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00:06Ah, man.
00:07Anthony, what's that?
00:08Sorry, other Anthony.
00:10Uh, it's like a turbo thermos.
00:13Like, I think it was a welcome gift.
00:15It can hold water, but not a lot of water.
00:18It was, like, in my closet.
00:19It's just in the closet?
00:21Yeah.
00:21It wasn't, like, on the counter or anything?
00:23No, it was, like, on the floor.
00:24So maybe I think that was leftover from whoever.
00:28Like, but it's kind of like a...
00:29Oh, what is that?
00:30It's kind of like a...
00:31I think that's the ice.
00:32Look at that.
00:33What water bottle is mostly jelly?
00:36Right?
00:36Yeah.
00:37Did you get something like this?
00:38Is there a straw?
00:38You just got the black one, too?
00:39I did, too.
00:40Well, I probably couldn't drink it without the straw.
00:44No, no.
00:45Did you wash it?
00:46Yeah.
00:47Seriously.
00:47I can't read it.
00:50Oh.
00:51Oh.
00:51I don't know if you want to be drinking that.
00:54Why?
00:54It says Fleshlight Turbo.
00:56What's a Fleshlight?
00:58What?
00:58Is it a...
00:58It's not a...
00:59It's not a flashlight.
01:01It ain't a thermos.
01:02Wait.
01:02You don't know what that is?
01:04Wait.
01:05Somebody's got to tell me.
01:06What is a Fleshlight?
01:08Um...
01:09Uh...
01:10Uh...
01:10What is a...
01:11It's a...
01:12It's a masturbatory toy for men.
01:14Oh!
01:15Wait, so it's not...
01:16And you're drinking out of it?
01:17I thought...
01:17What?
01:18I thought it was a...
01:19Put it down!
01:20Other Anthony, honey.
01:22Yeah.
01:23You need to put it down.
01:24This is not clean.
01:25Oh, my.
01:26Oh, my.
01:27Oh, my.
01:28So I spoke with Marjorie, and she let me know that that was not a welcome gift.
01:32This...
01:32Honestly, this is like classic Malibu realtors.
01:35Do you think somebody...
01:36Did somebody use that?
01:37I don't know, honey, but if they did, they weren't just sticking ice in it.
01:44Are you guys excited about the retreat?
01:46Oh, my God.
01:47I'm stoked.
01:47Obviously, it's Doug's last retreat.
01:51Give it up for the new CEO of Rockin' Grandma's Hot Dog.
01:54He's a great kid.
01:55Yeah.
01:56And is he the right fit for CEO?
01:58Will you marry me?
01:59No.
02:00Kevin!
02:02You're Captain Fun.
02:03You got this.
02:03You got this.
02:04I don't got this.
02:11My intention is to find and open the time capsule.
02:15Oh!
02:16Malibu realtors.
02:18They were monsters.
02:19I saw them bringing in a cotton candy machine, and they were swirling around cocaine in it.
02:43It's an empty seat.
02:45This is going to be empty.
02:47Last night, Kevin had some family issues that he had to go and deal with.
02:50So, he had to leave, but he designated me Captain Fun.
02:55And I actually don't have the hat on right now.
02:56I need to run and grab it.
02:57So, I got a little bit of a promotion from lieutenant to captain.
03:00Is Kevin coming back today?
03:04Honestly, I don't know if Kevin is...
03:05Hey, guys!
03:06Hey, guys!
03:11Well, I'm not sure what he means by a screaming man.
03:13We're trying to find the time capsule.
03:15You don't remember where you put it?
03:17No.
03:18I remember being, like, near a tree that looked kind of like a screaming man.
03:21Huh?
03:22But if you said...
03:22Y'all say, let me finish up this interview, and I'll do a walk around with you and see if
03:25we can find it.
03:26For real?
03:26Yeah, I got you.
03:27My man.
03:28Yes, sir.
03:32Yo!
03:33There he is!
03:34Hail Capitan!
03:37Hey, I'm the captain now.
03:38Right?
03:39Captain Ron.
03:40It's a good movie, huh?
03:41Good morning, man.
03:42I'm, like, a little, like, you know, a little nervous, like, first day as CEO, you know?
03:47Big first day for you.
03:48First day as Captain Fun, you know?
03:49It's all right.
03:50Just take a breath.
