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00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:11Don't fall.
00:00:17This is me.
00:00:20How's your day ruining my history?
00:00:29Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica.
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:50C-c-c-kay?
00:00:53I still love the school pockets. Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen, Connor
00:01:07Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking after a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details.
00:01:26Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:32You seem really amazing.
00:01:34Look who's talking.
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here. You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:41I'm actually...
00:01:42I came here for someone very special.
00:01:47I came back for you.
00:01:48Mila, um, Mila, um, can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and find me telling how I
00:01:57feel.
00:01:58Absolutely.
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:01Come, come.
00:02:02Everyone is waiting for us to start the show, so let's give them one.
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here, look at that.
00:02:25Hey, it's okay.
00:02:26You're gonna be alright. Just hold on.
00:02:28I wish I could go back.
00:02:30What do you mean? Go back where?
00:02:31I thought I could tell you how much.
00:02:34How much you want?
00:02:35Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me.
00:02:39What did you want to tell me?
00:02:44Am I dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas.
00:02:58No more front lines.
00:03:00I look 18 again, which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you, too.
00:03:13Those clothes.
00:03:16Those highlights.
00:03:17A Tamagotchi?
00:03:20I went back to...
00:03:222006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:35Mimi, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:44Loser!
00:03:46Loser!
00:03:47Loser!
00:03:48Loser!
00:03:49Nothing's changed.
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:52And nobody.
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:58You can always flip the script.
00:04:01High school bucket list item number one.
00:04:03Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill me!
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day!
00:04:28Don't be silly.
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:36She would never bully anyone.
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group.
00:04:51And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:58Okay.
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:16A shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:19Let's clean you up.
00:05:21That's acid.
00:05:21Don't...
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:05:37Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:52Wow, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:06:02So are you going to put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crushes attention.
00:06:12Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:17Don't...
00:06:18Don't call me that.
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:20Little miss...
00:06:21St-st-stutter.
00:06:22This time, no more drinking.
00:06:25You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:29Hmm.
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:34I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:42Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:46Ugh!
00:06:50Let's see what this does to use.
00:07:00Mia, put the bottle down.
00:07:04No!
00:07:04No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:07High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:08Teacher of least favorite teacher, Alyssa.
00:07:11Sorry, Ms. Thompson.
00:07:12Freak science accident.
00:07:14Blame chemistry.
00:07:16Ugh!
00:07:16God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia.
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:24Use your hearts.
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:27Just say something.
00:07:28No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:31No.
00:07:33You look good, kicking ass.
00:07:35I like this new you.
00:07:37I like the new me, too.
00:07:39Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:40Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:43Ah!
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering!
00:07:49What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen!
00:07:52Stop!
00:07:53Stop!
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:55Maybe I will.
00:07:56Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:59And you want to run against me?
00:08:01Anyone can wear a crown.
00:08:03Not people like you.
00:08:07Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen,
00:08:16I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:17Feel!
00:08:22Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:27High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:32I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:37Mia, Mama, Cita, Watkins,
00:08:39did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:45We lost Dutch after high school.
00:08:47I am not losing them again.
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:53I just miss you so much, and I love you.
00:08:56Come here, Pam.
00:08:58It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:09:01And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:09Great!
00:09:09More maggots have arrived.
00:09:12Besides them, Mia, honestly,
00:09:13who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits.
00:09:18The outcasts.
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your
00:09:21plastic definition of perfect.
00:09:24To the queen.
00:09:25Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty spears.
00:09:32Well, since we're doing this,
00:09:34raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:42And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:09:54Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote.
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:10:03Concon, you already got the vote for prom king this year.
00:10:07We have to do this.
00:10:09Together.
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:10:13Except for me.
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me.
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader.
00:10:22You're the basketball captain.
00:10:23Even our parents want us together.
00:10:26It's destiny.
00:10:28May the best girl win.
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:32Fail again, you won't be able to go to prom
00:10:34or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it.
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on...
00:10:45Theory of relativity.
