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00:00:00I don't know.

00:00:17That's...

00:00:18It's so tired.

00:00:26It's still here.

00:00:29This time it really becomes a game of the game.

00:00:36Three years ago.

00:00:38The food you eat is much less.

00:01:02I don't know.

00:01:21神总,您找我。

00:01:27重座,下次再有垃圾浪费我的时间,你就立刻给我滚蛋。

00:01:43什么都变得丧失了。

00:01:46我的事情还是这么承认。

00:01:51检测到攻略目标。

00:01:522.2 连动纯暗系统计划。

00:01:54结束这尽快攻略美女上次。

00:01:56开启解密恋爱。

00:01:58让你完成。

00:01:59同性封后奖励。

00:02:00纯暗系统?

00:02:02等等,你刚才说哪一年来着?

00:02:10现在都2025年了。

00:02:12够系统。

00:02:14本系统出了一点小故事,所以来晚了。

00:02:16有病吧?

00:02:18就算来晚了,你也不能让我和她一个丧尸谈恋爱吧?

00:02:25话说我怎么感觉她好像能听懂我说话呢?

00:02:32我去,好险。

00:02:34够系统。

00:02:36你确定让我攻略这头丧尸?

00:02:37说的,宿主。

00:02:38可能是刚变丧尸不久,还有一些人类的意识。

00:02:44宿主要不要趁热啊?

00:02:46现在,就是个好机会。

00:02:51趁热。

00:02:52宿主。

00:02:54是你个鬼啊?

00:02:55溜了溜了。

00:02:57我去。

00:02:59他什么时候追上来的?

00:03:03醒神啊。

00:03:04你他们他们都别追了。

00:03:06宿主。

00:03:07本系统虽然晚来了几年。

00:03:09但只要完成任务,奖励还是可否好到。

00:03:12你答应了。

00:03:13赶紧给我解除任务任务。

00:03:15抱歉。

00:03:16任务一旦发布,就必须完成了。

00:03:18否则,宿主将会被系统网杀。

00:03:21卧槽。

00:03:24这种事你们早说了。

00:03:30狗系统。

00:03:31你还让不让我活啊?

00:03:33。

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00:03:43。

00:03:44。

00:03:44你。

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00:04:16oh

00:04:44Oh, it's too late.

00:04:57So, you can get a new gold medal.

00:05:00You can get a new gold medal.

00:05:01Oh, yes.

00:05:04Oh, yeah.

00:05:08I'll be back.

00:05:11You can win that gold medal.

00:05:11Oh, yeah.

00:05:12Oh, yeah.

00:05:13Oh, yeah.

00:05:24薛泥,她要是死了会怎么样啊?

00:05:37这种滚帮姿势好像有点变态啊

00:05:40警告检测到微弱的生命体征再符合非火屋物指存放标准求助收取失败原来不能收取活物啊还有什么精药剂应该直接注射就可以吧

00:06:11刚才的精药剂太猛了直接给我干晕过去了

00:06:24我好像变得比以前更强了

00:06:26就连刚才的枪杀也痊愈了

00:06:28这精药剂有点有利啊

00:06:35本来算是安全了

00:06:36什么什么

00:06:41这是不是在勾引我啊

00:06:42你能不能老实一会儿啊

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00:07:18Oh my God, this guy is a bit crazy.

00:07:24Look at you there. Let's go with him.

00:07:47I only used one of the精inous weapons, and it became so strong.

00:07:51The other two of the精inous weapons will be no longer than that.

00:07:57It's a good game, but it's a great prize.

00:08:00It's so sweet!

00:08:11Lillian, you've been killed all of them?

00:08:19I'll give you a few things, just a little bit.

00:08:25Lillian, it's been a long time.

00:08:27How long have you been?

00:08:29It's been a long time.

00:08:31My son.

00:08:42My son.

00:08:45My son.

00:08:53You're eh.

00:08:54You're not sure.

00:08:55Your car didn't kill us.

00:08:58That's fine.

00:08:58Did you're not sure?

00:09:00Yes, you're not sure.

00:09:03But don't worry about them.

00:09:07They are all the government.

00:09:09You can't clear but be careful.

00:09:11I understand.

00:09:14If no they're good or not,

00:09:17we're still an idea.

00:09:21We're just going to cry.

00:09:22When I was a kid, I was a kid, and I was a kid, and I was a kid, and

00:09:27I was a kid.

00:09:29I always remember this thing.

00:09:32I think...

00:09:33What?

00:09:34What did he get out of here?

00:09:36If I was a kid, I would have seen him.

00:09:37Then I would have done it.

00:09:43I'm sorry.

00:09:44If you were a kid, you will have an immediate movement.

00:09:47You will have to enter a slow motion.

00:09:48You will be able to help you.

00:09:50I'm sorry.

00:09:50What do you want to do?

00:09:52You're going to be wrong with this time.

00:09:54You're going to be wrong with this time.

00:09:57Master, how do you want to get him to calm down?

00:10:00It's very simple.

00:10:02If you want to get him to calm down,

00:10:03just let him calm down.

00:10:07If you want to get him to calm down,

00:10:09we must die.

00:10:11What?

