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00:00:23Jesus, Mom, can you at least warn me when you're going to do that, please?
00:00:29Oh, please. Don't be such a child. Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:43See? The all-powerful magic heirloom. Still safe and sound.
00:00:48No, you should be more careful.
00:00:49The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:54Yeah.
00:00:54And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:01But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:06Yeah.
00:01:07Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:10The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:14Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:18I know. Sorry.
00:01:21You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona, and you can't reach your full potential until you marry
00:01:28and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:31Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:35What?
00:01:36Mom, no, please don't.
00:01:38Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:43Mom, please.
00:01:43You understand?
00:01:47Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:49I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:51Remember?
00:01:58Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:02:01This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:07For two more nights, fuck my responsibility.
00:02:12I'm going to have some fun.
00:02:27That would be $25.
00:02:30I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:34Right.
00:02:35It's on the house.
00:02:54There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:03Where the hell are you?
00:03:04I'm in Vegas.
00:03:05I guess like I said, it would be old, man.
00:03:06Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:10Remember your mission.
00:03:12Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her, and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:03:17debts.
00:03:18You mean your debts.
00:03:19Quiet.
00:03:20It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:23You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:26Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you, I am going to sell your little sister
00:03:33off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:36Dad's secret is just a kid.
00:03:38When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:41Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:45Do you understand?
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:47I understand.
00:03:49Good.
00:03:50And you, keep practicing.
00:03:52You sound god-awful.
00:03:55Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:11It's two of us.
00:04:13You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:15Who remembers Shippen and his dumb teens anyways?
00:04:17No way.
00:04:19Totally.
00:04:19I love that show.
00:04:20I watched it in one sitting at like 2 a.m.
00:04:23This is one of my favorites.
00:04:25It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:26But I think it's one of their best ones.
00:04:28Really?
00:04:30I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:35Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:41The Wand of Light.
00:04:43So it does exist.
00:04:45Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:47It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:50Why not?
00:04:51We're witches.
00:04:53Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:55Why can't true love?
00:04:58I'm Lili, by the way.
00:05:01Lili Collins.
00:05:05Eric Phillips.
00:05:06Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:09Damn.
00:05:10He's hot.
00:05:11And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:12I deserve a little fun.
00:05:14Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:16I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:18Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:20Maybe.
00:05:38Okay, Swinson.
00:05:40Don't fuck this up.
00:05:55Eric, motherfucking Swinson.
00:05:57Excuse me?
00:05:58You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me, and you think you can sit there and
00:06:02act like nothing happened?
00:06:03I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:06Don't gaslight me, Swinson.
00:06:07I know exactly who you are.
00:06:23You know who she is?
00:06:26I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:40You nervous?
00:06:41Not at all.
00:06:43You can always fold, you know.
00:06:45You know, I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:50Not a chance.
00:06:52I'm here to win.
00:06:53You sure?
00:06:55Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:06:58Oh.
00:06:59I am very focused.
00:07:02Hmm.
00:07:04Are you guys done making good eyes at each other, or what?
00:07:08You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:10I call.
00:07:12Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:15But don't worry.
00:07:16I'll let you go another round.
00:07:18Once I beat you.
00:07:20Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:25Eric?
00:07:28Eric?
00:07:46I have wanted to do that, since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:50Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:53Do you want me to stop?
00:07:58Let's go.
00:08:09Let's see.
00:08:10Let him watch.
00:08:12Give him a show.
00:08:24Wait, please don't stop.
00:08:27Use your words.
00:08:29Tell me what you want.
00:08:31I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:33Please.
00:08:34That's a good girl.
00:08:41Eric.
00:08:45Wait, wait, I think I'm gonna...
00:08:49Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:54No.
00:08:55That was from him.
00:09:05Lucky son of a bitch.
00:09:07Beginner Lux, let's see you do it again next hand.
00:09:10No can do.
00:09:12I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:09:20Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:27It is Vegas.
00:09:29Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:42You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:49It's very distracting.
00:09:53Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:09:58I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:09Eric, there are people.
00:10:11And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:17I should stop.
00:10:18This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:10:20You know, you were right before.
00:10:22I'm not who I say I am.
00:10:24And who out there is exactly as they present.
00:10:28But I am...
00:10:29Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:10:32For once in my life, I...
00:10:35I just want to forget about everything.
