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00:00:01Bolt.
00:00:02This experiment needs to be perfect.
00:00:06What you should be worried about, Denise, is who's taking you to prom.
00:00:09That's tomorrow night, just in case you forgot.
00:00:11Let me use this amulet to manifest the perfect man.
00:00:16Those crystals are ridiculous.
00:00:30Listen up, I got something to say.
00:00:32They work!
00:00:33Well, well.
00:00:34If it isn't dorky, Denise and her little science projects.
00:00:38Oh, make yourself useful, hold this.
00:00:43Nope.
00:00:44No, that wasn't it.
00:00:46All right here.
00:00:51Ah, got him again.
00:00:53It's too easy.
00:00:54Look, the pool's closed today, okay?
00:00:55So we gotta use the gym for some dry land drills.
00:00:57Tomorrow is swim team captain trials and I gotta be in tip-top shape.
00:01:00So?
00:01:01Can't get any of your nerd on me, you know what I mean?
00:01:03So? You two should make like a tree and get out of here.
00:01:07All muscle, no brains.
00:01:09What'd you say to him?
00:01:10Look, Billy, the science lab's leaking, so we need to be in here.
00:01:13Do I look like I care?
00:01:14Is that alien vomit?
00:01:17Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:01:18Don't touch that, it's a very delicate compound!
00:01:20Oh, it's so delicate!
00:01:21You're kidding, you should hand it over to me, my guy.
00:01:22Seriously, get your beautiful manly hands off of that.
00:01:25Well, now the gym is actually mine, Denise!
00:01:26No, it's my lab!
00:01:28Fine, have it!
00:01:30Oh!
00:01:30No!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:36Oh!
00:01:37Oh!
00:01:38Oh!
00:01:40Oh!
00:01:41Oh!
00:01:41Oh!
00:01:42Oh!
00:01:42Oh!
00:01:43Oh!
00:01:44Oh!
00:01:45Oh!
00:01:47Oh, my God!
00:01:52I told you, you can't get any of your nerd on me!
00:01:55Oh, you're so gonna regret this.
00:01:56Hey, relax, guys!
00:01:58Mercury's in retrograde and it's making us act like a bunch of deranged flamingos.
00:02:01Fine.
00:02:03But I'm gonna remember this.
00:02:04She's such a jerk!
00:02:06Oh, she's such a jerk!
00:02:07Oh!
00:02:08Bye, Denise!
00:02:10The only reason you make so much fun of her is because you were obviously in love with her.
00:02:16Denise!
00:02:17She wishes.
00:02:18Denise, wait!
00:02:21Bro, I got it all on my camera.
00:02:24No, wait, listen.
00:02:24My left foot!
00:02:26Ow!
00:02:27No!
00:02:27Oh my god, Kenny, this is crazy!
00:02:30Oh my god, this is embarrassing.
00:02:32She's gonna probably be alone her entire life, her and her 950 cats.
00:02:37I was looking for you all day.
00:02:39You okay?
00:02:40I'm effing humiliated.
00:02:42No one likes me.
00:02:43That's not true, Denise.
00:02:44I like you.
00:02:45You don't get it.
00:02:46I mean, look at you.
00:02:47You're handsome, you're cool, you've been at school for like six years.
00:02:50Everyone likes you.
00:02:52It's been seven years, but...
00:02:54I'm cool as shit, but that's because I'm gay.
00:02:56That's why.
00:02:57I just wish I was someone else.
00:02:59Oh, Denise!
00:03:01Fi-
00:03:02Peace out, Denise.
00:03:06I can fix this.
00:03:08I can fix this.
00:03:10I can fix this.
00:03:20Fuck.
00:03:22Incoming!
00:03:27Ares, lights out!
00:03:30Denise!
00:03:32I'm about to make all your wishes come true.
00:03:35I wish I wasn't such a nerd.
00:03:37I'm so glad I'm not a nerd.
00:03:40Arobin!
00:03:42Neptune!
00:03:43Colabba Carabba Carabba Carabba Carabba Carabba Carabba Carabba!
00:03:48Hey!
00:03:59Alright.
00:04:25Oh my god, I'm a woman!
00:04:32Oh my god, I'm a woman!
00:05:08What the hell did you do to me?
00:05:10Me?
00:05:10I didn't do anything.
00:05:11In fact, I think that this is all your fault!
00:05:14You need to change me back right now!
00:05:16I don't think I can live the rest of my life with these things!
00:05:19Okay, what did you...
00:05:21Where did you even dig up those heels?
00:05:23Those are my grandmas!
00:05:24I think they're cute!
00:05:26Cute?
00:05:27They're so tall!
00:05:28I've never worn those a day in my life!
00:05:30If I want to go to the beach naked, it's my life!
00:05:32100%!
00:05:32What?
00:05:33What are you doing, Tracy?
00:05:35Billy!
00:05:36Hey, babe!
00:05:40Why are you dressed like it's Halloween?
00:05:42Maybe a kiss will bring you back to your senses.
00:05:47Um...
00:05:48Hold that thought!
00:05:49We need to talk!
00:05:51Like right now!
00:05:57Excuse me!
00:05:58Did my own boyfriend just refuse to kiss me?
00:06:00He's always such a horndog!
00:06:01Maybe he got neutered!
00:06:06You're changing us back right now!
00:06:08Okay, don't panic!
00:06:09It's obviously just an electrical transference of quantum...
00:06:11No!
00:06:11God, speak English!
00:06:13Okay, something obviously happened that slammed us out of our bodies and into each other's.
00:06:16Okay, so we need to slam ourselves back together.
00:06:19Hypothetically speaking, yes.
00:06:20But how?
00:06:20Like this.
00:06:22Oh, God!
00:06:26Oh, no!
00:06:28Oh, fire!
00:06:30Fire!
00:06:31Fire!
00:06:31Fire!
00:06:33Fire, Billy!
00:06:34Fire!
00:06:34Go!
00:06:34Go!
00:06:36Ah!
00:06:40Ah!
00:06:41The door's locked!
00:06:42Oh, my God!
00:06:44We're gonna die in here!
00:06:45Oh, my God!
00:06:45Stop being such a drama queen!
00:06:47It's literally just the trauma!
00:06:48It's not!
00:06:49It's gonna burn the whole school down!
00:06:50We're gonna die in here!
00:06:51Oh, my God!
00:06:52No!
00:07:08This is unbelievable!
00:07:10Mr. Miller!
00:07:12Miss Weiner!
00:07:13My office!
00:07:14Now!
00:07:15Let's go back!
00:07:25Pepsi.
00:07:36I've heard about the trouble you two been causing for the last few days.
00:07:39It's his fault.
00:07:40It's her fault.
00:07:41Excuse me?
00:07:42Nothing.
00:07:43Nothing.
00:07:44Now, since you two single-handedly destroyed the prom, you're gonna redecorate it.
00:07:49I hate the prom.
00:07:50And decorating's like girl stuff.
00:07:53Which I love to do because I am a girl.
00:07:57If you two don't do as I say and spend all day long fixing the prom, you will be expelled.
00:08:02I can't do that today, okay? I have a science test that's worth half of my grade.
00:08:06And I have swim trials after school to find out who becomes swim team captain.
00:08:09I mean Denise does.
00:08:10Yes.
00:08:11I don't know what's wrong with you two.
00:08:13And I really don't care.
00:08:14But if I see you separated for anything other than class and to fix the prom, you are out of
00:08:19my school.
00:08:20Got it?
00:08:24I asked you two a question!
00:08:27Yes.
00:08:28Yes, Principal Rainmaker.
00:08:29Good.
00:08:30Now shake hands for the start of a beautiful new relationship.
00:08:41Shake hands!
00:08:43Now get out of my office!
00:08:46Now!
00:09:04You did this on purpose!
00:09:05You just know I'm uber popular and you're so uncool!
00:09:09Oh well if I had the power to do that then I would use it for something better than you!
