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Summer Situationship
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00:00You drive me crazy!
00:01I drive you crazy!
00:02That's funny!
00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:09or you hate their guts.
00:11For me and Noah, it's both.
00:13You two are hooking up.
00:14We're not hooking up.
00:16Noah's my boyfriend.
00:17The payoff my family's medical debt
00:19was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:22and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:24I need this job.
00:25You want your job back?
00:27Play along as my girlfriend
00:28until the end of the summer.
00:30This money will be yours.
00:32Everything you've ever had or wanted
00:34is mine.
00:36No boners.
00:37No feelings.
00:38I don't want things to get complicated.
00:40Like what you see?
00:41After everything that happened between us,
00:43I shouldn't want her.
00:44But I do.
00:45No one told you to be good at me.
00:47Get off of it.
00:48Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:50Tell him you love him.
00:51I need that money more than I want you.
00:54Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:56I'm going to make your life hell.
01:00Leah, stop.
01:01Help me.
01:02Get off of it.
01:04I'm going to give you everything.
01:06Tell me that you want to give up the money.
01:08And tell me that you love me.
01:17You drive me crazy.
01:19I drive you crazy.
01:20That's funny.
01:21You're the one who leaked our sex tape.
01:23If someone makes you crazy,
01:25you're either hopelessly in love with them
01:27or you hate their guts.
01:29For me and Noah, it's both.
01:41Don't tempt her, Emmett.
01:44This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
01:47The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
01:50was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
01:52and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
01:55I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
01:57Clean it up, maid.
02:05Uh, Noah?
02:06What the hell's going on?
02:08Uh, Jules came in here to work
02:10and she started being really disrespectful
02:13and she grabbed me
02:14and then when I pulled my hand away,
02:16she just, she just fell.
02:18Destiny?
02:19Hmm?
02:19Is that what happened?
02:20That's not exactly how it happened.
02:22Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast
02:25from the group like Jules, okay?
02:28Why do you even care?
02:30She released a video of you two having sex
02:32and I had to jump in and,
02:35and save your reputation
02:36before things got out of hand.
02:41Mia?
02:42Hmm?
02:42Give me your phone.
02:43What?
02:44Give me your phone.
02:45No.
02:46It's right here.
02:47I got you.
02:49Oh!
02:50I thought Noah hated me.
02:53Why is he standing up for me now?
02:56Huh?
02:56If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
02:59they'll have to speak to me.
03:01No.
03:02Open it.
03:05Guys, she's not breathing.
03:07Alright, somebody call the police.
03:09Dude, we can't.
03:10Yes, we can.
03:10No, we can't.
03:11This place is loaded with drugs.
03:13Why would we do that
03:13when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
03:16Wake up, slut.
03:18Show's over.
03:18Mia, if you're not going to help out,
03:20then just fuck off, alright?
03:21Fine by me.
03:21I'll be by the pool.
03:22Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
03:26Emmett!
03:30I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
03:32but she used to be my friend too.
03:35You have to save her.
03:38Jules?
03:39Jules!
03:40Come on!
03:42Shit, shit, shit.
03:42What do I do?
03:43Mouth to mouth.
03:44Give her mouth to mouth.
03:52You okay?
03:55Thank God.
03:57Alright, let's get you up.
04:00I don't know what the hell happened back there,
04:02but I need to get back to work.
04:04Jules,
04:06you're not going anywhere.
04:07I'm fine.
04:08Yeah, thanks to me.
04:09You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
04:11of why you came crawling back to me.
04:14What are you, a stripper?
04:16I'm supposed to be your maid.
04:18You know, last time I saw you,
04:20you leaked our sex tape,
04:21lied about it,
04:22and then you told me never to talk to you again.
04:24And now you come to my summer house
04:26with a bunch of people who hate your guts
04:29and you're wearing this little dress?
04:32What are you trying to do?
04:34You trying to stalk my friends?
04:36You trying to ruin my summer?
04:37You trying to drive me crazy?
04:39I'm here to clean your toilets
04:40and serve you drinks, sir.
04:45You know what I think?
04:47I think you're here to win me back.
