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00:00:00THE END
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Wider.
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that.
00:00:17Oh yeah, right there.
00:00:22Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:35You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:08but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:10So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit!
00:01:15Fucking dumbass!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24Could've been really bad.
00:01:27Oh fuck.
00:01:28Oh my god.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31No.
00:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:34Oh my god.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:40Starring him!
00:01:44All right.
00:01:45Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:47You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:58But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06I'm just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12No, no.
00:02:12You're a big baby.
00:02:14And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who is it?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:53Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56Allie.
00:02:56Sorry.
00:02:57Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05Put some actual pants on.
00:03:07You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09Sure.
00:03:10I don't care, man.
00:03:11All right.
00:03:11You're in a watch studio now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:15And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:20I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:22Fuck yeah.
00:03:22All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:24All right.
00:03:24Bye bye, everybody.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Hey.
00:03:37It reminds me, have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:53It's, sometimes they have files that like will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:58don't want to open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:03at it.
00:04:04Yeah, right.
00:04:05A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:27That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:38Tell me.
00:04:39No.
00:04:40Nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm going to go.
00:04:42Actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay, deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year, new city, new school.
00:04:54I'm going to make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:17What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:25Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:27I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:30Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:36Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:47Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:58Um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway, their door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:08He loves you.
00:06:09He loves you.
00:06:10He loves you.
00:06:13He loves you.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:21Brett's going to eat her life.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show them aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:45You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:47Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:49We lost him.
00:06:50We still gotta stop.
00:06:51Still.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:07:00Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa.
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Were you needing a salute?
00:07:15Salute.
00:07:18Back off.
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:39You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys' life, man?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:47Of course he is.
00:07:48Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half-making.
00:07:56Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:09It's alright.
00:08:10Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:13Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:22Hey, well, great.
00:08:24Well, you guys are gonna be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:26Put it down!
00:08:31What's that?
00:08:32Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay.
00:08:35I can just go out.
00:08:36I love you!
00:08:37I love you!
00:08:47I finally did it.
00:08:49The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:52I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:54And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:58The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:03Touchdown!
00:09:05I slept.
00:09:13You guys are benched.
00:09:14It's just a joke.
00:09:16Seriously.
00:09:18The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:22Don't look.
00:09:23It's a kisser.
00:09:24In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:26Unenged.
00:09:26Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:29Kill me now.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:39I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:40Obviously.
00:09:43Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:45Yes, it did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:49And whose fault is that?
00:09:51I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh, crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:56I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:01Sorry.
00:10:02Missed my message, sir?
00:10:04You know, I don't think so.
00:10:06I think.
00:10:07I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:09Why?
00:10:10Okay, come on.
00:10:11What?
00:10:11Just give it back.
00:10:13Whatever you...
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:14You're texting Chad?
00:10:16Chad?
00:10:17I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking SGD.
00:10:22He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:26Ah, a school project.
00:10:27Yes.
00:10:28You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions, so...
00:10:31Well, it's the truth.
00:10:32So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:34Hold on.
00:10:35Let me do something really quick.
00:10:36What are you doing?
00:10:37There you go.
00:10:38Chad is deleted.
00:10:39What?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40Stop!
00:10:41They're already done.
00:10:42That's not cool.
00:10:43You can't do that.
00:10:44Because that's not fair.
00:10:46Uh, yes it is.
00:10:47Because, listen.
00:10:48You're my business now.
00:10:50So, right now I want you to open your phone.
00:10:53I said take your phone out.
00:10:57Cool.
00:10:58And do what?
00:10:59I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:10Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:11Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:14This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:17The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:22I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:26You sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:30Yes.
00:11:30This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:32My only.
00:11:34My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:40Yes.
00:11:41Yet.
00:11:42Harder.
00:11:43Faster.
00:11:44I'm coming.
00:11:46Are you alright?
00:11:47Yes.
00:11:48Any a little bit of air.
00:11:49It's really hot in here.
00:11:51It's really hot in here.
00:11:51I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:53Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:58No.
00:11:58No, I just like.
00:12:07Oh my god.
00:12:08Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:10I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:14You have double XL condoms when you see it?
00:12:17I'll tell you what else.
00:12:18It's for grown ups.
00:12:19Do you actually use those?
00:12:21Yeah.
00:12:22They use your face.
00:12:24There's no way.
00:12:25That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:27What did you like to know?
00:12:33Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so.
00:12:36Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:39You kissed me back.
00:12:40You basically attacked me.
00:12:41I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:50Pathetic.
00:12:51I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:52I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:54I'm such an idiot.
00:12:56Forget I said anything.
00:12:58You know what?
00:12:58Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:13:00Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:04Excuse me?
00:13:05There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:08No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:09Me and you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:12Are you insane?
00:13:14Who do you think you are?
00:13:15My father?
00:13:21I'm your roommate.
00:13:22And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:26So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:30We're roommates.
00:13:32And that means we're equals.
00:13:34And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:37So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:41And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:46make sure that you're safe.
00:13:46Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:51Nope.
00:13:52Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:56No.
00:13:56Pro Max.
00:13:57Not when he looks like that.
00:14:01Yeah, Pro Max.
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:04This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:08First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:10Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:14You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:16I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:18You don't control what I do.
00:14:19You're cheating.
00:14:33Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:36Fetish slash lingerie dress coat.
00:14:40Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:43Lingerie?
00:14:45Seriously?
00:14:46But if I don't go it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat. I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:54I'm your roommate and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:57Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him. I don't take orders from
00:15:03those.
00:15:24Oh my god, did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:32Look everyone, the strippers arrived. Let's all give Littleness Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:42Thanks. At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:46You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:52Now, are we gonna have some fun? Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:16:00Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:16I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:27Shit. I don't have any guy friends here. Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:33What's the matter? No guys want you?
00:16:36Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:39She's stalling. She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:42You can't get a guy? You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants
00:16:46to claim you?
00:16:47Just give me a second.
00:16:58Hey, Allison. Yeah, I...
00:17:07That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:10You're so thirsty.
00:17:12Lick it up.
00:17:17Lick it up.
00:17:20Lick.
00:17:27Brett.
00:17:29What's up?
00:17:30Where are you?
00:17:32I'm at club vibe. I, um...
00:17:35I lost a dare.
00:17:36Ya?
00:17:38What kind of dare?
