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00:00:04Attaboy, Leo! See some hustle, Troy!
00:00:08Go, Leo! Go, Leo! Go, Leo!
00:00:11Woo! Yeah!
00:00:13I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:00:17I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo.
00:00:20My crush since childhood.
00:00:36Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:00:40I'm sorry.
00:00:44I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:00:53You just got pucked, Dora.
00:00:58But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be.
00:01:02And how badly people could get hurt.
00:01:04It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
00:01:14Happy birthday to my dearest daughter. We love you so much.
00:01:18I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:01:28Get with Leo. Lose my big card.
00:01:35You followed Leo to college for nothing.
00:01:38Idiot.
00:01:39The divergent.
00:01:41No.
00:01:42If you want it, you're gonna have to make it happen.
00:01:46Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
00:01:50Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
00:02:05Dora.
00:02:08Can it wait?
00:02:09I'm just, I'm a little busy.
00:02:11Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:14I think we would make a great team.
00:02:16I've been saving myself for you.
00:02:18And I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:28Oh my god!
00:02:29What did she just say?
00:02:30She's a virgin. L-M-A-O.
00:02:35How sweet.
00:02:36A pleading little virgin.
00:02:39Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:02:43What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:02:49Fifty.
00:02:50Hey.
00:02:51I didn't realize you were at the toilet.
00:02:53It's funny.
00:02:54Something in the toilet made me think of you.
00:02:56And then I heard your needy voice.
00:02:58I can't believe you're still a virgin.
00:03:02Wait.
00:03:03I totally can.
00:03:06But I do love what you've done with your hair.
00:03:09Cool.
00:03:12Don't cut my mustache.
00:03:15I'll just...
00:03:16I'll leave you guys.
00:03:18Go.
00:03:18And this...
00:03:21It's interesting.
00:03:26No one has a choice for her.
00:03:28They can be appealing.
00:03:29Or they can be you.
00:03:32I like this cardigan.
00:03:35So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
00:03:40Leo's hot.
00:03:42You're not.
00:03:43Leo's rich.
00:03:44Poor.
00:03:45We're in, you're out.
00:03:46Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:03:51Maybe.
00:03:52Know your place, nerd.
00:03:54In the library,
00:03:55open your nose with the oven.
00:03:56Please.
00:04:03Now, if you could just, uh,
00:04:05finish up with some tears for my followers.
00:04:06Please.
00:04:21What the hell?
00:04:22I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
00:04:44I'll just go.
00:04:47What?
00:04:48Mostly the people.
00:04:52Oh, come on.
00:04:53It's not that bad.
00:04:54I just told Leo that I was in love with him, but Mindy was there.
00:04:57So now the whole school's gonna know that I'm a virgin.
00:04:59Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
00:05:02Come on.
00:05:03I know you're in there, virgin.
00:05:05I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
00:05:18Oh.
00:05:19Troy.
00:05:21No virgins here.
00:05:22You already knew that, right?
00:05:25Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
00:05:36Oh.
00:05:37Not so fast.
00:05:39Lord, the ignorer.
00:05:40I saved you.
00:05:41Now you own me.
00:05:43Big time.
00:05:47No way.
00:05:48Guys like you only want one thing.
00:05:50Such a mess.
00:05:51Help pass me math.
00:05:54Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation, and I know you're good with that kind of stuff,
00:05:58but it's gotta be kept real secret.
00:05:59If you got a virus from a corn site, that's your own problem.
00:06:02No.
00:06:03No.
00:06:03Some stranger's putting money into my account, and I'm worried they're setting me up to make
00:06:06it look like I'm throwing games.
00:06:09Match fixing?
00:06:10That also sounds super dodgy.
00:06:12I'm not touching it.
00:06:13No.
00:06:13No.
00:06:13Wait.
00:06:15What if we did a deal?
00:06:17You helped me, and I helped you get Leo.
00:06:22Swing for fifth base in no time.
00:06:25It's a sexual reference.
00:06:26For you.
00:06:27Once I have sex with Leo.
00:06:31It's not just sex.
00:06:33I love Leo.
00:06:35I've been waiting for him.
00:06:37So do we have a deal?
00:06:38Okay, but I need to clear something up.
00:06:41Fifth base?
00:06:42I thought it was fourth.
00:06:44You got some work to do.
00:06:46You think I'm a joke?
00:06:48It's called teasing the world.
00:06:51If you want me, you aren't.
00:06:55So, you need to be able to flirt and, you know, do things?
00:07:02You want me to teach her I kissed a lot?
00:07:12I just want to know what Leo will expect.
00:07:16I'm not super familiar with this stuff.
00:07:18Sweet.
