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00:00:05What are you doing?
00:00:06You're going to kill me.
00:00:07Let's go.
00:00:11What the hell is that?
00:00:11I'm not dead.
00:00:17Oh, it's me.
00:00:20How did you get the victim to kill me?
00:00:21I'm going to get a little bit.
00:00:23You're going to kill me.
00:00:26How is this?
00:00:27I'm sorry.
00:00:28I didn't even get to the fire.
00:00:29You're the one who's been here.
00:00:31You didn't have to go to the fire.
00:00:34I didn't even know that.
00:00:34No.
00:00:34I'm sorry.
00:00:35I'm only going to go to the fire.
00:00:36You deserve to be able to go.
00:00:37You can't do this.
00:00:38You can't do it.
00:00:43You can't do it.
00:00:43The history has been three years.
00:00:45The research is at this point.
00:00:46Look.
00:00:47I've been at this point.
00:00:48I've been done a long time.
00:00:49I'm sure it will be.
00:00:50You've got to go.
00:00:53You're my fellow unclean of the king.
00:00:55You can't.
00:00:56I'm not going to talk to you!
00:00:57Come on!
00:00:57Come on!
00:00:59Come on!
00:01:04How can I be怪 you?
00:01:05If you're not a strong history of your history,
00:01:07I won't be able to get you here.
00:01:08Oh, my great teacher!
00:01:10You're just a kid!
00:01:11You must be able to help each other,
00:01:13or who will live without you.
00:01:13Stop!
00:01:14Come on!
00:01:15Come on!
00:01:16Come on!
00:01:17Come on!
00:01:18Come on!
00:01:20Come on!
00:01:21You're not a police officer?
00:01:22Come on!
00:01:23You're not a police officer!
00:01:24You've got me to go!
00:01:26Oh, my God!
00:01:27He's a man!
00:01:32He's a man!
00:01:34He's a man!
00:01:36He's a man!
00:01:37He's a man!
00:01:38Come on!
00:01:39Come on!
00:01:40This guy,
00:01:41let's go!
00:01:42You let me see,
00:01:42I'm a heroine.
00:01:43But I'm not a boss.
00:01:45You're a king!
00:01:46It's a king!
00:01:47I'm a king!
00:01:48If I can see him,
00:01:51should I have to say something?
00:01:51保证您这辈子顺风顺水
00:01:54谁啊
00:01:54我吗
00:02:01这真真的假的
00:02:02那是啊
00:02:05那京城想求他算命的人有多少呢
00:02:06那求都求不过来
00:02:07我俩为什么被刘芳到这儿了
00:02:09就是因为他算命算得太准
00:02:11把皇上给得罪了
00:02:16算上老子的运运运运运使如何
00:02:17兄弟靠你了
00:02:18不是
00:02:19我也不会算命啊
00:02:20你他妈不是教授吗
00:02:22你思念变两句不行啊
00:02:24除了在外师们都是自己给的
00:02:26行啊
00:02:27除了事儿
00:02:28你可别怪我
00:02:28你俩叽叽喳喳跟着说啥呢
00:02:31赶紧给我大哥做
00:02:32大哥
00:02:35你本是大富大贵之相
00:02:36可惜得了绝症不足
00:02:38你
00:02:39啥
00:02:42你他妈的咒咒咒
00:02:43咒咒咒咒
00:02:44让他把话说完
00:02:48你最近是不是感觉走路有点不得劲啊
00:02:48比如
00:02:50一边高
00:02:52一边低
00:02:53对了
00:02:54老大
00:02:55你昨儿不还说
00:02:56最近起码总觉得有点歪吗
00:02:58好
00:02:58好
00:02:59好像
00:03:00好像是
00:03:01你
00:03:02你 你
00:03:03继续说
00:03:04哎呀
00:03:05哎呀
00:03:07哎呀
00:03:07行行行
00:03:07解开呀
00:03:08哎呀
00:03:11哎呀
00:03:11哇
00:03:11依我看啊
00:03:13你这不是累的
00:03:14你这分明就是腿有病啊
00:03:15饱子他他他他妈的没没病
00:03:18没病是吧
00:03:19你走两步看看
00:03:20啥啥啥玩意儿啊
00:03:23走走两步就就就他妈的看病了
00:03:24你他妈又忽悠
00:03:26不忽悠了
00:03:27哈哈哈哈
00:03:28笑屁呀
00:03:29你看你了
00:03:30好嘞
00:03:31来 大哥
00:03:32你先跟着我的节奏
00:03:34啊
00:03:35咱们做一个枕疗前的热身
00:03:36哎
00:03:37来 把你的腿抬起来
00:03:39像我一样啊
00:03:41一
00:03:41二
00:03:42三
00:03:43四
00:03:43五
00:03:44六
00:03:45停
00:03:45停
00:03:50现在跟着我啊
00:03:51来跟着我走
00:03:52哎
00:03:53走
00:03:53哎
00:03:54就这样走
00:03:56哎呀
00:03:56走走走走
00:03:58咋回事儿啊
00:03:59哎
00:03:59看见没
00:04:01你们大哥这右腿比左腿
00:04:02断一大劫啊
00:04:03是
00:04:04是
00:04:04是
00:04:04两
00:04:07两位大大大大大士
00:04:08救救救救救我呀
00:04:14两位大大大大士
00:04:15救救救救救我呀
00:04:17想要搞清楚怎么回事嘛
00:04:19得问问你自己
00:04:20我问你
00:04:21我问你
00:04:21你当山贼这些年
00:04:23你没少干谋财害命的事吗
00:04:25不不不不不不不不
00:04:28阿门是是是是谋财不不不不不不害命
00:04:29阿门只有贼心
00:04:32没有贼贼贼贼胆啊
00:04:33你谋财怎么不算呢 你谋了人家的财 人家七二老小怎么办呢
00:04:37这就是老天爷对你的惩罚 他对你小逞大劫让你的腿少了一劫
00:04:42他说的没错 你记不记得 去年咱们刚成了李霍郎
00:04:46第二天 我老娘就病死了
00:04:48哎呦 两位大师 只条命命命命路啊
00:04:51就一个字 改
00:04:53现在立刻马上 你去衙门团安自首
00:04:59那个 我现在感觉我的腿也不得劲啊
00:05:02看见没大哥 这犹豫都来不及了
00:05:05东西小水彻底瘪了 你想走到县衙团案都没机会了
00:05:09干干干干干 兄弟们 收拾东西 自 自 自 自首
00:05:14这就对了 这决定太英零了
00:05:17这样真行吗 一会别被发现了 怎么不能行
00:05:20咱还得谢谢咱们 谢谢小 你看看
00:05:23哈哈哈哈 对啊 走啊 咱们也上去瞅瞅
00:05:27万一还能捞点赏您呢
00:05:29行 没地方去了 走吧 走吧 走吧
00:05:35老爷 不好了 山贼打进来了
00:05:39老爷 大事不好了 小苍风上的王麻子
00:05:42带着所有山贼闯入县衙了
00:05:44啥 你刚刚说啥 山贼打进来了
00:05:49仙 仙 仙 仙特爷 王麻子
00:05:52帅领小苍风 仲 仲兄弟 打算洗心隔 隔面 前来自首
00:05:59什么 自首
00:06:00请求仙太爷宽大处理
00:06:02老爷 那两个秋犯文书上写的是流放犯
00:06:06压介的差异不知所终 这些山贼就是跟着他俩来的
00:06:09竟有此事
00:06:10您 您二人是何人呢
00:06:13回禀仙太爷 草民周文 这是我的兄弟圆华
00:06:17之前因为鲁莽犯了点小事 被流放至此
00:06:21但是 路上碰到这伙山贼 我们特意劝降了他们
00:06:25把他们送给仙太爷
00:06:27此话当真
00:06:28此话当真
00:06:29那还能有假
00:06:30我跟你说仙太爷
00:06:32这位周先生 可是个厉害的 风水大师
00:06:35要不是他们劝 劝想我 老子才不来呢
00:06:40居然能把山贼劝来自首
00:06:42对对对 赶紧奖励我们黄金白脸啥的
00:06:45别不枉我们费尽心力劝说他们
00:06:49人才呀
00:06:55实不相瞒 本官来这破家二十年了
00:06:57千年水灾 去年黄龙 尸也都跑了丧个
00:07:03捕头到现在还空缺着
00:07:04连线库里的老鼠都饿死了
00:07:09本官辞成都写了十八分啊
00:07:10王 发财不泡汤啊
00:07:17你们来得正好
00:07:18本官决定了
00:07:22这县令你来做
00:07:23这师爷你当
00:07:26文叔 我今晚就写
00:07:30朝鲜那边就说本官突发恶极
00:07:31有你们赞带了
00:07:33好了 就这样说好了
00:07:38老爷 等等我
00:07:40老爷 那您的铺盖不要了 送你们了
