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00:04sorry i what's got you so focused you forgot how to walk
00:10get back i give it back beg me
00:20get off me nerd
00:27don't laugh shut the hell up
00:39go pick that ball up or i'm gonna make you regret it
00:50let him go oh come on marcus you mess with him every day now you're playing hero
00:56only i get to bully him
01:01touch him again and i'll twist your head off and use it as a soccer ball
01:07you okay mind your own business he's right this is all your fault and now you're acting like some
01:12hero marcus listen to me the person i hate most in this world is you
01:22lucas i bully you because i fucking like you
01:31lucas you're home i made you your favorite hot cocoa spare me the fake nice i know what you're doing
01:38you you know you're trying to win me over but let me make this clear
01:42you will never be the lady of this house
01:48what the hell is that were you trying to poison me
01:58your father won't marry me because of you if you're alive i'll never inherit his fortune
02:04so i have to get rid of you if my dad finds out you tried to hurt me
02:09he'll never marry a psycho like you too bad you won't get the chance to tell him
02:14die
02:21marcus what are you doing here i came down the chimney lucas i need to explain why i mess with
02:26you
02:42let go of me
02:55okay either i'm dead or i blacked out at a renaissance fair what are you a flying paper
03:01cut ah our prince charming is finally awake i am the guardian sprite of fairy tales you awaken me so
03:07i brought you into this storybook
03:12oh my god i look like a rejected disney extra
03:17why am i dressed like prince chanam's cousin who sells essential oils
03:21how can i leave this ridiculous place
03:25your highness
03:26the king commands you to depart at once to marry the princess snow white of the neighboring kingdom
03:30snow white absolutely not i'm gay
03:33i'm not about to drag some innocent girl into a straight marriage starter pack
03:37that's emotional terrorism
03:40you have got to be kidding me
03:42good morning princess snow white sleep well
03:46i'm a guy do you see the stubble the adam's apple the entire male anatomy package
03:50hmm yeah that's not supposed to happen
03:54okay looks like we've got a role assignment error
03:57let me file a ticket with fairy tale tech support
04:01oh great so how long is the wait time three business centuries
04:05why won't this thing come off i want men's clothes pants
04:08a hoodie literally anything with sleeves that aren't made in
04:11can't your character is snow white snow white has a dress it's
04:15in the contract i never signed anything
04:17you did you just didn't read the terms and conditions like everyone else
04:22look you got unlimited dresses fresh options daily it's basically princess netflix
04:31no no no no stop all right ready to meet your prince charming
04:36he'll be here soon to marry you what i'm straight i don't like men tell me how to
04:42get out of this nightmare easy you just have to truly fall in
04:45love with prince charming you're insane
04:49you inherited your father's heroic masculinity um princess the queen request your presence
04:59what is it oh my god lucas you're snow white
05:06this is amazing the evil queen yeah that tracks you're dressed like a walking jewelry store
05:13afraid people might miss how greedy you are oh my dear lucas in here i'm the queen
05:19i have everything and honestly i'm in love with this place and you are the key back to reality
05:28so if i want to stay here i'll have to kill you you're sure he's the coldest killer in the
05:35kingdom
05:37yes your majesty he's the infamous hunter nicknamed
05:41mr alpha male i hate women especially women prettier than me so snow white the most beautiful cannot be
05:49allowed to live
05:52leave your snow white to me
06:06die snow white
06:13snow white is a man a man and he's hot
06:20who the hell are you i'm your secret lover
06:26snow white's taste is a felony i get it you're the queen's assassin she sent you to kill me she
06:32she told me to eliminate you she just forgot to mention you're a man and exactly my type i've
06:40changed my mind a face like yours i couldn't possibly pull the trigger
06:47you you don't come any closer the entire palace is under the queen's control she won't stop until
06:53you're dead but i can protect you whether you come with me is your choice you protect me that's right
07:01i'm the coldest killer alive mr alpha male he actually let that little trash escape issue a kingdom-wide
07:10manhunt now a princess with an adam's apple chest hair shouldn't be hard to spot
07:18for the last time i am not marrying snow white i only want lucas your highness bad news snow
07:23white has gone missing missing perfect this snow white has a suspicious amount of testosterone
07:30wait snow white is lucas
07:37i i can't run anymore
07:43hide
07:47i'll go distract them you head east and find your fiancee prince charming he will protect you
07:54but what about you don't worry i'm a mr alpha male a few guards can't hurt me remember never enter
08:02the enchanted forest there are seven total psychos in there nobody who goes in ever makes it out alive
08:11damn he's handsome too bad he doesn't like men wait does he actually like men or not
08:19hey you ugly freaks come and catch me
08:25damn this dress damn the queen damn this fairy tale
08:34princess snow white her majesty request your return to the palace
08:40and what if i say no then you'll suffer a little
08:49marcus what the hell is this jerk doing here as long as i'm here
08:53nobody can lay a finger on him
08:54someone thinks a little too highly of themselves
09:02what are you doing stop it
09:05hold the unstoppable secret technique tickle attack