04:51Why would I want you back
04:53after everything you've done to me?
04:55Because I'm the best sex you've ever had
04:56and you're a freaky little bitch.
04:58And you know what?
04:58I didn't do anything to you.
04:59So why don't you just admit it?
05:03You still want me.
05:05Is he coming on to me?
05:07We're not hooking up.
05:09Noah's my boyfriend.
05:12Be so fucking for real.
05:15Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
05:17It happened a couple months ago.
05:20Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
05:23How convenient.
05:26Let the girls talk.
05:34After everyone saw your tits online,
05:37I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
05:42Fire her.
05:46Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
05:49I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
05:54Noah, she shoved me.
05:56And this is my rental too.
05:59So what I say goes.
06:10Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
06:13So you should probably go.
06:15I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
06:19Please don't call me that.
06:21Hmm.
06:23You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
06:26I'm gonna call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a
06:29ring.
06:30Mia.
06:32Slow down, okay?
06:33We've only been dating for two months.
06:37What, you still have feelings for Jules or something?
06:41I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
06:43Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
06:46Why not?
06:47That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
06:50I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
06:54What are you still doing here?
06:56You don't even work here anymore.
06:58Tell me this.
06:59Are you genuinely stupid?
07:01Or do you just not get it?
07:03Nobody wants you here.
07:05I can't back down.
07:07Not if I want to save my family.
07:09I'm not talking to you.
07:12I'm talking to you.
07:14I need this job.
07:16I need you to choose me.
07:18After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
07:22But I do.
07:24What do I get if I choose you?
07:28What do I get if I choose you?
07:30I'll do whatever you want.
07:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:35No one can make him happier than me.
07:38Tell her, Noah.
07:40Prove it.
07:42You're right.
07:44Read my lips, Jules.
07:48You're fired.
07:55You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
07:57Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
07:59Hey, where are you going?
08:01Jules, you can't just leave!
08:02Jules!
08:04You can't just leave.
08:07You fired me.
08:09I can do whatever I want.
08:14You're so hot.
08:15You're so hot.
08:16I love it when you're ticklish.
08:21Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
08:24Does it look like she's jerking me off?
08:30Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
08:32Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
08:35You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
08:39Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
08:43Call in my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
08:57Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
09:00Play along.
09:01Why would I do that?
09:03You want your job back? You've got to earn it.
09:06Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
09:12Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
09:16Yeah.
09:17Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
09:20You fucking bitch.
09:22You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
09:25Take it up with Noah.
09:27This isn't over.
09:29If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
09:35you're wrong.
09:37I'm going to make your life hell.
09:46Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
09:48You know what? I should thank you.
09:50Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
09:53Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
09:55Oh, wait.
09:57I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex date, didn't she?
10:01You know what? Let's make a bet.
10:02Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet. We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
10:07Yeah. What about it?
10:10If I stay with Jules till the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
10:15Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off. Internship will be yours.
10:20Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this
10:24house.
10:25You're on.
10:32We need to talk.
10:37Emmett, get out.
10:43Did I get my job back?
10:45Actually, you've been promoted.
10:49To be my new girlfriend.
10:53Give me that.
10:54Not yet.
10:55I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
10:59But until then, this money's mine.
11:04This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
11:09I'll do it.
11:12Great.
11:17Let's seal the deal.
11:21You don't own me.
11:23Jules, I'm being serious.
11:26While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
11:30So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
11:34Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
11:37Don't get an ego about it.
11:38Hey, my ego's doing fine.
11:43Let the show begin.
11:48Ew.
11:50Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the groove.
11:54You kicked me out.
11:56Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
12:00Including your little sex tape partner over here.
12:04At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
12:09Mia.
12:12Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
12:15This is my house.
12:16And Jules is my...
12:24Oops.
12:26I spilled.
12:28Emmett?
12:29You want to help?
12:31Huh?
12:32Yeah?
12:40Look at Jules squirm.
12:45Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
12:54Noah.
12:55Are you thirsty?
13:01Jules.
13:02Take your shirt off.
13:15If you're so thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
13:21Choke on it.
13:27Don't run away from me.
13:29Don't run away from me.
