00:00With all due respect, we've been training for, what, two months?
00:03And I haven't even worn the ring yet.
00:05Hung up on the jewelry, Junior.
00:07You're just a fucking substitute teacher.
00:09You're not ready to get up in front of the class till the ring says you are.
00:15Alright.
00:24I could have died.
00:25You want me to train you? I'm training you.
00:31Something is off here.
00:33I can feel it.
00:38This is my town.
00:41You're a big shot. Noted.
00:44Gotta stay the fuck out of my way.
00:47Think she hates your guts?
00:49It's the way she hates them.
00:52This is a stupid plan.
00:56Not that stupid.
00:57That I don't doubt.
01:00The Green Lantern's oath is to protect people.
01:06And we both know I do a better job of this than you.
01:13This is my job.
01:16As long as I'm alive, that ain't changing.
01:20So take a deep breath, Junior.
01:25You're old.
01:28You're tired.
01:37And your time is up.
01:44I don't understand. Who are you exactly?
01:47Hal Jordan, Green Lantern.
01:56Have you ever talked with the other lanterns?
01:57I'm the only human. They're aliens.
02:00One of them's a fucking squirrel.
02:01We'll be up to your physical minion.
02:02The other one, the most.
02:02We'll have them.
02:03If you don't know why.
02:04We'll be right up.
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