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The Double Life of Mr President - Full - NEW
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00:00:05Mom, can you please wake up soon? I just don't know how much longer I can do this.
00:00:14Miss Jones! Sweetheart! You owe us $120,000 plus interest.
00:00:21Just give me a few more days, okay? My mom's condition is getting worse.
00:00:27Okay, since I'm a nice guy, I'll give you a way to pay.
00:00:31Really?
00:00:33A very powerful man who wants to meet you. Give him a night you won't forget. And your death will
00:00:40be settled.
00:00:41I can't do that. I won't.
00:00:50Stop it! What are you doing?
00:00:53Stop! Mom? Mom?
00:00:57Okay, fine. I'll do it. Mom, are you okay? I'm so sorry.
00:01:02Listen. Tonight, 9pm, the Intercontinental Hotel. You'll be with the CEO of the Ivanov Group.
00:01:17And don't even think about backing out while you and your mama... don't fly.
00:01:32And to all the illegal syndicates threatening this country and the safety of its citizens, we're coming for you.
00:01:40We will make America strong again.
00:01:43Okay, news cut.
00:01:49It's really good. Thank you.
00:02:32Big shot coming through.
00:02:45Who's that?
00:02:47You. Go around back.
00:02:50Go around back.
00:03:01Based on the reports,
00:03:02our enemies are closing in.
00:03:04The White House isn't safe.
00:03:28Who are you supposed to be?
00:03:29We're in service.
00:03:30We're in service.
00:03:35Let me help you.
00:03:40Get out!
00:03:44Do you feel it?
00:03:46It's a new drug.
00:03:48A powerful aphrodisiac.
00:03:50And a fruit serum.
00:03:53You won't be able to resist.
00:03:56I can try.
00:03:59I can try.
00:04:03I can try.
00:04:05There.
00:04:06I can try.
00:04:15I can try.
00:04:25I can try.
00:04:29I can try.
00:04:31You're not backing out.
00:04:32What are you and your mama done for?
00:04:36Where is he?
00:04:42Who's there?
00:04:47Oh, I'm so sorry. I must be in the wrong room.
00:04:50I'll leave.
00:04:56Are you okay?
00:04:59I'm okay.
00:05:02Please, don't go.
00:05:05Help me.
00:05:40Don't go.
00:05:44Who is he?
00:05:49Where the hell are you?
00:05:54I'm on my way.
00:06:07Hi, welcome to Just for Chicken. Here is our menu. What can I get for you today?
00:06:17Sir, we've captured the Russian spies last night.
00:06:20We need to keep our guard up. We're gonna try something again soon.
00:06:29Go.
00:06:29Sir, are you okay? Are you hit? I'm fine. I'm fine. Go, go, go. Stay down. Head down. Head down.
00:06:40Stop. Stop here.
00:06:41Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:06:42Ow, ow, ow. Quick, get down.
00:06:44Sir, behind the car. Behind the car.
00:06:57What the f**k.
00:06:59What the f**k?
00:07:05What happened?
00:07:08Help me.
00:07:11Why is he here?
00:07:12Oh my god, are you okay?
00:07:35Oh my god, you really need to go to the hospital. Like, right now.
00:07:36If the media finds out, I'm sorry. I was not telling you to explain.
00:07:38Oh my god, you really need to go to the hospital. Like, right now.
00:07:42If the media finds out, it'll cause a panic. I can't.
00:07:45Okay, then just let me help you, okay?
00:08:02Are you pretty good at that?
00:08:04I, um, I grew up on a farm. It's not that much different than bandaging a cow.
00:08:12So, your name's Claire.
00:08:15Huh?
00:08:15I wanna know your name.
00:08:18Uh, yeah, yeah, my name's Claire.
00:08:21Claire.
00:08:24And William.
00:08:27It's nice to meet you.
00:08:33These Russian mercenaries. Nothing but pawns. Foolishly dying for their corrupt leaders.
00:08:43If they wanna come after me, let's hit back harder.
00:08:48Yes, sir.
00:08:51One more thing.
00:08:53The girl.
00:08:54The one who saved me.
00:08:56Bring her to my hotel room tonight.
00:08:58Sir, you've never been interested in any woman and your arm.
00:09:03I mean-
00:09:03It might.
00:09:04Just bring her to me.
00:09:10Sorry to keep you waiting.
00:09:13Have a seat.
00:09:17I wanted to thank you for saving me.
00:09:22Twice.
00:09:26If there's ever anything that I can do for you, just ask.
00:09:36Will you marry me?
00:09:43Marry you?
00:09:47Marry you?
00:09:49If we get married, I won't be sold off to some rich guy as a toy.
00:09:53Yeah, I mean, it'll just be temporary.
00:09:57And I really won't cause you any trouble, would you?