00:07:21Alright.
00:07:23Maybe we should tackle it in order.
00:07:25List it for me.
00:07:27Flirting fashion technique.
00:07:28Okay, so you spend some time thinking about this.
00:07:31Alright.
00:07:32Flirting skills first and then boom.
00:07:34Fifth base.
00:07:35Sounds good.
00:07:35Just, uh, don't forget about fashion.
00:07:37And we need a deadline.
00:07:39How about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team?
00:07:41You can get a big move there.
00:07:42It's only two weeks away.
00:07:44Calm down.
00:07:45You're not that hopeless.
00:07:46We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
00:07:49Sounds good.
00:07:52My whole life's gonna change.
00:07:54Go team.
00:07:56Oh, it's dirty.
00:07:57Good.
00:08:04Dora!
00:08:05Just the person I wanted to see.
00:08:07Oh, shit.
00:08:08I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
00:08:12You did?
00:08:13Yeah.
00:08:14I was just feeling really insecure because I really like Leo.
00:08:20I shouldn't have reacted that way.
00:08:22Yeah.
00:08:23Okay.
00:08:25Thanks.
00:08:26Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
00:08:28You should totally come.
00:08:30All of us lost our B cards at cake parties.
00:08:32Don't we, girls?
00:08:34Totally!
00:08:52Wee!
00:08:52What the hell, Dora?
00:08:53Do you even live here?
00:08:54It's so friggin' neat.
00:08:55I like things organized.
00:08:59What are you doing?
00:09:00Checking to see if your underwear is color-coded.
00:09:03You're probably a mass solution of the week, huh?
00:09:08My underwear is none of your business.
00:09:11I mean, it kind of is.
00:09:15If you want my help landing, Leo.
00:09:18Please stop talking about my underwear.
00:09:35Just what are you doing?
00:09:38You have such incredible eyes, Dora.
00:09:43I've never noticed how beautiful you are before.
00:09:50They're just eyes
00:09:52I have two of them, like everyone else
00:09:55Come on, Dora, I was flirting with you
00:09:58This is why I need help
00:10:02Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
00:10:04Just be open to signals
00:10:06Don't be Dora the Ignorer
00:10:09Can I bore you?
00:10:12Why would you care?
00:10:20Because you have such beautiful eyes
00:10:27You're flirting again?
00:10:30Yeah, you're supposed to say something flirty back
00:10:33Something flirty back
00:10:38I know, I will practice on Leo at the Freddy's night
00:10:41What do you think?
00:10:43What?
00:10:45But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on
00:10:47Don't expect miracles
00:10:49We'll need to have another flirting lesson
00:11:03That was a drink
00:11:04Just
00:11:05Try to be cool
00:11:07Dude, when am I not cool
00:11:13Oh my god, there's Leo
00:11:15You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea
00:11:18Yeah, good luck
00:11:23Oh my god
00:11:24Oh my god
00:11:29Hey
00:11:32Hey
00:11:34I felt you staring at me from over there
00:11:36Was I?
00:11:40I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday
00:11:42You don't gotta say it
00:11:44Minnie's a bitch
00:11:45And you're awesome
00:11:46I know
00:11:53I know
00:11:59I don't need to interrupt
00:12:02School
00:12:03School
00:12:06I'm sorry if I was being weird yesterday
00:12:09You don't gotta say it's cool
00:12:12Okay
00:12:15Yes, she does
00:12:16Doesn't she gross?
00:12:19Whatever it is
00:12:21And I think it is her vagina
00:12:24It's like a vagina
00:12:25My dryer
00:12:26We call it
00:12:28Dora
00:12:32What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:12:37We're doing nothing
00:12:39She needs you
00:12:40Because
00:12:41You're nothing
00:12:43Oh
00:12:44I thought you were talking about how much lube you need
00:12:47She buys an inventi size tube
00:12:49How cute
00:12:50But with how many guys you're seeing
00:12:51It's probably up to Trenta, right?
00:12:55That's the microphone
00:12:59Don't you dare laugh
00:13:01It's about me all of a sudden
00:13:09What do you see in her?
00:13:11Dora the borer
00:13:13Does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
00:13:19She's great
00:13:21It's as simple as that, Minnie
00:13:24Do you know what it'll do for my brother?