09:16are you okay you're wearing a prince's uniform
09:21you're prince charming
09:24no no no if you're prince charming i'd rather die or stuck here forever lucas still hates me i should
09:30hide my identity for now and give him time i'm not i'm not prince charming i'm his half brother prince
09:40charging prince prince charging what the hell is that look bright enough to light a whole kingdom
09:46that's why they call me prince charging even your horse looks gay as hell
09:54i'm heading to find my brother prince charming why don't we go together no thanks there are wild
09:59beasts around here it's dangerous alone well even if i'm wearing this stupid dress i'm still a man
10:05i'm not afraid of any beasts
10:14so want to reconsider my offer and just so you know there's more than one snake out here
10:19oh damn it i might actually need this jerk to protect me fine whatever
10:30stop in broad daylight what are you doing fixing my shirt what did you think
10:39damn his body is actually amazing if you want to look you can be bold i'd be honored if my
10:46muscles
10:46have your approval who's looking narcissist then do you want to touch them what what are you doing
10:59i know you want me to i don't
11:05kissing a man actually feels pretty good
11:20baby open up a little more
11:22come on no marcus oh
11:36thank god it was just a dream lucas lucas get a grip you're straight stop having stupid dreams
11:43like that and the guys you hate the most i'm straight i'm straight being queen feels wonderful
11:52even my hair is smoother than before the this is my hair what happened to my hair wow this means
12:02snow white and prince charming have met what from now on every time their relationship grows a little
12:08deeper you'll lose another patch of hair and when they truly fall in love your head will become one
12:15perfectly smooth boiled egg
12:18no lucas marcus i'll kill you both
12:23spread my order hunt down snow white across the entire kingdom alive or dead
12:28your majesty perhaps the legendary magic mirror could cure your boldness right the all-knowing
12:34mirror it has to be able to fix my hair go find that mirror immediately i want it brought
12:41to me within three days lucas once i catch you i'll gonna pluck every single hair off your head
12:53look is that a princess princess that's obviously a man a man who likes wearing dresses
13:00hey handsome cute dress mind lend it to my big sis sometime
13:05just ignore them i hate this dress oh my goodness whose daughter is this she's so tall
13:17mom that lady has stubble don't say nonsense apologize to the lady wait
13:25he really does have stubble i'm a man a man in a dress
13:29it's sick calm down don't bother with them
13:38look there's a hot girl bathing man tonight's our lucky night
13:44why does the voice sound like a guy you know nothing androger and your beauty is trendy
13:53it's a man my eyes hey i haven't even screamed yet what are you screaming
13:57i swear i'll never peek at bathing girls again please stop sending cross-dressing dudes to test me
14:03i've had enough of this sprite fairy whatever just get out here right now
14:12i want to get rid of this damn dress
14:15well it's not impossible play a game with me and you can change it what game look
14:26no way whatever the game is i won't play anything with him hey what did i do to you this
14:31time then i
14:32guess you'll just keep wearing the dress honestly the more i look at it on you the better it suits
14:37you
14:38fine what game blindfold feeding lucas puts on the blindfold marcus sits three meters away lucas has to
14:48walk over and feed the strawberry to marcus that's it easy peasy but you can't use your hands you have
14:54to hold the strawberry in your mouth what kind of perverted game is that what's wrong scared who's
15:00scared i'll just pretend i'm feeding a pet okay
15:23where are you touching shut up
15:37oh my god does this count as kissing marcus this is a straight man's greatest humiliation
15:43his lips are just as soft as in my dream
15:48wait why am i reacting no no no that's impossible what's wrong stomach ache i'm fine don't come closer
15:55ho ho i see what's going on now shut up
16:01you know i'm actually the same as you
16:05take some time wait does this mean i've actually been turned gay
16:13cooled off yet time to change the clothes
16:17finally i can get out of that damn dress
16:22i can't reveal my identity to lucas just yet please keep it a secret for me this is getting
16:27good the plot just keeps getting juicier do you think you're watching a reality show
16:41hungry
16:42hungry no i'm fine here
16:45thirsty i said i'm fine
16:49cold drop it i'm not cold
16:56i've never seen such a beautiful flower this is for you just so you know this adorable little flower
17:02water completely poisonous
17:08it has no taste at all i want juice although there's no juice honey water on the house
17:14and trust me we got plenty you're not trying to watch me marcus don't do it
17:22this is gonna end badly
17:41it's all your fault we almost got stung to death and you're still laughing
17:46you're still cute when you're mad no no no i'm straight totally straight from now on you must
17:54stay at least one meter away from me
18:04marcus at your service pull me up right now didn't you just tell me to keep more than a meter
18:10away from
18:10you this pit looks at least three meters deep which meets your requirement perfectly marcus stop
18:16messing around but you literally make that rule like five seconds ago
18:20asshole just wait till i get up there i swear i'm gonna mess you up why don't you climb up
18:24here first
18:25then we'll talk marcus come back jerk all that talk about liking me was a lie bullying me at school