00:10:47The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:52I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:54You're not going anywhere and changing this test.
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass.
00:11:00Check it.
00:11:01If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:06You wasted.
00:11:08How?
00:11:11Told ya.
00:11:12See you later, Misty.
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, Mia.
00:11:32Um, I'm sorry.
00:11:33I didn't mean to...
00:11:35Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now.
00:11:37Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:40Oh!
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:42Oh, no.
00:11:43Don't worry about it.
00:11:44It's been in my family for years.
00:11:45It's, like, indestructible.
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty cool.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:48Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:52She's nuts.
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:56I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:58Wow.
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:12:02Jess?
00:12:03Hmm.
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:11I like who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing.
00:12:13No.
00:12:13It's just you two were, like, junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:20You do.
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody, and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:25That's why you won my vote.
00:12:28I thought you liked her.
00:12:30Wow.
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia, there's only one girl that I've ever really liked, and it's
00:12:40not Jess.
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54I'm sorry.
00:12:55Oh, fuck.
00:12:56No, yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:56I'm great.
00:12:57What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:59Oh, she's out of my league.
00:13:01She...
00:13:01Oh, god.
00:13:02It's okay.
00:13:03Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league, and she's beautiful and
00:13:10smart, and she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb charm like me.
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:19She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:27Cool.
00:13:28But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:31High school bucket list, item number six.
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken, but you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:38What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:46Make you prom queen.
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:14:02Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:10Dr. Jessica!
00:14:13If I don't take her on now, it will spend the next two decades paying for.
00:14:22Oh, perfect.
00:14:23Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:29Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:35Oh, man.
00:14:36Here goes nothing.
00:14:38Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:42What's this challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test.
00:14:46Well, great.
00:14:48Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:50Sexual chemistry.
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple.
00:14:56Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor, and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:16Boo, no more applause.
00:15:18Jess already has the clap.
00:15:19Bite me, Mee Paz.
00:15:20Your little friend lost.
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:30Me winning.
00:15:31Can't wait to have that king.
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but, uh, show is your best, right?
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:41It's your man, Mia!
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:46Or anybody.
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them.
00:15:56It's for me.
00:15:58Just follow my name.
00:16:00High school bucket list item number set.
00:16:02Make the first move.
00:16:04No, you follow my lead.
00:16:09You follow my lead.
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:30Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia.
00:16:36Oh, damn.
00:16:38Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut?
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen.
00:16:50Not if I can help it.
00:16:52The hotel wants us together.
00:16:54Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:55Get her!
00:16:59Get her!
00:17:01Mia, your prince is waiting.
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling.
00:17:09Go over there.
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:17:13Go, go, go, go.
00:17:14Bye, bye, bye.
00:17:15Bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:17:18Mia, we really need to talk.
00:17:21How about that shiz?
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College.
00:17:28Science majors are slayer than you think.
00:17:31You hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34But I will one day.
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:44Right.
00:17:45It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:47Oh.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:17:51Somewhere.
00:17:53Where there's less interruptions.
00:17:56Connor?
00:17:57I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:03Actually, about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess, and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:10Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:28So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait.
00:18:33You really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37You could run this school if you wanted to, Mia.
00:18:41You're royalty, and you don't even know it.
00:18:46Out of the way!
00:18:47Cooking class champions coming through!
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:52You're not seriously thinking about considering.
00:18:54If you do,
00:18:56I will embarrass you so bad,
00:18:59you will wish you were dead.
00:19:02You still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best baker win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:25You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:27Let us help you out.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:42Let me guess.
00:19:43Just a bitch.
00:19:44Strikes again.
00:19:45I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go, Cursor?
00:19:49Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:53Never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy baking queen.
00:20:09How are you?
00:20:10How are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, god mom?
00:20:14Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19Hold on.
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Mia, you look...
00:20:34Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:36Overdressed much?
00:20:37Come on, girls.
00:20:37We have a contest to win.
00:20:39Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list, item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking, chef.
