over
00:30:39you're the one that invited Chloe to stay here
00:30:41and now you're getting all paranoid
00:30:43making up stories
00:30:44save the line
00:30:45I don't care anymore
00:30:47what are you doing right now?
00:30:48sweetheart
00:30:49Peninsula Hotel tonight
00:30:51celebrate properly
00:30:53Caitlyn
00:30:54you're the one that's cheating
00:30:55Peninsula Hotel tonight
00:30:57celebrate properly
00:30:59so Caitlyn
00:30:59cheat on me
00:31:00I'm not gonna let that go
00:31:04yeah
00:31:05yeah
00:31:05celebrating you and her both coming home
00:31:07sweetheart
00:31:08hey
00:31:09hey
00:31:09hey
00:31:11Peninsula Hotel
00:31:12really?
00:31:13you don't think that's good much?
00:31:14are you kidding me?
00:31:15you're an air force legend
00:31:17you know how many cadets want to meet the phoenix?
00:31:20hi buddy
00:31:21hey
00:31:21hi buddy
00:31:25mmhmm
00:31:26ranadis
00:31:26it's like
00:31:28I walk through the ash with your name
00:31:31and my teeth
00:31:32hands cut
00:31:33boy
00:31:33heavy still
00:31:34I didn't leave
00:31:35they said an ace pilot
00:31:37nobody said she would look like this
00:31:38she's even hotter when she's yanking you out of a dive
00:31:41from heck one
00:31:42no clue who the lucky bastard was that married her back then
00:31:45no retreat
00:31:45no surrender
00:31:48no retreat
00:31:49no surrender
00:31:53Attention!
00:31:57Tonight's only mission.
00:32:00Major Phoenix's homecoming.
00:32:05Commander Evelyn Bradshaw, salute!
00:32:08At ease, everyone.
00:32:10No raids tonight.
00:32:12You can call me Caitlyn.
00:32:16Caitlyn?
00:32:18May I have the first dance?
00:32:20Hold up, Brady.
00:32:21I've been a Phoenix fanboy since the Academy.
00:32:24This one is mine.
00:32:27Me too, but Phoenix pick.
00:32:29Alright.
00:32:32Old rules then.
00:32:49It's all you got?
00:32:50Been gone a few years and you guys got some?
00:32:53Ha ha ha ha!
00:33:02Ha ha ha!
00:33:04You really going all out?
00:33:07With a swan dance?
00:33:08You seen it!
00:33:09Hell yeah!
00:33:10All right, he's on the missile.
00:33:28I waited eight years for this dance.
00:33:32Go, Shane.
00:33:33The first dance tonight is yours.
00:33:49Katelyn, fooling around behind my back.
00:33:52I won't let you get away with this.
00:33:58Seriously, Katelyn, I'm glad you took the recall.
00:34:01After all this time, you're still the best we've ever had.
00:34:04Sir, thank you.
00:34:05If it weren't for you, Phoenix would have never had a second shot at flying.
00:34:08Lewis.
00:34:09That kid's usually quiet, reserved.
00:34:12But look at you, he turns into a damn show-off.
00:34:15He's just trying to prove himself to his old CO.
00:34:17Nothing more.
00:34:18The way he looks at you is not CO respect, Major.
00:34:29Excuse me, sir.
00:34:30I will be right back.
00:34:38Missing me, baby?
00:34:40What the hell are you doing here?
00:34:42What, disappointed?
00:34:43What are you expecting your poor side puppy?
00:34:47Did you follow me here, you piece of shit?
00:34:49Just husband checking his wife.
00:34:51Had a problem now?
00:34:53I thought you'd come crawling home after throwing the tantrum.
00:34:56I didn't think you'd move on so fast.
00:34:58Already got yourself a new guy.
00:35:00The cheater here is you!
00:35:03How many times do I have to tell you?
00:35:05Chloe and I are clean.
00:35:07You're the one that's paranoid.
00:35:08I was making up stories.
00:35:10You want proof?
00:35:11I know.
00:35:15Have anything else to say?
00:35:17We are getting a divorce.
00:35:19She seduced me.
00:35:21I swear, I...
00:35:24Wait, you already knew?
00:35:25You gave us space to hook up on purpose.
00:35:30Oh, damn.
00:35:31Caitlin, I didn't think you had it in you.
00:35:34That housewife that cooked and cleaned for you.
00:35:37Well, turns out she has a brain, too.
00:35:39She'll be.
00:35:39Right.
00:35:40You thought you knew me, but you don't know half of it.
00:35:43Clearly, I didn't.
00:35:44At home, you're all sad and tired.
00:35:46But out there, next to new guys, suddenly you're glowing.
00:35:50I was wrong.
00:35:52Okay?
00:35:52I'll kick Chloe out.
00:35:54Let's just start over.
00:35:55Not Carter.
00:35:57After all your betrayals, your lies, your friend and buddy as dangerous,
00:36:02why would you think I'm going to start a rule?
00:36:04You stuck with me for 12 years of nothing.