00:17:40I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:44Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:48a good idea for you to go at night?
00:17:49Come on, Brett. Please, this is serious. Can you just come get me?
00:17:53No, Allison. You know what? You want it to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:57Brett, please!
00:18:02How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:04He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:07You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:11I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:14Brett, where do you think you're going?
00:18:20Grab her.
00:18:21No! Get off of me!
00:18:23You lost the dare. You paid the price.
00:18:28You need to loosen up.
00:18:30You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:32We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:36No!
00:18:48What was that?
00:18:51Oh.
00:18:51Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:58Please!
00:18:59Come on, sweetheart.
00:19:01A dare is a dare.
00:19:02Stop fighting it.
00:19:05I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:06Taking that V-card out there.
00:19:16Please, please, stop.
00:19:18You're getting this?
00:19:20That's what gets used.
00:19:23Hey, asshole!
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:39Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:49Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:52Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:55I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:56She's practically begging for it.
00:20:08You know, I've been listening to any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:13And that goes for everybody.
00:20:15I don't want to see one picture of one video.
00:20:17Does everybody understand that?
00:20:20Great.
00:20:22We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:25Yeah.
00:20:28You okay?
00:20:30Come on.
00:20:31Let's go.
00:20:39Hey.
00:20:40Hey.
00:20:40What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:43Sneaking out?
00:20:44Going to a place like this?
00:20:46What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:49What did you mean back there?
00:20:54Back where?
00:20:56When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:21:01The literal meaning.
00:21:03I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:07I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:09And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:12Yeah.
00:21:14I know.
00:21:15Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:17Hey.
00:21:17Always causing trouble.
00:21:18Please, just put this out.
00:21:21Happy?
00:21:22Yeah.
00:21:27Well, you know what?
00:21:27I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:30Like I'm desperate?
00:21:31No, that's not true.
00:21:32I know.
00:21:33Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:34Bullshit.
00:21:35You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:37These people are not your friends, and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:39I know.
00:21:40I know.
00:21:41Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:42And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:44And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:47That's not true.
00:21:49Fuck Rita.
00:21:51Fuck everybody.
00:21:53I'll send you perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:55I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:56I want to be liked.
00:21:58I want to be wanted.
00:21:59And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:02I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:04I'll always be there.
00:22:05So what does that mean?
00:22:08What does that mean for us?
00:22:09What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:12I'm losing my mind.
00:22:14I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:18All I can think, just this once.
00:22:22What?
00:22:25Say it.
00:22:26Just say it.
00:22:26I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:29Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:31No.
00:22:32It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:34That is not true.
00:22:35Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:38Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:40I can't.
00:22:43And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:46So you know what?
00:22:47Just forget it.
00:22:49Forget I said anything.
00:22:52I'm done begging you.
00:22:53I'm done.
00:22:54No, Allison.
00:22:55Allison, stop that.
00:22:57Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:07Why?
00:23:07Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:13It says that you have to stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:19Please don't stop.
00:23:22Please don't stop.
00:23:40What are you doing, Brett?
00:23:42We're out of everything.
00:23:55Yo, what's up, loser?
00:24:00Allie, are you with Brett right now?
00:24:05Swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:07Talk to me.
00:24:08I FaceTimed Ron.
00:24:12What is he doing?
00:24:14Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:21Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:23Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:24What?
00:24:25Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:29So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:33your ass.
00:24:34It's...
00:24:34It was an accident, okay?
00:24:36We just...
00:24:37I butt-dialed you.
00:24:39We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:45And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:48Okay?
00:24:48Chill.
00:24:49Really?
00:24:50Yeah, look.
00:24:55It's really dry, okay?
00:24:56My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:59All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys got a ticket or two, I don't know, like an urgent care
00:25:04right now or something.
00:25:05I need you to take care of that.
00:25:06I was, uh, I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:08I got it.
00:25:10Peace.
00:25:11Bye.
00:25:14Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:18Dave, what's up?
00:25:19What's up?
00:25:20We should...
00:25:20You forgot something.
00:25:21No, Ellie.
00:25:23It's late.
00:25:23Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:24Hey, Allison.
00:25:27Stop.
00:25:32Quit acting so childish.
00:25:37You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:49All right, ladies.
00:25:51Physical assessments today.
00:25:54Allison, you're first.
00:26:27Man, Allison, I see you.
00:26:30Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:32You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:36Shut up.
00:26:43Hey, uh...
00:26:45Hey, watch it.
00:26:47What's your problem?
00:26:50Hmm?
00:26:58Partner up.
00:27:00Stretching drills.
00:27:05Solo, Allison.
00:27:06Allison, let me help.
00:27:07No hands-on.
00:27:09Hmm.
00:27:10I'm okay.
00:27:11Come on.
00:27:12It'll be fun.
00:27:13I promise.
00:27:16Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:18Oh, excuse me.
00:27:21I'm not with anyone.
00:27:24Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:27That's right.
00:27:28She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:31Choose me.
00:27:35Walk away, Chad.
00:27:38Right now.
00:27:40Whatever, man.
00:27:41You're lost.
00:27:47What are you doing?
00:27:49What?
00:27:49Are you jealous or something?
00:27:51No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:52What was that?
00:27:53I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:55Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:56Just doing my job.
00:28:00First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:05All right, come on.
00:28:07You first.
00:28:13Let's go.
00:28:14We don't have all day.
00:28:15You ready, Mookie?
00:28:17I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:19But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:22Let's go.
00:28:22We don't have all day.
00:28:24You want to play?
00:28:27Fine.
00:28:28Let's play.
00:28:28Let's go.
00:28:58What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:29:01You're not doing anything.
00:29:02Stop it.
00:29:04Stop, Blair.
00:29:08Switch positions!
00:29:11You're turned.
00:29:23Whenever you're ready.
00:29:25She's trying to kill me.
00:29:27And it's working.
00:29:33She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:35It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:38Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:46What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52What the hell am I doing?
00:29:54You okay, Brett?
00:29:56I'm okay.
00:29:57And done.
00:29:58Allison, you killed it today.
00:30:00You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:04Really?
00:30:05Wow, thank you.
00:30:09Congratulations.
00:30:11Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:18An orphan.
00:30:35Oh my god.
00:30:37Oh my god.
00:30:37It's hot!