00:09:12You need to put us back together!
00:09:14Oh my god, you're right.
00:09:16We need glue.
00:09:18We need glue!
00:09:24Okay.
00:09:25Um, yeah.
00:09:25No, not that type of glue.
00:09:27I'm talking about a quantum glue.
00:09:28A transference of matter.
00:09:30That'll generate a-
00:09:31Stop!
00:09:32Speaking nerd-ernese!
00:09:33Um, if we were to hug, then our brains might release oxytocin, which is the bonding chemical,
00:09:39and that could reset our energy fields.
00:09:41You want me to hug you?
00:09:42For scientific purposes only.
00:09:44Don't get too excited.
00:09:45I'm sure you're the excited one.
00:09:47I know you've always had a crush on me.
00:09:48Okay.
00:09:49No, I've actually never had a crush on you.
00:09:51But I totally do have a crush on you.
00:09:52I just can't let him find out.
00:09:58Okay, don't make it weird.
00:10:00Come here, bro.
00:10:01I'm gonna-
00:10:01I'm gonna approach.
00:10:03And I'm gonna-
00:10:03I'm gonna go-
00:10:04Okay, nice.
00:10:06Okay.
00:10:23Nope.
00:10:24I still have the wrong reproductive appendage.
00:10:26Well, clearly he's excited.
00:10:28And it's called a dick.
00:10:29I'd like to have it back, please.
00:10:30Oh, you think I like being stuck with this thing between my legs?
00:10:34How do you make it go down?
00:10:35Think of dead puppies.
00:10:36Or Miss Chadwick the English teacher naked.
00:10:38Oh.
00:10:39Oh.
00:10:39Ew.
00:10:41See?
00:10:43Now, don't you have one of those, like, science experiments that you can change us back?
00:10:46Swim trails are today and promised tonight and my girlfriend is counting on me to show up as me!
00:10:50Okay, stop yelling at me!
00:10:51Who else am I supposed to yell at any-
00:10:52I don't know!
00:10:53Not me!
00:10:54Oh!
00:10:56Oh!
00:10:58Ah!
00:11:00Ah!
00:11:00Ah!
00:11:01Ah!
00:11:03Ah!
00:11:03Ah!
00:11:04I-
00:11:06You hit me!
00:11:07I did.
00:11:08And I'm a girl!
00:11:10I'm sorry.
00:11:10Can I s-
00:11:11You look okay.
00:11:13Now who's the bully?
00:11:15Okay.
00:11:16I'm sorry.
00:11:18Let's just move on from this, okay?
00:11:20We can worry about trying to swap our bodies back after we finish decorating for the prom.
00:11:24Seriously, I-
00:11:25I cannot be expelled.
00:11:27Fine.
00:11:28Well, just start with the palm trees.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:40Excuse me.
00:11:40Yeah.
00:11:42Yeah.
00:11:43Okay.
00:11:45Palm trees.
00:11:51Hey!
00:11:52What are you doing?
00:11:53Why are you painting it before I've even cut it out?
00:11:55Cause it's a palm tree, so we need to paint it first, then we cut it out.
00:11:57Oh, that wasn't clear.
00:11:58Oh, well, you weren't clear.
00:11:59Why am I getting so much backlash?
00:12:01Why are you offended by everything?
00:12:02I just want clear direction!
00:12:08That clear enough for you?
00:12:15Crystal.
00:12:45Oh, no.
00:12:46Oh, it's my favorite jersey.
00:12:47Take it all so we can walk it.
00:13:01Enough! Enough! No more games.
00:13:05We gotta...
00:13:06Okay, we gotta finish this up before we get stuck.
00:13:10Be careful, it's a little slippery.
00:13:30You know that chemical reaction you said we need to change back?
00:13:35Maybe it had to be something stronger than a hug.
00:13:39What's stronger than a hug?
00:13:41A kiss.
00:13:43You wanna kiss me?
00:13:44If it'll change us back, it's worth a try.
00:13:48Yeah, I guess that theorem checks out.
00:13:52Okay, so we'll kiss.
00:13:54Ready?
00:13:56Ready.
00:13:57Set?
00:13:58Is it?
00:13:59Is it?
00:14:04And here we go.
00:14:23It's not what you think.
00:14:24You're cheating on me with Denise? The human tampon of Hyzer High?
00:14:27Wait, you take that back.
00:14:28You're actually defending her?
00:14:31We're done.
00:14:32Find a new problem date.
00:14:38You got me dumped!
00:14:39Okay, I mean, let's just fix it.
00:14:43Ow!
00:14:44Where are you going?
00:14:45Get my life back.
00:14:47Well, if Principal Raymaker finds out that we're not working together, we're gonna be expelled.
00:14:49Get my husband to-
00:14:50MMMM!
00:14:53MMMM!
00:14:54MMMM!
00:14:57Oh, yeah.
00:14:59Shoot.
00:15:04Honey, wait!
00:15:06Don't touch me, you nerd nightmare.
00:15:09Honey, please. This is a huge mistake.
00:15:10Why do you keep calling me honey?
00:15:12You can't pause off me and drop my head.
00:15:15Say I'm a whore for homework.
00:15:18Vixen, please just cure me out.
00:15:22Vixen!
00:15:24Vixen!
00:15:24Stop!
00:15:25Vixen!
00:15:26Stop!
00:15:28Stop.
00:15:30You've done enough damage already.
00:15:33Wow.
00:15:34How does it feel to be the nerd?
00:15:39So, you're not into Denise?
00:15:41Get real, Vixen.
00:15:43Do you really think that I would cheat on you with her?
00:15:47Billy!
00:15:47I knew you used to love me!
00:15:49I'll still go to film with you!
00:15:50No!
00:15:52What?
00:15:53Is my makeup smeared?
00:15:54I know you hate it when I'm not perfect.
00:15:57I thought...
00:16:02You know what, Billy?
00:16:03Billy, you have bossed everyone around for years.
00:16:08Now you get to know what it's like to be on the other side.
00:16:10You can't just leave me here.
00:16:11We were ordered to work together.
00:16:12Yeah, you had no problem leaving me.
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:17Maybe now you'll appreciate me a little more.
00:16:20Phil?
00:16:23Okay, just, just, just walk.
00:16:32Okay.
00:16:33Billy, it turns me on when you put other girls in their place.
00:16:36Oh, wow!
00:16:37That's cool!
00:16:38Um, hey!
00:16:40Why don't we go to class?
00:16:42Shh!
00:16:44Not until...
00:16:45I think...
00:16:48I really don't think a thank you is necessary, but...
00:16:51Okay.
00:16:52Ah, here.
00:16:53And you're gonna go right there.
00:16:55Um...
00:16:56What's wrong with you, Billy?
00:16:57Don't be scared.
00:16:58I just don't feel myself.
00:17:00What's up, brother?
00:17:01Why is it not up?
00:17:07Oh, I, uh...
00:17:09I, what?
00:17:11I...
00:17:11I have to fly my kite.
00:17:17What?
00:17:17I'm gonna be back.
00:17:19What is wrong with you?
00:17:23I mean, why is he running like a girl?
00:17:25Move!
00:17:27Move, sir.
00:17:32Oh, my.
00:17:33Oh, God.
00:17:35Excuse me.
00:17:36Sorry.
00:17:37Stupid button.
00:17:38Excuse me.
00:17:38Excuse me.
00:17:39Sorry.
00:17:40I need your help.
00:17:41Please.
00:17:42Help with what?
00:17:43Beating out freshmen?
00:17:44Bullying's so pre-pandemic, Billy.
00:17:45No, Billy and I have to decorate for the prom, or I'm gonna get expelled.
00:17:47But you are, Billy.
00:17:49No.
00:17:50No, no, no.
00:17:51I'm Denise.
00:17:52I'm your best friend.
00:17:53Oh, please.
00:17:55I'm serious.
