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00:00That there is a push outside, Ganga Maiya Bhahra, such a big house, they were given an English bathroom, yet they were given a house.
00:05I am throwing dirt in the courtyard, tell me, I am not throwing my dirt in the courtyard, child, this is the atonement for your sins.
00:10Who is committing the sin?
00:25When I took admission, I wrote a love letter to the lead lecturer, but I did not let my youth slip away.
00:30When after so much hard work I got you a job, you do not go to work, now tell me who is this to you?
00:35The day is coming, enough is enough.
00:38Hey Kanpagya, after listening to our daily nonsense, how have you got a job, your mind has gone crazy.
00:56You have become fat, now our relationship is over, you should get out of here.
01:03Now you were expecting that we will ask you for the measurements only, Dilli is going there, my friend lives there.
01:13Our Shiddu will help us, we will earn lakhs, we will live like a king, understand and you stay here, Master Kiri Fur-Pur
01:19Keep doing it here Mr.
01:20I took my father's name. Oh, who's father, what kind of father, whose father, homelessness, paan, at a prom, relationship, in the movies
01:50Ahead, ahead, ahead, ahead, Delhi is the land of dreams, let's go, let's see hearts
02:11Let's take this Prekar Goshlo out.
02:25Is there any five star hotel here? Kisliya ji, hey, I wanted to have tea, Bai, if you want to have this tea then
02:31I want to drink tea from Amara Hotel, you cannot get better tea than this anywhere in India, this tea is amazing.
02:36Yes, please make it, sir, I will definitely pee.
02:47I am going, you will see what wonders I do, you will pee, we will see, I am Nazga's suitcase
02:57I am talking about that, well she has said it like this, you have not come yet, the lion is from Bihar
03:03oh
03:03Well, tell me one thing, in a small town you are leaving me with a suitcase, I took it and ran away.
03:08Two
03:09You look very rich from your appearance, thank you, thank you, thank you, it doesn't seem like you are
03:13can steal
03:13Now don't sit on my head after shaking hands, friend, go immediately and come back, thank you brother, choose, don't start singing Kana Bai
03:20God, I had asked for tea, will it come from Palia Manch, what, thank you Bhaisaab, what do you think, we will listen to your thank you.
03:43Of
03:43Here are the stiff ones, listen, we're going to do it now, and you see, the suitcases, yes, come,
04:07This is news paper, I thought it was tissue paper, yes.
04:14Hey, where did you go, hey, where did you go brother, where did you go brother, what happened sir,
04:21Hey Sir, a stupid man accidentally left his suitcase behind and took ours, thinking it to be his own, and opened it.
04:27Look, who is the fool, tell me.
04:31You are not going to touch someone else's suitcase or wife, but he can take your suitcase.
04:35If Gaya did not say anything
04:37Boil it! Boil it!
04:41Oh wow, you hung your suitcase on the tree with your pot, very nice.
04:49Leet Paktar!
04:51How much money was in your suitcase?
04:53Sir, I didn't have any money.
04:55Actually, we had the telephone number and address of two Siddhus.
04:58We have to go to that
05:01Hello Siddhad
05:04This is also a wrong number, brother.
05:07Brother, do you have a purse, what should I say?
05:10Why, maybe you can find the number in that.
05:16Sir, what an idea Sir, what an idea
05:19It was going on in our minds for a long time.
05:21But Cesur is not coming to my tongue but rap
05:382860707
05:38Nine
05:42Hello
05:42Hello
05:44Is it Siddharth?
05:46Hey friend, come back and call me again.
05:51keep
05:51keep
05:51Keep the phone
05:54What friend, you are not giving me the number at all.
05:58Let's try again
06:01Yes
06:0628094563
06:07Yes
06:08Hi
06:10Hi
06:10Yes, I can talk to Siddharth.
06:12Yes, yes, please do it sir
06:15Sir
06:16I got it sir
06:17got it
06:18Thank you sir, you have to keep it in this for searching.
06:20Yes sir, I wanted to meet Siddharth.
06:24did you come directly
06:26What
06:28Can't you even come directly?
06:31died
06:32Siddhartha died
06:33brother died
06:36Well, while going to collect his freedom fighter pension, he sneezed loudly on the way and died.
06:40what how many
06:41was ninety years old
06:43a month ago
06:45I was twenty-two years old when I left Ilabah
06:47one month ninety nine
06:50Hey, tell me his full name.
06:53Siddharth Bhatnagar Almora Wale
06:56Y Cot
06:57It's a wrong number
06:59Brother, please do one thing.
07:01We have to believe in your great grandfather
07:03I am very sad brother
07:04Cry a little on our behalf too
07:08Bhai Saab
07:10350 rupees became 75 paise
07:12Hey, what are you giving me, friend?
07:14what is your problem friend you mean
07:16The sarpai is sitting
07:18Hey F Sahandami where did he go, he went
07:22And our Parsa, hey, when the soul is gone, the other will remain from here
07:26Come on, take out the money, Iss, hey, when Parsi is gone, we
07:30Where will you get the money from brother?