00:13:25Reputation
00:13:26If your first girlfriend after me
00:13:27Is some pathetic little needy virgin
00:13:30Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
00:13:34I think it's kind of sweet
00:13:41This is just the start
00:13:42You suck this ironing board
00:13:45Get ready for the plan I have
00:13:47Specifically for you
00:13:48In five minutes
00:14:01Come on
00:14:01I'll tell you something about it
00:14:07Wait here
00:14:08I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks
00:14:17Leo, I have been in love with you for years
00:14:19I think we'd make a great team
00:14:21I've been saving myself for you
00:14:22And I want you to be the one
00:14:23To take my virginity
00:14:24Before my 18th birthday next month
00:14:28I almost got some real
00:14:29Tick of a lady once
00:14:32Could you be any more desperate?
00:14:34I don't know
00:14:36Can you go up?
00:14:38Ready?
00:14:39Okay
00:14:39Take my virginity
00:14:41Take my virginity
00:14:43Take my virginity
00:15:00Please stop
00:15:02Please let me go
00:15:28Anne, where are you?
00:15:34I don't believe it doesn't see me like this
00:15:38Please
00:15:38Please let me go
00:15:40Mom, honey, do you want to go?
00:15:42Please
00:15:44You can go
00:15:45We just want to hear you say it
00:15:47One more time
00:15:49Say
00:15:50Take my virginity
00:15:52Say it
00:15:55Say it
00:15:56Say it
00:15:57Say it
00:15:58Say it
00:15:59Say it
00:16:00That's enough
00:16:05That's enough
00:16:13And you wonder why guys keep leaving you
00:16:17I don't care what anyone says
00:16:19When someone starts shit with me
00:16:21I always finish it
00:16:23You're wrong
00:16:25I'll finish it
00:16:43I'll get you
00:16:53I'll get you
00:16:56I can't let Mindy get to you
00:16:58You need to fight back
00:16:59Like with a shark
00:17:00You just need to punch her in the nose
00:17:05Why do you care?
00:17:06Is she a lesbian?
00:17:09You remind me of my little sister
00:17:12Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
00:17:16I mean she's eight
00:17:17I really hope so
00:17:20Do you remind you of an eight year old?
00:17:22Oh
00:17:23Dad
00:17:25Stop crying
00:17:28It's all going to be okay
00:17:30Yeah
00:17:32It's easy for you to say
00:17:34You have to go to the hockey team
00:17:36Everyone loves you
00:17:39I'm just
00:17:41Dora
00:17:46I have to think you're pretty great
00:17:50And that should count for something
00:17:52Since I'm apparently so amazing
00:17:59I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy
00:18:05I said
00:18:08Because I meant it
00:18:09Because I meant it
00:18:18The worst part is
00:18:20I need to get a chance to talk to Leo
00:18:25You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you
00:18:28No matter what you do
00:18:29I just have to change the way that he sees me
00:18:31I just need you to give me a clear shot at the goal
00:18:39Okay
00:18:40We'll make it happen
00:18:41If that's what you really want
00:18:47Let's do another flirty lesson
00:18:49Now?
00:18:51It's not like we have another party to get to
00:18:59Great team
00:19:02Let's pretend like we're on a date
00:19:06She'll be some partners
00:19:08Okay
00:19:09So
00:19:10Flirting
00:19:12You want to make
00:19:13Lots of eye contact
00:19:16And if you can
00:19:18Touch them
00:19:21Your arm
00:19:23I thought it was right
00:19:26Everything that I had inside my mind
00:19:30Yeah, it felt so good
00:19:33Walking next to you
00:19:35You said you liked me too
00:19:37Sometimes I
00:19:39Want to see what you're like
00:19:41I know this is fake
00:19:43But it feels real
00:19:44And you should
00:19:48Laugh at Leo's jokes
00:19:49If he makes any
00:19:50Which he probably won't
00:19:52And then you should
00:19:54Find something special about him
00:19:55To compliment him
00:19:56If you don't think I'm here
00:20:04You're a really good teacher
00:20:08Am I?
00:20:10It smells so good
00:20:13Just that
00:20:14Just because we want to get closer
00:20:16I'm just trying to find
00:20:18Where
00:20:18I want to
00:20:20I want to
00:20:23I want to
00:20:26I want to
00:20:27I want to
00:20:27That shit actually works
00:20:34Congratulations
00:20:34You just passed Flirting 101
00:20:37You're better at this than you thought
00:20:38I know
00:20:39Wait, who knew I had it in me?
00:20:42Just curious
00:20:43Why did you say that stuff about me?
00:20:45Well
00:20:47You told me to find something special
00:20:48About the person I was flirty with
00:20:50And you went with
00:20:52I smell nice
00:20:54What's wrong with that?
00:20:56How do you want to smell?
00:20:58A pair of sweaty old socks
00:21:00Hockey players are tough, okay?