00:10:11I'm going to die.

00:10:15You...

00:10:16You're going to get him to calm down.

00:10:25樹主穆气惊然,长红让人青阳恢复能静。希望樹主再见在力。

00:10:27Unknown else? Again?林立,你...你别过来!你...你是不是也被丧尸感染了

00:10:36?你们听我解释

00:10:40.事情不是你们想的那样。我只是想拦住他

00:10:41,不小心欠上他了。而且你们看

00:10:43,他不是丧尸

00:10:45,他只是有狂告症

00:10:46,刚才是犯病了。

00:10:53林烈哥哥看到我们有危险就这么冲上去了我居然怀疑林烈哥哥感染了病毒太不应该了林烈哥哥我相信你没有被感染

00:11:00小婉你先别过去狗戏头快帮帮忙啊头可断血可流我的衣食医民绝对不能这么毁了宿主的智商是被丧尸捧了吗长大说话啊丧尸可不会说话

00:11:16小婉你终于靠谱一次了沈青瑶

00:11:25你快说句话啊你们听到了吗她会说话

00:11:28虽然有点口吃但可以确定她不是丧尸她的皮肤怎么是青灰色

00:11:40只有丧尸的皮肤才是这种颜色她这是皮肤病会慢慢痊愈的这两个人肯定有问题

00:11:43要尽快报告给少爷

00:11:59我愿意是一鸣断断一天竟然回了两次我的人生

00:12:02完了全完了

00:12:05恭喜宿主完成任务获得技能奖励灵巧宿主在本系统的指导下

00:12:15已经学会如何恋爱请宿主在接待力成为恋爱大师你还喵的指导个锤子啊

00:12:18还恋爱大师啊我都快被射死砸人了系统

00:12:25你真是个客户啊经过检索宿主已经解锁技能灵巧先开启宿主角分边板

00:12:30有精英强化这个灵巧技能的加持我居然这么萌看来这家伙

00:12:40并不喜欢小婉林烈哥哥这么做

00:12:47肯定是为了不让我和李家产生矛盾林烈哥哥对我真好林烈哥哥

00:12:48你做的这些我都懂我一定会好好补偿你的

00:12:52你都懂啥了不穿个锤子啊这丫头脑子里都在想什么东西啊

00:13:04我呀怎么怎么了怎么回事我们快进去吧我想离开这个令人伤心的地方我都明白的

00:13:11林烈哥哥

00:13:24你说什么那个难门个苏丸友啊青是的

00:13:32少爷苏丸可能是我的你得到苏丸

00:13:36我就能得到整个安全区谁也不能阻止我

00:13:37少爷还有一件事林烈今天表白那个女人很可能是个丧尸你说什么

00:13:49丧尸是的少爷丧尸好呀

00:13:51孤节丧尸

00:13:58谁都保不住你林烈哥哥

00:14:03这段时间只能委屈你住在这儿了不委屈不委屈

00:14:13这地方好呀以前我可住不起这种酒店林烈哥哥喜欢就好姐姐

00:14:17我带你去别的房间吧不用

00:14:19不用小婉你不用操心了她和我住一起就行林烈哥哥

00:14:26你和她住在一起小婉不是你想的那样你也知道

00:14:31她有狂躁症而且她治理还有点问题我答应过母亲

00:14:34要好好照顾她以免她发病伤到别人

00:14:36所以必须要和她住一起

00:14:44为了一个承诺居然做出这么大的牺牲林烈哥哥真是好人那好吧

00:14:45林烈哥哥我先回去了明天再来看你

00:15:06天哪我今天都做了什么呀为了加快宿主的恋爱进程先发布任务同床控枕请宿主和沈青娘一起入睡

00:15:09沙尾尔让我和她睡觉她可是丧尸一切都是为了宿主的恋爱大计请宿主尽快完成任务你个破系统

00:15:23人家都是正常恋爱你这是让我恋尸

00:15:29我投诉你本系统不减少投诉请宿主尽快和沈青娘睡觉

00:15:38我真是造了孽呀摊上你这个破系统宿主乳热的系统修改任务宿主必须抱着沈青娘睡觉否则

00:15:58沈青娘我你你很这这谁顶得住我我在想什么啊她可是丧尸吧狗系统都怪你我不会真有什么怪癖吧

00:16:27本系统的眼光绝对差不牙宿主还满意吗满意我满意你个鬼啊还有她怎么越来越吓人了她的獠牙呢这都是在宿主爱的感化下沈青娘才会变成现在这样沈青娘才会变成现在这样沈青娘爱的感化呀每次了在前宿主还在想这些乱七八糟的事情请教本系统证明你是一个真正的男人你可以质疑我长得不帅但是不能质疑老子是不是真正的男人

00:16:42这谁能睡得着啊

00:17:01这这怕是有地价吧我到底在想什么呀请宿主尽快完成任务否则是为任务失败系统将向你沉睡

00:17:22狗系统算你狠你别动啊别动啊别动恭喜速度完成任务获得名化判物判物能收入速度不接近吗

00:17:45狗系统孿老子求你了给你正常的任务吧经过系统检测速度目前非常愉悦线运达到180说明本系统的任务速度非常喜欢刚才表现只是因为费用你老子懒得你睡觉还好还好

