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00:00:08Oh my god, that's Christopher Stinnett, state candidate?
00:00:14He's so hot. I want him to campaign all over me.
00:00:18Can I vote for him 500 times?
00:00:21I should be sick. I'm sorry.
00:00:30It's my pleasure, Mr. Stinnett. Congrats on your upcoming victory.
00:00:38Oh, it's much too early to say that, but thank you. And you are?
00:00:43Only one of your biggest supporters.
00:00:45Well, are you going to drink this or break the heart of one of your donors?
00:00:57Oh, wow. Excuse me for a second.
00:01:10Let's go upstairs together, handsome. Let me take care of you.
00:01:15What are you talking about?
00:01:16Don't deny it. You need me, baby.
00:01:24Oh, baby. Please don't worry. I'll be in our room soon.
00:01:29Who the hell are you? Get away from me.
00:01:32Fuck out of my way.
00:01:57Hey, new intern. Are you serious?
00:02:00This entrance is for wealthy political donors only.
00:02:04The side door is for the help.
00:02:06Jesus, that cheap dress might work on your corn farm, but not here.
00:02:09Get out and go through the back.
00:02:12I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
00:02:17Just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign.
00:02:23I don't know how. She doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate.
00:02:27How garnished. This is a Senate campaign, not a country bumpkin office.
00:02:31You don't need a corn grower.
00:02:33Well, I just fired an intern for hating on our candidate, so I needed someone to run errands.
00:02:41Excuse me.
00:02:42We grow brussel sprouts, not corn.
00:02:46And I might not know a lot about the candidate, but I really believe in his ideas.
00:02:50Excuse me, intern.
00:02:52Not another word. Get lost.
00:03:02You've ruined my mink. Are you drunk?
00:03:05Oh, my God. On behalf of the campaign, I apologize, ma'am.
00:03:10You clumsy hick.
00:03:12You will not keep your job after this.
00:03:14I'm so sorry. Please don't fire me. I really want to work on this campaign.
00:03:18I'll fix it. I'll clean the coat and the wig right now.
00:03:21Well, what are you waiting for?
00:03:23You dumb hick.
00:03:25This is all your fault.
00:03:27Don't worry. There's cleaning supplies upstairs.
00:03:30Stay out of this, maid.
00:03:32Fix it, intern, or you're fired.
00:03:40Thank you, but where are the cleaning supplies?
00:03:42You heard what she said. If I can't get these clean, I'll be fired.
00:03:46I put you into room 2809. It's empty. Go up there. You'll be alone.
00:03:51You're a lifesaver. I'm Sarah.
00:03:53Us working-class girls gotta stick together. Right? I'm Stephanie.
00:03:57You're right.
00:03:59Oh, God. I had a really tough day.
00:04:01It's okay. These rich people are ridiculous. Don't blame yourself.
00:04:06That's why I'm interning on this campaign. To stand up for people like us.
00:04:11I just wish I fit in better.
00:04:13Amen, girl.
00:04:15And...
00:04:17Look at you.
00:04:20You look like you fit right in.
00:04:26Hi. I'm a wealthy socialite. I eat caviar, not Doritos. I totally belong here.
00:04:32Hey, I gotta run.
00:04:34But this key works for the elevator, and it gets you into room 2809.
00:04:38Call me if you need me.
00:04:40Good luck.
00:04:41Thanks again.
00:04:42See you later.
00:04:59Is somebody here?
00:05:02Is somebody in there?
00:05:11Oh, sorry.
00:05:12Oh, my God. He's so hot.
00:05:21Are you okay?
00:05:23Are you okay?
00:05:26Oh, my God.
00:05:29Oh, my God.
00:05:41Oh, my God.
00:05:45Oh, my God.
00:05:47Oh, my God.
00:05:47Oh, my God.
00:05:48Oh, my God.
00:05:50Oh, my God.
00:05:51Oh, my God.
00:05:52Oh, my God.
00:05:53Oh, my God.
00:05:54Oh, my God.
00:06:10So you didn't go into Stenner's room?
00:06:13He shoved me out of the room, Senator.
00:06:15I...
00:06:15You goddamn worthless woman!
00:06:18I hired you to drug him and to film a scandalous sex tape.
00:06:26And you returned empty fucking-handed!
00:06:30Sir, I think I have something.
00:06:33Well then show me, you idiot!
00:06:38This might just be enough to bring my election opponent down.
00:06:55I can't believe we...
00:06:56I slept with a hot stranger!
00:07:01I have to clean this or I'll be fired.
00:07:29Where the hell did you disappear to last night, farm girl?
00:07:32If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired.
00:07:34No, I did fix it.
00:07:36It's right here.
00:07:38It doesn't matter.
00:07:40You belong in a farmer's market, not a campaign office.
00:07:43A new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow, so...
00:07:48Today's your last day.
00:07:49Little trash girl.
00:07:51No, Rebecca, please.
00:07:52I really want this job.
00:07:57Candidate Stenner is running a little late, which isn't like him.
00:08:01But he'll be here soon, so be ready.
00:08:04He's never late.
00:08:06I wonder if our candidate got laid last night.
00:08:09He wouldn't.
00:08:10He'll be my man sooner or later.
00:08:12Stop gossiping.
00:08:13Mr. Stenner is a candidate of the United States Senate.
00:08:16Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
00:08:19Come on.
00:08:20Okay.
00:08:53You gotta be kidding me.
00:08:55The man I slept with is the candidate?
00:08:57Hello, miss.
00:08:59Thank God, he didn't recognize me.
00:09:06I fucked up.
00:09:07If anyone finds out I slept with him, it'll be a scandal.
00:09:11Have we met, miss?
00:09:12Absolutely, never.
00:09:14Sarah's a new intern from some farmland.
00:09:19I don't think she's cut out for this.
00:09:23Something's familiar about her.
00:09:25My God, he recognizes me.
00:09:27I'm in so much trouble.
00:09:28Sir, I think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough.
00:09:33Glad to have you on my team, Sarah.
00:09:36Thank God he didn't recognize me.
00:09:41He's way out of your league, farm girl.
00:09:44Stay away from him.
00:09:45He'd never go for a poor farm girl like you, so don't even think about it.
00:09:50Hey, something happened last night.
00:09:54Emergency meeting.
00:09:55Let's go.
00:09:57No interns allowed.
00:09:58Get me a coffee with non-fat, dairy-free, oat-free oat milk.
00:10:06Sir, what happened?
00:10:08You disappeared from the fundraiser last night.
00:10:11It's hazy, but I think some of the events slipped something in my drink.
00:10:16It's foggy.
00:10:17But I spent the night with a woman who...
00:10:21You slept with someone?
00:10:22And she drugged you?
00:10:23She was...
00:10:24It was a set-up.
00:10:26Oh God.
00:10:27A sex scandal will sink this campaign.
00:10:30The slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator.
00:10:34Are you okay?
00:10:42No.
00:10:43No, I don't remember much.
00:10:45But the girl I was with last night isn't like that.
00:10:47She's a good person.
00:10:49You're being naive.
00:10:51Okay, this is dirty politics.
00:10:53Your enemies will do anything to entrap and ruin you.
00:10:56She's not like that.
00:10:58No one's going to find out.
00:10:59There will be no scandal.
00:11:06No one will find out?
00:11:09Senator Hester's about to do a press conference attacking you.
00:11:17I will protect your Second Amendment rights.
00:11:19Just have your coffee.
00:11:20Do you get a bazooka?
00:11:21You get a bazooka.
00:11:22You get a bazooka.
00:11:23You get a bazooka.
00:11:24It's your God-given right.
00:11:27And us men,
00:11:29we know how to safely handle firearms.
00:11:31Fire arms.
00:11:32Oh, shit.
00:11:36Gotcha.
00:11:37I did that on purpose.
00:11:38Where was I?
00:11:40Oh, my opponent.
00:11:41Christopher Stenton.
00:11:43Laid with a prostitute last night.
00:11:46What?
00:11:47I'm not a prostitute.
00:11:49This indecent,
00:11:51immoral,
00:11:52and pre-maritable sex
00:11:54will have him burn in hell
00:11:57So, this is bad.
00:11:58for all eternity.
00:11:59He's lying.
00:12:00I didn't sleep with a prostitute.
00:12:01He has no proof.
00:12:02I have proof
00:12:04that my opponent,
00:12:06Christopher Stenton,
00:12:07slept with a hooker last night.
00:12:11Oh, no.
00:12:12He got a photo of us in bed.
00:12:15He has a photo?
00:12:17We're doomed.
00:12:22Oh, no.
00:12:23He got a photo of us in bed?
00:12:27Oh, God.
00:12:29You useless intern.
00:12:30I'm so sorry.
00:12:31I'll clean it up.
00:12:32And I have proof
00:12:34that my opponent,
00:12:36Christopher Stenton,
00:12:37slept with a prostitute.
00:12:39last night.
00:12:44Thank goodness.
00:12:45That isn't a photo of me.
00:12:46Wait a second.
00:12:47That is not the woman
00:12:49I slept with last night.
00:12:50She was much more beautiful.
00:12:53That stupid foreign girl
00:12:54smirk off your face.
00:12:56I'm sorry.
00:12:56I'll get out.
00:12:59Sir, this is bad.
00:13:01It doesn't matter
00:13:02if you didn't sleep
00:13:02with the prostitute
00:13:03or whoever she was.
00:13:05If we can't prove
00:13:05it wasn't a fake,
00:13:06then it'll sink
00:13:07and ruin the campaign.
00:13:10Wait.
00:13:11The girl last night
00:13:12gave me her phone number.
00:13:28The annoying farm girl intern?
00:13:31She's your one-night stand?
00:13:33Please, no.
00:13:34You can't sleep with your intern.
00:13:35It'll be a massive scandal.
00:13:37No, sorry.
00:13:38It's just my mom calling.
00:13:40I knew it.
00:13:41The boss would never be
00:13:42with someone as lonely as you.
00:13:44Get out, intern.
00:13:45You don't belong
00:13:46in this high-level meeting anyway.
00:13:49Hi, Mom.
00:13:50One second.
00:13:53You don't belong in this high-level meeting.
00:13:55She didn't pick up.
00:13:56Good.
00:13:57Don't talk to her.
00:13:59Your one-night stand
00:14:00was probably a spy
00:14:01sent by Senator Hustler
00:14:03to entrap you.
00:14:04Sir, the Senator's all over TV
00:14:06spreading massive lies
00:14:07that you slept with this prostitute.
00:14:08And they'll believe him.
00:14:10And we'll lose this election.
00:14:12Okay, unless we can prove it's a lie.
00:14:14How can I if the girl I was really with
00:14:16won't answer my calls?
00:14:19Wait.
00:14:20There must be security camera footage
00:14:21proving that I didn't go
00:14:22in the room with that prostitute.