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:05Boo!
00:21:06Boo!
00:21:08Boo!
00:21:09Boo!
00:21:09Boo!
00:21:09Boo!
00:21:10Boo!
00:21:10Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right.
00:21:18Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:23Oh, yeah.
00:21:23We're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's fine, sweet, sweet.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:33All right, contestants.
00:21:35The Bake Off begins now.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39And we'll have to make this over here.
00:21:43Like this.
00:21:44Like that.
00:21:51And then...
00:21:52Like this.
00:21:53That's on your nose.
00:21:55That's too much.
00:21:57That's too much.
00:22:04No more.
00:22:05No.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:26Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:30Oops.
00:22:31Sorry.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:37Oh, she's awful.
00:22:39Oh.
00:22:40If you do that again, Miss Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:45I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine.
00:22:50It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:52A good scientist.
00:22:54Always.
00:22:55Has a plan.
00:23:02The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:08Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:14And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:50The winner of this year's senior bake-off is...
00:24:02The winner of this year's
00:24:04Senior Bake Off is
00:24:12Mia Watkins
00:24:13Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy
00:24:17belongs to you and Connor
00:24:23We did it
00:24:26I can't believe it
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen
00:24:29That's my best friend
00:24:30We love her
00:24:31Best day of my life
00:24:34I knew you could do it
00:24:38No
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine
00:24:46Not anymore
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser
00:24:53Sorry, please
00:24:55High school bucket list
00:24:56Item number nine
00:24:57Start a riot
00:24:59Make it epic
00:25:02Food bite
00:25:07Food bite
00:25:09Popular kids versus kids
00:25:11Stop it
00:25:12Stop it
00:25:13Stop it
00:25:19Stop it
00:25:21Stop
00:25:27Team Jessica
00:25:28Team Mia
00:25:28Get over here right now
00:25:32Principal Davis
00:25:33Before you say anything
00:25:36Before you say anything
00:25:37Mia started it
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty
00:25:39Jessica
00:25:40You and your friends can go
00:25:42What?
00:25:44No, she's lying
00:25:45I would drop that attitude
00:25:47Miss Watkins
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No
00:25:51I like having an attitude
00:25:53I lived for years without one
00:25:55And now
00:25:56It's here to stay
00:25:57One more
00:25:59Bad word
00:26:00One more
00:26:00The thing that you do wrong
00:26:02And you are suspended
00:26:03Fine
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude
00:26:07When you stop
00:26:08Letting Jessica's dad bribe you
00:26:12Oh
00:26:12Sorry
00:26:13No one knows about that yet
00:26:15Both of you
00:26:15Pack your bags
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back
00:26:23To his business trip
00:26:24And get me killed
00:26:24No, no, no
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day
00:26:27You're both free to go
00:26:29For real?
00:26:30Of course
00:26:31You're both free to go
00:26:32And if you ever need anything
00:26:34Feel free to come by my office
00:26:35The door's always open
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347
00:26:43And $36
00:26:44You be quiet
00:26:44Demon child
00:26:47I'll take a thought
00:26:48Why don't you
00:26:49Help me clean up here
00:26:50My star students
00:26:52Thank you
00:26:54What the fuck was that?
00:26:58Whoa
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future
00:27:07So
00:27:08Right
00:27:09It's not big deal
00:27:10Yeah
00:27:12So tell me
00:27:14What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test
00:27:19Oh, yeah
00:27:21What's that one again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy
00:27:22It's the study of the
00:27:24Human body
00:27:26Yeah
00:27:27Yeah
00:27:28Yeah
00:27:28You want to do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:32Like a
00:27:34Oh
00:27:36Like us
00:27:37Together
00:27:37You're alone?
00:27:39Yeah
00:27:40Let's go, professor
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy
00:27:44Okay
00:27:46Okay
00:27:48Okay
00:28:57Mia.
00:28:59Mia.
00:29:00Mia.
00:29:01Were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four.
00:29:08Actus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you, and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18All right.