00:10:38Just live in the moment.
00:10:40And I think you can help me to do that.
00:10:51Remove the camouflage.
00:10:53I want you to see you.
00:10:55The real you.
00:10:57But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:00I already know who you are.
00:11:02The real you wants to let go.
00:11:11No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:11:13He really wants me.
00:11:16The real me.
00:11:17Fuck.
00:11:19You are gorgeous.
00:11:23I want you, Eric.
00:11:26I need you.
00:11:30Spread your legs for me.
00:11:36Keep your eyes open.
00:11:39I want you to watch yourself come.
00:11:42All over my fingers.
00:11:48Keep your eyes open.
00:11:55I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:11:57They can if you stay quiet.
00:12:00Keep your eyes open.
00:12:01Or I'll stop.
00:12:06That's a good girl.
00:12:08Look down at my hand.
00:12:13Oh my god.
00:12:15They hurt me.
00:12:16I can't.
00:12:17Just relax.
00:12:20I can't, Eric.
00:12:23It's okay.
00:12:24Don't think.
00:12:26Just tell.
00:12:28Tell me anything.
00:12:30So good.
00:12:31But I need more, Eric.
00:12:36Eric.
00:12:37You feel so good.
00:12:39I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:43So I'm going to make you come.
00:12:46I'll get you there.
00:12:48I'm going to go down.
00:12:50I want you to scream my name when I come.
00:12:53Five.
00:12:55Four.
00:12:57Three.
00:13:23I can't believe I just came on his hand.
00:13:25In front of other people.
00:13:28I think this is your floor.
00:13:36I'll be at the fountain tomorrow.
00:13:38At eight o'clock.
00:13:40If you decide that you want one.
00:13:42See you there.
00:13:53How did he know what floor I was on?
00:14:00So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:14:05What about you?
00:14:07Me?
00:14:09I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:11The boring one, if you will.
00:14:14And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:14:16Follow the rules and all that good stuff.
00:14:19I don't believe you.
00:14:21I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:14:24Oh, come on.
00:14:27Come on.
00:14:28It's Vegas.
00:14:30Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:31Just for divine.
00:14:35So, any bad ideas?
00:14:41Just one.
00:14:48What are you doing?
00:14:50What are you doing?
00:15:06No games.
00:15:07Just fuck me already.
00:15:09I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:11Consider me wooed.
00:15:12Then we could take it slow?
00:15:13Your lips say one thing.
00:15:15But your body says something else.
00:15:29Wait.
00:15:31Shit.
00:15:32I almost lost my cool.
00:15:34I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:38Oh my god.
00:15:39I can't believe I just did that.
00:15:41That was so embarrassing.
00:15:42This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:15:44That was way too much.
00:15:45Hey.
00:15:46You're never too much.
00:15:48You don't understand, Eric.
00:15:49Okay, if my family saw me do any of that,
00:15:52they would freak out.
00:15:53Tonight's not about your family.
00:15:55Tonight's about you.
00:15:56Remember?
00:15:57Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:16:00Do something that you want to do.
00:16:02Something no one would expect.
00:16:04Maybe he's right.
00:16:06I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:12For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:16She spotted the chapel.
00:16:19Just like I planned.
00:16:23So are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:26It's only temporary.
00:16:27Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:16:29The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:33So, are you ready for a homie matrimony?
00:16:36I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:39Come on!
00:16:43Let's go.
00:16:48You nervous?
00:16:51Just never been married before.
00:17:00Uh, it's my sister.
00:17:02I need to take this.
00:17:03Oh, yeah.
00:17:03Take your time.
00:17:05Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:17:07Hey, mama.
00:17:07Let's get some flowers for you.
00:17:08Come on.
00:17:09Let's do it.
00:17:11You need to come home.
00:17:12Now.
00:17:13I can't.
00:17:14Secret.
00:17:14Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:17:16He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:19He looks at me weird.
00:17:20It really freaks me out.
00:17:22You were my big brother, E.
00:17:23I need you.
00:17:25Here.
00:17:25Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:17:27But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:17:31Okay?
00:17:34Hey.
00:17:37Is everything okay?
00:17:39Yeah.
00:17:41Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:44You, uh, you sure about this?
00:17:47It's only temporary.
00:17:50Come on, we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:17:56Let's go.