00:14:26Yes.
00:14:26Of course.
00:14:28We'll get that hotel security
00:14:29camera footage
00:14:30ASAP.
00:14:38We'll get that footage
00:14:39and prove you weren't
00:14:40with a prostitute.
00:14:40And maybe
00:14:41we'll see the woman
00:14:42I was really with last night, too.
00:14:44You'll see the eye
00:14:44who he was with.
00:14:49You're on your phone?
00:14:51Again?
00:14:52Go get me a muffin.
00:14:54Cinnamon raisin.
00:14:55No raisins.
00:14:56And make sure it's gluten-free.
00:14:58I was just calling in your order.
00:15:00No, actually.
00:15:04Stephanie,
00:15:05this is, um, Sarah.
00:15:06We met...
00:15:07I remember you.
00:15:08What's up, girl?
00:15:09Uh-huh.
00:15:10Um,
00:15:10is there any way
00:15:11you could access
00:15:12the hotel footage
00:15:13from last night
00:15:13from
00:15:14floor 28
00:15:15and delete it?
00:15:17Where's my muffin,
00:15:18intern?
00:15:19I'm still placing the order.
00:15:22Delete the footage.
00:15:23May I ask why?
00:15:24I know it's a lot to ask.
00:15:25I'll explain later,
00:15:26but it's an emergency.
00:15:28Us working-class girls
00:15:29gotta look out
00:15:30for each other, right?
00:15:31Staff in the security room
00:15:32is my friend.
00:15:33I got it.
00:15:36My people are arriving
00:15:37at the hotel.
00:15:37We'll have that footage
00:15:38in no time.
00:15:40Come on, Stephanie.
00:15:41Delete that footage fast,
00:15:43or I'm in trouble.
00:15:46Hey, Sarah, right?
00:15:48Sorry I haven't had
00:15:49the chance to get
00:15:49to talk to you.
00:15:50It's been a crazy day.
00:15:52That's okay.
00:15:53I swear it's not
00:15:54usually like this,
00:15:55but I would love
00:15:56to hear your position
00:15:57on my campaign platform.
00:15:59Don't waste your time
00:16:00talking to an unqualified,
00:16:02corn-growing intern
00:16:03who doesn't know
00:16:03the first thing
00:16:04about politics.
00:16:05Senator Hassler's
00:16:06all about the politics
00:16:07of anger,
00:16:07but Topher isn't.
00:16:08He doesn't name-call
00:16:09or put people down,
00:16:11so you shouldn't either.
00:16:11And for the last time,
00:16:13my family grows
00:16:13Brussels sprouts.
00:16:16Bravo.
00:16:17Bravo.
00:16:18That's the right attitude.
00:16:20Think about learning
00:16:21some tips from her.
00:16:22She's a lot smarter
00:16:23than you give her credit for.
00:16:25What?
00:16:28But she's...
00:16:31I would love
00:16:32to get to know you.
00:16:35Sir, our people
00:16:36are at the hotel
00:16:36right now
00:16:37finding the footage.
00:16:42Don't worry, sir.
00:16:43We're going to figure out
00:16:44who that mystery girl
00:16:44was in the footage
00:16:45any second now.
00:16:47Go ahead.
00:16:49What?
00:16:51The footage was deleted?
00:16:52Phew.
00:16:53With the footage gone,
00:16:54no one will find out
00:16:55we slept together.
00:16:56Not even him.
00:16:57I'm in the clear.
00:16:58I'll figure out
00:16:59something to
00:17:02disprove the senator's lies,
00:17:03sir.
00:17:04Sir.
00:17:05Speaking of me,
00:17:07have you decided
00:17:09who you want
00:17:10to be your assistant?
00:17:11God, he's so hot.
00:17:13But I need to keep
00:17:14my distance
00:17:15and make sure
00:17:15nothing else happens
00:17:17between us.
00:17:19No.
00:17:21Sir, she...
00:17:22She's unqualified.
00:17:25She doesn't know
00:17:26anything about politics.
00:17:27She's...
00:17:28nobody.
00:17:29This is her last day,
00:17:31actually.
00:17:32She's exactly
00:17:33what I need.
00:17:35Oh, no.
00:17:36Not me.
00:17:37For my new assistant,
00:17:38Sarah.
00:17:39Be ready.
00:17:40We're going to be
00:17:40spending a lot more
00:17:41time together.
00:17:44So much for
00:17:46staying away from him.
00:17:48You little hick.
00:17:51How did you get him
00:17:52to promote you
00:17:53over me?
00:17:57The candidates'
00:17:58schedule and speeches
00:17:59for the upcoming week,
00:18:00policy positions,
00:18:01memorize all of it.
00:18:03There's a false rumor
00:18:04going around
00:18:04that the candidates
00:18:05slept with a prostitute.
00:18:07If anyone finds out
00:18:08that he's intimate
00:18:09with an intern,
00:18:10it's game over
00:18:11for all of us.
00:18:13So, keep it professional.
00:18:15I believe in this campaign.
00:18:16I won't jeopardize it.
00:18:18That's why I stole the footage?
00:18:20Because you accidentally
00:18:21slept with your
00:18:22Senate candidate boss?
00:18:23I didn't know
00:18:24that it was him.
00:18:25And he thought I was
00:18:26just some rich snob lady.
00:18:28Oh my God.
00:18:30You like him.
00:18:31I get it.
00:18:33He's freaking hot
00:18:34and successful.
00:18:35I know.
00:18:37But he doesn't know
00:18:39that it was me.
00:18:40And if word ever got out
00:18:42that he slept with his own...
00:18:43Don't worry.
00:18:44The footage is gone.
00:18:45And your hot little secret's safe.
00:18:48Crisis averted.
00:18:50My opponent,
00:18:52Christopher Stinnett,
00:18:53is a lying scantrel.
00:18:54In this election,
00:18:55I will prove it.
00:18:57Vote for me.
00:18:58What the hell
00:18:59is he talking about?
00:19:00He's just making up
00:19:01this story about
00:19:02the candidate
00:19:03sitting with a hooker
00:19:04last night.
00:19:04What?
00:19:05He called you a hooker?
00:19:06No, not me.
00:19:08But he has this photo
00:19:10of a woman
00:19:11in a red dress
00:19:12leaning on Topher.
00:19:13And it's all a lie.
00:19:15He's just framing him.
00:19:16I actually saw
00:19:17your boss last night
00:19:19with a woman
00:19:20in a red dress.
00:19:21What?
00:19:22I was there.
00:19:23And he definitely
00:19:24didn't take that woman
00:19:25to his room.
00:19:26You were the only one.
00:19:29Stop.
00:19:30I will.
00:19:31After you give me
00:19:32all the dirty little details.
00:19:41Just avoid being alone
00:19:42with Topher.
00:19:45He's in his office.
00:19:46Go on in.
00:19:46Oh, no.
00:19:47I don't want to interrupt.
00:19:55Good morning, sir.
00:19:57Your coffee?
00:19:58Sarah, please call me Topher.
00:20:04Ah, just what I needed.
00:20:06Well, I want to give you
00:20:09what you need.
00:20:10It's my job as your assistant.
00:20:13May I say,
00:20:14you're excelling at it.
00:20:17You seem nervous.
00:20:18I'm not that scary, am I?
00:20:20No, I, um...
00:20:23Senator Hustler
00:20:24is just saying
00:20:25you were with the hooker.
00:20:28It's a lie.
00:20:29It's so frustrating.
00:20:30That's what my opponent does.
00:20:33He lies.
00:20:36But do you know why
00:20:36we're going to win?
00:20:38Because we have the truth
00:20:39on our side,
00:20:40don't we, Sarah?
00:20:42The prostitute's story
00:20:43won't hold up
00:20:43because it isn't true.
00:20:46So all we have to do
00:20:47is just smile,
00:20:49take a breath,
00:20:52and it's okay.
00:20:54Perfect.
00:20:56Just like that.
00:21:02What are you doing here,
00:21:03farm girl?
00:21:04The hooker story
00:21:06isn't going away.
00:21:07Senator Hustler
00:21:08is about to give
00:21:09a press conference
00:21:09attacking you.
00:21:10But there's no proof.
00:21:11Politics isn't about proof,
00:21:13intern.
00:21:13It's about stories, okay?
00:21:15And the senator's
00:21:16telling a pretty juicy one.
00:21:18Whoever deleted
00:21:19that security camera footage
00:21:20really screwed us.
00:21:22The senator is lying.
00:21:24Let's go confront him.
00:21:26I'll do it myself.
00:21:27No, sir.
00:21:28It's politically dangerous.
00:21:29I'm not worried.
00:21:31Let's go confront
00:21:32the senator
00:21:32and put this nonsense
00:21:34story behind us.
00:21:36And put this nonsense
00:21:37story behind us.
00:21:39Yeah.
00:21:40Make the bully
00:21:41say his lies
00:21:41right to your face.
00:21:43Let the adults
00:21:44take it from here,
00:21:45farm girl.
00:21:46I'll let you know
00:21:46if the candidate
00:21:47needs another coffee.
00:21:49Wait.
00:21:49Sir, we gotta go.
00:21:51Now.
00:21:52I think Sarah's ideas
00:21:53and instincts
00:21:53are sharp.
00:21:54I'm not forgetting
00:21:55about her.
00:21:57Come on.
00:21:58I want you with me.
00:22:07Stinnett is a liar
00:22:09who couldn't be trusted.
00:22:12He slept
00:22:13with a hooker.
00:22:31I did no such thing.
00:22:34A photo in the elevator
00:22:35is not proof, senator.
00:22:37I think you should mention proof
00:22:39because it's showtime.
00:22:41Bring in the hooker!
00:22:45You screwed up.
00:22:48This horned dog,
00:22:49Christopher Stinnett,
00:22:50hates yours truly
00:22:52for sex.
00:22:54That door.
00:22:57She's lying.
00:22:58I didn't sleep with her.
00:22:59I was with someone else.
00:23:01Well, we can't prove it.
00:23:02Damn it.
00:23:03I deleted the footage
00:23:04that would prove it.
00:23:05I gotta do something.
00:23:06Where's the girl
00:23:07you actually slept with
00:23:08when you need her?
00:23:09Would you excuse me
00:23:10for a minute?
00:23:10Get out, intern.
00:23:12Let the grown-ups work.
00:23:15Christopher!
00:23:16What do you have to say now,
00:23:18you shameless sex creep?
00:23:20She didn't sleep with me.
00:23:22She drugged me.
00:23:23That's a lie!
00:23:24You were sober.
00:23:26Didn't even need Viagra, baby.
00:23:31Likely stories, Stinnett.
00:23:34Admit it!
00:23:35Admit you paid for sex!
00:23:37I don't lie to the public.
00:23:39Unlike you, senator.
00:23:40I'm honest.
00:23:42Oh, baby.
