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00:00What do you want to see from Emi tonight?
00:03What do you want to see from him tonight?
00:05713-5724-16, YouTube and Twitch.
00:08Right now he's currently 1-1.
00:12You could really throw records out the window.
00:16That's why they just hit the hell with records.
00:18He's somehow 1-1.
00:2112.2 innings pitch, ERA 9.24.
00:2616 strikeouts, 14 walks.
00:31He's struggling.
00:32And he was struggling in double-A, triple-A.
00:35And he struggled in his first start back.
00:38We'll see.
00:38What do you want to see from him?
00:41Before we get there, Clinton Tyler.
00:44That's why I love the beautiful city of Houston.
00:48So many different routes and ways you can go.
00:52I found a spot over the weekend that seemed to be created.
00:56It's close.
00:57Right off Shepard.
00:58Close here.
00:59That is created just right for me.
01:03Hell, I'm surprised it took you this long.
01:06Shout out to the Gaines family.
01:08Found this spot.
01:10Happy-go-lucky.
01:12You ever heard of it?
01:14Ever heard of it?
01:15I have not.
01:16Look it up.
01:17Neither have I.
01:18If you look it up.
01:19If you look at the menu, I mean, it's as if somebody walked in there and said, how can we
01:26get Ron the show Hughley riled up?
01:30What can we do to get him to come in here?
01:36Did you take pictures?
01:37And not be cheap.
01:38No, I didn't take pictures.
01:41They have frozen drinks galore.
01:44They just got a whole wall full of them?
01:46Just, they've got soft serve margaritas.
01:50They've got...
01:51Soft serve ice cream, isn't it?
01:52Yes, but they've got it in margarita form.
01:54Oh, wow.
01:55And daiquiri form.
01:57Okay.
01:57They've got shaved ice for you.
01:58Okay.
01:59That you can go...
01:59I mean, it's a nice little spot.
02:01It's...
02:02You just walk up to it.
02:03I saw a lot of people out there.
02:05They've got a taco stand next to it.
02:06Burger joint.
02:07Pizza joint.
02:08People bringing up their food from over there.
02:10And the line, they get you right through.
02:14People bringing their kids.
02:15They've got non-alcoholic stuff there, too, for you.
02:18Oh, man.
02:20You didn't even think about it.
02:21You didn't even check the ticket, did you?
02:21You just paid for it.
02:22Smashed it.
02:23Courtney did.
02:24But I'm...
02:25Courtney paid?
02:26Oh, yeah.
02:28I start stealing her pina colada and mixing it with my strawberry.
02:31She done figured out how to avoid the cheapness, Tyler.
02:33She just said, hell, I'll use my card.
02:35It's the same one.
02:37Oh, I know, but it don't matter where it's coming from.
02:40Just the thought.
02:41Oh, Clint.
02:41Take it from you.
02:42I mean, it is...
02:42I mean, I got there, and I about lost my mind.
02:46I looked up there.
02:46There was an apartment complex right across the street,
02:48and I started looking up to see how much it cost.
02:50See if you can move over there?
02:51$12.50.
02:52$12.50 a month, one bedroom?
02:54Let's go, man.
02:55Get your old one holder over there?
02:57Oh, man.
02:58Man, I was...
02:59The apartment.
03:00The apartment.
03:00Yeah, the apartment.
03:01Oh, it was...
03:02It is...
03:03I'm telling you, man, if you're into the frozen drink scene,
03:05whoo!
03:06How many did you have?
03:07Let's take us down the roster.
03:08I mean, look at this.
03:09I mean, they've got...
03:10I mean, that's not...
03:11That's a dessert house that serves alcohol, Ron.
03:14Look at this.
03:16Look at those margaritas.
03:17Those aren't even...
03:18Oh, my God.
03:19This is like somewhere you take a kid.
03:20This is somewhere you take a kid.
03:21I got the Miami Vice.
03:22I started here with that strawberry margarita,
03:25and then I got a little Miami Vice
03:26and put a little pina colada in there.
03:28Oh, my God, Tyler.
03:30You only had two?
03:30Feeling it.
03:32Feeling it.
03:32You only had two?
03:33I mean, we weren't there that long.
03:35You took one.
03:35The guy is drunk.
03:36I had the spoon, man.
03:37I was just going to work.
03:38Did you feel like a kid when you were in there eating?
03:39I felt...
03:39No, I felt like amazingness.
03:41I mean, that looks like something you'd get
03:42at the Kitty's Cookie Ice Cream Store.