00:18:15昨晚没犯错请检测在本系统的指导下速度已经交出了自己的第一次狗系统你别乱说啊什么交出了第一次老子昨晚什么都没做啊我们都一起睡了还说什么都没错我不信你速度和史金瑶已经确定恋爱关系请尽快带史金瑶进行御朝约会我丧失约会

00:18:44我的天哪毁灭吧我们李家打算派人去收集物资需要一些人手帮忙你们找到物资只需要上交五成剩下的都归你们自己所有上交五成这也太多了吧苏家的人带我们去收集物资

00:19:06可是异常都不用交的你爱去不去苏家的队伍根本抢不到命就算上交五成也能剩下不少物资呢我去我去我也报名送我一个我也去我也去这哪里是找人帮忙啊明明是找炮灰啊小子

00:19:19你乱说什么呢就是什么炮灰啊我们这是带他们搜集物资真是当了表彩力牌法跳点脸吧看来这个李家也不过如此

00:19:41你好大的胆子竟然敢侮辱李家现在磕头认错我们可以当没听见否则别怪我们不客气这家伙疯了吧宣开这么说李家是啊李家背后可是李副局长啊

00:19:57他们两个又完蛋了怎么想对我动手安全区内可是禁武的一号安全区是李家说了算李家的规矩就是规矩动我怎么了

00:20:26就在把你杀了也没人敢找李家的麻烦赶紧磕头认错否则死想对我动手你们两个怕是没有这个本事你你怎么可能这么快你到底是谁我是谁我是你爹男长

00:20:56打了我李家的人还想走我说谁这么大胆子原来是你竟然感动我李家的人给我歇了我你最好别骗我老天保佑希望迷幻朋友真的有用本系统出品必是精品请不要质疑本系统还有这东西是本系统让你给水清摇用的你居然把这东西用在一个男人身上

00:21:22难道你我明白了原来如此你明白个蛋啊老子纯直男不喜欢男的李恒赶紧让他们都散开你们干什么呢赶紧散开别碍事这玩意真好用啊李恒我什么时候勾结丧尸了我朋友明明是正常人你为什么污蔑我呢他确实是人

00:21:45因为苏丸喜欢你所以我才污蔑你顾结丧尸你们都听到了我没有顾结丧尸我说呢李恒少爷为什么这么针对他原来是为了苏丸小姐这李恒就是个顽固子弟还想追苏丸小姐这是烂蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉

00:22:15你疯了吗别乱说话吓死我我算没事了让你的人都滚开你们都让开还好还好差点就成全民公敌了有几物险有几物险啊

00:22:39请宿主尽快完成约会日常我们这不是再广街吗宿主是钢铁直男鉴定完毕既然是约会那你的礼物呢你是不是有病是不是有病啊你可扫需要什么礼物啊难不成我把自己塞进他嘴里请宿主尽快完成约会日常我真是服了你了

00:23:01别想到宿主这么积极现在就打得下神情要求婚

00:23:12小美儿求婚宿主连戒指都买好了肯定是要求婚的没想到在我的指导下宿主已经成长到这种程度了

00:23:39过时我之前做的都是对的对你的头啊我不是这个意思啊喂你敢搞信啊真是我我之心不死啊我是不会求婚的只要宿主当中下神情要求婚简历经营抢换药剂二级你就用这东西考验我啊这可是二级情营抢换药剂哦只要喝了就能变强了二级情营抢换药剂哦他不是本心总特意懂得的宿主真的不想要吗

00:24:07谁能真的是这样的好恋啊不就是求婚吗只要我不要恋就没什么好怕了不就是求婚吗你都和丧尸谈恋爱了还怕这个你恋加油全体目光向我看齐我宣慕个事今天我要向我女朋友审情要求婚请大家做个见证

00:24:35这小伙子真会玩啊我越来还搞这么浪漫真让人感动啊恭喜宿主成功下水平要求婚奖略二级情抢换药剂挑剂一方中宿主攻坚剑之内有人了丧尸有人了快跑啊安全区里有丧尸

00:25:04他不是丧尸他不是丧尸你们看我没事他真不是丧尸刚才是我们表达爱意的独特方式吓死我了那个女人绝对是丧尸可她为什么没有发狂咬人呢不行这是个重大发现一定要抓到这只丧尸吓死我了

00:25:30差点就暴露了恭喜宿主今日烈爱大作战计划严满成功烈爱的丑脸色你这狗东西这不该叫烈爱小明明是射死系统这才短短几天我射死多少次了请你正常点行吗再这么下去我都快不正常了宿主不是都在其中吗再说了本系统奖略的东西难道不香吗不香

00:25:53那不就完了先速度好好攻略沈青瑶只要完成恋爱任务好处绝对少不了恐怕我攻略完沈青瑶就得换个星球生活了我我怎么会在这儿我不是在任务所堵那小子吗怎么会在这里少爷

00:26:13您本来在找林烈的麻烦林烈突然拿出一个喷雾往你脸上一喷您就把它放了什么林烈的废物居然耍我枪上护卫队的人耍我还敢固执走势正好用这个罪名高死他算了我都错了反正有精英强化剂小爷不要也罢