00:10:01Please do me this favor.
00:10:03You don't know who I am?
00:10:05Should I?
00:10:08She really doesn't know who I am.
00:10:16Has anyone ever told you you look like the president?
00:10:23Oh my god, wait, are you the president?
00:10:25No.
00:10:27Yeah, they're wrong. I'm just...
00:10:29His double.
00:10:31His double?
00:10:33Yeah, being the president is dangerous.
00:10:36Oh, so...
00:10:36Like what happened this morning, being his double is also dangerous.
00:10:40Exactly.
00:10:44Are you sure you want to marry me?
00:10:47I mean, I don't mind.
00:10:48Due to the confidential nature of my job,
00:10:52we can have a wedding.
00:10:55You okay with that?
00:10:58I don't care about any of that anyway.
00:11:07Now that we're married, you'll live here.
00:11:10Don't worry, I've set up a room for you.
00:11:12I'll pay off my loan as soon as I can.
00:11:15I don't want to drag you into this.
00:11:16Make yourself at home.
00:11:18Alright.
00:11:20Well, um...
00:11:22I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:11:25Thanks.
00:11:29I don't want anyone knowing about my marriage, or my...
00:11:33wife.
00:11:35I need to keep her safe.
00:11:40But I need to know if she's up to something.
00:11:45I need to turn this thing on.
00:11:48Oh!
00:11:52You okay in there?
00:11:56You okay in there?
00:11:57Yeah, I'm fine.
00:11:59You sure?
00:12:00Ugh.
00:12:00Ugh.
00:12:03This is so embarrassing.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:06Actually...
00:12:07I twisted my ankle.
00:12:09And I'm, um...
00:12:10I'm naked.
00:12:11Oh.
00:12:13Oh no.
00:12:14Um...
00:12:15I'll...
00:12:15I'll cover my eyes.
00:12:17Okay.
00:12:21Okay, I'm coming in.
00:12:22Okay.
00:13:01I'll be right back.
00:13:14Oh, um, it's okay.
00:13:16My ankle actually feels so much better.
00:13:21Uh, what is that?
00:13:25I'm sorry.
00:13:26It's just your shoulder.
00:13:27It's burnt.
00:13:31Uh, you know what?
00:13:32Actually, I can do that.
00:13:35Thanks.
00:13:37Get some rest.
00:13:39Yeah, goodnight.
00:13:41Goodnight.
00:13:50You imbecile!
00:13:53That woman, she let me sit in there all night alone.
00:13:58That's your fault.
00:13:59I should kill you.
00:14:01I'm sorry, sir.
00:14:02Please calm down.
00:14:04I can explain.
00:14:05Where is that wretched woman?
00:14:07Where?
00:14:08Don't worry, sir.
00:14:10I'll get here for you.
00:14:12For life.
00:14:13What be that?
00:14:19He's actually pretty sweet.
00:14:21Ready?
00:14:28What?
00:14:29You...
00:14:31You're stupid.
00:14:32Oh, dear.
00:14:33I went to the hotel in that dress.
00:14:36What more do you want?
00:14:38This is about much more than money.
00:14:40You pissed off some careful people.
00:14:42Did I not tell you this would happen?
00:14:43I walked into the wrong room and I met my husband.
00:14:46So let me go or he's going to come after you.
00:14:50Sure has.
00:14:51Few people in the world could save you from this mess.
00:14:58Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:15:03Get my helicopter ready to deploy the SWAT team now.
00:15:12Ivanov, if you harm her, I won't let a single one of you out alive.
00:15:25Where's the SWAT team?
00:15:26SWAT team's five out.
00:15:29Looks like I'll have to handle this myself.
00:15:31What?
00:15:33You're going down there alone, sir?
00:15:40All right, boys.
00:15:41Before the boss has a slice, how about we get a taste?
00:15:46Stay away from me!
00:15:49Poor girl.
00:15:50No one will find you here.
00:15:53And you can forget about your husband saving you.
00:16:00I've got just the thing for you.
00:16:12And you can consider this a wedding gift.
00:16:18No!
00:16:19Stop!
00:16:19Please let me go!
00:16:21Follow me!
00:16:23No!
00:16:24No!
00:16:25Please!
00:16:25Please!
00:16:26Please!
00:16:29Please!
00:16:42You're so dead.
00:16:48I'm sorry, mate.
00:16:49You actually came after me.
00:16:51Of course I came.
00:16:52Your husband.
00:16:57Boss.
00:16:58Isn't that the president?
00:17:00The president wouldn't be with a girl like her.
00:17:03You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
00:17:06She messed with the big shot first.
00:17:08The CEO of the Ivanov group.
00:17:10You don't want to know how careful he is.
00:17:14You mean this clown?
