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00:00:05You are fired.
00:00:09Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
00:00:12Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired.
00:00:16Are you certain about firing me?
00:00:17You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
00:00:21You wouldn't say that, exactly.
00:00:23Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
00:00:27Yeah, and we even made a profit.
00:00:28You expect me to believe that? Her name wasn't even on those reports.
00:00:32So take your headphones and beat it.
00:00:37Can't trash ruin my shoes.
00:00:39And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
00:00:44And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
00:00:46So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
00:00:49Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this. I'll go.
00:00:55What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
00:01:05Susan!
00:01:13Boss, she's high up in trading.
00:01:15Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
00:01:20Susan, Susan, Susan, Susan.
00:01:22Look around. Finance is a men's game.
00:01:25Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
00:01:29All right, I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
00:01:37Dad, how's it going?
00:01:39I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
00:01:47Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
00:01:52How many women executives do we have Susan?
00:01:56Just two women in executive roles.
00:02:00These are the clients.
00:02:02She's a talent the board paid top dollar for, a quant model.
00:02:06She built it from scratch.
00:02:08And keeping her is non-negotiable.
00:02:10Our marketing dominance depends on it.
00:02:13Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
00:02:18Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
00:02:20Jesse?
00:02:21I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
00:02:22No, actually, Jessica.
00:02:24She's our golden goose.
00:02:25Now you need to...
00:02:26Dad, you just focus on getting better.
00:02:28I'll make sure she stays, all right?
00:02:33Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
00:02:35Wait a minute.
00:02:43Pete, honey.
00:02:45Remember our pillow talk?
00:02:47Trading director.
00:02:49One-upping Jessica.
00:02:52It's time you pay up, lover boy.
00:02:55Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
00:02:59I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
00:03:06We've got a new CEO.
00:03:08Let's lay low for a while.
00:03:12Keep your nose clean, will ya?
00:03:16Of course.
00:03:18All right.
00:03:25Pathetic.
00:03:26Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
00:03:30Come in.
00:03:32Jesse.
00:03:34Emergency.
00:03:35New boss just asked Jessica.
00:03:36What?
00:03:38Wait, he fired Jessica?
00:03:39God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
00:03:41He wants you to go see him now.
00:03:43Am I up next on the chopping block?
00:03:48Okay.
00:03:58You needed something, Jackson?
00:04:00Jesse, right?
00:04:02Damn, looking good.
00:04:03Thanks.
00:04:04Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
00:04:08I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
00:04:11Wait, that's Jessica's work.
00:04:13How does he not know this?
00:04:16Absolutely.
00:04:18Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
00:04:23You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
00:04:36You're referring to Jessica, right?
00:04:38I already fired that corporate parasite.
00:04:41I need your model, because our fund is launching, and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
00:04:46Don't worry, Jackson.
00:04:47With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
00:04:50That's what I like to hear.
00:04:51All right, get going, clock's ticking.
00:04:53I'm on it.
00:04:56That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
00:04:58Smart and easy on the eyes.
00:05:01Yeah, hardly remarkable.
00:05:02That's how I hire Miss J.
00:05:03I won't need her anymore.
00:05:05Miss J?
00:05:06Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
00:05:08She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
00:05:11So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
00:05:13You've already got someone else in mind.
00:05:15Always two steps ahead, Susan.
00:05:19Susan, do you see an issue here?
00:05:21Coffee, always, right here.
00:05:23Unbelievable.
00:05:27Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
00:05:30Join TV, and I'll hand you the entire company.
00:05:55Boss, we have an emergency.
00:05:56Your wife's in serious trouble.
00:05:58Are you crazy?
00:05:59I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
00:06:01Ah, don't go around calling her that.
00:06:03You told me to call her that.
00:06:05Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
00:06:07Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
00:06:10Wait, hold on.
00:06:10You found Jessica?
00:06:11We got her.
00:06:12She's running trading at TB Securities.
00:06:14Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
00:06:17Fired her?
00:06:18She's brilliant.
00:06:18How could she get fired?
00:06:21Something's off here.
00:06:22Let's go get her.
00:06:23This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
00:06:27You idiot.
00:06:31You idiot.
00:06:32This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
00:06:36Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
00:06:40Boss, snap out of it.
00:06:42She's in security trading.
00:06:44Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
00:06:46So we'll buy one.
00:07:01This office is all mine now.
00:07:10Broke much?
00:07:12Disgusting.
00:07:21Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
00:07:26Jackson fired Jessica.
00:07:28And no one knows who she really is.
00:07:31I can take advantage of this.
00:07:40Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
00:07:44What do you think you're doing, Jesse?
00:07:47Nothing.
00:07:47I'm just trying to deal with Moo.
00:07:50Do you know what you just did?
00:07:52Your reckless typing just cost the company 200 grand.
00:07:55What?
00:07:56No, wait.
00:07:57I didn't touch anything.
00:07:59Don't try to pin this on me, Jessica.
00:08:00Good luck explaining that to the board.
00:08:02What?
00:08:05You wouldn't dare.
00:08:06I guess we'll just have to see what happens.
00:08:08Jessica, stop.
00:08:09Hey!
00:08:09I said wait!
00:08:12I...
00:08:14Jessica!
00:08:18What the hell is going on?
00:08:19Jackson, Jessica messed with a model revenge against you,
00:08:22and when I tried to stop her, she slapped me.
00:08:24That's a lie.
00:08:25You were obviously the one who...
00:08:26I was, but...
00:08:28it was me.
00:08:29I'm so sorry.
00:08:30I tried to catch her in time, but I was too late, and...
00:08:34she cost the company 200 grand in less than 60 seconds.
00:08:38I'm so sorry.
00:08:39Let them investigate.
00:08:40The error came from your terminal, Jessica.
00:08:42You can't escape this one.
00:08:44Okay, it's...
00:08:45it's not your fault.
00:08:47It's her fault.
00:08:48How is the world so full of complete idiots?
00:08:52Who are you calling an idiot?
00:08:54Think you're leaving?
00:08:55Security!
00:08:58What is the meaning of this?
00:09:01Jessica, you've assaulted one of my employees
00:09:04and tanked company assets.
00:09:06Did you really think that you were just gonna
00:09:07waltz on out the door?
00:09:08So what now?
00:09:09You're planning on having me arrested?
00:09:11That's exactly what I'll do.
00:09:13You'll have to pay back that $200,000
00:09:15and you'll serve jail time.
00:09:18Jackson, I'm wondering something.
00:09:20How did someone with your limited cognitive abilities
00:09:23become TV's CEO?
00:09:24You pathetic waste of space!
00:09:26How dare you question Jackson's leadership!
00:09:30Did you just slap me?
00:09:32You attacked me first.
00:09:33I was just defending myself.
00:09:35Jackson!
00:09:37Restrainer!
00:09:39What do you think you're doing?
00:09:40Anyone who assaults my staff
00:09:42will face consequences.
00:09:44You better get down on your hands and knees
00:09:46and beg me for forgiveness.
00:09:49And I might just let it slide.
00:09:51In your dreams.
00:09:55You ungrateful bitch!
00:09:59Whoa!
00:10:12What is with all the office drama?
00:10:14You having a party without me?
00:10:17It's the future wife of the Clooney Financial Group's president.
00:10:23Whoa!
00:10:25What is with all the office drama?
00:10:27You having a party without me?
00:10:33Well, look who it is.
00:10:35The legendary playboy himself.
00:10:36William, head of the Clooney Financial Group.
00:10:40For the record, I'm a one-woman man.
00:10:42William, what are you even doing here?
00:10:43Last time I checked, Clooney Financial
00:10:45wasn't even in the securities game.
00:10:46You're absolutely right, Jackson.
00:10:48I wasn't until about an hour ago.
00:10:50What was it called again?
00:10:51Charles Securities.
00:10:52Right.
00:10:53Jessica, word on the street is
00:10:55some idiot just fired you.
00:10:58How about joining my team?
00:11:00Have we met before?
00:11:03He actually looks at your picture every day,
00:11:05so he's pretty familiar with you.
00:11:10Are you some creep?
00:11:18What he's trying to say is
00:11:19I've reviewed your professional headshots
00:11:21while studying your exceptional training record.
00:11:24With your talents,
00:11:25our company will dominate the market.
00:11:27Dominate the market
00:11:28for a company you bought an hour ago?
00:11:31William, I think your playboy lifestyle
00:11:33has finally fried your brain.
00:11:34This moron who lost my company
00:11:37200 grand in five minutes
00:11:39is your genius trader?
00:11:41Maybe you should get your eyes checked
00:11:42instead, Jackson.