00:17:56Billy and I...
00:17:58We swapped bodies last night.
00:18:03Billy, I was willing to listen to you, but instead you come to me lying with this ridiculous
00:18:07story!
00:18:14I'm being serious!
00:18:17Okay, Vixen literally just tried to make out with me.
00:18:19I've only been a guy for like two hours, and I'm already a complete and total slut.
00:18:23Of course Vixen tried to make out with you.
00:18:25She's your girlfriend, remember?
00:18:27But you're not listening to me, okay?
00:18:29I still can't believe I woke up with this thing between my legs.
00:18:34Oh, in all seriousness, though, like how do you pee without accidentally hosing yourself
00:18:37in the face?
00:18:37Because I cannot figure it out.
00:18:39It's early to be talking about penile control with you, okay?
00:18:41Okay, look, look, look, look, look, okay, maybe, maybe.
00:18:45If I just show you it, like you can help me figure this thing out, because I do not know
00:18:48how it works.
00:18:48Oh my God!
00:18:53Don't have any other pudding.
00:18:54It's bad.
00:18:56So.
00:18:58Are you kidding me?
00:18:59Bull!
00:19:00God!
00:19:01Sorry.
00:19:03Why would you hit me?
00:19:05Nice try, but I'm not falling for the, look at your drunk cranky pulled on me in eighth
00:19:09grade.
00:19:10What?
00:19:11I didn't know that Billy bullied you?
00:19:15Stop pretending you're Denise.
00:19:19Actually, he's not pretending.
00:19:21Or, she's not pretending.
00:19:25And, yes, you're right.
00:19:27I did bully you.
00:19:28A lot, actually.
00:19:30And I'm sorry.
00:19:31Wait.
00:19:31Wait, what?
00:19:32It's all true.
00:19:33We swapped bodies.
00:19:35And this happened last night.
00:19:36When I woke up, I had these.
00:19:40This is vision.
00:19:41I mean, oh my God.
00:19:42Like, I knew I had sick powers, but I didn't know I could do something like this.
00:19:44This is so badass.
00:19:45This is, this is epic.
00:19:46This is, wait, I did, I did what?
00:19:53Oh my God.
00:19:54Oh my God, buddy.
00:19:54Easy, buddy.
00:19:55Just breathe.
00:19:55Just breathe.
00:19:56Just breathe.
00:19:56Oh my God.
00:19:57Baby has, like, low blood sugar or something.
00:19:59Should we get him a cookie?
00:20:00Juice.
00:20:00No, juice is better.
00:20:01Juice is better.
00:20:02Juice is better.
00:20:03Juice.
00:20:04Excuse me.
00:20:04Borrowing that.
00:20:05Oh my God.
00:20:06I got your juice.
00:20:07Here we go.
00:20:07Here you go.
00:20:08Here comes the juice.
00:20:09Here.
00:20:10Open up.
00:20:10Open up.
00:20:11There it is.
00:20:12Oh my God, you got your juice.
00:20:13I'm not a diabetic.
00:20:14I'm just in shock, you weirdos.
00:20:17Bolt, what did you mean by, oh no, what did I do?
00:20:21I maybe made a little wish upon a star and, uh, this amulet.
00:20:31What kind of wish?
00:20:35A wish that would help all Denise's wishes come true.
00:20:37If you don't unwish this wish right now, I am going to rearrange your face.
00:20:43We are serious, Bolt.
00:20:46Okay, you're our only hope here.
00:20:48I mean, this is crazy.
00:20:49I'm like the real Harry Potter just with abs.
00:20:52Magic isn't real.
00:20:53How dare you?
00:20:53Science was actually mistaken for magic for like centuries.
00:20:56So, um, yeah, actually it is a possibility.
00:20:59Damn right it is.
00:21:00You know what?
00:21:00I can fix this.
00:21:01I can fix this.
00:21:02We just need ingredients.
00:21:04Ugh.
00:21:05He's serious, isn't he?
00:21:07You got a better idea?
00:21:09Let's go.
00:21:12I'm gonna need a silver fork for focus.
00:21:15Hot sauce for passion.
00:21:16Did he say hot dog?
00:21:20Oatmeal for balance.
00:21:22And, uh, pancakes.
00:21:23He said how many pancakes?
00:21:24We need pancakes for protection.
00:21:27Alright, hold on you two.
00:21:29I'm about to put you back where you truly belong.
00:21:32Hot dog-ists, pancake-ists, ketchup-ists, mustard-ists, sugar, we're going down, down, down.
00:21:38By the power of carbs and chaos, return these souls to their natural vessels.
00:21:42It's working!
00:21:45How the fuck did I know?
00:21:50It's working!
00:21:52I'm doing magic!
00:21:54It's working!
00:22:07This doesn't look like decorating to me.
00:22:09You have 10 seconds to explain yourself
00:22:10or this will be your last thing at High to High.
00:22:14Principal Raymaker, it's a total misunderstanding.
00:22:16Bo, I didn't know you'd be here.
00:22:18Well, I am.
00:22:19And I'm a sorcerer.
00:22:21You see all the wind I created?
00:22:22First off, you done lost your rabbit-ass mind.
00:22:24Get off my table.
00:22:26And the ventilation system is being reinstalled.
00:22:28That is the A.C.
00:22:29Oh.
00:22:31So I can't do magic?
00:22:33Principal Raymaker, we actually were decorating for prom.
00:22:38We just expanded our team to include Bolt
00:22:41for his styling expertise, of course.
00:22:47Delegation.
00:22:48Good.
00:22:49Keep it up.
00:22:52What else?
00:22:58So that spell you did was fake?
00:23:00I swear, I thought it was working.
00:23:01I mean, maybe we shouldn't use culinary products next time.
00:23:04Okay.
00:23:05Both?
00:23:06You have to switch us back.
00:23:09Uh-oh.
00:23:12Uh-oh, what do you mean?
00:23:12Uh-oh.
00:23:13I feel something weird.
00:23:14Down here.
00:23:15Oh no.
00:23:17Oh no.
00:23:18Billy.
00:23:18I think...
00:23:19Oh no!
00:23:20I think I'm about to have my...
00:23:22I'm about to have your technically mine, but it's in your...
00:23:24I'm about to have...
00:23:25Oh my god!
00:23:26No!
00:23:28Welcome to the wonderful world of being a woman.
00:23:36Okay, relax.
00:23:37Relax.
00:23:38It's not my time of the month, so you probably just have to pee.
00:23:41I haven't done that yet.
00:23:43You haven't peed all day?
00:23:44I wanted to be respectful and not look at you down there.
00:23:47Oh, well that's kind of sweet.
00:23:50Um, well there's a bathroom down the hall that you can use if you want to.
00:23:54I would go.
00:23:55And we'll meet up after class.
00:23:57All the sitting down.
00:24:00How do you girls do it?
00:24:03I'd be sitting down sometimes.
00:24:05Ooh.
00:24:15Well, wow.
00:24:16Look who it is.
00:24:17A piece of shit coming in to take a shit.
00:24:19Sorry to bother you.
00:24:22I just need to use the bathroom.
00:24:27You're not going anywhere.
00:24:29Please let me go.
00:24:30If you need to pee, pee.
00:24:33Or is it that time of the month?
00:24:34Need a tampon?
00:24:37Maybe you need another one.
00:24:42Hey, girls.
00:24:43Vixen, I know you're nice.
00:24:45I am nice.
00:24:45To people I like.
00:24:48I'm trying to steal my boyfriend?
00:24:55This will teach you to mess with my man.
00:24:57You science for a psycho.
00:25:02I think you need a few more.
00:25:04Yeah.
00:25:06We got to get to class.
00:25:08One sec.
00:25:09Go ahead.
00:25:10Go ahead.
00:25:10Are you going to be Billy again?
00:25:11And you won't walk out of here alive.