03:51It's all right.
03:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:52Look, I need today to go well, right?
03:54So, I was wondering if you could just back me up as Captain Fun.
03:56You know what I mean?
03:57I have my back.
03:57Yeah, yes, sir.
03:58I got you.
03:59I got you, man.
03:59All right.
04:00Appreciate you, bro.
04:01Let's go.
04:03Yeah, yes, sir.
04:04Good morning, everybody.
04:05Morning, morning.
04:06Hey.
04:06All right.
04:07Good morning, everyone.
04:08Good morning.
04:09Let's all begin.
04:11Gather around.
04:12Take a seat.
04:12Or remain seated.
04:14Or stand at your leisure.
04:18Actually, I'm not CEO yet, so we're going to wait for Dad to get started.
04:24Good start.
04:25Good start.
04:25Good start.
04:26Good start.
04:27Good start.
04:28Good start.
04:29Good start.
04:29Good start.
04:29Yeah, we'll just wait for Dad.
04:31Yeah.
04:31Amy, after Kevin's prank last night, I gotta know, are you okay?
04:38That's so sweet, Jimmy.
04:39I mean, yeah, I'm good.
04:41I'm actually, like, really good.
04:43Oh, Jimmy, the ally.
04:45Yeah, he has a past, and he's really trying to make up
04:49for every dark, ugly, nasty thing he did.
04:52It's okay to not be okay.
04:56Oh, Jimmy, I love that.
04:57Everyone these days is just trying to be relevant
05:00and caring and thoughtful and be kind,
05:03and it's just grinding my ass into a stub.
05:08And so the last night I couldn't sleep
05:09because I was up all night going like,
05:10okay, I mean, girl, you just turned 40.
05:12What are fun, cool things you want to experience
05:14while you still have time?
05:16Like a bucket list?
05:18A what?
05:19A bucket list.
05:20It's just all the things that you want to do
05:21before you die.
05:22Yes, oh, my God, a bucket list.
05:24A bucket list, yeah.
05:25Yes, I need to make a bucket list.
05:26You never made one before?
05:26No, have you?
05:27Yeah, several.
05:28Seriously?
05:29Yeah.
05:29That is such a good idea.
05:31Oh, I'm sorry.
05:32Good morning.
05:34Hey, guys.
05:35Let's look live.
05:36Can I have everyone's attention, please?
05:37Now we'll formally begin.
05:41We'll formally begin.
05:42All right.
05:43Hey, guys, day two,
05:45rocking Grandma's Retreat.
05:49I spoke with Kevin and his mom,
05:51and she said he's doing fine.
05:53He's probably not going to be back today.
05:55Okay.
05:56Okay, so.
05:58Kevin played a prank on us
06:00and proposed to Amy.
06:01He said it was a prank after he proposed,
06:02and Amy said no,
06:03and he left.
06:05So I think he just needs to take a beat.
06:08Today is going to be amazing.
06:10It is Seminar Day!
06:13Woo!
06:13Woo!
06:16Well, we do a lot of fun things at the retreat,
06:19but Seminar Day is not one of the fun things.
06:23I think last year we had a nine-hour seminar on,
06:28what was it?
06:29Listening, I think.
06:32No, I don't remember that.
06:33But it's easy to remember three things,
06:35situation, behavior, impact.
06:37These are things that are going to make feedback
06:39more receivable and effective.
06:42I kind of fell asleep during one guy,
06:44and when I woke up,
06:46that guy turned into a different guy.
06:48There are a lot of ways in which conflict may arise.
06:51There is also a wide array of what constitutes harassment.
06:55That includes intimidating looks and staring,
06:59comments about appearance,
07:00vulgar gestures,
07:01whistling and making kissing noises,
07:03racist, xenophobic, homophobic,
07:06sexist, transphobic slurs.
07:07It's my most favorite day of the retreat.
07:11Yeah, well...
07:13Oh my God, what was that?
07:15Oh my Lord.
07:16No, it's my new posture trainer.
07:19If I slouch, it corrects me.
07:21Okay.
07:23Lastly, the bystander justifies inaction
07:25by saying it's not my problem.
07:28I'm not going to lie,
07:29this morning's speakers were super lame and boring,
07:33so I made a future executive decision.
07:37And hired a speaker of my own.
07:39And she was dope.