00:11:43You know nothing.
00:11:45Miss J, who I happen to know
00:11:47personally,
00:11:48is the top female trader in existence.
00:11:51Miss J?
00:11:52That's my exact online alias.
00:11:57Jackson, it was me
00:11:59emailing you all along.
00:12:01Jesse, you're Miss J?
00:12:04How could I not realize that?
00:12:05I mean, with your
00:12:06absolutely brilliant talent
00:12:08and stunning looks.
00:12:12Um, we're still here.
00:12:15You two can go get a room
00:12:16or, you know, me and Jessica
00:12:18can just get on out of here.
00:12:20Look, William.
00:12:20I don't care if you throw money
00:12:22at women for fun,
00:12:23but Jessica is TB property
00:12:26and we will handle her as we see fit.
00:12:28That's right, Mr. Clooney.
00:12:29And don't be fooled by Jessica here.
00:12:32She likes to sleep her way to the top.
00:12:35Not to mention that she lost
00:12:37200,000 of our company's money
00:12:39in less than, what, five minutes?
00:12:41Jesse, you know exactly
00:12:42who lost that 200 grand.
00:12:45And Jackson,
00:12:46does the board know you fired me?
00:12:49Are you prepared to take responsibility
00:12:51for the losses that will follow?
00:12:55Now why on earth
00:12:56would I need board approval
00:12:57to fire you?
00:12:58You think you created that model
00:12:59that TB is going to crash and burn
00:13:02without you here?
00:13:02Congratulations.
00:13:03You just answered your own question.
00:13:05What nonsense are you spewing now?
00:13:06Jesse created that model.
00:13:08TB's market dominance
00:13:09is all thanks to her.
00:13:12Jesse, you-
00:13:12Jackson!
00:13:14TB needs your leadership to succeed.
00:13:17And, you know,
00:13:18some people are just dead weight
00:13:20and we should cut our losses.
00:13:22Exactly.
00:13:23Jessica,
00:13:24you will pay back every dime
00:13:26of that $200,000.
00:13:30Jessica,
00:13:31you will pay back every dime
00:13:33of that $200,000.
00:13:41There's your money, Jackson.
00:13:44Jessica, it's time to go.
00:13:46Hold on.
00:13:48Oh!
00:13:50Jackson, fine.
00:13:52Fire me.
00:13:52But I didn't cause that $200,000 loss,
00:13:55so I'm not paying a dime.
00:13:57But about those promised dividends?
00:13:58Jessica,
00:13:59you will never see
00:14:00one cent
00:14:01of those bonuses.
00:14:03All right, then.
00:14:04I'll recover it from the market myself.
00:14:08The job offer is still on the table.
00:14:11Okay, then.
00:14:12I will make sure this check
00:14:13is money well spent.
00:14:14And what was the name of your company again?
00:14:17Charles Securities.
00:14:20Mark my words, Jackson,
00:14:22Jesse.
00:14:23Charles will crush TB
00:14:25and claim the top spot
00:14:26in no time.
00:14:43You threw $200,000
00:14:45at me
00:14:45just to buy me a whiskey.
00:14:47Well,
00:14:48when old classmates reunite,
00:14:51isn't catching up
00:14:52the first order of business?
00:14:59This photo.
00:15:00Don't remember, huh?
00:15:03It's not surprising.
00:15:04You were always first in class.
00:15:07Probably don't remember
00:15:08who came second.
00:15:32I honestly don't recall.
00:15:36so
00:15:36you do remember me then.
00:15:42So
00:15:43you do remember me then.
00:15:46Perpetually coming into second place?
00:15:49That's certainly hard to forget.
00:15:52Wow.
00:15:53Okay.
00:15:54Then perhaps
00:15:56you can make my company number one.
00:15:58Well, of course I can.
00:15:59There's no room for second place
00:16:01in my life.
00:16:02Only victories.
00:16:04Okay.
00:16:15TB Securities has seen massive layoffs
00:16:18since its new CEO took charge,
00:16:20with over a third of core staff terminated.
00:16:23Industry sources suggest
00:16:24potential internal management...
00:16:26as they can.
00:16:29If you were working with me...
00:16:32he was working with me...
00:16:32but I haven't...
00:16:32Son...
00:16:33Son...
00:16:34Son...
00:16:35Please tell me
00:16:35you did not let Jessica go.
00:16:40Miss J,
00:16:42you were everything
00:16:43I imagined and more.
00:16:46Beautiful mind,
00:16:48stunning looks.
00:16:50And...
00:16:50that's it.
00:16:54I don't do it.
00:16:55I don't do it.
00:16:56I don't do it.
00:17:02Hey, Dad.
00:17:03Son, please tell me you did not let Jessica go.
00:17:09Jessica?
00:17:11Dad, no, no, no.
00:17:12I think you have the wrong...
00:17:14Easy, Jesse.
00:17:16Okay, let me just wrap this up.
00:17:18She is critical to our company's survival.
00:17:21You can't let her go.
00:17:22Dad, don't worry.
00:17:23I kept our most crucial talent.
00:17:27With our current partnership, TV is in great hands with a very bright future.
00:17:37Jesse, as you heard, we need to fast-track that model upgrade.
00:17:41What's wrong, Jackson?
00:17:42You worried about Jessica and William?
00:17:44Please.
00:17:45One's incompetent, the other one's a playboy.
00:17:47They're beneath my concern.
00:17:49Hey, but the fund's launch is all that really matters.
00:17:54I trust you completely with the fund.
00:17:58All right, after all, Miss J's fund broke all industry profit records last year in only three months.
00:18:04Jessica was that good?
00:18:06Hey, what's wrong?
00:18:08Hey.
00:18:09Jackson, don't worry.
00:18:09Hey, I'll get that upgraded model ASAP, just to make sure that the launch is perfect.
00:18:16Well, now the business is done, I say we get back to pleasure.
00:18:19Yeah.
00:18:28What?
00:18:29Charles Securities is bankrupt?
00:18:30As the previous owner, let me be clear.
00:18:32Charles is not bankrupt.
00:18:34Just nearly about to be bankrupt.
00:18:37Is there even a difference?
00:18:39Seriously?
00:18:39You couldn't find a better company to buy?
00:18:41Sir, you were so eager to woo the girl with your last-minute purchase demand.
00:18:45I didn't have to...
00:18:46Shut up.
00:18:47Fuck?
00:18:50Jessica.
00:18:51Not to worry.
00:18:52Look, if Charles fails, we'll find another firm.
00:18:55Heck, I'd even buy TB if necessary.
00:18:58Buy TB Securities.
00:18:59Oh, you got that kind of money laying around?
00:19:01Of course I do.
00:19:03Don't bother.
00:19:04As long as Charles has proper licensing, I can make it outrank TB and dominate the industry.
00:19:08Don't make me laugh.
00:19:10TB has the most advanced quantitative trading model out there.
00:19:14You can never top that, no matter how good you are.
00:19:16What if she's the genius behind TB's model?
00:19:19What?
00:19:23No, no way.
00:19:25TB is top dog solely because of their one-of-a-kind trading model.
00:19:30If you designed it, why would they ever let you go?
00:19:34Maybe because their management wouldn't see talent if it hit them in the face.
00:19:38No way.
00:19:39I'm not buying this.
00:19:40TB's management can't be that dumb.
00:19:47Is this the famous TB model you're so impressed by?
00:19:50How?
00:19:52You just recreated TB's entire trading model in just a minute?
00:19:57Oh, great one.
00:19:58How can I assist you?
00:20:00Coffee, tea, anything.
00:20:01I'm my undying loyalty.
00:20:03Anything.
00:20:06With you on the team, we'll topple TB before they know it hit them.
00:20:10I'm the boss here.
00:20:13However, boss, we have one big issue.
00:20:16We're seriously understaffed.
00:20:19That's no problem.
00:20:21This lists every key player in the industry.
00:20:24Name anyone and I'll have them hired by tomorrow.
00:20:26No need to waste money on that.
00:20:27Uh, what about our technical team?
00:20:30Well, TB has plenty of staff, right?
00:20:32Recruit from TB?
00:20:33Well, there pays legendary best in the business.
00:20:36I doubt anyone is going to jump ship.
00:20:43Hey, Mark.
00:20:45It's me.
00:20:46Hi, Jessica.
00:20:48I'm in.
00:20:49I'm handing in my notice right now.
00:20:51Jessica's team is hiring.
00:20:52Want to jump ship with me?
00:20:53Seriously?
00:20:54I'd work for less.
00:20:55It's Jessica freaking Jenkins.