00:26:40林烈哥哥你们去哪儿了不愧是我未来老婆真漂亮林烈哥哥你们去哪儿了我我没事

00:27:09我去属性增加了一倍童子哥你要早点这样我还有什么脸啊宿主在本系统的调教下已经有了显著成长本系统果然是最伟大的恋爱系统比我还不要脸林烈哥哥你怎么了

00:27:32没事林烈放开小婉放开小婉的手把你的转子松开关你什么事啊小婉就是把我握着你你的真面目你这废物就只会躲在女人身后吗

00:27:49我现在站出来了你能把我怎么样很好已经很久没有人敢这么和我说话了我会让小婉知道你的真面目你这种垃圾就该去死

00:28:07李恒你要敢伤害林烈哥哥我绝不会原谅你小婉这是我和她的事你不用管

00:28:22可是放心你猜这装什么呢就凭你们李家这些垃圾我一只手都能全部进去是吗那我就给你一个表现的机会

00:28:52林烈哥哥小心正好服用了精英强化剂岂有难你们练练手吗你你到底是人是鬼我还鬼呢我是你爹你别过来

00:29:20你别过来既然当众小脸丢不丢人啊放我一忙我再也不跟你这小婉了你也配赶紧滚是是是我这就滚林烈哥哥你好厉害啊一半一半林烈是我的

00:29:27检测大友小三想叫强强本恋爱系统现在发布任务请速度尽快控制小三避免工人目标误会

00:29:39奖励奖励守护守护除戒指框间提升五十立方移西通别疯了西通妈妈求你别搞我了这凶落差我扛不住我

00:30:05也不想面对这场景啊林烈哥哥你们你们到底是什么关系我请速度尽快完成任务否则好管你懂的黄狗哥骂我你这狗欺负就是想害我那个小婉啊你这样不太好我已经有女朋友了

00:30:34所以她是你女朋友好我走祝你们幸福小婉狗系统你出来老子今天要跟你拼了工学组织完成任务储物介质空间提升到五十立方米获得奖励守护守护目前已经发在储物精子中

00:31:03狗系统你懂得老子迟早拆了你小婉就想拆了本机头也想速度攻击完水吃饶再喝你根本不是什么恋爱系统你就是个魔鬼废物我让你追溯完你到后护卫队都被打砸了你到底在搞什么鬼爸你不知道那个林烈根本不是人起下就把护卫队全撂倒了而且他身边有一只丧尸你一定要相信我丧尸这里是安全区怎么可能有丧尸

00:31:13我真是废物当初就应该把你扔进马桶溺死省得现在丢人现眼李副局长你应该相信他的话谁

00:31:30你刚才的话是什么意思说清楚

00:31:52说清楚林烈身边确实跟着一只丧尸丧尸不错我观察的不会有错你一个女的绝对是丧尸爸我真的没说谎既然是丧尸为什么能隐藏到现在那个丧尸绝对很特殊甚至拥有智慧

00:31:59这可是突破性的课题如果我们能组建一个丧尸大军绝对能统治整个龙国

00:32:28我可以帮你抓住那个丧尸但是我有两个条件你必须答应抓到丧尸后我要共享你们的研究成果我要你们帮我扳倒苏九合作愉快爸林烈的小子怎么办我们是不是可以趁机闭嘴

00:32:58今晚去安排人将整个苏家围住要是再出问题后果自负我知道了爸你不帮我我就自己来林烈我倒要看看是你的拳头款还是我的子弹款完了小王肯定恨死我了我该怎么跟他解释啊林烈不怕有我我我去他越来越像正常人了

00:33:17变化这么快在宿主爱的搞话下水清尧的意识逐渐松醒童子姐我的爱真那么牛还能让丧尸恢复宿主还真信啊当然是本系统的功劳了宿主太过单纯情商太低

00:33:37还需要本系统继续调教谁能玩得过你呢如果不是你直接弄死我呢我就随口抱怨一句

00:33:48还真是还真有人来杀我前几日多亏了你啊林烈不然我和小婉恐怕

00:34:16宿主这都是我应该做的嗯不知道你今后有什么打算我想先找到我的父母这些年我也一直在找他们希望他们平安无事不过你父母一时半会儿也找不到你和小婉从小有着娃娃亲我看你们先把婚事定下来如何请宿主坚守底线不能出轨

00:34:32不是哥妈你真打算让我跟一个丧尸过一辈子啊纠正宿主这不是丧尸这是你亲爱的我亲爱的你个锤子啊请宿主尽快拒绝否则系统将因为宿主出轨启动自爆模式自

00:34:45自爆我靠你在我身体里啊你爆了那不炸成招那个宿主主能不能先缓一下我还有点急事要处理嗯你我不吃了

00:35:13小婉小婉苏纸女这是打算去哪儿啊这两个废物竟然没杀掉你李承兴你想要干什么没什么大事就是想让你把区长的位置让出来你苏家在一华星区当了这么久的老大现在该轮到我李家了吧你们这是要造反别怪我