00:25:27oh my gee billy what are you doing oh my god what the hell happened to me my girlfriend just
00:25:35beat the crap out of me because she thought i was you trying to steal you from me for her
00:25:42for you what actually bullied me obviously she always bullies me i'm sorry she always bullies
00:25:50you but please help me i couldn't go to class you skipped my math class me to walk into class
00:25:55looking like this maybe it's time for you to get a little bit of payback if you don't help me
00:25:59and drop this attitude i'll drop this blouse what i'll go streaking across campus and then we'll
00:26:07see if the stripper of hyzer high gets into college you wouldn't
00:26:18one you're bluffing two billy think about this okay you don't actually want to do this billy three you
00:26:25don't oh my god no no no stop stop stop stop okay you win okay i will help you let's
00:26:32just
00:26:32let's get you over away from everybody and speed back up thank you so much
00:26:39out of your mind billy look i didn't know how many of my friends could be until i was on
00:26:45the
00:26:45other side of it i'm sorry whatever let's just maybe go decorate for the prom i guess
00:26:54i'm one condition come back stop acting like grades are all you got man grades are all that i've got
00:27:01you could be anything you want to be prom queen student council literally anything
00:27:08yeah sure maybe in an alternate dimension we are in an alternate dimension look you got brains and
00:27:13beauty something vixen and all the other girls are so jealous of yeah they're actually jealous of
00:27:19yes i mean why have you been hiding this body god okay well it's not like i'm hiding something
00:27:26see this yes you have no come on feel it what oh my god no that kind of touching is
00:27:35totally
00:27:36inappropriate bro it's literally your body i'm trying to get you to appreciate
00:27:44okay i just i guess i've never like saw myself as sexy
00:27:51it's just not respectable to be valued only for your looks okay real beauty it's on the inside
00:27:57stop being such a prude and go with it
00:28:03okay
00:28:03okay i guess i am kind of fat
00:28:11you're gorgeous looking this good isn't vanity it's power maybe i could show you how to use it
00:28:31excuse me what in the 50 shades of gray is going on here we're just doing an anatomy lesson
00:28:39yeah i was wondering where my kidneys were is it i think they're in here right yep right there
00:28:43perfect thanks for the lesson my spell really did work you two really are falling in love
00:28:48no we're not no we're not sure then why are you playing doctor on the football field
00:28:55and why is denise so busted my girlfriend just beat the shit out of me please tell me a better
00:29:04clothes for me to change into did you check the lost and found there's some pretty good shit in there
00:29:09i can glam you two up later thanks cool oh and one small detail to add some more pressure to
00:29:15your
00:29:15day we have our driving test after school in the back parking lot during a study break
00:29:21oh good luck driving test i can't drive
00:29:53that lost and found box really saved the day huh
00:29:55ow i look amazing don't i yeah the category's called britney bitch
00:30:12this is a bad idea people drive cars every day get in it's not that difficult
00:30:20bull get in no no no i'm not dying today bull come on i need you just in case he
00:30:25kills us
00:30:25yeah i took driver's ed with billy before and the uh instructor he's still in therapy
00:30:30get your pretty boy butt in the car and strap yourself in
00:30:48i can't take this billy billy billy get back here
00:30:55both right i suck if you're seriously sorry about all the bullying you've done over these years then
00:30:59you will do this for me i cannot drive to school in my mom's station wagon for another year
00:31:03everyone already thinks i'm a big enough nerd as it is god you're not a nerd
00:31:08you're actually kind of cool i am
00:31:11i think the cream pies put the car in dry before i throw up
00:31:20so this is how i die today my dad's convertible was shit upholstery
00:31:23shut up not used to this car yet
00:31:44yep we're clear it's all clear okay move out gently
00:31:51okay
00:32:03my grandma drives faster than this and she's dead
00:32:14why did we stop the car was parking because we're in a parking lot
00:32:18okay okay do you see that that right there that spot yeah go parking
00:32:24parallel parking no that's my weak spot man
00:32:29listen to him
00:32:32you've got this my faith in you
00:32:43oh my god stop oh my god
00:32:46billy stop stop stop
00:32:51okay
00:32:54i think that's enough driving lessons for today
00:32:56dear diary today i almost died from vehicular manslaughter
00:33:00you tried your best billy
00:33:03that's all that matters
00:33:04you're not disappointed in me
00:33:08no no
00:33:09no
00:33:10you're okay at my book
00:33:11i'll repay you for this
00:33:17no one's ever gonna bully you again
00:33:23i'm gonna run for prom queen
00:33:25oh and you're gonna win
00:33:29what no billy no no no billy you can't do this billy
00:33:39i like that he's pushing you out of your comfort zone
00:33:41but he's trying to turn me into somebody that i'm not
00:33:43someone that's confident attractive
00:33:46someone who's actually trying to have fun tragic
00:33:48are you actually taking billy's side right now
00:33:50what's the worst that's gonna happen
00:33:51i lose
00:33:52everybody hates me
00:33:54sweetheart besides me everyone already does hate you
00:33:57oh thanks
00:33:58oh all right come on we gotta get to class lucky for you it's with me
00:34:03what what class string history no it's my favorite one of the day
00:34:07gee you ever take a shower with a group of boys
00:34:12it's fun you're gonna love it i'll see you there
00:34:31hey what's up
00:34:33kenny
00:34:35hey we should play a game called find each other's locker
00:34:39i found yours here's mine we do not have time for this
00:34:4225 mic come on get your act together
00:34:46thanks kenny nailed it i cannot stop itching look at this
00:34:52oh it's plastic fungal overgrowth of the inguinal region
00:34:58um tania curious tania who
00:35:03jock itch okay we need antifungal cream
00:35:07everywhere like now okay
00:35:11when did you get so smart it's almost like you got another brain
00:35:18you're welcome kenny thanks man
00:35:24please this is p.e not home ec i want those clothes off those speedos on and your grizzly butts
00:35:29in that pool in a
00:35:32one minute
00:35:34one minute
00:35:34miller
00:35:35swim trials on today
00:35:37i want you to be the new team captain
00:35:41yeah miller yeah
00:35:46you got it coach
00:35:48all right guys put any bananas on uh three yeah
00:35:51yeah all right one two three
00:35:53BANANAS
00:35:54let's go go here we go here we go
00:36:15OK, my little mermaids, let's see if you're as bad as you look.
00:36:23Time to get in the pool.
00:36:25On your mark.
00:36:30Get set.
00:36:37Denise, Denise, Denise.
00:36:39If you don't practice now, you're going to drown with the trials.
00:36:42OK.
00:36:43Well, please don't make me do this.
00:36:44I can't, I can't swim.
00:36:46We can think of something else.
00:36:48Really?
00:36:49Nope.
00:36:57Oh, you're the worst.
00:37:00I hate you.
00:37:00Listen, I'm going to hypnotize you, OK?
00:37:02Billy's body is going to be used to the water onto.
00:37:05Onto.
00:37:06Into.
00:37:07What?
00:37:08Out to.
00:37:08Into.
00:37:10Out to.
00:37:10Out to.
00:37:11There you go.
00:37:12Into.
00:37:13All right, now you're going to swim in the end.
00:37:16There you go.
00:37:17I'm good.
00:37:18Now, we're going to get to the end of the pool.
00:37:21It's going to be stroke, glide, and breathe.
00:37:23Down there?
00:37:24Yes.
00:37:25OK.
00:37:26You got it?
00:37:27You're going to stroke, glide, and breathe.
00:37:30OK, glide, kick.
00:37:31All right, give it a run.
00:37:36I'm good.
00:37:37Kick.
00:37:39Kumbayaba two.
00:37:42I'm swimming.
00:37:44Let's go, Billy.
00:37:45I'm swimming.
00:37:47You got it?
00:37:48Keep it up.
00:37:49Into.
00:37:50Out to.
00:37:51There you go.
00:37:52Good job.
00:37:54Ha ha.