00:29:19Please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:24Okay.
00:29:25Okay.
00:29:33Isep racchi.
00:29:39Isep racchi.
00:29:40Pactylis major.
00:29:46Pactylis abdominis.
00:29:47Gloria, you may.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long?
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53You forgot about that part.
00:29:55That's important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot of mask clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:27If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:33High school bucket list, item number ten.
00:30:35Unleash your inner fixin.
00:30:37No?
00:30:39Are you ready to leave?
00:30:42Trapezibizias.
00:30:43Trapezibizias.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my...
00:30:50Um...
00:30:51Brachialis.
00:31:01You're that cheating!
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:09Mm-hmm.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:39You!
00:31:41No!
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:45Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:10What?
00:32:19That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor, are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32No.
00:32:32My dad's right.
00:32:33No.
00:32:33No.
00:32:34Oh my god.
00:32:35Come on.
00:32:35Come on.
00:32:35Come on.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:38Yeah, just a second.
00:32:55Oh, hey dad.
00:32:56This is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad.
00:33:20Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside.
00:33:26Fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:37You know what?
00:33:37Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:43And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait.
00:33:53Just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:58I think it's time you leave, Ms. Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38Abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:50Keep up the good work.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:20I know you're trying to help,
00:35:22but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my old man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:40Wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go,
00:35:42I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:48So come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:02Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:04We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:08We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08I'm to the party.
00:36:09Take it off.
00:36:10Thanks.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:13Come on.
00:36:13That's my mouth before you see me.
00:36:14Wait.
00:36:14No.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on.
00:36:21Connor, talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:25Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:30I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:34If it's another F, Connor, I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:48It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:14Force her.
00:37:22Hey.
00:37:23Just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick premise your question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade.
00:37:30So why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:34And I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:41Hey, enough.
00:37:42You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Yeah, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:51Can you help me?
00:37:51Come on.
00:37:53This is once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I...
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:02I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:04Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:08I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:11Come on.
00:38:12Five minutes.
00:38:18It's okay.
00:38:19All right, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon.
00:38:33What a surprise.
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:46She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:49But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:55She's gonna break your heart.
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting.
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no, wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey, get the fuck off her.
00:39:21Oh, shit.
00:39:24Cap's here.
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy, misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:45All right.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47Go to part you get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know, for a second there,
00:39:58I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:40:01when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:05Rit.
00:40:08Rit.
00:40:09Ew.
00:40:10You know, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:14So, who is?
00:40:23You are not going to believe who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:33Right?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:35Who is it?
00:40:36I don't know.
00:40:38Sorry.
00:40:39Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item in room 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that if you're into that.
00:41:06If you weren't, like, once.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:10I mean, if you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:23Go away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24Yeah, let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:29Come on.
00:41:32I need an answer.
00:41:35Should I?
00:41:47Yeah.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:55Wow.
00:41:58Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you, like, a psychic or something?
00:42:08No, I'm future girl, remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:34Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:48You Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:53And I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll study them on the way over.
00:43:02Okay.
00:43:05Okay.
00:43:08Okay.
00:43:26I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:31Oh, on page four, there's a great Polaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:39She fed all my worst moments into a little paint book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails.
00:43:49And everybody had braces, Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:58Actually, it does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um, yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been thugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:37Read away.
00:44:38I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about...
00:44:47What you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:52What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook?
00:44:59What?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:01You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:45:04But the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato pony.
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:21Show us your stressed out pain pain.
00:45:24That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:30Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey, you're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know it.
00:45:35It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica, you think being prom queen is all about look.
00:45:46Okay?
00:45:48High school bucket list, item number 12.
00:45:51Blom it while you got it.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:14Yes, Mia.
00:46:16Okay, Mia.
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you, pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:25FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I want others better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list, item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:51Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:53And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06Let those mouth fingers have a dumbass party.
00:47:10Bye, Jess.
00:47:14Oh, even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:21Oh, even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:24Oh, even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:44Oh, even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:48Hey, Mia.