13:31Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
13:34Destiny, that is your brother.
13:36Whatever.
13:37I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
13:41Mia's your best friend.
13:43Yeah.
13:44She's also a huge bitch.
13:46People contain multitudes.
13:49Don't be scared of Mia.
13:50She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
13:53And she's jealous of you still.
13:57And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do.
14:00If you know what I mean.
14:02I promise.
14:03Chicken!
14:12Like what you see?
14:19What are you doing?
14:21Taking a shower.
14:25Remember, no bone rings.
14:28You wish.
14:37What's with this guy?
14:39One minute, he's ice cold.
14:40Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
14:49Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
14:56I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
15:01I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
15:07Oh, Emmett. This one's about you.
15:10Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
15:15They can?
15:17I never said that.
15:19Mia did.
15:20She's framing me with the text that she sent.
15:23Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
15:28Hey!
15:29I make good money for these.
15:31I mean, would you knock it off?
15:33Jules will never say any of those things.
15:35Alright?
15:36Really?
15:37Because this one's about you, Noe.
15:39She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
15:42Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
15:47Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
15:50You said that about me?
15:53I can explain.
15:55Save your breath.
16:03You're so hot.
16:05Say that again with your shirt off.
16:11Mom.
16:19Mom.
16:20Mom.
16:20Mom.
16:21Mom.
16:21Mom.
16:21Mom.
16:22Mom.
16:23Mom.
16:25Mom.
16:29Mom.
16:30Mom.
16:31Mom.
16:32Mom.
16:33Mom.
16:33Mom.
16:33You and Jules are officially over.
16:35No, no, no way, dude.
16:37Like, I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit.
16:41She'll come crawling back.
16:44Speak of the devil.
16:51you hooked up with jules dude look you hooked up with jules i don't know what's going on
16:57what do you mean dude it's pretty fucking clear you hooked up
17:03fuck yeah you're fucked emmy stop fuck you dude stop
17:13did you post this
17:23jules did you post this
17:30i don't know jules why would you take a video of us having sex and post it
17:34what are you trying to be a porn star
17:44that feels better
17:45doesn't it
17:48and now since i saved you
17:51maybe you can make me feel better
17:54emmy
17:56don't even think about it
17:57go on jules tell your boyfriend how i saved you
18:00jules tell him to leave
18:02we have to talk
18:06you're a hottie you know that
18:09takes one to know one
18:11remember don't tell anybody about this okay
18:18is that true
18:22it's true
18:24i liked you
18:27jules how am i supposed to trust you
18:29i mean really
18:31all right i need to see the text from your phone
18:34so that way i can know that they're legit
18:36maybe if i show noah the texts
18:39he'll finally believe me
18:41okay
18:42the rules of the game are simple
18:44you take a hit of the vape and pass it around
18:46when the smoke stops
18:48you kiss whoever blew it to you
19:17she's never kissed me like that
19:19my turn
19:21my turn
19:29no smoke
19:32looks like we have to kiss
19:37rude
19:58keep the circle moving
20:00if you want to really piss me off
20:03kiss me like you mean it
20:06i knew that you guys were hooking up all right but that was well before i had feelings for you
20:10you have feelings for me
20:12yes jules i have feelings for you
20:14you do
20:16yeah i have all the feelings
20:18confusion frustration
20:20blind rage
20:21ridiculous
20:22yeah but you know what sometimes jules
20:23sometimes you make me really happy
20:27look i know
20:28that you're hurt
20:30i broke your trust
20:31and when that video was leaked
20:32my trust was broken too
20:35well looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire
20:38ew
20:39why is he so obsessed with her
20:41doesn't he know that she's poor
20:43i didn't know she was poor
20:45mhm
20:47her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer
20:50and the only reason why i know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes
20:55money to
20:56maybe we should take jules shopping so she can forget she's poor
20:59spending money always makes me feel better
21:02yes yes that's a great idea you should go do that right now
21:05yes
21:12it's not that easy
21:13stop avoiding the question
21:15i'm not avoiding it
21:17look
21:18if i don't get the money
21:21i'll lose everything
21:22what do you mean
21:24i mean
21:25mia and i want to take you shopping
21:29destiny
21:29me and jules are talking
