00:01This ring, it's the greatest weapon in the universe.
00:07When and if to use it, that's the whole ballgame, Junior.
00:15Did you just use that ring to counterfeit money?
00:18No.
00:20Tell me how you got it, the ring.
00:23You know how I got it.
00:24I sure as hell did an interview for it.
00:27Oh shit, maybe you should have.
00:29Power like that, shouldn't you have to work for it?
00:34I've been doing this since you were a baby.
00:36The only way you're gonna get this ring is over my dead fucking body.
00:41I think he likes me.
00:44Everybody is lying to us.
00:47We're not even here until we find out what they're hiding.
00:50Danger is part of the job. You need to be fearless.
00:54How are you chosen for this?
00:57It's only one question.
00:59Are you afraid?
01:04Are you afraid?
01:09Are you afraid?
01:13Are you afraid?
01:18Are you afraid?
01:23Are you afraid?
01:32I was raised fearless.
01:34And I'll do this better than he's ever done it before.
01:37Then go and get it, Jon Stewart.
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