00:38:01Oh, I got it.
00:38:02This way.
00:38:02I grew up so fast.
00:38:11Hey, highs or high bananas?
00:38:14Denise for prom queen.
00:38:17Denise for prom queen.
00:38:19Ah!
00:38:19My mom!
00:38:21Summer.
00:38:21That's the time I wanted, so I'm happy about.
00:38:23Thank you for having me.
00:38:24Denise for prom queen.
00:38:26I want to take that.
00:38:29I would never vote for you.
00:38:32Oh, you will.
00:38:34Unless you want everyone to find out about your little date with the vacuum cleaner.
00:38:40Ah!
00:38:40That never happened.
00:38:41And how much welcome weasel got stuck in it.
00:38:43It was only once.
00:38:44It was only once.
00:38:45How do you know about that?
00:38:47No.
00:38:48Vote for me.
00:38:49And no one else will.
00:38:52I hate to actually do this!
00:38:56And that goes for the rest of you.
00:38:57Like Paul and his stepmom pics.
00:39:00Or RJ.
00:39:01Or RJ.
00:39:01And his little, uh, make out sex with the mascot in it.
00:39:04Really?
00:39:07I'll vote.
00:39:07I'll vote.
00:39:08I'll vote.
00:39:10One at a time, guys.
00:39:11Oh, you're all disgusting.
00:39:12I love you.
00:39:13One at a time, guys.
00:39:14One at a time.
00:39:15One at a time.
00:39:18Start with me.
00:39:18One at a time.
00:39:22Oh my god.
00:39:24Billy Johnny!
00:39:25What?
00:39:25Billy Johnny!
00:39:26Somebody grab a lifesaver!
00:39:28I got a coach!
00:39:33Billy!
00:39:38Billy!
00:39:39Billy, Billy, he's drowning!
00:39:42Oh my god, he's drowning!
00:39:44We got him!
00:39:46Billy, Billy, help me!
00:39:55Alright, let's go.
00:40:02Oh my god.
00:40:13Oh my god.
00:40:16Oh my god.
00:40:18Oh my god.
00:40:19You okay?
00:40:19You took a lot in.
00:40:24You saving?
00:40:25Of course.
00:40:27I'm not letting either of us drown.
00:40:30Hey!
00:40:33When the tarnation is going on over here, get up.
00:40:36You want an invitation? Get up!
00:40:40I wanna know, why is Miller not smelling like Miller?
00:40:43And this little girl got in that pool with no swimsuit and no training.
00:40:48Answer me!
00:40:49I can explain. Mercury's in retrograde, so...
00:40:52Bolt, I do not have time for astrological bullshit right now.
00:40:56But it's true, the gravitational pull is just distorting perception,
00:40:58so it made it look like Denise is actually better than Pilly.
00:41:01I saw these two with my own eyes!
00:41:04But your chart says that you're ruled by Neptune, which is the planet of confusion.
00:41:10You see?
00:41:12You also got a lot of love and desires coming your way, Coach Finlands.
00:41:17Love?
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:19For me?
00:41:22Aquarius, like rain, like a ray maker.
00:41:24Oh, yes.
00:41:25Me? And her?
00:41:27That big bag?
00:41:28That's really straight of you.
00:41:29Thank God.
00:41:31Alright, you two, meet me in the gym.
00:41:35Now?
00:41:40Hey.
00:41:42Um, your clothes should be pretty dry.
00:41:44Now?
00:41:45Sorry that you got all wet.
00:41:47I'm sorry I got you into this mess.
00:41:49It's... it's all good.
00:41:50I mean, I really should learn how to swim, so...
00:41:52Thank you again for saving me.
00:41:54Alright, you two, we got a prom to decorate.
00:41:56I don't want you all to get expelled now.
00:41:58I like you too much.
00:42:02You're alright.
00:42:05You're alright.
00:42:06He's right.
00:42:07You're actually a lot cooler than I thought you were.
00:42:10Thanks.
00:42:11I think.
00:42:13You're not too bad yourself.
00:42:14You know?
00:42:15You're actually pretty funny.
00:42:16And you're like way smarter than I thought you were.
00:42:19And you're really cute.
00:42:21And like a... like a socially acceptable.
00:42:23Like... like in a subjective sort of way.
00:42:27Never mind.
00:42:27No, I feel the same way.
00:42:33You do?
00:42:35Yeah.
00:42:37I do.
00:42:40Cool.
00:42:47Um...
00:42:48Prom.
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:49Prom.
00:42:54Who are you even going with anyway?
00:42:56I'm...
00:42:57I'm not going, actually.
00:42:59Why not?
00:43:01Do you want to?
00:43:02Honestly, not really.
00:43:04I think I'd rather just stay at home.
00:43:05Like, watch football or something.
00:43:07No.
00:43:08I'm...
00:43:09Like, do you want to go to prom with me?
00:43:15Denise, you know I have a girlfriend.
00:43:18Yeah.
00:43:19Yes.
00:43:20Yes, I do.
00:43:21Vixen.
00:43:22Yeah.
00:43:24Um...
00:43:25And she's great.
00:43:26By the way.
00:43:28I'm...
00:43:28Gonna...
00:43:29I'm just...
00:43:30Gonna meet up with you.
00:43:31And I'm gonna see you soon.
00:43:32Okay, we're just gonna...
00:43:33We'll study.
00:43:37Was she serious about asking me to prom?
00:43:39Lucky boy.
00:43:40She's never asked a guy to pass assault.
00:43:42Other than prom.
00:43:44Yeah, she was serious.
00:43:47Let's go, Slugger.
00:44:03Let's go.
00:44:12Vixen, what are you doing?
00:44:13Okay, um, Vic, Vixen, I have, I have class.
00:44:18Pop quiz.
00:44:19The other one popping out is you.
00:44:22What?
00:44:22Can Vic Billy come out to play?
00:44:25Oh, no, no.
00:44:29You're so strong.
00:44:30Why are you acting like someone completely different?
00:44:36Denise?
00:44:41Denise?
00:44:41You know, what makes you think I'm Denise?
00:44:44I've gone mental.
00:44:45Of course you're not Denise, but she's turned you into this honorable zombie.
00:44:49Okay, I'm just trying to be a little bit more responsible.
00:44:51I don't know what's so strange about that.
00:44:53This flashcard freak is running for prom queen.
00:44:56Yeah, I know she is.
00:44:59I think she has a pretty good shot at winning it, too.
00:45:00Okay, I hope she does.
00:45:01Then I can just pour some more slime on her just like you did yesterday.
00:45:04You wouldn't dare.
00:45:05Do you bet your biceps I would?
00:45:07Billy, you make me want to be really bad.
00:45:09Okay.
00:45:09Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:45:11That's okay.
00:45:12No, Vixen, I don't want to kiss you.
00:45:14No.
00:45:19Oh, my God.
00:45:20You're in love with that nerd, aren't you?
00:45:23What nerd?
00:45:24Where did you go?
00:45:26The human calculator with the bad haircut.
00:45:28What bad haircut?
00:45:29Oh, God.
00:45:32I hate you, Billy.
00:45:34Hey, you're making me love you.
00:45:40Oh, God.
00:45:43This isn't over.
00:45:45This isn't over by a lock shop.
00:45:50What the hell just happened?
00:45:52Ah, girlfriend just broke up with you.
00:45:53Again?
00:45:54Second time today.
00:45:56Due to you?
00:45:57Okay, well, Billy, you're better off without her.
00:45:59All she does is just make fun of me every day.
00:46:01Everyone makes fun of you.
00:46:02And that's not my fault, is it?
00:46:03Well, maybe you shouldn't play the victim card all the time and people would actually respect you.
00:46:07Fuck you, Billy.
00:46:09Fuck me?
00:46:09Yeah, fuck you.
00:46:10Oh, fuck me.
00:46:12Eyes are high.
00:46:13Look who just grew a pair of balls.