00:23:43I know you can't forget
00:23:44all the nasty things
00:23:46you did in bed.
00:23:48Boy, you better save
00:23:49what little dignity
00:23:50you have left
00:23:51and drop out of the race.
00:23:54I'm fighting for working people.
00:23:56I'm not giving up.
00:23:57Especially not
00:23:58because of a lie.
00:24:06I don't know you.
00:24:07Stop.
00:24:08Oh, come on.
00:24:09You know me.
00:24:10I liked that big booty
00:24:11last night.
00:24:13Slap it again.
00:24:15Absolutely not.
00:24:16That's a lie.
00:24:18Oh, we can see it all now, Topher.
00:24:21You have been exposed
00:24:22as a D.N.C.
00:24:24Dirty sex creep.
00:24:26Now drop out of the race.
00:24:27Now!
00:24:30Not so fast.
00:24:36It's you.
00:24:38Who the hell are you, bitch?
00:24:46You didn't sleep with him last night.
00:24:48I did.
00:24:49And I can prove it.
00:24:52You didn't sleep with him that night.
00:24:54I did.
00:24:55And I've got the proof.
00:24:56Who the hell are you, Blondie?
00:24:58You're lying!
00:24:59Are you sure about that?
00:25:02Who the hell is this?
00:25:03Get her out of here!
00:25:05This is my event!
00:25:07No, I know her.
00:25:08She works at the hotel.
00:25:10She saw everything.
00:25:11That's right.
00:25:11I was on duty that night.
00:25:13And I saw that woman
00:25:15try to seduce Mr. Stennett
00:25:16in the hallway,
00:25:17but she failed.
00:25:19He pushed her off
00:25:20and went into his room
00:25:21and she headed to the elevator.
00:25:22Stennett!
00:25:23How much did you pay
00:25:25so random made
00:25:26to testify for you?
00:25:28I told the truth.
00:25:30And your photos
00:25:31can prove I was there.
00:25:35Look.
00:25:36There I am
00:25:37in your photos.
00:25:38Drugging a man
00:25:39is a felony.
00:25:40So the question is,
00:25:42why did you do it?
00:25:43And why are you lying
00:25:45about sleeping with him?
00:25:48This wasn't part of the deal.
00:25:50Shut up, Candy!
00:25:51Gee, Senator.
00:25:52For such a moral
00:25:53family values man,
00:25:54why are you on a first name basis
00:25:57with a sex worker?
00:26:01Screw you!
00:26:02I'm out of here!
00:26:03You get your ass back!
00:26:10Is it true, Mr. Stennett?
00:26:11You spent the night
00:26:12with this woman?
00:26:13You slept with a random stranger?
00:26:14I can't let his campaign
00:26:15fail because of me.
00:26:17I have to do something.
00:26:19I won't help you
00:26:20save your campaign,
00:26:21but I need you to trust me.
00:26:23Okay?
00:26:32Random stranger?
00:26:33Well, I'm hardly
00:26:34a stranger to Topher.
00:26:36My name is Beth.
00:26:38I'm his fiancée.
00:26:41My name is Beth.
00:26:43I'm his fiancée.
00:26:47Beth, who are you?
00:26:48Where are you from?
00:26:49What's your last name?
00:26:50Beth is a wealthy heiress.
00:26:52She's a private person.
00:26:54I'm running it for office,
00:26:56not her.
00:26:57Thank you all.
00:27:05Hell yes.
00:27:05We just dodged a scan.
00:27:07Thanks to her.
00:27:07Beth, you saved mine.
00:27:08Where the hell is Sarah?
00:27:09If that intern
00:27:11abandoned her post again,
00:27:12we need to finally fire her.
00:27:14You're engaged now?
00:27:15As Beth?
00:27:17I didn't know what to do.
00:27:19I didn't want to be
00:27:19the reason his campaign failed.
00:27:22I mean, that was terrifying.
00:27:24I can't do it again.
00:27:25I thought my heart
00:27:26was going to explode.
00:27:27But it's sexy.
00:27:29And don't worry.
00:27:30The election's in a week.
00:27:31You won't have to do it again.
00:27:32You're fine.
00:27:33You snuck off to be
00:27:34with a filthy hotel maid?
00:27:35This filthy hotel maid
00:27:36just saved your boss's ass, bitch.
00:27:40There you are.
00:27:41Did you see it?
00:27:42I did see it, sir.
00:27:42It was great.
00:27:44No, you didn't.
00:27:45You weren't even there.
00:27:46You're lucky
00:27:47the real campaign staff
00:27:48like me managed
00:27:49to bring Beth
00:27:50in the hotel maid
00:27:50to fix it.
00:27:53Topher,
00:27:54just fire her already.
00:27:55What?
00:27:56No, why would you fire me?
00:27:57I'm the one who set it up.
00:27:59I called Beth.
00:28:00I mean, I didn't.
00:28:01I actually did.
00:28:03Sarah,
00:28:04if you're the one
00:28:05who called Beth,
00:28:05you just saved my ass.
00:28:08What?
00:28:09Sarah's lying.
00:28:10She did it.
00:28:11No, I did.
00:28:12I did it to help
00:28:13Mr. Stinnett.
00:28:15To help Topher.
00:28:16She just brought
00:28:17my campaign back
00:28:18from the dead.
00:28:28I had it all
00:28:29planned.
00:28:32We catched it
00:28:33with the hooker
00:28:34I hired.
00:28:35And that damn
00:28:37rich
00:28:38blonde bitch
00:28:39ruined it.
00:28:40Oh,
00:28:41I love that.
00:28:42I want her
00:28:44investigated
00:28:45and deep fucking
00:28:46destroyed.
00:28:47Destroyed!
00:28:48Sir,
00:28:49I can't find
00:28:49any information
00:28:50on her.
00:28:51It's like Beth,
00:28:51she just doesn't exist.
00:28:53That's not
00:28:54impossible.
00:28:56Yeah.
00:28:57You're right,
00:28:59Bobby boy.
00:29:00She doesn't exist!
00:29:03Danny,
00:29:04tell him the good news.
00:29:05We're back in a close race.
00:29:06If we keep fighting
00:29:07and avoid scandals,
00:29:09we can win
00:29:09this election.
00:29:11And,
00:29:12and,
00:29:13it's all thanks
00:29:13to our candidate's
00:29:14new fiance, Beth.
00:29:15We all owe a huge thanks
00:29:18to the best campaign intern
00:29:20and assistant
00:29:21I could have ever asked for.
00:29:23When this campaign ship
00:29:24was sinking,
00:29:25you helped to keep afloat.
00:29:27It was nothing,
00:29:28really.
00:29:30Sarah saved us all.
00:29:31I need to get him
00:29:32to turn him
00:29:33against the farm bitch.
00:29:34All right,
00:29:35everyone,
00:29:35back to work.
00:29:36Topher,
00:29:37sir,
00:29:39can I talk to you
00:29:40for a second?
00:29:42Really, Sarah,
00:29:43you saved me
00:29:44and I'll never forget it.
00:29:46I want to personally
00:29:47thank you.
00:29:48Topher,
00:29:50Senator Hessler
00:29:50is claiming that
00:29:51your fiance, Beth,
00:29:52is some actress
00:29:53that you hired.
00:29:55He's saying that
00:29:55it's all just a giant lie.
00:29:57We have to get Beth
00:29:58in a public interview.
00:29:59Damn.
00:30:01Beth is a mysterious woman.
00:30:03I don't know
00:30:04if she'll want to
00:30:04go out publicly,
00:30:05but I'll call her
00:30:06and give her a try.
00:30:14She's not picking up.
00:30:16Sarah,
00:30:16you've tried to get Beth
00:30:17before.
00:30:18Can you try to call her again?
00:30:20Sarah,
00:30:20you've tried to get Beth
00:30:21before.
00:30:21Can you try to call her again?
00:30:23Sarah,
00:30:24please call her right now.
00:30:25No,
00:30:25I can't pretend
00:30:26to be Beth again.
00:30:27It's too risky.
00:30:28I'll do my best.
00:30:29She's useless.
00:30:30I told you.
00:30:31She doesn't even know Beth.
00:30:33No time.
00:30:34Topher,
00:30:34we need to get Beth
00:30:35involved publicly,
00:30:36ASAP.
00:30:36Give us Beth's number.
00:30:38We'll track her location,
00:30:40drag her ass here.
00:30:42No.
00:30:43I'm not going to treat
00:30:44Beth like that.
00:30:45I'm here to protect her,
00:30:46even if it hurts my campaign.
00:30:47It won't just hurt
00:30:49our campaign.
00:30:50It'll destroy it.
00:30:52This isn't your
00:30:52campaign, Rebecca.
00:30:54It's mine.
00:30:56And you work
00:30:57for me.
00:31:07What are you smiling at,
00:31:09farm girl?
00:31:09I'm smiling because
00:31:11Topher put your ego
00:31:13in its place.
00:31:13You bitch.
00:31:16I don't know how,
00:31:18but I know
00:31:19that the scandal
00:31:20with Beth
00:31:20and the prostitute
00:31:21is somehow your fault.
00:31:22My fault?
00:31:24I'm the one
00:31:24who called Beth
00:31:25to the event
00:31:26and saved us.
00:31:26You're such a liar.
00:31:28Beth is a beautiful,
00:31:31classy, rich woman.
00:31:33You are a poor,
00:31:36dirty farm girl.
00:31:38You don't know Beth.
00:31:40And when the candidate
00:31:41finds out that you
00:31:43lied about it,
00:31:44I'll make sure he fires you.
00:31:49It can't be Beth
00:31:51in public.
00:31:51It's too risky.
00:31:53But what if Topher
00:31:54loses the campaign?
00:31:56I cannot ruin his career.
00:31:59The center's telling
00:32:00the media that
00:32:01Beth isn't real.
00:32:03We need her.
00:32:04She didn't pick up
00:32:04the phone.
00:32:05Sarah, where's Sarah?
00:32:06She said she could
00:32:07contact Beth.
00:32:08As if.
00:32:12Think about it.
00:32:13How does a poor intern
00:32:15who just arrived
00:32:16off the bus
00:32:17from the Cornfield
00:32:18know a beautiful,
00:32:19wealthy city heiress?
00:32:21I wonder that too.
00:32:22If she can't get
00:32:23Beth to come today,
00:32:24fire her for lying.
00:32:27I'll fire her
00:32:27if she lied to us.
00:32:29Beth.
00:32:35Hi, I'm Rebecca.
00:32:37It's so great to meet you.
00:32:39May I call you Beth?
00:32:41Topher, I wasn't sure
00:32:42if I should come,
00:32:43but Sarah convinced me to.
00:32:45I knew Sarah
00:32:46would come through.
00:32:47Topher, I hope you
00:32:49understand why
00:32:50I've been distant.