00:20:56Wait for me.
00:20:57I'm coming, too.
00:21:02Boss, we're screwed.
00:21:04All our senior analysts and traders just quit simultaneously.
00:21:07Trade floor's a ghost town.
00:21:08What?
00:21:08They quit on what grounds?
00:21:10Where does Jessica poach them all?
00:21:12That's just like her.
00:21:13Playing dirty.
00:21:14You know, she can't beat us fair and square,
00:21:15so she'd probably bribe them with a huge check
00:21:18just leaning on William's fortune.
00:21:20We're in trouble.
00:21:21No one's manning the trade desk.
00:21:22First market hiccup?
00:21:23We're hemorrhaging money.
00:21:25Don't worry.
00:21:26You've got me.
00:21:29Jessie, please.
00:21:30Tell me you can fix this.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:31I knew Jessica wouldn't go quietly,
00:21:33so I started recruiting top talent.
00:21:35The trading floor will be fully staffed by the end of the day.
00:21:38Perfect.
00:21:40See, Susan, this is why I hired her.
00:21:59Damn, they're gorgeous.
00:22:02Why are they dressed like that for the office?
00:22:04Finally, you're here.
00:22:10Attention, attention, everyone.
00:22:13I would like to introduce you to our new senior traders,
00:22:15Larry and Aima,
00:22:17and our new data analyst, Amanda.
00:22:20They will be running our new trading operation starting today,
00:22:23so give them a warm welcome and get back to work.
00:22:27Jessie,
00:22:29this is not what you promised at the bar.
00:22:31Since when are we actually working?
00:22:33Yeah, weren't we supposed to be hunting for sugar daddies?
00:22:36Don't worry.
00:22:37Jessica's model does everything.
00:22:39I just need you to look charming for the TV executives.
00:22:42Don't forget,
00:22:43we're after the whole company.
00:22:46Jesus,
00:22:47what are you wearing?
00:22:48You look like a disco ball.
00:22:49Go change.
00:22:50God.
00:22:53These are the team members I worked with previously,
00:22:55and this is our boss,
00:22:57William Clooney,
00:22:58and our trading director,
00:23:00Evan something.
00:23:02Charles.
00:23:03Evan Charles.
00:23:04Nice to meet you, sir.
00:23:06Well, now that we're all here,
00:23:07I trust you understand our mission,
00:23:09to outperform TV securities.
00:23:11And with you at our helm, Jessica,
00:23:13I know we'll crush it.
00:23:14Wonderful.
00:23:15Everyone take their seats, please.
00:23:21Jessica,
00:23:22we have the team,
00:23:23we have the funds,
00:23:24plus your copied trading model.
00:23:27We can't possibly lose.
00:23:29You mean TB's trading model?
00:23:31Oh, I erased that.
00:23:32What the hell?
00:23:33Why would you do that?
00:23:36Why would you do that?
00:23:37Because there's a catastrophic flaw in their basic model.
00:23:40Their model has no filtering safeguards.
00:23:43In high volatility markets,
00:23:44the position scaling module generates massive profits for TB.
00:23:48But when that volatility contracts,
00:23:49which it will,
00:23:50users face catastrophic losses,
00:23:52TB included.
00:23:53And if it spots the defects,
00:23:55and adds a filtering protocol to the upgraded system,
00:23:58I'm the sole keeper of the core algorithm.
00:24:00They'll never crack it.
00:24:01So once we develop our upgraded version,
00:24:04we can pick them off in the marketplace.
00:24:13That's your dinner.
00:24:15A burger, really?
00:24:17Yeah, got a better suggestion?
00:24:20Hmm.
00:24:21Ooh, I should treat you to something extraordinary.
00:24:23Like Caspian Pearl Sturgeon Caviar.
00:24:27Burgers taste pretty good too, you know.
00:24:33It's delicious.
00:24:35But you need to eat dinner now.
00:24:38Well, back to coding then.
00:24:40Uh-uh-uh.
00:24:42Boss's orders.
00:24:43You're done for tonight.
00:24:55What's the problem?
00:24:57Jessie,
00:24:58we can't figure out this trading model.
00:25:01We've entered transaction amounts and hemorrhaged money.
00:25:04What?
00:25:06What?
00:25:07You idiots!
00:25:09Don't put this on us!
00:25:10We never claimed to understand quant trading.
00:25:13Yeah, if this blows up,
00:25:15we are not the ones responsible.
00:25:17How much are we talking here?
00:25:20A million bucks?
00:25:24Oh my god, you had me worried.
00:25:27A measy million is nothing to TB.
00:25:29We're talking about a million dollars.
00:25:33Okay, well relax.
00:25:35All right, Jackson, trust me.
00:25:37He's not gonna sweat the small stuff, okay?
00:25:40Anyway, I gotta go.
00:25:42I have a dinner date.
00:25:44That's good then.
00:25:45Yeah, isn't it?
00:25:46Clock out, you three.
00:25:47Now!
00:25:49How do we clock it out?
00:26:00So this is your idea of fine dining, was it?
00:26:03Oh, I didn't check the hours.
00:26:05Sorry.
00:26:08Well, William, you've wasted 30 minutes of my time.
00:26:11That's potentially thousands in market opportunities.
00:26:14So I'm gonna go.
00:26:15Okay, hold on.
00:26:36Happy birthday, Jessica.
00:26:47Jessica, there's no rush.
00:26:49I rented out the entire place for the evening.
00:26:51It's pre-market trading hours.
00:26:53Every minute here is another minute I'm not making money.
00:26:55Got it?
00:26:55But it's your birthday.
00:27:00William, thank you for thinking about me.
00:27:03But profits are my preferred birthday present.
00:27:07Are you gonna eat that?
00:27:09If not, we should really go back to work.
00:27:13Jessica, tonight is for birthday celebrations only.
00:27:17No more work talk.
00:27:18And what's a celebration without a toast?
00:27:32Okay.
00:27:33Alcohol wastes time and clouds my judgment.
00:27:37Okay.
00:27:39So what's the largest fund you've ever managed?
00:27:4210 billion.
00:27:4310 billion.
00:27:45Okay, I tell you what.
00:27:46Finish that drink, and I'll pump 10 billion more into Charles Securities.
00:27:51What do you say?
00:27:5210 billion for one glass?
00:27:55Mm-hmm.
00:27:57That is an excellent ROI.
00:28:05William, I want to kiss you.
00:28:12Will one glass do?
00:28:14Or shall I drink 10 more?
00:28:17Okay.
00:28:21I apologize, but this is a closed booking.
00:28:23Ah!
00:28:24Ah!
00:28:25You fool.
00:28:27Do you know who he is?
00:28:31Do you know who he is?
00:28:32I don't care who he is.
00:28:34He's gonna apologize today.
00:28:36Great.
00:28:37You two again.
00:28:37Really?
00:28:39Apologize now.
00:28:40Okay.
00:28:40Look.
00:28:41She's a waiter.
00:28:42Big deal.
00:28:42She got slapped.
00:28:43Who cares?
00:28:44You know what, kid?
00:28:44Name your voice.
00:28:45No.
00:28:46Save your money.
00:28:47Don't forget, you're a million-dollar VIP.
00:28:50You could slap her in the face twice, and they'd still kiss your feet.
00:28:54Assault is illegal.
00:28:55You don't want to pay?
00:28:57Well, I hope you enjoy prison.
00:28:58Oh, my God.
00:28:59She's obviously just after cash.
00:29:00Just give her, like, 10 grand or something.
00:29:03And my, my, Jessica.
00:29:05Turns out dating a sugar daddy has made you grow a backbone.
00:29:09It's so cute.
00:29:10Jesse, you seem awfully available.
00:29:14How's that trading model coming along?
00:29:16Still piggybacking off my work?
00:29:18Yeah, right.
00:29:19I don't know what you're even talking about.
00:29:21Jesse, she's slept her way to the top.
00:29:23She's an idiot.
00:29:24Okay, don't even waste your breath.
00:29:25That's ridiculous.
00:29:26I'm the one who wrote her coattails.
00:29:28William, you are beyond saving.
00:29:31But here's a little lesson for you.
00:29:32Women, they'll be the death of you.
00:29:35Don't waste your breath on him.
00:29:37He's beneath you.
00:29:39Maybe you should drop the sexism, Jackson.
00:29:41I mean, you know women aren't inferior to men, right?
00:29:45Plus, Jessica is 10 times the person you'll ever be.
00:29:50I see your game, William.
00:29:52Throwing millions around to launch your fund alongside ours,
00:29:55all to help this hack Jessica get her petty revenge.