00:36:07And finally, I'm about to make captain.
00:36:09And you want to throw away a captain's wife?
00:36:12Captain's wife?
00:36:14As if it's some kind of prize.
00:36:16You have no idea what I gave up for you.
00:36:21Gave up?
00:36:22What did you give up?
00:36:24You were broke.
00:36:25Nothing.
00:36:26Just looking for a man to carry you.
00:36:29What could you have possibly sacrificed?
00:36:33You want to see?
00:36:35Anybody want to know?
00:36:39United States Air Force?
00:36:47So this is why you're so hell-bent on the Force.
00:36:50Why you got yourself an upgraded sponsor?
00:36:53Shit.
00:36:53Wrong one.
00:36:54My CAC card.
00:36:56Mind holding it for me, ma'am?
00:36:58Sure.
00:36:59No point in explaining to him anyway.
00:37:02Let me tell you something.
00:37:03I'm about to be captain at Altair Air.
00:37:06My salary doubles.
00:37:08Years of flying beat-up jazz won't touch what I'm making.
00:37:11And you want a divorce now?
00:37:12Are you blind?
00:37:13I was blind the day that I married.
00:37:16Say that again.
00:37:18Are you out of your mind?
00:37:20Get off me!
00:37:21Mission open.
00:37:22We're not officially divorced.
00:37:24Legally, I'm still your husband.
00:37:25I'm just exercising my rights.
00:37:28Ma'am, you in there?
00:37:31Go ahead.
00:37:33Call him in.
00:37:34Show him what a married couple does.
00:37:37If Louis Bersimmon sees this, he'll snap.
00:37:40Active duty.
00:37:40Officer Dex is civilian.
00:37:42Career over.
00:37:43I won't let him pay for my mess.
00:37:45I'm fine.
00:37:46Go on.
00:37:47I'll be out in a couple minutes.
00:37:51So this is your king.
00:37:52You should take me sooner.
00:38:04What did you learn how to do that?
00:38:10Surprised?
00:38:11I played the part.
00:38:13The wife, the mother you always wanted.
00:38:15But it doesn't mean it's who I've always been.
00:38:17Who the hell are you?
00:38:19What else have you been hiding?
00:38:25Kayla, you okay?
00:38:27I'm just handling my wife.
00:38:29You got a problem with that?
00:38:30Honestly?
00:38:31It blows my mind she ever chose you.
00:38:36You want to play hero in front of her?
00:38:38Come on.
00:38:39Let's see what you got.
00:38:40No, Louis, stop.
00:38:41You're active duty.
00:38:42One swing and you're important, Martial.
00:38:48No!
00:38:49Stop!
00:38:50I need to swing to put him down.
00:39:00She never needed cheap protection from any man.
00:39:06I'm about to make captain at Altair Air.
00:39:09My bonus alone beats your death gratuity.
00:39:13Altair Air.
00:39:15Saw an outfit.
00:39:20He's clueless.
00:39:21That's my old man's dump.
00:39:27I'm going to put it out there.
00:39:29Think I've earned that dance now?
00:39:31Now?
00:39:31I've felt so sure.
00:39:33High on you like no one before.
00:39:38Oh, yeah.
00:39:39Let's come, come together.
00:39:42Put our arms around each other.
00:39:46We love one another.
00:39:49What are we waiting?
00:39:51Oh!
00:39:53Come live with me.
00:39:56Come live with me.
00:39:59We'll be happy.
00:40:05Rule number one.
00:40:06Never lose your footing on the dance floor.
00:40:09One of us!
00:40:10One of us!
00:40:11Everyone's getting wet today!
00:40:13Woo!
00:40:14Woo!
00:40:23Kaelin.
00:40:24I gotta be honest.
00:40:26I never wanted to just be your junior.
00:40:28I wanted to take care of you as your partner.
00:40:31It's a man who loves you.
00:40:37I just crawled out of the wreckage of a marriage.
00:40:40I don't know how long it's going to take for me to let someone back in.
00:40:44Sorry.
00:40:46Right now.
00:40:47All I want to pour myself into is fixing the counterterrorism flight system.
00:40:52Making sure no other families lose everything.
00:40:55Then let me be your wingman.
00:40:56Keep your eye on the target.
00:40:58I'll cover your six.
00:40:59Make sure you're safe.
00:41:03Right now, this is the most honest hug I could give you.
00:41:07As a friend.
00:41:14Your ex is a liar and abuser handing hundreds of people over to that pilot?
00:41:19It's a walking safety violation.
00:41:20It's what keeps me up at night.
00:41:22His record is spotless.
00:41:23The airline is fast-tracking him and captain.
00:41:26What if I could make him vanish from Altair Air?
00:41:29For good.
00:41:30Don't talk crazy.
00:41:31You're a good officer.
00:41:33But Altair Air is the top airline in the world.
00:41:35They don't take orders from anyone.
00:41:37It took me eight years to walk away from that life.
00:41:39But for you, Caitlyn, I'd burn it all down again.
00:41:42Trust me.
00:41:43I'll keep eyes on Carter.