18:33and now abandoning me i almost believed him crying
18:39idiot didn't you leave what are you doing back here silly boy i'd never leave you here
18:45grab on i'll pull you up i've got you
18:56aren't you the captain of the football team how come you're so weak
18:59maybe because you're happier than you look i'm literally standard weight the real problem
19:03here is you're weak fine fine it's all my fault
19:08you can scoot a little closer trust me it's way warmer over here
19:12in your dreams i'd rather freeze to death fine have it your way idiot freezing your ass off and
19:18still pretending you're fine
19:22damn it why am i in his arms
19:26hmm no wonder he won prom king two years in a row
19:30he really is good looking you're awake i i i was just
19:41what the hell are you doing
19:45lucas i'm sorry i just let me tell you marcus i'm straight i could never like you i was just
19:49being
19:50impulsive i'll never forgive you for bullying me at school you make me sick
19:55what did you say i said you make me sick there is no way i'd ever fall for a jerk
20:00like you
20:02you're right i am a jerk i'm such an idiot for falling for you marcus let go of me i'm
20:07such a fool
20:08for doing everything i could to get your attention for trying to protect you this whole time but from now
20:13on i'm not gonna like you anymore i finally got rid of this jerk i should be happy but why
20:20do i feel
20:20so lost we need to figure out how to get out of here marcus i heard you
20:32grab it
20:46thanks let's go
20:54marcus where are you
21:19i said run do you hear me no i can't leave you to face this alone
21:31lucas get out of here i can't hold it off much longer but you what i said before i didn't
21:37mean
21:37it i lie to you what i still fucking like you i've liked you since middle school and i never
21:43stopped
21:51i'm not leaving you here
21:52i'm not leaving you here
22:22he actually risked his life to save me after i was so mean to him i said you make me
22:28sick there is
22:29no way i'd ever fall for a jerk like you did i go too far with what i said
22:34if it weren't for him those scars would probably be on me
22:40it's ready you first
22:43marcus i said those things earlier out of anger too
22:47i know i was way out of line i'm sorry lucas
22:51would you just give us a chance
22:53i don't expect you to say yes right now i just want to know
22:57is there even a tiny chance you could ever like me
23:00how could i ever like a guy it should be an easy answer so why is it so hard to
23:04say
23:05i'm sorry i can't i'm really grateful you saved my life
23:10but i'm straight and i'll never be anything else i i'm sorry
23:16i get it i respect your choice
23:21but i'm still gonna like you anyway
23:27i'm finally free of his nonsense so why don't feel happy at all
23:31get a grip lucas you're just grateful he saved you you're not gay
23:37a glowing flower never seen one of those before
23:40it smells special
23:45it's so hot what's going on
24:04marcus
24:09what's wrong
24:12what's wrong
24:13i want you
24:20you've got a fever why are you burning up
24:31lucas are you drunk there isn't even any alcohol out here
24:34marcus i know you want me
24:37you're not thinking straight i'm not taking advantage of you like this
24:40i don't
25:07Don't.
25:09Don't what?
25:11Don't stop.
25:19Oh my god.
25:22What am I doing?
25:23Stop.
25:23Just stop.
25:25No.
25:25I like this.
25:27No.
25:28It has to be that damn pollen.
25:32What are you gonna do?
25:33Kill me?
25:34No.
25:36You're gonna be my servant.
25:42And now I'm ordering you.
25:44Take me.
25:46Yes, your highness.
26:00Huh.
26:05Oh!
26:08Oh!
26:10Oh!
26:12Oh!
26:13Oh!
26:14Oh!
26:15Oh!
26:28Morning.
26:29Don't touch me!
26:31So now you're denying everything?
26:33You were pretty eager last night.
26:36I-I-I don't remember any of it.
26:38And if you tell anyone about last night, I'll cut your tongue out.
26:41This is all that stupid flower's fault.
26:43I only lost control because that damn pollen!
26:46Pollen can't create desire.
26:48It only amplifies what's already there.
26:50Admit it, Lucas.
26:51You want me.
26:53Do I really want him?
26:55No.
26:56There's no way this bastard turned me gay.
27:00That's Prince Charming's castle.
27:02Tomorrow, you'll finally meet him.
27:03Great.
27:04After tomorrow, I won't have to see your annoying face ever again.
27:08Why does it feel like my heart is breaking?
27:10That flower must have fried my brain.
27:12I'm just used to having him around all the time.
27:15That's all.
27:16Don't worry.
27:18Once I get back to the real world, everything will go back to normal.
27:24The last glowing thing we found was an aphrodisiac flower.
27:27Don't tell me this glowing water is some kind of love potion, too.
27:30Why don't you take a sip and find out?
27:34Well, look who finally made it here.
27:36You again?
27:37Every time you show up, something bad happens.
27:39Relax.
27:40I'm just here for the show this time.
27:42This is the Spring of Desire.
27:44If you look into it, you'll see what your heart wants most.
27:47Oh, yeah?
27:48Then let's see what I want most.
27:49Probably a massive feast back in the real world.
27:53Back off.
27:54Okay.
27:55Okay.
28:03No way.
28:04The thing I want most is him.
28:06What did you see?
28:07Why are you so red?
28:08Nothing.
28:09I just...
28:09I just saw a beautiful woman bathing.
28:11A beautiful woman bathing?
28:12You really are straight.
28:15You can fool him, but not me.
28:17I know exactly what you saw.
28:20It must be because I'm Snow White.
28:22Maybe this body's female hormones are messing with my head.
28:25Stop lying to yourself.
28:27The Spring of Desire is never wrong.
28:30Do I really like him?
28:32What are you two whispering about?
28:33We were just talking about Lucas' deepest desire.