00:17:57Let's go.
00:18:11Let's go.
00:18:12Only temporary.
00:18:13Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:19But she doesn't know that.
00:18:21And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:18:24Is your sister okay?
00:18:27Is something wrong?
00:18:29Nothing's wrong.
00:18:30We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:34What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:36All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:41Let's get this show started.
00:18:42Woo!
00:18:43Woo!
00:19:10This is it.
00:19:11I have the Wand of Light.
00:19:13The most powerful object in the world.
00:19:16If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father.
00:19:20Set Sigrid and I free.
00:19:28But I already betrayed her once.
00:19:31I will.
00:19:49I will.
00:19:57I will.
00:19:59I will.
00:20:12I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:14Be back soon.
00:20:25It's only temporary.
00:20:27Okay.
00:20:27And old magic is weak.
00:20:28The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:31Oh.
00:20:31Hmm.
00:20:32That's weird.
00:20:33The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:44So.
00:20:45Did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:49No.
00:20:50It's complicated.
00:21:21It's complicated.
00:21:23And then bring her to me.
00:21:26Idiot.
00:21:34He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:42I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:46You lying piece of bullshit.
00:21:48You didn't want me.
00:21:50You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:21:53I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:21:56You still lied to me, Eric.
00:21:57You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:21:59That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:02Okay.
00:22:02I did.
00:22:02But that was before we-
00:22:03Why before?
00:22:04Before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:06Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:09I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:10I'm trying to save mine.
00:22:12I know all about you, Spensons.
00:22:15All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want.
00:22:19I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this
00:22:24time.
00:22:25The hand fast, Mark, it'll fade.
00:22:28Just like you.
00:22:29Just like whatever this was.
00:22:30The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:22:32Not that part.
00:22:33Not with you.
00:22:35It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:37You will never, ever get the wand.
00:22:41Lili, what?
00:22:43When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again.
00:23:01So, that didn't happen.
00:23:04My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:09Then a month went by.
00:23:11Then...
00:23:13Well...
00:23:17See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:20It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:22Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:29Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:36Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:44I tried calling.
00:23:46Texting.
00:23:47Sending flying monkeys.
00:23:49Nothing.
00:23:50Not a single word from my beloved husband.
00:23:54For half a year.
00:24:04Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:08The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:14No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand too.
00:24:17I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:46Who are you?
00:24:47What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:50Nothing.
00:24:51I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:24:56Payday? Someone sent you! Who?
00:25:00I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality. Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:04Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:21Be wise not to fight back, witch. You're in over your head.
00:25:26I'd rather die than let you take the wand!
00:25:30Suit yourself.
00:25:35Suit yourself.
00:25:45What the fuck?
00:25:59Get off me! She has the wand!
00:26:02I got the wand. I'll get the rest later.
00:26:08No!
00:26:12You are the reason I lost the wand. Who are you?
00:26:21The hand fast mark.
00:26:25Hello, wife. Miss me?
00:26:30What are you doing here?
00:26:32You know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but it looks like you were
00:26:37more into bondage. I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:39Shut up!
00:26:43Look, you should be thanking me. I did just save your house.
00:26:46Thanking you? You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone. How did you even find me?
00:26:53Wait a minute.
00:26:55You were trying to steal the wand too, weren't you?
00:26:59Maybe.
00:27:00Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:05Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:27:10here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:14Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:16Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good spins and schemes!
00:27:20I just... I need it, okay? It's... it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:27Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:27:32hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:34Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or worse.
00:27:39Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:41I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:43It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand! That shadow thief or whatever! And that's your fault!
00:27:51I can get it back!
00:27:53Look, I know I don't deserve it. But just give me one more chance.
00:27:58I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:01the divorce spell.
00:28:03Please, Lily, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:28:06I can't trust him. I shouldn't.
00:28:11But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:20No.
00:28:21No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:24It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right.
00:28:28So I don't let the wand fall into the wrong hands.
00:28:31And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:28:36the entire world?
00:28:38Fair. Uh, whatever you want, Lily.
00:28:42God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:45Alright, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want.
00:28:50Eric, husband, daddy...
00:28:52Shut up! Don't call me wife either. After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:28:58You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:03Yeah, you're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:07We'll see.
00:29:12Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:17That's a ten-mile radius. We'll never find a wand inside that circle.