00:41:45As soon as he slips up, I will be the first one to call Altair Air.
00:41:48What if I told you I'm the heir to Altair Air?
00:41:58Get the fuck out of my house!
00:42:05Come on.
00:42:07Why leave?
00:42:09Keep drinking.
00:42:11My house is your house.
00:42:12A house?
00:42:13It's a goddamn landfill.
00:42:15What's the problem?
00:42:17You always said that Caitlyn was boring.
00:42:19You love me because I'm the fun one.
00:42:23The wild one.
00:42:28My rug.
00:42:29My Baccarat glasses.
00:42:31My Cubans.
00:42:31That magazine.
00:42:33Do you have any idea how much this shit costs?
00:42:35I haven't even touched half of it.
00:42:38Look at this hall.
00:42:40Every goddamn day, you're swiping my credit card like it's free shit.
00:42:44You think I'm printing money here?
00:42:46Calm down.
00:42:48This one's for you.
00:42:58My credit card wouldn't cover a digit of this.
00:43:01Where the hell did you get the money to pay for it?
00:43:05Bye.
00:43:07They...
00:43:07My parents own stacks of peace.
00:43:10I just asked them to send one over for you.
00:43:17Of course, I love it.
00:43:20I love anything that you give me.
00:43:23She only ever mentioned her ex, her parents.
00:43:25So she's a trust fund princess.
00:43:28So are you kicking me out or are you taking me to bed?
00:43:50Piece of shit.
00:43:51Chloe, the big is rolling.
00:43:53You don't pay up, you know what happens.
00:43:55I'm working on it.
00:43:55I swear.
00:43:56Three days.
00:43:57You know cash?
00:43:58We harvest with juice.
00:43:59Black market pays good for fresh parts.
00:44:10The house, cars, mortgages and all.
00:44:14That should cover the debt.
00:44:16I'm not in there.
00:44:18Chloe, what the hell are you doing here?
00:44:25Chloe, what the hell are you doing here?
00:44:27I just lost one of the earrings that you gave me.
00:44:29I was trying to find it.
00:44:31Don't worry about it, babe.
00:44:33I'll just buy you another pair.
00:44:34A better one.
00:44:41You said the other day that your earrings were missing.
00:44:43Come to think that my vintage cufflinks and my Rolex,
00:44:47I haven't seen them in weeks.
00:44:49Maybe Caitlin took them when she left.
00:44:51That woman is sneaky as hell.
00:44:56Mr. Cohen, I'm Caitlin's attorney.
00:44:58The handwriting analysis is complete.
00:45:00The signature match is yours.
00:45:02It is legally valid.
00:45:04No way I signed that.
00:45:05Whatever.
00:45:06I've got a real heiress right here now.
00:45:08Time to cut the dead weight.
00:45:09Good.
00:45:10I've been wanting out about marriage.
00:45:12Push it through.
00:45:13Fast.
00:45:17Your parents have great taste, huh?
00:45:19When do I get to meet them?
00:45:21As soon as the papers are finalized,
00:45:23I'll set it up.
00:45:24Idiot.
00:45:25Bought with your own money.
00:45:27Thank you, Sel.
00:45:27He finally caved.
00:45:29He agreed to the divorce.
00:45:30Honey, we're free.
00:45:32We're finally free.
00:45:38Congratulations, Caitlin.
00:45:40From now on,
00:45:42no one clips your wings.
00:45:58Mr. Cohen,
00:46:00Lindsay's withdrawal from school is in process.
00:46:02Official documents will be mailed to you address.
00:46:04What?
00:46:05Lindsay was expelled?
00:46:07Why wasn't I informed?
00:46:13Why aren't you in school?
00:46:16I don't feel good, so I wasn't sick.
00:46:19You have been sick for three months.
00:46:21When were you planning on telling me about this?
00:46:24What have you been doing with my daughter?
00:46:30It's all Caitlin's fault.
00:46:32She ran off.
00:46:33Well, and Lindsay didn't want the kids at school talking about that she doesn't have a mom.
00:46:37That's why she stopped going.
00:46:38Bullshit.
00:46:39The principal said expulsion.
00:46:41Skipping, cheating, plagiarism.
00:46:43And you knew all about it.
00:46:45So what?
00:46:46When we get married,
00:46:47my parents can send her to a Swedish boarding school.
00:46:50It's private, top tier, no problem.
00:46:52Your parents are that loaded?
00:46:55Wow, Chloe, thank you.
00:46:55You're the best.
00:46:58Right.
00:46:59Chloe's loaded.
00:47:00Capra in that bridge.
00:47:01Let us move this over.
00:47:02I was just worried.
00:47:04That's all.
00:47:05Next time, if it has to do with Lindsay,
00:47:07we talk about it first.
00:47:09Deal?
00:47:14Mr. Cohen,
00:47:15your property has been flagged for default on the mortgage.
00:47:18Foreclosure proceedings have begun.
00:47:20You have 48 hours to vacate before auction.
00:47:22Auction?