00:47:51Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:52She needs help.
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:57Now!
00:47:58Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:48:01You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:48:03Not before I...
00:48:04Not before I tell you that I...
00:48:09Mia, I've always...
00:48:11Mia, hey.
00:48:13Hey.
00:48:14Hey, Mia, you okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:23Okay, I was trying to recycle.
00:48:27How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:32I didn't see that coming.
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:39Okay.
00:48:40Hey, party's over.
00:48:41Everyone out!
00:48:42You heard him.
00:48:43Go.
00:48:43Get out.
00:48:44Remember, vote Mia.
00:48:45Vote Mia.
00:48:45Vote Mia.
00:48:46I got you.
00:48:48Come on.
00:48:49Let's go.
00:48:52Yeah.
00:48:56Okay.
00:49:01For saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:05For the record,
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:16What's wrong?
00:49:17It just never gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:25And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never date Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously.
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:37Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:49:41You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:45I know.
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:47You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:55Can you stay with me?
00:50:15You're the genius, dummy.
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:49I'll be in the guest room.
00:50:49You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:56God.
00:50:58No, I don't.
00:50:59I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:51:02So, it's never around anyone.
00:51:04Which is good.
00:51:06I'm not just anyone.
00:51:12What is all this?
00:51:13Well,
00:51:15you know the tradition.
00:51:17Senior prom queen gets gifts
00:51:19for the graduating class.
00:51:21You want to help me rap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:31I've never
00:51:33met anyone like you.
00:51:35Not yet, anyway.
00:51:41So, eight ball girl,
00:51:44what's future me like?
00:51:45Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48No, you're not.
00:51:50Why do you not?
00:51:51I know you're not.
00:51:54You're actually
00:51:55super successful.
00:51:58Really smart.
00:52:01Kind.
00:52:05You're pretty perfect.
00:52:08actually.
00:52:12No wonder I was in love.
00:52:21Hold up.
00:52:21Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:24No one.
00:52:24No.
00:52:26I meant that I was
00:52:28in love with
00:52:30being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I
00:52:34know all of these
00:52:35is awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:38So,
00:52:39so who do I get married to?
00:52:43Jessica Alba.
00:52:44So you gotta get over that Britney crash
00:52:46because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:51Yeah.
00:52:52You know, I can actually
00:52:53read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see
00:52:57in our future?
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:09Question.
00:53:10Are you gonna invite your dad?
00:53:13I'm sure he
00:53:15will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get
00:53:19into the NBA.
00:53:21Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:28Actually.
00:53:28Come on.
00:53:29You don't wanna be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:45Hey.
00:53:46Everyone's gonna love these, Mia.
00:53:48This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:49Sure.
00:53:52But...
00:53:54I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:57Because in a few months
00:53:59we will all go our separate ways.
00:54:02And who knows what'll happen then.
00:54:04Right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:13Oh.
00:54:14You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:17The class loved my gifts so much
00:54:19I already got all their votes.
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:37Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:39I'm just giving my besties
00:54:41the gifts they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm sure they'll like your, uh,
00:54:46goodwill hand-me-downs too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:57Well.
00:54:58The hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:02But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08But come on now.
00:55:09Let's see what you got.
00:55:18Look!
00:55:20Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:25I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:34At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:36Um, they mean that you're a peasant
00:55:39trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:48Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:50Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:58Look!
00:56:17OMG!
00:56:18You're twinning!
00:56:20You're twinning!
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair.
00:56:29Pancake face.
00:56:30Hool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh!
00:56:34And con con hair is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:52No matter what I do, this always gets your way.
00:56:55Prom queen, Connor.
00:56:57What am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:06He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:13They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy,
00:57:16but because they're from you.
00:57:17No.
00:57:18No, they're stupid.
00:57:21And she won this one.
00:57:22So let's just go.
00:57:24Just trust me.
00:57:26They're gonna love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:30And you're gonna love them.