00:07:43本官回去养老了
00:07:45哈哈哈哈
00:07:48周大人 我就想问一下
00:07:51那我们这个 还算自 自 自首吧
00:07:54算 怎么不算
00:08:00王麻子
00:08:01菜
00:08:02本官现在封你为 安县县衙总捕头
00:08:07让你掌管咱们县衙所有的事
00:08:08得令
00:08:11兄弟们
00:08:14咱也算是师上官驾攀老
00:08:17ении数
00:08:18幸 schle去
00:08:19legen数
00:08:19走
00:08:22走咱这就成县态了
00:08:24算算是吧 这银两倍逃到
00:08:27撑了个光TM
00:08:30那总不能比山贼还差吧
00:08:31我先看看哪些概况
00:08:32人口八百户 连续三年交不上税
00:08:37七暗二十七庄
00:08:38这
00:08:48这到底是大案房啊
00:08:50还是垃圾堆啊
00:08:51我们都上任三天了
00:08:53到现在一本剑宗都没翻完
00:08:57老心灵到底留下来多少糟心事啊
00:08:59你有这功夫啊
00:09:00还不如多看看案子
00:09:01我倒是觉得这些东西很有意思
00:09:06好像是历史书上的字活过来了一样
00:09:07你是教授 你当然觉得有意思了
00:09:11要我说啊 咱就该先审几个案子
00:09:13对吧 实践出真知吧
00:09:18大人 是呀
00:09:24那个来来来来案子了
00:09:25什么 太好了 别问这些话说了
00:09:27走啊 咱们去查案子啊
00:09:29好 皇马子传令下去 升堂
00:09:32得得得得得得令
00:09:38升堂
00:09:40Oh
00:09:41Oh
00:09:41Oh
00:09:44I'm sorry
00:09:46How about you?
00:09:47I beg your pardon
00:09:48I told you
00:09:52I was told
00:09:52I told you
00:09:53I told you
00:09:53I was killed
00:09:54I killed my father
00:09:56Was told
00:09:56I saw you
00:09:58And I saw you
00:09:58I did not see you
00:09:59I am too afraid
00:10:00I was killed
00:10:02He died
00:10:05I'm going to die.
00:10:06I'm going to die.
00:10:08Okay.
00:10:11I'm going to die.
00:10:12I'm going to die.
00:10:14We need to be careful.
00:10:16We need to be careful.
00:10:18You've been here for a few days.
00:10:19You've got to be careful.
00:10:22But we're going to be a basic problem.
00:10:24I'm just a whole lot of people.
00:10:26I don't know what I'm doing.
00:10:28If you're so cool,
00:10:30then we can't do it.
00:10:31I don't know.
00:10:32We're going to die.
00:10:33You're going to have to go.
00:10:36You're going to die.
00:10:38You're going to die.
00:10:39You're going to die.
00:10:40Let's go.
00:10:42We're going to die.
00:10:44We need to die.
00:10:45We need to go.
00:10:46We can't go.
00:10:47You can see.
00:10:57That's all.
00:10:58I'll try to find some fun.
00:11:00Let's see.
00:11:01I'll try to make you agree.
00:11:02I'll try to make you agree.
00:11:04The boss of the boss is here.
00:11:22This is the boss of the boss.
00:11:25本少爷
00:11:26是 是
00:11:28都是台阶不好
00:11:29拆了
00:11:31把这台阶给本少爷拆了
00:11:32少爷
00:11:34这是县衙
00:11:35不是咱家呀
00:11:36县衙
00:11:39怎么了
00:11:42我这可是永州之府
00:11:43拆个台阶
00:11:45怎么了
00:11:45能 能
00:11:47大人能
00:11:48少爷
00:11:48咱先进去
00:11:55你就是 这新来的县令
00:11:58说吧
00:11:59找本少爷
00:12:00什么事
00:12:04谁啊
00:12:05见了大人
00:12:06不跪下吗
00:12:08这哪来的白痴
00:12:10是破 破 破 破 破县衙
00:12:14怎么什么人都往里收
00:12:21学老子
00:12:23学你怎么了
00:12:24你
00:12:25你
00:12:27还烈他
00:12:28什么的
00:12:29别走
00:12:31别走
00:12:31别走
00:12:31别走
00:12:31别走
00:12:31放开
00:12:32我今天飞机要他怎么当
00:12:34给我干他
00:12:35都给我安静
00:12:38长五二
00:12:39昨日
00:12:40七十三刻
00:12:41你在干什么
00:12:42七十三刻
00:12:46我说
00:12:47我在家里
00:12:48陪我爹下棋
00:12:50你信吗
00:12:55人证呢
00:12:56要什么人证
00:12:57本少爷就是人证
00:13:00既然你不愿意说
00:13:01我找人帮你说
00:13:03来人
00:13:04带人证上来
00:13:07周大人
00:13:08何必这么麻烦
00:13:13不如我们借一步说话
00:13:22竟敢贿赂本官
00:13:32周大人
00:13:33这是我们家老为的一点心灭
00:13:35这安线百姓都穷成这样了
00:13:37他偿还一个上手当官的
00:13:39却能拿出三千两协会
00:13:40Oh, I'm so rich.
00:13:42Don't worry.
00:13:43Look at me.
00:13:45Just a little money.
00:13:46Just a little money.
00:13:47Just a little money.
00:13:54What?
00:13:57That's a little?
00:13:59How much?
00:14:02Five thousand dollars.
00:14:04Five thousand dollars?
00:14:06How did you get this?
00:14:07Why did you get this?
00:14:08Well, that's enough.
00:14:10That's enough.
00:14:10That's enough.
00:14:14Five thousand dollars.
00:14:15That's a little money.
00:14:18It's a lot of money.
00:14:20I don't know how much you do it.
00:14:23It's a lot of money.
00:14:26That's enough.
00:14:26What's the money?
00:14:28What's the money?
00:14:31You don't have to pay for it.
00:14:33You already have to pay for it.
00:14:35We all have to pay for it.
00:14:36We all have to pay for it.
00:14:38What's the money?
00:14:39What's the money?
00:14:55What's the money?
00:14:56I'll tell you.
00:14:57I'll tell you.
00:14:58You're the king.
00:14:59You're the king.
00:15:12You're the king.
00:15:15You're the king.
00:15:16You are the king.
00:15:17You're the king.
00:15:18That's not what you're the king.
00:15:20It's not what you're the king.
00:15:22Not what you're paying for.
00:15:24The king.
00:15:25The king.
00:15:26The king.
00:15:26I won't do it.
00:15:32It's seems like you're the king.
00:15:33It's a bit weird.
00:15:35major hoops.
00:15:36The king of those who don't pay attention.
00:15:37I don't know what the hell is going on.
00:15:38I'm not sure what the hell is going on.
00:15:41I'm going to tell you this good news.
00:15:47No.
00:15:48Man.
00:15:49Why are you so mad?
00:15:50I'm not afraid.
00:15:52I'm not afraid.
00:15:54I'm not afraid.
00:15:55Okay.
00:15:57Let's go.
00:15:58It's ok, let's go.
00:16:01Let's go.
00:16:01Why don't we just go through it.
00:16:16I'm sorry.
00:16:17I know.
00:16:18I'm sorry.