00:47:23This is my goddamn house.
00:47:24Oh, Caleb Bradshaw.
00:47:26That bitch secretly auctioned my house.
00:47:29But she wants my daughter and me living on the streets?
00:47:31No, sir.
00:47:32The woman who presented your ID and power of attorney
00:47:35to secure the loan is listed as Chloe.
00:47:39You auctioned my house.
00:47:48Honey, you mean we afforded everything?
00:47:50So this watch, you bought it with my money?
00:47:52What was I supposed to do?
00:47:54I can afford it!
00:47:55You lying bitch!
00:47:59Pretending to be some rich girl.
00:48:01My cufflinks, that watch,
00:48:03you pawned it behind my back, didn't you?
00:48:05The divorce papers.
00:48:07That was you two, wasn't it?
00:48:08No, no.
00:48:10That was your precious daughter.
00:48:13She snuck them in.
00:48:14You signed it without even reading it.
00:48:17No, I didn't.
00:48:18You told me to.
00:48:19You said that mom would never come back.
00:48:22You should be thanking me.
00:48:25Without me, you'd just be married to that worthless, Caitlin.
00:48:31Don't you dare say her name!
00:48:34I actually threw her out for trash like you.
00:48:38Get out!
00:48:39Get out of my house!
00:48:40Right now!
00:48:41No, no, no, please.
00:48:43No, no, no, Carter, don't, don't.
00:48:47The love sharks will kill me.
00:48:49Please, please, let me stay.
00:48:50I'll do anything.
00:48:52Go die somewhere else.
00:48:54All you do is lie and ruin everything.
00:48:58Can I do more than that?
00:49:03Don't make me fly higher.
00:49:05The clip's starting to get high as a kite flight.
00:49:09Go ahead, snatch it.
00:49:10The clip's already in the cloud.
00:49:12You spent years crawling into that left seat.
00:49:16One tap, and every clip hits the FAA inbox.
00:49:20You psycho.
00:49:22You're blackmailing me?
00:49:24I'm offering you a choice.
00:49:26Be my beloved pilot husband.
00:49:30Or be this industry's most cautionary tale.
00:49:50Colonel, ma'am, permission to request your company for my birthday tonight?
00:49:56Um, in this outfit, though, you think that's a little overkill for a date?
00:50:01Logistics handled.
00:50:16Oh, I think I need a medic.
00:50:18Oh, I watched this.
00:50:20My heart rate just spiked to 140.
00:50:23Sounds like you need a little more training.
00:50:26I've driven 900 knots in a fighter, but 300 in a supercar?
00:50:31First time.
00:50:31The place is never gonna last that long if I'm around.
00:50:38The fire is burning.
00:50:40I'm burning, burning, burning.
00:50:42It's overground.
00:50:52New drop.
00:50:53Limited edition bag.
00:50:54I want it.
00:50:55Chloe, do you think I'm a damn ATM?
00:51:01You're about to make captain.
00:51:02A few bags shouldn't mean anything.
00:51:05Unless, of course, you don't want that promotion anymore.
00:51:19Chloe, we've been eating takeout for a month straight.
00:51:24Maybe we can make something from home?
00:51:27What am I, your maid?
00:51:29Besides, you used to beg me for DoorDash every night.
00:51:33Mom used to make us fresh food.
00:51:36Fetties and fish every week.
00:51:38Then go live with her.
00:51:40That was your big wish, wasn't it?
00:51:43To make her disappear?
00:51:45I...
00:51:45I want to go back to school.
00:51:47All of my friends are there.
00:51:49And I'm just sitting around here doing nothing all day.
00:51:53Perfect.
00:51:56I already set it up.
00:51:57Therapeutic boarding school in Utah.
00:52:00Mountains, strict rules, no phones.
00:52:03Built for kids like you.
00:52:05I've watched those places on the news.
00:52:07They have bullying, beatings.
00:52:09It's hell.
00:52:10I'm not going.
00:52:13Tomorrow, you're gone.
00:52:15Your dad already signed the permissions letter.
00:52:24No, please.
00:52:25I don't want to go to that school.
00:52:27I've never been away from home.
00:52:29I'll behave, I swear.
00:52:30Didn't you complain that your mom is way too strict?
00:52:33Now you have your freedom.
00:52:34Enjoy.
00:52:38Mom, who is trying to send me to some therapeutic boarding school?
00:52:43I don't want to go.
00:52:44I want to come home.
00:52:46Please help me.
00:52:52Sweetie, slow down.
00:52:53I've made all your favorites.
00:52:54You need to save room.
00:52:56I already talked to the DODA schools.
00:52:58Lindsay, transfer there.
00:52:59Stay here.
00:53:00Focus on classes.
00:53:03Sweetheart, you're going to be with me from now on.
00:53:05Okay?
00:53:07There's no reason to be afraid anymore.
00:53:11Mom, I'm so sorry.
00:53:15Chloe bought me off with little gifts.
00:53:18And I turned on you.
00:53:21But you were the only one who really cared about me.
00:53:25It's okay, honey.