00:46:15Eyeballs.
00:46:16You know what?
00:46:17After we swap bodies, I never want to see you again.
00:46:22Fine.
00:46:23Fine.
00:46:23Fine.
00:46:24Fine.
00:46:24Fine.
00:46:26Fine.
00:46:26Fine.
00:46:30Well, except for in a few hours when we have to study, right?
00:46:37Fine!
00:46:44Okay, yeah, this is sure to be on the exam.
00:46:48Explain electrophilic aromatic...
00:46:50Oh, hey, man.
00:46:52Billy, I need you to focus.
00:46:54Okay, you have to pass my exam today.
00:46:55Why would I help you when you just torched my love life?
00:46:59It was an accident, okay?
00:47:01I didn't mean to break up with your stupid girlfriend.
00:47:03Then unbreak up with her.
00:47:04Get Vixen back or I'm done studying.
00:47:07What are you doing?
00:47:09Mature.
00:47:09Honestly, I think that you're better off without Vixen.
00:47:11She's literally just this, like, crazed, little over-sexed cheerleader
00:47:15who just wants to have premarital intercourse all of the time.
00:47:18Exactly!
00:47:18That's why I'm dating her!
00:47:20Okay, well, the longer that I've gotten to know you,
00:47:22I just, I feel like maybe you deserve a little bit better.
00:47:26Oh, really?
00:47:27Yeah.
00:47:27And who would that be?
00:47:29You?
00:47:33Um, okay.
00:47:36Can we just go over all the condensation again, please?
00:47:39Get my Vixen back, or I'll fail your little test on this.
00:47:43Oh.
00:47:44Oh, blackmail.
00:47:45Oh, is that what we're doing?
00:47:46We're doing blackmail now?
00:47:47Okay.
00:47:48Yeah.
00:47:48Where are you going?
00:47:49Excuse me.
00:47:50Pardon me.
00:47:52Denise?
00:47:54Oh, wait.
00:47:55What did I just find?
00:47:57Is this a piece of cheesecake?
00:47:58You love cheesecake, don't you?
00:48:00So yum.
00:48:01Good luck fitting into your Speedo with a gut full of cheesecake.
00:48:06I love cheesecake.
00:48:08Cheesecake's my favorite.
00:48:09Okay, yeah.
00:48:09I use cheesecake all day, Billy.
00:48:11You're so funny, Denise.
00:48:13You're so funny.
00:48:15Uh-uh.
00:48:16What's this?
00:48:17Do you see what this is?
00:48:17Don't you dare.
00:48:18Don't you dare.
00:48:19No.
00:48:20Glucose kills your short-term memory.
00:48:22You will literally send my brain into a coma.
00:48:26Oh, okay.
00:48:27It is on.
00:48:29Oh.
00:48:29Oh.
00:48:33Oh.
00:48:35Oh.
00:48:36Oh.
00:48:42Oh.
00:49:08You know, when you're not such a know-it-all all the time, you're actually kind of fun.
00:49:15Careful.
00:49:16I almost sounded like a compliment.
00:49:21We got an emergency!
00:49:24Vixen's going psycho on the quad.
00:49:26What?
00:49:29What is she doing?
00:49:31Vixen's saying even things that make me blush.
00:49:33She's saying you smell like gym socks, you stuffed your bra, and you got pool lice.
00:49:37She's trying to ruin your rep so you can't run for prom, queen.
00:49:40Yeah, well, when are you going to get it, Billie?
00:49:43Okay, you say that you're so in love with this woman and she's an absolute-
00:49:45I'm a total bitch!
00:49:47And I'm done letting her treat you like shit.
00:49:49X!
00:49:50The skank!
00:49:50Human tampon!
00:49:51Yes, yes!
00:49:51You've seen her around, you've seen her around.
00:49:53Give me an X!
00:49:54Human tampon, you've seen her around.
00:49:56The skank of the school.
00:49:56Vinny and X!
00:49:57Vinny sucks!
00:49:59Do you have something you want to say to me?
00:50:00Say it to my face.
00:50:02My face?
00:50:02She'd come with a warning label.
00:50:03May cause diarrhea and suicidal thoughts.
00:50:07Your face is proof that evolution has a sense of humor.
00:50:11At least I don't smell like Bath and Body Works and desperation.
00:50:16At least I don't smell like my boyfriend's best friend's dick.
00:50:20It was only one time on the bus ride back from the Kansas game.
00:50:24Oh my god, you actually cheated?
00:50:28Penny!
00:50:29I was bluffing about you and Billy's best friend.
00:50:33I didn't know it was actually true.
00:50:34I can't help it if everybody wants me.
00:50:36Unlike you, who nobody wants.
00:50:39You'll never be me.
00:50:40You're just a nerd with bad hair and no life.
00:50:43You're right.
00:50:44I'll never be you.
00:50:46I'm not an insecure psycho who fantasizes about her own brother.
00:50:50I don't fantasize about my brother!
00:50:52Really, really.
00:50:52Then why do you moan his name every time you and Billy make out?
00:50:59How do you know that?
00:51:01I will get you for this, you bitch!
00:51:08I'll get you for this, you bitch!
00:51:19Luanne, I said I'll get you in those damn violins!
00:51:22Billy, this is a total misunderstanding.
00:51:24I'm sorry, why are you even talking to me?
00:51:25You dumped me, remember?
00:51:26Only so you'd beg me to take you back.
00:51:28Yeah, well, I'm not a dog.
00:51:30And I don't beg.
00:51:32Especially for bitches like you.
00:51:34Let's go.
00:51:50This is pretty amazing.
00:51:54Yeah, this is pretty good.
00:51:58What's really amazing is you.
00:52:01I mean, what you did with Vixen,
00:52:02nobody has ever stood up for me like that before.
00:52:04That's because the person
00:52:05who should be standing up for you is you.
00:52:09Sorry.
00:52:09Sorry.
00:52:11Watch them learn.
00:52:13Good news, guys.
00:52:14I think I found a way to switch her bodies back
00:52:16for Billy's swim meet and Denise's big test.
00:52:18Hold that thought.
00:52:19I gotta go past Denise's driving test.
00:52:21But you're scared to death of cars.
00:52:24After telling off my bitch of an ex-girlfriend,
00:52:26I'm scared of nothing!
00:52:29I think someone's got a crush on the boy who stole her body.
00:52:32I do not have a crush on the boy who stole my body.
00:52:36What?
00:52:39Okay, yeah, maybe like a little one.
00:52:42Little things have a habit of becoming big things.
00:52:44Just ask the boys on the swim team.
00:52:50Where are you going?
00:52:51The driving test.
00:52:51I love a good car crash.
00:52:53Woo!
00:52:54Let's go!
00:52:56Wiener, you mess up.
00:52:57You won't be driving anything, anytime, anywhere.
00:53:00That means no car, no scooter, not even a shopping cart.
00:53:02You got it?
00:53:09I bet you five bucks she hits his three cones before the first turn.
00:53:15You got this.
00:53:17Okay?
00:53:17Just a couple of turns.
00:53:19It's easy peasy.
00:53:23Saddle up!
00:53:27Saddle up!
00:53:53Saddle up!
00:53:56Saddle up!
00:53:56Saddle up!
00:54:00Saddle up!
00:54:00Saddle up!
00:54:01Saddle up!
00:54:01Saddle up!
00:54:02Saddle up!
00:54:02Christ!
00:54:03Hey, girlie, are you okay?
00:54:05Yeah, yeah.
00:54:06I'm great!
00:54:07Goldilocks, it appears to me you are about three barrels short of a bull of Forge today,
00:54:10so why don't we just do this another time?
00:54:12But...
00:54:12Uh, uh, nope.
00:54:14You faked it.
00:54:16Please, Coach, just give me another chance.
00:54:18I know I have it in me.
00:54:19Shit!
00:54:20One!
00:54:21More try.