00:16:19I'm okay.
00:16:20I don't want to go.
00:16:21Oh, she must be.
00:16:24Oh, she must be.
00:16:24It's not true.
00:16:24Really?
00:16:27What do you say?
00:16:29I'm telling you.
00:16:35What is this?
00:16:38It's so cool.
00:16:39Oh.
00:16:41Oh.
00:16:41Oh.
00:16:42Oh.
00:16:42Oh.
00:16:43Oh.
00:16:51Oh.
00:16:54Let's go.
00:17:00The Caller Д it's appreciated, Producer.
00:17:05You're all agreed on.
00:17:08I can't to afford you.
00:17:10I can't reimburse them.
00:17:14chief?
00:17:15Come here.
00:17:16That's me telling you.
00:17:17I'm supposed to do it.
00:17:20cuz
00:17:21first
00:17:21赵四 胡耕风 牛二被害当日 你们可看见了什么
00:17:27回老爷 我什么都没看见
00:17:30对 俺也一样
00:17:32啥
00:17:38不对啊 这三个人明明已经答应为四者作证了 看来是都被收买了
00:17:45这个时候还最能考验一个人的心态和能力
00:17:53你们 你们怎么弄这样
00:17:56明明昨天还说七眼看到 出生杀了我儿的 现在怎么又反悔了呢
00:18:02我可没说过呀 我昨天一天在家里赎钱呢 哪会看见什么杀人的事呀
00:18:09哎呀 真会气
00:18:11我也没说我看见了呀 刘大爷 你可不能胡 胡说
00:18:17你们俩怎么弄这样
00:18:20胡大爷 你是好人 你快跟老爷说实话呀
00:18:25啥 哎呀 耳背呀 听不清啊
00:18:29捉猛作业 还演得这么拙恋 到时候要是用刑 这个肯定是第一个招的
00:18:36就你知道的多 说不定了 你的审讯能力还不如你刚说的那个无赖呢
00:18:41嗯 不可能 我可是 嗯
00:18:45我可是六闪门出来的 怎么能被他一个无名小族逼下去
00:18:51周大人 你可听见了吧 这没有人看见是我杀的人了 这案子你还审吗
00:19:02方管家 咱们 走
00:19:11咱们走
00:19:12咱们走
00:19:13咱们走
00:19:16少爷 怎么了
00:19:18嗯
00:19:19我扇子呢
00:19:21嗯
00:19:24Your favorite hand,
00:19:25Take me now.
00:19:33Get me now!
00:19:38I'll see you.
00:19:39What happened to me?
00:19:43And now you can't.
00:19:43What are you doing?
00:19:43What do you do?
00:19:44There are three victims that have stolen by three.
00:19:48Why should they kill me?
00:19:50Don't ask me a specific character.
00:19:51我审过的人比你吃过的盐多多
00:19:53Oh 不愧是原警官了
00:19:57行 那这里就交给你了
00:19:59你放心吧 您的
00:20:04看来他们也并非可用之菜
00:20:07真是苦了安羡的百姓了
00:20:08哼 真是中看不中用
00:20:10走吧 小姐 该去下一个地方了
00:20:17千桃万路虽辛苦
00:20:18吹尽狂杀
00:20:21始到今
00:20:22常武
00:20:23我身为安县信令
00:20:25一定要将你捉拿归案
00:20:34小姐
00:20:35等等
00:20:37再看看吧
00:20:39那就再看看吧
00:20:41这家伙
00:20:42应该会有办法吧
00:20:44大娘
00:20:46来
00:20:52钱婶
00:20:56你说你昨天一整天都在数钱
00:20:57钱呢
00:20:58据我所知
00:21:00你们家是卖豆腐的
00:21:01挣的那些钱
00:21:03应该不至于要花一整天来数吧
00:21:05没那么多钱
00:21:08没有
00:21:09可我听说
00:21:10赵四尔昨天看见了你数钱了
00:21:12啥
00:21:14赵四尔
00:21:15你看见我钱了
00:21:17我就今儿
00:21:18今儿瞧见你拿算盘数钱
00:21:20以前没看到
00:21:22没看到
00:21:23那昨天呢
00:21:25昨天我搁
00:21:26搁牛家呢
00:21:28也没看见
00:21:34好聪明啊
00:21:35钱婶数钱
00:21:36得先有钱
00:21:37赵四爱耍小聪明
00:21:39就用钱婶祥他
00:21:41真是太聪明了
00:21:42好一招
00:21:43胸东击西
00:21:45不过
00:21:46这个胡庚夫
00:21:48该怎么问了
00:21:49对这种装萌作哑的人
00:21:51就是想什么了
00:21:52都没出出手吧
00:21:53胡大爷
00:21:55这没你什么事了
00:21:56你先走吧
00:21:57好嘞
00:21:59好嘞
00:21:59站住
00:22:03我看你那耳朵也不背啊
00:22:07居然这么简单
00:22:09紫语
00:22:10现在你还觉得
00:22:12他不能把你比下去吗
00:22:14那 那当然不能
00:22:17他只是会耍些小聪明
00:22:19要是真神奇犯人
00:22:21还不一定能不能逃出坏人
00:22:23既然如此
00:22:24那你不如亲自去看看
00:22:38小姐 你这是打算在安县都考察几天了
00:22:40你到底去不去
00:22:42去 当然去
00:22:44小姐放心 我一定全程跟随
00:22:46然后给你想机会吧
00:22:50我马子
00:22:51到
00:22:52把这三个人带下去好好审问
00:22:54得 得 得令
00:22:56得令
00:22:58得令
00:22:58你不干什么
00:22:59我又没办法
00:23:01没办法
00:23:02按大下律
00:23:03作伪证
00:23:05账二十
00:23:06账二十
00:23:08账二十
00:23:08账二十
00:23:09别打我
00:23:09我说我啥都说
00:23:11说
00:23:12说
00:23:12我 我也说
00:23:14我也说
00:23:14现在再想说
00:23:15晚了
00:23:16带走
00:23:20我的全部都缠了
00:23:21钱
00:23:23钱
00:23:24你就知道钱
00:23:28还给我
00:23:34还给我
00:23:36你们县衙都穷成这样
00:23:38连正人的钱都贪
00:23:40说啥呢你
00:23:41你那是物证
00:23:43你说是物证
00:23:45就是物证
00:23:46我还说是赃款
00:23:47我去
00:23:48你谁啊你
00:23:51六扇门
00:23:52唐思语
00:23:54六扇门
00:23:56六扇门
00:23:57六扇门的捕快
00:23:58不在京城待着
00:23:59唐我们这小县城干嘛
00:24:00我听说
00:24:01这有个案子
00:24:02挺有意思
00:24:03来瞧瞧
00:24:04现在瞧完了吧
00:24:06还我
00:24:08这种人都还没审呢
00:24:10怎么算瞧完了
00:24:11要不
00:24:12我跟你一起审
00:24:17要不
00:24:18我跟你一起审
00:24:19你
00:24:20你还想审证人
00:24:21怎么
00:24:23瞧不起我
00:24:24我可告诉你
00:24:26本姑娘
00:24:27可是情贼断案的高手
00:24:29由我帮你
00:24:30你就通这乐吧
00:24:31我和周文
00:24:33不一定哪天身份就报了
00:24:34要是到时候案子没审完
00:24:36直接练回六扇门
00:24:37也总比没人管得强
00:24:39你要是不说话
00:24:41我就到你答应
00:24:42我根本就没答应你
00:24:44你要是不答应
00:24:46我就告你
00:24:48贪脏
00:24:50他毁谤我
00:24:51他毁谤我
00:24:53他毁谤我
00:24:56咱都说好了
00:24:57一会儿审讯的时候
00:24:59听我的
00:25:00知道了
00:25:02知道了
00:25:03你都输了一路
00:25:12我麻烦
00:25:13好
00:25:15别打
00:25:16别打
00:25:16我招啊
00:25:17我全都招
00:25:18你还没问呢
00:25:20不用问了
00:25:20我全都说
00:25:21你要死的那天晚上
00:25:26我正在乱坟港边上打羹呢
00:25:27圆圆的
00:25:28我就看见有两个人
00:25:29在那儿挖坑
00:25:30我听见他们说什么
00:25:33埋深点
00:25:34牛二之类的
00:25:40对了
00:25:41那个埋深点
00:25:42就是常武说的
00:25:44你怎么知道
00:25:45那是常武说的
00:25:46哎呦
00:25:47在这安县
00:25:48谁不认识常武啊
00:25:49再说了
00:25:50我还是个大羹的
00:25:52那之后呢
00:25:53之后
00:25:54之后
00:25:55我就跑了呀
00:25:56你想啊
00:25:57你想啊
00:25:58大半夜的
00:25:59乱坟港
00:26:00有人在那儿挖坑
00:26:01我不跑
00:26:02难道等他俩发现我
00:26:04连我一块埋了呀
00:26:05你这
00:26:07糟糟糟糟糟糟糟糟糕
00:26:08你坏坏坏坏坏坏坏坏的很
00:26:12你你你之前为啥不不不叫的
00:26:13糟糟糟糟糟糟糟糕
00:26:15糟糟糟糟糟糟糟糟糟糟糟糟糕
00:26:17olina 片子坏 나� Elder
00:26:17哎呀
00:26:18主要是
00:26:19那个房管家
00:26:21给的太多了
00:26:23ノ
00:26:23200
00:26:24怀那个
00:26:24告诉我说
00:26:26如果我说了实话
00:26:28他就让我丢了饭碗
00:26:29所以我才
00:26:31编了个理由
00:26:32必然
00:26:33一点就怎么愿意说了
00:26:34你就不怕
00:26:35房管家报复了你
00:26:36我怕呀
00:26:37我当然怕
00:26:38可是
00:26:39房管家要钱
00:26:40Oh my God, that's my name.