00:29:58Incorrect.
00:29:59I can burn money because I can afford to.
00:30:02You know what?
00:30:02I'm not wasting my breath on this anymore.
00:30:04TB's victory is guaranteed.
00:30:06Great.
00:30:06So, put your money where your mouth is then, Jackson.
00:30:10If Charles Securities loses on launch day,
00:30:12you get Clooney Financial Group including all my shares.
00:30:16But if TB loses, I take everything you owe.
00:30:21William.
00:30:22Are you insane?
00:30:24Your shares are worth 10 times that of TB.
00:30:27All for this woman.
00:30:29I made my choice.
00:30:31Jessica will make sure I win.
00:30:33Do you really have that much faith in her?
00:30:37Absolutely.
00:30:38You see, Jessica was always top of our class.
00:30:41Oh my God, were you a top student?
00:30:44That's so cute.
00:30:45Okay, you need to wake up, Mr. Clooney,
00:30:47because Wall Street is not a classroom.
00:30:50Okay.
00:30:51Enough bullshit then.
00:30:52I have one simple question for you, Jackson.
00:30:55Are you game or not?
00:30:59Are you game or not?
00:31:04If we lose this bet, Jackson loses everything.
00:31:07It's a guaranteed win.
00:31:09Why wouldn't I?
00:31:09Hold on.
00:31:11Don't forget that William is the Clooney heir, okay?
00:31:14He could leverage his connections to make under-the-table deals,
00:31:17and you don't stand a chance.
00:31:21Good catch, Jess.
00:31:24I see your game now, William.
00:31:25If you want to bet,
00:31:26let Charles Financial earn its stripes in the securities market first.
00:31:31Jackson, I'm losing my appetite.
00:31:34Can we go?
00:31:36Let's...
00:31:36Oh, and blacklist this restaurant, will you?
00:31:40With pleasure.
00:31:41Cowards.
00:31:43That's enough for one night.
00:31:45What do you say, more drinks?
00:31:47Sure.
00:31:52One glass, ten billion, you said, right?
00:31:55Jessica can't possibly handle this much alcohol.
00:31:57You're correct.
00:31:59Cheers.
00:32:20Bottoms up, William.
00:32:22No more.
00:32:24I'm going broke.
00:32:27So, Jessica.
00:32:29Do you want to join me for a dance?
00:32:33I really shouldn't.
00:32:52Oh.
00:32:52Sorry.
00:32:54It's okay.
00:32:55Here, let's try this.
00:32:58One, two, three.
00:33:00One, two, three.
00:33:02Two, three.
00:33:04One, two, three.
00:33:24One, two, three.
00:33:24What are you doing?
00:33:26I really want to kiss you right now.
00:33:39if you can't handle your liquor maybe don't drink so much next time
00:33:45come on let's go hey jessica move
00:33:54hey
00:33:58where are we going I'm taking you home
00:34:04what do I have something on my face yeah or I don't feel anything some serious
00:34:13beauty that smile makes you even more gorgeous
00:34:27William do you have feelings for me of course I do
00:34:56let's keep this party going waiter more drinks please no
00:35:02you can have drinks later but first tell me why you tried to kiss me at the restaurant
00:35:06I didn't try to kiss anybody the one I wanted to kiss was Jessica focus William I am Jessica
00:35:19now tell me why you tried to kiss me because I'm in love with you what Jessica this confession
00:35:29is eight years overdue
00:35:35Jessica always ranked first I wanted to beat her just once before confessing but
00:35:41what if she turns me down because I'm not as smart as she is
00:35:48hello
00:35:50what do you mean mom collapsed
00:35:54okay I'll be right there
00:36:05later when my mother got better I
00:36:09you what
00:36:11come on William don't leave me hanging like this
00:36:14get up
00:36:16get up
00:36:32Jackson there's no need to be upset about a bitch like Jessica
00:36:38how about we cheer up
00:36:39look that loser's not even on my radar
00:36:41listen Jesse I need you to bring your a game
00:36:44okay when our private equity fund launches TB stock is going to soar
00:36:49not even the Cluny financial group will be able to touch us
00:36:51don't worry I'm already handling the private equity fund
00:36:55it's practically almost done
00:36:58perfect and one more thing
00:37:00I'm presenting our earnings to the board tomorrow
00:37:02there's going to be some whales there
00:37:05I want to flex our muscles really show them what we're made of
00:37:09is everything all right
00:37:18what is Jesse's problem making us work these ungodly hours
00:37:23beats me
00:37:27Larry crank up the leverage
00:37:28are you sure Jesse I mean the higher leverage the greater return sure but the risk is insane
00:37:35he's right market hiccups become earthquakes with high leverage one bad day could sink the entire firm
00:37:41I can't worry about this right now all right just make the numbers look sexy
00:37:48does that make sense for you guys all right
00:37:58uh Jessica why is she here
00:38:07oh you're up
00:38:09Jessica
00:38:12don't panic look whatever happened I'll take full responsibility for it
00:38:19what the hell are you talking about wait she's not freaking out
00:38:23play it cool William play it cool
00:38:26totally kidding we're all adults here no explanation needed you were kidding
00:38:32so you didn't mean anything you said last night
00:38:34huh what did I say last night wow your reputation as a womanizer is well deserved
00:38:52let's get started are you yes sir
00:38:58name jackson
00:39:04these numbers are impressive
00:39:07nice work jackson
00:39:08and this this is just the appetizer when our equity fund launches our profits are going to go nuclear
00:39:16the question is
00:39:18do market sharks like you want in on this frenzy
00:39:26it's a pretty spreadsheet
00:39:28how can you be so damn confident that this fund is gonna make money
00:39:33simple
00:39:34I have her
00:39:35the legendary miss j herself the securities queen
00:39:39every model backing our fund was created by her
00:39:43really
00:39:44these same mrs j that shattered industry reports last year
00:39:49very same
00:39:52well jackson
00:39:54sign me up for a subscription
00:39:57sign me up for pre-launch too
00:39:59all you have to do is sign the dotted line
00:40:11listen jackson
00:40:13we are betting our entire net worth
00:40:16but this tanks you understand what follows
00:40:19relax mr padilla
00:40:21tb doesn't know how to lose
00:40:27all right boss we're here
00:40:29wait what what exactly was jessica so angry about this morning
00:40:33boss's happiness is in my hands now i've got to save him
00:40:40boss i know a specialist if you want to get that checked out
00:40:46i don't know why the hell do you carry around ed doctor cards
00:40:50hold up why would i need this kind of doctor
00:40:54need come around boss
00:40:57what if i was sick would that make jessica stop being mad at me
00:41:13what if i was sick would that make jessica stop being mad at me
00:41:18boss boss
00:41:20we are screwed okay tb's pretty numbers have all the big fish to pre-subscribe to their funds
00:41:25their capital pool is massive we're toast
00:41:29take a breath
00:41:30how can i not panic
00:41:32this is kind of on you boss you designed this brilliant trading model that will let tb
00:41:37profit even when the market is going crazy
00:41:43what i'm right you said the model had fatal flaws but it looks pretty perfect to me
00:41:49that's exactly my point tb showing profits during volatility can only mean one thing
00:41:55jesse jacked up their leverage
00:41:58but what that's that's incredibly risky one market reversal and tb's finished wait a minute
00:42:07tb's clients are basically wall street royalty with half the market funds
00:42:12if tb torches their money oh man they're doomed
00:42:19still worried hell no our our our model is the best out there and with our fun dropping soon
00:42:24we're gonna be making so much money yes
00:42:41we're gonna be making so much money
00:42:44jessica if you're sick go see a doctor call me again while i'm working and i swear i'll
00:42:49haunt you in the face
00:42:57well looks like jessica doesn't have feelings for me after all
00:43:00boss chill jessica is totally into you
00:43:02really what makes you say that what makes you say that come on say something already
00:43:09she's a workaholic and she dropped everything to have dinner with you that's that's not business
00:43:14that's interest yeah it's because i dangled a billion dollar deal over a glass of wine
00:43:19seriously
00:43:22well she could have just gone back to work but she took you home that's affection right look i was
00:43:28blackout drunk she probably just didn't want her cash cow to choke on his own vomit woman like her
00:43:33wouldn't spend the whole night with you unless there was feelings you see what i mean you know
00:43:39what you're right jessica does have feelings for me but she's pissed right now you got any tips
00:43:47boss she's in the financial world she appreciates assets you gotta show her what you're worth
00:43:54what i'm worth money boss you gotta have some big spender energy like your billion dollar drink
00:44:01take her shopping women love retail therapy she'll forgive you as soon as you swipe that platinum
00:44:06card please jessica's not that superficial all right what it's my only attractive quality my 100
00:44:13billion dollar net worth what about my charming personality and my amazing dashing good looks what about that
00:44:22wait john john what did i say good luck with your boners
00:44:47we crushed that meeting thanks to you i want to get your reward a price anything you want i don't
00:44:53want anything
00:44:53i just want to spend the day with you maybe we can go shopping after all my hard work time
00:44:59to make you pay
00:45:00up anything you want please your day
00:45:16this is your idea of work related that is right see tomorrow at the business gala there's a very strict
00:45:23dress code you have anything appropriate at home nope that's what i'd hoped you'd say
00:45:30i mean well if you don't have anything then we have to go shopping right purely work related so shall
00:45:38we sure
00:45:49mr glooney welcome is this your lovely wife i've heard about don't be ridiculous this is my
00:45:58my employee now go grab your latest collection for her to try we have everything ready sir right this way
00:46:04ma'am
00:46:09sure
00:46:14yes
00:46:36william don't i look ridiculous in this
00:46:41that bad huh no no god no
00:46:46dad you look absolutely breathtaking in that gown sir you are lucky to have such a gorgeous wife
00:46:56william william why does she keep calling me your wife william why does she keep calling me your wife
00:47:01okay don't freak out but this is the first time i've ever been shopping with a woman so she's assuming
00:47:06things you heard me i don't want to wife talk understood right this way miss let's try on that second
00:47:15count
00:47:20what
00:47:21you
00:47:22you
00:47:23you
00:47:24you
00:47:24you
00:47:24you
00:47:25you
00:47:36you
00:47:38you
00:47:40you
00:47:47Miss, you look absolutely stunning.