00:17:16You mean this clown?
00:17:21Who do you think gave me your location?
00:17:24You idiot.
00:17:25You didn't check her background?
00:17:27We're all going to die here today.
00:17:29That's it.
00:17:30That's it.
00:17:32Zach Nees!
00:17:33I've been waiting to exterminate you pests for a while.
00:17:37Didn't think you'd deliver yourselves.
00:17:39Shoot him!
00:17:57I'm sorry.
00:17:58We didn't know she was your wife.
00:18:02Taste of your own medicine.
00:18:07You can't do this.
00:18:08Who are you?
00:18:09No, Paul.
00:18:11No.
00:18:11Please.
00:18:12Don't do this.
00:18:13No.
00:18:14No.
00:18:15No.
00:18:15No.
00:18:16No.
00:18:16Get out of here.
00:18:18No.
00:18:19No.
00:18:20No.
00:18:25Don't look back.
00:18:32Set your eyes on me.
00:18:47Did that scare you?
00:18:50Sometimes I have to do the President's dirty work.
00:19:02Let's go home.
00:19:09Right, sir.
00:19:10The White House banquet is all set.
00:19:12Politicians, foreign ambassadors, celebrities alike will all be in attendance.
00:19:16Thank you, Mike.
00:19:17And don't forget, sir, you'll need a plus one.
00:19:21Having a date will make you seem more approachable, sir.
00:19:27Come in.
00:19:32Mr. President, here's the new education performed proposal.
00:19:39Thank you, Senator Thompson.
00:19:41I'll review it and get back to you.
00:19:44Is there anything else?
00:19:46Well, Mr. President, if you don't mind, I can be your date for the party.
00:19:53That's very nice of you.
00:19:55But I already have someone in mind.
00:20:00Of course, Mr. President, I won't keep you any longer, then.
00:20:09How's that possible?
00:20:11The President has always been single.
00:20:17Hey, can you find something out for me?
00:20:22Claire likes Taylor Swift.
00:20:26Let's book her for the party.
00:20:28Yes, sir.
00:20:45Hey, did you hear your favorite artist has a show coming up?
00:20:47Wait, Taylor Swift?
00:20:48Where?
00:20:49The White House Banquet.
00:20:51Oh, the White House.
00:20:53Yeah, too bad.
00:20:54I heard it's her last show.
00:20:55Oh, it would be amazing to see her, like, just once.
00:21:01My uncle works as a secretary at the White House.
00:21:04He didn't get an invite.
00:21:05You think you're getting in?
00:21:07No, I was just saying.
00:21:08With all that grease on you, the only way you're getting in is in your dreams.
00:21:16Here's your chicken.
00:21:19Who's that?
00:21:22Miss Jones?
00:21:23Yes?
00:21:25Did you want to order some chicken?
00:21:27No, I'm okay.
00:21:28Thank you, though.
00:21:29I'm here on behalf of the White House.
00:21:30I'm going to give you an invitation to the banquet.
00:21:39Me?
00:21:40Yes.
00:21:41You.
00:21:41Here.
00:21:42Please keep that safe, okay?
00:21:46Okay?
00:21:47Uh-huh.
00:21:48I'm going.
00:21:51What is going on?
00:22:00Hey.
00:22:04Even for a moment, that's okay.
00:22:11Even the sky's turning gray.
00:22:16Hey.
00:22:17Um, do you happen to know anything about this invitation?
00:22:21Yes.
00:22:22I arranged it for you.
00:22:24Huh?
00:22:25The president likes to avoid social events.
00:22:28So, I will be attending this diplomatic party in his place.
00:22:36And I would like you to accompany me as my date.
00:22:38But this is, like, a White House event.
00:22:42And I just work at a chicken shop.
00:22:44I mean, I'm not really going to fit in.
00:22:46You're going.
00:22:50You're going.
00:22:53You're my wife.
00:22:54I want you there.
00:22:58Don't worry.
00:23:00I'll make you feel like a princess.
00:23:09Hmm.
00:23:10I don't care how much they're offering.
00:23:12We're both solid.
00:23:15Even Taylor Swift.
00:23:17Yes, yes.
00:23:18We're not taking anyone else.
00:23:22What?
00:23:25See?
00:23:25First lady.
00:23:27Oh, my God.
00:23:29I'm so sorry.
00:23:30This is such an honor.
00:23:38Hi.
00:23:39Um, I was hoping to get a hairstyle for an event.
00:23:47Sorry, but I think our prices are out of your budget.
00:23:54Louis, Cindy, drop everything that you're doing.
00:23:57But we have to cancel all those important clients.
00:23:59Who cares about that?
00:24:01We're getting ready to serve the first lady, Miss Claire Jones.
00:24:07Come on.