00:26:44If you're going to change your mind.
00:26:48If you don't change your mind, you'll be fine.
00:26:50The guy doesn't know me.
00:26:52I'm going to know him.
00:26:53Okay.
00:26:55Let's go.
00:26:56I'm going to find him.
00:26:57I'm going to find him.
00:27:02You're a big man.
00:27:04You're so scared.
00:27:05You're so scared.
00:27:06Who's scared?
00:27:10I'm going to find him.
00:27:18I'm going to find him.
00:27:20I can't see you, my friend.
00:27:22You're pretty good.
00:27:23Three words, two words.
00:27:25Let the old man tell you all.
00:27:27That's right.
00:27:28But he's a good guy.
00:27:30If he's going to change his mind,
00:27:31he won't be good enough.
00:27:34That's right.
00:27:35Let's go.
00:27:35No.
00:27:37Let's go.
00:27:37I'm going to find a mess.
00:27:38That's what kind of thing?
00:27:40It's true.
00:27:42I don't want to know.
00:27:43I'm going to find him.
00:27:47What do you want.
00:27:50I'm going to find him.
00:27:58What are you doing?
00:28:04老威风了,跟李三说,他都羡慕坏了
00:28:10行了,一会儿我和唐姑娘去就行
00:28:16你去找周大人学点东西,等沈兆四的时候再过来
00:28:19学啥东西啊
00:28:29这这么厉害啊,我这就去学
00:28:31去去去去 来,什么东西什么东西,告诉告诉宝贝
00:28:35宝贝
00:28:40玄花你给我站住
00:28:49续也来了,坐坐坐,别客气啊,坐
00:28:54前婶好自在啊
00:28:56那可不,我又没犯事,我怕什么呀是不是
00:29:01您这瓜子不错,就是熟了点
00:29:04那我再给你拿点
00:29:06哎呀,不用,不用,不用,我在这也待不了多长时间,待会儿问完话,我就回去了
00:29:11你当时比他们强,够沉得住气的
00:29:15嗯,那是,我能跟他照丝一样吗,被吓一下,哎呦,就打个打个不停
00:29:24哎呀,师爷,您也别扰弯子了,有什么话,您就问吧
00:29:29行,那我就问了,牛二死那晚,你在哪儿
00:29:37我在家数钱,不是都跟您说了吗,哎,哎,对了啊,我那钱可是我娘家给我的嫁妆,那可不是别人家谁给我的钱啊
00:29:46是吗,可是我刚才审问赵四的时候,他说你的钱是最近得来的,还说
00:29:53还有什么
00:29:56还说在案发现场看到你了吗
00:29:57这,不可能啊,没有,绝对没有,你都是他瞎说的
00:30:02这,这家伙,谎话还真是张口就来啊,他到底是怎么忍住不孝的
00:30:13这死的赵四,有个都不是谁的玩意儿,不会你说出去了吧
00:30:17哎,不行不行,我不能花,为了钱,死都不能忍
00:30:22行吧,既然你不愿意说,那我先去问问别人,可要是别人先照谎,那可就不是挨板子那么简大了
00:30:33哎,对了,给你介绍一下,这位可是六扇门的部官,京城来的,你自己定谅着吧
00:30:43哎,哎,哎,哎,哎,哎,哎,哈哈,哈哈,哈哈哈,陈华,你真是够损的,把那钱损,我得一冷一冷
00:30:51什么叫损,我这叫心理战,等着吧,下次去的时候,他肯定恨不得把他知道的都给我说了
00:30:59You're so sure.
00:31:00Of course, this is called a
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00:31:15.
00:31:15I'm back here.
00:31:16I'm learning.
00:31:18Let's see.
00:31:19Let's see.
00:31:20This is 7.
00:31:21This is 7.
00:31:24Right?
00:31:25That's right.
00:31:26You're pretty good.
00:31:29What's 7?
00:31:31What are you talking about?
00:31:34I'll be right back.
00:31:37Let's go.
00:31:38Let's go.
00:31:407.
00:31:48Look.
00:31:49Look.
00:31:54Look.
00:31:55Look.
00:31:59Look.
00:32:00Look.
00:32:01Look.
00:32:02Look.
00:32:02Look.
00:32:03What's the matter?
00:32:04I don't know.
00:32:07What, I don't know.
00:32:11You're so guilty.
00:32:12You're in the hall of the hall.
00:32:13I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you.
00:32:15I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you.
00:32:18And you...
00:32:21I'm going to tell you.
00:32:22What happened to you when you started this disease?
00:32:25It's just...
00:32:26The past few days.
00:32:28I've already seen this disease.
00:32:30You have to be honest with me.
00:32:32I'll help you to fix this disease.
00:32:33What's wrong?
00:32:34I don't believe you.
00:32:36You're a doctor.
00:32:38I'm going to see the disease.
00:32:39You don't believe me.
00:32:43I've been talking to you once again.
00:32:46One of the things I've been talking to you.
00:32:49I've been talking to you.
00:32:49And I'm going to tell you.
00:32:52It's good to me.
00:32:53You...
00:32:54You...
00:32:54I'm going to tell you.
00:32:58I'm going to tell you.
00:32:59Or is it true?
00:33:00I'm going to tell you.
00:33:01It's a bit of a problem.
00:33:04What's wrong with your mind?
00:33:06I'm going to tell you.
00:33:07You're not going to tell me.
00:33:09You...
00:33:09You...
00:33:11You got...
00:33:11You got through.
00:33:15You...
00:33:16You got through.
00:33:18You got through.
00:33:19You don't care about me.
00:33:20You just need to know you're due to the anxiety.
00:33:23You have to want to tell you.
00:33:25What else?
00:33:27It means...
00:33:28It's...
00:33:28...
00:33:29...
00:33:29...
00:33:30...
00:33:30...
00:33:30...
00:33:30...
00:33:31...
00:33:31It looks like we can't live in a few days.
00:33:33Are you kidding?
00:33:35Are you kidding me?
00:33:39I'm not kidding.
00:33:40I'm not kidding.
00:33:42If you don't trust me, I'll check out a few questions.
00:33:47Come here.
00:33:48Come here.
00:33:49Okay.
00:33:51There's a bunch of cats on the ground.