00:29:21Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay?
00:29:24It doesn't last long, though. We'll have like three or four days.
00:29:28Well, lucky for you, I already packed our bags.
00:29:32Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:38After this, we're done. You got it?
00:29:41Don't go back on your words, Vincent. We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:44Cross my heart.
00:29:46Hope to die.
00:30:04You imagined a car here?
00:30:06This isn't just any car.
00:30:14This is Bessie.
00:30:16You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:30:21In a car without a roof?
00:30:24I mean, if you're not comfortable...
00:30:29I could go by myself.
00:30:32If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:34Hmm.
00:30:36I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:30:38I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:42Then your chariot awaits.
00:30:44Wife.
00:31:03Well, you've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:14Well, you've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:19You're Svensson.
00:31:20You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:22Why are we turning?
00:31:23We don't have any time.
00:31:25We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:27That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:30Plus, it's getting dark.
00:31:31We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:32Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:34Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:36Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:39What is with guys and cars?
00:31:41Jesus.
00:31:42No.
00:31:42I mean, literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:45My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:31:49Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:31:51The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:31:54Your family has issues.
00:31:56Finally.
00:31:57Something we can agree on.
00:31:59Was this your plan all along?
00:32:01To make me feel bad for you because your family's evil,
00:32:04so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the divorce?
00:32:07Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:10Yeah.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:23You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have,
00:32:28then you do not even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:36I promise, no funny business.
00:32:40Pinky promise.
00:33:00Good night to you two.
00:33:16In Vegas, you said you had a sister, right?
00:33:22Yeah.
00:33:24Sigrid.
00:33:26She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:33:29She's different than us.
00:33:31Better.
00:33:33Not like you?
00:33:34No.
00:33:37Not like me.
00:33:38But you already know that.
00:33:53We're not all.
00:33:54You're not all.
00:33:57We're all well.
00:34:00We're all well.
00:34:05You're all well.
00:34:12We were good.
00:34:13We're all good.
00:34:13We're good.
00:34:14No way.
00:34:14Just a minute.
00:34:14Just a minute.
00:34:15No way.
00:34:18You can't do that.
00:34:19It's your goal.
00:34:30Good morning, wife.
00:34:33I told you not to call me that.
00:34:51You were saying something?
00:34:54What?
00:34:57How did you know I was awake?
00:35:00The husband always knows.
00:35:08Well, if you don't mind, I'm gonna shower.
00:35:14No peeking.
00:35:19Cross my heart.
00:35:21Hope to die.
00:35:30I need to get a grip.
00:35:32Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:37I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:35:49I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:05Look, I'm so close.
00:36:11Okay.
00:36:12That's it, Lily.
00:36:14Be a good girl.
00:36:16And go for a minute.
00:36:24Are you ready?
00:36:29Okay.
00:36:30Eric!
00:36:30Eric!
00:36:44You said that you wouldn't look.
00:36:48I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:36:51Well, I'll think about me.
00:36:53God, you are so full of yourself.
00:36:56Do I know what I heard?
00:36:58Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:03Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:37:10And you came so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:37:15I think about those times a lot.
00:37:18Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:45You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:37:49It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:37:50Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:37:54I am your wife after all.
00:37:56Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:37:59Funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you.
00:38:01I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:05So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:06If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get hand fast married.
00:38:10Obviously that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:15Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family.
00:38:18But in mine, it's huge.
00:38:20See? There you go again.
00:38:22Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:24It's never about what you want.
00:38:25I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:28If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:31Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:34That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:38You ever think of that?
00:38:40Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:42Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:38:44Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:05I'm gonna get some coffee.
00:39:07It's being dark. You really think you should be alone?
00:39:09So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:16Fine. Just don't take too long.
00:39:21You got her in the car or what?
00:39:23Who?
00:39:24Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:39:26The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:31You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:34You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that.
00:39:36Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:39What's the end game here?
00:39:41You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:44What does she have to do with it?
00:39:45Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:39:48I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:39:52When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:39:57And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:01So you just want to use her?
00:40:03Like you use mom?
00:40:04Like you're using your own daughter.
00:40:06This is not a request, boy.
00:40:09Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:13Your magic, everything.
00:40:15And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:29This isn't right. The trail should still be here.
00:40:33Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:35Yeah, thank you.