07:32Do a good job and write it down for us.
07:35Hey, your father doesn't have an account here, come and take out the watch.
07:42Hey dad, is he dead? I am not dead, I am sitting here after retiring.
07:49Hey, you have given me so many unnecessary things, come and take out your watch.
07:56So what will we do with this? Now the only thing left to do is go upstairs and that too after looking at the clock.
08:01Hey, we have grown up now, we have to do millions of things and earn a name, brother, we need a watch.
08:08The curse given by our father is following us here too brother, take it friend, Visahi will do it, hey
08:15Throw it on the ground and see, it will run faster than you, leader ji, as long as your father is alive, hey you idiot
08:27Hey brother, your leader
08:33Hey, I thought I would get five rupees in excitement or else I would talk about bringing the leader, as long as the father is alive.
08:42The moon will remain, Netaji, Netaji will be ruined, hey, we were searching for you only brother Ganesh, you are here
08:52How are you, when did Dilni come to Mam?
09:00Hey, he has come to meet you and who is our city mawata, take it, if he has come to meet us then he is at home
09:05Come, why are you involving women in this procession, Rama, stop all this and let us reach home.
09:11So I am coming home, brother, but this city is very big, brother, our house
09:30Hey listen I came here I came here hey this huge bus was standing there, blue yellow in color, one of ours was in it
09:39I had a small friend, I was talking to him, he said, hey, the one who wanted to live the world has gone, chicken biryani.
09:47Five rupees, it's a very good earning
09:49In Delhi, he got five rupees for raising slogans, listen, where should I sit, where should I sit, where should I sit, brother, I have no answer.
09:58Are you giving it to me or as an excuse, I feel like vomiting, thank you, listen, I will bring it, what is this, hey one
10:07Give me a plate of priyani or hey �
10:09Bring leg peas, hey everyone wants leg peas, where do you get them, there are only two in one chicken
10:15There are only four legs in our house, bring this, take this.
10:26Hey, this hen is a very weak piece, did she get polio, hey, what a hand it is for five rupees
10:32What will you take, eat it quietly, okay okay, don't get too excited or turn on the fan, be very active.
10:48She is very weak but she is very good. Okay, listen, she is blowing, no, Ekwafina, what is this, brother?
11:00You idiot Adam, this bygod doesn't know anything, friend, I need to give you some water.
11:04Yalo
11:39Hey, I am having fun with you, why did you hit me, I was just asking at that time.
11:50What happened brother, actually whenever I hiccup, I hear the sound of a crow brother.
12:01had eaten
12:19Now look at them, they themselves have close relatives in whom they are washing the plates.
12:24Hey mom, I'm hungry, bring food. Hey mom, you're going outside to get food.
12:29This is Ram's advice, son, first feed the crows and then we will eat ourselves.
12:34Well, you used to chase away the miscreants by beating them with sticks and now you are calling them and feeding them food like this.
12:39No, son, I saw you abusing the crows outside and the crow inside got offended, that's why I say
12:45Hey Papa, being black is a very bad thing, that too from a black man.
12:51I have seen this drama many times in buses, see this is the famous river of Delhi which people call Chhoti Ganga, okay
13:00This is it, this is it, brother, I am hearing it for the first time, now see, all your sins will be washed away by this relationship.
13:09I will go and forgive my sins once
13:21I don't believe you brother, it's not like Pilkar, it's so much fun and you're saying Choti Ghangha, it happens in UP.
13:26You drink water from the whole of Allahabad, Bai, do one thing, take off your clothes and take a dip in it.
13:34So Rahu Kaal has started, right?
13:51Well, why is the water of Choti Ghanga so black? It is like this, isn't it? Ever since you started eating Kava Biryani,
13:56Since then, all the keys of the world have been appearing black to you. Don't wear even black glasses and work.
14:04Now type hi nahi, take off your clothes and
14:22I swear by you that I will go to Achhal, I jumped into the drain saying 'Achhala Choti Ganga', where has the country gone now, now the clothes
14:43He took it away and ran away, tell me what kind of city is this, he was looted.
14:48I even ran away with my clothes, people say that I took my heart with me, I brought it to someone.
14:54That hey Siddho and Adhar Ghanta Est us Gachanesh Bai Kandina lekar saamne jala chati banyan mein nahi hai
15:02The situation has become worse in our own city
15:04Hey friend, you are not recognizing me, hey we studied together, friend, I remember your birth days.
15:09But what a song it was, Ishq Kamina Mushkil Kar De, life seems crazy, hey listen friend
15:19Hey Siddho
15:23Brother Gaur, when he is not recognizing his own friendship, then how will the people of Delhi recognize him? So what if we are competitors?
15:32I have a heart
15:34Benji, Namaste, Namaste, look, after saying Choti Ganga, they threw me into a dirty drain and what has happened to me?