00:47:49Obviously.
00:47:52Sir, you might be punching above your weight here.
00:47:56I think I'll take this one.
00:47:58Business tanking and still out shopping.
00:48:01What a worthless idiot.
00:48:02You two again.
00:48:04What a pleasant surprise.
00:48:06Jessica, Charles security is tanking and yet you have William out shopping for you?
00:48:10What?
00:48:11Do you two have like a golden parachute planned?
00:48:13Given the recent market swings, your trading model should be bleeding money unless you're
00:48:20using leverage, aren't you?
00:48:23Leverage?
00:48:24That wasn't in our most recent financial statements.
00:48:26Bullshit!
00:48:27We're making money because my model is brilliant.
00:48:30Yeah, right.
00:48:31You either faked your numbers or you buried your leverage in your reports.
00:48:34Those are the only two possibilities.
00:48:39Jessie?
00:48:41What is she talking about?
00:48:42Are TV's financial reports-
00:48:44No!
00:48:45Jessica is just talking garbage, okay?
00:48:47The truth is, I finished.
00:48:52I finished upgrading the new trading model and it is way more responsive to market fluctuations
00:48:58and that is why we are more profitable.
00:49:00No way!
00:49:02Jessie, you're an absolute genius!
00:49:04Yeah, I know.
00:49:04I stayed up all night to make sure the fun succeeded.
00:49:07See, I like to use my brain to escalate in my career, not my veteran skills.
00:49:14So you're coming after me now?
00:49:17Okay, fine.
00:49:18I admit, I tried to use my body to impress Jessica, but it didn't work.
00:49:23So stop with the fake news.
00:49:24So the boss doesn't steal the deal with the missus.
00:49:27William, you're pathetic.
00:49:29Letting this airhead pull your strings?
00:49:31You are a disgrace to men everywhere.
00:49:34Jessie, don't even pay attention to him, okay?
00:49:36He's just jealous that I have you.
00:49:38Aww.
00:49:39When our fun launches, I am going to propose to you and you will be known as the wife of
00:49:44TB's president.
00:49:46Unconditional proposal?
00:49:48We go, Jackson.
00:49:50Jessica, I propose to you even if Charles Securities crashed and burned.
00:49:54Are we good?
00:49:56Can you forgive me for this morning?
00:49:58No.
00:50:01I will not accept your apology or your proposal.
00:50:04Ever.
00:50:06But why?
00:50:07Because your apology and proposal are equally half-assed.
00:50:10I'm declining.
00:50:11Is that not clear enough for you?
00:50:13Jessica, you need to tell me what happened.
00:50:16I can fix this.
00:50:17I can...
00:50:18Look, I'll tell you what I...
00:50:19I can tell you what you did wrong.
00:50:21She doesn't like you.
00:50:23She's after your cash.
00:50:25Once you're broke, she'll just find a new, fresh wallet to drain.
00:50:30Wait, for real?
00:50:31Yeah, for real.
00:50:33She's been playing this game at TB.
00:50:34She would literally...
00:50:35Perfect!
00:50:36Jessica, I'm gonna hustle so hard you'll never drain my bank account.
00:50:40I'll just keep the cash flowing.
00:50:42What the fuck is going on?
00:50:43She's my everything.
00:50:45That's enough.
00:50:47Your slander stops now.
00:50:49You can discuss the rest with my attorneys.
00:50:51Jessie, relax.
00:50:52You're just telling it like it is.
00:50:54She can sue all she wants.
00:50:56No judge is gonna believe her bullshit.
00:50:58Save your breath.
00:51:00Once our funds go head-to-head on launch day,
00:51:03the market will speak for itself.
00:51:07The market will speak for itself.
00:51:10Let's go.
00:51:11You got it.
00:51:13She'll be taking everything she tried on.
00:51:15Oh!
00:51:15And everything she didn't try on.
00:51:18Send to her house, please.
00:51:19Absolutely, sir.
00:51:20Please come back with your wife and shop with us again soon.
00:51:24She's trying to rub it in my face!
00:51:27Jackson!
00:51:28You can't let her win!
00:51:29Alright!
00:51:30You know what?
00:51:31Pick anything you want, alright?
00:51:32Anything in the store, it's on me.
00:51:34I apologize, we don't have any dresses.
00:51:37The owner just purchased all of them with his wife.
00:51:41May I suggest another boutique?
00:51:43Suggest another boutique?
00:51:44No, this is a prestigious brand.
00:51:46Is this how you treat your potential customers?
00:51:48Do you have any idea who I am?
00:51:49Yeah, do you have any idea who he is?
00:51:51You know what, go get your manager.
00:51:52Yeah, why don't you go get your manager?
00:51:53No!
00:51:53Yeah!
00:51:54You just met the owner, Mr. Clooney.
00:51:57What did you say?
00:51:58Did she say Mr. Clooney?
00:52:09Oh, my fault entirely.
00:52:11Sorry.
00:52:14Is the enhanced model ready?
00:52:16Can it handle our fund operations?
00:52:17Rock solid.
00:52:18Cool.
00:52:23Any progress, boss?
00:52:24No, she's still pissed at me.
00:52:27What do I do, John?
00:52:29Here's the secret.
00:52:30When a woman's mad at you, right or wrong, apologize first.
00:52:33Ask questions later.
00:52:34But it has to be sincere.
00:52:36You understand?
00:52:38Right.
00:52:39Got it.
00:52:52Jessica.
00:52:53Look, I'm sorry.
00:52:54I screwed up.
00:52:56Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?
00:52:58Really?
00:52:58Then explain exactly what you did wrong.
00:53:04Uh...
00:53:04This is that question at least 90% of men can never answer correctly.
00:53:08Boss's happiness is in my hands now.
00:53:11Gotta save him.
00:53:23How can someone so rich be so stupid?
00:53:26What the hell?
00:53:26Oh, my God.
00:53:42Oh.
00:53:44Oh.
00:53:44Oh.
00:53:45Oh.
00:53:45Oh.
00:53:45William, what is wrong with you?
00:53:46Shit.
00:53:47Are you okay?
00:53:47Don't touch me.
00:53:49Jessica, I...
00:53:50I didn't mean to do that.
00:53:52I didn't.
00:53:53Look, I'm sorry.
00:53:54Sorry.
00:53:55Sorry.
00:53:55I love you.
00:53:56Marry me.
00:53:58So quick with the words.
00:53:59I wonder how many women have heard his practice lines.
00:54:02Same old William.
00:54:03The eternal womanizer.
00:54:05I don't want to hear your apology.
00:54:07Just go.
00:54:09I have work to do.
00:54:10Come on, Jessica.
00:54:14If you're not gonna go, then I'm gonna go.
00:54:16Wait.
00:54:16Just...
00:54:17Just wait.
00:54:21Oh, screw it.
00:54:23I'm all in.
00:54:28Jessica, I'm in love with you.