00:53:27I know.
00:53:28Kids make mistakes.
00:53:29I always knew you would come around.
00:53:32Mom, Chloe's scary.
00:53:34She doesn't just push me around.
00:53:36Like, Carter and Dad drink every night.
00:53:39And they hide these powder pills?
00:53:42White packets?
00:53:45White powder?
00:53:47Carter is a commercial pilot.
00:53:49Hundreds of lives are in his hands every flight.
00:53:52He can't be messing with that stuff.
00:53:55After board approval, Carter Cohen is promoted to chief captain and deputy director of flight operations.
00:54:02Ceremony next week.
00:54:03Congratulations.
00:54:05Hell yes.
00:54:06That is the spot I deserve.
00:54:09Yay!
00:54:10Babe, that's huge.
00:54:12I am inviting everyone.
00:54:14Let them all see who the captain's wife really is.
00:54:19Just a little longer.
00:54:21Once the wings are pinned, first over your business.
00:54:23Cut out this tumor named Chloe for good.
00:54:32Big move, man.
00:54:33Heard your pin's the next chief captain.
00:54:35Well, not official yet.
00:54:38Let's keep it on the down low, all right?
00:54:40Unlike me.
00:54:41I'm stuck hurting these ground crew applicants all day.
00:54:43Look at this circus.
00:54:45Well, good luck.
00:54:51Well, well.
00:54:52If it isn't my ex-wife's boyfriend.
00:54:54Military life didn't pan out.
00:54:56Slumming it with the civilians now.
00:55:00Let me take a look.
00:55:02I'm about to be deputy director of flight ops.
00:55:05Maybe I can find something suitable for you.
00:55:10Move.
00:55:13As long as I'm at Altair Air, your resume could be gold-plated.
00:55:17You're not getting through the door.
00:55:18Unless Caitlyn comes begging.
00:55:20Then maybe I can find you something.
00:55:23Toilet scrubbing egg.
00:55:29Mr. Brady, the chairman has made it fit to you.
00:55:39Well, well, well.
00:55:41I thought the only way we'd ever see you here again is over my dead body.
00:55:47Full access.
00:55:48I need you to pull everything on someone.
00:55:50Now.
00:55:54Carter Cohen.
00:55:55The guy I'm about to promote to flight ops director.
00:55:57Look, you swore that you would never touch this place.
00:56:01You said you were done with suits and that you just wanted to go out and fly fighters.
00:56:06So why all this interest in an HR deep dive?
00:56:09Because if you don't want your stock to crash tomorrow from a pilot scandal,
00:56:15give me the access.
00:56:27Captain, the doc said this random test has to happen before takeoff.
00:56:31I'm walking into my promotion tent.
00:56:33You think I got time to piss into a cup, kid?
00:56:35But if you skip it, the system will flag it.
00:56:40Think, kid.
00:56:42It's one cup of piss.
00:56:44Yours too special to share a cup?
00:56:57Katelyn, Carter's flight records look clean on paper, but the last six months, his drug screens, I think they're faked.
00:57:10Captain's salary's got to be seven figures easy.
00:57:13You're officially a rich wife now?
00:57:16Come on, spill.
00:57:18How did you steal a pilot from his wife and kid?
00:57:20Men are simple.
00:57:22A pretty face.
00:57:23A tight body.
00:57:24They beat true love every time.
00:57:29Carter's mom is here.
00:57:36You must be Carter's mom.
00:57:38A little something for you.
00:57:39I hope you like it.
00:57:48So you're Chloe.
00:57:50Hmm, upgrade.
00:57:51Way better than that disaster, Katelyn.
00:57:54My son really did level up.
00:57:57A woman next to him has to match up.
00:58:01Exactly.
00:58:02Katelyn?
00:58:03Old.
00:58:04Frumpy.
00:58:04She let herself go.
00:58:05How can that stand next to a captain?
00:58:08No career, no spark, no wonder Carter's lost interest.
00:58:13A woman who can't keep her man happy?
00:58:16That's a figure of a woman.
00:58:41You ladies are having quite the chat.
00:58:44That worthless woman you're talking about, that wouldn't be me.
00:58:47Katelyn, what the hell are you doing here?
00:58:50You and Carter are divorced.
00:58:52She must have heard about the promotion.
00:58:54Trying to claw her way back to Captain's Wife's status.
00:58:57Wait, didn't she used to be old and washed up?
00:59:00Where did she get that outfit?
00:59:02A desperate woman would never land better than my son.
00:59:05She's making a last pathetic grab.
00:59:08She hired a lawyer.
00:59:09She's trying to take every cent that Carter ever earned.
00:59:13Spit the money?
00:59:15If you hadn't gotten knocked up before the ring, I never would have let him get married to a trash
00:59:21girl like you.
00:59:22Don't mention kids.
00:59:24Lindsay is just like her.
00:59:26Lying, disobeying.
00:59:28I had to ship her off to a therapeutic boarding school.
00:59:32Speaking of, is Lindsay even Carter's?