00:33:53There's a bunch of cats on the ground.
00:33:56How many cats?
00:33:57That's right.
00:33:59I'll tell you.
00:34:00Ayah.抖
00:34:02.獄上7
00:34:04,7个猴,不是,7,7
00:34:07,7个猴是,7啊.是
00:34:13,你們。没說清楚。再来。好
00:34:16,那请听下一题。抖上7
00:34:18,7個猴
00:34:18,地上1個猴
00:34:19,一共有幾個猴
00:34:20?2猴,錯八个猴 咱,咱就成八个猴了。抖上7
00:34:26,7個猴,
00:34:29那不八个猴吗
00:34:30七 七个呀
00:34:35那说他受得了这么多猴吗
00:34:39你管他受得了受不了吗
00:34:40他掉下来
00:34:42也是他八个猴
00:34:46谁会相不相信脑子有问题呀
00:34:52不对 你再出一个
00:34:54我再吃一个
00:34:55好 说过年了
00:34:58我家有一头猪和一头驴
00:35:00你说是先杀猪呢
00:35:03还是先杀驴呢
00:35:05驴 驴肉好吃
00:35:07先杀驴
00:35:09巧了 猪也是这么想的
00:35:14那啥意思
00:35:16喷呐 意思就是说
00:35:18你是猪
00:35:21这不应该是我
00:35:22我的词吗
00:35:23呦 这么快就摸清套了
00:35:26所以我可不是
00:35:28那 先杀猪
00:35:30巧了 驴也是这么想的
00:35:33我 我又成驴了
00:35:36行吧 既然你已经知道病因了
00:35:39就尽快准备后事吧
00:35:40我要去审前审了
00:35:43原师 原师爷
00:35:46我不想死
00:35:48我说 连前审的我
00:35:51我也说
00:35:52这 这场景
00:35:54我好像在哪儿渐渐
00:35:56见过呀
00:35:57看你这么有诚意
00:35:58那我就勉为其难地留下吧
00:36:00谢谢 谢谢袁师爷
00:36:02袁 袁 袁师爷
00:36:05您看能不能先
00:36:06先给我治好啊
00:36:08我也方便
00:36:08给你交代
00:36:10行
00:36:11那你站起来
00:36:13我跟你说怎么做
00:36:17根据我的手势
00:36:18猛吸一口气
00:36:20然后憋住
00:36:21我喊停的时候
00:36:22你再停
00:36:23就这
00:36:24就能治好我这
00:36:26我这病
00:36:29就这
00:36:30就能治好我这
00:36:32这病
00:36:33不信就算了
00:36:34信信信
00:36:35好 我信
00:36:36我信 我信
00:36:37来
00:36:38信信
00:36:39再信
00:36:40再信
00:36:41再信
00:36:43好 憋住
00:36:46我马上去
00:36:48给他加加油
00:36:49太好
00:36:50加加加加油
00:36:52是啥意思
00:36:54就是给他些鼓励
00:36:55啊
00:36:56懂懂懂懂懂
00:36:57懂吧
00:37:00加加加加加油
00:37:01加加加加油
00:37:03我说你差不多就得了
00:37:05再搞他就不信你了
00:37:06我真会治啊
00:37:08信你才快
00:37:09等着瞧吧
00:37:12好好好停
00:37:20你看我啊
00:37:22你中午吃大蒜了
00:37:24一点点
00:37:25我 我居然不打嗝了
00:37:30原师爷
00:37:31你简直就是我的再生父母啊
00:37:33来
00:37:33好好交代
00:37:34你都看到了什么
00:37:35好嘞
00:37:36好嘞 好嘞
00:37:41那天
00:37:45我正在牛二家房后面小树林里撒尿
00:37:46突然就听见旁边有人大叫
00:37:49我又怕又想看
00:37:50就躲在树后面往那瞧了一眼
00:37:54谁知道那个方管家正好往我这看过来
00:37:56吓得我支大哥
00:37:57我裤子都没提赶紧就跑了
00:38:01那你怎么说还知道前世的事
00:38:02我不是没提裤子吗
00:38:05裤子给落那了
00:38:06我过好久跑回去捡的时候
00:38:10就瞧见前世在那个地上捡了个什么东西
00:38:14就像是他身上挂那个钱袋子
00:38:15放心 在哪在呢
00:38:18那你还看到其他的了吗
00:38:20没有了 我发誓没有了
00:38:23那我们再去问问前世
00:38:28是 是 是也
00:38:30案件模拙头 我现在不打歌了
00:38:32你再给我出个结伴
00:38:34啊呀 你真
00:38:36那你听 听 听 听体
00:38:41你说周周大人家的狗
00:38:44为啥不伤跳跳跳跳跳跳跳跳跳 свою
00:38:46周大人家的狗
00:38:48瘟干净
00:38:51狗只能伤狗 不伤跳
00:38:54You are so dumb!
00:38:57You are so dumb!
00:38:59This is not the case!
00:39:00This isn't it!
00:39:01You want me to get one?
00:39:03Just one!
00:39:04Just one!
00:39:06You are so dumb!
00:39:07You should have eaten your bread!
00:39:09You are so dumb!
00:39:11Oh my god!
00:39:13Why am I so dumb?
00:39:21I am so dumb!
00:39:23师爷!我说
00:39:25!师爷
00:39:26!我说
00:39:27!现在愿意说了
00:39:30!刚才不是挺沉得住气吗
00:39:31?花仔不够了?不是啊!是我自己脚通了
00:39:37!我还知道她俩都不知道的事呢
00:39:38!师爷
00:39:40!你还说了!你能不能不开我的头啊
00:39:44?那就得看你表现!好啊!都挠不到会被砍头了
00:39:49!你这心理战术果然好用!
00:39:51师爷!这个事情呢
00:39:54!她是这样的
00:39:55!那天呢!我收了她回家
00:39:57!这远央的
00:39:59!就听见那个银子落地的声音
00:40:01!我就行着声音找过去
00:40:04!这最后呀!我是在牛儿家防护呀
00:40:07!看!看见那个常务正在杀人
00:40:10!还有那个方管家
00:40:12!我好奇呀!倒也害怕呀
00:40:17!这我就一直悄悄站在旁边看来着!
00:40:18后来我亲眼看着那个方管家!把一个带鞋的刀子伸到旁边的枯井里去了!
00:40:24我妈子!他人去捞那把刀
00:40:27!是!
00:40:36那他们走后你就没回去捡了什么东西!没
00:40:38!没有啊
00:40:39!哦!那这是什么!
00:40:45这可不像是你能用的钱袋子!老实交代
00:40:48!哎哟!可恶
00:40:50!本来想着方管家的钱要不到了
00:40:52!至少还有这个钱袋
00:40:54!现在怎么捡路苦了!哎哟!是
00:40:58!是我趁他俩都走了
00:41:00!咱回去去捡的
00:41:04!里边还有我昨天赚的二十文钱呢
00:41:06!呃
00:41:07!诗语啊!能不能把那二十文钱还给我呀
00:41:09!想得美!
00:41:14你的头算是保住了!但这些就当成功了
00:41:17!成功!成功!哎哟
00:41:20!我的钱呢
00:41:21!我的钱呢
00:41:25!我的钱呢
00:41:26!哇!可算是完了
00:41:29!累死我
00:41:30!明天定最长五
00:41:32!这些肯定能派上用场
00:41:34!也不算白费力气
00:41:35!那倒也是
00:41:36!走了!哦!哎!我要走了!
00:41:40你就哦一声!那不忍啊
00:41:43!乔路打给我还送你
00:41:45!不是!你好歹也说句
00:41:47!路上小心吧
00:41:48!哼!你!路上小心
00:41:50!你一溜扇门的
00:41:52!碰上你的人才敢小心吧
00:41:53!那倒也是
00:41:55!我外行
00:41:56!可是唐门女将的!嘿
00:41:58!自己起的吧!你怎么知道!孩子!
00:42:03不早了!我真累走了
00:42:06!哎!哎!哎
00:42:17!哎
00:42:17!哎
00:42:17!怎么了
00:42:17!那个
00:42:18!哎
00:42:22!哎
00:42:23!哎
00:42:24!哎!