00:54:30Okay?
00:54:31I'm in love with you.
00:54:32Look, I figured out why you were upset.
00:54:34It's for what I said when I was drunk last night and the impulsive proposal this morning,
00:54:39isn't it?
00:54:40I knew it.
00:54:42Look, I didn't acknowledge it this morning because I thought I dreamt it.
00:54:47And that marriage proposal?
00:54:48It wasn't impulsive.
00:54:50It was genuine.
00:54:51I've loved you for eight years, Jessica.
00:54:56I didn't get to confess to you at graduation because my mother was sick.
00:55:00After that, I looked for you everywhere, but you just disappeared.
00:55:06After graduation, my parents split up.
00:55:09My mom and I moved to Los Angeles together.
00:55:12It's okay.
00:55:13You just have to know how ecstatic I was when I heard you returned.
00:55:17I have to confess, if TB never fired you, I would have bought the whole company.
00:55:23Why?
00:55:25Because I needed to be around you.
00:55:27I need you to know that that marriage proposal, it wasn't impulsive.
00:55:31I want to marry you because I'm truly, truly in love with you.
00:55:37Okay, Jessica?
00:55:41The truth is, William, I've been in love with you, too, for the last eight years.
00:55:55Wait, really?
00:55:58I love you, Jessica.
00:56:00I love you.
00:56:08So beautiful.
00:56:10Now we don't have to worry about losing our funding, right?
00:56:14Wait, what?
00:56:15Next up, payback time for you.
00:56:17Come on!
00:56:34May I?
00:56:49Look, I'm new to this, okay?
00:56:52But everyone says you're a notorious woman.
00:56:54I said...
00:56:55It's all gossip.
00:56:57I've been waiting for you all this time.
00:57:00I like that answer.
00:57:08I like that answer.
00:57:30You fraud.
00:57:32You said this was your first time.
00:57:34Because I've dreamt of this moment a million times.
00:57:44Calm down.
00:57:47Jackson's already wrapped around your finger.
00:57:49Once you're Mrs. CEO, the whole company will belong to you.
00:57:54Come on, Jessie.
00:57:55Smile.
00:57:56I've arranged a little something special for tonight.
00:57:58Come on in, boys.
00:58:04Oh, my goodness.
00:58:06Someone knows their audience.
00:58:09Well, bottoms up, handsome.
00:58:16Come here.
00:58:20Oh, one second.
00:58:22I gotta use the restroom.
00:58:24Oh, God.
00:58:30Those are Jessie's team members.
00:58:31What the hell are they doing here now?
00:58:34Hey, question.
00:58:36Those ladies?
00:58:36Do they hang out here a lot?
00:58:37Come here.
00:58:38No.
00:58:39Oh, my God.
00:58:39This guy's been flying everywhere.
00:58:42Get out of here, you creep.
00:58:43I said no.
00:58:44God.
00:58:45No, Jackson.
00:58:46No.
00:58:46This is not what you think.
00:58:48Everyone's just been really killing themselves trying to launch this fun.
00:58:51So I thought maybe we could bring them out and, you know, blow off some steam.
00:58:57I mean, you want everyone to be top tier when managing the fun moving forward, don't you?
00:59:09Fine.
00:59:10Alright, put it on my tab.
00:59:11Have fun.
00:59:13You're the best.
00:59:20Yeah, it looks great.
00:59:21The numbers are better than I've heard.
00:59:24With everything you said.
00:59:26Look at you, boss.
00:59:27You disappeared for one night and come back with a promotion.
00:59:29Damn straight.
00:59:30Look at that.
00:59:31It's our boss dating the actual boss.
00:59:34Exactly.
00:59:36That's me.
00:59:38Okay, hotshot.
00:59:40Stand down.
00:59:42Evan, progress report on the upgraded model?
00:59:45I just finished.
00:59:45I ran the numbers and this thing is a gold mine.
00:59:48You gotta try and lose money.
00:59:50There's just one thing.
00:59:53Spit it out.
00:59:54We could launch our fund the same day as TV Securities.
00:59:57Yeah, but isn't that perfect?
00:59:59I mean, our whole mission is to be TB, right?
01:00:02Well, the thing is my mismanaging of Charles Securities kind of wrecked its reputation.
01:00:07No one wants to buy into the fund.
01:00:10Evan's right.
01:00:11Amazing product.
01:00:13Horrible brand.
01:00:14How do we fix this?
01:00:16The Gala's tonight.
01:00:18It's our last chance.
01:00:19TB Securities will also be there.
01:00:22Guys, don't even stress about it.
01:00:23You got me.
01:00:25Alright?
01:00:26With me around, Charles Securities will have all the major clients lined up.
01:00:30Duh.
01:00:31My boss is the biggest whale on the ocean.
01:00:35He deserves a promotion.
01:00:37Don't worry.
01:00:39Tonight I'm going to rebrand Charles Securities once and for all.
01:01:11Well, well, well. Look who it is. The Clooney Group's wannabe Playboy and that loser that I fired from TB.
01:01:18What could you possibly be doing here?
01:01:20Front row seats to your humiliation, actually.
01:01:23In your dreams.
01:01:24No one here is buying your fund when TB is an option.
01:01:26You think these people want to sign up to lose money?
01:01:30Right. Who turns down money?
01:01:32But wait, do people buy your fund to lose cash?
01:01:36Scared?
01:01:37Not us.
01:01:39What a pretty dress, Jessica.
01:01:42Unfortunately, being pretty won't help you.
01:01:44This industry respects results.
01:01:47Mmm, I couldn't agree more.
01:01:49Jessica looks amazing in this dress.
01:01:52Did you hear me? I said results, alright?
01:01:55And everyone in this industry knows that Charles Securities is a disaster.
01:02:01Precisely.
01:02:02And at TB Securities, our undeniable performance history speaks for itself.
01:02:06You are going home empty.
01:02:10Ninety percent of the people in this room are already partnered with TB.
01:02:14Everyone is putting their trust in us, isn't that right?
01:02:17Now, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to take this moment to introduce this lovely woman right beside Jessie.
01:02:27Not only is she TB's star trader, but she is the one and only legendary Securities Queen herself, Miss J.
01:02:38What?
01:02:40She's Miss J? The one who shattered industry return records in record time?
01:02:47Absolutely. TB's upcoming fund is powered by Jessie's proprietary quant trading model.
01:02:53Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to ask yourself, what are you going to do with your newfound wealth?
01:02:57Because we are going to be very, very rich.
01:03:00Jackson, is there still time for me to raise my fate?
01:03:03You bet your $5.
01:03:06Is something funny?
01:03:08I'm laughing because you're an idiot.
01:03:11And you.
01:03:12You are worse.
01:03:14Stealing my identity and taking credit for my work?
01:03:17You know what happens when that model crashes?
01:03:20TB Securities goes bankrupt overnight.
01:03:22What are you talking about?
01:03:23Hey, Jessie's model is bulletproof.
01:03:25Jackson, I know that model's flaws better than anyone.
01:03:28Because I created it.
01:03:31What?
01:03:36Liar!
01:03:37You're just a whore who sleeps with clueless executives.
01:03:40Who are you to talk?
01:03:42Jackson, they're our rivals.
01:03:43Are you really going to believe her over me?
01:03:46If you claim that you really built TB's latest trading model, where's your proof?
01:03:51I don't have any.
01:03:52Your choice whether to believe me or not.
01:03:54It's enough eye contact with the enemy, don't you think?
01:03:57You're right.
01:03:59Let's go.
01:04:00You got it.
01:04:03You got it.
01:04:05Bitch.
01:04:05He's not that strong.
01:04:06I was already off balance.
01:04:07Do you see how fast she ran?
01:04:09Guilty conscience.
01:04:11She's obviously just trying to tear us apart, okay?
01:04:13Don't let that happen.
01:04:14Relax.
01:04:15Okay.
01:04:20Gentlemen, I can guarantee that the Charles Fund is a gold mine waiting to happen.
01:04:26Why not take a chance on it?
01:04:28Mr. Clooney, it isn't that we don't trust you.
01:04:31100%.
01:04:31You've got our confidence.
01:04:33That's right.
01:04:33It's just, we've already committed to the TB Fund.
01:04:37Oh, so you're all in with them already.
01:04:40Look, Jessica's model makes TB's look like a child's toy.
01:04:43Simple as that.
01:04:44Charles security is your best bet here.
01:04:47Maybe sleep on it before you commit elsewhere, huh?
01:04:49Do we really want to snag the head of Clooney's group?
01:04:52That's dangerous territory.