00:59:36Maybe someone showed up pregnant and played him for a sucker.
00:59:40My son gave you everything.
00:59:43Luxury.
00:59:44Status.
00:59:45And you humiliate him in front of everyone?
00:59:52Mom, what are you doing?
00:59:55You're protecting her?
00:59:58You're protecting her?
01:00:01Uh, protecting her?
01:00:03No, of course not.
01:00:05It's my big night.
01:00:06I can't have any scenes.
01:00:08I'm kicking her out.
01:00:09Immediately.
01:00:14Kate, I've missed you so much.
01:00:17Captain Cohen, what is this game you're playing?
01:00:20You have no idea what kind of hell Lindsay and I have been living through.
01:00:23I had no choice.
01:00:24Tonight, after the ceremony, I am kicking that psycho out.
01:00:28Clean break.
01:00:29That is your mess, not mine.
01:00:32What does soldier boy have?
01:00:34Yesterday, I saw him digging for ground jobs with new hires.
01:00:39Come back to me.
01:00:40Captain's wife, the life you deserve.
01:00:43It's still time.
01:00:49What the hell is this?
01:00:50She won't leave me alone.
01:00:52It's disgusting.
01:00:54Looks like someone hasn't learned her place.
01:00:57You think dressing up will make him want you back?
01:00:59Since you are so desperate for a man.
01:01:02Girls, strip her.
01:01:04Throw her out there naked.
01:01:07That guy is trash.
01:01:09I have already thrown out.
01:01:10You don't want him.
01:01:12As for you, I would walk away.
01:01:14Or you will regret it.
01:01:19Mom, you must be the heirs guest.
01:01:23No.
01:01:24Wrong woman.
01:01:25She's just a washed up housewife.
01:01:27There is no way that she knows the chairman's son.
01:01:29Housewife?
01:01:30No, this is Mr. Brady's personal guest.
01:01:36Wait, Mr. Brady?
01:01:38Chairman?
01:01:39Brady's son?
01:01:40Captain?
01:01:41Nothing compares to that.
01:01:43So that's why you dumped me.
01:01:44One soldier wasn't good enough.
01:01:45You had to upgrade to a chairman's son.
01:01:47Caitlyn, how do you keep landing these better men?
01:01:50How does that old hag like you make them lose their minds?
01:01:54Enough of this.
01:01:55Young Mr. Brady's just pulled up downstairs.
01:01:58Do you really want him walking into this circus?
01:02:01Whatever.
01:02:02It's my night.
01:02:03I'm not going to waste time on drama.
01:02:06No way.
01:02:07He has got women throwing themselves at him.
01:02:09I am stripping you bare and throwing you in the banquet hall where you belong.
01:02:13Let everyone see that you are a cheater who can't get over her ex.
01:02:20You?
01:02:24I actually got a job here.
01:02:26Working security.
01:02:28Drop my name.
01:02:29I'll make sure to give real good care of you.
01:02:31Where is Caitlyn?
01:02:33Oh, you haven't heard?
01:02:34Your precious Caitlyn already climbed into the chairman's son's bed.
01:02:38You're a playing hero.
01:02:39The idiot is you.
01:02:41You never had a clue who she really is.
01:02:47Ah!
01:02:51Caitlyn, you okay?
01:02:53What do you think?
01:02:56Well, clearly I worried for nothing.
01:03:04You idiot.
01:03:06Kick these troublemakers out.
01:03:07Now.
01:03:09Shut your mouth.
01:03:10Show some respect to the chairman's son.
01:03:12What?
01:03:13He's the chairman's son.
01:03:20Captain, enjoy your uniform tonight.
01:03:22It's the last time you'll ever wear it.
01:03:25So you're the chairman's son?
01:03:29Heard the chairman's son refused to take over the company.
01:03:32Total fallout.
01:03:33Yeah.
01:03:33Chairman said he's dead to the family.
01:03:35Cut him off completely.
01:03:38You're the screw-up son.
01:03:40What if your dad finds out that you're messing around with another man's wife?
01:03:44Where will he hide that shame?
01:03:47Have you touched me tonight?
01:03:49Tomorrow, I go straight to the FAA.
01:03:52And your CO.
01:03:54FAA.
01:03:55Tonight's investigation is joint FAA and DOD cleared.
01:03:59And as for Major Lewis Brady...
01:04:03Perhaps I should introduce myself more properly.
01:04:07Lieutenant Colonel Caitlyn Bradshaw.
01:04:09United States Air Force Combat Wing.
01:04:12Call sign Phoenix.
01:04:14I'm his CO.
01:04:17You, Air Force.
01:04:19Since when does Lieutenant Colonel wash my underwear every day?
01:04:25Read it closely, Captain.
01:04:27My commanding officer just happens to be the ex-wife you love to trash.
01:04:34No, this is fake.
01:04:36Forging a military ID is a federal felony.
01:04:38Are you insane?
01:04:39You are a useless housewife.
01:04:41No man wants you.
01:04:43You, an Air Force lieutenant.
01:04:46Then I'm the first lady.
