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Ace! The Golf King’S Reconquest – Sports Comeback Engsub
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00:00:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:03Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:13Oh shit!
00:00:37Holy! I could take that back.
00:00:40Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:44Lyon once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:48Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:00:57How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:00:59Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:01I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:03Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:05Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:07Ambientic fluid embolism.
00:01:08Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:10I'm so sorry.
00:01:13I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go.
00:01:21I'm sorry. We saved your daughter.
00:01:24But your wife...
00:01:26There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:28Claire, my wife.
00:01:29Yes.
00:01:32No, come on.
00:01:34What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:36Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:46To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:53No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:01:56Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:00Now go get him, Lion.
00:02:02I'll see you after the game.
00:02:15I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:19I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:24I promise.
00:02:25I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:36Hey.
00:02:37Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:40Are you sure?
00:02:41If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:45Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:04Nice shot.
00:03:05Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:09We look just like the pros.
00:03:11Hey, buddy.
00:03:12Go fetch my ball.
00:03:14Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:23There you go.
00:03:25Now I'm paying you.
00:03:26Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:29You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:35That's enough.
00:03:47Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:50This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:53Come on, Mia.
00:03:55Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:03:59You're really gonna risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:09Let me handle it.
00:04:14See, even the help knows its place.
00:04:16You've got to trash.
00:04:17Do anything for a buck.
00:04:18Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:20I bet he will.
00:04:21I bet he will.
00:04:37Your form is sloppy.
00:04:40Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:46Throw them out.
00:04:49Hey, hey, hey!
00:04:51Don't touch me!
00:04:52Hey!
00:04:54Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:00Yeah.
00:05:01I could have done better.
00:05:02I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:04He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:07Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:10Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:16Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:19I'm sorry.
00:05:20I don't play golf.
00:05:23I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:26I see real talent in you.
00:05:28Don't waste it.
00:05:30It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:47Hey, Bobby.
00:05:48Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:50You know, making a comeback.
00:05:53I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:54I already told you my answer.
00:05:56I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:07Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:09I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:11Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:13You need to come to the school now.
00:06:24What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:30Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:31Hey!
00:06:37You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:41Oh, God.
00:06:43It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:46What a small world.
00:06:47My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:50He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:52That's enough.
00:06:53Settle down, girls.
00:06:55Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:07:01Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:06But...
00:07:06But you're too poor.
00:07:07Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:09Yeah.
00:07:10Guess what?
00:07:11Tuition, 70K a year.
00:07:14And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:18So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:22Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:28I don't need it.
00:07:31I don't wanna go, Daddy.
00:07:33I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:37But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:41This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:44And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:47And you let it happen.
00:07:48Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:50I can't stop that.
00:07:52Then you suspend her.
00:08:04Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:08There is 10K.
00:08:10Forget about art school.
00:08:12Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:18It's not my fault.
00:08:20You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:27Come on, Angel.
00:08:28Get your stuff.
00:08:29Let's go.
00:08:31See?
00:08:32I told you so.
00:08:34Wait, Mr. Smith.
00:08:35About that donation.
00:08:37Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:41I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:44I'm sorry.
00:08:50Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:52No.
00:08:53I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:08:55I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:08:57I'll be a good kid.
00:08:59I don't wanna cause you any trouble.
00:09:02No, sweetie.
00:09:03I'm sorry.
00:09:04And don't worry.
00:09:06Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:14I've buried the man I used to be.
00:09:16But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:19It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:37Gabriel.
00:09:38Get my clubs.
00:09:40I'm back.
00:10:01Sis, qualifying match is next week.
00:10:04I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:10Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:12With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:15They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:17If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would've...
00:10:20Jake is young and talented.
00:10:22Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:24It's a shame the legendary golfer, Lion, retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:28If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:32Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:36Didn't you wanna marry him too?
00:10:38What? Shut up.
00:10:40Two yards.
00:10:44What?
00:10:49What do you mean two yards?
00:10:51His grip's weak.
00:10:52Ball's gonna fade.
00:10:54Two yards to the right.
00:10:56Shut up, dude.
00:10:57You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:00Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:02I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:05Ignore him, okay?
00:11:06Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:08He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:11You guys really don't see this?
00:11:13I guess that makes sense.
00:11:16This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:19Well, tell me.
00:11:21What do you see?
00:11:292.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:32And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:34If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:36Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:38He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:40What do you know?
00:11:41How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:44You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:52Hey, it's free advice. Take it or leave it.
00:11:54But we can't even think about qualifiers because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:142.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:22Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:24Nothing.
00:12:25What's up with you guys?
00:12:26I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:28Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:31This...
00:12:34Come on, man.
00:12:36Jake.
00:12:37You keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:40Oh man, let go!
00:12:41You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:44You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:46Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:49I was right.
00:12:50He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:52Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:12:54Please get your wrist checked.
00:12:55It'll just take a moment.
00:12:57Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:12:59This guy's a rookie.
00:13:01Or...
00:13:01He could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:04I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:13:06No.
00:13:07No.
00:13:07I believe him.
00:13:09And he makes a good point.
00:13:11He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:15Seriously?
00:13:16He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:19Yeah.
00:13:19He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:21A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:13:22I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:38Who's this asshole?
00:13:40Tyler Carter.
00:13:41Younger brother of Kane Carter, you know.
00:13:43Most recent world champion.
00:13:45And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:51It's all on my wrist, baby.
00:13:57Ready?
00:14:02It's always here to start shit.
00:14:04Yeah.
00:14:04Got it.
00:14:05Good job, baby.
00:14:07Oh my gosh.
00:14:10Look who it is.
00:14:13Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:16Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:18Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:21You're not welcome here.
00:14:23Leave.
00:14:25Oh.
00:14:26Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:28Is that the best August guy nowadays?
00:14:30You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:31How about that?
00:14:33Me, uh...
00:14:34Dreaming of trophies?