00:30:39Hot!
00:30:39You okay?
00:30:47Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:49Yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:52Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:54It's fine.
00:30:55Okay, brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:59Damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:31:01How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:04Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:06It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:07I'm doing laundry.
00:31:08I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:10I, um, didn't...
00:31:12You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:14And neither are you.
00:31:17You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:18You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:20And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:22Yeah, okay. I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:24Listen, I just...
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:29Why aren't you still here?
00:31:30Why wouldn't I be here? This is my morning routine.
00:31:33I don't know. It's 8.30.
00:31:35Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today
00:31:36at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup thing?
00:31:38What? Nobody told me that.
00:31:40Had...
00:31:42Oh, my God. She's going to kill me.
00:31:44Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:44This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:46She's going to...
00:31:46She's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:49Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's okay.
00:31:50Well, I'll...
00:31:50Okay.
00:32:05You got all your stuff?
00:32:06Yeah.
00:32:07Um, I have to go.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:10Thanks.
00:32:11Bye.
00:32:20Did you just see that?
00:32:21That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:24And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:26Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:29Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:31Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:40Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:42I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:44Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:47Late is late.
00:32:47You're just too lazy.
00:32:57Hey!
00:32:58What's your problem?
00:33:00My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:02It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:05Like I said, nobody...
00:33:10No.
00:33:10Hey!
00:33:11Stop!
00:33:12Are you crazy?
00:33:14Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:18Stop!
00:33:20You want to fight?
00:33:21I'll give you a reason.
00:33:28Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:30What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:31Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:32This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:34Cool.
00:33:34Get out.
00:33:36Get out of here.
00:33:37All of you, get out of here.
00:33:38Right now.
00:33:39Did you hear me?
00:33:39Get out.
00:33:44You okay?
00:33:46It's fine.
00:33:49I just can't go out there like this,
00:33:50so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:53It's going to be okay.
00:33:54We have enough time.
00:33:56Trust me.
00:33:59Hi, hello.
00:34:00Listen, I need you to go to the school,
00:34:02and I need you to meet me in the women's locker room.
00:34:04Right now.
00:34:09All right.
00:34:09Hey, listen.
00:34:11Use my jersey.
00:34:12Make it look better than the original.
00:34:13All right?
00:34:26All right.
00:34:38Oh, shit.
00:34:39Is that even Allison?
00:34:51She looks...
00:34:52Stony.
00:34:55Look at you.
00:34:56You look, uh...
00:34:57You look fantastic.
00:34:58You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:35:00It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:03You know, that's true.
00:35:04That's true, I have.
00:35:05Hey, are you sure?
00:35:06It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:09Yeah.
00:35:10You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:13Really?
00:35:15To you, as your best friend's sister.
00:35:18Of course.
00:35:19As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:24All right.
00:35:25Time's ticking.
00:35:26Let's move.
00:35:28Allison.
00:35:28I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:35You take center.
00:35:37Let's go.
00:35:41Okay.
00:35:43Hey, uh...
00:35:49Break a leg.
00:35:53Hold you.
00:35:59Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:06I'm okay.
00:36:08One, two, three, go.
00:36:13Sure, I'm loud.
00:36:19Uh-huh, uh-huh, oh, yeah.
00:36:27Oh, yeah.
00:36:38Who is that girl?
00:36:39She's on fire.
00:36:40That's Allison Scott.
00:36:42I didn't know she had moves.
00:36:48Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:50I mean, damn.
00:36:51I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:54Body in that uniform?
00:36:56Woo!
00:36:57You're getting lucky tonight.
00:37:00Stay with me.
00:37:01I don't have to.
00:37:02See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:05I'm telling you right now.
00:37:07If you don't fuck off, the only thing that's going to be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:20He's on the 30-yard line, the 20, the 10.
00:37:27Touchdown!
00:37:28Matt Harrison does it again.
00:37:30State wins.
00:37:46Hey!
00:37:48Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:50That was really good.
00:37:52You know, it's, uh, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:55Hey, shut up.
00:38:00You're okay.
00:38:00kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:12kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:13kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:13kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:14kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:16kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:19kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:19kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:20kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:20kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:21kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:22kiss kiss kiss
00:38:26now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff
00:38:29i haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:34come on allison let's give the people what they want
00:38:37i know i shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:43oh but i want it
00:38:59wait what
00:39:05i can't believe this is happening kiss cam me and brett
00:39:19allison don't pass out
00:39:25thanks for keeping chat at bay no problem
00:39:36this is insane i shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:41but it feels so right i never want it to end
00:39:49harrison
00:39:58what the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school
00:40:02ron just calm down okay you're making a scene
00:40:05i'm making a scene
00:40:05yeah i'm making a scene
00:40:06you two were swallowing each other's faces on the jumbotron
00:40:09stop beating like this okay
00:40:12are you serious right now if i hadn't stepped in
00:40:15you two would have needed to get a room
00:40:18you're unbelievable
00:40:20i hate you
00:40:24dude i'm
00:40:25no no no you cut the crap you tell me right now what's happening between you two i promise
00:40:30do not bullshit me do not bullshit me absolutely nothing i'm i'm serious nothing
00:40:34you're fucking lying i saw the way you kissed her
00:40:37okay she is not another one of your conquests