00:57:42Yes.
00:57:49See?
00:57:50This is yours.
00:57:52Yes.
00:57:54Yes.
00:58:00So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany Grace books, but I hope when under the real world, you'll
00:58:10remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:18How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:24Yes.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist name.
00:58:33Like, Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:49Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:58:59Yes.
00:59:00Be.
00:59:01Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06But I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:17And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody, shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:29Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you, too.
00:59:39Please flash your surprise.
00:59:42All right.
00:59:43Okay.
00:59:44All right, fine.
00:59:45You just keep going.
00:59:46Please.
00:59:52Hey, um.
00:59:53Come.
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:07Mia, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:20Magic eight ball.
01:00:21Remember?
01:00:22A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:28Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30Of all you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no.
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48That you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:02For you.
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over to class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:20It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:25Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queen.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:46I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:19No plastics for prom!
01:02:21You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:27They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:36Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention, everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:00No!
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting!
01:03:19Hey!
01:03:21Hey, yes you can.
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:39Get your can of water away.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:51High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce dance.
01:03:59Hi, everyone.
01:04:02Please rise.
01:04:13Even?
01:04:17Oh.
01:04:25Just look at me.
01:04:35Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed, at the twilight's last night.
01:04:58Who's broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight?
01:05:08O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
01:05:18And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still
01:05:36there.
01:05:36Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of
01:06:00the brave?
01:06:01In an isolated countryman.
01:06:02With sports camer D, H, C, C, C, C, C, C, C, C, C, D, G, C, C, C, C,
01:06:19C, C, C...
01:06:41If you want to win, you've got to give them a show, right?
01:06:44Yeah.
01:06:44Plus, I like kissing you.
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um, I just thought I'm really...
01:07:00Shit, that's my dad.
01:07:02What is he doing here? He never comes to my games.
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:06Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia.
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:16Hey, look at me.
01:07:17I already know what happens, remember?
01:07:21Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:25It'll seem impossible, but trust me.
01:07:32Interesting.
01:07:35And here we go, everyone, the big championship game.
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen, let's begin.
01:08:11And 10 seconds left.
01:08:13Home team is down two points.
01:08:16And Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:22He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:35And there he goes.
01:08:39Yes, he scores!
01:08:41The Fairfield Lions 49-48, and they win the game!
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:57First, an A, and now this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:06Really?
01:09:07Really.
01:09:10Sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:25Congratulations.
01:09:29Yeah, you were right about everything.
01:09:33Oh!
01:09:34Am I being pumped?
01:09:36I'm pimply mouth-beater isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:41We will take him down and dance.
01:09:44For good!
01:09:45I won because of you.
01:09:46No, no, you won because of you.
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:52But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:09Wait, wait.
01:10:12Should we be doing this?
01:10:14I mean, what about your crush, the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia.
01:10:19It always has been.
01:10:24Holy sick.
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:15Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with fine colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:49Mm-hmm.
01:11:49And what about brown tonight?
01:11:53Hmm?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to the...
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:01You're never going to let that go.
01:12:04Stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:18What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:20I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27It's so hot.
01:12:32Okay, so...
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:38Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:44Mia Watkins.
01:12:46Will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:03And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:12Let's go win that crown.
01:13:15Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:16No, I won't.
01:13:17Come on.
01:13:21I am going to give you...
01:13:22The perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:13:30Maybe she's going to.
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You want to beg at the game.
01:13:37Maybe she's given help.
01:13:41No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:48I know she won't.
01:13:49Because I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry to say again.
01:13:57Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:07I'm from the future.
01:14:15I'm from the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:21Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to like call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:28No, you're not.
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future, I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, okay.
01:14:44Okay, okay.
01:14:45The future's too.
01:14:46How did Boss dance?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Boss?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:52Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:54And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:57The future's wild.
01:14:59You have no idea.
01:15:00But this dance could change my whole life, actually.
01:15:05So will you help me?
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the hell mouth, that is just...
01:15:17Okay.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hopefully I love you.