01:04:57Lieutenant Colonel Bradshaw.
01:04:59Report.
01:05:03Impossible.
01:05:04You're not a lieutenant colonel.
01:05:05Why did you crawl into our home like a desperate dog?
01:05:08That's a good question.
01:05:10When I came back from combat, I had PTSD.
01:05:13I thought a quiet family life would be my safe harbor, but it was the worst mistake of my life.
01:05:19FAA.
01:05:20Caitlyn, what are you actually doing here today?
01:05:23Under the Federal Aviation Act and joint DOD directive, we are conducting an immediate and mandatory drug test on Carter
01:05:31Cohen.
01:05:31A drug test?
01:05:33This is personal revenge.
01:05:35Abuse of power.
01:05:36I refuse.
01:05:37I want my attorney.
01:05:39Last few months, you dodged eight random tests on technicalities.
01:05:43Tonight, you either pee in the cup or you're grounded permanently.
01:05:47Why so nervous?
01:05:48Unless you've done something that you really shouldn't have.
01:05:52No.
01:05:53Carter can't take a test tonight.
01:05:56Why would he refuse a drug test if he has nothing to hide?
01:06:00If a pilot builds a drug test, his career is over.
01:06:03He's been taking cold medication.
01:06:05Who knows what will show up on the test?
01:06:07That's not fair.
01:06:09If I've done nothing wrong, then I've got nothing to hide.
01:06:12Bring it.
01:06:13Now.
01:06:15Don't.
01:06:16Carter.
01:06:17This idiot.
01:06:18I've been clean.
01:06:19Booze, pills, everything for a month.
01:06:21Think I came unprepared?
01:06:22Don't do it.
01:06:24No credit.
01:06:25Please.
01:06:26FAA rules.
01:06:27Refusal on site is treated as positive.
01:06:33Idiot.
01:06:34If I refuse, they'll think I'm dirty.
01:06:37Drug test.
01:06:38Now.
01:06:39Let's do it.
01:06:40Don't go, you idiot.
01:06:42I've been waiting for this captaincy for a decade.
01:06:45When that test comes back negative, you'll all apologize.
01:06:48On your knees.
01:07:04Positive.
01:07:06What?
01:07:08No.
01:07:09No.
01:07:09Absolutely.
01:07:10No way.
01:07:11I told you.
01:07:18If you're not hooked, how do I keep you?
01:07:22I told you not to do it.
01:07:24You've been drugging me behind my back.
01:07:26Carter Cohen, your drug test was positive, endangering public safety.
01:07:31I am grounding you in a full investigation.
01:07:34Let's nap.
01:07:47Mr. Carter Cohen, your mortgage is in default.
01:07:50Property and vehicles are entering foreclosure.
01:07:53You've got 24 hours to gather your personal items and leave.
01:08:16It's gone.
01:08:18Everything is over.
01:08:19I can't fly anymore.
01:08:25This is your fault, you bitch.
01:08:27Oh, I'm not going to let you get away with this.
01:08:29No.
01:08:31If it wasn't for you, I'd still be a respected captain.
01:08:34I'd have a wife, a daughter.
01:08:35You destroyed everything.
01:08:38Don't pence on me.
01:08:39You cheated.
01:08:40You chose to get high and you enjoyed every second of it.
01:08:42Shut your mouth.
01:08:45No wonder Kate caught you trashy throughout.
01:08:49I should have never played captain's wife.
01:08:51I should have cleaned you out and fucking run.
01:08:55You fucking bitch.
01:08:56I'll fucking kill you.
01:08:58No.
01:09:02Bitch.
01:09:03I'm going to fucking kill you.
01:09:06You ruined me.
01:09:07My Kaelin.
01:09:10Kaelin.
01:09:10Lewis.
01:09:12And you.
01:09:13You all ruined me.
01:09:24I'll take you all out with me.
01:09:27Straight to hell.
01:09:34carter's blacklisted from the industry now he's radioactive no airline's gonna touch him
01:09:38he's grounded that's the only responsible thing left today is carter's birthday and
01:09:45in my first life the day he took his first flight as captain and crashed this time the
01:09:52nightmare ends here mom help me i thought you were at school what happened mom he said he was
01:10:01taking us to cancun but then he locked me in here and he's acting really scary
01:10:10carter where is my daughter tell mommy we're just going on a little birthday adventure okay
01:10:15she didn't want to spend my birthday with me so i said what if mommy comes too
01:10:21you were insane what do you want today was supposed to be my first flight as captain
01:10:26ladies and gentlemen welcome aboard flight 307 to cancun you're grounded you want to add
01:10:32kidnapping charges to that all of this is because of you you want your daughter come get her let's
01:10:38have a real family reading nice and complete
01:10:44lewis the cancun flight today pull up the passenger and crew manifest right now carter's probably on
01:10:49that plane
01:10:53i already ran it there's no carter no lindsay no he knows every back door at that airport
01:10:58he probably slipped on without a trace what is he doing here we can't wait i'm calling the airline
01:11:03we need to ground the flight full cabin suite on one unverified call they're gonna think it's a
01:11:08prank how long till wheels up 30 minutes where are you going i'm getting on that plane are you insane
01:11:15if he rigged something now i'm going to be the one to stop it last night i watched him destroy
01:11:21everything this time no one dies because of him
01:11:27ma'am we're closing the doors please take a seat
01:11:32same seat same flight attendant same faces is this really fate no i won't let that crash happen again
01:11:54what are you doing here get off the plane you know it's dangerous i don't know what's coming
01:11:59whatever it is i want to face it with you
01:12:05ladies and gentlemen this is your captain carter cohen today is my birthday and my first flight in
01:12:11the left seat our destination is very special straight to hell
01:12:15let me let me know
01:12:16let me know
01:12:16this is insane someone do something
01:12:20sir guys you can't open that start stay
01:12:22hi Jackie never since that let me be alone
01:12:30everyone sit down buckle up now we are u.s air force pilots i swear to you we will get
01:12:36you home
01:12:36Stay safe.