03:45I don't care what you want, man.
03:45I don't care where you feel like you get it.
03:47It is delicious.
03:48It's got sprinkles in it.
03:49Oh, that's on the cup.
03:50That's just the cup.
03:50Now, you can get sprinkles
03:51if you want to get a little sprinkle.
03:53Add a little drizzle.
03:53You can't change this.
03:55Drizzle.
03:55Yeah, a little drizzle, man.
03:57They made this place for me.
03:59Oh, you got to...
03:59Oh, man.
04:00When are we going, man?
04:02We can go after work.
04:04Not tonight, but...
04:06We go after...
04:07Hey, I'm treating.
04:10I'm treating.
04:11We'll go.
04:11We'll go after...
04:12We'll go after work one day this week, Tyler.
04:14Call B. Scott and J-Lo and...
04:16No, no, no, no, no.
04:18Listen.
04:18The drive.
04:19Oh, my bad.
04:20Okay.
04:20I didn't know if he was going to take the whole lot.
04:22The drive.
04:23I'm always good raw dog in the drive.
04:24The drive, baby.
04:25I got you.
04:26Got you for one apiece right there.
04:28I don't care what size you get.
04:30One apiece, though.
04:31I don't care what size you get.
04:32Is that my boy, Ron?
04:33Man, they made that place for me, man.
04:36I've been just...
04:37I've been spiraling looking at that menu.
04:39You think you'll go...
04:40Now it'll be one of the places you sneak by after work?
04:43Man.
04:44That would be...
04:45I don't know.
04:46That's not a good idea.
04:47I don't know, Ron.
04:48They will put...
04:49They will...
04:49I did see they will put the lid on you.
04:50They got a drive-thru to put the lid on the table.
04:52That's what I'm saying, though.
04:53I'm going to be honest with you.
04:54The odds of me going over there and hanging out at the spot is probably unlikely.
04:58They got straight up just frozen margaritas.
04:59On a good, hot Texas afternoon...
05:03Sit right there.
05:04That's you.
05:04That was a big seller.
05:05Roll espresso martini, Icy.
05:06If you slide through there...
05:07Put a little vodka in there, Tyler.
05:08Slide through there on a hot, hot afternoon and get you a pop, maybe a little roadie.
05:13Oh, that'd be perfect.
05:14Man.
05:15You may be on to something there.
05:16I'm not going to go inside there and admire the wall.
05:18I got a lemon drop for you.
05:19It's outside.
05:19It's outdoors.
05:20It's outdoors.
05:21The whole thing is outdoors.
05:22Will you get a food truck court or what?
05:24No, it's just...
05:25It's almost like a drive-in.
05:27It's almost like a Sonic, almost.
05:29Oh, okay.
05:30And they just...
05:31You walk up in there, man.
05:32They just give you...
05:33What's the name of it more time?
05:36What's the name of this damn thing called?
05:38Happy Go Lucky.
05:38Happy Go Lucky.
05:39Yeah, thank you.
05:40Tyler got down.
05:41Tyler put it in his notes.
05:42I almost purchased a shirt.
05:43Hey, Tyler, he's in there pitting like a sunbuck right now.
05:46He's like, boy, I could use one right now.
05:47Do they deliver?
05:48Can I Uber Eats that sunbuck?
05:49Pitting and plotting.
05:51Hey, pitting and plotting.
05:52You know what?
05:52I'll just bring them in tomorrow.
05:54Oh, wow.
05:55They're going to have to mess up.
05:56They really have to be here.
05:57He's trying to spend money.
05:59I want you to pick it.
06:00I want you to pick your own.
06:01Okay.
06:01I want you to pick your own.
06:02God.
06:03I've just never seen a spot just created for me.
06:05I'm not drinking.
06:06Great seats.
06:07Okay.
06:10Soft.
06:11I'm sorry.
06:12They have non-alcoholics there.
06:14I can appreciate the minus the alcohol.
06:17Damn this, man.
06:18Oh, it's delicious.
06:19God.
06:19I can still taste it.
06:21All right.
06:22I really can't, man.
06:24They got a spoon and straw option you can go with.
06:26I was just kind of going back and forth with it.
06:28I'd probably go spoon.
06:30God.
06:32Yep.
06:33Real DJ.
06:34Baseline.
06:34Ron, I'm looking at the menu right now.
06:36I'm going right after work today.
06:37I don't blame you, man.
06:39That Miami Vice, that swirl.
06:43That swirl.
06:44Hey, man.