01:16:04Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:25Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:47You look so great.
01:16:49Black is definitely not your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Oh!
01:17:03But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Concon, think about your future.
01:17:18My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:29You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:36I know you didn't want this before, but...
01:17:39Open it.
01:17:47Jess.
01:17:49Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:24I think it's cracking.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's prom queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neal Watkins, Jessica Hart.
01:19:09And as expected, give it up for your prom king,
01:19:13basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes,
01:19:38let's hear it from our prom queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans
01:19:49who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited to leave high school
01:19:55and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:07I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:19I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:30The misfits, the outcasts,
01:20:32anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50All right, ladies and gentlemen,
01:20:52the votes are in.
01:20:54It looks like we have a winner.
01:21:02And your 2006 prom queen winner is...
01:21:11Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:20Hey, it's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment.
01:21:23You earned it.
01:21:24I'm so sorry.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me
01:21:30in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King.
01:21:36It's what I hear about.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:48And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:22:00Mia has something to say.
01:22:02I warned you.
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:14Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia,
01:22:16and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No!
01:22:20These are fake!
01:22:22Principal Davis,
01:22:23this is a setup!
01:22:25Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No, no.
01:22:29Actually,
01:22:31Jessica lied,
01:22:32bribed,
01:22:33and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:36Mia?
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43Fairly.
01:22:44Who voted for me?
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:56Mia!
01:22:57Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:23:00I actually voted for you.
01:23:01I never doubted that.
01:23:04Or you.
01:23:12High school bucket list,
01:23:14item number 15.
01:23:16Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot,
01:23:24and I'm skinny,
01:23:25and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?
01:23:28I'm skinny!
01:23:32Ah!
01:23:47Jessica,
01:23:48first you cheated,
01:23:49now you could have killed someone?
01:23:51This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:54No!
01:23:55No,
01:23:55it was Mia!
01:23:57She,
01:23:57she knows me.
01:23:58She's like a psychic or a witch or something,
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye,
01:24:03bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:14She's so nice to you.
01:24:17Let something Mia help me.
01:24:19Go get in a few years.
01:24:20No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:21This isn't right!
01:24:23No!
01:24:23You suck!
01:24:26You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you,
01:24:29queen bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:37No,
01:24:37I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:39I want you to.
01:24:42Go away no matter when
01:24:43or where you are.
01:24:45You can find me.
01:24:47You time-traveling nerd.
01:24:51I'm here.
01:25:05Here.
01:25:06Here.
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11I'm okay.
01:25:13What happened?
01:25:22you tricked and fell
01:25:24you alright
01:25:31where's Jessica
01:25:33Jessica
01:25:35Jessica Hart
01:25:38I don't know
01:25:39she's probably in prison by now
01:25:41remember she got arrested at prom
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006
01:25:49everything that happened
01:25:51senior year came to
01:25:56but that's all in the past
01:25:59I want to focus on the future
01:26:02you know Watkins
01:26:04since the first time I met you
01:26:06in freshman year
01:26:08I loved you
01:26:10you were
01:26:11the cutest
01:26:13glasses wearing
01:26:15nerd I ever met
01:26:20and from our wild study sessions
01:26:22to
01:26:23winning prom king and queen
01:26:25senior year
01:26:27to taking on the whole world
01:26:29I
01:26:30I couldn't ask for a better nerd
01:26:33to be my partner
01:26:38give me a walk
01:26:39kids
01:26:42will you marry me
01:26:44hurry up and say yes
01:26:45I have to get back home to Lance
01:26:49yeah
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening
01:26:59you're a time traveler
01:27:00you didn't see this coming
01:27:05us getting engaged
01:27:06no
01:27:08not in a million years
01:27:10but hey I guess
01:27:13some things
01:27:14you never see coming
01:27:17I always knew
01:27:34you know
01:27:37When no one sets my body on fire
01:27:42No one gives me shivers like you
01:27:47Oh, no more does evade her
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