28:36Shut up!
28:37I'm an honest elf.
28:38My mother raised me never to lie.
28:40Please.
28:41You're just here for the drama.
28:43What are you two even talking about?
28:44Why can't you tell me?
28:46I saw us kissing!
28:48Really?
28:48Lucas, you like me too, don't you?
28:50So what if I do?
28:52I have to fall in love with Prince Charming if I want to leave this place.
28:56Marcus, we can't be together.
28:58It's time to tell Lucas who I really am.
29:00Lucas, wait!
29:01Lucas, there's something I have to tell you.
29:03I'm actually...
29:13Joanna sent them?
29:15No idea.
29:16But they don't look friendly.
29:17On three, we run in opposite directions.
29:20You think you can outrun them?
29:21Pretty sure you failed P.E.
29:23I was the 10-meter sprint champion in kindergarten, thank you very much.
29:28Your Highness Prince Charming, we finally found you!
29:31Your Highness!
29:32You're Prince Charming?
29:35Your Highness?
29:36And this is...
29:37He's Snow White, my fiancé.
29:40No, my fiancé.
29:42Not that either.
29:43Whatever.
29:44He's the one I love.
29:45He's the legendary Snow White with the stubble?
29:47I don't care if he's a man or a woman.
29:49He's the one I'm going to marry.
29:51But His Majesty has given strict orders.
29:54He cannot accept two men marrying.
29:56This Snow White is forbidden from entering the castle.
29:58That old fossil!
29:59People are out here falling in love with ChatGPT.
30:01Lucas is at least a real human being.
30:04His Majesty also said that if you insist on marrying him,
30:07he'll hang your embarrassing baby pics at the castle gate.
30:10Your embarrassing baby pictures?
30:12Your king's got a pretty good sense of humor.
30:16Wait.
30:17So you were fucking lying to me this whole time?
30:20Lucas, I'm sorry.
30:21I didn't mean to deceive you.
30:23I was afraid that if you knew the truth...
30:24I finally accepted my feelings for you.
30:27And all this time, you were just making a fool out of me.
30:30No!
30:30Lucas, I like you.
30:32I would never hurt you.
30:33Enough!
30:33I hate being lied to more than anything.
30:36Lucas, I was wrong.
30:37Please, just let me explain.
30:42Hey, wrong way!
30:44That's the Enchanted Forest!
30:45The Enchanted Forest?
30:46The one no one's ever made it out of alive?
30:49Damn it.
30:51Liar!
30:52You kept saying you liked me,
30:53but you were lying to me the whole time!
31:04Who's there?
31:05Another stupid just wandered in.
31:08Perfect.
31:09It's been forever since we've had fresh meat.
31:11He looks delicious.
31:13Oh, crap.
31:14I must have stumbled into the legendary seven villains.
31:18God, I'd kill for a Big Mac right now.
31:23Nope, I can't hold it in.
31:25Did you see his face?
31:27He went completely white.
31:29Ha ha ha ha!
31:35You guys are the legendary seven villains?
31:38You ever seen demons this handsome?
31:41We're not demons.
31:42We're victims.
31:43Victims?
31:45We used to be guards for the evil queen,
31:47but she wanted us to take turns being her lovers.
31:50Monday through Sunday.
31:51No repeats.
31:52We're respectable guards, okay?
31:54Not rent boys.
31:55Why would we ever agree to that?
31:56So she got mad,
31:57threw us into the Enchanted Forest,
31:59and trapped us here with dark magic.
32:01I can't believe the seven dwarves from the fairy tale
32:03actually have it this rough.
32:05We've been stuck here so long.
32:07We're dying of boredom.
32:08But hey, now you're here.
32:10At least we've got a new face around.
32:11What's your name?
32:12Where are you from?
32:13Do you have a girlfriend?
32:14Please.
32:14That's outdated.
32:15Gay is in now.
32:17So, do you have a boyfriend?
32:19Oh, so there is someone.
32:21No!
32:21Nothing like that!
32:22Then why are you blushing?
32:25I...
32:26I'm hot.
32:27Okay?
32:28Tell us more.
32:35We have a witness who says
32:36Snow White ran into the Enchanted Forest.
32:39You boys wouldn't happen to know where he is, would you?
32:41Wait.
32:41Is that guy Snow White?
32:43By order of the queen,
32:44if you reveal Snow White's whereabouts,
32:46your freedom will be restored.
32:51They know I'm Snow White now?
32:54Are they gonna hand me over?
32:56Oof.
32:57You're too late.
32:58What do you mean?
32:59Snow White got eaten by a beast
33:01the second he ran into the Enchanted Forest.
33:03I saw it with my own eyes.
33:04It was brutal.
33:06Total bloodbath.
33:07Want me to take you to the scene?
33:08Though fair warning,
33:09you probably won't be able to eat for days.
33:12No, no, no.
33:13That won't be necessary.
33:14As long as I've got something
33:16to report back to the queen.
33:17Head back and inform the queen
33:19Snow White is dead.
33:27Hey!
33:28They're gone!
33:28You're safe now!
33:30Why did you help me?
33:31Because we hate that old witch of a queen.
33:33The enemy of our enemy is our friend.
33:38Your Majesty!