21:31she was about to answer a very important question
21:33i don't want to go shopping with mia
21:36but i really don't want to lie to noah
21:38and tell him i don't have feelings for him
21:40or tell him about my dad and the debt
21:44we can talk later i promise
21:57the girls go shopping saturdays are for the boys
22:04must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me
22:06i cannot wait to crush your ego once i get jules and the lehman internship
22:12dude the lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country
22:16it was tailored for sigmas
22:17like me
22:19the internship is mine
22:21believe me me and jules are in this for good
22:23or at least until the end of the summer and i have to pay up
22:35if it isn't my favorite customer
22:37oh that dress you ordered finally came in
22:42oh my god it's gorgeous
22:44i'm gonna go try this on
22:54you ordered the wrong size
22:56uh no i used the measurements that you gave me
22:59no you didn't that's impossible it doesn't fit
23:02maybe the zipper's stuck
23:04what are you doing
23:06i'm shopping
23:08do you not remember me
23:10i used to be in here all the time
23:12oh she can't afford this place anymore
23:14she can only shop at thrift stores
23:17well what mia says goes
23:18so your money's no good here
23:21you know what
23:22you're right
23:24i have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you
23:28that's it
23:29you're out
23:31oh mr allen
23:32excuse me
23:33i'm just gonna take out the trash
23:35trash
23:36yeah
23:37that's my girlfriend
23:43apparently i'm too poor to even stand in this boutique
23:47see this car
23:50has no spending limit
23:52my girlfriend can get whatever she wants
23:55and i would like to try this dress on first
23:58no way this is mine
23:59oh are you gonna purchase it
24:01no
24:01not with this janky little zipper
24:04great let's try it on jules
24:20what do you think
24:26noah
24:28will you come help zip me up
24:31of course
24:39you know there's only one problem with this dress
24:42is it too expensive
24:44no
24:45it breaks a no boner rule
24:54well
24:55aren't you gonna thank me
24:58see
24:59told ya
25:04watch your mouth
25:05don't talk about jules like that
25:08okay dude
25:09jules was mine first
25:10i dumped her
25:11okay
25:12it's a matter of time before she comes running back to me
25:15jules broke up with you
25:16so she could be with me
25:19okay
25:20alright
25:21let's add some heat to our bet
25:23yeah
25:25i get jules's panties off
25:26by the end of tonight
25:27you hand over the lehman internship
25:28and never come back to the summer house
25:30hmm
25:31fine
25:31and when you don't hook up with jules
25:33i want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer okay
25:36i don't even want you looking at her
25:39deal
25:44you better not make me go into that club alone
25:47jules you are looking so hot in that dress
25:56eat shit
25:58hey
26:00don't leave my side the rest of the night okay
26:03enjoy it while it lasts noah
26:05because i'm not letting jules leave tonight
26:07unless it's with me
26:17hey
26:23where did destiny and mia go
26:25uh i don't know
26:26jules
26:28you uh you didn't answer my question
26:30about what
26:32the music in here
26:33because i think it sucks
26:35jules
26:38tell me that you want to be with me
26:39for real
26:41no contracts and no money
26:42i mean it
26:45i need jules to come with me
26:46uh destiny
26:47we're right in the middle of something
26:49like i care
26:50i need jules to come backstage with me
26:54i'm sorry
26:55we'll talk about it later okay
26:57have fun
27:00here
27:00put this on
27:03i entered us into a lap dancing competition
27:07you think you're hot shit
27:09well it's time for you to prove it
27:13everyone in the club get hot and heavy
27:16tonight is electric lounge's lap dance competition
27:23the rules are simple
27:25each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance
27:31and you get to vote on who is hotter
27:36easy
27:37with me
27:38and you get to vote on your nose
27:40and you wanna see
27:42the pitch
27:42and you can't watch
27:45be sure
27:45to vote on your face
27:45and the window
27:45and you do it
27:45yeah
27:50come on
27:54come back
27:56come back
27:57come back
28:00come back
28:01come back
28:02Girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
28:05To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
28:09Now, well, you ain't no me, it's just a place
28:12Take my mind, I'm back, I'm back
28:15Girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
28:18To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
28:21Now, well, you ain't no me, it's just a place
28:25Take my mind, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back
28:34Top that.