00:40:37Wait, how did you know my-
00:40:39You.
00:40:43But the map said that-
00:40:45That's cute.
00:40:46You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:40:54That wand is mine.
00:40:59Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:01And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:41:04Employer?
00:41:07Hold still. This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:10No, stop! Stop!
00:41:11No!
00:41:19Get away from her!
00:41:24Eric, the wand!
00:41:38My magic.
00:41:39She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:42You're okay. I got you.
00:41:44You're okay.
00:41:45You're okay.
00:41:47I don't understand.
00:41:49The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:41:52What did she want with my powers?
00:41:54The thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:41:57She can't have gone far. We'll find her.
00:41:59Lay low for now.
00:42:00Eric, stop the car! I can't breathe!
00:42:03Okay.
00:42:13Hey, hey, hey. Look at me. Look at me. You're okay. You're okay. Just breathe. I got you. You're safe.
00:42:22I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric.
00:42:25I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:42:27Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:41I still hate you.
00:42:45If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:42:49This doesn't change anything.
00:42:52It's only scratching an itch.
00:42:54Once we get the wand, and we do the divorce spell, and we forget each other existed.
00:43:04Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:07You wanna forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:10You wanna forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this way?
00:43:20Eric.
00:43:23Wait, wait.
00:43:24Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:30We can't do this.
00:43:33If this is what goes wrong between us, we can't make that mistake again.
00:43:37We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:39Let's get the wand, that's it.
00:43:42And then what?
00:43:44You know what happens after, Eric.
00:43:47We do the divorce spell.
00:43:49And we never see each other again.
00:44:21It smells like fresh baked pastries.
00:44:24Cinnamon.
00:44:27Old magic.
00:44:31I should have known.
00:44:33It's a satyr's inn.
00:44:36That spell.
00:44:37A lumen and habitus smell.
00:44:40It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:44:45You mean orgies?
00:44:47Satyrs are the horniest bastards in the lone world.
00:44:51It lowers any fear, doubt, shame.
00:44:55Grants of your deepest desires.
00:44:58Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:11Eric, don't.
00:45:13I'm trying not to.
00:45:25I'm trying not to.
00:45:27I'm trying not to.
00:45:32The spell.
00:45:34It doesn't create desire.
00:45:36It lets go of the lies.
00:45:39It tells us what we really want.
00:45:41What I want doesn't matter.
00:45:43It matters in here.
00:45:46Tell me what you really want.
00:45:49You can say goodbye.
00:45:51And go our separate ways.
00:45:53Or you can tell me you want this.
00:45:56You want me.
00:46:00Tell me to stay.
00:46:03Stay here.
00:46:05Please.
00:46:06God, what is this?
00:46:08Is this just the magic word?
00:46:11No.
00:46:11No.
00:46:13It's not the spell.
00:46:15It's freedom.
00:46:17In here, the outside world doesn't matter.
00:46:21Just you.
00:46:22And me.
00:46:25I shouldn't want this.
00:46:27I know.
00:46:29I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:34Or this.
00:46:36To be able to share with.
00:46:39To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:46:42You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:46:46To mind.
00:46:48You're with the ear.
00:46:50To the Sherwood family.
00:46:53Who are you?
00:46:55I want you, Eric.
00:46:57I need you.
00:47:01Tell me who you are.
00:47:04Lily.
00:47:06Close.
00:47:10But not quite.
00:47:13Tonight.
00:47:14Tell me who you are.
00:47:17Your wife.
00:47:20I'm sorry.
00:47:23I'm sorry.
00:47:40This doesn't change anything.
00:47:43I know.