00:32:51You're running a campaign
00:32:52and I'm a private person.
00:32:54I don't want you
00:32:55to do anything
00:32:55you're uncomfortable with.
00:32:57We need her.
00:32:59The center is telling
00:33:00the world that she
00:33:00doesn't exist.
00:33:01Unless you do
00:33:02a joint TV interview,
00:33:04this scandal will
00:33:05ruin our campaign.
00:33:06You need me
00:33:08on live TV.
00:33:10I can't do it.
00:33:11I won't be able
00:33:12to pretend to be rich
00:33:13right in front of the camera.
00:33:14It would be a disaster.
00:33:16Beth,
00:33:17it's your choice.
00:33:18This is all Sarah's fault.
00:33:20By the way,
00:33:21where is that
00:33:22dirty farm girl?
00:33:24She's late.
00:33:25Screw it.
00:33:26I have to fire her.
00:33:28Enough, Rebecca.
00:33:29I don't like the way
00:33:30you talk about Sarah.
00:33:32She may just be
00:33:33a working class girl
00:33:34from a farm,
00:33:35but she's a hard worker.
00:33:36Not some worthless
00:33:37nepo baby born
00:33:38with a silver spoon
00:33:39in her mouth like you.
00:33:40Excuse me,
00:33:41I...
00:33:41You heard what I said.
00:33:43Back off.
00:33:45And that's a good lesson
00:33:46for Rebecca to learn.
00:33:47I'm sorry to ask,
00:33:49but I need you.
00:33:52Topher,
00:33:54if it helps your candidacy,
00:33:56I will do the interview.
00:33:58Yeah?
00:33:58I'll script the whole thing.
00:34:00Tell you exactly
00:34:00what to say on TV.
00:34:01This interview will
00:34:02save my campaign.
00:34:04Or,
00:34:04if I don't handle it
00:34:05perfectly,
00:34:06I'll be exposed
00:34:07and you'll lose
00:34:08the election in a landslide.
00:34:09Well,
00:34:10I've got a meeting scheduled
00:34:11so I must go,
00:34:12but see you then.
00:34:14See...
00:34:15Where is she
00:34:16always running off to?
00:34:20Okay,
00:34:21I have all her lines memorized.
00:34:23Me too.
00:34:23I mean,
00:34:24I helped Beth
00:34:25memorize everything.
00:34:26Good,
00:34:27but the interview's soon.
00:34:28Where's Beth?
00:34:29Mr. Sinnott,
00:34:30is your fiance here yet?
00:34:31We're live in five minutes.
00:34:32Any second now.
00:34:36I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
00:34:39Not so fast,
00:34:40phone girl.
00:34:40Did you gossip
00:34:41about me with Beth?
00:34:42You shameless bitch.
00:34:45You're trying to
00:34:46sabotage me
00:34:47with a candidate.
00:34:48No, Rebecca,
00:34:49I don't have time
00:34:49to argue with you.
00:34:50I just need to
00:34:51use the ladies for...
00:34:52Hold it in.
00:34:53This isn't your corn farm.
00:34:54You can't just go
00:34:55pee in the dirt
00:34:56whenever you feel like it.
00:34:58You're not going anywhere.
00:34:59We're live in four minutes.
00:35:00If Beth isn't here by then,
00:35:02I'm reporting
00:35:03that your fiance ditched you.
00:35:05You'll take the blame,
00:35:06farm girl.
00:35:07If Beth doesn't show,
00:35:08it's your fault.
00:35:10Mr. Sinnott,
00:35:11where is Beth?
00:35:18You're not going anywhere.
00:35:20If Beth doesn't show up
00:35:21for the interview,
00:35:22you're gonna be here
00:35:23to take the blame.
00:35:25You can't sneak away this time.
00:35:28Rebecca,
00:35:28Beth texted me
00:35:30and told me how mean
00:35:30you are to her and Sarah.
00:35:32What?
00:35:33Beth said that?
00:35:34She isn't even here.
00:35:36You see,
00:35:37Sarah is ignorant
00:35:38and dumb.
00:35:39Sarah is brilliant
00:35:41and perfect
00:35:42and beautiful.
00:35:44And she deserves
00:35:45to be here
00:35:46just like anyone else.
00:35:47Beautiful?
00:35:49I...
00:35:49Go fix your attitude,
00:35:50Rebecca.
00:35:53Thank you, Topher.
00:35:55I mean,
00:35:56sir.
00:35:58Do you really think
00:35:59I'm beautiful?
00:36:00I should have said that.
00:36:01But yes,
00:36:03I do think you're beautiful.
00:36:04I barely know Beth.
00:36:06Opposing as my fiance
00:36:07was just to avoid a scandal.
00:36:10Honestly,
00:36:10I'd much rather be
00:36:11on an interview stage
00:36:12with you by my side.
00:36:14Not her.
00:36:15Topher.
00:36:16I know.
00:36:17We have to worry
00:36:18about the election.
00:36:19For one more week,
00:36:21I'll pretend to be with Beth.
00:36:22After that,
00:36:23all bets
00:36:24are off.
00:36:26Three minutes to air!
00:36:27Where's Beth?
00:36:28I'll go get her.
00:36:33My name is Beth,
00:36:35and Topher and I
00:36:36started dating
00:36:37five months ago.
00:36:43Just breathe.
00:36:44If I can herd cattle,
00:36:46I can manage
00:36:47a simple TV interview.
00:36:49One minute left.
00:37:01Come on, Beth.
00:37:02Let's go introduce
00:37:03the world on TV.
00:37:10My campaign manager
00:37:11told me exactly
00:37:12what to say.
00:37:13This will be a breeze.
00:37:18We meet the mysterious
00:37:19Beth,
00:37:20fiance of Senate candidate
00:37:22and formerly eligible
00:37:23bachelor,
00:37:24Christopher Stinnett.
00:37:26Tell us, Beth.
00:37:27How did you two meet?
00:37:28Okay.
00:37:29Just have to repeat the lines
00:37:31of the campaign script
00:37:32for us.
00:37:33Well, it's been a whirlwind.
00:37:34We started dating
00:37:35about five months ago.
00:37:37We met at a political event.
00:37:39That bar girl bitch intern Sarah
00:37:41disappeared again.
00:37:42Quiet.
00:37:43Topher and Beth
00:37:43are doing great.
00:37:44Sarah's the one
00:37:45who got Beth here.
00:37:46Beyond politics,
00:37:48what do you love about Beth
00:37:49as a person?
00:37:51Shit.
00:37:51I forgot to write
00:37:52an answer to that question.
00:37:54Come on, Topher.
00:37:56It shouldn't be a hard question
00:37:57to answer about
00:37:58your own fiance.
00:37:59What do you love
00:38:00about Beth?
00:38:02It shouldn't be a hard question
00:38:04to answer about
00:38:04your own fiance.
00:38:06What do you love
00:38:06about Beth?
00:38:08My fiance is so modest.
00:38:10We're not used
00:38:10to being in public together.
00:38:13You can answer.
00:38:14I won't be embarrassed.
00:38:15I don't know
00:38:17anything about Beth.
00:38:18I need to think
00:38:18about someone I know
00:38:19and have actual feelings for.
00:38:21Where's Sarah?
00:38:23Mr. Stinnett.
00:38:27What do I love about her?
00:38:29She has an upbeat
00:38:30and optimistic personality.
00:38:33She's charming and funny,
00:38:35but passionate
00:38:36about the things
00:38:36we both care about.
00:38:39She's beautiful
00:38:41and humble.
00:38:43Sarah is...
00:38:44She's talking about me?
00:38:45Sarah.
00:38:45The real me.
00:38:47Oh, did I say Sarah?
00:38:48Sarah is my middle name.
00:38:50That's right.
00:38:51Beth Sarah.
00:38:53Of course I was talking
00:38:54about Beth,
00:38:54my fiance.
00:38:56Well, same question
00:38:57for you, Beth.
00:38:58We know Christopher
00:38:59the politician.
00:39:01Tell us what you love
00:39:02about the man.
00:39:03We know Christopher
00:39:04the politician.
00:39:06Tell us what you love
00:39:07about the man.
00:39:10Beth is a private person.
00:39:12I don't want to put her
00:39:12on the spot.
00:39:13Well, this is a public
00:39:14TV interview.
00:39:15It's expected that she'll
00:39:16talk about your relationship.
00:39:18No, I don't think
00:39:19she has to.
00:39:20I don't mind.
00:39:21What do I love
00:39:22about Topher?
00:39:25There's something special
00:39:26about him.
00:39:27Yes, he is successful
00:39:30and handsome, powerful.
00:39:35But unlike other men
00:39:37like that, he's also kind.
00:39:39He has a big heart.
00:39:42He sees people for who they are,
00:39:45regardless of wealth
00:39:47or status.
00:39:49He respects and listens
00:39:50to everyone, even as interns.
00:39:55He makes them feel good.
00:39:58We have a surprise.
00:40:00Mr. Senate's opponent
00:40:01in this election,
00:40:02Senator Hessler,
00:40:02is called into our program.
00:40:04Senator, welcome.
00:40:06This is an interview
00:40:07between myself
00:40:07and my fiancée.
00:40:08We didn't discuss
00:40:10having my opponent.
00:40:10What's the matter, boy?
00:40:11I'm afraid to speak to me
00:40:13in front of the voters?
00:40:17No.
00:40:18Of course not.
00:40:20Welcome, Senator Hessler.
00:40:21Do you have a question
00:40:22for your opponent
00:40:23or for his fiancée, Beth?
00:40:25I do.
00:40:25It's funny.
00:40:27Beth claims to be
00:40:28an heir as a political donor,
00:40:29but I've been in politics
00:40:31a long time
00:40:31and neither I
00:40:32nor anyone I know
00:40:34has ever heard of her.
00:40:36She's a private person, Senator.
00:40:38I want the opportunity
00:40:39to meet her in person.
00:40:41Politics can be so nasty.
00:40:44But let's have a night
00:40:45where it isn't.
00:40:47There is a non-partisan
00:40:48charity fundraiser tomorrow night.
00:40:51I'll be there.
00:40:52Bring your fiancée, Beth, along.
00:40:55I have been here.
00:40:55I've never been
00:40:56to a black tie event before.
00:40:58The senator will expose me.
00:40:59Unless you're afraid
00:41:00to be together in public.
00:41:02Of course not.
00:41:04Beth will join me.
00:41:08Absolutely.
00:41:18How am I going to pull this off?
00:41:20I have never been
00:41:20to a black tie event.
00:41:22It'll be fun.
00:41:23The booze is free.
00:41:25I'm excited to go out with him,
00:41:27but not as Beth.
00:41:28I won't know how to act.
00:41:29I mean, do I put my pinky out
00:41:31when I'm sipping champagne?
00:41:33Only if you're the Queen of England
00:41:34or something.
00:41:35You will be fine.