01:12:43Lindsay, stay calm.
01:12:44Your mom's gonna get you out of here, okay?
01:12:46It's too late.
01:12:47It's too late.
01:12:48Landed a bomb on the left compressor.
01:12:50It's gonna blow us all up.
01:12:52My mom is an ace pilot.
01:12:54She'll save us all.
01:12:58Katelyn, you made it.
01:13:00Look at the sunset.
01:13:01It's beautiful.
01:13:02Just like the first day we met.
01:13:08I'm too late.
01:13:10Our little family's going down together.
01:13:13You wanna die, fine.
01:13:14But you don't need to take a plane of innocent people with you!
01:13:19It's too late.
01:13:20If I can't be captain,
01:13:22I'm gonna be grim reaper at this flight.
01:13:25Three, two, one!
01:13:32It blew!
01:13:33It blew!
01:13:35My attention is gone.
01:13:37Hydraulic is dead.
01:13:39In 30 seconds we're gonna be diving.
01:13:42Ace or not,
01:13:43we're going down together!
01:13:47Mayday! Mayday!
01:13:49This is Lieutenant Colonel Phoenix, United States Air Force.
01:13:51I am taking command of this aircraft.
01:14:07Caleb!
01:14:07You okay?
01:14:08Hydraulics are gone.
01:14:10This commercial jet can't take the G's in civilian.
01:14:12Switch to combat and override it now.
01:14:14You are my propeller.
01:14:15Copy that.
01:14:19Engage counter-terrorism flight override.
01:14:21We lost that thrust.
01:14:27Thunderstorm dead ahead.
01:14:28We're way around it.
01:14:29Gotta punch through it.
01:14:30Then we'll punch through it.
01:14:35This is your acting captain, Caitlin.
01:14:38The left engine has failed.
01:14:39We are entering a storm south.
01:14:42I know you're scared.
01:14:43I am too.
01:14:45But stay seated.
01:14:46Help the people around you.
01:14:48I promise you.
01:14:50I'm bringing us home.
01:14:57Everyone, stay calm.
01:14:59My mom is an Air Force Ace pilot,
01:15:00and if she said we're going home,
01:15:02we're going home.
01:15:05Hold it steady, Lewis.
01:15:07Max right thrust.
01:15:10Caitlin?
01:15:11Can we make it out of this?
01:15:14Will you go out with me?
01:15:22You gotta land this thing first, Major.
01:15:46Lewis?
01:15:48You ready?
01:15:51Speed 140 knots.
01:15:53Runway confirmed.
01:15:56Sit right steady.
01:16:03Come on.
01:16:04Come on.
01:16:06Come on.
01:16:15Come on.
01:16:16Come on.
01:16:17Come on.
01:16:20Come on.
01:16:21Come on.
01:16:23Come on.
01:16:23Come on.
01:16:24Ladies and gentlemen,
01:16:26this is your captain, Caitlin Bradshaw.
01:16:29We are safely on the ground.
01:16:33Destination.
01:16:34A new life.
01:16:35We're alive!
01:16:43Mom, you're all over the news.
01:16:46In a stunning display of skill,
01:16:49a pilot has landed a crumpled jet safely.
01:16:56She is a hero.
01:17:08Up there.
01:17:09I said if we landed, be my girlfriend,
01:17:12changed my mind.
01:17:13Oh?
01:17:14You're backing out already?
01:17:16Lieutenant Colonel, Caitlin Bradshaw.
01:17:19Ma'am?
01:17:21You saved every soul on that plane.
01:17:23You saved me.
01:17:24I'm not a man.
01:17:31Bury me.
01:17:33Say yes!
01:17:34Say yes!
01:17:35Say yes!
01:17:37Say yes!
01:17:39Say yes!
01:17:40Say yes!
01:17:40Say yes!
01:17:40Say yes!
01:17:41Say yes!
01:17:41Say yes!
01:17:44Oh, thank you!
01:17:49Woo!
01:17:50Yay!
01:17:52Yay!
01:17:52Yay!
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