06:44You better come to play now.
06:46I'm telling you, man.
06:47They got me right there, man.
06:49I mean, that is a great idea.
06:52How did I not come up with it?
06:53When it does get warm around here the way it does, boy, and I see one way to sell more
06:57drinks is to put them in slushy form.
07:01Drive-through slushy form.
07:03Wow.
07:03Different time.
07:03You can go frozen margarita.
07:05You can go soft serve.
07:06Man, he's just doing all there.
07:08By the way, Clint Tyler, I just, can we see a professional-looking pitcher tonight?
07:13Like, I'm not, like, I'm not even asking for, hey, let me give me a quality start.
07:18Let me do, even give me the Mike Burroughs quality start.
07:22The Mike Burroughs, he has his own personal quality start, where he goes to six innings,
07:26but he's not going to get the runs.
07:27Burrow head.
07:28Give you some length.
07:29He'll give you, because they force him out of there.
07:31For some reason, Joe says, hey, man, you're the one.
07:34You're going six.
07:34I don't care if you put up seven runs.
07:36So good.
07:36But, I was just, just, can you look like a professional starter?
07:42Because, it feels like when you watch him pitch, you're always thinking,
07:46well, it's going to fall apart right here.
07:48It's going to fall apart right here.
07:50Tall, tall.
07:50Here it goes.
07:52Next thing you know, hit a guy, hit a guy, four-pitch walk, grand slam, over.
07:56Get him out.
07:57Except for if you're Joe, you don't.
08:00And then, can we, can I just have a request?
08:02I just want to, a couple of times, see, like, the special traits of whatever it was
08:08that they looked at him and thought, like, I want to see, I want to see some of the traits
08:14of, because he had an ERA under two last year in Japan.
08:17I want to see some of that.
08:18I know he could throw hard.
08:19I just want to see, at least, like, you remember Spencer Ergetti, his first year?
08:24He'd get rocked sometimes.
08:26But, you'd see, and you'd be like, man, we've got some moments here.
08:29There's about three innings he does well.
08:30Then, maybe there's one inning he just stinks and blows the game.
08:34Can we just, I'll take some of that from Ima.
08:37Some of that.
08:38But, man, he looks like he's just holding on to God's unchanging hand the entire time
08:42he's out there.
08:43It sucks to suck.
08:44And his hands are always sweaty and slipping.
08:46Well, I would like, I would just like to see we get beyond the tug of war of how we
08:55used
08:56to do it in Japan and how we do it here.
08:59Like, I think that is just the very ground surface for all of us fans.
09:03It's like, I feel like, as an Astros fan, I'm not a big expectations guy.
09:09I just let it kind of fold out, you know, kind of play out.
09:12I feel like, as a fan, my expectations are, hey, Joe Espada, you paid a guy $18 million.
09:21Your game plan, whatever it may be, should last more than a month.
09:27I mean, forget it.
09:27Like, I would love for it to be more productive and have a guy that can throw strikes.
09:31That would be great, too, if you pay guys that can throw strikes.
09:33But whatever the game plan is, you've already shifted gears once and allowed the guy to
09:39go out there and throw two pitches and pitch his way in an outing that most believe he
09:45shouldn't even have been out there based on the way he looked in Sugar Land.
09:48Right?
09:49Can we put that to bed?
09:51Whatever the, if you're going to let him pitch the way, let him pitch the way.
09:55If you're going to force him to throw the change up and whatever pitches you want him
09:59to pitch and attack hitters the way to their weakness instead of his strength, okay, let's
10:03do it.
10:04Let's get beyond it.
10:05It's Major League Baseball, man.
10:06It's Major League Baseball.
10:09Like, let's just go out there and put a product that is, I mean, at least in theory makes sense.
10:18It just makes no sense to keep waffling back and forth.
10:21Waffling?
10:21Yeah.
10:22Back and forth between these two, the two different approaches.
10:25Right now, and he's not the only guy the Astros have.
10:28I just feel like he's just disrespecting Major League pitchers right now.
10:32He or the Astros?
10:32He is.
10:34Now, the Astros may not have choice, but I'm just saying, but what he goes out there and
10:37brings to the table.
10:39I mean, he's Sugar Land all day is what he's bringing.
10:44And struggling in Sugar Land all day.
10:46Not just out there dominating in Sugar Land.
10:48He just, I just, can we just see glimpses of it?
10:51Someone texting, I want to see what we saw in that game in Sacramento.
10:54That was the best game he's had at any level.
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