00:14:36When your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:40It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:44Look.
00:14:45We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:47It's just not possible.
00:14:48Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:50You sign over August to me.
00:14:52And I'll give you a fat payout.
00:14:55We can all go home happy.
00:14:58All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:00It's all yours, baby.
00:15:02Never.
00:15:05August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:08My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:11Okay. Option two.
00:15:13You put this on.
00:15:16You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:18I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:20Fuck you, man. Fuck you!
00:15:23You and me. Let's go at it. Sudden death match.
00:15:25Lose your backside of the quals tomorrow.
00:15:30So the puppy's not a whim.
00:15:33He's an idiot.
00:15:36Fine. But you better not be all barked.
00:15:38You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:49Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:51Fuck off, man. Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:15:54You need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:15:55He's provoked you, okay? You're too emotional now.
00:15:57And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:15:59You won't win.
00:16:00Shut up! You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:03You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:06Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:20You see that?
00:16:223.02 yards. Mid fairway.
00:16:25And you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:29Show him, Jake.
00:16:31That stance. It's too low.
00:16:35That ball's going off course.
00:16:37What did you just say?
00:16:38I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:40Will you quit the yapping?
00:16:41You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:45I know I'm swinging here, okay?
00:16:46Don't backseat it.
00:16:57I'll see you at this point.
00:16:58I was scared.
00:16:58Hopeless.
00:16:59What an idiot.
00:17:00Oh my gosh!
00:17:032.13 in the rough.
00:17:05Oh my God!
00:17:06My granny could swing harder than that, dude!
00:17:25If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win time for a little help
00:17:33I'm Gramps the fuck you doing with that rock. You better not mess with Jake. This is serious
00:17:37Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:17:55Holy shit
00:17:58Let's go
00:17:59That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing
00:18:01Nah, that must have been a coincidence. A rock can't change the club angle
00:18:05Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now
00:18:09Don't get ahead of yourself
00:18:12Remember, fortune favors the bowl
00:18:25Guys, Jake's ahead. With that perfect line, we might just win this thing
00:18:28Come on, Jake. You gotta pull through
00:18:35Thanks, doll
00:18:41Ready or not
00:18:44Here I come
00:18:46Hey!
00:18:47Jake!
00:18:49Should have been looking out, kiddo
00:18:52He was standing right here. You knew that
00:18:55You did that on purpose. It's against the rules
00:18:57I thought we were playing a friendly match
00:19:00Doing this casual. There's no need for rules
00:19:03I hope you learned your lesson, bud
00:19:04There's only one golden rule in golf
00:19:07Whatever the Golden Hill Club says
00:19:09Goes
00:19:13A torn ligament?
00:19:15Must have been strained for a long time
00:19:18Everything Bobby said came true
00:19:20Who is he, really?
00:19:23Okay, you can't play like this
00:19:24I'm gonna take you to the hospital
00:19:25No, I can't keep going
00:19:27I'm not backing out of the quals
00:19:30Jake
00:19:33August golf club
00:19:34It's the last thing mom left us
00:19:36I'm not letting this bastard take it
00:19:41It's not too late to tap out, sweetie
00:19:43If I find you in my bed tonight naked
00:19:46I might let you keep your club
00:19:47What the fuck did you say?
00:19:49Watch this bitch
00:19:52Watch this bitch
00:19:53Watch this bitch
00:19:55Is that the best you got?
00:19:57I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro
00:20:09Jake's already three strokes in
00:20:10He needs to put the ball in the hole to win
00:20:12But his wrist
00:20:13Will you stop?
00:20:15As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up
00:20:17No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life
00:20:23You're still powering through?
00:20:25Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:30That's enough
00:20:36I'll take it from here
00:20:40Will you back off?
00:20:41This is a gentleman's sport
00:20:42Go mow the lawn, you cretin
00:20:45Jake, that's enough
00:20:46Step down
00:20:47If you keep playing, you might never play again
00:20:49Let Bobby take over
00:20:54Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:20:56You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:20:59Why?
00:21:01Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:06You got some balls
00:21:07I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life
00:21:10You better not let it get to your head
00:21:16This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I
00:21:27This is the most prestigious golf club in America
00:21:32And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:35Just look at yourself
00:21:37Covered in filth
00:21:38Carrying around a burden
00:21:40You're not even qualified to be a caddy
00:21:46Excuse me, sir
00:21:48Don't mind him
00:21:50He's an asshole
00:21:51I'm Mia
00:21:53I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me
00:21:56And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter
00:21:59I'd be happy to help
00:22:18Is that your wife?
00:22:20You should have brought her with you
00:22:21I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole
00:22:25A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole
00:22:29The only hole you'll make is your wife
00:22:34That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:39front of her grave
00:22:39I'm begging
00:22:40The only one begging is going to be you, pal
00:22:42Remember, you got a lot on the line
00:22:45You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers
00:22:49And the loser's got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog
00:22:54Deal
00:22:56You better keep your word
00:23:11This guy's putting on a blindfold
00:23:12Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:14We're screwed
00:23:15The clearest groundskeeper is going to ruin it for August
00:23:19You know, wind speed
00:23:20Five miles an hour
00:23:22Humidity
00:23:23Sixty percent
00:23:25Good weather for making it in the hole
00:23:36Please clear the water
00:23:37Forget about the hole
00:23:39You won't even make it over the water
00:23:41I win
00:23:55What the fuck
00:23:58What the fuck
00:24:00Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:01There's no way
00:24:02It's a trick shot
00:24:03You can't control where it lands
00:24:10With the water
00:24:12I skipped it in the hole
00:24:13But how?
00:24:15It's a miracle
00:24:15Am I dreaming?
00:24:17Did we actually beat the Golden Hills bastards?