00:54:24Put it in!
00:54:51Final test.
00:54:52Parallel park it.
00:54:54You ace this, you win.
00:54:56Otherwise, it would be parallel parking you.
00:55:19Coach.
00:55:21You passed.
00:55:23I passed?
00:55:23You passed.
00:55:25I passed!
00:55:40I passed!
00:55:42You did it!
00:55:43I did it!
00:55:44You did it!
00:55:45You did it!
00:55:46Yes!
00:55:48You lost it!
00:55:50You lost it!
00:55:51You lost it!
00:55:54Good job.
00:55:57You lost it!
00:55:59You lost it!
00:56:04Something stinks.
00:56:06I had fish sticks for lunch.
00:56:08No.
00:56:09It's that Denise.
00:56:10She's done something to Billy to change him.
00:56:12I mean, Denise is kinda cute ever since she started wearing eyeliner.
00:56:16Rhonda!
00:56:16But you hate her, so I hate her.
00:56:21I still can't believe she's running for prom queen.
00:56:24I can.
00:56:24And we're both voting for her.
00:56:26We are?
00:56:28I mean, we are.
00:56:30Yeah.
00:56:31But why?
00:56:33I like to spell it as you.
00:56:34Oh, but we couldn't.
00:56:36But we could, we just have to get our hands on that slime.
00:56:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:56:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:56:50Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:57:06Welcome?
00:57:07No!
00:57:08Shh!
00:57:09Billy!
00:57:09It's just us!
00:57:11You're trying to give me a heart attack.
00:57:13No, I'm trying to get us not caught, okay?
00:57:15We're not supposed to be doing this in here.
00:57:17Alright guys, listen.
00:57:18It's almost 313.
00:57:19If we want this spell to work, we gotta do it right now.
00:57:22So come on, let's go.
00:57:24Let's go.
00:57:27Come on, get comfortable.
00:57:29Come on, sit down.
00:57:31Is this supposed to actually work?
00:57:32Sweetheart, a year ago, I asked my father in to get me a Mustang and Beyonce tickets.
00:57:38Trust.
00:57:40Okay, bring your hands together.
00:57:41Let's go on.
00:57:43I'm about to take you for a mystical rollercoaster ride.
00:57:46Ultimate switch!
00:57:49Chew-yip!
00:57:51Chew-yip!
00:57:53Chew-yip!
00:57:54Choo-choo!
00:57:56Chew-yip!
00:58:00Did it work?
00:58:01No, I still have a penis.
00:58:04And I still don't.
00:58:05Shit!
00:58:06The universe is so fucking rude.
00:58:09Okay, well, it's official.
00:58:10We're never switching back.
00:58:11Hey, never say never.
00:58:13I'm not giving up on you.
00:58:16Or...
00:58:16Us.
00:58:18We'll make this work.
00:58:20So cute.
00:58:26What in the name of Joe Clark is going on in here?
00:58:32Step away from the witchcraft circle and explain yourselves.
00:58:35Now!
00:58:36First of all, it's not a witchcraft circle.
00:58:39It's an artisanal manifestation zone.
00:58:41I don't care what it is.
00:58:42Your little extracurricular seance is over.
00:58:45Uh, Principal Rainmaker, we were just...
00:58:46We were just...
00:58:47Wasting precious time.
00:58:48Do you know what time it is, Mr. Miller?
00:58:52It's now or another time!
00:58:54You've got twin trails starting in ten minutes.
00:58:56And Ms. Wiener, your science exam is not to begin.
00:58:59We need to go right now.
00:59:01Right, but what if we...
00:59:02What? No, what ifs?
00:59:03Look, just do your best and...
00:59:06To me...
00:59:07You've already won.
00:59:10You mean it?
00:59:11No, more Dillia Dallia!
00:59:12Move!
00:59:17You didn't pay me enough for this.
00:59:22Okay.
00:59:23So the rumor is that now it's a full experiment.
00:59:26So just trust your instincts and periodic table's got you.
00:59:33Racing's like solving an equation.
00:59:34One step at a time and focus.
00:59:36Okay, focused.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:38One second at a time, just...
00:59:44I'm a bit scared.
00:59:46Me too.
00:59:47But you've got this.
00:59:49You've got this too.
00:59:51Marito!
00:59:52Marito!
00:59:52We love you in your seat-o!
00:59:54What, Aquaman?
00:59:55Time to make a splash.
00:59:56Yeah.
00:59:57Ms. Wiener!
00:59:58Your GPA is hanging by a 3.
01:00:00And it's fraying fast.
01:00:09Let's swim, boys!
01:00:10Let's go!
01:00:12Let's go!
01:00:13Let's go!
01:00:13Let's go!
01:00:13Let's go!
01:00:14Let's go!
01:00:16Let's go!
01:00:20Let's go!
01:00:21Let's go!
01:00:22On your mark!
01:00:23And your time begins...
01:00:25Get set!
01:00:26Back!
01:00:49You can forget M.I.T.
01:00:52Try beauty school.
01:00:58Holy smokes!
01:01:00All that training down the drain!
01:01:02The Titanic is better in the water than you are today!
01:01:06Coach!
01:01:07What's my time?
01:01:08The fastest!
01:01:09Woo!
01:01:10Yeah!
01:01:11I can't lose!
01:01:13Not like this!
01:01:21Coach!
01:01:22Coach!
01:01:23Let me try again!
01:01:25One more time!
01:01:27Focus Ms. Wiener!
01:01:28One mistake!
01:01:29And it's all over with!
01:01:34One more!
01:01:35That's it!
01:01:36One more!
01:01:37One!
01:01:37One!
01:01:39Get up!
01:01:40Yeah!
01:01:41Get up!
01:01:41Get up!
01:01:42Get up!
01:01:44Okay!
01:01:45Okay!
01:01:46Okay!
01:01:48On your mark!
01:01:54Get set!
01:01:59Oh, my God.
01:02:38Miss Wiener, that's genius.
01:02:41A plus work.
01:02:42Always knew you had it in you.
01:02:43No, you didn't.
01:02:44Nothing but a jerk to me all day.
01:02:50Miller?
01:02:53You are Highs or Highs, and you swim team captain.
01:02:56Yeah!
01:02:58Let's go!
01:03:11Good job, Billy!
01:03:13Good job, Billy!
01:03:21Okay, how did it go?
01:03:23A plus.
01:03:23Yes!
01:03:24And how's your team go?
01:03:25Yeah, it's from team captain.
01:03:26Yes!
01:03:27We did it!
01:03:29I guess we make a pretty good team.
01:03:31Maybe we're more than that.
01:03:42Billy!
01:03:44Congrats!
01:03:45I'm really proud of you.
01:03:48Vixen, you feeling okay?
01:03:50Denise, why keep fighting?
01:03:52We can just be friends.
01:03:53You?
01:03:54You want to be friends with me?
01:03:55Of course.
01:03:56Why wouldn't I?
01:03:57I honestly hope you win prom queen tonight.
01:03:59You do?
01:04:00It's going to be a prom to remember, guys.
01:04:03Okay, get to get to class.
01:04:08Why is she being so nice?
01:04:10It's like a shark offer in swim lesson.
01:04:12People can change, I guess.
01:04:18I mean, Billy did.
01:04:22So, maybe Vixen can too.
01:04:25Oh, uh, about the question you asked earlier.
01:04:32I would love to go to prom with you.
01:04:36That is, if you still want to go to prom with me.
01:04:43Uh, yes.
01:04:44Yes, yes, I, I, it would, yes.
01:04:47It would be an honor to go to the prom with you.
01:04:50Thank you for asking me.
01:04:52Vixens will sure write about one thing.
01:04:54It'll be a prom to remember.
01:04:59We still have to finish decorating for the prom.
01:05:02Come on.
01:05:03I thought it was this way.
01:05:05No, that's this way, Billy.
01:05:08It's all taken care of, guys.