00:35:39谁能想到你苏区长居然在安全区养丧尸这可是你自己找死在安全区养丧尸这不是要我们的命吗就是你可是区长怎么能夺出这种事情这区长的位置苏振宇你根本不配做你们胡说我爸怎么可能养丧尸你们编造出这种理由陷害我们

00:36:03真是无耻天造给你问问他他身边这个女人到底是不是丧尸李副局长苏局长没有养丧尸你真是想毁了整个安全区啊他真不是丧尸他只是病了而已小婉别被他骗了他就是个喜欢丧尸的变态只要你答应跟我订婚

00:36:23我保证让你和苏叔叔安全待在医合安全区怎么样病了那你赶不敢让他摘下口罩让大家看看完了完了沈桥的身份捐暴露了还连累了小婉和苏叔叔这下彻底咋了李烈哥哥你说话啊我相信你我

00:36:51谁叫我喊了我去他恢复正常了桶子哥真有你的啊这下谁还敢说他是丧尸啊

00:37:20请送进魔袋的系统滚给一点颜色你还开染房了啊谁说他是丧尸的睁大爷们的果眼好好看你家丧尸长得跟人一样啊要这么说的话你们是不是都是丧尸啊不可能啊我怎么会看错他明明就是丧尸我亲眼看到的

00:37:42爸现在怎么办这里的根本不是丧尸的闭嘴老子没瞎苏真鱼今天这区长的位置你交也得交不交也得交美副区长苏区长没有养丧尸你再说一遍今天区长我当定了谁赞同谁反对

00:37:54你们这些忘恩负义的强头草当年我苏家收留你们让你们在阴海安全区活下来你们现在竟然帮他对付我们

00:38:03苏子女儿你太天真了当区长靠的不是恩惠是这个谁手里的枪多谁就是老大

00:38:28李长兴把枪放下苏震宇你还以为自己是区长吗区长的位置我可以给你但你必须让我们安全出场刚才给过你机会是你自己不珍惜现在这位置依旧是我的

00:38:58不过条件可就不同了你们可以滚不过他们两个得留下来给我李家传宗接代你长兴你不要太过分了我爸的名字也是你配交代你算什么东西我最讨厌别人用枪支咒放下我知道你很难打但我不信你能躲过子弹今天我们新仇旧恨一起算

00:39:28你能躲过子弹那他呢你能躲过子弹那他呢你能躲过子弹我大声丧尸你能躲过子弹

00:39:46爸救救我我不想死你们看他这么听话怎么能是丧尸呢小的圆回去吧多管你很这白痴招惹谁不好非得招惹他

00:40:03天宗主没有保护好恋爱对象请宗主带生向沈青瑶认错并且保证以后会保护好沈青瑶大哥你看看情况好不好现在都乱成什么样了你还给我找事啊检测到宗主内心拒绝从青瑶心情变差

00:40:21我去这皮鞋也太爆了吧我认错还不行吗沈青啊我错了以后我一定会保护好你的好的

00:40:49莉莉太完美了这绝对是进化最完美的丧尸拥有智慧的丧尸甚至能够理解人类语言这是划时代的发现了用丧尸控制丧尸人类将重新统治世界来人把他们都抓起来李长兴你当真要撕破脸不成

00:41:18堂堂一号安全区的区长撕养丧尸我身为安全区的二把手有权处置你们谁敢动一下试试李长兴就算他是丧尸这区长不是你想当就能当的

00:41:46真要动手你就不怕鱼死网破谁让你开枪的爸只有上了苏振宇苏家取了巫手还怕什么鱼死网破呀用冲锋枪除了那个丧尸和苏婉都杀了林烈我倒要看你能吃多少子弹爸林烈哥哥

00:42:11这是什么鬼东西这是什么鬼东西这是什么鬼东西这是什么鬼东西我真知道你父母的消息

00:42:33你别杀我你别杀我你父母在哪儿我想死都给我闭嘴进度沦陷后你父母又回来但是说你父母能力比我强我把他们抢走我的实验室

00:42:54就通知了二号安全区他们他们被二号安全区的人抓走了我只知道这么多他曾经放过我林烈别冲动林烈哥哥他还有很多实验数据没有交出来现在还不能死林烈我知道你关心老林他们

00:43:23我保证等他交出实验数据就交给你处理好叔叔这次的事是我联络了你们明天我会离开安全区的这些人就交给你们了让林烈冷静一下爸

00:43:52妈我一定会救你们出去的林烈我我会一直陪着你的侧大目标对宿主产生强烈爱意请宿主尽快回来大哥没看到我的悲伤吗你搞什么你没有父母吗请宿主不要别偏再赖本系统没有父母你

00:44:17行你没父母你牛逼好我也会陪着你干宿主在追父母的消息请宿主告知事清遥自己找到父母就结婚的消息奖励玩的钥匙一把你必要用本一代啊西通你疯了吗要是我妈妈知道我和丧尸结婚