00:24:19This is impossible
00:24:21There's no way I lost to an amateur
00:24:23A gardener
00:24:24Impossible
00:24:26That sounds like something a sore loser would say
00:24:28No
00:24:29Only a legend like Lion can make that shot
00:24:31Even Kane
00:24:33Only a legend like Lion can make that shot
00:24:42Is he?
00:24:43A master golfer would never join the ranks of August
00:24:45Who are you?
00:24:50Who are you?
00:24:51Me?
00:24:52I'm a nobody
00:24:53I'm a gardener
00:24:54Who just happened to hit a lucky shot
00:24:56I want to play in the qualification round next week
00:25:00Yes
00:25:00Yes
00:25:00Of course
00:25:01You just saved August Golf Club
00:25:03We of course will welcome you
00:25:04Mia
00:25:05This qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills
00:25:08Can't leave it with this guy
00:25:09Bobby doesn't even have any competitive experience
00:25:11I mean Mia
00:25:12Please
00:25:12We should reconsider
00:25:13Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:16I mean
00:25:16How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:18If he was really that talented
00:25:19Why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:22All the things he could be doing
00:25:23Yeah
00:25:24If people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier
00:25:26We'd be left out
00:25:27Okay
00:25:28Silence
00:25:29All of you
00:25:30I believe in Bobby
00:25:32And he's our only hope now
00:25:34Hey Bobby
00:25:34I got cash
00:25:36Hot babes
00:25:38You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club
00:25:41I got anything you could ever want
00:25:43I can't pay you cash
00:25:45Or an advancement
00:25:46But I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club
00:25:50If you'll still have us
00:25:51I heard Golf Club's going bankrupt, dude
00:25:54Every check you get's going to bounce
00:25:56Come on
00:25:57Don't be stupid
00:25:58Just give me the word
00:26:00It's all yours
00:26:04Tuition
00:26:0670k a year
00:26:15I just mowed the lawn
00:26:16I don't need much in life
00:26:22I'll represent August in the qualifications next week
00:26:25My heart's racing
00:26:27What's going on?
00:26:29You old bastard
00:26:32You're going to regret this
00:26:33Hey!
00:26:35Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:37What are you talking about?
00:26:38Our bets
00:26:39You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:41My brother?
00:26:41Kane Carter?
00:26:43He's the grand champ
00:26:44Your little amateur ass
00:26:46Are you sure you want this?
00:26:47It doesn't matter who it is
00:26:49A bet's a bet
00:26:55Baby, help!
00:26:56You bastard!
00:26:58You're going to regret this
00:26:59Men honor their words
00:27:01Dogs run with their tails
00:27:02Tuck between their legs
00:27:04What are you, little boy?
00:27:06You motherfucker!
00:27:08Mark my words!
00:27:09You motherfuckers are going to regret this
00:27:11Come on, girls
00:27:21You lost
00:27:22To a ground speaker?
00:27:24A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:27It was a fluke
00:27:29If you just give me another chance
00:27:31I'll do
00:27:33Useless!
00:27:33The Golden Hill Club
00:27:34Does not tolerate excuses from losers
00:27:36You better not film me again
00:27:38In the qualification match
00:27:49I don't know
00:27:50Golf's always been in my family
00:27:52But
00:27:53It wasn't until
00:27:54The Legendary Lion
00:27:55That I really took notice
00:27:57I can't believe
00:27:58He's been retired
00:27:59For six years already
00:28:00You still think about him?
00:28:07I don't know
00:28:09Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:26Come on
00:28:28Come on, where?
00:28:30We're leaving
00:28:34You're drunk
00:28:35I'm taking you home
00:28:37Party pooper
00:28:40Such a gentleman
00:28:45I'm so thirsty
00:28:46I'll get you some water
00:28:48Thank you
00:29:01I'll get you some water
00:29:02I want you to Hela
00:29:02I wouldn't talk to others
00:29:04I can't hear
00:29:04But I'm killing the T haunted
00:29:06Hoops
00:29:06Oh
00:29:07Just
00:29:08I've
00:29:08been driving Put some
00:29:10time in Did the
00:29:12work And it's
00:29:13all for me
00:29:15I've been dropping, no compromising
00:29:18I'm right where I'm meant to be
00:29:29Mia, you're drunk
00:29:32Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:35Mm-hmm
00:30:11I had a lot of fun last night
00:30:17I had fun too, a lot of fun
00:30:24Good afternoon, my name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA
00:30:31On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open press conference
00:30:4250 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round
00:30:49But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special
00:30:56This AI-powered Gophers can scan your swing ID and match to your rank
00:31:02Now, who's up first?
00:31:07Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:10I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going
00:31:18Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:20Got nothing to be ashamed of
00:31:22Yeah, we're all pros here
00:31:24Do you think you'll beat us all?
00:31:25Be my guest
00:31:27Okay
00:31:27I'll let you write down like this one as your level
00:31:47Nice man, looks like we're locked in
00:31:48Absolutely we are
00:31:49It's done enough wasting my time
00:31:52By the way, only reason I let you two go first
00:31:56So that everybody here is aware of how underranked you are
00:32:04This is a press conference, not a dumpster
00:32:07What are you doing here?
00:32:09You're an amateur, buddy
00:32:10You're going to embarrass yourself over here
00:32:11Well, I guess we'll just see about that
00:32:15Okay
00:32:16Okay
00:32:18Sit back
00:32:19You'll see my rank
00:32:21Hey, get this
00:32:23I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel
00:32:56He's 15
00:32:57Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast
00:33:00Pretty much
00:33:00Don't cry though
00:33:02It's okay
00:33:03You may lose me
00:33:04But all of you are better than him
00:33:09You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:10The best you've got is dead last
00:33:12You know what, Tyler?