00:40:39i know that
00:40:40so you stay in your lane
00:40:42because she is my sister and i'm warning you
00:40:44you do not cross me you do not
00:40:47i promise you do
00:40:49fuck
00:40:53okay hey we need to talk
00:40:56no i sound like a mom
00:40:59this is ridiculous why am i texting him he's literally in the next room
00:41:04you know what just go in there just ask him hey brett what the hell was that kiss
00:41:10he kissed me back he can't deny it this time it's recorded and live streamed
00:41:17okay do or die
00:41:25what are you doing
00:41:26getting groceries
00:41:27what do you think i'm doing
00:41:28i'm taking a hot bath
00:41:30well i think you should do something else
00:41:32i think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:35she has no idea what she's doing to me
00:41:38brett
00:41:40what happened at the kiss camp today
00:41:42i know you didn't hate it
00:41:44i can't talk about the kiss camp
00:41:47hi
00:41:48you can't talk about the kiss camp
00:41:50like are you that much of a coward
00:41:52oh you know what i'm not talking about the kiss camp thing because there's nothing to talk about
00:41:57it was a kiss camp at a game and we did it
00:41:59do you want to get real ellie the fun's over
00:42:02it's finished
00:42:03do you understand
00:42:07don't you dare no don't you dare look like that
00:42:09i'm not doing it
00:42:09no no no that's not fair okay
00:42:11do you think i'm trying to be a jerk
00:42:13you think i'm trying to be an asshole
00:42:15don't you understand how hard you're making this for me
00:42:17you're coming in here in your fucking bikini huh
00:42:19yeah i know what you're doing
00:42:20i'm not doing anything
00:42:22yes you are
00:42:23you know what even if i was
00:42:25i guess i'm just playing into the game
00:42:27because that's all this is
00:42:28yeah
00:42:29okay so then earlier i should have kissed chad
00:42:32i had two options you and him and i picked wrong
00:42:39don't say stupid shit like that ellie
00:42:42chad's a predator
00:42:42and a loser
00:42:44and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that okay
00:42:56i don't think i'll be honest
00:42:58but at least chad is honest about what he wants
00:43:05i don't think i'll be honest
00:43:12oh it's getting hot in here
00:43:13you know
00:43:15biology
00:43:17whether it's biology or not
00:43:21i'm the one who's causing it
00:43:26allie
00:43:27brett
00:43:27he goes out here
00:43:29fucking shit what the fuck is he doing here
00:43:31you have to get out
00:43:31i can't get out
00:43:32if i get out he's gonna see me with my flagpole
00:43:34and he's gonna kill me
00:43:35okay well yeah he definitely can't see us like this
00:43:37so i i'm gonna get out
00:43:38okay cool
00:43:40allie hey
00:43:41oh my god he's coming
00:43:43allie hey
00:43:44just get under
00:43:45get under what
00:43:45brett
00:43:46he has to get down
00:43:51allie
00:43:51hi
00:43:52shone alone
00:43:54yeah but i'm naked
00:43:55run i'm naked
00:43:57get out
00:43:59you're
00:44:00you're not though
00:44:03okay well
00:44:04i also have a vibe
00:44:05and you're ruining it
00:44:06so
00:44:07i'm sorry i just
00:44:08i wanted to get my charger
00:44:09i left it out here yesterday
00:44:10you got it
00:44:11i also wanted to say that
00:44:15i think you did a great job today
00:44:18i mean it
00:44:18you kicked ass
00:44:19and i'm sorry that i was
00:44:20an asshole about it
00:44:23thanks
00:44:30okay but what was the kiss cam thing
00:44:32seeing my best friend
00:44:34just suck my sister's face off
00:44:36traumatized me
00:44:37so i'm just wondering
00:44:38so i'm just wondering
00:44:39why you did that
00:44:41run
00:44:41i mean it's a kiss cam
00:44:43it's a game
00:44:44everyone does it
00:44:46a game
00:44:47i just feel like it's kind of
00:44:48i don't know
00:44:49a dream
00:44:49this is a guy that you've
00:44:50had a crush on your whole life
00:44:52well
00:44:52it was him
00:44:53or it was chad
00:44:54so
00:44:54who did you want me to pick
00:44:56that's fair
00:44:57chad sucks
00:44:58yeah
00:44:59tone it down a little bit
00:45:00okay
00:45:00okay
00:45:01he's my best friend
00:45:02and i don't want things to be weird
00:45:05they won't be
00:45:09okay
00:45:09thanks
00:45:12what was that
00:45:15what was that
00:45:18sorry i got water in my nose
00:45:20okay
00:45:20i'm okay
00:45:21don't drown
00:45:22okay
00:45:22have a good soak i guess
00:45:24okay
00:45:25bye
00:45:33god the illegal's gonna die
00:45:37good talk
00:45:37wait
00:45:41i have to ask you something
00:45:43i'm going to ask him out
00:45:45on a date
00:45:45don't be the little sister allison
00:45:47be the girl he kissed
00:45:49there's this
00:45:50like stupid event
00:45:52thing tomorrow
00:45:53i just
00:45:53was wondering
00:45:55wondering if you
00:45:55would want to go
00:45:56with me
00:46:03got plans ally
00:46:07okay
00:46:08yeah whatever
00:46:09i just
00:46:23i just
00:46:23i guess we have the same plans
00:46:33Except his are with Rita, not me
00:46:45Look, the charity case is running a charity sale
00:46:48She's finally getting back
00:46:49Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:52It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts
00:46:55I didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:58I came by myself
00:46:59Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation
00:47:03Daddy donated a little of his collection, nothing major
00:47:05Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:10Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie
00:47:14Huh, how much are you asking for this?
00:47:17$15, I made it myself
00:47:21$15 for some plastic and twine
00:47:23You don't have to buy it
00:47:24It's ambitious
00:47:26You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:29I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets
00:47:32You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:40Are you insane?
00:47:41You actually want this garbage
00:47:43You know, I value the artist
00:47:44That's just how expensive something looks
00:47:46So, $500?
00:47:47What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:49She's nothing
00:47:49No, you're nothing
00:47:50Especially compared to her
00:47:52How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:56Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:58No, I'm serious
00:47:59Don't come back to this table again
00:48:04You know, I do think this stuff is pretty
00:48:05What are you doing?
00:48:07What do you mean?
00:48:08You can't keep doing this to me
00:48:10You blew me off yesterday
00:48:11And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:14You're distant with me one second
00:48:15And then you defend me the next
00:48:16What do you want?
00:48:17I'm just trying to
00:48:19No
00:48:20Allison
00:48:21Party at my place
00:48:24Celebrating the big win
00:48:25You coming?
00:48:27I don't know
00:48:28I'm not interested
00:48:30She's a grown woman
00:48:32She can speak for herself
00:48:34So
00:48:35What do you say?
00:48:38You're not going anywhere
00:48:40And there goes the big brother act again
00:48:42Who does he think he is
00:48:44Toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:46You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:47Fine
00:48:47Chad's my new best friend then
00:48:49No, yeah
00:48:51Sounds fun
00:48:55I'll be there
00:49:04There she is
00:49:06My guest of honor
00:49:08Damn, Allison
00:49:09You look sexy
00:49:10Oh
00:49:12Thanks
00:49:16It's a cool party
00:49:17Yeah, you know
00:49:18I threw this whole thing
00:49:19Just for you
00:49:21Really?