00:21:01We don't smell nice
00:21:04Hey
00:21:06Relax
00:21:07You are still a beast of the ice
00:21:10I will let your secret get out
00:21:14Nobody gives me shit the way you do
00:21:17I like it
00:21:19Thanks
00:21:21Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
00:21:24Yeah
00:21:24Can I ask?
00:21:25It's down here somewhere
00:21:43Victoria's helping Troy track the money?
00:21:45If she works out I sense it
00:21:46They'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer
00:21:48She's going to fuck everything up
00:21:55I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
00:22:02What's up with you and Dora?
00:22:05What's it to you?
00:22:06She's an old friend.
00:22:07Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
00:22:09Yeah?
00:22:11Sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
00:22:14Dora.
00:22:15Hardly.
00:22:16She's like our team mascot.
00:22:18Perfect.
00:22:19And I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating.
00:22:30I wonder if Troy will like this.
00:22:33I don't care what Troy thinks.
00:22:34This is about Leo, stupid.
00:22:43Going somewhere, geek girl?
00:22:48I've got a date with Troy.
00:22:56Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
00:23:00Where are you going?
00:23:01The library?
00:23:05I obviously did something to offend you.
00:23:07Everything about you offends me, geek.
00:23:10The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
00:23:16I mean, do you have any self-respect?
00:23:20Can I go?
00:23:22Well, not until I help you out a little.
00:23:24I mean, if you're trying to get late, you're going about it all wrong.
00:23:28And these have a definite gotta go.
00:23:34And the sword again?
00:23:36So gross.
00:23:38Stop!
00:23:39And you got a paper hook with something?
00:23:43Stop!
00:23:51You gotta fight back.
00:23:52Like with a shark.
00:23:53You gotta punch her in the nose.
00:24:13Sorry, I'm late.
00:24:14Yeah, you should be.
00:24:15It's not really good for my reputation to be so lame for a girl.
00:24:19Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said 5th base is innovative sexual intimacy.
00:24:29It's the butt.
00:24:32But, like, I have one tear.
00:24:35I'll get you to the left.
00:24:41I'll just stick to 4th base then.
00:24:50There's a crazy location.
00:24:52That's our spellcrust.
00:24:53Do you know I'm assaulting?
00:24:54Are you Norm Miller?
00:24:56Norm Miller, you're under arrest for aggravating assault.
00:25:02Whoa, whoa, hang on a second.
00:25:03Can we just talk about this?
00:25:05This young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated.
00:25:08No, she's the one who assaulted me.
00:25:09Wait, they opened my shirt to pictures.
00:25:11Hey, Sam.
00:25:14I've seen you at the ring, yeah?
00:25:16Yeah.
00:25:16I don't miss a game.
00:25:17You guys are crushing it this year.
00:25:18Oh, thanks. Yeah, but you see, Dora here, she's the team's assistant.
00:25:21She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
00:25:23Yeah?
00:25:24No.
00:25:25This is bullshit. This is not happening.
00:25:28Oh, really?
00:25:29Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear?
00:25:36That's what I thought.
00:25:38Sorry for this misunderstanding.
00:25:43Nice to meet you.
00:25:44Nice to meet you, too.
00:25:45See you in the next game?
00:25:46You will, though, team.
00:25:53Lay hands on Dora again, and you'll be dealing with me.
00:25:55Got it?
00:26:07You can't believe you're recognizing him in the ring.
00:26:09No, I've never seen him before in my life.
00:26:12That was bullshit?
00:26:13It worked, didn't it?
00:26:15Unbelievable.
00:26:16You know, what's unbelievable is you punching Mindy in the face.
00:26:19I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
00:26:21I don't know what happened, okay?
00:26:22Just one moment, she was monitoring me, and then the next, my fist was just in her face.
00:26:28Yeah, I wish it would have been there, slugger.
00:26:48I'm calling the cops.
00:26:50I don't know if you can stay with me tonight.
00:26:58I'll change my sheets, and you're sleeping in my bed tonight.
00:27:03I'll take the floor.
00:27:10I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
00:27:12He feels so good.
00:27:13Oh, no!
00:27:14Am I hot for Troy?
00:27:22Do you have something I could change into?
00:27:24Yeah, of course.
00:27:29Thanks.
00:27:41So sorry, I did not realize.
00:27:45Relax, you've seen worse in the locker rooms after I forget you.
00:27:48Yeah, but that's, that's different.
00:27:51You can look now.
00:27:53You're still shirtless.
00:27:55It's how I sleep.
00:27:57But if you think you won't be able to control yourself...
00:27:59Dream on.
00:28:05It's a fabulous role I'm on.
00:28:08Babe.
00:28:09Thanks, babe.
00:28:33Hey, Grandpa, share the bed if you want.