01:04:54Yeah, you might be right.
01:04:56Mr. Clooney, why don't we just take some steps forward and we'll see-
01:04:59Come on, William.
01:05:02Using your family name to intimidate our clients into purchasing your worthless fund?
01:05:09Mr. Padilla, please, don't believe William's con.
01:05:13Charles Securities is merely a dating service for him.
01:05:16It's not a real business.
01:05:18Okay, invest your money there and you might as well kiss it goodbye.
01:05:22Jackson, it's okay.
01:05:23We trust Mr. Clooney.
01:05:24See that?
01:05:25Some people still have faith in Charles Securities.
01:05:29You fool.
01:05:30They're not betting on Charles, they're betting on Clooney Financial Group.
01:05:33Without your dad's company, you'd be invisible in this room.
01:05:36And, right now I'm here as the head of Charles Securities.
01:05:40Gentlemen, our fund speaks for itself, just check out these numbers.
01:05:44Now look, Charles Securities may be small, but our results have multiplied exponentially.
01:05:50The results don't lie.
01:05:51Wow, if these figures are accurate, the ROI alone is higher than TB's.
01:05:56Every number is verified.
01:05:58I can personally guarantee that as head of Clooney Financial Group.
01:06:02You know, William, that is a really cute little portfolio you have there.
01:06:06Good job.
01:06:07But it's no match for TB's funk.
01:06:10Remember, folks.
01:06:11William has Clooney Group's billions to catch him if he falls.
01:06:16At TB, we are investing our own cash.
01:06:19We are right there with you.
01:06:21If you fail, we fail too.
01:06:23Remember that.
01:06:25Jackson makes a good point.
01:06:27If Charles fund tanks, they've got Clooney Financial as a fallback.
01:06:31For us, one bad investment could risk everything we own.
01:06:36What if I told you that Clooney Financial Group is all in?
01:06:44Are you serious right now?
01:06:45What are you talking about?
01:06:47Jessica, I'm not overstepping you, am I?
01:06:49Not at all.
01:06:50In fact, congratulations.
01:06:52You're about to become the wealthiest man in the nation.
01:06:55Okay, enough with this performance to con people into buying your worthless fund.
01:07:00Everyone knows that Charles Securities is the laughing stock of the finance industry.
01:07:05Stop with this act.
01:07:07Nobody's buying it.
01:07:08Jackson, if all you care about is statistics and numbers and results,
01:07:13then how about we make a bet on fund performance launch day?
01:07:16Same stakes as before.
01:07:18If Charles Securities loses, my shares are yours.
01:07:22But if TB loses, what's yours is mine.
01:07:28I've locked in 90% of the investors here, and Charles has nobody.
01:07:32This bet is mine.
01:07:34What do you say?
01:07:35Brave enough?
01:07:37I'm game.
01:07:38But I hope you hold up your end of the bargain when you lose.
01:07:41I was actually about to say the same thing.
01:07:43How about you say we sign on it right now?
01:07:47I couldn't agree more.
01:07:54Jessica, are you really going to let your boyfriend sign?
01:07:57Once Charles fund tanks, he'll be broke.
01:07:59As long as I'm here, Charles won't lose.
01:08:02And neither will William.
01:08:04Do you believe that you just signed your own death throne.
01:08:33Oh, they believe it's dead for you.
01:08:34As soon as our fund goes public, I'll own everything.
01:08:37Your assets, your company, and your family name.
01:08:41I'm gonna be the new head of your precious company.
01:08:43Well, congratulations, Jackson.
01:08:45I knew we backed the right horse.
01:08:47Only you can take TB and us to the promised land.
01:08:49Charles Securities, complete trash.
01:08:53TB's where the real players are.
01:08:55Are you starting to have second thoughts
01:08:56about your golden boy Clooney here?
01:08:57Nah, please, he's just a trust fund playboy.
01:09:00He doesn't belong in the same universes as you, Jackson.
01:09:03Blowing his entire inheritance on a woman.
01:09:06Utterly pathetic.
01:09:09Don't pop the champagne yet.
01:09:12TB is going to crash and burn, and once it does,
01:09:15you'll all be crawling back to us in tears once the fun launches.
01:09:18Give it a rest, Jessica.
01:09:20You're dragging a billionaire into poverty.
01:09:24I mean, you're basically a curse on anyone
01:09:26stupid enough to trust you.
01:09:28Bullshit.
01:09:29You're the damn curse.
01:09:32Jessica, it's my good luck charm.
01:09:41Hello?
01:09:43What do you mean the algorithm is glitching?
01:09:47What do you mean the algorithm is glitching?
01:09:50What's going on?
01:09:52Nothing.
01:09:52I'm just going to do this affair.
01:09:56What the hell is happening?
01:09:58Something's wrong with the system.
01:09:59It won't stop trading.
01:10:00We're bleeding millions.
01:10:02Jessie, we need a solution now.
01:10:04Emma, hack the backend and siphon problems from our other funds to cover these losses.
01:10:08Are you insane?
01:10:10Data fraud and embezzlement are serious crimes.
01:10:16Who cares about the rules, alright?
01:10:18The TB fund launches days away and we cannot afford to show any of these losses.
01:10:24What?
01:10:25Hello?
01:10:27Jessie!
01:10:28Well, Jackson, looks like I'm going to inherit TB without spending a dime.
01:10:33Please.
01:10:33I have Miss J, the Securities Queen herself, with her failures impossible.
01:10:40What's so funny?
01:10:43Well?
01:10:44Minor glitches.
01:10:45I solved the problem.
01:10:47I've never doubted you for a second.
01:10:49Obviously.
01:10:50There's no system error I can't solve.
01:10:54And on launch day, if you're looking for me, I'll be in my office, waiting for you two
01:10:58to come crying, crawling in there, begging me to save you from bankruptcy.
01:11:02Spoiler alert, I'm not going to.
01:11:05Whoops.
01:11:07Toodaloo.
01:11:11Look at that climb.
01:11:13Ten million dollars in profit in just minutes.
01:11:17What about Charles Securities?
01:11:22Oh, just as I thought.
01:11:26Barely six figures.
01:11:28Jackson, we have this bet.
01:11:31TB's got it locked down.
01:11:32Starting today, I am the king of the Securities world.
01:11:36Come on everybody, let's celebrate.
01:11:48I'm sorry boss, we're done for.
01:11:50This can't be happening.
01:11:51Evan, there has to be something we can do.
01:11:53Check again.
01:11:53It's pointless.
01:11:54Our phone is too small.
01:11:55Even if we multiply to returns, we can't match TB's numbers.
01:11:58We're dead.
01:11:59Dead.
01:11:59Boss, you're going to go broke.
01:12:01I'm going to be on the streets.
01:12:02Oh, I knew it.
01:12:02There's no escaping bankruptcy after all.
01:12:04Alright, enough.
01:12:05It's too early to throw in the towel.
01:12:08Please tell me I'm right, Jessica.
01:12:09Give it half an hour max.
01:12:11The entire game is about to change.
01:12:18Congrats, Jackson.
01:12:20You went from Chief TB to the Charles Security and other me group.
01:12:24Well, the victory would not have been nearly as sweet without you.
01:12:26I was right about you, Miss Jay.
01:12:28You were the only woman worthy of being by my side.
01:12:31Well, about that marriage proposal that you promised me.
01:12:34I know.
01:12:35I didn't forget, Jessie.
01:12:42Jessie, will you marry me?
01:12:43Oh my god, yes.
01:12:45Yes, I will.
01:12:48Boss, we're screwed.
01:12:50The margin's called across the board.
01:12:52The algorithm's totally crashed.
01:12:53What?
01:12:55What the fuck is going on?
01:12:57There was a critical bug in the trading model.
01:12:59It took down the newly launched fund with it.
01:13:01So what are you waiting for?
01:13:02Fix it already.
01:13:02It's way beyond us.
01:13:04We can't fix something this complex.
01:13:05You incompetent morons.
01:13:07Where's Jessie?
01:13:08Jessie?
01:13:09Miss Jay, you created this model so you can fix it, right?
01:13:17Look, I gotta ask.
01:13:19If I were to lose everything, would you still want to marry me?
01:13:24Nope.
01:13:26Okay.
01:13:38Wait, is this...
01:13:39I mean, if you want to marry me that bad, I guess I can stoop down to your level.
01:13:47Boss, we're saved.
01:13:49You're not going broke and I'm not going bankrupt.
01:13:52TV's fund just crashed.
01:13:54Johnny Padilla and all the other whales called.
01:13:56They want to get in on our fund.