28:50Top that.
28:51Top that.
28:57And the winner of the Laugh Dance Contest is...
29:03Mia!
29:05Woo!
29:09As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
29:14I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public suffering.
29:22Jules, wait!
29:28You look upset.
29:31What are you, my therapist?
29:33Fuck off.
29:34No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
29:40Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
29:47What is that?
29:48Okay, time.
29:50Come on, Jules.
29:51You wanna have some fun?
29:55What do you think you're doing?
29:57Stop denying yourself, Jules.
29:59We both know you want this.
30:01Be gentle.
30:03Just like our first time, remember?
30:05Back off.
30:07Just relax, baby.
30:09Let that e-kick in.
30:10You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
30:12Oh.
30:14I was gonna fuck you anyways.
30:16Let go of me!
30:17This is just gonna take a minute.
30:19Noah!
30:19Help me!
30:22Emmett!
30:23Get off of her!
30:25You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
30:28What's the big deal now, huh?
30:33Emmett!
30:33She doesn't want you!
30:35What are you doing?
30:36She wants me so bad, dude.
30:38Even if she won't say so.
30:45Dude, I thought we were friends.
30:47I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
30:52Wait!
30:52Stop!
30:55Leah, stop.
30:58This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
31:03Emmett just tried to assault me.
31:04Be so fucking for real.
31:06Emmett would never want to skank like you.
31:08You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
31:13And you know what?
31:14He's coming back to the house with me.
31:17Tonight.
31:19Mia, sit down.
31:21Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again,
31:24I will kill you.
31:26Okay, Noah, let's go.
31:28Let's go.
31:33I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
31:45Thank you for getting me out of there.
31:48Ow!
31:49You're hurt.
31:50Let me help you.
31:56What are you trying to give me?
32:03Rocky Road.
32:06Ow!
32:07Hey, I got you ice cream.
32:08This is how you repay me.
32:10How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
32:15I'm not an asshole.
32:17No.
32:18You're the king of assholes.
32:21You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but...
32:26whatever.
32:32I gotta show you something.
32:43I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
32:50And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
32:58It worked.
33:12I've wanted you all somewhere.
33:15Stop waiting.
33:18I need you.
33:19Now.
33:32Hey, sleepy little.
33:34What are you doing up so early?
33:36I thought I wore you out last night.
33:39I'm ready for another round.
33:42Hey, can you knock?
33:43Can you put your boner away?
33:46Get up!
33:47Get up!
33:48Get up, get up, get up!
33:49Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
33:51It's worse than a fire!
33:55Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules.
34:04You're fucking with me.
34:05What's the big deal?
34:07Uh, there's the drugs.
34:08And the mess.
34:08And you.
34:09What about me?
34:10She like totally thinks you're a slut.
34:11But like in a bad way.
34:13Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and she blames you for the whole thing.
34:18I need to get out of here.
34:19I'll hide Jules.
34:20I'll distract Mom.
34:24Yo, Jason.
34:25I'm gonna go hide Jules.
34:26Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
34:34Tell me when the coast is clear.
34:36Got it.
34:45Get your brother.
34:47Now.
34:54Mommy!
34:55Wait!
34:55Noah!
35:01My baby boy!
35:04Mom!
35:04Hi!
35:05Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
35:09Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose.
35:19Why are you hiding in a closet?
35:23You're the girl from the sex tape.
35:25Get out of this house.
35:27Mom.
35:27Noah.
35:28A little help.
35:29Uh, Mom.
35:30Uh, this is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer.
35:37Uh, yes.
35:38It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
35:43Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
35:48Lisa.
35:49My second mommy.
35:52We need to talk about engagement plans.
35:54Oh, yes we do.
35:58You're marrying Mia now?
35:59I have no idea what got into her head.
36:02I am so sorry, okay?