07:41Total vibe shift.
07:42Steve, is that how you pronounce it?
07:43Steve, Steve?
07:44That is correct, yes.
07:45Doug, is that how you pronounce it?
07:46Doug?
07:47Doug?
07:47Doug, yes.
07:48Other?
07:49I don't know.
07:49I don't know.
07:50I don't know.
07:50I get that.
07:51My name is Christine.
07:55I live in a condo.
08:00I went to an online university.
08:07To get my public speaking certificate.
08:14And now I speak all over the country.
08:21Emotions and vulnerability in the workspace.
08:24It's an important area that we don't always think about.
08:27Because we hear things like,
08:29don't invite Susan to the meeting.
08:32She's on her period, she'll probably cry.
08:34Could be something like that.
08:35You've heard that before.
08:36Okay.
08:37I have never heard that.
08:39Now, I'm going to have you reach down,
08:41open up your envelope,
08:42and there'll be a sentence inside.
08:44And I want you to read it aloud to the group.
08:46Let's start with you.
08:47Jimmy, is that how you pronounce it?
08:48Jimmy?
08:48Yeah.
08:49I want you to read that aloud
08:50with no emotions attached.
08:52I hate everyone in this room.
08:54Oh my God.
08:56Hey, no emotions, guys.
08:58Sorry.
08:59My girlfriend dumped me
09:01because she said she didn't feel
09:04that I had any emotion
09:05when I told her I loved her.
09:07Well, how do you say it?
09:09I love you.
09:11Oh.
09:12Well, you could put a little more passion in it.
09:15I love you.
09:17Aw.
09:18That's better.
09:18That's good.
09:19That was just louder.
09:20I just think I'll probably die alone.
09:24My dog is my husband.
09:27Okay.
09:29So, how does that feel?
09:31Bad because I love being able
09:33to support people with emotions.
09:35Not quite.
09:36Not quite.
09:36But close.
09:37My dog is my husband.
09:39What does that even mean, right?
09:40But let's put some emotion on it.
09:42So if I say,
09:42my dog is my husband!
09:47Right?
09:47It's almost like maybe there's a lady
09:49who had spoken to a witch or a wizard.
09:51And the wizard's saying,
09:52you have a beautiful golden retriever,
09:53but you don't have a husband.
09:55But we could turn the golden retriever
09:56into a husband somehow.
09:59Yeah, so I haven't attended
10:00too many seminars,
10:02so I'm not sure how they go.
10:03But this one was pretty weird.
10:05And I just try to be there
10:06and support Dougie like I promised.
10:08Anthony?
10:09Anthony?
10:09Is that how you pronounce it?
10:10Anthony?
10:11Yeah, Anthony.
10:13I am humiliated to admit it,
10:15but I ruined the betting.
10:17Ugh.
10:18It happens.
10:21So for this exercise,
10:23you'll come up,
10:24you'll sit in the boss's chair,
10:25we'll have our meeting
10:25where I'll tell you my problem.
10:27Once I tell you my problem,
10:28you're going to say,
10:29I have to admit,
10:31I don't know what to do.
10:34Yo, what up?
10:35Welcome to my office.
10:36What's cracking?
10:37Is that maybe how you would speak to it?
10:39Yeah.
10:39Yeah.
10:39Okay.
10:40Or like,
10:40what's going on?
10:41Oh, God.
10:44I know about an elevator
10:46that's been stuck
10:47on the seventh floor
10:48with people in it
10:49for many hours
10:50and I haven't said
10:51anything about it.
10:54I got to admit,
10:55I don't know what to do.
11:00There's something about the way
11:02you're just throwing it away
11:04that is actually really charming.
11:07And that's a man in charge.
11:27Oh, you guys,
11:28I've been working
11:29on my bucket list.
11:30Can I share?
11:32Please, please.
11:33Yeah, let's hear it.
11:34Okay.
11:35Stand up for myself.
11:37I feel like I could cross that off.
11:40Time Square for New Year's.
11:42Oh, boy.
11:44I love crowds.
11:46Get highlights,
11:48but just simple ones,
11:49not like chunky,
11:51but enough to like
11:52still get a compliment on.
11:54Let her cook, let her cook.
11:55Yeah, we got to keep going.
11:57This feels crazy.
11:58Is this crazy?