00:49:21For me?
00:49:23Why did you do that?
00:49:24You're single
00:49:25I'm single
00:49:26You need another reason?
00:49:29So what's to do with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:33No deal
00:49:33There's nothing happening between us
00:49:35He's just a friend of a friend
00:49:37Of my brother
00:49:40Is his loss
00:49:41My gain
00:49:44Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison
00:49:49Let's fix that
00:49:54Yeah
00:49:54No, why not?
00:49:56There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously
00:49:58Maybe I should just move on
00:49:59You ever play the pocky challenge?
00:50:01No
00:50:02What's that?
00:50:03We each bite from one end
00:50:04Until one of us chickens out
00:50:22Damn it
00:50:22Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:26Come on, Allison
00:50:26You're already here
00:50:38Fine
00:50:40But I play to win
00:50:46Hockey game
00:50:47Check it out
00:50:48Ten bucks say they kiss
00:51:03Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:05Game's over
00:51:06Let's go
00:51:07Excuse me
00:51:08What are you doing, huh?
00:51:08Get off of me
00:51:09What do you think you're doing?
00:51:10You're ruining my night
00:51:12Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:13What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:15Don't care
00:51:15How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:17Come on
00:51:17Okay?
00:51:18No more of these stupid games
00:51:19You don't have to play this shit
00:51:20I know
00:51:20Let's go
00:51:21I don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:23I'm playing them because I want to
00:51:26Get the fuck away from me
00:51:37Oh my god
00:51:39Oh shit
00:51:53Oh my god
00:52:01Is she okay?
00:52:06Look at me
00:52:07Look at me
00:52:08Look at me
00:52:08Look at me
00:52:09You okay?
00:52:10I can't
00:52:11I can't
00:52:12I can't feel it
00:52:12I can't feel it
00:52:14Just try to breathe
00:52:15All right
00:52:15All right
00:52:19I'm going to be okay
00:52:20All right
00:52:21Let's get you
00:52:22Hey
00:52:22Let's get you
00:52:27Okay
00:52:28Get out of my way
00:52:31Move
00:52:33Just put me down
00:52:35Here you go
00:52:35Put you down
00:52:37You know you could have died
00:52:39And Chad
00:52:40I mean my god
00:52:41You have no business being around that guy
00:52:43Let alone being this close to kissing him
00:52:45Huh?
00:52:45Anybody who's had a brain cell
00:52:46Would realize he's a total fucking douche bag
00:52:48All right?
00:52:48That's not fair
00:52:50What's not fair?
00:52:52What's not fair?
00:52:53What am I not understanding?
00:52:54Huh?
00:52:54What don't I understand?
00:52:55That I don't know how this works
00:52:57Okay?
00:52:58I'm sorry
00:52:58I'm figuring it out
00:53:00I don't know how guys work all the time
00:53:02You know what?
00:53:02That's fantastic
00:53:03I'm so happy that you're able to admit that
00:53:05Okay?
00:53:05You're not any better than me
00:53:07I'm not any better?
00:53:08What did I do?
00:53:09How am I not any better?
00:53:10What are you talking about?
00:53:12You're worse
00:53:12I jumped in the pool
00:53:13I saved your life
00:53:14And now what?
00:53:14I'm an asshole?
00:53:15How am I worse?
00:53:16You're worse
00:53:17Because you saved me when I was drowning
00:53:20Yeah
00:53:20Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:53:24Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone
00:53:27Because you drove me to school when I was late
00:53:29Yeah, I know
00:53:29I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:33You know
00:53:34I don't understand
00:53:37You made me fall in love with you
00:53:42That's the worst thing
00:53:43Don't say that
00:53:44I did
00:53:44No, no
00:53:45I fell in love with you
00:53:45I'm in love with you
00:53:46Stop, stop
00:53:47And you're my brother's best friend
00:53:48I know that
00:53:49I know
00:53:50So then why do you keep swooping in
00:53:52And saving me like a hero
00:53:54And then pushing me away
00:53:56Am I crazy?
00:53:57Yeah
00:53:57Do you not feel anything?
00:54:00Because you're playing with my feelings
00:54:02And you can't keep doing that
00:54:04Okay?
00:54:06I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:09Tell me that you don't want this
00:54:11Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:12I'm gonna tell you to stop, Allison
00:54:14I'm never gonna tell you to stop
00:54:22Fuck it
00:54:22Fuck it
00:54:37I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:48Listen, you have no idea
00:54:49Every single time I saw you with him
00:54:52I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:54That you've always been more to me
00:54:56Than just my best friend's sister
00:54:59Why didn't you say anything?
00:55:01I made a promise to run
00:55:03But you know what?
00:55:10I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:23I think about you every day
00:55:26Every morning
00:55:28And every night
00:55:30And every single time I close my eyes
00:55:34It's you that I see
00:55:49I want you to take me
00:55:51Right here
00:55:55Right now
00:56:09So what are we now?
00:56:15What do you want us to be?
00:56:19What do you want me to be?
00:56:22I want you to be mine
00:56:26I think I already am
00:56:31But what about Ron?
00:56:33He's gonna kill you
00:56:35I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:37He's very protectable to brother
00:56:39But I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:43How much I love you
00:56:50I don't know
00:56:51I think
00:56:53I think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:56Just for now
00:56:59I don't want to keep it a secret
00:57:01I know
00:57:04But it's just
00:57:05For a little
00:57:06Until we find the right moment
00:57:09Yeah
00:57:11I don't want to hear what
00:57:14We'll be secret, Lars
00:57:31Thinking about you
00:57:41Hi, Captain
00:57:42When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:44I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:47I'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:49And just sprinting to you
00:57:51Aw
00:57:52Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me
00:57:56Don't
00:57:57My legs are killing me
00:57:58And I really like your car
00:58:01Oh, I know you love my car
00:58:03He grabbed me by the waist
00:58:04Hoisting me up
00:58:05Putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:06Brett, stop
00:58:08Don't
00:58:09Read my smut
00:58:10I'm telling you
00:58:11Every single word that you've ever written
00:58:13Is etched into my heart
00:58:14Into my soul
00:58:16Betrayal's kisses from my neck
00:58:18To my breasts
00:58:19Gently
00:58:20Sucking
00:58:20And biting
00:58:21Holy shit
00:58:23That is literal trash
00:58:24But why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey
00:58:27When he says it?