00:42:32我看你这腰牌挺好看的!说完了
00:42:35!快走快走
00:42:35!你喜欢?送我
00:42:38!那你怎么办
00:42:40?放心吧!
00:42:41我!可是唐门女将
00:42:43!走了!哎!送我腰牌
00:42:48!肯定是对我有意义
00:42:49!我
00:42:51!我也这么决决你
00:42:53!决了!这光麻子!你怎么在这儿
00:42:55!刚才那个皮身你放的
00:42:56!敢回我好事!看我不打死
00:42:58!师爷饶命
00:42:59!我没没没忍住!
00:43:11长吴!前沈三人都已经招供了
00:43:15!这证词上清楚写着你收买他们的细节
00:43:17!你还有什么好说的?看!看!看到了吗?咚咚咚
00:43:22!咚咚咚
00:43:23!咚咚咚
00:43:23!咚咚咚
00:43:24!周大人
00:43:27!您说的是那三个穷鬼
00:43:28?我是看他们可怜!
00:43:30试试了他们点钱财!谁知道居然被他们反咬一口
00:43:35!哎呀!这年头!好人难做啊
00:43:39!施舍
00:43:42!长吴
00:43:43!正此你能狡辩
00:43:47!可这把刻着长字的匕首
00:43:48!你总不会不认识吧!
00:44:06哦!这确实是我家长少爷的匕首
00:44:09!不过!早在一个月前就丢失了
00:44:13!看来这罪犯是早有预谋啊
00:44:15!竟然还知道投我们长家大少爷的匕首!
00:44:18现在爷!您可一定要好好查查啊
00:44:22!就是!什么东西!还想跟我用一样的匕首
00:44:25!简直拿本官当三岁小孩戏刷
00:44:28!简直是抢词多理
00:44:29!那些证词明明是我昨天亲自审的
00:44:32!怎么会有钱!别急!先看他们怎么办!方管家!
00:44:37那我问你!他们三个人共自一致
00:44:42!细节吻合!若不是你私下贿赂串通他们
00:44:45!他们又怎么会如此一致
00:44:47!袁师爷!您应该知道什么叫驱打成招吧
00:44:52!您这帮手下!都是干过山贼的
00:44:55!若是他们取向
00:44:57!那三个穷鬼有什么敢不说的!您这帮手下们都是干过山贼的
00:45:05!若是他们取向
00:45:06!那三个穷鬼有什么敢不说的!
00:45:07我放!放
00:45:09!放
00:45:10!放
00:45:10!你妈个屁
00:45:11!我们打!打!打
00:45:12!没打
00:45:17!那昨天他们还说没看见长少爷杀人
00:45:18!今天就说看见了
00:45:20!袁师爷
00:45:20!若是我随便找三个人!只认你昨晚偷了牛
00:45:23!你认吗?你什么意思
00:45:25?我的意思吗?很简单
00:45:28!如果说我家少爷杀了人
00:45:30!那尸体呢?嗯?
00:45:38尸体在哪里呀?说话就说话
00:45:41!你别离那么近
00:45:42!你得臭你不知道啊!
00:45:44哼!苏鲁
00:45:46!行!既然你要尸体
00:45:48!本官便给你尸体!
00:45:49王麻子!将牛二尸体抬上来
00:45:53!好!得令!哇!还真是牛二
00:46:07!长吴
00:46:09!现在你还有什么好说的
00:46:10?少爷
00:46:11!看如今这情形
00:46:13!咱也没必要陪他们演戏了
00:46:15!哼!不错!这牛二!
00:46:18是我杀的!哼
00:46:21!什么!让周文承认了
00:46:23!受此猖狂
00:46:25!居然真的是他!真是太残忍了
00:46:27!您终于承认了
00:46:28!是又怎么样!周文
00:46:30!你别忘了!我父亲
00:46:33!可是永州之府!到最后
00:46:36!这案子
00:46:36!还不是要交到他手里
00:46:38!他不点头
00:46:40!你们!又能拿我怎么样呢
00:46:43!哈哈哈哈!还是说
00:46:46!周大人!
00:46:47想丢掉这点乌纱帽了!嗯
00:46:50!嗯
00:46:51!呵呵呵
00:46:52!哼!巧了
00:46:54!我们!还真不怕丢啊
00:46:58!什么!既然提前知道知府不会点头
00:47:03!那本官就来个先斩后奏!
00:47:05哼!王王子
00:47:08!哎!将他二人压下去
00:47:10!好
00:47:10!五十问斩!哼
00:47:12!哼
00:47:13!哼!哼
00:47:16!哼
00:47:16!等会
00:47:18!等会
00:47:18!等会
00:47:18!等会
00:47:19!等会!等会!放国家!你不是说当官都最怕丢官吗
00:47:22?这!怎么没用啊
00:47:24!少爷!我也没做到这两货
00:47:26!居然这么奇葩啊!周文!放了本少爷
00:47:31!否则我爹会将你随心万断!
00:47:33哼!你爹你爹
00:47:34!他就算亲自来了也没用
00:47:38!知府大人到!爹!不是啊
00:47:42!我就口喊一下
00:47:43!怎么真来了
00:47:47!这!你真是个乌鸟嘴
00:47:50!那现在怎么办啊
00:47:51!就算是铁正如山
00:47:52!他得有人非要袒护
00:47:53!咱也没办法啊!没办法了
00:47:55!走一步看一步吧
00:47:59!下官参见知府大人
00:48:00!爹!
00:48:01你可算来了!周文
00:48:05!他不见我杀人
00:48:08!你还有这圆魂
00:48:09!他可算!周教人把我出绝了
00:48:12!你才晚了一步
00:48:13!你就可不见完了!我的乖儿子呀
00:48:17!爹来完了!让你在安县受苦了
00:48:21!来来来!快起来
00:48:23!我可算是知道!常武这骄纵的性格哪来的了
00:48:28!都是他爹给惯的!
00:48:29你们两个好大的胆子!两个流放饭
00:48:34!竟敢污蔑本官的儿子
00:48:35!不是吧!怕杀来杀!什么!流放饭
00:48:39!现在又居然是流放饭
00:48:41!爹!你说什么!
00:48:48他们两个是流放饭!我还能骗你不成
00:48:51!乖儿子!这!就是他们的流放文书
00:48:56!哦!哈哈哈哈
00:49:03!什么仙斩护送!
00:49:05你们两个!现在连神本兽的资格都没有
00:49:09!我忍!我忍不了!干脆这锅儿咱真就不做了
00:49:14!出了这口恶气跟那王马子上上当土匪去
00:49:17!成!你们两个
00:49:26!看什么看!你们不是很有能耐吗?
00:49:30有本事!现在打我啊
00:49:33!流放饭
00:49:35!哈哈哈哈!他让我们打他啊
00:49:39!这么离谱的要求
00:49:40!我还是头一次听到
00:49:46!马子!兄兄弟们!本事
00:49:50!你!你们两个忙
00:49:54!当然是
00:49:55!揍你!
00:49:56你!你
00:49:57!你
00:49:58!你
00:49:58!你
00:49:59!你
00:50:01!你
00:50:01!你
00:50:03!你
00:50:04!你
00:50:05!你
00:50:07!你
00:50:08!你
00:50:09!你
00:50:10!身为官员
00:50:11!毫打百姓
00:50:12!真真热!成何体统
00:50:14!成何体统啊
00:50:16!哼!你不说话我还把你给忘了
00:50:19!对啊!还有你!你们想干什么
00:50:22?我告诉你们
00:50:23!毫打朝廷命官!
00:50:25可是要蹲大牢的!那又怎样
00:50:27?我们本来就是
00:50:29!牛!放!饭
00:50:33!快点
00:50:34!快点
00:50:34!快点
00:50:36!快点
00:50:36!住手
00:50:37!住手
00:50:43!你无法计
00:50:45!无法无天
00:50:48!你看看你们两个哪儿还有一点围观的样子
00:50:50!谁要做官了?