11:59Uh-uh.
12:00Oh, hike.
12:02Oh, dear God.
12:03What?
12:04Kind of boring.
12:06Don't yuck my yum,
12:07what you mean?
12:07Well, I don't mean
12:08any disrespect, sweetie,
12:10and you should do
12:10all of those things.
12:11Okay.
12:11Absolutely.
12:12But you've got to
12:13put yourself out there.
12:14Okay.
12:15Take a risk.
12:16Well, give me one.
12:17Okay, like,
12:18uh,
12:19go to a strip club
12:20and sleep with a stripper.
12:22Helen, no!
12:25It's a bucket list.
12:26It should be great.
12:28Take him to a dark alley
12:30and have sex with him there.
12:31He was wild
12:32when you was young.
12:33I don't know
12:34if I want to have sex
12:35in alleyway.
12:36And if it's too dirty,
12:37you can just use the car.
12:39Not in the alleyway.
12:41Wait, I have one.
12:42Okay, yeah, what is it?
12:43Um, have you ever seen
12:44the TV show Bones?
12:46Uh-uh.
12:47Okay, well,
12:48I think you should watch
12:49an episode of Bones
12:50before you die.
12:52I'll watch Bones with you
12:53if you want.
12:54Really?
12:54Yeah.
12:55Everyone should come
12:56because everyone should watch it
12:57before they die.
12:59Hey, guys!
13:00Guys!
13:01There's been a robbery.
13:02What?
13:04Yeah.
13:05What do you mean robbed?
13:06Everyone's like,
13:07what happened?
13:08Thought something bad happened.
13:09Mm-hmm.
13:09I just went in here
13:11and a 48-bag box
13:13of Cool Ranch Doritos
13:14has gone missing.
13:16Somebody took the box
13:17and so I just need to know
13:18who took it.
13:20I didn't take it.
13:20I didn't take it.
13:22Really?
13:22Nobody?
13:23Want to admit they took it?
13:24I didn't take it.
13:25I was like,
13:25y'all, you can search my room.
13:27I don't know, you know.
13:27We didn't know what to do.
13:29We were like,
13:30is this real?
13:31This is just like
13:32the Malibu Realtors
13:33all over again.
13:34If this turns into
13:36Grey Goose bottles
13:37and fleshlights,
13:38I swear to freaking God.
13:42God damn it.
13:43It wasn't the chips,
13:45it was the trust.
13:46She had the Malibu
13:47Realtors last week here
13:49and she said
13:51she has PTSD from them
13:52because they had no respect.
13:54All right, so did anybody
13:56take the chips?
13:57I don't think that anybody
13:58here did.
13:58Amy, you do love
14:00Cool Ranch Doritos.
14:01I know, they are my favorite.
14:02I'm not saying you did it,
14:03but like, did you do it?
14:05I don't need 50 bags.
14:07Yeah.
14:07I mean, I believe all women,
14:09right?
14:10So I believe all of y'all
14:11that you did not take the chips.
14:13And Marjorie's a woman too
14:14and I believe her.
14:15So I don't know.
14:17Thank you, Jimmy.
14:18You didn't have to.
14:18How do we solve this?
14:19I don't know.
14:21The whole thing is like,
14:23letting her search
14:24to where they could be
14:25and I don't know
14:26how comfortable y'all are
14:27with that.
14:27I mean, we could like,
14:29you know what I'm saying,
14:30I guess search each other's rooms
14:31because like if you go
14:31search your room,
14:32you're lying.
14:33Yeah.
14:33We could all go
14:34as like a group.
14:35So that way we all
14:35go through.
14:37That's like team building.
14:38Let's go.
14:38Team building.
14:40Who's the liar?
14:43Where are we starting?
14:44Where are we starting?
14:45Future CEO,
14:46we can check my room first.
14:47All right.
14:48That's what leaders do.
14:49Nothing to see.
14:50Dougie's room is clear.
14:51No chips.
14:52Just a big ass Jamaican flag.
14:54You're ripping the boys
14:55from Kingston.
14:56Dougie, uh-uh, we done.
14:58Yeah, yeah, sorry, my bad.
14:59Anthony and Dougie
15:00led us from room to room
15:01digging in everybody's stuff
15:02trying to find these Doritos.
15:04PJ's the first one
15:05that I think it possibly might be.