00:44:30非得把我的皮给扒了那我不管这是宿主的事和本系统没有关系这破系统我劝你大爷的本系统没有大爷请宿主尽快完成任务不干

00:44:42这任务老子干不了一点既然速度拒绝本系任务那本系统就好收回之前的奖励了速度将在十秒后变回鼓动了啊你说啥等等

00:45:09我做这任务我做清遥等找回我爸妈我们就结婚好不好任务完成将令方方开始无尽之中结婚开心好奇迹这这不好吧暴暴气急的能把我抽死我来你

00:45:40夜你想就可以了你说的有事就是和她结婚吗小婉不是你想的那样那你为什么要和她结婚她是一个丧尸啊

00:46:09你情愿和丧尸结婚也不和我结婚是吗我和她是假的那你说啊到底是为什么有人逼你吗那我咋说呀逼我都不是人是个狗系统小婉相信我我肯定会和你结婚的渣男暴火系统现在你满意了

00:46:32好好的人你非不选你非让我选个丧尸谁得杂症啊追求沈青瑶的时候速定明明很快了现在出的事把责人拖别本系统果然是个渣男要不是你那些破任务不至于这样吗你脸疼不疼

00:46:48好好的人我在想什么我果然是个渣男

00:47:08我好好的人你我我我我我我

00:47:10Let's go, I'll be waiting for you for a long time.

00:47:30What if he was this guy?

00:47:34He was a good guy.

00:47:37I'm so sorry.

00:47:39I'm so sorry.

00:47:42I'm so sorry.

00:47:43I like it.

00:47:44You like it?

00:47:45Don't be polite.

00:47:46You can only do it with me.

00:47:50You can also do it with me.

00:47:50I'm going to get you a ghost.

00:47:53We're going to meet again.

00:47:57Who are you?

00:48:03You stole my toy.

00:48:04You're going to ask me.

00:48:09I don't remember.

00:48:12I don't remember.

00:48:14I don't remember.

00:48:15I don't remember.

00:48:15If you don't remember,

00:48:16you won't remember me.

00:48:18You won't remember me.

00:48:20I don't remember me.

00:48:23I don't remember me.

00:48:25On the other hand,

00:48:26I can't think of this one.

00:48:26I can't believe that.

00:48:28You're the one who has found it.

00:48:30I'm sorry.

00:48:32I'm not sure.

00:48:34It's the best.

00:48:38What's wrong with you?

00:48:40You don't realize you're wrong with me.

00:48:41You're wrong with me.

00:48:43You're wrong with me.

00:48:44You're wrong with me.

00:48:52You're right.

00:48:54I don't need you to waste your time.

00:49:07What?

00:49:21I can't say.

00:49:26I can't say.

00:49:28I really can't say this.

00:49:30I can't say this.

00:49:31I will die.

00:49:34Don't say that.

00:49:35I can't even let you go.

00:49:40I'm going to go to the doctor.

00:49:44I'm going to go to the doctor.

00:49:45I'm going to go to the doctor.

00:49:46I'm going to go to the doctor.

00:50:00Don't play.

00:50:05...

00:50:09...

00:50:10...

00:50:14谁家这产人喜欢玩夺子弹啊

00:50:25奇怪怎么一个人都没有啊

00:50:30你就是林烈

00:50:33空后多时了

00:50:35你是谁

00:50:36来了我的地盘还问我是谁

00:50:41你是赵坤

00:50:42长得还真像林博士

00:50:44我爸妈在哪儿

00:50:51爸妈

00:50:59放了我爸妈

00:51:00有空关心他们不如关心关心你自己吧

00:51:07爸妈他不是小婉

00:51:11你没和小婉在一起吗

00:51:19别搞别搞谁顶得住啊

00:51:26都说不了话不懂别乱说

00:51:35老林关着小猎的那个牢笼是你研究出来的

00:51:38现在没了钥匙怎么救儿子出来

00:51:42那牢笼是用来关丧尸的

00:51:44因目前的技术没有办法强强打开

00:51:46那怎么办难道儿子真要被关在这里一辈子啊

00:51:50真是想想办法看能不能把金兽溶解

00:51:53这是最有效的办法了

00:52:07爸妈我来救你们了

00:52:11我来一路

00:52:13我来救耘

00:52:16真是只可以

00:52:22ndj

00:52:29狩猎

00:52:30这里有警报器

00:52:31你太冲动了

00:52:33爸

00:52:34你刚才一直给我摇头

00:52:35不是告诉我别怕的吗

00:52:37我们智商这么高

00:52:40怎么生出来的儿子智商堪忧啊

00:52:42难道基因突变了吗

00:52:52天烈我还是想瞧你了

00:52:55居然能从合金牢笼里逃出来

00:52:57想关注我

00:52:58敬酒不吃吃罚酒

00:53:00动手

00:53:11这这是什么

00:53:14这究竟是哪儿来的技术

00:53:16我们研究了这么久都没有突破的壁垒

00:53:23停止设计带防毒面罩

00:53:36这一点上不了台面的手段就没有用的必要了

00:53:37今天你们一个都走不了

00:53:48儿子

00:53:50等下你找机会带着他走吧

00:53:52不用管我们

00:53:55这辈子还能见你一面

00:53:57妈已经知足了

00:53:58你们快逃

00:53:59爸

00:54:00妈

00:54:00你们也太小看我了

00:54:04今天就让你们见识一下老儿子的厉害

00:54:05三

00:54:07二

00:54:11一

00:54:13林烈

00:54:14你又耍什么花招

00:54:15林烈

00:54:17你到底做了什么

00:54:19林烈

00:54:22林烈

00:54:32林烈

00:54:35你给的这玩意儿还挺好用的嘛

00:54:37前面就不要制衣板

00:54:39林烈

00:54:40否则将被速度进行电量

00:54:42No, I'm so sorry for you.