00:50:54如果做官都要做成你这副衣冠禽兽的样子!我周文宁可永不为官
00:50:57!哎!我妈呢!以后啊!我就拜你当大哥
00:51:01!咱仨一起去当山贼去
00:51:03!我看行啊
00:51:04!蛋蛋!但是!
00:51:06是!我得任你们俩做大大大刀哥
00:51:09!哈哈哈哈!哈哈哈哈!我无法!不可理喻
00:51:13!白人!
00:51:14将他二人给我押下去!关入大牢
00:51:18!我看谁敢!玄无赖
00:51:29!好久不见
00:51:31!康思雨你怎么来了
00:51:32?你是何人!竟敢阻拦本官断案!
00:51:35本公!乃当朝九公主
00:51:41!赵说言!本公
00:51:44!乃当朝九公主
00:51:46!赵说言
00:51:49!参见九公主殿下
00:51:51!公主千岁千岁千千岁
00:51:52!参见九公主!参见九公主
00:51:54!可以啊!开团秒根!这不是经过你认证了吗
00:51:58?我其实也不确定
00:52:00!他是不是真的!不知道你跪什么
00:52:02!哎!不是!
00:52:03你傻呀!现在就算是假的
00:52:06!谁敢质疑他呀
00:52:07!言之有理!这!这哪来的骗子
00:52:12!来到安县冒充九公主
00:52:14!你可知道九公主是谁吗
00:52:16?是当今皇上最宠爱的女儿
00:52:19!你说啊!你是九公主!那我还是皇帝呢
00:52:24!来!姑娘!叫声接听听
00:52:29!竟敢在公主面前!如此大放倦慈!
00:52:32你!你敢打我
00:52:34!你知道我是谁吗
00:52:35?我爹!他是永州之府!
00:52:43我爹!当真是九公主啊
00:52:47!看来父皇最近试对永州太好了
00:52:50!竟然你这小小知府都敢见到本宫
00:52:52!不下跪了!
00:52:52哎哟!哎哟
00:52:57!哎哟
00:52:59!哎呀!爹
00:53:01!你跪她干嘛
00:53:02!她就是个假的
00:53:04!九公主回来安县这破地方吗
00:53:06!叶子你还不跪下!
00:53:11你再口出狂言注地连累我们全家了!这真是九公主啊
00:53:14!公主驾到!臣有失远迎
00:53:17!还望恕罪
00:53:18!还望恕罪啊!
00:53:20啊!都起吧
00:53:31!你刚才不是要抓人吗
00:53:33?来!抓!当着本宫的面抓
00:53:39!臣不敢
00:53:40!臣不知秀公主在死
00:53:42!多有冒犯!多有冒犯
00:53:45!好!既然你不抓
00:53:46!那本宫就找其他人来抓!
00:53:49周文元华接纸!是就咱俩
00:53:53?这是咱俩,快快快
00:53:55!草雲接纸!奉天成韵
00:53:59!皇帝诏曰
00:54:00!安县县令孟某
00:54:02!年老体衰!难当重任
00:54:05!特准其!告老还乡
00:54:07!原流放范
00:54:08!周文!查案有功
00:54:10!品行端正
00:54:11!即日起!正式任命为
00:54:13!安县县令
00:54:14!原流放范
00:54:15!原华!辅佐得力
00:54:17!即日起!
00:54:19Okay.
00:54:27I will be seated.
00:54:28I will be seated.
00:54:30I will be seated.
00:54:35This is the name of the royal council.
00:54:36You are seated seated.
00:54:38I will be seated.
00:54:44What?
00:54:45What are you doing?
00:54:47You're a king.
00:54:48You're a king.
00:55:05長武!
00:55:10你殺害牛二買通正人,又在朝堂上大肆辱罵皇室,三罪併罰,你可認罪!
00:55:15我是! 牛二是我殺的!
00:55:17我錯了!
00:55:18當人!
00:55:19饒命!
00:55:19公主!
00:55:20饒命啊公主!
00:55:22饒命?
00:55:24那牛二死的時候,你可曾想過饒他一命?
00:55:27我!
00:55:27方管家!
00:55:28在!
00:55:30你助紂為虐,聯合長武殺人埋屍!
00:55:32殺人埋屍,事後不僅不知悔改,還敢賄賂官員,該當何罪?
00:55:37大人饒命! 大人饒命!
00:55:40都是少爺讓我做的,都是他支持我的!
00:55:42大人!
00:55:43放屁!
00:55:44臭明明都是你出的主意!
00:55:46你!
00:55:46够了!
00:55:47来人!
00:55:49将他让人押入大牢!
00:55:50择日问斩!
00:55:53救我!
00:55:54救我爹!
00:55:59救我!
00:56:00救我爹!
00:56:01救我爹!
00:56:02我的乖儿子呀!
00:56:03哎呀!
00:56:04还看着,自身弄弹饱了!
00:56:06还担心你的宝贝儿子呢?
00:56:09你!
00:56:11你不过就是个刘放范,侥幸得了公主的赏识!
00:56:16真以为能骑到本官的头上啊!
00:56:17那本公倒想问问,你身为朝廷命官,
00:56:20为何会包庇自己儿子的杀人罪行?
00:56:22今日是本公看到了!
00:56:25若是本公不在!
00:56:27岂不是铸就一桩冤假错案!
00:56:29臣知错!
00:56:30臣知错!
00:56:31臣知错!
00:56:33只是玄子长武他也是一时糊涂!
00:56:35一时糊涂呀!
00:56:37一时糊涂!
00:56:40一时糊涂!
00:56:41一时糊涂!
00:56:51一时糊涂!
00:56:52担任知府期间,常年收受贿赂!
00:56:55做这种为虎作仓的事情,也不止一次了!
00:56:58公主!
00:56:59您看怎么处置!
00:57:00您若是有想法,那就由你做主!
00:57:03好嘞!
00:57:04在下等的就是这句话!
00:57:11你,你想干什么?
00:57:14不要过来呀!
00:57:16我想干什么?
00:57:18长大人!
00:57:19嗯,不知道,你的这双手,有没有干过苦力!
00:57:26不如就让长大人,在安县做三年杂役!
00:57:30至于干点什么呢?
00:57:32不如就罚你,扫毛房吧!
00:57:35至于你贪污的钱嘛!
00:57:37全部充公!
00:57:39公主!
00:57:40您看!
00:57:41不会!
00:57:43我同意!
00:57:45我也同意!
00:57:46好!
00:57:47那就这么决定了!
00:57:48王麻子!
00:57:49在!
00:57:50把人带下去!
00:57:51让他今天就上任!
00:57:52得令!
00:57:54嘿嘿!
00:57:56放开我!
00:57:57放开我!
00:57:58丑文!
00:58:00你给我等着三年后!
00:58:01我!
00:58:03还等着三年后我们早升官了!
00:58:05你就安心扫你的毛病去吧!
00:58:10你就不怕她是为了报丧子之仇找到麻烦!
00:58:12放心!
00:58:13她呀!
00:58:14没这个机会的!
00:58:15你就这么肯定!
00:58:16哼!
00:58:18哼!
00:58:18对!
00:58:19你很快就会知道了!
00:58:25公主!
00:58:27公主!
00:58:28常怀恩死了!
00:58:29死了!
00:58:30死了!
00:58:31怎么死的!
00:58:31淹死的!
00:58:34被百姓推到了粪坑里!
00:58:35活活淹死的!
00:58:37那场面!
00:58:37渴死了!
00:58:42你早就知道了!
00:58:44公主!
00:58:45我知道!
00:58:46你爱于身份!
00:58:47不便亲自动手!
00:58:48只是若真让她死回复燃!
00:58:50只怕会后患无穷!
00:58:53她在任期间做了那么多有为良心的事情!
00:58:54有这样的下场!
00:58:56也算是报应不少!
00:58:57只是这法不责重!
00:58:59公主!
00:59:00您不会追究吧!
00:59:02做得不错!
00:59:05既然这件事情解决了!
00:59:08那就该翻翻周大人的旧账了!