00:24:08Let's go.
00:24:10Do you happen to know how much it would cost?
00:24:19Why embarrass yourselves?
00:24:21This salon is owned by fashion icon M.
00:24:23We only serve important people here.
00:24:26Get out.
00:24:27Don't waste my time.
00:24:32I can't go to the party looking like this.
00:24:35I'll embarrass William.
00:24:38Oh, my God.
00:24:40You.
00:24:41Must be Claire.
00:24:42Uh, sorry, and you are?
00:24:45Uh, fashion icon M.
00:24:47Duh.
00:24:48He's the most inexpensive and in-demand stylist in the world.
00:24:51He only works with celebs.
00:24:53Honey, please allow me to take care of you for the event.
00:24:57Uh, wait, why would you want to be my stylist?
00:24:59This is an opportunity I would never pass up.
00:25:03Come on, sweetheart.
00:25:04My whole team will customize everything just for you.
00:25:15How is that even possible?
00:25:18Ow!
00:25:18You idiot!
00:25:19I am so sorry.
00:25:24No.
00:25:28No.
00:25:29We are going to find you the most stunning dress here.
00:25:33Thank you so much, by the way.
00:25:34Thank your husband.
00:25:35He's the one who called us.
00:25:40Oh, William.
00:25:41Hi.
00:25:42Um, I was thinking maybe we should cancel.
00:25:46I mean, M seems really, really expensive, and you work so hard for your money that I don't want to
00:25:50run.
00:25:51Don't worry about the cost.
00:25:53Your husband is...
00:25:54I want a raffle at work.
00:25:57This is all free.
00:26:00Yes.
00:26:01Yes.
00:26:02It's our anniversary special.
00:26:04I forgot.
00:26:09This...
00:26:10This is perfect.
00:26:13But you will need a necklace.
00:26:16I don't...
00:26:17I don't have a necklace.
00:26:18Maybe it'll look great, but that one...
00:26:21How about this?
00:26:25How about this?
00:26:27My God.
00:26:28I...
00:26:28I know this necklace.
00:26:29It's...
00:26:33Mr. President, there are only three of these necklaces in the world.
00:26:40We consider them cultural treasures.
00:26:43One is in our national museum.
00:26:46The other, we give to our queen.
00:26:49And this one, we give to you.
00:26:55It's gorgeous.
00:26:57Wait.
00:26:59William, are these real diamonds?
00:27:02We can't afford this.
00:27:04It's fake.
00:27:05Don't worry about it.
00:27:15Hello?
00:27:16Miss Claire, we are sorry to inform you that your mom's condition is getting worse.
00:27:20Unless we do the surgery now.
00:27:22I'm afraid that she only has a few days left to live.
00:27:25What?
00:27:36Hey.
00:27:38Hey.
00:27:39What's wrong?
00:27:41Oh, I'm fine.
00:27:46What happened?
00:27:47You're upset.
00:27:54William, I'm really sorry, but I am not going to be able to make it to the party.
00:27:58Can you tell me why?
00:28:00Yeah, my mom's condition got worse, and I can't afford for her care.
00:28:06And the doctor said that she only has a few more days left to live.
00:28:13And I really want to be there for her last moment.
00:28:18What?
00:28:19Yeah, and I'm really sorry.
00:28:20I really didn't want to cancel on you, and I didn't want to make you angry.
00:28:23I just really can't.
00:28:26I'm upset.
00:28:27I'm upset.
00:28:27Why didn't you tell me?
00:28:29And why did you try and handle it on your own?
00:28:33Did you forget we're married?
00:28:35I just didn't want to bother you.
00:28:38You don't ever have to apologize to me.
00:28:42I will get this sorted.
00:28:45Everything's going to be all right.
00:28:48I need the best doctors in the country to see a patient.
00:28:52And money's no object.
00:29:02Why didn't you tell Mrs. Jones you were coming to visit, sir?
00:29:05I wanted to surprise her.
00:29:10Mrs. Jones?
00:29:16No way.
00:29:21Am I dreaming?
00:29:24Oh, my God.
00:29:25Are you the president?
00:29:29Is that really the president?
00:29:30Why is he in the hospital?
00:29:33Who's the president?
00:29:35Claire, how did you afford the doctor?
00:29:38Someone actually helped me with it.
00:29:43Okay, Mom, I've been meaning to tell you something.
00:29:50I've been meaning to tell you that
00:29:52I got married recently.
00:29:56What?
00:29:57Well, it's not that shocking.
00:29:59Mr. President!
00:30:01Mrs. Jones.
00:30:02I'm William, Claire's husband.
00:30:06I hope you're on your way to a speedy recovery.
00:30:09The president?
00:30:10You married President Walton?
00:30:13You married President Walton?