15:07Oh, dang!
15:08Come.
15:09I have a huge suitcase
15:12full of my snacks.
15:14I don't need to take
15:16Cool Ranch Doritos, okay?
15:17Well, I'm trying
15:18to be a snack fluencer.
15:19I can't just talk the talk, honey.
15:22I have to snack the snack.
15:23The social media thing,
15:24I see it and I just feel
15:25like I know I can do it.
15:26Your personality,
15:27then you have your snacks,
15:28like, that's just you,
15:29you know what I'm saying?
15:30Just take that
15:31and put it on the internet.
15:33Okay.
15:34Claire's room is good.
15:35No chips.
15:36Jackie's room is clear.
15:38Amy's room is clear.
15:39Steve's room is clear.
15:40No chips.
15:40Boom!
15:42I mean, actually,
15:43Jimmy, we ain't go in your room.
15:44Yeah, that's what I think.
15:45You're right, we did it.
15:47You're right.
15:48You know, I actually have
15:50some delicate items sitting out.
15:54I don't know if we all
15:54need to go in my room.
15:56You're clearing them.
15:57Will you just come?
15:58Yeah, I got you.
15:59I got you.
15:59Okay, all right.
16:00Thanks for coming in.
16:01Yeah, yeah, for sure.
16:04All right, look.
16:07I, you know,
16:08old me used to be problematic, right?
16:11And so new Jimmy, sober,
16:13making changes.
16:14All right, I don't want
16:15to go back to that.
16:16So what I do is when I travel,
16:18I carry with me
16:19what I call a shame altar
16:20so that they remind me
16:22of what I used to be like.
16:25Okay.
16:26Halloween was a big day
16:27for old Jimmy.
16:28These are some costume changes
16:30that were regrettable
16:31that I wish I could get back.
16:33Mike Jack?
16:34MJ?
16:35Michael Jackson.
16:36I mean, obviously,
16:36you see how wrong that is.
16:38Uh, what's wrong with it?
16:41It's a white face.
16:44But you're white.
16:45Oh, look at these two.
16:47PJ, what do you got in there, though?
16:49Find out what's in there.
16:50What do you got in there, though?
16:51Uh, what the fuck?
16:53Pocahontas?
16:54Ah, close.
16:56Pocahontas.
16:57I feel like that's a little bit of,
16:59what would you call it,
16:59culture appropriation?
17:01It's a lot of things.
17:02Also, it's real leather.
17:05I think they're pornographic items.
17:07Oh.
17:08Oh.
17:08Oh, I'm not surprised.
17:10Well, old Jimmy.
17:10That's still part of old Jimmy.
17:12Yeah, yeah.
17:12We should probably look for these chips
17:13before they start asking too many questions.
17:15Yeah.
17:16All right.
17:16You don't really have too much space to hide it.
17:18Actually, there's one last picture.
17:21Oh, Lord.
17:22Okay.
17:23I mean, it's the worst.
17:25I feel awful about it.
17:26But it's not in here.
17:28It's in that time capsule,
17:29and that is why I've got to find it.
17:31Look, man, I'm glad you shared this with me.
17:33I'm glad you were able to open up.
17:35But we've got to get back to look for these chips.
17:36Oh.
17:37Don't wait.
17:37Don't wait.
17:37Yeah, absolutely.
17:38Yeah, he had some personal things in there.
17:40I mean, nothing crazy that you could think of,
17:41just some things that I can respect,
17:43and I definitely understand
17:44why he might not want people in there.
17:45Yeah, nothing German or anything.
17:48What?
17:50Okay.
17:50Jeremy's room is clear.
17:52No chips and nothing to worry about at all.
17:54Nothing.
17:57Uh, okay.
17:59Hey, on to my room.
18:00All right.
18:01See, like, come check out my snacks.
18:02The only thing I took was my beef jerky.
18:04You feel what I'm saying?
18:05I see chips, but not the Cool Ranch Doritos.
18:08Anthony's room is clear.
18:10No chips.
18:11Can this be over?
18:13I want to be inside.
18:14For real.
18:15Oh, hey, guys.
18:16Dad's here.
18:16Dad, hey.
18:17Hey, guys.
18:18Hey.
18:18Hey.
18:18What do you got?
18:19We passed it.
18:20We checked everybody's room.