00:59:09旧账?
00:59:10我哪有什么旧账了!
00:59:13我一直都是一个勤勤恳恳的好信令啊!
00:59:14据我所知!
00:59:17安县已经三年没有给朝廷交过税了!
00:59:18父皇说了!
00:59:21给你俩正式官职的前提是!
00:59:22把税交上!
00:59:23这这!
00:59:25交什么税啊!
00:59:26公主!
00:59:27我们哪有钱交税啊!
00:59:29你真以为公主不知道啊!
00:59:30你们两个!
00:59:30前两天!
00:59:32刚刚收过朝怀恩的五千里!
00:59:33怎么!
00:59:35想要四吞了不成!
00:59:39哎!
00:59:40交!
00:59:41我们肯定交!
00:59:43我们正要交上去呢!
00:59:44对!
00:59:46我们打算把这些钱都交了!
00:59:48那自然是最好的!
00:59:55行了!
00:59:56别哭了!
00:59:57干什么?
00:59:58行了!
00:59:59快把我的令牌!
01:00:00给我吧!
01:00:01什么意思啊!
01:00:03刚拿了我们五千两!
01:00:04现在还把令牌也拿走!
01:00:06你连个纪念都不给我留!
01:00:08我们太酷了!
01:00:09太酷了!
01:00:11太酷了!
01:00:12你不把令牌给我!
01:00:15我怎么在安县办公!
01:00:16啊!
01:00:17啊!
01:00:17什么!
01:00:18留在安县办公!
01:00:20真的!
01:00:21嗯!
01:00:21公主说的!
01:00:23公主说的!
01:00:24那还能有钱!
01:00:25啊!
01:00:25公主说的!
01:00:26啊!
01:00:28我把你们的钱都拿走了!
01:00:30安县百姓这么穷苦!
01:00:31我总不能就这么不管了吧!
01:00:33自然得想办法!
01:00:34帮你们搞钱!
01:00:35公主!
01:00:36您太好了!
01:00:39公主!
01:00:41谢谢您!
01:00:42现在谢我还是太早了!
01:00:46我能提供的只是资源和部分金钱的支持!
01:00:49安县的发展还得靠你们自己!
01:00:50周文啊!
01:00:51我只会办案!
01:00:53搞钱这种事就得靠你了!
01:00:55嗯!
01:00:57搞钱!
01:00:59搞钱!
01:01:01哎!
01:01:02有了!
01:01:03什么!
01:01:08那就是招商!
01:01:09招商!
01:01:11没错!
01:01:12安县没钱!
01:01:13那就是招商!
01:01:13那就是招商!
01:01:15就是因为招商不愿意来这里发展!
01:01:19所以我们要做的就是把他们吸引来!
01:01:20用什么办法?
01:01:24办法就是办一个安县诗词大会!
01:01:26诗词大会!
01:01:27跟招商有什么关系啊?
01:01:29哎!
01:01:29你想想!
01:01:31能来诗词大会的都是什么样的人?
01:01:33都是读书人吧!
01:01:35那有钱人!
01:01:36喜欢结交什么人!
01:01:38读书的人!
01:01:39官场上的人吧!
01:01:40哎!
01:01:41所以啊!
01:01:42富商们空有钱财!
01:01:44但社会定位低!
01:01:46但是这社会定位高的读书人!
01:01:48又需要金钱支援!
01:01:50而我们的诗词大会!
01:01:53既能吸引来仰慕财情的读书人!
01:01:55又能吸引来想结交读书人的富商!
01:01:57这样的话!
01:01:58这样的话!
01:02:01安县就能成为二者之间的桥梁!
01:02:02既有了金钱!
01:02:04又有了优秀的人才!
01:02:06安县就会快速发展起来!
01:02:08没错!
01:02:10这有钱只能解意识之困!
01:02:11这有了人才!
01:02:13才能助力安县长久发展呀!
01:02:17这有了人才!
01:02:18有道理啊!
01:02:20我怎么没想到啊!
01:02:21嗯!
01:02:23就你这猪脑子!
01:02:25能想到才怪咯!
01:02:26说什么呢!
01:02:27你能想出来!
01:02:28看你的猪鼻子!
01:02:29你!
01:02:30怎么的!
01:02:31嗯!
01:02:34嗯!
01:02:40我还有个问题!
01:02:40我还有个问题!
01:02:42文人一向都有几番奥鼓!
01:02:47你怎么能保证诗词大会能吸引来优秀的读书人呢?
01:02:48有奥鼓就对了!
01:02:50我就怕他们没有奥鼓!
01:02:53安县诗词大会只有一个噱头!
01:02:55能赢下安县县令者为胜!
01:02:57安县县令!
01:02:59不就是你吗?
01:03:01你!
01:03:03嗯!
01:03:04嗯!
01:03:04嗯!
01:03:04嗯!
01:03:04那我行吗?
01:03:09瞧不起谁呢?
01:03:10任周文可是!
01:03:11教授!
01:03:12嗯!
01:03:12过很多!
01:03:13学生的!
01:03:15啊!
01:03:15哦!
01:03:16思雨姑娘放心!
01:03:17不惨贵的说!
01:03:18当今大夏才学!
01:03:20能赢过周某人的!
01:03:21还是了了可数的!
01:03:22你!
01:03:24真有这么厉害吗?
01:03:25周文!
01:03:27我相信你!
01:03:28嗯!
01:03:29既然你心里有了想法!
01:03:31那就放心大胆去做!
01:03:32有什么需要的!
01:03:33跟我说!
01:03:34嗯!
01:03:34好!
01:03:35那我现在去!
01:03:36哎!
01:03:37等等!
01:03:41你就穿这一身去誓词大会!
01:03:42还是我找人给你做一身吧!
01:03:43哎!
01:03:43公主!
01:03:44我也没要吗?
01:03:46你看我这里面还套着秋服呢!
01:03:47老可怜啦!
01:03:48当然可以!
01:03:49多!
01:03:50多谢公主!
01:03:51啊!
01:03:51公主!
01:03:54那既然都这样啊!
01:03:57那你能不能顺便给王麻子他们?
01:03:57周文!
01:04:00你可真能得寸进尺啊!
01:04:01哎呀!
01:04:02公主啊!
01:04:03这!
01:04:03我们出门在外!
01:04:05不都是顾着您的颜面吗?
01:04:07我们到时候怕你有失体面!
01:04:08看我心情咯!
01:04:12看我心情咯!
01:04:14嘿嘿!
01:04:15你看我怎么样?
01:04:16穿西服啦!
01:04:17看我这事不说呀!
01:04:19这像怎么回事啊!
01:04:20你也不说呀!
01:04:22我这一切还不一样啊!
01:04:23往后啊!
01:04:25她们就是...
01:04:25啊!
01:04:27啊!
01:04:31哎呀!
01:04:31哎呀!
01:04:33袁师爷!
01:04:34你这...
01:04:34这...
01:04:35这衣服也...
01:04:36太...
01:04:37太... 太好看了!
01:04:42挺好看啊!
01:04:43袁师爷!
01:04:44什么袁师爷!
01:04:45我现在是袁县城!
01:04:46这...
01:04:47有有有...
01:04:48有啥区别啊!
01:04:49师爷!
01:04:50那是民间的称呼!
01:04:51县城!
01:04:53是正巴士的超庭命馆!
01:04:55是全县的二把手!
01:04:56周大人说的!
01:04:58呃...
01:04:59呃...
01:05:00啥...
01:05:01啥意思?
01:05:03啥意思?
01:05:03俺也不知道啊!
01:05:04这...
01:05:05是...
01:05:06师爷!
01:05:07这...
01:05:08啥...
01:05:08啥...
01:05:08啥意思?
01:05:10哎呀!
01:05:11以你们的智慧!
01:05:12很难跟你们解释!
01:05:13以后呢!
01:05:14你们还继续叫我师爷!
01:05:15但是在正式场合,一定得叫我现成!
01:05:18听懂了吗?
01:05:19哦!
01:05:21这...
01:05:21记住了!
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