36:03But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
36:06Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
36:09Please?
36:19My head hurts.
36:20Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
36:24Yeah.
36:24I have some in my purse.
36:26Oh, thanks.
36:32She was prepared.
36:41Water.
36:42Water.
36:43Water.
36:43I need water.
36:45Jules?
36:47What did you give my mom?
36:50Aspirin.
36:51Aspirin?
36:51Woo!
36:53It's so hot in here.
36:56Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
37:00Oh, no.
37:02Woo!
37:03Hey, I have an idea.
37:05Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
37:08I'm feeling like a cougar.
37:10Wow!
37:11No, that's enough.
37:12I've got to talk to you.
37:14Let's go.
37:14Woo!
37:15Jules, what is wrong with her?
37:17Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
37:20No way.
37:21You gave her those?
37:22I didn't give them.
37:23She found them.
37:25Should we call an ambulance?
37:26Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
37:28She hates you already.
37:29What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
37:34Where did she go?
37:49Mom, get out of the pool.
37:52No way.
37:53It feels so good.
37:55Oh, wait, no.
37:59Help!
38:01I'm drowning!
38:03Mia, save me!
38:05Oh, absolutely not.
38:07I'm not going in there.
38:10Help!
38:12Help!
38:15Thank you for taking care of her.
38:19I hope I was a good maid.
38:21Yeah, I should give you a raise.
38:24Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
38:28You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
38:33I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
38:37No feelings.
38:38Remember?
38:45I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
38:49I'll tear it up right now.
38:51I mean it.
38:55I need that money more than I want you.
38:59When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
39:04If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
39:09So it was really always just about the money?
39:12Really?
39:13When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
39:16But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
39:28Come with me.
39:33I want to give you the money.
39:36Not as your boss.
39:38As your boyfriend.
39:40Jules, I want to give you everything.
39:44I don't know what to say.
39:49Just let me take care of you.
39:56And tell me that you love me.
39:58After your little sex video was released,
40:01at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
40:05But, after you saved me, all I can say is...
40:13Welcome to the family!
40:17Wait.
40:18You were supposed to give me your family ring.
40:22That was before you left me to drown.
40:26I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Rinaldo, in Cancun.
40:31Adios.
40:33Bye, Mom.
40:38I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
40:42Good luck with that.
40:44I don't need luck.
40:45I have a really big brain.
40:53There must be something incriminating in here.
41:01What is this?
41:08Ew. What died in here?
41:12My manhood.
41:14Listen, I have something juicy for you.
41:16Really?
41:20I don't like to read.
41:22It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
41:25They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid layman internship.
41:30That's cheating.
41:32Oh, great. You finally figured it out. Good boy.
41:37I think it's time for you to cheat too.
41:45I thought this was summer vacation.
41:48I know. I know.
41:50But I've got to work on my presentation for the layman internship.
41:56What up, lovebirds?
41:59Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
42:01You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
42:07Who are you?
42:09I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
42:20Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
42:22What are you doing here?
42:24Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house set up.
42:28I'm a guy who likes to party.
42:32The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
42:36I'd like to be your friend.
42:39Interview starts now.
42:41Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
42:45Well, I'll see you in the office.
42:47Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
42:49That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
42:51Mm-hmm.
42:59That's the guy you want to work for?
43:02He's a total clown.
43:04Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
43:09And if I work for him, my career will be made.
43:11But don't you already have enough money?
43:14Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
43:17I was the captain of every sports team I was on and I networked like a motherfucker.
43:21I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
43:26And then our sex tape got released.
43:29And all my job prospects were completely toast.
43:33The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
43:36Jules, I need this internship.
43:38And so do you.
43:39Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
43:44I've met a lot of pretty girls.
43:46There's something special about you.
43:49You're so beautiful.
43:53Thanks.
43:54But I'm taken.
43:56I'm not trying to marry you.
43:59Noah, tell me.
44:01Who snatched this hottie up?
44:04That'd be me.
44:06You're a lucky man.
44:08I know.
44:13How long is he gonna be here?
44:16I'll protect you.
44:18And look at here.
44:20The happy little couple.
44:22From whole mates to soul mates.