01:05:09I left a few surprises in there for you to see tonight.
01:05:12Thanks, Bolt.
01:05:15Oh, my God, what am I going to wear?
01:05:16Should I borrow my mom's pantyhose?
01:05:18Oh, my God, did you really say pantyhose?
01:05:21I'll dress both of you tonight.
01:05:23What would you do without me?
01:05:31Ow.
01:05:32Ow.
01:05:33Ow.
01:05:33Ow.
01:05:33Ow.
01:05:40Why does Sabotard weigh so much?
01:05:42Because revenge is worth its weight in slime.
01:05:46Are you sure about this?
01:05:48Before prom's over, Denise will be the nerdiest nerd that ever nerded.
01:05:51And what about Billy?
01:05:52Help, beg me to take him back.
01:05:53And I'll be crowned queen.
01:05:54What do we do if anyone asks us about all this slime?
01:05:57We're just helping them decorate for prom.
01:06:16I won't let this feeling fade.
01:06:20I won't let this feeling fade.
01:06:20I won't let this feeling fade.
01:06:55I won't let this feeling fade.
01:06:58And I say, just do it, hold the bucket, no matter what.
01:07:01Just do it.
01:07:02Got it.
01:07:04I'll teach that snitch bitch to take my man.
01:07:06Mixing for the kill.
01:07:23As prom chairwoman, it's my duty to announce
01:07:25Highs or Highs from King and Queen are Kenny, Denise Wiener, and Billy Miller.
01:08:17And that was a great day.
01:08:24I'll see you next time.
01:08:33Before our prom queen, queen kiss, I think there's something everybody here needs to see.
01:08:48What is it?
01:08:50What's happening?
01:08:50Oh my god, Kenny, this is crazy!
01:08:55Oh my god, this is embarrassing.
01:08:57She's gonna probably be alone her entire life, her and her 950 cats.
01:09:01Denise, Denise, what's going on?
01:09:03How could you share this with everyone?
01:09:08Denise, I'm so sorry.
01:09:11Hey, hey, hey, you know that's not who I am anymore.
01:09:14You know, like hell it is.
01:09:16Okay, and I'm so stupid to think that you would change in a day.
01:09:18I didn't fall in love with you.
01:09:23Excuse me.
01:09:25Wait, Denise!
01:09:27I guess we're not bulletproof, but we look so good on paper.
01:09:46Actually, I want everyone to listen.
01:09:49Everything I thought I was, it's all a lie.
01:09:59Bullying doesn't make you strong.
01:10:05Just alone.
01:10:18I've spent my whole life fitting into other people's expectations for me.
01:10:24I've become a totally new person.
01:10:28Someone totally different from when we first met in third grade.
01:10:33Today, everything changed.
01:10:35And I've become the person that I've always wanted to be.
01:10:40And it's all because I fell in love with you.
01:10:46I need to know.
01:10:50Do you love me too?
01:11:02Please, please, please let this work.
01:11:04This is what you all know for real this time.
01:11:06Please!
01:11:06Just two more in.
01:11:09Yeah.
01:11:31Yeah!
01:11:45Wait, Nisa's dressed like a guy, and Billy's dressed like a girl?
01:11:50This night sucks.
01:11:53Nothing's going as planned at all.
01:11:54Uh, right bodies.
01:11:56Wrong outfit.
01:11:58I don't know.
01:12:00You look pretty cute in my tux.
01:12:04This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
01:12:08You're really gonna throw away your reputation for this ugly nerd?
01:12:12She's nothing.
01:12:13She's pathetic.
01:12:14No.
01:12:15Vixen, you're wrong.
01:12:17Denise is not nothing.
01:12:19She's incredible.
01:12:21Honestly, all of us are the pathetic ones, because we were too dumb to notice it.
01:12:25And me.
01:12:28I was, I was too dumb to notice it.
01:12:32But I do now.
01:12:33I see you.
01:12:34You're perfect.
01:12:38And for the record, Vixen, Denise is far prettier than you ever will be.
01:12:44And not just because she has a beautiful face, but because she has a beautiful heart.
01:12:49Can't say the same about you now, can we?
01:12:50No, please.
01:12:51I'm gonna bomb it.
01:12:52You're just a loser, Billy Miller.
01:12:53And you?
01:12:54I don't even know what you are.
01:12:57Loser.
01:12:57She's a loser.
01:12:58You already lost, Vixen.
01:13:00School's almost over.
01:13:02There's a new queen in town.
01:13:05And she has her king.
01:13:12Stop!
01:13:12You can't do this to me!
01:13:13Stop!
01:13:14Why are you cheering for her?
01:13:15Stop!
01:13:15Stop cheering for her!
01:13:17You can't be doing this to me!
01:13:19Stop it!
01:13:20You can't do it!
01:13:21You can't do it!
01:13:23Just do it.
01:13:24Those are the magic leaves.
01:13:37No!
01:13:38Not me!
01:13:40Oh, Vixen!
01:13:42You can't laugh at me!
01:13:43I'm the most popular girl that highs your high!
01:13:45Will someone get that tacky, washed up, non-popular girl off the stage, please?
01:13:49She's really icky.
01:13:51Oh, fuck you, Bolt!
01:13:52And fuck you, Billy!
01:13:53And fuck you, Denise!
01:13:54Fuck you, Rhonda, for screwing up my whole planet!
01:13:56And fuck you, Kenny!
01:13:58Move!
01:13:58Get out of my way!
01:13:59Move!
01:13:59Now!
01:13:59In fact, all you fuckers at highs your high can all go fuck yourselves.
01:14:03Seriously, Miss Dior, the only person who's gonna fuck herself is you!
01:14:09You're officially suspended.
01:14:10Now get off my stage and get out of my school!
01:14:12No!
01:14:14No!
01:14:20It's her leg!
01:14:23Now get back on her feet!
01:14:26No!
01:14:31No!
01:14:32How about you?
01:14:32And what are y'all clapping about?
01:14:33Ken, back to dancing!
01:14:48I guess Maxine has got a little taste of her own medicine.
01:14:51Yeah, about damn time too.
01:14:54I literally must have been clinically insane to have ever actually liked her.
01:15:00And Denise, I'm so sorry.
01:15:03About everything that I've done, genuinely.
01:15:05Like, I can't say it enough.
01:15:07I'm so sorry.
01:15:09It's okay.
01:15:11I'm sorry too.
01:15:12And I forgive you.
01:15:14For everything, and I mean that.
01:15:22Mr. Miller!
01:15:23Miss Wiener!
01:15:24You two both are in big, big trouble!
01:15:29What? Why? What the hell did we do?
01:15:31Do we not decorate the gym for prom like you asked?
01:15:33That's why you in trouble.
01:15:34No one will ever make prom look so beautiful.
01:15:38Oh my God.
01:15:39Okay, so we're not expelled?
01:15:41Nope. And I'm writing you two letters of recommendation.
01:15:45And Miller!
01:15:45What?
01:15:46I'm gonna make sure that you get a scholarship.
01:15:49But, uh...
01:15:50Maybe, uh...
01:15:51Lose the dress?
01:15:52Pink ain't really your color, son.
01:15:55Hey, yeah.
01:15:56Yes, coach. Right away.
01:15:57Coach, actually.
01:15:59Good work, you two.
01:16:02So...
01:16:02What college do you want to go to?
01:16:05Um...
01:16:06Hopefully whichever one you're at.
01:16:11Hey...
01:16:12Can we do that thing again?
01:16:15What, swap bodies?
01:16:16No.
01:16:19This.
01:16:20There are always reasons.
01:16:22Even in the coldest season.
01:16:24I'll take your heart and freeze it.
01:16:28And there are always samples.
01:16:30Along the way, just let go.
01:16:32Life is no place for it, almost.
01:16:36We belong together.
01:16:39And now...
01:16:40Just like the sword in the stone.
01:16:42Oh!
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