00:30:13No, he's not actually.
00:30:15Yes, ma'am.
00:30:17I'm the president.
00:30:21That's wonderful.
00:30:30Um, thank you for pretending to be the president
00:30:34and for my mom to make her happy.
00:30:36It was, uh, it was really nice.
00:30:38Well, now I get to see both of you happy.
00:30:40And I'm hoping that you're happy enough to be my date tonight.
00:30:44Mm-hmm.
00:30:48Oh, my God.
00:30:49Are you President Walton?
00:30:54You see, everyone else seems to recognize the president.
00:30:57How come you didn't?
00:30:58Well, if the president actually looked out for the everyday person,
00:31:02then maybe I would have recognized you.
00:31:04Or him.
00:31:09These greedy pharmaceutical companies monopolizing medicine,
00:31:13they need to be taken down.
00:31:14Understood, Mr. President.
00:31:25Hey.
00:31:26Hey, William.
00:31:27You won't believe what happened.
00:31:28Right after I complained to you about the president,
00:31:30he went after the pharmaceutical companies
00:31:32and now everyone can afford their medication.
00:31:34Wait, listen.
00:31:35Thank you, Mr. President.
00:31:37You're a lifesaver.
00:31:38You saved our lives.
00:31:39Really?
00:31:40Yeah.
00:31:41I mean, your boss is pretty nice.
00:31:46He's all right?
00:31:48All right, well, um, I'll see you at the banquet, okay?
00:31:50I'll see you then.
00:31:54I have another meeting.
00:31:55Can you go, uh, pick up Ms. Jones for me?
00:31:58Yes, sir.
00:32:03Thank you so much for covering my shift tonight.
00:32:06Oh, no problem.
00:32:07Don't forget to record Taylor's performance for me.
00:32:09I promise.
00:32:13Whoa.
00:32:14Why is there so many customers all of a sudden?
00:32:17Ms. Jones, hi.
00:32:19Could you please come with us?
00:32:20We're here to take you to get changed.
00:32:23That's so nice.
00:32:29Oh, my God.
00:32:46Mr. President.
00:32:49I heard this is the first time you'll be bringing a date.
00:32:52We are looking forward to seeing her.
00:32:55So am I.
00:32:56Cheers.
00:33:00Excuse us.
00:33:03Good evening, Mr. President.
00:33:06I've heard a rumor that your date works at a fried chicken shop.
00:33:11I'm afraid that she might embarrass you.
00:33:14And how many favors did you have to pull to find that out?
00:33:19Can't wait to meet her.
00:33:35It's a good job tonight.
00:33:36Thank you, Mr. President.
00:33:37Clara's on the way.
00:33:38Yep.
00:34:37That's Preston State.
00:34:38She's gorgeous.
00:34:40We look perfect together.
00:34:47You are shining brighter than a diamond tonight.
00:34:50Pretty dashing yourself.
00:34:54Wait here, I'll get us some drinks.
00:35:00Pretty girl.
00:35:01All alone.
00:35:03I'm a laxie.
00:35:06Your dress, it's so pretty.
00:35:13You can look, but don't touch.
00:35:16I'm so sorry, President Walton.
00:35:18I did not know she was with you.
00:35:19I think the citizens of your country would appreciate you watching your behavior.
00:35:23Yes, of course.
00:35:28Thanks.
00:35:33I wish you a nice day with our President.
00:35:41So, this is your date?
00:35:46This is your date?
00:35:47She has a name.
00:35:51Everyone, this is Claire.
00:35:54Monsieur President, it is an honor to meet you both.
00:35:58You as well.
00:36:00You don't know any of these people.
00:36:02I'm sure you'll embarrass yourself quickly.
00:36:05Claire, I'm sure you're quite a world traveler.
00:36:11This is French.
00:36:13Mr. Dubois, it is so nice to meet you.
00:36:16And Miss Moreau.
00:36:17Enchanté.
00:36:18I hope you guys are enjoying your stay.
00:36:21We are enjoying it very much.
00:36:24Merci.
00:36:25I've always wanted to visit your hometown in Provence.
00:36:27C'est merci.
00:36:29When you visit, we will make sure we give you the best hospitality.
00:36:34I would love that.
00:36:35President, have a wonderful evening with your date.
00:36:43Mr. Dubois.
00:36:48Mr. Dubois.
00:36:50Mr. Dubois.
00:36:51Mr. Dubois.
00:36:53Miss Moreau.
00:36:57You're just full of surprises.
00:36:59I'm not going to let you down.
00:37:02I'm going to check the time of the Taylor Swift performance because I do not want you to miss that.
00:37:07I'm so excited.
00:37:22Claire, I'm feeling a bit dizzy.