00:54:44You can't hear it?

00:54:50Oh, you're so...

00:54:52...

00:54:53...

00:54:54...

00:54:55...

00:54:59...

00:55:00...

00:55:01...

00:55:01But we will leave this place

00:55:07Let's go

00:55:09Let's go

00:55:11Let's go

00:55:13Let's go

00:55:15You look at it

00:55:16You look at it

00:55:16It's pretty beautiful

00:55:18I'm going to

00:55:18You don't want to get me

00:55:20We will die

00:55:21We will die

00:55:26But I don't have any preparation

00:55:27There is a lot of blood

00:55:29I don't believe you can take them out of my meat

00:55:31You don't want to give them a lot

00:55:33I'm going to give you a pill

00:55:33I'm going to die

00:55:35I'm going to die

00:55:35I'm gonna die

00:55:37This is what the hell is the only thing

00:55:38You won't have?

00:55:44You're such a crazy

00:55:45This is the time you're going to be перела

00:55:47You're not going to die

00:55:52This is the way

00:55:53What the hell?

00:55:56This is the way

00:55:57How is this?

00:56:05I'm going to hold my hand on my hand.

00:56:08If you have a hand on my hand,

00:56:09I'm going to hold my hand on my hand.

00:56:11I'm going to hold my hand on my hand.

00:56:13Let's go!

00:56:19Dad!

00:56:20Dad!

00:56:20Let's go!

00:56:21Let's go!

00:56:32I'm not going to let you go.

00:56:34Let's go!

00:56:36No!

00:56:37I'm not going to be able to find you.

00:56:38I'm not going to lose you.

00:56:41I'm going to forgive you.

00:56:43You're going to let me out of my hand.

00:56:46Dad,

00:56:47I'll help our mother.

00:57:04Dad.

00:57:05Dad.

00:57:06You're waiting for me.

00:57:07I'll help them.

00:57:07Keep your hand on your hand, my brother.

00:57:11Dad.

00:57:20You're waiting for me.

00:57:24Dad.

00:57:25Dad.

00:57:25Don'timbolize me.

00:57:26Dad.

00:57:29Dad.

00:57:29I'm going to leave.

00:57:30Dad.

00:57:31You're beginning to help her.

00:57:38Dad.

00:57:41Dad.

00:57:44Dad.

00:57:45Dad.

00:57:46Dad.

00:57:47Dad.

00:57:49Dad.

00:57:50Oh!

00:58:03She is a good one.

00:58:05She died.

00:58:05What can I do?

00:58:07She died in a happy way.

00:58:09But why would I be so difficult?

00:58:12Congratulations, Lord.

00:58:13You finally realized your love with your love.

00:58:15But the system is going to be delicious.

00:58:17Don't you?

00:58:18The system is still there.

00:58:19I'm not sure.

00:58:20难道还没死她一定还没死

00:58:22本系统现在严重怀疑宿主的脑子出现了问题

00:58:26快系统怎么能救沈青瑶啊

00:58:29现在知道本系统重要了之前进来你骂本系统

00:58:33你简直就是胆大抱歉

00:58:35这个我错了我再不骂你了快告诉我怎么救她

00:58:40嗯现在发过任务当着父母的面亲了沈青瑶

00:58:44关心沈青瑶的意识奖励终极巧化基因剂毁烈手套

00:58:49又起啊亲就起谁怕谁啊

00:59:04这这是怎么回事

00:59:07应该是小猎自身的本事这孩子藏得真深难

00:59:14这件事绝对不能让其他人知道

00:59:15这这是系统

00:59:19当然是本系统啊哪不成是你不成

00:59:22童子哥你要干啥啊我怎么动不了啊

00:59:27你也没伤到脑子怎么一直问这么蠢的问题

00:59:31当然是救你老婆不然还能干什么

00:59:37赶紧喝下精英药剂了

00:59:48童子哥就是童子啊牛啊

00:59:53童子人类童子人类力量一百体质八十秉接一百五十

01:00:00这个还是人类吗这比超人都猛啊

01:00:10童子人类你的新方案做好了吗

01:00:13沈沈总沈沈总你恢复了

01:00:18以前怎么没发现你胆子这么大呢

01:00:22对不起啊沈总我错了我不是会的我现在就走啊

01:00:28走你走去哪儿你这是要使乱中气

01:00:33怎么占了我那么多的便宜现在就想走了

01:00:40那这这

01:00:42宿主本气头严重怀疑你脑子里面都是水

01:00:46看上你这么个宿主本气头真是倒霉

01:00:49本岸是能见到这种程度了你还硬着跟他气上去啊

01:00:53不不能吧

01:00:55尝试不足百事有余

01:00:59再不争气我就自报大家一起玩玩

01:01:02我这伟大恋爱系统厉害都被你叮光了

01:01:06请就请

01:01:21爸妈这是沈金尧

01:01:24她

01:01:25她

01:01:26叔叔阿姨好我是林烈的老婆

01:01:30啥啥情况啊怎么就成老婆了

01:01:33她

01:01:34她

01:01:37她

01:01:39她

01:01:42她

01:01:48她

01:01:49她

01:02:08她

01:02:10Lili亚哥哥

01:02:13Please don't believe this.