00:33:13Shut up
00:33:13August is not going to be dead last
00:33:15Just mark my words
00:33:17Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy
00:33:19He's ranked 15th
00:33:21He's a nobody
00:33:22Wow
00:33:24That's something coming from the Gardner
00:33:26Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:33:30Gardner?
00:33:31The August golf club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open
00:33:34What the hell?
00:33:34Yeah, she sure did
00:33:35I think you should be disqualified
00:33:37All in favor, raise your hand
00:33:42Golfers are forged from hard work and talent
00:33:44Everyone deserves a shot
00:33:46The only insult here is your elitist attitude
00:33:48That's cute
00:33:49August golf course owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum
00:33:52And she did
00:33:53Golf club on the verge of going bankrupt
00:33:56Okay, that is not what is happening here
00:34:13Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:34:19I'm going to knock you off your high horse
00:34:23What do you think you're doing?
00:34:25Ice here, kid
00:34:26You're not going to want to miss this
00:34:35This is my rating
00:34:53Six years ago, you retired
00:34:56Vanished without a trace
00:34:59Only leaving behind your legacy
00:35:05Talented golfers
00:35:06Right come and gone
00:35:07Kane was crowned the new king of golf
00:35:11He's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:35:13Mr. Hale, you have to see this
00:35:17We got a ping on the golden scanner
00:35:20The all-time number one
00:35:24I guess he couldn't wait
00:35:26To celebrate your comeback
00:35:29I'm going to return all your trophies to you
00:35:33Take these, let's go
00:35:34Take these, let's go
00:35:36I'm a champ
00:35:39What?
00:35:40Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:42According to the Govers Association rules
00:35:45Only the top ten Govers in the nation have their rank locked
00:35:48That means he's one of the top ten golfers in the U.S.
00:35:52No
00:35:52That can't be right
00:35:54Well, there you have it, folks
00:35:55Cold hard facts
00:35:57I guess the whole world's going to know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark
00:36:01And no bites
00:36:05Quickly, to the press conference
00:36:07And bring the trophies
00:36:09All of them
00:36:10I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned
00:36:17Wait
00:36:19There's an explanation for this
00:36:20He's not a pro golfer
00:36:22So he's probably not even registered
00:36:23Yeah, that explains it
00:36:25How would a failing club like the August have a top ten player with him?
00:36:28Well, if I'm just an amateur
00:36:30And you lost to me
00:36:33What does that make you?
00:36:34You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy
00:36:36You know the Golden Hills created this AI system
00:36:39We have the right to unlock it
00:36:41If you get on your knees right now
00:36:43I might let you go
00:36:45Don't take my generosity for granted
00:36:47Well, go ahead, unlock it
00:36:49I'm not going to stop you from humiliating yourself
00:36:52Go, boys
00:36:54You're going to regret that
00:36:55Get ready, folks
00:36:56This little clown's about to give us a strip show
00:37:09What?
00:37:11He's not just in the top ten
00:37:13He's the best in the country?
00:37:15That means
00:37:16He's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane
00:37:19How?
00:37:21Could it be?
00:37:24No, that can't be right
00:37:26There's got to be a glitch in the system
00:37:28He's got a point
00:37:29Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:32Nowhere
00:37:32Thank goodness
00:37:33You almost ruined our association's reputation
00:37:36You just had one lucky stroke
00:37:39You thought you could fool me, you little bitch
00:37:41This golf tournament's for pros
00:37:42Not no amateurs like you
00:37:44Boys, get them out of here
00:37:45That's not up to you
00:37:47That's up to the Golfers Association
00:37:50Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association
00:37:53There has to be a rule against this discrimination
00:37:56Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:37:59I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make
00:38:06You're on their side?
00:38:08Oh, don't act shocked
00:38:09It's called networking, sweetheart
00:38:11I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is
00:38:16I think we should get them out of here
00:38:17An unranked opportunist like yourself
00:38:20Doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler
00:38:25On behalf of the Golfers Association
00:38:27I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open
00:38:30You bastards
00:38:32I'm reporting you to the president of the association
00:38:34Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism
00:38:37The chairman?
00:38:39That old man is busy drinking tea in his office
00:38:42Don't bother him with your petty drama
00:38:45Empetism is a big word for you, man
00:38:47You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:38:51He's got better things to do, sweetheart
00:38:53Boys, get them out of here
00:38:54I'm sick of seeing their faces
00:38:56Make sure they're gone
00:38:57I don't want them crawling back
00:38:59This is my turn!
00:39:05This is my turn!
00:39:12Hands off!
00:39:16That's the bus the chairman had custom made for Lyon
00:39:19No one's ever seen it
00:39:21Why did he bring it today?
00:39:23The Riders
00:39:23President's Cup
00:39:24Masters
00:39:25The Open
00:39:26The PGA Tour
00:39:27They're all Grand Slam trophies
00:39:29And there's multiple?
00:39:31Mr. Chairman
00:39:33What are you doing here?
00:39:34I'm here to remind everyone
00:39:36That the Open is run by the Golfers Association
00:39:41Not Golden Hills
00:39:43Mr. Chairman
00:39:44These two crashed the press conference
00:39:47I'm just throwing out the trash
00:39:49The trash?
00:39:53How dare you?
00:39:55Do you have no idea who he is?
00:39:58Are you serious right now?
00:40:00You know, you're forgetting who makes your paychecks
00:40:03Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:09He is the top-ranked golfer
00:40:12Mr. Hale
00:40:13There's a bug in the system
00:40:15He's not even in the rankings
00:40:17He's a nobody
00:40:18A nobody!
00:40:20So all these trophies he won
00:40:23Mean nothing to you?