00:37:24Can you please come out with me for some fresh air, please?
00:37:28Yeah, of course.
00:37:32Hey, are you okay?
00:37:36What makes you think you deserve to be his date?
00:37:39I'm sorry, what?
00:37:41Don't play dumb.
00:37:42You don't deserve, Mr. President.
00:37:45It looks like she thinks William is the real president.
00:37:48Look, the president is not into me, okay?
00:37:51You're mistaken.
00:37:52Mistaken.
00:37:53This is his first time bringing a date to an event.
00:37:58And he gave you that precious necklace?
00:38:01It's a fake, I promise.
00:38:06Claire?
00:38:08Fake?
00:38:09You think I'm stupid or something?
00:38:11Take it off.
00:38:13What are you doing?
00:38:14You don't deserve to be by his side.
00:38:17Take it off.
00:38:18I'm right now.
00:38:34Claire?
00:38:36Nooo.
00:38:36Nooo.
00:38:36Nooo.
00:38:36It wasn't me.
00:38:37She's just...
00:38:38Nooo.
00:38:38Go with your help now!
00:38:42Nooo.
00:38:43It wasn't me.
00:38:43It's just our own.
00:38:44Go with your help now!
00:38:52Shit! Get medical here ASAP!
00:39:29Okay? Yeah. I'm fine. You sure? Mm-hmm. Take Ms. Jones to the car. Just wait for me. Yes, Mr.
00:39:36President.
00:39:38All right. Mr. President, please, you have to- Stop! Stop! Stop!
00:39:45Stop talking! You crossed the line tonight. Your political career is over.
00:39:51No, no, no. You have to let me explain!
00:39:57I'm so sorry, Claire. I'm putting you in danger.
00:40:00You said your job was dangerous. I understand.
00:40:12What happened?
00:40:15Oh, it's just a little more wound.
00:40:19Did it hurt?
00:40:23Don't. I'm so close.
00:40:27Why?
00:40:34I want to be able to control myself.
00:40:36I know.
00:40:45You're soaked.
00:40:49Maybe go and have a show.
00:40:52I, um, I can't, uh, get out of this by myself.
00:41:01Could you, um, help me?
00:41:07Could you, um, help me?
00:41:17Okay?
00:41:25I'll be quick.
00:41:37Uh, William, where did you get all of that money?
00:41:42Come here. Sit down.
00:41:45Because I went to the party on behalf of the President, he gave me a bonus.
00:41:51Oh, that's such a nice boss.
00:41:54And I plan on using this money to help you open your own shop.
00:41:59Uh, oh, William, I can't. That's, that's way too much money.
00:42:02And, plus, you've got it, like, risking your life, so no, I, I can't accept it.
00:42:06Look, it's, it's not a gift.
00:42:10It's an investment.
00:42:11You make a profit, I get a share.
00:42:14I know you've always dreamt of having your own shop.
00:42:17Wait.
00:42:19You really think I can do it?
00:42:21Absolutely.
00:42:24The President also heard that your necklace broke.
00:42:27So, he got us these rings.
00:42:41I won't let anyone question your place again.
00:42:44Will you thank the President for me?
00:42:52Yes, sir.
00:42:53Uh, wait a minute.
00:42:54There's one more thing that's important.
00:42:57Yes, sir.
00:42:59Today is the grand opening of Claire's Chicken Shop.
00:43:02Keep me updated on how it's going.
00:43:04Yes, sir.
00:43:18Hello.
00:43:19Welcome to our grand opening.
00:43:20New owner, huh?
00:43:22Mm-hmm.
00:43:23Well, no wonder you don't know about the rules.
00:43:27Hey, what are you doing?
00:43:30You can't do that here.
00:43:32Listen, bitch.
00:43:34The street is mine.
00:43:35You wanna make money?
00:43:36You cut me in.
00:43:42Sir.
00:43:42Sir.
00:43:46Delay the meeting in five minutes.
00:43:48Please, sir.
00:43:53Officer Smith.
00:43:55I thought you had the street under surveillance.
00:43:57Don't worry, sir.
00:43:58We have it all under control.
00:44:00Leave.
00:44:02Or I'm gonna call the police.
00:44:04Call them.
00:44:05You think I'm scared of those boys?
00:44:08So you're the one who's gonna be a troublemaker?
00:44:13Tough guy.
00:44:14You're not gonna do anything.
00:44:17What are you gonna tell?
00:44:18Huh?
00:44:22What?
00:44:23What are you saying?
00:44:24No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:44:29No, no, no, no, please!
00:44:33You have no idea who she is.
00:44:36Please, no!
00:44:37You know what to do now, right?
00:44:44Spread the word to everyone.
00:44:45This place is under our protection.
00:44:47Nobody's gonna attach your chicken shop.