00:28:41I trust you.
00:28:42A lot of people say you shouldn't.
00:28:44I'm sure you're not for you.
00:28:46You're a gentleman.
00:28:48You're gonna ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff like that.
00:28:52Are you sure?
00:28:54We can put a pillow in between us.
00:28:58We might need a bigger pillow.
00:29:01I'm sure.
00:29:26What happened to the pillow?
00:29:28Someone threw it on the floor.
00:29:30It wasn't me.
00:29:32Why would I do that?
00:29:33I don't know.
00:29:35Maybe because you want me to do this?
00:29:48Nice.
00:30:00You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base.
00:30:05I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
00:30:07Thanks.
00:30:08Yeah.
00:30:09Sorry for freaking out.
00:30:11I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion since the dance is torn up.
00:30:18Yeah.
00:30:18I actually need to call my cousins about that.
00:30:20Yeah.
00:30:21Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
00:30:26Okay.
00:30:27I have an American history exam I gotta get to, so I'm gonna...
00:30:35Hey, what's up?
00:30:37What's up, dude?
00:30:39So, I heard Dora from Spindy.
00:30:42It's unhinged, man.
00:30:43Trust me, dude.
00:30:45Manny deserved it.
00:30:47You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
00:30:51Why are you so down on Dora?
00:30:53Isn't she your friend?
00:30:54Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up,
00:30:58and you need to be more focused.
00:31:00I'm focused.
00:31:01Okay, don't worry about me.
00:31:02It doesn't look it.
00:31:03When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming,
00:31:06you're running around the door all the time.
00:31:12Leo!
00:31:13Hey!
00:31:15I gotta wash this.
00:31:17Get it back to you.
00:31:20Many trash stores run such as stay in here last night.
00:31:23Wow!
00:31:25Are you that desperate to get laid?
00:31:38Stop it, stop it!
00:31:39Okay.
00:31:40Troy is just a friend.
00:31:44It's nice to know what you really think of me.
00:31:45I was just looking out for you.
00:31:46Troy's the biggest player on campus.
00:31:48You're a virgin.
00:31:50I just didn't want you to get hurt.
00:31:53Thanks, man.
00:31:56There's nothing happening between us.
00:31:59Don't say that more, do you?
00:32:01Thanks, buddy.
00:32:02Great chat.
00:32:04Go, team.
00:32:12Excuse me.
00:32:16The boss wants an update.
00:32:21Hey, Big Mike.
00:32:22How's it hanging?
00:32:25Right.
00:32:26Nothing.
00:32:27So, everything's set to where you lose the big match,
00:32:30except Troy's trying to figure out where the fight comes from.
00:32:36Then you'd better make sure that does not happen.
00:32:46Hey, just about to call you.
00:32:47So, I tracked the money to an offshore account,
00:32:49and then I traced it to a local bank.
00:32:50You got a name yet?
00:32:51Not yet, but I will.
00:32:54How'd your exam go?
00:32:56A-stick, as usual.
00:32:58Nerd.
00:33:00That's good.
00:33:01Now you can focus on this.
00:33:06Bernardo and Lydia.
00:33:07My cousins.
00:33:08They're going to do that whole fairy godmother thing with you.
00:33:14Hi.
00:33:15You ready for this?
00:33:17I think so.
00:33:19She's ready.
00:33:20Buckle up, girl.
00:33:21We're about to rock your world.
00:33:27I don't do makeover montages, so I'm out of here,
00:33:29but the car will pick you up at 6.
00:33:32Be ready.
00:33:33You got me a car?
00:33:35Gotta make an entrance.
00:33:38That's fun.
00:33:39Hi.
00:33:42Oh, we're going to have a house.
00:33:45This is my favorite part.
00:33:46Oh, no.
00:33:48Burn.
00:33:49Trash.
00:33:50Honey, is this from their school?
00:33:51I think that's it.
00:33:53We're not going to do that again.
00:33:54The 2014 Gap sweater.
00:33:56Going.
00:34:02Cinderella's ready for the ball.
00:34:04I did it again.
00:34:05We did it.
00:34:06Oh, we.
00:34:17What if everyone laughs at me?
00:34:18What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:34:21Maybe I'd be better off to die in a virgin.
00:34:28Damn.
00:34:29We just had a party.
00:34:34Oh, my God.
00:34:36Is that virgin Dora?
00:34:52I count this for you.
00:34:53Hey.
00:34:54Hey.
00:34:55What do you want me to say?
00:34:57Don't we care if you want to try hard?
00:34:58No.
00:34:59You look beautiful.
00:35:01What do you want me to say, Ricky?