00:41:37What are you so worried about?
00:41:39I just don't want to hurt Topher
00:41:40or his campaign.
00:41:42Wow.
00:41:43You've got a bad form, huh?
00:41:45A knight on the arm
00:41:46of your handsome crush.
00:41:48And you get to dress up
00:41:49and eat caviar
00:41:51and finally see
00:41:52how the other half lives.
00:41:54I'm jealous.
00:41:56You're going to need
00:41:56a fancy dress.
00:42:00Are you serious?
00:42:02Good thing I swiped this
00:42:03from the dry cleaner
00:42:03at the hotel.
00:42:04Well, a rich guest left it.
00:42:06I got you covered.
00:42:23Topher, darling,
00:42:24another glass of champagne?
00:42:26Yes, girl.
00:42:27Make him work for it.
00:42:28Do you think he'll like it?
00:42:29Like it?
00:42:30He'll be drooling.
00:42:33Sarah!
00:42:34It's me, Topher.
00:42:35I know it's late,
00:42:36but I need to see you.
00:42:36He's here to see me?
00:42:39But he can't see me like this.
00:42:42Sarah,
00:42:43the most eligible bachelor
00:42:45in the state
00:42:46is outside your door
00:42:47looking for you.
00:42:50No, Topher!
00:42:51Hold on, please!
00:42:52But he can't see me
00:42:53as Beth,
00:42:54so I just need you
00:42:55to go distract him.
00:42:57I brought you something.
00:42:58I'll just leave it
00:42:59outside for you here.
00:43:03I'll see you tomorrow, Sarah.
00:43:05Just one second!
00:43:08What has gone into you?
00:43:09I'm in,
00:43:10but distract him.
00:43:12Okay.
00:43:14Sarah!
00:43:15Oh!
00:43:16Hi!
00:43:17You're from the hotel.
00:43:19Stephanie, right?
00:43:20Yes, yes.
00:43:21Sarah will be out
00:43:21in a second.
00:43:22I was just leaving.
00:43:24Have fun, you two!
00:43:30What was that?
00:43:32Is everything okay?
00:43:36Wow!
00:43:37I told you
00:43:37I'd be done in a second.
00:43:39I heard a crash.
00:43:40I thought you might be hurt.
00:43:44What are you doing here?
00:43:45I, uh...
00:43:47I could make something up
00:43:49and say I needed help
00:43:50with a draft of my speech,
00:43:52but I don't.
00:43:54I came here to see you.
00:43:56I'm very thankful
00:43:57for all the help
00:43:58you've done
00:43:59with my campaign.
00:44:01Beth,
00:44:01wouldn't have done that interview
00:44:02if you hadn't convinced her.
00:44:04You were pretty convincing,
00:44:05all on your own.
00:44:06I wish I could say
00:44:07what I came here to say,
00:44:09but I have a fake fiancé.
00:44:12And after the election,
00:44:14when there's no
00:44:14worries about scandal,
00:44:16let's revisit this conversation.
00:44:18Okay.
00:44:21Good luck at the event tomorrow.
00:44:23I won't need luck
00:44:24if you're there.
00:44:27It's a black tie.
00:44:28I thought you might need
00:44:29something to wear.
00:44:37Topher,
00:44:37this is gorgeous.
00:44:40But I shouldn't be there
00:44:42as your intern.
00:44:43You're my assistant.
00:44:45I need you there with me.
00:44:46I want to thank you
00:44:47and Beth together.
00:44:50Good night, Sarah.
00:44:52Okay.
00:44:55And Beth.
00:44:56In the same room?
00:45:02Okay.
00:45:03Piece of cake.
00:45:04Just have to be two people
00:45:05in the same place tonight.
00:45:07Sarah, the campaign intern,
00:45:08and Beth,
00:45:10the heiress fiancé.
00:45:11Dumb hick.
00:45:12Where were you
00:45:13when they did the interview yesterday?
00:45:14You snuck away again.
00:45:16I don't know
00:45:17what you're talking about, Rebecca,
00:45:18but didn't the candidate
00:45:19talk to you about
00:45:20being nicer to me?
00:45:22Nice.
00:45:23How the hell am I supposed
00:45:24to be nice to a poor farm girl?
00:45:26Look at this knockoff dress.
00:45:28Let me see this cheap.
00:45:30It isn't cheap,
00:45:31so don't touch it.
00:45:33Too poor to remove
00:45:34the price tag?
00:45:35How the hell
00:45:36did you afford
00:45:37a designer dress?
00:45:39We are days
00:45:40out from an election
00:45:41and you're stealing?
00:45:42If anyone finds out,
00:45:43it'll be a scandal.
00:45:44I didn't steal it.
00:45:45It was a gift.
00:45:47Ha ha.
00:45:48From who?
00:45:49Special man in my life.
00:45:51What, do you think?
00:45:52You're Cinderella?
00:45:53Get lost.
00:45:54Intern,
00:45:55he's coming over
00:45:56to talk to me
00:45:56about how hot I look.
00:45:58Looking
00:45:59very handsome tonight, sir.
00:46:01Should we get a drink
00:46:03and do some
00:46:04political strategizing?
00:46:06Wow.
00:46:08Sarah, you look
00:46:08beautiful.
00:46:10Excuse me,
00:46:11she stole
00:46:12that dress.
00:46:14She stole
00:46:15that dress.
00:46:16It's not stealing
00:46:18if it's a gift.
00:46:21What?
00:46:23Who in their right mind
00:46:24would buy a farm girl designer?
00:46:26Am I not
00:46:27my right mind?
00:46:28I bought it
00:46:29for Sarah.
00:46:30What?
00:46:32Ugh!
00:46:42Looky, looky.
00:46:44The sex creep candidate
00:46:46flirting with the
00:46:48poor young intern
00:46:50behind his
00:46:51fiance's back.
00:46:53And speaking
00:46:54of your fiance's back.
00:46:55I gotta go change
00:46:56into Beth, Topher.
00:46:57Just hang on.
00:46:58Your concern
00:46:59for my personal life
00:47:00is touching,
00:47:01Senator.
00:47:02My fiance will
00:47:03be right here.
00:47:04Isn't that right?
00:47:08Mr. Stinnick,
00:47:09where's your lovely
00:47:10fiance?
00:47:11Yes, and when
00:47:12exactly are you
00:47:13going to be marrying
00:47:14that pretty girl?
00:47:15Yeah!
00:47:15Topher,
00:47:17where is she?
00:47:18Your woman
00:47:19isn't here
00:47:20in five seconds.
00:47:22You will
00:47:23be destroyed,
00:47:25I'm telling you.
00:47:33Darling,
00:47:34is this cranky
00:47:36old man bothering you?
00:47:37Only a little,
00:47:38darling fiance.
00:47:40Shall we sit
00:47:41for dinner?
00:47:47I have been
00:47:48dying
00:47:49to meet
00:47:50you,
00:47:51Beth.
00:47:53I think
00:47:54you're a fraud.
00:47:55And I'm going to be
00:47:56watching you
00:47:57all night long
00:47:59like a hawk!
00:48:00Oh, shit.
00:48:01What am I supposed
00:48:02to do during
00:48:02a five-course meal?
00:48:04Why are there
00:48:04so many forks
00:48:05and spoons?
00:48:06Ladies and gentlemen,
00:48:08as your senator,
00:48:10I am proud
00:48:11to be raising
00:48:12money for,
00:48:14for,
00:48:15my Bobby boy,
00:48:17on the family
00:48:17community council.
00:48:18Yes!
00:48:19Family values!
00:48:21Which my opponent,
00:48:23Stenet,
00:48:23has none of.
00:48:24First,
00:48:25a prostitute,
00:48:26and then a
00:48:28sudden fiancé,
00:48:29we know nothing
00:48:30about.
00:48:32Senator,
00:48:33this isn't
00:48:34a political event.
00:48:35It's charity.
00:48:36Leave the nasty
00:48:38politics aside
00:48:39for the night.
00:48:42I'm sorry,
00:48:43you have to sleep
00:48:43without the night.
00:48:44It's okay.
00:48:45Just pluck my nose
00:48:47when I'm around.
00:48:48Smart.
00:48:49His odor's legendary.
00:48:53Beth!
00:48:55You're an heiress
00:48:56and a political donor.
00:49:00Hmm, funny.
00:49:01Politics is such
00:49:03a small world
00:49:04after all,
00:49:05and I have
00:49:06never seen
00:49:07or heard
00:49:08of you
00:49:08until now.
00:49:10It's funny.
00:49:11I hadn't heard
00:49:12of you either
00:49:13until you started
00:49:14attacking the rights
00:49:15of women
00:49:15and working people.
00:49:16A wealthy heiress
00:49:18who doesn't know
00:49:19basic banquet
00:49:21table etiquette.
00:49:22Ha!
00:49:24Beth,
00:49:25are you alright?
00:49:26Of course she knows.
00:49:29It's the fort.
00:49:30Don't go church,
00:49:31stinnet.
00:49:32A rich heiress
00:49:33who doesn't know
00:49:35which is the salad fork.
00:49:37What else are you hiding?
00:49:40Senator,
00:49:41these elitist banquets
00:49:42are a little pretentious.
00:49:44I may be rich,
00:49:45but
00:49:46in my heart,
00:49:47I'm working class.
00:49:49The kind of people
00:49:50who don't give a damn
00:49:51much fork to use.
00:49:54like Christopher.
00:49:56I support his campaign
00:49:58because he's a candidate
00:49:59for the people,
00:50:00not the elites
00:50:01like you are,
00:50:02Senator.
00:50:03Ha ha ha!
00:50:04Nice try, girl.
00:50:06My name is Beth,
00:50:07not girl.
00:50:09I'm an independent woman
00:50:10who thinks for myself,
00:50:11the kind of woman
00:50:12you fear,
00:50:13because we're going
00:50:14to vote to kick
00:50:15your sexist butt
00:50:16out of office
00:50:16this election.
00:50:18Damn, Beth.
00:50:19Well played.
00:50:20This is outrageous.
00:50:22This is a charity event.
00:50:25This is not a woman's
00:50:26right,
00:50:27feminist,
00:50:28Nazi gathering.
00:50:29If you're so rich,
00:50:32where did you get
00:50:33your money?
00:50:34I want to see
00:50:34your taxes.
00:50:35I want to see
00:50:36your birth certificate.
00:50:37And I demand
00:50:39to know anything.
00:50:41Lady!
00:50:42Is done
00:50:43with your sexist
00:50:44interrogation, Senator.
00:50:47Come on, my lady.
00:50:48Stance.
00:50:53Sorry.
00:50:55I know this is
00:50:56one you signed up for,
00:50:57but I really
00:50:57appreciate it.
00:50:59It's okay.
00:51:00I'm having fun with you.
00:51:07Is something wrong?
00:51:09I'm sorry, Beth.