00:44:56Thanks?
00:45:01Congratulations.
00:45:02To the grand opening of our new chicken shop.
00:45:07Hold that thought.
00:45:10Yeah.
00:45:11Mr. President, about the $10 billion arms deal,
00:45:14do you want to review it again?
00:45:15It's a small deal.
00:45:16You can handle it yourself.
00:45:19Well, I've got to report to the investor.
00:45:28We made $200 today.
00:45:31That much?
00:45:32On the first day?
00:45:35You're amazing.
00:45:37Look, don't worry.
00:45:38I'm gonna work extra hard to make more money.
00:45:41So that you can, you know, put your dangerous job and live peacefully.
00:45:48Thank you, Claire.
00:45:51I appreciate it.
00:45:57I actually think that's the most that I've had to drink.
00:46:00Really?
00:46:01Oh, yeah.
00:46:02I mean, my job does require me to stay pretty sharp.
00:46:08I've never gotten a tattoo before.
00:46:14Come on.
00:46:19Hey, we're about to close.
00:46:26Holy crap.
00:46:27Are you the president?
00:46:31Yeah, I am.
00:46:33Nah, you're tricking me.
00:46:35You're the president's body double, right?
00:46:38Yeah, he's pretty convincing, huh?
00:46:41Shit, man.
00:46:44Yeah, you look just like him.
00:46:47Well, what do you want?
00:47:01This one looks like my puppy when I was little.
00:47:04His name was Ferdy.
00:47:06This one?
00:47:08Are you sure?
00:47:10Mm-hmm.
00:47:14All done.
00:47:15Aw, so cute.
00:47:20Hey, wait!
00:47:23Can I get a photo with you?
00:47:26Uh...
00:47:30Ten dollars a photo.
00:47:32No problem.
00:47:33Mom! Dad, get off!
00:47:36Did you see that?
00:47:37That was a great business opportunity.
00:47:39It was a very clever idea.
00:47:43Oh, my God, we mean so much!
00:47:47What?
00:48:10What did that kiss mean?
00:48:14What did that kiss mean?
00:48:18uh it it's because the lights aren't on and it's really dark and we couldn't see clearly
00:48:24and our lips just happened to like brush past each other's accidentally oh i see
00:48:47why were you able to pick me up today i finish work early oh i see this is where we
00:48:54kissed last night
00:49:02now we want our trouble seeing
00:49:06what
00:49:23no excuses today right
00:49:28how did you do that magician never reveals their secrets
00:49:36what no come on tell me
00:49:48why didn't this delivery include a room number i guess i could ask room to room
00:50:01mr president we've got the lead
00:50:10so you've been selling information about me and my wife
00:50:16looks like i've been too merciful with you
00:50:31i'm sorry i'm sorry you you don't have to do this
00:50:42you don't have to do this you don't have to do this
00:50:56william
00:51:05william william william what's going on why are you putting a gun at someone
00:51:13the president he was he's he's he's trying why is he calling you the president didn't you say that
00:51:19you had work off today
00:51:22this is just just a training exercise uh with the doubles of of my colleagues uh just to make
00:51:33make things look more realistic uh no yeah no let's just practice really
00:51:48um i'm the white house general secretary's double um just a little plastic surgery
00:51:58i'm the defense minister's double i do
00:52:05neighborhood security
00:52:07oh god wow you guys really scared me i thought you were in trouble
00:52:14well thank you so much for uh taking care of my husband i really appreciate it
00:52:25oh you guys should really come by our chicken shop i mean i would really love if you guys could
00:52:31stop
00:52:31by i love fried chicken and because you're william's co-workers i'll give you guys 30 for zen off
00:52:38thank you okay go i will let you guys get back to your practice oh can't forget this
00:52:55wait what now
00:52:59what now can we take a picture
00:53:07yeah come on come on it'll be fun everybody say chicken chicken
00:53:19claire's fried chicken
00:53:23oh we got a lot of new customers today mr president thank you get on your knees now
00:53:34thank you for playing along feel free to have the rest of the day off thank you mr president
00:53:41get him out of here let's go
00:53:47mr president that was extremely close sir i worry we probably won't be able to keep this up for much
00:53:52longer i trust her now so i'll tell her the truth about my identity soon
00:54:10oh good you're back could you please help me balance this month's accounts i'm having like a really hard time
00:54:18let's see
00:54:26our monthly profit is 3786.60 wow that's amazing you're smart as the president
00:54:39would you
00:54:43would you want me to be the president
00:54:48would you want me to be the president
00:54:54i just mean if i was really the president would that make you happier
00:55:01oh no i said the wrong thing no i don't want you to be the president
00:55:07well actually actually i hate the president you do yeah my uh
00:55:16my dad died because of him he he was in the military you know and it was because of a
00:55:23decision that he made
00:55:25claire i'm sorry
00:55:27now we probably won't think too much about it