33:39Word from the guard,
33:40Snow White is dead!
33:43Finally!
33:44That little noose is dead.
33:46So my hair should grow back now, right?
33:48Oh!
33:49Oh!
33:50No, no, no, no!
33:51No, no!
33:54I thought my hair was supposed to grow back once he died!
33:59That's because Snow White isn't dead.
34:01Who are you?
34:02I'm the all-knowing magic mirror.
34:04Oh, wow, Your Majesty,
34:05that hair is a bold choice.
34:07Shut up!
34:07Just tell me how to get my hair back!
34:09As long as Snow White and Prince Charming
34:11never fall in love,
34:12your hair will grow back.
34:14I'm going to the enchanted forest
34:15and killing him myself!
34:17Your Majesty,
34:17those three hairs of yours
34:18would be gone in one gust of wind.
34:20Shut up!
34:21Let me do it.
34:22I hate couples more than anything.
34:23The second I see them acting all sweet,
34:25I want to lose it.
34:26All he has to do
34:27is take one bite of this apple pie
34:30and it's over.
34:32It's been days
34:33and that bastard Marcus
34:35still hasn't come looking for me.
34:36Figures.
34:37You can't trust a word men say.
34:42Who are you?
34:43I'm the little match girl's sister.
34:45The little apple pie girl.
34:47Sister,
34:47with those wrinkles,
34:48you look more like the little apple pie grandma.
34:51Oh, I have never seen
34:52such a handsome man in my life.
34:54Apple pie handsome?
34:56Wow.
34:57Smells incredible.
34:58Go on, it's free.
35:00Wait.
35:00Apples in fairy tales are always poisoned.
35:02You're not Joanna, are you?
35:06Who's Joanna?
35:07In fairy tales,
35:08the evil queen dresses up as an old woman
35:10and tricks Snow White
35:11into eating a poisoned apple.
35:13Joanna,
35:14stop pretending.
35:15I'm not her.
35:17I'm just the little apple pie girl.
35:19I know that's your disguise, Joanna.
35:21And your makeup is terrible.
35:23Hey,
35:23you can question my character,
35:25but not my makeup skills.
35:27Come on,
35:28let's rip the mask off her.
35:33No, no, stop.
35:36So,
35:37you really aren't Joanna.
35:38I told you I wasn't,
35:40and you still ripped my clothes off.
35:41Sorry,
35:42I got it wrong.
35:43I offered you free apple pie,
35:45and somehow I'm the bad guy.
35:47Okay, okay,
35:48don't cry.
35:48I'll eat it.
35:49I'll eat it.
35:52Lucas!
35:53Lucas!
35:55What are you doing here?
35:57I've been looking for you this whole time.
35:59Looking for me?
36:00What,
36:00so you could keep lying to me?
36:02Lucas,
36:02can you stop being impossible for one second?
36:04I'm impossible?
36:05You're the one who's heartless,
36:06shameless,
36:06and impossible.
36:07How am I heartless?
36:07How am I shameless?
36:08How am I impossible?
36:09How are you not heartless?
36:10How are you not shameless?
36:10How are you not impossible?
36:12Fine.
36:13Even if I am heartless,
36:14shameless,
36:15and impossible.
36:15What are you two doing?
36:16Practicing a damn tongue twister?
36:19Handsome.
36:20Want some apple pie?
36:21Might help you calm down.
36:22I'm not hungry.
36:23Come on.
36:25Eat a little.
36:26You need energy
36:27if you're going to keep arguing.
36:28I said,
36:29I'm not hungry.
36:30Just one bite.
36:31God,
36:31you're annoying.
36:32Can't you see we're in the middle of something?
36:34Fine.
36:34I'll eat it.
36:35Happy?
36:42Get it out.
36:43Do you have any idea how hard that was to make?
36:45I pulled three all-nighters on that pie.
36:49Let go.
36:50What are you doing?
36:51Let him go.
36:52So you do still care about me?
36:53God,
36:54I hate couples like you.
36:56Will you two die
36:57if you stop acting lovey-dooby
36:58for one second?
37:00Come on.
37:00Calm down.
37:01Don't do anything stupid.
37:02You can always make another one.
37:05Seriously?
37:05It was just an apple pie.
37:07That was my masterpiece!
37:09I spent forever perfecting that poison blend!
37:12Wait,
37:12so you really were sent by Joanna?
37:14Well,
37:15obviously.
37:15Why else would I drag myself
37:17into this dump of a forest
37:18to deliver apple pie?
37:19As long as we're here,
37:21you're not hurting Lucas.
37:22I wasn't even planning to hurt him.
37:24A man that handsome
37:25is practically in danger.
37:27But the queen gave me orders.
37:28No matter what it takes,
37:30I have to keep him
37:31and Prince Charmin apart.
37:33Help!
37:33He's trying to stab me!
37:34I'm not!
37:35I was just...
37:39Please!
37:43As long as I'm here,
37:44you're not laying a finger on Lucas.
37:46I...
37:46I wasn't trying to hurt him.
37:48I was going to kill myself.
37:51I failed my mission.
37:53If I go back,
37:54the queen will punish me anyway.
37:55Might as well end it myself.
37:57Oh.
37:58Sorry.
37:59My bad.
38:00Well,
38:00be our guest.