00:47:45we can have tonight and then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside
00:47:51sure i'll go back to being my bad self and you can go back to pretending to be a good
00:47:55little witch
00:47:57excuse me don't deny lately you share what's been said i know what kind of dork naughty thoughts you
00:48:04i don't it's okay to be bad you don't have to pretend
00:48:15i don't huh
00:48:19you know just because i have half my magic doesn't mean i can't play with you for tonight
00:48:36now you're gonna sit there like a good little
00:48:41witch
00:48:46and i'm gonna do whatever i want to you
00:48:59i don't remember packing that lingerie
00:49:01close your eyes
00:49:05eric you're so good for being such a bad boy
00:49:10i am being properly motivated not to move
00:49:18see how long it takes you to break
00:49:20for you i could stay here forever
00:49:22pretty to think so
00:49:25why don't we test that little theory huh
00:49:28we're playing a dangerous game
00:49:31all you have to do
00:49:34is admit that i win
00:49:35i'll let you fuck me i'll even let you come wherever you want
00:49:56god
00:49:57come on i know you wanna just admit i'm right
00:50:05fine
00:50:07fine
00:50:07you win
00:50:09oh what was that
00:50:10you hurt me
00:50:12oh
00:50:21so what's my prize
00:50:23i could torture you like you did me
00:50:31but i want to be inside you
00:50:34i want to feel you squeeze me tight
00:50:38and take me to bed husband
00:50:43call me that again
00:50:46you want me to fuck you husband
00:50:50fuck me
00:50:58tell me a story
00:51:02like the ones you did in vegas
00:51:05i've got a story about
00:51:07my pet goat gilmore
00:51:09and how he got stuck on a magic carpet
00:51:13or the story about
00:51:14how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll
00:51:17using only redimates
00:51:19i already know about your family
00:51:25i want to know about you
00:51:28what's it like to be a svensson heir
00:51:30you want the insider info
00:51:34you tell me yours i'll tell you mine
00:51:36you're gonna tell me how wonderful it was
00:51:39growing up as a beloved and blessed
00:51:41sherwood
00:51:46is that what you think being a sherwood is like
00:51:49is that what you think being a sherwood is like
00:51:51all fun and rainbows
00:51:53yeah everybody loves your family
00:51:55that's not true eric
00:51:57there are so many people who would
00:51:59love it if we just disappeared
00:52:01my mother has been shouldering all that
00:52:03responsibility and pressure for decades
00:52:05and next year i will be the head witch in charge
00:52:09everyone's counting on me to do the right thing
00:52:11like eat your fruits and veggies
00:52:13like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me
00:52:19like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams
00:52:23because my whole life was planned for me from the very start before i was even born
00:52:28i'm always doing the right thing for the family
00:52:30i was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing
00:52:34i couldn't be tired i couldn't be scared i couldn't be angry
00:52:37one mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for
00:52:42if this whole world fades to black it's because i messed up
00:52:46it's because i didn't do a good job
00:52:51i don't think i've ever said that out loud before
00:52:54i'm glad you did
00:52:57your turn
00:52:59growing up with vinson was
00:53:02a little different
00:53:04the old man likes to say i was
00:53:06the first of his disappointments
00:53:09i guess it's good
00:53:11at least i was first in something
00:53:13i didn't care about disappointing him
00:53:15i just wanted to get away from him
00:53:18i had it all planned out when
00:53:21i turned 16 i'd leave
00:53:22change my name and the vinson bloodline would die with me
00:53:26my mom died when secret was born
00:53:31my dad used her against me
00:53:34every day since
00:53:40i'm so sorry eric
00:53:42i
00:53:43i shouldn't have asked
00:53:46it's okay
00:53:47the vincents have always lived in the sherwood shadows
00:53:52we are the shadows
00:53:56all you do is shine
00:54:07he always asks me what i want
00:54:11what do you want eric
00:54:16you'd hate me if i told you
00:54:19i mean more than you already do
00:54:23i don't hate you
00:54:26i never did
00:54:30no
00:54:35x
00:54:37x
00:54:37x
00:54:37x
00:54:37x
00:54:37x
00:54:38x
00:54:42x
00:54:43x
00:54:45x
00:54:46x
00:55:02Eric. Something's wrong. Dad's got visitors. A bunch of old guys. I don't know who they are.
00:55:08He made me play piano for them like some kind of dress up doll. It's really freaking me out.
00:55:19Eric. Are you safe? Eric. Are you safe? For now. All those weird old men left last night. And I
00:55:33hexed my door so no one could get in. Don't let anyone in. If dad tries to get you to
00:55:37play with any of those weird old men, just... I know. I'll just do what he says. I always do.
00:55:44I'm so sick of this E. What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:55:49I'm never going to let that happen. All right? Look, I'm close to getting the Wand of Light.
00:55:55The Wand of Light? Like the one from the fairy tales?
00:56:00You can't tell that secret. When I get the wand, be ready for my call. I have a plan.