00:51:10I really appreciate
00:51:11you signed up
00:51:12to be my fake fiance
00:51:13in order to save
00:51:14my campaign,
00:51:15but I had my heart
00:51:16set on someone else.
00:51:18someone I have
00:51:18really real feelings for.
00:51:20Maybe even love.
00:51:21Who is it?
00:51:23I shouldn't act on it
00:51:25because it would be
00:51:25a scandal.
00:51:26The senator
00:51:27and press would devour me
00:51:28because she's my intern.
00:51:31I think I'm in love
00:51:32with my assistant, Sarah.
00:51:35Really?
00:51:41Oh, my God.
00:51:42He loves me.
00:51:43What?
00:51:43Should I tell him
00:51:44I feel the same way?
00:51:47Well,
00:51:48I know Sarah
00:51:50and I'm certain
00:51:51that she feels
00:51:51the same about you.
00:51:53Beth,
00:51:54that's the best news
00:51:54I've ever heard.
00:51:55Do you know where Sarah is?
00:51:56I need to talk to her.
00:51:57I want to talk to...
00:52:00she wants to
00:52:01talk to you, too.
00:52:04She'll meet you
00:52:05in your office
00:52:05after this event.
00:52:07Perfect.
00:52:08Thank you, Beth.
00:52:12I'm sorry.
00:52:20He loves me.
00:52:21He loves me!
00:52:23But how will he react
00:52:25when I tell him
00:52:25I've been pretending
00:52:26to be Beth?
00:52:27Will he hate me for it?
00:52:30Sarah.
00:52:32I need to see you.
00:52:34Me, too.
00:52:35Topher,
00:52:35I need to tell you something.
00:52:36It's something that
00:52:37I've been meaning to tell you
00:52:38for a long time, but...
00:52:41Not now, guys.
00:52:42Yes, now.
00:52:43The intern can wait.
00:52:44Uh, what is the intern
00:52:45doing here,
00:52:46lonely with you?
00:52:47Sarah and I need
00:52:47a few minutes alone
00:52:48to speak.
00:52:49Just give us a few minutes.
00:52:50This is important.
00:52:51A lot more important
00:52:52than whatever you need
00:52:53to talk to some
00:52:54barm girl intern about.
00:52:55You're rising fast
00:52:56in the polls
00:52:57and it's days
00:52:57before the election.
00:52:58You're tied with
00:52:59Senator Hessler.
00:52:59It's all thanks
00:53:00to your relationship
00:53:01with Beth.
00:53:02People love her.
00:53:03She's our secret weapon.
00:53:05Seriously?
00:53:06People love me,
00:53:07but not the real me.
00:53:09The rich blonde
00:53:10I've been pretending
00:53:11to be.
00:53:12Politics is so ridiculous.
00:53:14I see.
00:53:15I see.
00:53:15It's good news.
00:53:16Just give us a few
00:53:17minutes to talk.
00:53:18No time.
00:53:18We have to do a press
00:53:19conference to keep
00:53:20the momentum going.
00:53:23That's...
00:53:23Wait!
00:53:26We're not doing any
00:53:26press conferences
00:53:27until I have a moment
00:53:28alone with Sarah.
00:53:29Now.
00:53:30Jesus, get your priorities
00:53:31straight.
00:53:32What could you possibly
00:53:33need to talk to her
00:53:33about now?
00:53:42Sir, I've been dying
00:53:43to get you alone
00:53:44for a moment.
00:53:45Too, Topher.
00:53:46I know it's dangerous
00:53:47and scandalous,
00:53:48but I need to tell you
00:53:49that I...
00:53:53Wait.
00:54:02You're Beth.
00:54:04It's you.
00:54:06It's you.
00:54:08You're Beth.
00:54:09Topher, I wanted
00:54:10to tell you, but I...
00:54:11Sarah.
00:54:12Beth.
00:54:13Whoever you are.
00:54:14Why?
00:54:15I had hardly left
00:54:17the farm my entire
00:54:18life before I came
00:54:19here.
00:54:19But I came here
00:54:20because of you.
00:54:21Because I believed
00:54:22in your campaign.
00:54:23You inspired me.
00:54:25That doesn't explain
00:54:26why you pretended
00:54:26to be a socialite.
00:54:27I wasn't pretending.
00:54:28I was just having fun.
00:54:30I didn't know
00:54:30it was you that night.
00:54:31But then...
00:54:33Then we had
00:54:34that night together.
00:54:36A beautiful,
00:54:38magical night.
00:54:41Then I came
00:54:42to the office
00:54:42and you walked in
00:54:44and I knew
00:54:45that if anyone
00:54:46found out
00:54:47you weren't sleeping
00:54:48with your intern...
00:54:49It would ruin
00:54:50my campaign.
00:54:51I had to protect
00:54:53you, Topher.
00:54:54So I pretended
00:54:55to be Beth.
00:54:59Say something, Topher.
00:55:00Please.
00:55:02I have feelings
00:55:03for you, Sarah.
00:55:06I can't.
00:55:07If anyone found out
00:55:08Senator Hessler
00:55:09used this information
00:55:10to destroy you,
00:55:11it would ruin
00:55:12both of us.
00:55:13I'm willing to take
00:55:14that risk.
00:55:16But I can't.
00:55:18I believe in you.
00:55:20Your campaign
00:55:21is too important
00:55:22and I can't jeopardize it.
00:55:24But I love you.
00:55:27Now if he gets
00:55:28intimate with his assistant,
00:55:29it's game over
00:55:30for all of us.
00:55:32So keep it professional.
00:55:34Please.
00:55:36Don't.
00:55:41Hey, what's going on?
00:55:44The press is outside.
00:55:46They want a statement
00:55:46about your rising polls.
00:55:49Come on,
00:55:49the election's tied.
00:55:56What the hell
00:55:57does he need
00:55:57to talk to you
00:55:58about so badly?
00:55:59It's nothing.
00:55:59It's none of your business.
00:56:04You're so important
00:56:05to him.
00:56:08This is his speech.
00:56:10Make yourself useful.
00:56:11And give it to him.
00:56:13Now.
00:56:16Hurry.
00:56:20Now you'll be fired.
00:56:23Hick.
00:56:32It's just your speech.
00:56:40Thank you all
00:56:41for coming tonight.
00:56:42I'm here to talk
00:56:42about an urgent issue.
00:57:05You know,
00:57:07I could stand up here
00:57:08and give you all
00:57:09a scripted speech
00:57:10like most politicians,
00:57:12but I'm a different
00:57:13candidate.
00:57:15So why don't we
00:57:16flip the script?
00:57:18You ask me any question
00:57:19and I will answer.
00:57:22Any questions?
00:57:30This is a serious campaign
00:57:32to defeat an evil senator.
00:57:34But how am I supposed
00:57:35to win
00:57:35if my own staff
00:57:37is sabotaging me
00:57:38with a blank speech?
00:57:39Who gave him
00:57:40the speech?
00:57:42Who?
00:57:43Farm girl did it.
00:57:45I saw her give
00:57:46the speech to him.
00:57:47No, that's not true.
00:57:48So you didn't
00:57:49give him the papers.
00:57:50No, yes.
00:57:51I did give him
00:57:52the paper.
00:57:53Are you trying
00:57:53to sabotage us?
00:57:55Are you working
00:57:56for Senator Hessler?
00:57:58I didn't do the...
00:57:59But we have to fire her.
00:58:00That's right.
00:58:01Fire the incompetent.
00:58:04Wait.
00:58:06Rebecca gave me
00:58:07the papers
00:58:07and told me
00:58:08to give them to him.
00:58:10You pathetic,
00:58:11lying hick.
00:58:12I'm not a liar.
00:58:14And stop
00:58:14calling me a hick.
00:58:16Enough.
00:58:18I can't believe
00:58:19that Sarah
00:58:20would do this.
00:58:22She's a good person.
00:58:23I want her to stick around
00:58:23no matter what.
00:58:24She gave you
00:58:25the papers.
00:58:26There's one easy way
00:58:27to prove this.
00:58:28Check the printer ID.
00:58:30See who printed out
00:58:31these pages.
00:58:32What?
00:58:32But Sarah did it.
00:58:34She did it.
00:58:35Case closed.
00:58:37The end.
00:58:38Fire her.
00:58:38Case is closed,
00:58:39Rebecca.
00:58:40Your ID code
00:58:41was used
00:58:42to print the pages out.
00:58:45No.
00:58:47It's not
00:58:47what it looks like.
00:58:48This is your
00:58:49final warning.
00:58:50You do one more
00:58:51thing to ruin my
00:58:52campaign
00:58:53or demean Sarah
00:58:54one more time.
00:58:55And you're fired.
00:58:58I need to speak
00:58:59with you.
00:59:00Alone.
00:59:00Topher.
00:59:02Mr. Stinnett.
00:59:04I can't.
00:59:06I won't be the
00:59:07reason you lose
00:59:08the election.
00:59:09So...
00:59:10to keep
00:59:11the profession.
00:59:12Wait.
00:59:13Sarah.
00:59:13Sir!
00:59:15You're needed
00:59:16in the film studio
00:59:17for your final
00:59:18campaign, Ed.
00:59:19Forget about
00:59:20the intern.
00:59:20We need to go.
00:59:22Now.
00:59:23I'm only going
00:59:24if Sarah goes.
00:59:29Why?
00:59:30Senator Hessler's
00:59:32reckless, I...
00:59:34I mean,
00:59:35radical ideas.
00:59:37Cut.
00:59:38Topher,
00:59:39what's going on?
00:59:40I'm fine.
00:59:41Let's just go for
00:59:41another take.
00:59:42What the hell
00:59:42did you do for him,
00:59:43girl?
00:59:44What did you say
00:59:44to him in his office?
00:59:46For once in your life,
00:59:47Rebecca, just leave me alone.
00:59:49Leave you alone?
00:59:50I don't know what you did,
00:59:52but I know that this is
00:59:53somehow your fault.
00:59:54You screwed with
00:59:55the candidate's mind,
00:59:56and now he's going to lose.
00:59:57No, I only want him to win.
00:59:59Well,
01:00:00whatever you're doing,
01:00:01you're doing a terrible job.
01:00:02Idiot.
01:00:04Action.
01:00:05I'm Christopher Stinnett.
01:00:06Vote for me,
01:00:07Stinnett.
01:00:08Stinnett.
01:00:09Vote for the Stinnett.
01:00:10And I'm here to talk about
01:00:11love.
01:00:15Love.
01:00:16Cut!
01:00:16Cut!
01:00:17Topher,
01:00:18what's going on?
01:00:22Why are you looking
01:00:23at an...
01:00:25an intern?
01:00:27Mr. Stinnett,
01:00:29I'm here.
01:00:30I just want to see
01:00:30you do your best.
01:00:32I know you can win this,
01:00:34so...