38:03Wait!
38:04Your job is to keep Snow White
38:06and Prince Charming
38:07from ending up together, right?
38:09Then wouldn't poisoning
38:10Prince Charming work
38:11just as well?
38:12Huh?
38:14You're right!
38:16Poisoning Prince Charming
38:17works just as well!
38:19Serves you right
38:19for being greedy
38:20and snatching someone else's food.
38:22That's what you get.
38:23Alright.
38:24Mission accomplished.
38:26What?
38:28You do realize
38:29that pie you just swallowed
38:30was poisoned, right?
38:32Right.
38:32The pie was poisoned!
38:37Water!
38:39Somebody get me water!
38:43I think I'm dying.
38:47Marcus actually took the fall for you.
38:49That is so moving!
38:52Is this what true love looks like?
38:54If somebody did that for me,
38:55I'd marry him on the spot.
38:56I don't care if it's a man,
38:57a woman,
38:58a cat,
38:58or a dog.
38:59He didn't even know
39:00the pie was poisoned.
39:01What's so moving about that?
39:02Yeah, but before that,
39:03he jumped into that pit for you.
39:05He fought a beast for you.
39:07Keep going
39:07and I'm gonna fall for him myself!
39:09Lying to you was wrong,
39:10but his feelings for you are real.
39:12Lucas, just forgive him.
39:13Yeah, come on.
39:13Just forgive him.
39:14Alright, alright.
39:15I get it, okay?
39:16Marcus,
39:16we just did you a huge favor.
39:18So how are you gonna thank us?
39:19Me?
39:20I'm poisoned!
39:21I'm dying here!
39:22Maybe help me first?
39:24Right!
39:24He's poisoned!
39:25Come on, think of something!
39:26Hmm.
39:27But you actually look pretty good.
39:29Your skin's kinda glowing.
39:30Maybe it was fake poison?
39:32Worst case,
39:32he gets diarrhea for a couple days.
39:34Okay.
39:35That's a relief.
39:38Marcus!
39:41Marcus!
39:43Okay,
39:43we know you hate him,
39:44but this is a little much.
39:45He really is poisoned!
39:47Come on,
39:48think of something!
39:49I heard my grandpa
39:50talk about a miracle cure once.
39:52Hot oil!
39:53Heat kills poison!
39:58This kind of worm
39:59feeds on toxins.
40:01If we put it inside Marcus,
40:02it'll suck all the poison
40:03out of his body.
40:08It says the best way
40:10to get poison out
40:10is to literally
40:11beat it out of him.
40:13Watch this.
40:16You didn't just
40:17break his ribs,
40:17did you?
40:23I've got another idea.
40:24Enough!
40:24At this rate,
40:25the poison won't kill him.
40:26You too will!
40:29Maybe there is one thing
40:30that might work.
40:31What?
40:31True love's kiss.
40:33In fairy tales,
40:34Snow White
40:34eats the poisoned apple,
40:36and Prince Charmia's kiss
40:37wakes her up.
40:38Yeah,
40:38but that's a fairy tale.
40:39This is the real world.
40:40You wouldn't get it.
40:41To me,
40:42this is the fairy tale.
40:43This isn't just
40:44an excuse to kiss him,
40:45is it?
40:45Like I need an excuse?
40:47We've kissed plenty
40:47of times already.
40:52I'm only doing this
40:53to save him.
40:56And he still says
40:57he's not gay.
41:02Why didn't it work?
41:03Maybe your kiss
41:04wasn't heartfelt enough?
41:05Shut up!
41:06I'm trying to save him!
41:07Kiss him again!
41:08Kiss him again!
41:10I refuse to believe
41:12I can't kiss you awake!
41:17Lucas,
41:18it's no use.
41:18He already missed
41:19the golden seven-hour window
41:20for antidotes.
41:22He's not breathing anymore.
41:23Lucas,
41:24I'm sorry.
41:25We should bury him
41:27in the prettiest garden
41:27in the enchanted forest.
41:29How could you just
41:30die like this?
41:31You said you'd
41:32protect me forever!
41:34If you're dead,
41:34who's supposed
41:35to protect me now?
41:36Marcus,
41:37you asshole!
41:38I never got to tell you.
41:40I fell for you
41:41a long time ago.
41:42Lucas,
41:43the grave's ready.
41:44It's time.
41:45I love you, Marcus.
41:50I love you, too.
41:51You're not dead?
41:53I woke up
41:53the first time
41:54you kissed me.
41:55Then why were you
41:55playing dead?
41:56Because I wanted
41:56to hear you say
41:57you loved me
41:57a few more times.
41:58Marcus!
41:59You were messing
42:00with me again!
42:02Lucas,
42:02thank you.
42:04You've made me
42:04the happiest man
42:05in the world.
42:11So this is what
42:12love looks like.
42:13We're leaving
42:14Lucas with you.
42:14You better take
42:15good care of him
42:16from now on.
42:18Thank you
42:19for taking care
42:20of me all this time.
42:23Wait!
42:24I just thought
42:25of a way
42:25to get you
42:25out of the
42:26enchanted forest.
42:28The way is...
42:35Lucas!
42:36Ah!
42:37You didn't
42:38finish your words!
42:39What was the way out?