44:27What bet?
44:29I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship
44:34pool.
44:35But that's not true.
44:38Yeah, it is.
44:39I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
44:44You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
44:47I was nothing but a bet to you.
44:49I was nothing but a check to you.
44:53Both of you can fuck off.
44:59Chicks, dude.
45:01I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
45:02I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
45:06I don't care about anybody except Jules.
45:10You're pathetic.
45:12Me.
45:14Whatever, dude.
45:18What were you thinking?
45:20That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
45:24I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
45:28You're a sexy girl.
45:31We could have a lot of fun.
45:33I don't have time for that shit.
45:34Then make time.
45:36There's a tradition at Lehman.
45:38The boys share their toys.
45:41And I want to play with you.
45:44I don't want to be played with.
45:45If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
45:49The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
45:53Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
45:57What do I have to do?
46:00Let me borrow you for the night.
46:04Mia.
46:05You know where Jules is?
46:07You're still caught up on that skank?
46:10Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
46:13Mia.
46:14A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
46:16Get it through your head.
46:18I want to be with Jules.
46:20Why do you like her so much?
46:22I don't like her.
46:25I love her.
46:29You know, I feel sorry for you.
46:32For falling in love with such a liar.
46:34You know she planted that sex tape, right?
46:36Yeah, well she said she didn't.
46:38Found your girlfriend.
46:52If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job.
46:55Yes.
46:55And it's the only way he'd get in.
46:58We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
47:02My company looks down on sex tapes.
47:05Wait.
47:06Now I know where I recognize you.
47:09Damn.
47:10You were great.
47:12Just one kiss.
47:14That's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job.
47:21Get off of her.
47:23Let me have my fun.
47:24Then you can take your turn.
47:26If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
47:28You wouldn't dare.
47:32You little shit.
47:33You'll never work for Lehman.
47:35Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work
47:39with any of you pervs at Lehman.
47:42You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
47:45You want to mess with me?
47:46You want to mess with me?
47:47Yeah, why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing
47:51young girls around.
47:53You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
47:55Please, don't tell my wife.
47:57Get out of my face, old man.
48:09How could you do that to me, Jules?
48:13How could you do that to me, Jules?
48:14It wasn't what it looked like.
48:16Don't lie to me.
48:18I saw you kissing back.
48:25You're gone for good, bitch.
48:31You never belonged with us.
48:34And now it's your turn to go.
48:38I played you and I won.
48:41This has nothing to do with you.
48:44Oh, honey.
48:46This has everything to do with me.
48:53I planted the camera in your room.
48:56And then I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
49:00And then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
49:08You thought you were better than me.
49:11But I always win.
49:13All I fucking do is win.
49:19Mom.
49:20I saved the house.
49:23It's too late.
49:30Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
49:34Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
49:38That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
49:40You lose everything.
49:43Oh, God.
49:44Oh, God.
49:56Can I help you?
49:58What are you doing in that uniform?
50:01My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
50:05I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
50:10Do you need anything?
50:13Miss me?
50:16He's proposing to you?
50:18When did you two get back together?
50:20Well, it's not official yet.
50:22But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
50:25And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
50:29I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
50:33Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
50:38Mia!
50:39Jules!
50:40I am so happy that both of you were here.
50:42Why did you invite me here?
50:44To watch you propose to Mia?
50:47Propose?
50:48Who said anything about proposing to you?
50:50Oh, please. The big question.
50:54Yeah, I do have a big question.
50:57Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
51:02Uh...
51:03How did you know about that?
51:05Well, because I made a huge mistake.
51:07And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
51:10You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
51:14Okay.
51:16Fine.
51:17Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet, but I just wanted to watch your
51:22relationship blow up in all your faces.
51:25What are you gonna do? Arrest me?
51:27Actually, that's my job.
51:28Oh, hi.
51:29Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
51:32What?
51:32You're not actually doing this, are you?
51:35These are not what they're for!
51:36Call my dad!
51:38Daddy!
51:38Bye, Mia!
51:42If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
51:47That's not why I invited you here.
51:53Everybody!
51:55What is he doing?
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