01:00:35let's see it.
01:00:36Let's go.
01:00:37Again, another take.
01:00:42Senator Hessler
01:00:43runs on fear and hatred.
01:00:46I'm a different
01:00:46kind of candidate.
01:00:47I believe
01:00:48everyone deserves
01:00:49respect and admiration.
01:00:51Whether you're
01:00:51a high-powered CEO
01:00:52or a working girl
01:00:54on a farm,
01:00:54I believe that everyone
01:00:55should follow their heart
01:00:56and their passions,
01:00:58whether it's popular
01:00:59or not.
01:01:00love conquers hate
01:01:02and love
01:01:03is worth
01:01:04taking this for.
01:01:05This election,
01:01:06don't let fear
01:01:07control you.
01:01:08Follow your heart.
01:01:10Vote
01:01:10for love.
01:01:12I'm Christopher Stinnett
01:01:13and I approve
01:01:14this message.
01:01:15Cut!
01:01:17That was fantastic!
01:01:19Bravo!
01:01:20Woo!
01:01:21What's gotten
01:01:22into you, man?
01:01:25Let's keep filming.
01:01:27You can give orders
01:01:27to your intern later.
01:01:29I'm tired of later.
01:01:30I want to talk now.
01:01:34Mr. Stinnett.
01:01:35Don't call me
01:01:35Mr. Stinnett.
01:01:37To you,
01:01:37Mr. Stinnett.
01:01:40Excuse me?
01:01:42Where are you going?
01:01:43That was great, sir.
01:01:47Before you say anything,
01:01:50Sarah,
01:01:51I want you.
01:01:52I need you.
01:01:54Tofer,
01:01:54what about the election?
01:01:55Screw politics.
01:01:56You're more important.
01:01:57I don't care
01:01:58how it affects the campaign.
01:02:00I want to be together
01:02:01for real,
01:02:02if you do.
01:02:30I want to be together.
01:02:52That was so beautiful.
01:02:55Sarah,
01:02:56I want to thank you.
01:02:57For what?
01:02:58You've made me happy.
01:02:59Truly happy.
01:03:00I've been so focused
01:03:02on my career.
01:03:04I've never had a chance
01:03:05to feel love like this.
01:03:06I feel the same way.
01:03:08When I win,
01:03:09the first thing I'm going to do
01:03:10is let the whole world know
01:03:11you're my girl.
01:03:13You will win,
01:03:14Mr.
01:03:16future senator.
01:03:18We need to commemorate
01:03:19this moment with a drink.
01:03:22Be careful.
01:03:25Ouch.
01:03:27Are you okay?
01:03:29Yeah,
01:03:29I just cut my finger.
01:03:31Don't move.
01:03:34I don't want to let you
01:03:35get hurt again.
01:03:37It's not a big deal.
01:03:41Don't move.
01:03:57I don't care if season's together.
01:03:58I'm still your intern.
01:04:00The world still thinks you're engaged to Beth.
01:04:08We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:10Damn.
01:04:11What's going on?
01:04:12Are you having an affair?
01:04:15Is there someone in here?
01:04:17I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:19Get out.
01:04:20This is a political campaign.
01:04:21There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:25Oh.
01:04:26Sorry.
01:04:27Beth.
01:04:28I...
01:04:29Topher,
01:04:29I didn't realize you were with your fiancée.
01:04:31What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:33Can't handle all the candidates' passion in the bedroom?
01:04:35Enough, Rebecca.
01:04:36Get out.
01:04:38I apologize, sir.
01:04:40I came to tell you we're officially tied in the polls.
01:04:43We'll see you in the morning.
01:04:47Did you hear that?
01:04:49It's a few more days without any scandals,
01:04:51and you'll be a U.S. senator.
01:04:53I think that calls for some celebration.
01:04:55So,
01:04:57where were we?
01:05:03Mom, girl, give me a pen quickly.
01:05:07Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:09Excuse me.
01:05:10No, why would you fire me?
01:05:12I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:13I called Beth.
01:05:14Topher,
01:05:15I wasn't sure if I should come,
01:05:17but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:19Holy shit.
01:05:22Holy shit.
01:05:26You are Beth.
01:05:27Becca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:29You lying slut.
01:05:32I don't know how it works on the corn farm,
01:05:35but in the real world,
01:05:36there are consequences.
01:05:38Do you know what this means?
01:05:41A candidate for Senate
01:05:43sleeping with his intern?
01:05:46This will be a huge scandal.
01:05:48Christopher will lose the election.
01:05:51Thank you for the reminder,
01:05:52but no one will know
01:05:53if you don't...
01:05:54How did a dumb,
01:05:57poor farm girl like you
01:05:59seduce the hottest,
01:06:01most eligible bachelor in the state?
01:06:03Did you drug him or something?
01:06:05He should have been mine.
01:06:07Please keep your voice down.
01:06:09What is going on?
01:06:11I warned you
01:06:12about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:14I just found out
01:06:14you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:17Not only is it shocking,
01:06:19it'll end your career.
01:06:21I know
01:06:22that you do not care about her,
01:06:24so just dump her now
01:06:26and we'll figure it out.
01:06:28I don't care about her.
01:06:32I love her.
01:06:35I don't care about her.
01:06:39I love her.
01:06:43Sorry, I was on a call.
01:06:44What's going on here?
01:06:46Topher,
01:06:47I need your help
01:06:47finalizing this press release.
01:06:49Let's go.
01:06:51He should be mine.
01:06:52You stupid,
01:06:53lying,
01:06:55slutty,
01:06:55corn-growing hick.
01:06:56For the last time,
01:06:58my family
01:06:58grows Brussels sprouts.
01:07:00And remember what happened
01:07:01the last time you called me a hick?
01:07:03Topher threatened
01:07:03to fire you.
01:07:05Just think what my boyfriend
01:07:06will do when he finds out.
01:07:10Oh no.
01:07:11Poor girl,
01:07:11you should really be more careful.
01:07:19I'm fine.
01:07:21Okay.
01:07:23Did you do this?
01:07:24What?
01:07:26No,
01:07:27of course not.
01:07:28I warned you,
01:07:29Rebecca.
01:07:31If the hick says
01:07:32I pushed her,
01:07:33she's lying.
01:07:34I warned you
01:07:34about the name-calling.
01:07:36I will not tolerate
01:07:38members of my staff
01:07:39being cruel.
01:07:40I didn't.
01:07:41Enough!
01:07:42You're fired.
01:07:43What?
01:07:45That stupid bitch lied.
01:07:48No,
01:07:49Topher,
01:07:49you can't fire your senior staff
01:07:50this close to election night.
01:07:52Yes, I can.
01:07:54You evil bitch.
01:07:56I'll make you pay.
01:07:58This is a big mistake.
01:08:03I will always protect you,
01:08:05Sarah.
01:08:06I know,
01:08:07Topher.
01:08:08But aren't you worried
01:08:09now that she knows
01:08:10that she's gonna go
01:08:11and tell Senator Hustler
01:08:12and the media
01:08:13you're sleeping
01:08:13with your intern?
01:08:14As long as I can be with you.
01:08:17What?
01:08:18Don't worry.
01:08:19Rebecca's just jealous.
01:08:20She cares about this campaign
01:08:21too much to destroy it.
01:08:23I don't care about that right now.
01:08:25All I care about is you.
01:08:28Did you mean it?
01:08:30When you said that you loved me.
01:08:32Of course I did.
01:08:34I love you,
01:08:35Sarah.
01:08:37I love you too.
01:08:45Uh, Sarah,
01:08:47let me think about this line
01:08:48for the debate tonight.
01:08:52I like it.
01:08:54Glad you like it.
01:08:57Ahem.
01:09:00I think that's enough
01:09:00input from the intern.
01:09:03We have an election tomorrow
01:09:04and a debate
01:09:05against Hustler
01:09:07in a couple of hours.
01:09:08No more distractions.
01:09:10Let's go.
01:09:13Come on,
01:09:14get your head in the game.
01:09:15Trust me,
01:09:15I'm all round up.
01:09:17Sarah,
01:09:18would you care to join us?
01:09:19No,
01:09:19Topher,
01:09:19she's not coming.
01:09:20You're engaged to Beth.
01:09:22I'm not going to let the media
01:09:24see the lusty ways
01:09:24you look at your intern.
01:09:26She's not coming.
01:09:34When he goes low,
01:09:36you go high.
01:09:37In the debate,
01:09:38I need you to emphasize
01:09:39love over hate.
01:09:41Hey,
01:09:41right here.
01:09:42Get that?
01:09:43Yeah.
01:09:44Where's Sarah?
01:09:47Sarah,
01:09:47Sarah,
01:09:49Sarah,
01:09:54yes,
01:09:55I'm Sarah
01:09:55from the Christopher Stinnett campaign.
01:09:57He's expecting me.
01:09:58Hello, Sarah.
01:09:59Yes,
01:10:00here you are.
01:10:01Hmm?
01:10:03His campaign manager
01:10:04specifically told me
01:10:05to keep you out.
01:10:06Go away.
01:10:08But...
01:10:17Hi,
01:10:17I'm here for my fiancée's interview.
01:10:19My name's...
01:10:20I know you are.
01:10:21Your Beth,
01:10:22please.
01:10:22Go right in.
01:10:24Oh,
01:10:24and good luck tonight.
01:10:28Sarah,
01:10:29I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:31You're my good luck, child.
01:10:37Sorry.
01:10:38Beth,
01:10:38I...
01:10:39What?
01:10:39Wait.
01:10:41Sarah?
01:10:41You're sleeping with your intern?
01:10:49Oh my God.
01:10:50Beth doesn't even exist.
01:10:52It's been Sarah this whole time?
01:10:54Calm down.
01:10:56I ordered you not to come here.
01:10:58You're a scandal waiting to happen.
01:11:01We're in love.
01:11:01He wants me at this debate.
01:11:03You stupid.
01:11:04Hey!
01:11:05That's my girl.
01:11:07Your girl?
01:11:08Jesus,
01:11:09Topher,
01:11:10this is a disaster.
01:11:11You've let this little farm girl hijack your entire campaign.
01:11:16Dump her now
01:11:18and kick her out
01:11:19or I'll resign as your campaign manager.
01:11:23Sarah,
01:11:25the election is in two days.
01:11:27I can't do this without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:30Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:31You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:33What?
01:11:34Your services are no longer needed.
01:11:38Good luck winning without me.
01:11:43Listen.
01:11:46Go out there.
01:11:48Kick some girls,
01:11:49this man.
01:11:55Hey, farm slut.
01:11:58Becca,
01:11:59Topher fired you.
01:12:00What are you doing?
01:12:01Oh, you didn't hear?
01:12:03I'm working for Senator Hussle.
01:12:05And I told him everything.
01:12:07How Topher is sleeping with you,
01:12:09his intern.