00:40:24All these trophies belong to him
00:40:28That's impossible
00:40:29He's done the impossible
00:40:30Time and time again
00:40:32All these trophies belong to him
00:40:35And to him alone
00:40:35He is
00:40:37The Legendary Golfer
00:40:45The Legendary Golfer
00:40:47Sir
00:40:49I need to talk to you
00:40:50In private
00:40:54What is he hiding from me?
00:40:58Look
00:40:59I'd appreciate it
00:41:00If you kept my identity a secret
00:41:03Eleanor's still young
00:41:04And I don't want the press hounding her
00:41:07I am so sorry, Claire
00:41:09I wasn't there for you
00:41:11I was chasing trophies and wins
00:41:13And I should have been by your side
00:41:16I promise
00:41:18I will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:41:25I've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:41:27I understand
00:41:29I can keep your secret
00:41:31Thanks
00:41:33Here we go
00:41:39After a thorough review
00:41:40We have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:41:47Since we cannot guarantee ranks
00:41:49All golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:41:54And then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:41:59Everyone except Tyler Carter
00:42:08What?
00:42:09I'm the highest ranked person here
00:42:11We don't need some AI system to prove that
00:42:13And you have no right to disqualify me
00:42:16I am the president of the Golf Association
00:42:18And the host of the U.S. Open
00:42:22I do have that right
00:42:23You old bastard
00:42:24You're making a mistake
00:42:26Making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club
00:42:28Over this nobody
00:42:28Enough
00:42:30You and your golf club
00:42:32Have been a menace to the golf society
00:42:34For far too long
00:42:36You have no authority here
00:42:40Take them out
00:42:41You can't do this
00:42:42You can't do this
00:42:43You reckless bastard
00:42:46As for you
00:42:48The Golf Association has no room
00:42:51For a Golden Hills simpering lapdog
00:42:54You're fired
00:42:55You can't fire me
00:42:57I am the vice president
00:42:58You can't fucking fire me
00:43:01You bastard
00:43:05I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant
00:43:10Now this gives their golfers expert calculations
00:43:15Just watch out
00:43:16I wouldn't worry about that
00:43:18I chose to come back
00:43:20I'm ready for anything
00:43:23Come what may
00:43:24Come what may
00:43:24Come what may
00:43:37All right
00:43:38You can open your eyes
00:43:46So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday
00:43:49I don't know
00:43:50But I do know
00:43:52That I'm gonna love it
00:43:53Because it's a present from daddy
00:43:59Daddy
00:44:00Is this all for me?
00:44:02It's just like my drawing
00:44:04Yep
00:44:04It's all yours, sweetie
00:44:09Oh, I can't forget this
00:44:17Perfect
00:44:19My princess
00:44:20May I have the first dance
00:44:23Yes
00:44:43Mirror, mirror on the wall
00:44:46Who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:44:49Why, it's you
00:44:50My pretty little princess, Eleanor
00:44:53Wait, daddy
00:44:54I've got you a present
00:44:57This is my lucky bracelet
00:44:59I made it at school
00:45:00Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen
00:45:04Daddy, you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever
00:45:08I'll be cheering for you
00:45:10And I know mommy will too
00:45:12I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me
00:45:14So I didn't tell her about the match
00:45:16But it looks like she knew all along
00:45:19Thank you, sweetie
00:45:22I promise
00:45:23I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted
00:45:31Welcome, everybody
00:45:32To the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open
00:45:34Which is also known as
00:45:36Golf's longest day
00:45:38Today is gonna be a 36-hole round
00:45:39Which means only the top 50 players will advance to the final round
00:45:43So, good luck
00:45:45Yeah
00:45:46Let's do this
00:46:07Whoa
00:46:07Out there, whoa
00:46:08Over
00:46:09Jim, that was incredible
00:46:11That was incredible
00:46:26Oh my god
00:46:30You won
00:46:33We won
00:46:36Dinner's on me tonight, guys
00:46:37We've got to celebrate
00:46:38Let's party, drink it up
00:46:40You know, come on
00:46:41Oh, wait, Jake
00:46:42We have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:46:43Oh, no
00:46:44Disgusting
00:46:45He just wants you there
00:46:46He's trying to marry you off
00:46:47With that stupid piece of shit
00:46:49Henry
00:46:50I bet he's gonna be there tonight, too
00:46:51Yeah, I know
00:46:52And I've had enough
00:46:54It's time I end this
00:47:03Lion, you've finally returned
00:47:10For the past six years, I've torn through the competition
00:47:15But those old timers
00:47:16But those old timers still insist
00:47:17That it is because you paved the way
00:47:19No matter how many titles I win
00:47:21Your legacy hangs over my head
00:47:23Hangs over every single trophy
00:47:25Like a thorn digging deeper into my side
00:47:28But I'll prove myself
00:47:33When I'm implanted with this chip
00:47:35Everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:47:38That I am the greatest golfer in the world
00:47:43I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat
00:47:46By pretending to be her boyfriend tonight
00:47:58Hi, I'm Bobby
00:47:59It's a pleasure to meet you, sir
00:48:02God, Mid
00:48:03You just drag any bum off the street
00:48:06You dare show your face here
00:48:08Dad, can you be nice?
00:48:10This is the hero I told you about
00:48:12That saved our golf club
00:48:32Everyone, this is Henry Hale
00:48:36His father is the president of the Golfers Association
00:48:39Golf is in their blood
00:48:42Just the type of family that my daughter
00:48:45Should marry into
00:48:50Henry, is it?
00:48:52Yep
00:48:54Mia's told me so much about you
00:48:55You're Gabriel's kid
00:48:56You act nothing like him
00:48:58What would you know about my father?
00:49:00Nothing
00:49:00He's just some broke bum
00:49:02That pulls weeds at our golf course
00:49:07Mia, are you serious?
00:49:10You brought the help home?
00:49:13So humiliating
00:49:14Yeah, what is he doing here?