15:40I will pour some clean water on me, you will become clean, sit down Sachi, what a great bar, bring it to me Nayak.
16:01Anil Khap of the film
16:06Hey Munshi, is it water from the pond or the water from the well? It is salty and it is itching, please clean it here.
16:16It's done, yes it's done, then why are you bringing it thinking that my brother is a graduate?
16:25Are you hitting on me? If I want to have fun, I will hit on you.
16:37When did you get hurt? Twenty four hours ago. Tell me later. Is this doctor's degree for you to bribe?
16:44There is an injury on the head and you are checking the stomach, it is very hard, it seems to have been hit by something salty.
16:51Are you my sister in law?
17:00Now only the daughter-in-law goes and smokes cigarettes, yes, shyster sir, this very clever priest, kerfal, bekarfal, hey, what can I do with him?
17:08He is doing it well, look how good he is.
17:16Well, it's good that we saved the expense of Nestija. Yes sir, where did the money come from in the operation theatre, brother?
17:35There is a cracking sound coming, the crow is making the sound 'kaun kaun', what is happening, this is it.
17:41Hey brother agriculture
17:54I was hurt because I got stitches on my head. What is the chance of this man from my head?
18:00something
18:03That I look, look, what is this, what is this, according to me this should be the waist, hey
18:10The waist is our
18:11You should get out of this too Kamal friend, what kind of people live here friend, come on you crazy person.
18:17The dog will be taken away in a cart, he is saying that he is in a lot of pain, lady.
18:24If I get a quarter, then the bastard has taken out my kidney.
18:35There is some meaning in being a winner for some days, O Ram, this person who drinks alcohol every day, see one thing.
18:43One day your kidneys will definitely get damaged. God knew that man may do something or not but Dharu
18:50will definitely drink
18:51So he gave the man one brain, one throat, one heart but two kidneys so that if one
19:00If something goes wrong then people manage with other things, I will also manage with one.
19:07Problem
19:10Kalo or Adam Kabaaye, how did he enter the house, brother, he is Ram, this is your father, hey
19:18Papa, please forgive me, please forgive me, you have two kidneys.
19:25Brother, give me a day full of sorrow or your brother is also happy now, hey Siddhu, where did you burn?
19:36गाय भाई सिद्ध तब भाई सा बलाया
20:04Jiddhu is eleven.
20:09Your hands are black, just like our father's, this is the color of the car, it seems someone has made a net.
20:15You must have eaten the bitter paan and then spat it out.
20:19Hey Doctor Sahib, you are a doctor, right? Yes, hey, I am asking for two women in my sister's association.
20:27There is a problem, hey, I cheated a doctor, I got hurt in the head, I stuffed my stomach with buttermilk, this kidney
20:34Get rid of this problem, sit in the car.
20:41No brother, we are not saying that, we want to get you justice, we want justice or Vikas, I am beating Doctor Vishwas.
20:48Isn't it not so, we understood just by looking at you that you are a great doctor.
20:53I am sitting in the car, yes this is it
20:57Yes, it works, yes, yes, please do it with your blessings and keep on mentioning my name.
21:07Aama, Aama, Kama, Kama, Kama
21:14Where did we come to this
21:15Hey, what have you done to me?
21:17The artist is regaining consciousness
21:19turn on the camera, start shooting
21:22Shooting, camera
21:25Hey, when you said your name was Prasad, I had a doubt.
21:29Hey friend, I'm paying you fifty rupees for an hour.
21:32Cooperate a little, friend, cooperate a little, friend, if we have one hour of Mod, we will be ruined brother.
21:37Coming to Delhi, this was the only thing I could do to survive, the child of the garden
21:40Hey, we are a very good family man.
22:03Sleep, sleep
22:05How is your condition Sala
22:08I had to sleep with the wolves
22:12There is a very bad smell coming from brother, I am dead, what are you doing in our room?
22:19It is very hot, the fan in my room is not working, are you the father or the sin itself?
22:25So, living on pension, when you yourself are not fit for work, then your
22:34Son, when you were small, I used to find Amul spray from so many places for you, and today
22:41You are asking for room spray for me, now you quietly leave the room to order Pegon spray,
22:46Garden, garden, how have you welcomed us?
22:50Idar is absolutely terrified today, right now the guy is absolutely terrified, Siddho, hey who is this, what is he going to do
22:56He is throwing cow dung, Siddho, he is spreading it, hey this is Cow dung Baba, he is worshipping Lord Shiva,
23:00That salute, the damn scooter
23:19He is wearing it, his other name is Petticoat Baba, should something be given to Babaji, what should be given, to Babaji
23:25Money should be given in the petticoat, O Petticoat Baba, please make the petticoat Baba, O Petticoat Baba, please make the petticoat Baba,
23:47Oh, I can't find salvation
23:50We are dancing like a game
23:52Because now we know
23:55that city
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