00:35:03Probably what every other straight guy in the zip code is thinking.
00:35:06Who is that incredibly hot chick?
00:35:15Could this get any sadder?
00:35:16I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:35:20She looks amazing.
00:35:24That little nerd thinks she can have everything.
00:35:28May I have this dance?
00:35:30Sorry in advance for your feet.
00:35:33I can handle it.
00:35:34I can handle it.
00:35:34Follow my way.
00:35:35I got you.
00:35:39He's so strong.
00:35:41He feels so safe in his arms.
00:35:43And he really does smell good.
00:35:47What am I doing?
00:35:49I'm supposed to be here for Leo.
00:35:50I can't fall for Troy.
00:36:01You can't seriously want that.
00:36:03You can put a lipstick on a pig.
00:36:05But it's still a pig.
00:36:07Once a nerd, always a nerd.
00:36:10Shut up, Mindy.
00:36:13You want to cut it?
00:36:15Yeah.
00:36:25You've been hiding all this hotness from me for all these years.
00:36:28It's just me.
00:36:29Underneath all the makeup and hairspray,
00:36:31it's still the same old Dora.
00:36:33Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time.
00:36:35I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:36:37I didn't realize you liked it enough with me.
00:36:39Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much,
00:36:41it's given me a chance to miss you.
00:36:44Really?
00:36:47Would you go to dinner with me tomorrow night?
00:36:50Yeah.
00:36:51Just go grab a burger or something?
00:36:54No.
00:36:55Like a proper dinner.
00:36:56Like a date.
00:37:01He's never going to appreciate her the way I do.
00:37:03This is fucking killing me.
00:37:05I shouldn't be thinking about Troy all the time like this.
00:37:07Leo's my work.
00:37:11Leo just asked the nerd on a date.
00:37:13I don't know.
00:37:15I can relax.
00:37:18I'd love to come on a date with you.
00:37:20Or something sexy, because we're going fancy.
00:37:23Cool.
00:37:24Yeah, I'll try.
00:37:25Maybe she's got Leo and Troy after her.
00:37:28What is this, opposites day?
00:37:30What is going on?
00:37:31You look really pretty tonight, Mindy.
00:37:33Keeps hotter than Dora.
00:37:34Stop sucking up and help me come up with a plan for payback.
00:37:38Look, these could work.
00:37:41All you need is ten seconds.
00:37:47Perfect.
00:37:49And I won't ask you why you're carrying laxatives around.
00:37:58I'm going to use the restroom?
00:37:59Yeah.
00:38:00Cool.
00:38:07Ten seconds after drinking this spiked drink, Dora the Boer is getting those she's going to split the wrong.
00:38:14Dora, hi.
00:38:16Have you tried this drink?
00:38:17It's so good.
00:38:19That's okay, Mindy.
00:38:21Good.
00:38:22Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:38:24Do you want to be my friend?
00:38:35Actually, I think I'm okay.
00:38:48How'd you know I was thirsty?
00:38:49Thanks, Mindy.
00:38:50Actually, the drink is for me.
00:38:53I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink.
00:38:58Cheers.
00:39:08Everyone!
00:39:10Could I have your attention over here, please?
00:39:12Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle.
00:39:17Dora the Boer is about to make an unforgettable announcement.
00:39:21Not with her mouth, but with her...
00:39:23Well, six.
00:39:25Six, five, four, six, five, four, six, five, four, six, five, three, three, two, one.
00:39:37No, no, no, no, no.
00:39:39No, no, no.
00:39:40This does not happen.
00:39:47Dora, don't touch me.
00:39:50What's going on?
00:39:53This is just a dream.
00:39:55Wake up.
00:39:58Oh my god!
00:40:01Yo, Mimi just shit her pants!
00:40:03Oh my god.
00:40:05Oh my god.
00:40:08Oh my god.
00:40:10That's right.
00:40:12Shut up.
00:40:14Put that down.
00:40:16Stop filming me!
00:40:24Thank you for saving me.
00:40:26How do you know she's gonna do that?
00:40:28I was watching her.
00:40:30I knew she couldn't handle how good you looked.
00:40:34How'd things go to Leo?
00:40:36Great. We're going on a date.
00:40:39That's all thanks to you.
00:40:46Thanks, guys. I appreciate you. I'll pay you back ASAP.
00:40:54That Dora, she knows how to party.
00:40:56Yeah, bullshit.
00:40:57And don't send her any dick pics.
00:40:59Too late.
00:41:00But hey, she sent them first.
00:41:03Look, I know you got a crush on her, but I saw her first, right?
00:41:06Dude, she's not a piece of property.
00:41:10She's a good person.
00:41:12Yeah, she's special.