42:40Lucas,
42:41come back!
42:42Wait.
42:43Could Lucas' method
42:44be true love's kiss?
42:47In your dreams!
42:49I am not kissing you!
42:50I mean,
42:51it wouldn't hurt
42:52to try.
43:04Your Majesty!
43:06Good news!
43:07Well,
43:07out with it.
43:08Mission accomplished.
43:09Prince Charming
43:10is dead.
43:11There's no way
43:11those two can end
43:12up together now.
43:13Really?
43:14I saw him eat
43:15the apple pie
43:16with my own eyes.
43:17He dropped dead
43:18right after.
43:20Excellent!
43:21If I can't poison
43:22that bitch
43:22Lucas to death,
43:23then poisoning
43:23his Prince Charming
43:24works just as well!
43:27So my hair
43:28should grow back
43:28now, right?
43:32What?
43:33Ah!
43:34What is going on?
43:36Didn't you say
43:37Prince Charming
43:38was dead?
43:38I saw him
43:39eat the pie myself!
43:41Then why is my hair
43:42still falling?
43:43Maybe...
43:44Maybe killing
43:45Prince Charming
43:45doesn't work
43:46the same way.
43:47Ah!
43:47I'm gonna kill you!
43:49Ah!
43:52Your Majesty?
43:54Your Majesty!
43:55Where are you?
43:56I haven't even
43:56told you who
43:57the fairest woman
43:58in the land is yet!
44:03Obviously me.
44:12I'm back?
44:17Was...
44:17Was all of that
44:18just a dream?
44:22If all of that
44:23was just a dream,
44:25then Marcus and I...
44:26You damn
44:27bald woman!
44:28Get away from me!
44:32Honey,
44:32you can't
44:33throw me out!
44:34You said
44:35you were going
44:35to marry me!
44:37I like women
44:38with hair!
44:38I do not want
44:39to wake up
44:40in the middle
44:40of the night
44:41thinking I'm
44:41holding a man!
44:42My hair
44:43will grow back!
44:44The doctor
44:44said it's
44:45hair loss
44:45from stress!
44:46Stress?
44:47You use my card
44:48every day
44:48to buy bags,
44:49shoes,
44:49and makeup!
44:50What exactly
44:50are you
44:51stressed about?
44:52If I were
44:52still Queen,
44:53I'd have
44:54your head
44:54chopped off,
44:55you old fool!
44:57Queen?
44:58So it wasn't
44:59a dream.
45:00It was real!
45:01I wasted
45:02years of my
45:03youth on
45:03an old fossil
45:04like you!
45:05You owe me
45:06a huge settlement!
45:07Joanna,
45:08you tried
45:08to poison me
45:09and you still
45:09think you deserve
45:10a payout?
45:10Want to see
45:11how fast
45:11I call
45:12the cops?
45:12You bitch!
45:13If it weren't
45:13for you,
45:14I'd still
45:14be the
45:14mighty queen!
45:15Joanna,
45:16don't forget,
45:17in fairy tales,
45:18the evil queen
45:18never gets
45:19a happy ending.
45:20In the fairy tale,
45:21Snow White
45:21falls for
45:22Prince Charming.
45:23What about you?
45:24Did you fall
45:25for your
45:25Prince Charming
45:26too,
45:26Snow White?
45:27Your father's
45:28such an old fossil,
45:29there's no way
45:30he'll accept
45:30the whole LGBT thing.
45:32He'll definitely
45:33throw you out.
45:34Queen?
45:34Snow White?
45:35Are you two
45:35doing cosplay
45:36or something?
45:37If I can't
45:37inherit your
45:38father's money,
45:39then you don't
45:39get to inherit
45:40it either!
45:42Lucas is my son.
45:44He's my only heir.
45:45What happens
45:45in this family
45:46is none of your
45:46business.
45:47Oh yeah?
45:47What if your
45:48only heir is
45:48gay?
45:49You're gay?
45:53I'm not...
45:54Not?
45:55Because I heard
45:56you and that
45:56boy Marcus
45:57were all over
45:58each other,
45:58hugging,
45:59kissing,
45:59the whole thing.
46:00Shut up!
46:02Dad,
46:03yeah,
46:04I...
46:06Dad,
46:07you're not mad?
46:08Truth is,
46:09I had a boyfriend
46:10when I was younger
46:11too.
46:11What?
46:12His name was Tom.
46:13Six foot three,
46:14eight pack abs,
46:15blonde hair,
46:16blue eyes,
46:17insanely hot.
46:19Anyway,
46:20that's all in the past.
46:21As long as you two
46:22really love each other,
46:23I don't care if it's
46:23a man or a woman.
46:26Wow,
46:27I had no idea
46:28gay was hereditary.
46:29Instead of stirring
46:29the pot,
46:30maybe you should
46:31focus on fixing
46:31that bald head
46:32of yours.
46:33Shut up!
46:36So,
46:37what was that
46:37boy's name again?
46:39Marcus.
46:40I have to go
46:41find him.
46:47Hey,
46:48nerd,
46:48lend us some money.
46:49Get lost,
46:50I don't have time
46:50for this.
46:51You know who we are
46:52and you still talk
46:53to us like that?
46:54I've dealt
46:55with the seven bullies.