00:56:08I barely know basic spells. I don't know if...
00:56:12You can. I know you can. When the time is right, you'll be ready.
00:56:44Filling up Bessie. Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:56:56Oh my god! Why do you and mom always do that?
00:57:00A bit high-strung, aren't you, sis?
00:57:04I was just in the middle of thinking.
00:57:06Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who. Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:57:12Oh, yeah. Well, you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
00:57:16Oh, aren't we feisty this morning? Your super-hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing?
00:57:21Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:24I know all the best places to hide a body, by the way.
00:57:28I'm fine, Effie. I know all about Eric Spenson. I'm not stupid. And when we get the wand back...
00:57:35You mean if you get the wand back?
00:57:38We will. And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell. This mark will be gone.
00:57:44Then, I'll go home and marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:57:52It's not fair, you know. I know I'm the last person who should be saying that, because it's not like
00:57:57I can change it.
00:57:59But it's not.
00:58:01It's just the way it goes, right?
00:58:03There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want, and be a good heir.
00:58:11Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:58:14That's fine.
00:58:16It's what it means to be a sure what.
00:58:18Just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:58:24Alright.
00:58:25Whatever you say, sis.
00:58:27You know best.
00:58:29I know.
00:58:31Give everyone a hug from me.
00:58:33Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:58:44Last night was the last time.
00:58:46After today, we're done.
00:58:49If I say that enough times,
00:58:51maybe I'll finally believe it.
00:59:01I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
00:59:05My family's magic is dying.
00:59:07My father's been cashing in on broken promises for years.
00:59:10But he holds most of the power, and me and Sieg, we just get to scratch.
00:59:14That's how he controls us.
00:59:17If I could use the wand just once, I could take his power away from the grave.
00:59:23I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:59:24I'm trying to save mine.
00:59:25It's the only way that we can be free.
00:59:29That's what you meant by trying to save your family.
00:59:33I was going to tell you the night before.
00:59:35I was going to tell you the truth.
00:59:37And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand.
00:59:40Just once.
00:59:41And then I would do whatever you want.
00:59:43Get a divorce.
00:59:45Leave you alone.
00:59:46Forever.
00:59:47Why didn't you tell me?
00:59:51Why didn't you tell me that morning?
00:59:52Maybe things could have been different.
00:59:56I would have asked you to stay.
00:59:58It's a nice idea, but our families have been at war since the beginning of time.
01:00:05Maybe if we were different people, we have different lives, this would have worked.
01:00:12Maybe we can do it.
01:00:15Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:00:18A witch can hope.
01:00:26What?
01:00:28Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:30Why are you looking at me like that?
01:00:44Wait, I'm driving.
01:00:46Pull over.
01:01:05You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:13End of the line, witches.
01:01:19Unh.
01:01:21Unh.
01:01:23Unh.
01:01:27Unh.
01:01:28Unh.
01:01:33Unh.
01:01:36Unh.
01:01:38Unh.
01:01:39I can't!
01:02:02Now's not a good time old man.
01:02:04Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:08You... you said the Shadow Thief?
01:02:11Of course I said her.
01:02:13Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:26Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:30But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:02:38Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:02:53You said you needed her alive. The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:02:56I've reconsidered.
01:02:58Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:03Debts won't matter.
01:03:05The stupid Sherwoods won't matter. And as for the girl, well...
01:03:09I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:12I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:17Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:21You're welcome.
01:03:24Go to hell home, man.
01:03:29Go to hell home, man.
01:03:36Take it!
01:03:39No!
01:03:40No!
01:03:41No!
01:03:41Your soul will be delicious!
01:03:44No!
01:03:45No!
01:03:48No!
01:03:50No!
01:03:51No!
01:03:52No!
01:03:53No!
01:03:55No!
01:03:58No!
01:03:59Get off my wife!
01:04:07You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:20This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:28Hey, I got you.
01:04:30You didn't run.
01:04:32Are you kidding?
01:04:33I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:04:40Eric!
01:04:40You can't get rid of me that usually.
01:04:43No, no, no, no, stay with me! Eric!
01:04:46Oh my God! Eric, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me!
01:04:49Oh my God!
01:04:52I can't save you, I don't have my powers!
01:04:55Why didn't you run?
01:04:57You could have saved yourself!