00:41:14Yeah.
00:41:15So don't jerk her around.
00:41:17Look, dude.
00:41:18Don't tell me how to live my life, alright?
00:41:20Heads in the game.
00:41:21This is it.
00:41:22Talent scouts, contracts, big money, big future.
00:41:30I gotta go.
00:41:37Mr. Constantine.
00:41:39You said you'd fix this by today.
00:41:43Hey, I am.
00:41:44I'm fixing it.
00:41:45You're kidding me, senior.
00:41:48Hey, what the fuck?
00:41:49Relax.
00:41:52You'll still be in.
00:41:52You're going to get out of here.
00:41:55I'm going to get out of here.
00:41:58I'm stuck!
00:42:04Next time, you won't be able to play.
00:42:06And after that, game over.
00:42:20hey right on time so should i go for more of a smoky eye or like a peach blossom i
00:42:27know who
00:42:28is leo's favorite member of black pink what just joking no but i think we do need to skip to
00:42:34the
00:42:35tactics portion of your secret sex manual yeah they're a big date with him i don't know all that
00:42:45much to be honest all right you're the expert you tell me just wing it dora okay everybody just wings
00:42:51it what's wrong with you i've got a buddy who's gonna hack the bank for you all right so come
00:42:57on
00:42:57pay up wait really when am i gonna know who's dumping all the money on me soon if you keep
00:43:02your
00:43:03promises all right okay fine what do you need to know apart from the whole k-hole eyes thing
00:43:08or whatever well which underwear black or what the black ones are a little bit see-through see
00:43:16yeah i can see you yeah you don't need to hand that to me and you're handing them to me
00:43:19oh shit i'm
00:43:20getting harder dude not in front of her fuck um yeah these feel too soft you might not want to
00:43:26take
00:43:26them off so the other ones yeah yeah okay up until this point my life has been a sex negative
00:43:36kiss negative two actually i've never kissed anyone so could you show me
00:43:49all right yes lord if i wanted to kiss you the first thing i do is get you close maybe
00:44:01offer you my jacket and then use that as an excuse to keep you close and then look into your
00:44:10eyes
00:44:21that way you'd be ready for my kiss
00:44:38that's what the tongue does
00:44:40gross
00:44:42i don't know
00:45:04why'd you stop sitting weird
00:45:15did i do something wrong please tell me because you love leo not me
00:45:27you're cool okay there's nothing else i can really tell you that's like the launch pad right there
00:45:35i feel like you're gonna ghost me for being weird
00:45:39sorry
00:45:41i know that sounds needy i just feel exposed
00:45:46me too
00:45:47sorry
00:45:49you feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care
00:45:51and everyone else is a player they're the ones who are shit not you
00:45:55i'm sorry i got stuff to do
00:46:01tell me why him why leo
00:46:05really i thought you were friends
00:46:07yeah we're good on the ice together but he's only ever treated you like a gopher
00:46:13i mean growing up you always just said we get married
00:46:16his mom left him and his brothers and
00:46:20i just kind of wanted to save him
00:46:23so i guess that kind of mixed in with crushing on him for 10 years
00:46:28so you know him better than i do
00:46:30right and you're just gonna hand him your v-card
00:46:35you know this is how i imagine my future
00:46:39why
00:46:40what did you listen to some good looking bitchy girl like mindy
00:46:42yeah hot bitchy chicks
00:46:44okay but at least i knew where i was heading with them
00:46:46okay i wasn't crashing into some white fence fantasy
00:46:48with a complete dickhead
00:46:49what
00:46:52hey you don't get to judge me
00:47:05hey troy
00:47:07is this okay
00:47:11why did i blow it up his phone
00:47:14he doesn't care what i look like
00:47:16this is all for leo
00:47:20seriously who cares she'll work it out
00:47:22he'll bang her and burn her and she'll move on
00:47:24lesson learned
00:47:28fuck i hate that she's giving herself to him
00:47:30that narcissist would just hurt her
00:47:42how's your hands
00:47:43i just heard punch in the bag
00:47:45it's all right though i'm good
00:47:46still on track to be the wayne gretzky of our generation
00:47:48you've seen me play
00:47:50i have
00:47:51you know that's what i like about you
00:47:53what do you think about that overtime shot last week
00:47:55how was i
00:47:56i think it was great
00:47:57you know honestly i'm thinking about uh
00:47:59expanding my involvement with the team next year
00:48:01right and next year's gonna be even bigger for me