01:12:13This debate is about to be a bloodbath.
01:12:21I can't believe you defected to the enemy
01:12:23because you hate me that much.
01:12:25You really are spineless.
01:12:27What are you going to do about it, farm girl?
01:12:29Try and fight me?
01:12:32No.
01:12:33I don't fight.
01:12:34I go to war.
01:12:37We are live for the Senate debate
01:12:39between Senator Hessler
01:12:40and his challenger,
01:12:41Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:44That's a lie, Senator.
01:12:46We saw you fire a gun indoors
01:12:49at a press conference.
01:12:50We all saw the video.
01:12:52What video?
01:12:54If there was a video
01:12:56with an AI fake,
01:12:59you are really getting nasty
01:13:01in the dirt
01:13:03like a farm girl.
01:13:07You and your boyfriend
01:13:08are about to be drowning in scandal.
01:13:10And speaking of farm girls,
01:13:13you have one as your intern, right?
01:13:17Stinnett.
01:13:18Are you sleeping with your intern?
01:13:21You are having
01:13:24an unethical, immoral,
01:13:28disgusting,
01:13:29torture,
01:13:31affair with one of your employees.
01:13:33Your intern!
01:13:35I...
01:13:36Hang on.
01:13:38No.
01:13:39This.
01:13:45What are you smiling about?
01:13:47Your boyfriend
01:13:47is about to be destroyed.
01:13:51Topher sees the best in people.
01:13:53But on the farm,
01:13:54I learned to trust my gut.
01:13:56I knew you would do something
01:13:57desperate when he fired you.
01:14:00So I prepared for this.
01:14:02You rang, Sarah?
01:14:04How the hell can a maid help you?
01:14:08All you have to do
01:14:09is tell the truth.
01:14:19Candy!
01:14:20I mean,
01:14:21who are you?
01:14:22You've spent your entire campaign
01:14:24mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:26Now it's time for me
01:14:27to give you a taste
01:14:28of your own medicine.
01:14:30Aw, come on,
01:14:32Senator H.
01:14:33You know me.
01:14:35I didn't sleep with your opponent
01:14:37like you paid me to.
01:14:39But I sure did sleep
01:14:41with you, big boy.
01:14:45I am a religious,
01:14:47immoral family man,
01:14:48and I did not have sex
01:14:51with this woman.
01:15:01Now turn that damn thing off!
01:15:03We have a bigger scandal
01:15:05right here.
01:15:06Topher is not only
01:15:07screwing his intern,
01:15:10his fiance isn't real.
01:15:12He lied, he lied, he lied.
01:15:15Christopher Stanton,
01:15:17he slept with his intern
01:15:18then he lied to all of you
01:15:20to pretend that his fiance
01:15:22was a social liar.
01:15:24Ha!
01:15:28I...
01:15:29After we destroy your life tonight,
01:15:31you'll have no choice
01:15:32but to run home
01:15:33to your little corn farm.
01:15:35I...
01:15:35I...
01:15:36I...
01:15:37You lied!
01:15:38Admit it!
01:15:39And then drop out of this race
01:15:41in disgrace!
01:15:42You fool!
01:15:50You're right.
01:15:52I wasn't honest
01:15:53about my personal life.
01:15:55You all deserve
01:15:57the truth
01:15:58straight from me.
01:15:59Scandal!
01:16:01Godless,
01:16:02unethical,
01:16:03immoral,
01:16:04lying!
01:16:05S-O-B!
01:16:06I did lie.
01:16:09But the difference
01:16:10between us,
01:16:12you lie for cruelty
01:16:13and power.
01:16:15I did it for love.
01:16:19Sarah,
01:16:20I love you
01:16:21and I want everyone
01:16:22to know it.
01:16:23I care more about you
01:16:24than I care about
01:16:25winning this election.
01:16:28Will you please
01:16:28come on to the debate stage
01:16:29with me?
01:16:30He wants me
01:16:31to go on national TV?
01:16:33Don't do it, Hick.
01:16:34I can do this.
01:16:36For Topher.
01:16:42What in the hell
01:16:43are you doing?
01:16:45This is a TPD,
01:16:47a televised political debate!
01:16:49You can't bring props!
01:16:50You think all women
01:16:51are objects?
01:16:53Sarah
01:16:54is not
01:16:55a prop.
01:16:57This is highly irregular.
01:16:59This is cheating.
01:17:00This is rigging
01:17:01the election.
01:17:02And this girl's
01:17:03got no
01:17:03No.
01:17:05My name is Sarah,
01:17:06not girl.
01:17:08You want to talk
01:17:09about rights?
01:17:10You've been fighting
01:17:12to take away
01:17:12women's rights,
01:17:13Senator.
01:17:14You've demeaned
01:17:15and degraded women
01:17:16for far too long.
01:17:18Shut up.
01:17:19Sit down, woman!
01:17:21No.
01:17:22I'm showing you
01:17:23what it's like
01:17:24to finally have
01:17:24a powerful woman
01:17:25stand up to you,
01:17:26you sexist woman.
01:17:29Give him hell, babe.
01:17:31I'm not his intern.
01:17:33I'm his campaign manager.
01:17:37What?
01:17:37When I first
01:17:38met this woman,
01:17:39it was a case
01:17:40of mistaken identity.
01:17:42I didn't know
01:17:43she was my intern,
01:17:44and she didn't know
01:17:45I was her boss.
01:17:46Topher thought
01:17:46I was a socialite
01:17:47named Beth.
01:17:48And because
01:17:49Senator Hessler
01:17:50is a psychopath
01:17:52who was stalking
01:17:53Topher
01:17:53in an attempt
01:17:54to bring him down,
01:17:56I was afraid
01:17:57to create a scandal.
01:17:58So yes,
01:17:59I pretended
01:18:00to be Beth
01:18:01in public.
01:18:02But I didn't
01:18:02fall in love
01:18:03with Beth.
01:18:04I fell in love
01:18:05with Sarah.
01:18:07Some things
01:18:07are more important
01:18:08than elections,
01:18:09than politics.
01:18:11But I love you,
01:18:12Sarah.
01:18:14Win, win,
01:18:14or lose,
01:18:15I want to be with you.
01:18:17OMG,
01:18:18I am so confused.
01:18:20Is it Beth?
01:18:21Is it Sarah?
01:18:22Is it Clark Kent?
01:18:23Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:24Either way,
01:18:25you guys had
01:18:25an illicit affair
01:18:26and you lied
01:18:27about your engagement.
01:18:28For once,
01:18:29Senator,
01:18:30you're right.
01:18:32We're not engaged.
01:18:34But I'm here
01:18:35to correct that.
01:18:45Sarah,
01:18:46I love you.
01:18:47Whether I win
01:18:48or lose this election,
01:18:49I don't want
01:18:49to lose you.
01:18:51Will you marry me?
01:18:53Yes,
01:18:53of course
01:18:54I'll marry you.
01:19:00Woo!
01:19:04Ah,
01:19:04no!
01:19:06I will have you
01:19:08criminally investigated.
01:19:10I've done it before.
01:19:12I've stolen so much money
01:19:14from the Senate.
01:19:15I'm a wretch
01:19:16and I'll use this money
01:19:17to destroy you
01:19:18and to bribe prosecutors
01:19:20to investigate you.
01:19:22Ha!
01:19:24No!
01:19:25Senator,
01:19:25stop talking!
01:19:28It's about time
01:19:29you admitted to your crime,
01:19:30Senator.
01:19:31Hey, I didn't mean it.
01:19:34It's all
01:19:34taken out of context.
01:19:36If you see a clip of me
01:19:38on some video
01:19:39admitting crimes,
01:19:40it is a
01:19:41fake AI video
01:19:43of cheap, fake, fake news.
01:19:44What?
01:19:45Can you do a commercial
01:19:46now?
01:19:47What?
01:19:58Senator,
01:19:59we can figure this out.
01:20:01Silence,
01:20:02you incompetent woman!
01:20:03Go!
01:20:04Talk to the media!
01:20:06Get them
01:20:07to report spinach scandal!
01:20:10I tried.
01:20:11They don't care.
01:20:12They love him
01:20:13and his farm girl love story.
01:20:16Farm girl?
01:20:16Oh, that is kind of hot.
01:20:18I can't lose this direction.
01:20:20Election!
01:20:22Oh, shark!
01:20:23Oh, shark!
01:20:26Oh, oh.
01:20:31No matter what happens,
01:20:33we ran a good campaign.
01:20:35I'm forever grateful
01:20:36for all of you who have helped.
01:20:39No regrets.
01:20:41You crushed Senator Hessler
01:20:42in the debate,
01:20:43but he has a big base of support.
01:20:46This will be an extremely close election.
01:20:4950-50 coin toss.
01:20:51You need to relax.
01:20:52Come with me.
01:20:58As your campaign manager,
01:21:00I disagree with the staff.
01:21:02The voters don't want cruelty.
01:21:04They want hope.
01:21:06I think you'll win in a landslide.
01:21:08I hope so.
01:21:10But if I lose,
01:21:12it's not your fault.
01:21:13No matter what,
01:21:14I still love you
01:21:15and I can't wait to marry you.
01:21:17Me too.
01:21:18But you won't lose.
01:21:20An election this close
01:21:21will take hours
01:21:22for the results that come in.
01:21:24I think I will know
01:21:25what we can do
01:21:26to kill some time together.
01:21:29They're about to call it.
01:21:35Senator Hessler
01:21:36has been defeated.
01:21:38It is a landslide
01:21:40for Christopher Stinnett,
01:21:41our new U.S. Senator.
01:21:45Yes!
01:21:46Yeah!
01:21:49Yes!
01:21:51Senator.
01:21:52Mr. Senator-elect.
01:21:56Sarah.
01:21:58He won because of you.
01:22:00You were right.
01:22:02Congratulations, both of you,
01:22:03on a great victory
01:22:05and a great sacrifice.
01:22:10Yes!
01:22:12Yeah!
01:22:14Yeah!
01:22:15I know, I know, I know, I know.
01:22:18Senator, she's coming.
01:22:29I'm the luckiest man in Washington.
01:22:31Because I have you.
01:22:36I know what you want.
01:22:38When I left the farm, I wanted to help change the world.
01:22:42But I never imagined I would end up here.
01:22:45Okay, let's get to the end.
01:22:47And now I pronounce you Senator and wife.
01:23:01Mrs. Senator, the honeymoon can wait.
01:23:04First, let's change the world.
01:23:08Get us the copy of our women's right amendment.
01:23:10Let's make this thing into law.
01:23:13Yeah!
01:23:14Yeah!
01:23:14Woo!
01:23:15Woo!
01:23:16Woo!
01:23:16Woo!
01:23:16Woo!
01:23:16Woo!
01:23:17Woo!
01:23:18Woo!
01:23:18Woo!
01:23:18You
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