01:02:16It's just a little bit of a problem.

01:02:18Now who cares about you?

01:02:20It's because of your body's body.

01:02:22It's caused by now.

01:02:23So you don't know how to deal with it.

01:02:25Not good.

01:02:26I found out that the situation is because of it.

01:02:29Is it?

01:02:30Is it?

01:02:31Is it?

01:02:32Is it?

01:02:35Is it?

01:02:36Is it?

01:02:38Is it?

01:02:42I thought of it.

01:02:43Is it?

01:02:45Is it not?

01:02:46Is it never going to be your body?

01:02:48Is it?

01:02:48What?

01:02:48Is it?

01:02:49Was it?

01:02:50Is it...

01:02:50Is it because the what is alive?

01:02:52That is why it might have been a broken place for you to be a good one.

01:02:55Oh my God, don't worry about it.

01:02:57You're so fast.

01:03:00The end is that today the broken place is because of the失望,

01:03:04and I will do the失望 to let you be alive.

01:03:07Your soulmate has to be a broken place.

01:03:10What are you doing?

01:03:12What are you doing?

01:03:16You...

01:03:17What are you doing?

01:03:17You can't see it.

01:03:19How? You can't see it?

01:03:21I'm so happy.

01:03:22Who can think of the old man in the office?

01:03:25Who can go to this way?

01:03:30Wait...

01:03:32You're going to be a fool and a girl.

01:03:35I'm not going to die.

01:03:37I'm not going to die.

01:03:38I'm not going to die.

01:03:41You're not going to die.

01:03:47赚大了赚大

01:03:57小烈你的意思白天丧尸功成是因为尸王

01:04:00不错

01:04:01不危险了

01:04:03普通的丧尸交给你们

01:04:07我会深入尸巢找到尸王并且杀了他

01:04:09不行绝对不行

01:04:15一个人深入尸巢和送死有什么区别

01:04:16你们放心吧我的实力你们清楚

01:04:21普通丧尸根本威胁不到我

01:04:22再说如果不除掉尸王这样下去我们也坚持不了多久

01:04:29到时候一号安全区也没了我们就真的无家可归了

01:04:35既然你决定好了我和你妈同意你去

01:04:38不过一定要保证自己的安全

01:04:40放心吧我还没娶你们两个

01:04:46这么漂亮的老婆还依次娶两个

01:04:47我可舍不得死啊

01:04:49不要脸

01:04:52素素这么沉重干什么

01:04:54难道你认为我是让你去送死的

01:04:56没有危险吗

01:05:01区区一个尸王而已怎么可能是你的对手

01:05:04再说了那些药剂是白喝了吗

01:05:07可是他也有系统啊

01:05:09区区财

01:05:15林烈哥哥我也想去你带我一起去吧

01:05:19小婉你不要给林烈他们添乱

01:05:23我也能杀丧尸的

01:05:24这次实在太危险了小婉好好在安全区立守的

01:05:29我爸妈他们的安全就交给你了

01:05:31好

01:05:32叔叔爸妈安全区就交给你了

01:05:36我会活着回来的

01:05:44系统尸王在哪儿啊

01:05:46经扫描尸王在东南方向百公立住

01:05:51尸王这尸王能生成一个护盾

01:05:53等下要小心一下

01:05:56等下要小心一下

01:05:59嗯

01:06:02尸王

01:06:04尸王

01:06:20尸王

01:06:32他就是尸王吗

01:06:34不出意外的话是他

01:06:36西统这什么情况你确定我能打过他吗

01:06:40奇怪他为什么能成长到这种地步

01:06:43不应该啊

01:06:44别意思不应该了现在怎么办啊

01:06:47他应该是在融入我碎片的时候

01:06:49发生了变异

01:06:50It's so powerful, so it's so powerful.

01:06:52Lili, let's go back.

01:06:57We're not going to leave.

01:07:01You're finally here.

01:07:03You're here.

01:07:05What do you mean?

01:07:06Do you think I'm a traitor?

01:07:07How could you be a traitor?

01:07:09I'm trying to help you here.

01:07:10If you don't know my body, you can help me, right?

01:07:16Let me go.

01:07:29Let me go.

01:07:30Ha-ha-ha-ha!

01:07:31Do it, Lily!

01:07:42Lili!

01:08:08Lili!

01:08:32Let's go.

01:08:34I'm gonna take a look at him.

01:08:39I'm not sure,叔叔.

01:08:41What? I've

01:08:49never seen

01:08:50him before. You're good.

01:08:54I'm just lucky

01:08:55that he has come to me. Let's take a

01:08:57look at the tie.

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