00:58:29I feel so hot right now
00:58:33Palm's my center
00:58:35Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:36Are you away, Allie?
00:58:38Fuck
00:58:42Fuck
00:58:47Oh my god, someone's coming
00:58:48I have to go fake my own death
00:58:49Bye
00:58:50I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:11Hey
00:59:12Are you okay?
00:59:13You sounded sick
00:59:13Do you need help?
00:59:14Mind your own business, Virgin Mary
00:59:16You think just because Brett took a chance on you once
00:59:19You're on my level now?
00:59:21I was just trying to help
00:59:24Save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:28Shoot
00:59:30Late
00:59:49Brett
00:59:52That's Allison's
00:59:52Uh
00:59:53I found it in the bathroom
00:59:54If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's
00:59:56I never would have touched it
01:00:14See what you're up to
01:00:17Hey
01:00:18Hey
01:00:18You found my bag
01:00:19I was looking for that
01:00:20Thank you
01:00:21No problem
01:00:25Attention
01:00:26All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:28It has been brought to our attention
01:00:30That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:32Is using illegal drugs
01:00:33I strongly suggest
01:00:35Whoever's responsible to come forward now
01:00:37Otherwise
01:00:38Will be forced to contact the campus police
01:00:41For a thorough search
01:00:43Well
01:00:44I think we all know someone
01:00:45Who would do anything
01:00:46To stop being the fat friend
01:00:48Right?
01:00:49I'm sorry
01:00:49But I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom
01:00:51Like ten minutes ago
01:00:52Excuse me
01:00:52I was fixing my makeup
01:00:54Sounded like you were retching
01:00:55And I asked you if you were a
01:00:57Look at this
01:00:57This is perfection
01:00:59It's every girl's dream
01:01:00I don't need shortcuts
01:01:01And we all know someone
01:01:03Who could lose a little weight
01:01:04I mean after all
01:01:05Who came in with
01:01:05Zero athletic ability
01:01:07And suddenly has endless energy
01:01:08Search me
01:01:10I have nothing to hide
01:01:15Your turn, Scott
01:01:17Sure, but I
01:01:19Rita!
01:01:21Jackpot
01:01:23Well, well, well
01:01:24Look who needs drugs
01:01:26To keep up with the real athletes
01:01:27I knew it
01:01:28No one gets that good
01:01:30That quick
01:01:31Without cheating
01:01:32Allison
01:01:33Performance enhancing substances
01:01:35Are grounds for immediate dismissal
01:01:37Of the squad
01:01:37Coach, I promise you
01:01:38I've never seen those before
01:01:40Okay?
01:01:40Those aren't mine
01:01:41Right
01:01:41A cheater and a liar
01:01:44Coach
01:01:45Please listen to me
01:01:46I've never seen those
01:01:48I don't know what they are
01:01:49I'm lying
01:01:50It's the only way
01:01:51A cow like her
01:01:52Could ever compete with us
01:01:53They're mine
01:01:54Yeah, those are actually
01:01:55My vitamins
01:01:57Did you forget?
01:01:58I asked you to hold on
01:01:59To my vitamins this morning
01:02:01Yeah, sorry
01:02:01I should have
01:02:02Labeled them or something
01:02:03He's right
01:02:04They're just vitamins
01:02:05No, they aren't
01:02:06Uh, Miss Russo
01:02:07How is it
01:02:08That you come to possess
01:02:09Such extensive knowledge
01:02:11Of these banned substances
01:02:12I just
01:02:15They look suspicious
01:02:16We were just worried
01:02:18About the integrity
01:02:19Of the team
01:02:19Yeah, we wanted to make sure
01:02:21Everything was legitimate
01:02:22That's enough
01:02:23All I see here
01:02:24Are three bullies
01:02:25Trying to frame a teammate
01:02:27Rita
01:02:27You are stripped
01:02:28Of captaincy
01:02:29Effective immediately
01:02:31What?
01:02:31You can't do that
01:02:33Championships are in two weeks
01:02:34Nobody else knows
01:02:35The whole routine
01:02:36I mean, I know it
01:02:37Yeah, every count
01:02:38Every formation
01:02:39I could step up and do it
01:02:42You little bitch
01:02:43You think you can just
01:02:44Walk in here
01:02:44And steal everything from me
01:02:45That's enough, Rita
01:02:47My decision is final
01:02:53Listen up
01:02:53When it's Allison's turn
01:02:54For the basket toss
01:02:55You're gonna have
01:02:56A little timing issue
01:02:57You want us to drop her?
01:02:59She could get seriously hurt
01:03:00That's the point
01:03:02Accidents happen all the time
01:03:03In cheerleading
01:03:04So tragic
01:03:05I can't do that
01:03:06Coach will kill me
01:03:07Fine
01:03:08Then say goodbye
01:03:09To those little supplements
01:03:10That keep you fitting
01:03:10In your uniforms
01:03:12I know everything
01:03:13Girls
01:03:14Every dirty little secret
01:03:15Do exactly as I say
01:03:17Or you're gone
01:03:18Your call
01:03:19And make sure she falls hard enough
01:03:21She never gets back up
01:03:29Very sweet
01:03:32What happened back there?
01:03:33How did you know that Rita
01:03:34Put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:36I saw Rita putting something
01:03:38In your bag
01:03:39So I
01:03:40Swamped it out
01:03:42I knew it
01:03:43I knew she was up to something
01:03:44You know I heard her
01:03:45In the bathroom
01:03:46Like ten minutes before
01:03:48Yeah
01:03:48She was throwing up
01:03:50It was when we were
01:03:53When we were
01:03:54Having
01:03:57Bone
01:03:58Sex
01:04:00So she's the one
01:04:01So she's the one who interrupted
01:04:02My grand finale
01:04:03Allison do you have any idea
01:04:04How hard it was to stop?