00:55:33i'll be right back
00:55:40what's
00:55:41done
00:55:42hey sweetheart
00:55:44i'm out of prison i miss you and your mom a lot
00:55:49how dare you even mention mom you were in prison because you put her in a
00:55:54coma and all she was trying to do was stop you from gambling our savings away
00:55:59i've changed i want to make things right with you both
00:56:03give me me tomorrow
00:56:12am i sorry about that
00:56:17is everything okay yeah it's just spam call
00:56:22you know if something happened you can tell me
00:56:25yeah i know william i won't drag you into this
00:56:41dad why are we meeting here
00:56:44leopard
00:56:46this is my daughter
00:56:51did you cover my gambling debts
00:56:54dad seriously i'm your daughter
00:56:56how could you do that
00:56:58i gave you life and raised you and do what i want
00:57:03damn bitch i know you
00:57:06you got my brother killed
00:57:10we'll settle all our scores tonight
00:57:29call your husband and tell him to bring me one million and i'll let you go
00:57:34no no he's just an ordinary guy he doesn't have that kind of money
00:57:36is that so
00:57:39your ring looks pretty pricey
00:57:41let's see how important you really are to him
00:57:45our latest warship is ready to be deployed we're actually considering names at the moment
00:57:52let's name it claire
00:57:53good name i like it claire keeping america safe
00:58:00excuse me gentlemen sir we have a serious serious situation sir what is it it's miss jones
00:58:06she's been kidnapped by the russian model holding her in an underground casino right now
00:58:11i've been looking to take care of these assholes looks like now's the time
00:58:15there's a little more to it sir uh they want you to go alone in the next hour or they're
00:58:20gonna kill her
00:58:27i can handle them on my own no mr president it's too dangerous the entire country relies on you
00:58:32yes mr president the future of america rests on your shoulders yeah i would i'd really reconsider this
00:58:44my gun
00:58:50i've made my decision mr president
00:58:53are you really doing this for a girl she's not just any girl she's my girl
00:59:08contact traffic control now clear me a path
00:59:16where is he my patience is one in thin leopard it even if your husband doesn't show you she's still
00:59:23worth something right you know what you're a real piece of shit time's up and since your husband
00:59:28isn't coming you're mine now
00:59:44who's this idiot
00:59:48president don't come any closer who the hell are you no no no he's he's not the president he's just
00:59:54his
00:59:55double
00:59:58that makes sense the real president when you come here alone search him
01:00:20william why would you risk coming here because you're my family
01:00:27so you married this fried chicken girl you can't be the president you have me scared there for a
01:00:33moment it's okay everyone he's just a stunt man
01:00:40what are you looking at now you want to see me have some fun with your wife fine by me
01:01:12what are you doing
01:01:17you still want to play impossible you took us all down by yourself
01:01:22only the real president could do that i saw him on the battlefield
01:01:27he went out bullets and still fought off 10 men
01:01:31he's a killing machine i don't ever want to see your kind on american soil again
01:01:36we'll leave i promise
01:01:40oh you
01:01:43if you ever mess with my wife again
01:01:48i will make sure you die in prison i won't
01:01:53i promise
01:01:57william who are you really
01:02:09william
01:02:15claire why did you lie to me
01:02:17told me your dad died
01:02:19i'm your husband
01:02:22if you can't trust me who can you trust
01:02:23yeah and what about you you haven't told me the truth from the very beginning
01:02:36william
01:02:40who are you william
01:02:43are you really the president
01:02:48yes
01:02:49yes i am
01:02:57i am
01:03:01you don't deserve to be by his side
01:03:06what did you think that if i knew your true identity i would just cling to you and make it
01:03:10impossible for
01:03:11you to get rid of me or did you forget that we got married because you said that you wanted
01:03:16to repay me
01:03:16what are you even saying
01:03:19you can't see how much i adore you
01:03:23you really can't feel it
01:03:26i don't feel it
01:03:29i don't feel it
01:03:35please
01:03:35me
01:03:50you
01:03:52you
01:04:06A delivery to the White House.
01:04:17Why are there so many reporters?
01:04:28Today, in front of all of America, I want to say I love you.
01:04:35I love you for who you are, and I want everyone to know your name.
01:04:49Claire, will you marry me?
01:04:51Claire, will you marry me?
01:04:55Claire, will you marry me?
01:05:01No.
01:05:05Because we're already married.
01:05:07Wait...
01:05:16Oh!
01:05:17Oh my God!
01:05:26Oh my God!
01:05:30Oh my God!
01:05:34Oh my God!
01:05:39America, please welcome your first lady.
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