00:49:18To shine Henry's shoes
00:49:21Oh, Mia has good taste
00:49:23I'm sure she'll know if someone's right for her
00:49:26Watch it, yard boy
00:49:27His father runs a U.S. Open
00:49:29With one phone call
00:49:31He can have you disqualified
00:49:33Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser
00:49:36Our food's getting cold
00:49:37Let's go eat
00:49:42Here, please, allow me
00:49:47Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins
00:49:54You have to try one of these
00:49:56I just had them flown in from Cuba today
00:49:59Really good Arbanos
00:50:00Oh, now we're talking real Cuba, huh?
00:50:04Mm-hmm
00:50:07There you go
00:50:09Excellent taste, young man
00:50:12Thank you
00:50:13Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:16I got a beer
00:50:17Yeah, real mature
00:50:22We should really try this meal
00:50:23Our chef would be a special meal
00:50:36I'm sorry, man
00:50:37I mistook that for an ashtray
00:50:38Okay, that's enough
00:50:39Stop disrespecting my guest
00:50:44Don't worry about it
00:50:45I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough
00:50:48I brought a gift
00:51:03Ew, what is this?
00:51:05Sounds like shiny scrap metal
00:51:07I bet it's all junk
00:51:11Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like
00:51:15Yes, yes
00:51:16Thank you for the reminder, my friend
00:51:20Well, Mia
00:51:22I knew you grew up idolizing Lion
00:51:24So I wanted to do something special
00:51:27I got you this
00:51:29This is Lion's old tour card
00:51:31It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection
00:51:35That would go for millions at Sotheby's
00:51:37Henry, this is very sweet of you
00:51:41But it's far too valuable
00:51:44I can't accept it
00:51:48This is incredibly rare
00:51:51What are you smirking about over there, huh?
00:51:53Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:51:56Admit it, loser
00:51:57You are jealous
00:51:58Because you could never afford a gift like that
00:52:06Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:09Alright, I'm listening
00:52:12If my gift is more valuable than yours
00:52:15You have to lick this plate clean
00:52:19Cigar ash and all
00:52:28What a coincidence
00:52:59Looks like I want to give Mia
00:53:00I gotta make a phone call
00:53:07Wait
00:53:09Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick
00:53:11I just talked to my father
00:53:13Apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake
00:53:16The only way you can even tell
00:53:18Is if you put him against a fire
00:53:20And then the little lion's head would pop up
00:53:22And let's be honest
00:53:25These are certainly fake
00:53:27And now, guess what?
00:53:29My dad's on his way
00:53:30And we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are
00:53:33You pissed off the president
00:53:36You are so screwed
00:53:38How dare you bring fakes into my house
00:53:43So you all think these cards are fake?
00:53:45Yeah
00:53:46Yeah
00:53:46Yeah
00:53:48Well, I believe Bobby
00:53:49I don't think he'd lie to me
00:53:51Well, why talk about it?
00:53:54Let's put it to the test
00:53:55Wait, no
00:53:56You can't destroy those
00:53:58That's part of Lion's legacy
00:54:00That's a disrespect to golf itself
00:54:05Wait, no
00:54:06You can't destroy those
00:54:08That's a part of Lion's legacy
00:54:10It'd be an insult to golf itself
00:54:11Oh my god, Mia
00:54:13Why are you believing this guy?
00:54:14I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these
00:54:17I'm calling him out for having a scam
00:54:24What's going on here?
00:54:26What if that card actually is real?
00:54:30Fire test gold
00:54:32Adversity test men
00:54:34Ew
00:54:36You lying con artist
00:54:38I'm sick of your parlor tricks
00:54:40Get on your knees
00:54:41Admit these are fake
00:54:42Otherwise, I'm gonna give you a glimpse into the depths of hell
00:54:48Dad
00:54:49This is who I was telling you about
00:54:51This is the con man
00:54:56Ow!
00:54:57You idiot
00:54:57What do you think you're doing?
00:55:00Mr. Chairman
00:55:01He was the one that brought the fakes
00:55:03We had nothing to do with it
00:55:06Fakes
00:55:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, these are the real deal
00:55:23What?
00:55:23What?
00:55:24Dad, what are you talking about?
00:55:26Are you senile?
00:55:27Like, those can't be real.
00:55:29What the hell?
00:55:30Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:31Wait a minute.
00:55:32If those cards are real, then he...
00:55:35He's lying?
00:55:38I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:55:41I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again,
00:55:44and he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson.
00:55:48Let's go, your mother's in the car.
00:55:50Ow, god, ow, subversive, ow!
00:55:53We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:55:59We didn't mean to.
00:56:00It was all Henry's fault.
00:56:04Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:56:08Let's go for a walk.
00:56:10That sounds nice.
00:56:12It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:56:24Sorry I had to deal with my family back there.
00:56:27Don't worry about it.
00:56:28I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:36Is that your wife?
00:56:45Yes.
00:56:47She passed in labor.
00:56:49I'm sorry.
00:56:52I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:56:56Never gets easier.
00:56:58I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:57:02I just want to be by your side.
00:57:22Stay here, Mia.
00:57:24Be careful.
00:57:26Hey, bitch.
00:57:27Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:57:29Hey, baby.
00:57:31No!
00:57:33Bobby, watch out!
00:57:41Hey!
00:57:45Let her go, Tyler!
00:57:51Bobby!
00:57:54I thought you were gonna go down swinging.
00:57:57Oh, those are cute.
00:58:01Those are my daughters!
00:58:04See that?
00:58:06It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch!
00:58:11It's time to go join your wife and yell.
00:58:18Fuck!
00:58:19Come on, boys!
00:58:20You got lucky this time, motherfucker!
00:58:22Next time I see you, it's gonna be your last!
00:58:25Okay.
00:58:26I'm sorry.