01:04:07Hey do you
01:04:09Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:11Seriously go put that garbage
01:04:12In your head
01:04:13I don't want you to say anything
01:04:14Like that again
01:04:15I mean I'm being serious though
01:04:16I'm being serious too
01:04:17Allison
01:04:19Perfect
01:04:19Just who you are
01:04:20Yeah
01:04:22I'll always be there
01:04:24To catch you when you fall
01:04:27Always
01:04:30All right
01:04:31On the count
01:04:32You both perform
01:04:33An elevated prep
01:04:34Rita
01:04:35You're up first
01:04:36Then Allison
01:04:48Okay
01:04:49Allison
01:04:50Hey
01:04:51Great job you guys
01:04:52You killed it
01:05:16Hey
01:05:17I told you to catch you
01:05:19Brett
01:05:21You just saved my life
01:05:26I guess that makes me
01:05:27Like a bag of tree weed
01:05:28Or something huh
01:05:29Are you serious
01:05:30Scott
01:05:31You bailed on the stunt
01:05:32So you could dry hump
01:05:33The football captain
01:05:34Are you kidding me
01:05:35They almost dropped me
01:05:37I could have been paralyzed
01:05:37I could have died
01:05:39That would have been
01:05:39The best news of my life
01:05:40Rita
01:05:41That is a disgusting
01:05:43Thing to say
01:05:43Leave the gym
01:05:45And think very carefully
01:05:46About your future
01:05:47On this team
01:05:50Oh
01:05:50Brett
01:05:51Thank you
01:05:52Oh my gosh
01:05:53I really appreciate that catch
01:05:55I almost had a heart attack
01:05:56All right everyone
01:05:57In light of
01:05:58Performances
01:05:59And character
01:06:00I am so proud
01:06:02To announce
01:06:03Allison Scott
01:06:04As the new captain
01:06:06Thank you
01:06:08Wow
01:06:10Congratulations
01:06:10Captain Scott
01:06:11I'm proud of you
01:06:13Wanna show me
01:06:14Just how proud you are
01:06:17And that's game
01:06:19State loses
01:06:1921 to 35
01:06:23Allie
01:06:24Look I know
01:06:25Is that what you wanted
01:06:26It's okay
01:06:27Because you did good
01:06:28That's all that matters
01:06:29Thanks bro
01:06:30I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:31I'll be right back
01:06:31Ew
01:06:32Don't ever touch me again
01:06:34Weirdo
01:06:34Yo
01:06:35Allison
01:06:36She is
01:06:37Looking good baby
01:06:38Y'all do private shows
01:06:40You know
01:06:41Something with a little extra
01:06:42Bump and grind
01:06:43You're so gross
01:06:46Yo what the hell
01:06:47Are you serious
01:06:48What
01:06:49What's going on
01:06:49I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:51Don't play with me bitch
01:06:53You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:54I mean your dreams
01:06:56How about you spend more time
01:06:57Training on the field
01:06:58So that what happens today
01:06:59Never happens again
01:07:01You think you're so fucking special
01:07:04Why
01:07:04You know everyone knows
01:07:06How you got the captain's position
01:07:07How
01:07:08By sucking your way to the top
01:07:10I mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:12Considering how much you suck
01:07:14While you play
01:07:15You shameless whore
01:07:17Hey
01:07:18One more woman
01:07:20I do
01:07:21You're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:23She's a public boss
01:07:24Everybody gets a ride
01:07:28Hey
01:07:28Hey fuck face
01:07:31You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:38That's enough
01:07:39What's going on here
01:07:40I mean coach
01:07:41We all saw it
01:07:42Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:44You're gonna hit her
01:07:45Get my office now
01:07:47You
01:07:48With me
01:07:48This is a really nasty cut
01:07:50Okay let's
01:07:51We should take you to the ER
01:07:52Okay
01:07:54Alright
01:07:55Just here you're on it
01:08:00It's a really nasty cut
01:08:02Brett
01:08:03You could have broken your hand
01:08:04Yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:06Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:10Shut up
01:08:16You know I could kind of get used to this
01:08:18Having uh
01:08:19Nurse Allison around
01:08:21Take care of me
01:08:22Help me out
01:08:24Yo guys
01:08:24304
01:08:25I think it's this one
01:08:25Let's go see the hero
01:08:27Oh shit
01:08:28No that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:30They can't see us like this
01:08:32You won't let him
01:08:33Let's tell him
01:08:35Let's tell him the truth
01:08:35In front of
01:08:36The entire team
01:08:39Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:41What do you want to do?
01:08:43Let's hide
01:08:43Yeah
01:08:44Alright
01:08:49Brett
01:08:51Yo Brett you in there?
01:08:52Yeah I'm just uh
01:08:53Washing up man
01:08:54God you have no idea
01:08:56How crazy you drive me
01:08:59You know every single time I see you
01:09:01All I can think about is uh
01:09:05Doing this
01:09:07You need a hand man?
01:09:09No I got everything I need
01:09:10Uh
01:09:11Right here
01:09:17You gotta be quiet
01:09:22Let's see what I'm not
01:09:24Brett stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:27Hey you know what it uh
01:09:28Takes me a very long time
01:09:30Assholes
01:09:40I feel what you did
01:09:42I feel what you did
01:09:45It's kinda hard to mess
01:09:47Yeah
01:09:49Hard to
01:09:51Brett you gotta speed this up man
01:09:53We got your food
01:09:53It's gonna get cold
01:09:54You know my hands are soft bro
01:09:55I can help you
01:09:56Hey why don't you guys just beat it alright?
01:09:58I'm gonna be a little while
01:10:00Alright let's just give him some space
01:10:01Enjoy your blue balls
01:10:02Yeah don't pull muscles
01:10:04You know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:07I think I've earned some uh
01:10:10Alice in physical therapy time
01:10:12If you know what I mean
01:10:13You know you could have just asked
01:10:16You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:31It's good
01:10:34Are you gonna help me?