18:21Nobody had them in the room.
18:23Yeah.
18:23And what's going on?
18:25No chips.
18:25No chips.
18:26And I think it was like a team building game.
18:29Exercise.
18:29Exercise.
18:30Exercise game.
18:30Like a trust game.
18:31No, no, no, no.
18:32Marjorie is really, really upset about this.
18:34Okay, she's pissed.
18:35She thinks you guys are just blowing her off, man.
18:37What?
18:38No, we just did the...
18:39Blowing her off with what?
18:40We just wanted to go search everybody's rooms to double check that nobody was lying.
18:44Okay, but the bottom line is somebody took the chips, and we've got to find out who it was.
18:48As incoming CEO, I will just say that I took the chips.
18:51No, nobody's saying they took the chips if they did not take the chips.
18:54So then what happens when she asks for the chips back, what are you going to do?
18:57I'll say I ate them.
18:5848 bags of them?
18:59I don't...
19:00Hi, guys.
19:01Hi, Marjorie.
19:03So we just went through everybody's room, and there were no chips in there.
19:06So I genuinely don't think anybody from Mocking Grandma has them.
19:09Yeah.
19:10Okay, well, that doesn't add up.
19:13So you searched everybody's room?
19:15Everybody's?
19:15Yeah, we searched everybody's room.
19:16You didn't miss anybody?
19:17Every single room?
19:18Yeah, we searched everybody's room except for Kevin.
19:20You didn't search Kevin's.
19:22He's gone, and his is all the way across.
19:24He's not down the list.
19:25Let's go search it.
19:26Let's go look.
19:27Okay.
19:27Honestly, it's not even, like, about the chips, you know?
19:29The chips, it's the trust.
19:30Yeah, for sure.
19:33Oh.
19:35Oh, found him.
19:37What?
19:37What?
19:38No.
19:39Wow.
19:40No way.
19:42Yo.
19:42This is my fault.
19:44This is my fault.
19:45Oh, my God.
19:47Yo.
19:51Oh, my God.
19:53This is so romantic, but this is not the right.
19:56Oh, God.
19:58There were Doritos in a heart with rose petals around.
20:03I do really love these.
20:05It was, like, really romantic.
20:07I'm guessing it was part of the joke engagement.
20:10Marjorie, I'm so sorry.
20:12This feels like my, I'm so, because if I didn't love Cool Ranch,
20:16Doritos and Kevin didn't love me.
20:17This is not your fault.
20:18This is not you.
20:19Seeing how happy the day-old stale chips arranged in the shape of a heart would have made Amy
20:25if it were with someone other than Kevin made me realize that maybe I don't have to say I love
20:30you,
20:30but I can show it through dumb gestures.
20:35Yeah.
20:35Just, like, if this was with someone else, you know what I mean?
20:37Like, I would have been perfect.
20:38Those have been out for a few days.
20:39I don't know if you should.
20:40Those are really bad.
20:41I think some of the black spots of the chips were actually rat droppings also.
20:46Oh.
20:46I ate one.
20:50Way to, way to take command, my brother, for real.
20:53Any time I get an opportunity to, like, just jump out in the front and just be like, you know,
20:58how can we do this?
20:59Or when somebody asks for, like, a guest or, like, a helper or something, I'm like, let me jump in
21:04there.
21:05Yeah.
21:05Um, you got that good attitude, man.
21:07That's great, bro.
21:08Uh, today was about trust, and we kind of lost ours for a minute out there.
21:13But we were able to earn it back.
21:15That's right.
21:16Mm-hmm.
21:17Can I trust you to not judge me or all the really cool, fun things that I want to do?
21:22Yes.
21:24Helen?
21:25Yes.
21:27Oh, my gosh, you did it!
21:29We all did it!
21:31I trust you!
21:32I love that!
21:33You guys are so strong!
21:35I know it's only day one of the retreat, but the people here have made me feel like I'm a
21:39part of the team, and that's super cool.
21:42You know, the way you were willing to take the blame for your team?
21:45That's real leadership.
21:47Thanks, Dad.
21:49Oh, my God!
21:50Oh, my God!
21:51Oh, my God!
21:51Oh, my God!
21:52You okay?
21:52Oh, my God!
21:53I've appreciated all your help.
21:55All right.