00:58:27My hand.
00:58:29I think it's broken.
00:58:31Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:58:34Let's go.
00:58:42Wait, don't move.
00:58:45Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:58:49I have an itch down there.
00:58:52My hands are...
00:58:53Okay, well, let me itch it for you.
00:58:58Is it right here?
00:59:06How's that feel?
00:59:07That's amazing.
00:59:09Is that it?
00:59:10Oh, yeah.
00:59:11That's so good.
00:59:13That's amazing.
00:59:16Please.
00:59:18Oh, yes.
00:59:20What's Daddy doing?
00:59:22Eleanor!
00:59:24Daddy!
00:59:26Hey.
00:59:26Hey.
00:59:27Oh.
00:59:27Oh.
00:59:27I'm sorry.
00:59:28It's okay.
00:59:29Hey, Doc.
00:59:30Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:32Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
00:59:35He needs at least six weeks of proper rest, or there will be permanent consequences.
00:59:41Six weeks?
00:59:43What about the U.S. Open?
00:59:44You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
00:59:50I missed you, Eleanor.
00:59:52I missed you, too.
00:59:53Wait, wait, wait.
00:59:54What are you doing?
00:59:55You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
00:59:57I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:00:00I'll pop Oxy if I have to.
01:00:02Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:05What are you gonna do when the pill wears off?
01:00:07You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:10Four hours is plenty.
01:00:12I'll win.
01:00:13For you and me.
01:00:15It's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending.
01:00:21Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:00:24The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:28The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:00:30This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:00:35The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:00:41It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:00:45Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:00:52What?
01:00:53What?
01:00:54Wait, Bobby.
01:00:55Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary Lion.
01:00:59He's a Grand Slam champion.
01:01:01He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:03And now that the Lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:06Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury.
01:01:08But his right hand, is it really gonna be okay?
01:01:29You're old news, loser.
01:01:31Still living out your old Grand Slam glory days as your calling card?
01:01:35Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:01:38Feisty.
01:01:39I like it.
01:01:40You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm gonna find something to shove down your throat to shut you
01:01:44up.
01:01:45It's so fucking gross.
01:01:46Enough.
01:01:46This is a waste of time.
01:01:48While Lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course, year after year.
01:01:58You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:06You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:02:13I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:17I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:02:22He is the greatest of all people!
01:02:44Incredible!
01:02:45The Golden Hills Golden Boy strike with mirror-robotic precision!
01:02:51they're all playing way above their level it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc
01:02:56and swing path man oh man this ai it's incredible it's our secret weapon this has been he can't
01:03:07beat us he's done for can he do it this is your grandson he's better off as my caddy don't
01:03:31push
01:03:32yourself you can't play like this don't worry about it i'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:03:42all right well you focus on swinging i'll take care of the nets
01:04:11hey are you okay how's the leaderboard there you go good job today let's find out
01:04:23oh thank god we made it through the finals i'm still way behind to win this game i have to
01:04:29catch up
01:04:29quickly game's just begun
01:04:53yeah where are you hey do you need something
01:04:56no i tried to grab my towel but my wrist still hurts
01:05:01oh yeah hold on
01:05:05can you massage it please
01:05:08the ferocious lion needs some help
01:05:12where does it hurt
01:05:16right here
01:05:31the finals are tomorrow i don't want you to overexert yourself
01:05:35tonight
01:05:58i brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:06:04eleanor is here to root for you
01:06:08a good luck kiss for daddy now you're gonna win today
01:06:12because you always say i'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you
01:06:31four hours i need to finish before noon
01:06:51what's going on loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag it's
01:07:09that's the game plan the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in he's forced to play an impossible lie
01:07:21we're completely dug in
01:07:23what are you gonna do
01:07:27just give it up old man
01:07:28according to our calculations
01:07:30it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke
01:07:34the mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:07:36there's no way these guys are this precise
01:07:39they must be playing dirty
01:07:44you planted microchips in your arm
01:07:47so what if we did
01:07:49all your experience is nothing compared to ai
01:08:00you want a hint
01:08:02the ai has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come up with one conclusion
01:08:06you lose
01:08:08ai is never wrong
01:08:10you're so screwed
01:08:14dude just accept it
01:08:16you're a washed up retiree
01:08:18you can't be cold hard facts
01:08:20don't you understand that
01:08:21it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:08:26leave it to me
01:08:45how the hell
01:08:46no
01:08:47that goes against all common sense and calculations
01:08:51it's impossible
01:08:58see he landed back in the bunker
01:09:00he still needs two strokes
01:09:03that fossil doesn't understand that ai
01:09:05it runs the world now
01:09:09bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole
01:09:11just to tie with kane
01:09:12shit mia
01:09:13we're done for
01:09:15looks like august can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:09:19the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:09:21it's your biggest mistake
01:09:23making it into the hole from the bunker
01:09:24nobody can do that
01:09:29wait on the green
01:09:30something's moving
01:09:35wait
01:09:36that's my ball
01:09:40did he just
01:09:42ooh so close
01:09:44but looks like bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:09:47it's okay guys
01:09:50even if august golf club goes down
01:09:52we'll stick together like family
01:09:53our cutting edge ai implant chips
01:09:57have exactly what we need to get in your way
01:10:01when
01:10:03in your dreams
01:10:04our ai's calculated your chances
01:10:06and guess what
01:10:07it's a hundred percent chance you lose