01:10:37No I think I'm just gonna watch
01:10:56Brad goes pro after this guaranteed
01:10:59I've heard the half time show is gonna break the internet
01:11:01Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:11:03Sick
01:11:04Ladies and gentlemen
01:11:05Let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:09Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:13I will end you
01:11:15Leave it
01:11:17Save your applause everyone
01:11:19You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:21Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:24She bought it
01:11:24With illegal performance enhancers
01:11:26And her dealer
01:11:28Look no further than your MVP
01:11:36That's not true
01:11:38You know what I don't care
01:11:40Rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:42Okay she's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:44Just ask them yourself
01:11:46Oh really
01:11:47Let's ask the squad then
01:11:51Brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:55He said he had good stuff
01:11:57But only if we helped Allison become captain
01:12:00You know that's bullshit
01:12:02I have proof
01:12:06I know real doctors
01:12:07I've got pills
01:12:09Allie
01:12:10No more being blackmailed
01:12:12Let Allison take the captain position
01:12:17This is insane
01:12:18Okay
01:12:18I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:21Oh sweetie
01:12:22It's all coming out now
01:12:23I saw her taking pills
01:12:24For practice
01:12:25We trusted you
01:12:27Cheater
01:12:30Hey anybody who messes with her
01:12:32Messes with me
01:12:33Open your eyes Brett
01:12:34She's using you
01:12:36For the clout
01:12:37For the status
01:12:38Who was she before you slept with her
01:12:40Nobody
01:12:41A total bottom feeder
01:12:43Rita you know what you're so full of shit
01:12:44It's unbelievable
01:12:45How'd you get that video huh?
01:12:47And what'd you do to it?
01:12:48You have nothing to fear
01:12:48If you have nothing to hide
01:12:49Boo!
01:12:51Listen just
01:12:52Please listen to me
01:12:54Hey everybody
01:12:54Just shut up
01:12:55This is my sister okay
01:12:56She would never do something like this
01:12:59And here come the pretzels
01:13:02Alright that's enough
01:13:02That's enough
01:13:04Now
01:13:04In light of these
01:13:06Significant allegations
01:13:07As well as the
01:13:08Evidence that has been presented
01:13:10I have no choice
01:13:12Allison Scott
01:13:13You are hereby removed
01:13:14From your position as captain
01:13:16Of the cheerleader team
01:13:16Furthermore
01:13:17You are placed on academic suspension
01:13:19Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:21Justice for the real athletes
01:13:23Hold on
01:13:24Hold it
01:13:25If you would please
01:13:27Look to the jumbotron
01:13:29I know some real doctors
01:13:30That can help you guys
01:13:31Get healthy
01:13:32The right way
01:13:33No more pills
01:13:34No more purging
01:13:34No more blackmail
01:13:36You'd really help us?
01:13:37Absolutely
01:13:37Listen you guys
01:13:38Are never gonna have to take
01:13:39Any of Rita's
01:13:40Save Your Spouse ever again
01:13:41So what's the catch?
01:13:43We're gonna make Rita
01:13:43Take some of her own medicine
01:13:45This video
01:13:46This is the real conversation
01:13:48Not the edited one
01:13:50That Rita just played
01:13:52Now for the drugs
01:13:54These are the drugs
01:13:55That I gave the girls
01:13:55They're vitamins
01:13:56You can get these
01:13:57At any pharmacy
01:13:58In the world
01:13:59You wanna check these out
01:14:00Principal?
01:14:04He's right
01:14:05These are common supplements
01:14:06Everybody
01:14:08Rita is the one
01:14:09Who has been forcing
01:14:10Her teammates
01:14:10To take dangerous
01:14:11Weight loss supplements
01:14:13She's been threatening them
01:14:14If they wouldn't comply
01:14:15And she's been shaming them
01:14:16Degrading them
01:14:17For the bodies that they have
01:14:18Now every body is different
01:14:19But all bodies
01:14:21Are beautiful
01:14:21Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:23For one reason
01:14:23One reason only
01:14:24Because she was a threat
01:14:25She threatened the total control
01:14:27That Rita had
01:14:28Over the entire squad
01:14:29And it's horrible
01:14:30Because Allison
01:14:31She's a beautiful person
01:14:32And she would never
01:14:33Do anything like this
01:14:35And she deserves
01:14:35To be the cheer captain
01:14:39That's not true
01:14:40He's lying
01:14:41She's the one
01:14:42Who's in drugging
01:14:42The team
01:14:43Lock her up
01:14:45Lock her up
01:14:46Lock her up
01:14:47Lock her up
01:14:48You fucking bitch
01:14:49You ruined my life
01:14:51You ruined it yourself
01:15:03Look at you
01:15:05Playing the victim
01:15:06You've been throwing
01:15:08Yourself at me
01:15:08For weeks
01:15:09Just when I give you
01:15:11A chance
01:15:11You run crying
01:15:13To Harrison
01:15:13Nothing
01:15:14But a little
01:15:15Shut up dude
01:15:16Shut up
01:15:17What are you gonna do
01:15:18About it Harrison
01:15:18I don't have to do anything
01:15:19You're gonna get
01:15:20Exactly what you deserve
01:15:21Right now
01:15:22Mr. Williams
01:15:26Apparently we've had a number of allegations
01:15:29Of sexual harassment against you
01:15:31From various female students
01:15:32As of now you are officially suspended
01:15:35From all school activities
01:15:36What?
01:15:37No
01:15:37My father
01:15:38Your father may have his name on the library
01:15:41But I assure you
01:15:42His money will not buy you immunity
01:15:44You can take him away
01:15:45Marty's over
01:15:47Let go
01:15:47No
01:15:47I'll sue you all
01:15:49This isn't over
01:15:52And as for you
01:15:53Miss Scott
01:15:54On behalf of the entire administration
01:15:58I would like to apologize to you
01:16:01For everything that you've had to endure
01:16:02And as of now
01:16:04You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:08You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:13Thank you principal
01:16:14Alright everyone
01:16:16Sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:18I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:19But
01:16:20We have a game to get back to
01:16:22So let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:23Woo
01:16:26Let's win
01:16:38Cut down
01:16:39State University wins it all
01:16:41Woo
01:16:43Woo
01:16:44Woo
01:16:45Woo
01:16:46Woo
01:16:48Woo
01:16:48Woo
01:16:48Woo
01:16:49Woo
01:16:49Woo
01:16:49Woo
01:16:51Woo
01:17:06Woo
01:17:08Hey
01:17:10Allison
01:17:13The way I'm not even surprised
01:17:18Hey you know what
01:17:19uh, he's cool, eh?
01:17:22I think he knew before we did.
01:17:25I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:27I love you too, quarterback.
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