01:13:59Uh, did I interrupt something?
01:14:02No.
01:14:03Your timing is perfect, actually.
01:14:05Look what Jessica got me.
01:14:08Pretty sweet, huh?
01:14:15Jessica, I can't figure it out.
01:14:17How exactly did you predict that TB's fund would crash in just 30 minutes?
01:14:22From day one, I knew TB's model couldn't handle real market turbulence.
01:14:26And then Jessie jacked up the leverage to get those pretty quarterly numbers.
01:14:29And that made it a house of cards.
01:14:31One tap and boom.
01:14:33What tap?
01:14:33Are you talking about the Federal Reserve rate increase?
01:14:36Exactly.
01:14:38TB imploded so fast because the Fed's rate hike announcement triggered massive capital
01:14:42flight and market tremors.
01:14:44Half an hour was actually longer than expected.
01:14:49Jessica, you caught the Fed's exact move just by reading the market signals.
01:14:57That is...
01:15:00Well, that's next level genius.
01:15:03Hey, I...
01:15:04Whoa!
01:15:07Damn it, Jessie!
01:15:08What the fuck is going on?
01:15:09We're down billions!
01:15:11Keep this up and TB's is finished!
01:15:15I can't fix it.
01:15:16The...
01:15:17The model's beyond repair.
01:15:19What do you mean you can't fix it?
01:15:21Your model?
01:15:21Your failure of a team?
01:15:23Fix this disaster?
01:15:24Ow!
01:15:25Don't look at us!
01:15:27This was all Jessie!
01:15:28She made us use Jessica's old model for training.
01:15:32We had no idea we'd lose this much.
01:15:34This is Jessica's model, not yours?
01:15:37Exactly!
01:15:38And before that she made us pump up the leverage to try and make the quarterly numbers look good.
01:15:43This has nothing to do with us.
01:15:46Tell me they're lying now.
01:15:50Tell me they're lying now.
01:15:53What?
01:15:54Where are you bitches going?
01:15:56You can't just leave me like this!
01:16:01I can explain.
01:16:02Explain you sunk the entire company!
01:16:04What a possible excuse you have!
01:16:06What am I supposed to tell the investors?
01:16:11Hello, Mr. Padilla.
01:16:13What kind of clusterfuck are you running over there?
01:16:16If you keep losing money like this, I'll be finished along with you!
01:16:21Mr. Padilla, I understand your concern, but please I...
01:16:23You understand it, huh?
01:16:25I put billions into your fun!
01:16:27Listen up!
01:16:27If I go bankrupt because of you, I will fucking end you!
01:16:36Hello?
01:16:37Jackson, is this how you handle business?
01:16:39Your model is trash!
01:16:42Our partnership with TB is over!
01:16:47You did this!
01:16:49Don't blame me!
01:16:50You're the one who wanted the upgraded model!
01:16:52You're the one who wanted the perfect financials!
01:16:55You pushed me for the launch day!
01:16:56Unbelievable!
01:16:57How could my father possibly think that you are his most valuable asset?
01:17:02Hey!
01:17:02Give me this!
01:17:02What are you doing?
01:17:04Please!
01:17:04Jackson!
01:17:05You damned is up-play wonderful.
01:17:07What have you done?
01:17:09How did you get TB?
01:17:11Blacklisted from the entire industry!
01:17:14I'm sorry!
01:17:15No, no, no, no!
01:17:16Just save your lame apologies!
01:17:18Just get me Jessica!
01:17:19Where is she?
01:17:20She's the only one that can pull TB back from the brink now!
01:17:24Jessica's gone!
01:17:25I fired her!
01:17:30You did what to Jessica?
01:17:33I don't get it.
01:17:34Why do you care?
01:17:37Do you have any idea who Jessica is?
01:17:40The board and I specifically recruited her.
01:17:43Our model that has been keeping us afloat is her work.
01:17:48That's the only reason TB's been at the top of the industry and you fired her?!
01:17:53No!
01:17:53I didn't do it!
01:17:56She told me to!
01:17:57So you're not the real Miss J at all!
01:17:59Jessica really is the security's queen, isn't she?
01:18:03Oh my god!
01:18:04I got rid of our golden goose!
01:18:06Enough!
01:18:07It's fine, Jessica.
01:18:08Bring her here.
01:18:09If I have to get down on my knees, I will, but we're bringing her back!
01:18:13Dad, no.
01:18:14Your health can't handle this stress.
01:18:16I'll do it.
01:18:17I'll beg her to have mercy on the TB.
01:18:21Mr. Clooney, I knew that you were going to come out on top.
01:18:24And Jackson, he does not belong in your league.
01:18:26You're a once in a generation talent.
01:18:29And as a sign of good faith, I want to invest over 10% above market value.
01:18:36What do you say?
01:18:37Hard pass.
01:18:38I'm just a womanizing wastrel.
01:18:41Right?
01:18:41A useless playboy, that's what you said.
01:18:45I'm clearly not worthy of your partnership.
01:18:50Gentlemen, you can see your way out.
01:19:01Jackson, you got a lot of nerves showing your face in front of me.
01:19:04Hey!
01:19:06Not in my office.
01:19:07If you want to fight, take it outside.
01:19:12This ain't over.
01:19:25William, Jessica.
01:19:29Look, I'm begging you.
01:19:30Okay?
01:19:31Don't let TB go bankrupt.
01:19:34Look, please.
01:19:35Okay?
01:19:36I'm begging you.
01:19:37Just give TB a break.
01:19:38Your choice, babe.
01:19:39I'm on board with whatever you do.
01:19:40Look, Jessica.
01:19:42Okay.
01:19:42I was wrong about everything.
01:19:46Okay?
01:19:46I was an idiot to think that Jesse was the real talent.
01:19:50You were TB's star all along.
01:19:52Okay?
01:19:53You were the legendary securities queen who I worshipped online.
01:19:58You were with TB for three years.
01:20:01Don't destroy the company that you helped build.
01:20:03Well, actually, Jessica and I go back eight years.
01:20:07So...
01:20:07Look, I even made Jessie pay.
01:20:11Okay?
01:20:11I locked her up myself for embezzlement and fraud.
01:20:14Anyone who crushed you is going to suffer.
01:20:17Plus...
01:20:18Save it, Jackson.
01:20:19My answer is no.
01:20:21Your misogyny caused your own downfall.
01:20:24You've deserved every bit of this.
01:20:26Perfect.
01:20:27Oh, and Jackson, about that performance agreement we signed.
01:20:31Charles Securities now owns TB.
01:20:33We are now number one in the industry.
01:20:42Bye, Jackson.
01:20:57Big news, boss. We're not broke anymore.
01:20:59And hey, I still have a job.
01:21:01I'm firing you eventually.
01:21:02Okay.
01:21:03Would you like to address the crowd?
01:21:05Of course.
01:21:07Remember when I said we'd beat TB?
01:21:11Well, mission accomplished.
01:21:13And every person in this room made it happen.
01:21:15True, but Jessica, you deserve most of the credit.
01:21:18Absolutely.
01:21:19The credit goes to the woman of the hour.
01:21:22Actually, the real hero is William.
01:21:25He bought Charles when no one else would.
01:21:28Without that risk, none of us would be standing here.
01:21:31That's right.
01:21:32The boss deserves all the credit.
01:21:34Hear, hear.
01:21:37Jessica, I do have something to get off my chest.
01:21:44I had ulterior motives when I bought Charles Securities.
01:21:47It was really just to get closer to you.
01:21:50But my feelings for you are true, I swear.
01:21:53Boss, did you really think that was a secret?
01:21:55I mean, anyone with a post knew that that was the game plan.
01:22:00Your little office romance wasn't exactly confidential information.
01:22:04Cover blown?
01:22:05Okay, then let's do this properly.
01:22:10Jessica, I've transferred Charles Securities into your name as my engagement gift.
01:22:23Will you marry me?
01:22:26Just put this ring on and you'll be more than T.B.'s owner.
01:22:30You'll be the first lady of the Clooney Financial Group.
01:22:34I mean, you'll have more capital than you know what to do with.
01:22:39So, what do you say?
01:22:42I can't believe you.
01:22:49So, is that a no?
01:22:51It's about time you ask me!
01:23:00Jessica, from this day forward, you are my everything.
01:23:07You can remind me, like, how are we ready?
01:23:13To be together, you are a family member of Kansas City in Alabama!
01:23:13Who human beings want you to be.
01:23:19Steve, thanks to you!
01:23:19Thank you, Bobby состав for me.
01:23:20I can't believe you.
01:23:20You
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