01:10:18what's this
01:10:19i can't believe my eyes
01:10:20the ball's still moving
01:10:23look alive boys
01:10:26i'm still in play
01:10:31it sucks
01:10:34a pathetic old man
01:10:36challenging hard facts and data
01:10:38it's impossible
01:10:39yeah i must really be embarrassed huh
01:10:59i knew you could do it
01:11:04our cutting edge ai didn't see that path
01:11:07how did you
01:11:08nah you know what man
01:11:09it's gotta be a bug or something
01:11:11right
01:11:11i mean there's no way that this guy's smarter than ai
01:11:16it's not a bug
01:11:17he took the path that ai
01:11:19considered to be impossible
01:11:21and he did it in one stroke
01:11:23he's done what ai thought to be
01:11:25beyond human ability
01:11:27a free lesson for you
01:11:28all the cold hard data in the world
01:11:31can't compete with years of experience on the golf course
01:11:35it's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:11:38so all your little microchips won't win
01:11:44now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:11:46bobby and kane are tied for first
01:11:48you know what this means
01:11:50a sudden death wrap
01:11:52whoever wins will move on to the next
01:11:56let's go boys
01:12:04what's wrong
01:12:07the painkillers have worn off haven't they
01:12:09don't worry
01:12:10i'll put kane in this place soon enough
01:12:27let's go
01:12:28come on now
01:12:36you've held out long enough old man
01:12:38it's time to end your legacy lion
01:12:47damn it
01:12:48painkillers worn off
01:13:00next is full 10
01:13:02535 yards at par 4
01:13:04kane carter is up next
01:13:14just give up
01:13:15the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:13:18not wrinkly old deadweights
01:13:19you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:13:34what the hell are you looking at old man
01:13:35the flag's all the way over there
01:13:38just waiting on the sun to disappear
01:13:40disappear
01:13:41there's not a cloud in sight
01:13:42you really are crazy
01:13:44my experience doesn't lie
01:13:57you're screwed up
01:13:59even the great lion can't come back from this
01:14:03chin up old man
01:14:04you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:14:06for good
01:14:07daddy
01:14:08a lucky magic spell for you
01:14:10i know you can do it
01:14:12you got this
01:14:16soon
01:14:18soon
01:14:18soon what
01:14:19are you praying for a miracle
01:14:21i mean i guess you probably should
01:14:23because it's going to take an act of god for you to win this
01:14:26anything less than that trophy is mine
01:14:28a miracle
01:14:29miracles are for the unprepared
01:14:43the sun
01:14:45it actually disappeared
01:14:57fun
01:14:58at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:10nice shot bud
01:15:11bummer
01:15:12nerdy
01:15:13yes
01:15:14kane slipped up
01:15:16bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole
01:15:19then you side with kane
01:15:21it's for another round
01:15:22god this daddy
01:15:23god
01:15:26at his time it's going to be the total eclipse
01:15:28how is he going to swing in total darkness
01:15:30this is beyond lion's top records
01:15:32even at his peak
01:15:33plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:15:35you can keep dreaming bud
01:15:38now it's bobby's turn
01:15:40he's looking rough
01:15:41we believe in you bobby
01:15:43he got this
01:15:49wait
01:15:50bobby's not aiming for the sage
01:15:52he's aiming for the flag
01:15:53he's swinging for the wind
01:15:55i tell you what
01:15:56i'll sweeten it
01:15:58you pull off this miracle
01:16:00i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:02and i'll hand it to august
01:16:07august doesn't want your club
01:16:09your reputation is trash
01:16:13and you
01:16:16i'll go beyond
01:16:18i'll beat the old me
01:16:19after this shot
01:16:20august's name will echo across america
01:16:25now watch this drive
01:16:26and i'll be right back
01:16:59Fly, golf ball, fly! Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:22How did he do this?
01:17:27Let's go!
01:17:31Let's go!
01:17:32Let's go!
01:17:33Let's go!
01:17:33Oh my God!
01:17:34Be honest!
01:17:36No!
01:17:37I lost!
01:17:39Look!
01:17:40He crushed me!
01:17:41How could Kane lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:17:47Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:17:51Folks, did you see this?
01:17:53He managed to beat Kane Carter with an injured right hand!
01:17:57He's back, folks!
01:17:58The Gooks!
01:17:59The Lion!
01:18:01Bobby Woods!
01:18:07The winner of the U.S. Open Championship!
01:18:10Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:18:17I didn't do this for me.
01:18:21I did it for all of us.
01:18:23For August Golf Club!
01:18:25Woo!
01:18:27You cheated!
01:18:29This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:18:32You were taking pills.
01:18:34I saw it with my own two eyes!
01:18:36You were doping!
01:18:39No.
01:18:40The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the Association before the competition even started.
01:18:45You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:18:47I can prove it!
01:18:54The doping you saw?
01:18:56Painkillers.
01:18:58Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:01Legal.
01:19:02Approved by the Association.
01:19:04And cleared prior to competition.
01:19:07It's all documented right here.
01:19:10You.
01:19:11You're on his team.
01:19:13You're in on it.
01:19:14Oh, and, uh, as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:19:24I have evidence.
01:19:25How about you?
01:19:29I have evidence.
01:19:31Do you?
01:19:34This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:19:39Come on, punch you, motherfucker.
01:19:41Lion, you finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:19:52A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:19:55But I did for my daughter.
01:19:57And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:04Stay.
01:20:05We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:10Please, stay!
01:20:12Stay!
01:20:18Eleanor, Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:20:21And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:20:25I'm staying with you.
01:20:27I'm not golfing.
01:20:31Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:20:33I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:20:37You're amazing.
01:20:40I'm a big girl now.
01:20:42Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:20:45Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:20:53Okay.
01:20:55Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:21:00You're the one.
01:21:24David, as we were going to be,
01:21:24I'm a big boy.
01:21:24Can you please help me?
01:21:25I'm not going to be a big dream.
01:21:25I'm not going to be happy with you.
01:21:25I'm not going to be an animal.
01:21:25I'm not going to be a big boy.
01:21:26I'm not going to be a big boy.
01:21:26I'm a big boy.
01:21:26I'm a big boy.
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