01:05:00I've been saving myself my whole life.
01:05:05You...
01:05:05I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:08You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:12Yeah.
01:05:14But I'm your idiot.
01:05:22You took a divorce spell.
01:05:25I had a promise.
01:05:27Now you're free.
01:05:29You...
01:05:30I don't want to be free.
01:05:34I don't want to be free.
01:05:36I want to be with you.
01:05:38Just keep secrets safe.
01:05:41Safe from my father.
01:05:43Safe from all of it.
01:05:47You know...
01:05:48Those days in Vegas...
01:05:51Were the best three days of my life.
01:05:53All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:05:59I love you.
01:06:01I love you too.
01:06:04I love you, I love you.
01:06:07Eric.
01:06:10No!
01:06:10No!
01:06:31The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:06:41Please, please, please.
01:06:52Eric...
01:06:53Please.
01:07:04Lily...
01:07:06Eric...
01:07:08You absolute moron!
01:07:12You absolute moron!
01:07:15Be gentle.
01:07:16I was dead for like ten seconds.
01:07:19You're alive!
01:07:22That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole!
01:07:26I thought I was doing something noble.
01:07:28Something cool.
01:07:30The Wand gave you your power back?
01:07:33My mom used to say that...
01:07:35The Wand's user grants it its deepest desire.
01:07:38I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:07:41What did you want?
01:07:45You...
01:07:47Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:07:50You know, I...
01:07:52I thought...
01:07:53I heard something...
01:07:55When I was bleeding out.
01:07:59Maybe you could...
01:08:01Say it again?
01:08:08I love you, Eric Spencer.
01:08:13That's my girl.
01:08:20Let's go.
01:08:33You ready for one last stop?
01:08:37Yeah.
01:08:50You ready for one last stop?
01:08:56You ready for one last stop?
01:08:57Ah...
01:08:57There you are.
01:08:59I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:09:04Now...
01:09:05Where is my wand?
01:09:08Wait...
01:09:08You're supposed to be dead!
01:09:10Wow, you weren't kidding.
01:09:12He really is evil.
01:09:14I put a barrier around this whole house.
01:09:17It's impossible.
01:09:18There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:09:20There's always a loophole, old man.
01:09:25Secret.
01:09:26You ungrateful brat.
01:09:28How dare you betray me like this?
01:09:30Really, Dad?
01:09:31Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:09:35You ungrateful little pests!
01:09:44You're powerless now, old man.
01:09:46Your magic's gone.
01:09:47Forever.
01:10:00You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:03Your magic's gone.
01:10:03Release me this instant!
01:10:05That is an order!
01:10:08You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:10Those powers are gone.
01:10:12It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:10:15You ungrateful little brats.
01:10:17Both of you will pay for this!
01:10:18You will both pay for this!
01:10:24Yeah, yeah.
01:10:25Talk soon, Pops.
01:10:27We're gonna hit the road.
01:10:28I said get back here.
01:10:29I said get back here!
01:10:31Get back here!
01:10:32Please don't do this, you little bitch!
01:10:37No.
01:10:51So, where to now?
01:10:53Should we go and drop off the Wand of Life?
01:10:56Yeah.
01:10:58But there's something I wanna do first.
01:11:01That sounds ominous.
01:11:03It just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:11:07Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:11:14Yeah.
01:11:16I think I am Eric Sponson.
01:11:18Well, we better hurry if we're gonna take the Wand of Light home and make it back in time to
01:11:23the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love.
01:11:26I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:11:27I sure hope so.
01:11:28I know.
01:11:29But, if we're gonna get hand fast married again, no more secrets this time.
01:11:34So, is there anything you wanna come clean about now, soon-to-be-again husband?
01:11:41There is one thing.
01:11:44You might wanna buckle up.
01:11:46We're about to go super speed.
01:11:49Bessie could've been going super speed this entire time.
01:11:52You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer, didn't you?
01:11:55You know me so well, soon-to-be-again wife.
01:12:01Leona Sherwood, will you marry me?
01:12:04And not because of some spell or because it's your duty,
01:12:09but because you want to.
01:12:13Yes, I will.
01:12:15Yes, I will.
01:12:25Ready?
01:12:26Hell yeah.
01:12:41Be your best.
01:12:51you
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