00:48:03you know i'm looking like a first draft pick already
00:48:05everybody's gonna be like
00:48:06leo
00:48:07leo
00:48:08yeah i'm really excited
00:48:09why did i upset troy
00:48:11he's been so nice
00:48:12he's just asking me a question
00:48:15he's the one guy who gets my jokes
00:48:18i mean they should make a whine after me
00:48:20the leo constantine
00:48:21oh
00:48:23leo's still talking about himself
00:48:25everything's great
00:48:27and that's why we should fuck
00:48:29what
00:48:32yeah there's something i should tell you
00:48:33about us
00:48:38you were me
00:48:39i know
00:48:40so your room or mine
00:48:41no
00:48:42we're better off as friends
00:48:48no we should fuck
00:48:51look i
00:48:53actually think i have feelings for someone else
00:48:55let me guess
00:48:56let me guess
00:48:56troy
00:48:57i haven't really talked with the other person yet
00:48:59so i can't
00:49:00i can't really say
00:49:00it's cool
00:49:01i know it's troy
00:49:03dora
00:49:06i'm really attracted to you
00:49:07and i don't know if you remember but
00:49:09as kids we used to joke around about getting married
00:49:13it just feels like there's something you know
00:49:14between you and i
00:49:17why did you just walk away when the hockey puck hit me in the face
00:49:30did i
00:49:31yeah
00:49:32i mean
00:49:32maybe it's just because the way we you know grew up
00:49:34you're one of us like one of the boys you know
00:49:36i don't know it just felt like that made something special between us right
00:49:45uh this isn't gonna work
00:49:48torah
00:49:50i'm the hottest guy on the team
00:49:53i'm really flattering
00:49:54i am
00:49:54you are the hottest
00:49:57maybe i'll find someone else
00:49:59this is gonna leave a scar
00:50:03i don't even leave a rose
00:50:23where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow
00:50:24who
00:50:25really
00:50:27borer
00:50:28dora the borer
00:50:30she's on a date
00:50:32with leo
00:50:34no way
00:50:38actually
00:50:38i don't care
00:50:40we're not exclusive
00:50:42how about you
00:50:44are you upset that she's with him
00:50:45are you jealous
00:50:47she's free to make her own choices
00:50:50well i'm sorry if she hurt you
00:50:54i am
00:50:58remember what i said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet
00:51:03wow
00:51:05is that a bike seat in your speedo
00:51:07or are you just looking for a ride
00:51:09you know
00:51:13i could
00:51:14go for a ride now
00:51:15if you want
00:51:17you know for old time's sake
00:51:20no thanks
00:51:22but i
00:51:24maybe he'll be worried
00:51:25go for a ride now
00:51:41I don't know.
00:52:04Oh, yeah, that's definitely a bruise.
00:52:18You're going in the penalty box.
00:52:36You're going in the penalty box.
00:52:47You're going in the penalty box.
00:52:51Oh, my God.
00:52:53You okay?
00:52:54Yeah, the guy was trying to kill me.
00:52:56Why?
00:53:01You okay? You hurt?
00:53:03I'm fine. You're hurt.
00:53:05Did I stab you?
00:53:07Take off your shirt.
00:53:16You must have gotten cut from the guy's ring.
00:53:18First aid.
00:53:18It's under the table.
00:53:21Oh, it's...
00:53:23Yes.
00:53:24How are you?
00:53:34It's so lucky you were there.
00:53:38Why? Were you there?
00:53:41I was just going to hit the bars.
00:53:43Why were you in that alley?
00:53:44Where's Leo?
00:53:46I called off my date.
00:53:48I thought he was number one.
00:53:51Actually, I'm starting to think he's more like number twos.
00:53:53He is.
00:53:54Yeah, he is.
00:53:54But then you won't come alone like that.
00:54:00You need to tell the cops that you were assaulted.
00:54:03I will.
00:54:05Yeah.
00:54:15Joy, I released something important last night.
00:54:18What?
00:54:23Leo is not the one for me.
00:54:25Yeah.
00:54:26Finally.
00:54:27Who is the right person?
00:54:36Stupid.
00:54:38I should have known you don't feel the same way.
00:54:41How do you know I don't?
00:54:43Because you didn't say anything.
00:54:45Because you said all those times that Leo is your future.
00:54:48You love him.
00:54:50I love him.
00:54:53And why did I leave the restaurant?
00:54:59It's a hard twist.
00:55:04Are you sure?
00:55:06Yes.
00:55:10I went to the restaurant because I couldn't handle the idea of you and Leo being together.
00:55:15Then I saw you holding hands.
00:55:19You went to the restaurant?
00:55:20Yeah.
00:55:22For the ribs.
00:55:25For the ribs.
00:55:47I saw you holding hands.
00:55:57It was still on the nail.
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