46:56What are you two
46:56supposed to be?
46:57If you're not
46:58going to hand it over,
46:59don't blame us
47:00for what happens next.
47:03Try touching him.
47:04See what happens.
47:06If you run now,
47:07you might still make it.
47:08Come on,
47:09let's go.
47:09He's the football captain.
47:13You okay?
47:14Marcus!
47:15I missed you!
47:16Lucas!
47:18What are you doing?
47:21Marcus?
47:23Weren't we together?
47:24Together?
47:24Since when
47:25were we together?
47:26That's news to me.
47:27You don't remember?
47:29Prince Charming?
47:30The Enchanted Forest?
47:31The Seven Boys?
47:32Lucas,
47:33what are you even
47:33talking about?
47:34You ate the
47:35poisoned apple pie.
47:36I kissed you.
47:37You told me you loved me.
47:38You seriously
47:39don't remember any of it?
47:40Lucas,
47:41have you been reading
47:41too many fairy tales
47:42or something?
47:43Was it all just a dream?
47:44It wasn't a dream.
47:45Marcus,
47:46think.
47:46We went through
47:47all of that
47:48together.
47:48I have no idea
47:49what you're talking
47:50about.
47:52And I've never
47:52liked you.
47:55Then why did
47:56you save me
47:56just now?
47:57If I see
47:58anybody getting
47:58bullied,
47:59I step in.
48:00It had nothing
48:00to do with you.
48:03What the hell
48:03happened?
48:04Why doesn't
48:05he remember
48:06any of it?
48:07Damn you,
48:08Marcus.
48:09You turned me
48:09gay,
48:10and now you
48:10don't remember
48:11any of it.
48:24Your Highness
48:25Snow White.
48:27I'm back
48:27in the fairy tale
48:28world again?
48:28You're not back.
48:30I just moved
48:31the fairy tale
48:31world into
48:32your house
48:32for now.
48:33Wasn't all
48:33of this supposed
48:34to be over?
48:35What do you
48:35want now?
48:36Relax.
48:37Snow White
48:38and Prince Charming
48:38story still hasn't
48:40reached the finale.
48:40The finale?
48:43Come on,
48:44let's see the
48:44first ending.
48:45You're gonna
48:45love this one.
48:49Guys!
48:50Thank God!
48:51You guys made
48:51it out of the
48:52Enchanted Forest!
48:54That's thanks to
48:55you, Lucas.
48:56Me?
48:56But I didn't even
48:57finish what I was
48:57saying.
48:58You and Marcus
48:58gave us hope.
48:59You made us
49:00believe true love
49:00really can break
49:01any curse.
49:02So, we tried
49:04the true love's
49:04kiss thing too,
49:05and the curse
49:05broke.
49:06That's amazing!
49:07I'm so happy
49:07for you guys!
49:09First ending,
49:10the seven boys
49:10break the evil
49:11queen's curse
49:12and win back
49:13their freedom.
49:14Hold on,
49:15we're not done
49:15yet.
49:15There's still
49:16the second ending.
49:17Second ending,
49:19Joanna got
49:19exactly what
49:20she deserved.
49:21Mrs. Joanna,
49:22based on your
49:22test results,
49:23your hair is
49:23never growing
49:24back.
49:24No, that's
49:25impossible!
49:26Your scalp
49:26is severely
49:27inflamed.
49:27You need to
49:28stop wearing
49:28wigs immediately.
49:29What?
49:30How am I
49:30supposed to go
49:31out without a
49:31wig?
49:31Are you saying
49:32I'm supposed to
49:32spend the rest
49:33of my life
49:33as a bald beauty?
49:35Bald, yes.
49:36Beauty, not
49:37exactly.
49:38She'd be bald
49:39and alone for
49:40the rest of her
49:40life.
49:42And now for
49:43the third
49:43ending, the
49:44final ending.
49:45Prince Charming
49:46is about to
49:46officially confess
49:47to Snow White.
49:48That ending's
49:49probably not
49:49happening.
49:50Marcus doesn't
49:51remember any
49:51of it.
49:52Are you sure
49:52he doesn't
49:53remember anything?
49:56Marcus?
49:57I thought you
49:58didn't remember
49:58any of it.
49:59Idiot, I was
50:00messing with you.
50:01And you said
50:02you didn't even
50:02like me.
50:03I just wanted
50:03to make sure.
50:04I needed to
50:05know if you
50:05really liked
50:06me or if you
50:06were just moved
50:07because of
50:07everything that
50:08happened in the
50:08fairytale world.
50:09Asshole!
50:10Do you know
50:10how miserable
50:11I was?
50:12I'm sorry,
50:13Lucas.
50:13I promise I'll
50:14never make you
50:14feel that way
50:15again.
50:16Lucas, I love
50:17you.
50:17Will you be
50:18my Snow White
50:18forever?
50:23Final ending.
50:24Snow White
50:25and Prince Charming
50:26finally get
50:27there happily
50:27ever after.
50:30Alright,
50:31I'm off to
50:31mess with the
50:32next fairytale.
50:34See you in
50:35the next story.
50:38of
50:42the
50:42Ash
50:42I'll
50:42see you in
50:42the next
50:42.
50:42.
50:43.
50:43.
50:43.
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