21:56You're Captain Fun, and I'm just making sure everyone has a good time, too.
21:59No, you need a name.
22:00If I'm Captain Fun, over to you.
22:02Major Marge?
22:03Major Marge.
22:03Major Marge, you like that?
22:04Yeah.
22:05Okay.
22:11One of the realtors?
22:13Honestly, yeah.
22:14They all had those Porsche Cayenne.
22:17I believe it with a suit.
22:19Oh, hey!
22:19I don't think I can deal with this right now.
22:21I'm just...
22:22It's okay.
22:22It's okay.
22:23Let's quit.
22:23Hi, you work here?
22:25Yeah, I remember you.
22:26It's Maggie.
22:27No, Marjorie.
22:29I was here last week, the Malibu Real Estate Association.
22:32Yeah, no, I know who you are.
22:33Cole, I know.
22:34Yeah, I left a personal item here.
22:35I just...
22:36If I could just get back into my old room, I'll run in real quick, grab it, and I'll get
22:39out of it.
22:39Is there somebody in there already?
22:40Yeah, there's someone staying in that room.
22:42Well, I actually have a real estate license, so I can enter other homes even with a tenant inside.
22:47Can you describe it?
22:48Yeah.
22:49It's kind of tubular.
22:51It's made out of this hard plastic.
22:53It's like a tool.
22:53It's like a relaxation device.
22:55Like a massager or something?
22:56It is like a form of massage.
22:59It looks kind of like a coffee thermos for like a travel mug.
23:03Kind of this erotic ice blue color.
23:06So a blue coffee mug essentially is what we're looking for?
23:08Yeah, pretty much.
23:09Can you fill it up?
23:10You do fill it up.
23:11I mean, yeah, you can throw it right in the dishwasher, honestly.
23:14If you don't think it's in the room, it might be by the business center, by the computer,
23:18or maybe by like the muddy part of the creek where I could sketch it.
23:21All right, boss.
23:22Yeah, man, if we find it, we can bring it to one of your open houses.
23:25I got you.
23:26No, no.
23:26I could not ask anybody to do that.
23:28I insist that you actually don't do that.
23:30Yeah, we'll keep an eye on it, man.
23:31All right, we'll see you later, Cole.
23:32It's a beautiful car, man.
23:34What is it?
23:34Oh, thanks.
23:35Yeah, it's a Cayenne.
23:36Is that a turbo?
23:37No, I know.
23:38I just got base.
23:39Oh, just base?
23:40Okay.
23:41Wait, did you say turbo?
23:42Well, we'll see you later.
23:46You're ice cold.
23:47Me?
23:48Yeah, I was trying so hard not to lie.
23:51I'm going to fist bump you as soon as he comes out.
23:53That was the best thing.
23:56Good job.
23:57Yeah.
23:59Yeah, so tomorrow it gets real.
24:01I have my first presentation to our clients as future CEO,
24:06so I just kind of wanted to chill and watch a little TV.
24:09Oh, and I got to cross something off my bucket list.
24:11We watch Bones.
24:13This is my favorite show.
24:16And then that's Bones.
24:19This looks like Kate.
24:20Kate, this looks like you.
24:22That was Bones.
24:23Hi, hi, hi.
24:26Hi.
24:30And now we watch Bones.
24:34Guys, you know he felt right.
24:36Oh, my God.
24:38Oh, my God.
24:39Oh, my God.
24:40Everyone should watch Bones before they die.
24:43I just want to watch it while I'm alive.
24:46Yay.
24:47Good job.
24:48Yay.
24:49Good job.
24:50Wow.
24:51Wow.
24:51Wow.
24:52I'll have to re-watch it because everyone was talking the whole time.
24:56Oh, my God.
24:57I'll watch it with you again.
24:58I'd prefer not.
25:06On the next episode of Company Retreat.
25:09Today is what?
25:11A good day.
25:14I have a big kind of announcement that no one really knows about.
25:17We really don't know what he has in store.
25:21Someone has filed an anonymous complaint.
25:25This report requires us to attend a mandatory sexual harassment seminar today.
25:30The sexual harassment seminar can gargle in my balls, Zach.
25:33Boop.
25:34The new CEO, my son, Dougie Jr., give it up for this guy.
25:40Woo!
25:41Walk.
25:41Where?
25:42What?
25:42Now.
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