00:01No! No! Just call her on! Please!
00:06Should have read the handbook. Zero tolerance for tardiness.
00:10Bon appétit, sissy longlegs!
00:12Yay!
00:17That's it! You're doing splendid!
00:20Log on!
00:22Yes, I think you're finally ready.
00:25Find baby longlegs and end him.
00:36You have your orders. Remember, the longlegs are smart, but they're not invincible.
00:42It's your job to find a weakness and exploit it.
00:45I waddled you down.
00:48Pick up the pace! I smell a fresh kill nearby.
00:52Enough to feed the both of us for a week if we're smart.
00:56Mommy, can I ask you a question?
00:59How come I don't have any siblings?
01:02Do you want the long answer or the short answer?
01:06I don't know. Both?
01:09The short answer is you're all I need and more.
01:14The long answer is life in this factory is too cruel and dangerous for me to bear bringing another kid
01:20into it.
01:21So...
01:22I'm gonna be an only child forever?
01:26Afraid so.
01:29But it's not all bad.
01:34You have me!
01:40Mommy?
01:41Mommy?
01:42Where'd you go?
01:49Don't worry about her.
01:50She's fine.
01:52Trust me.
01:53Who are you?
01:54Wait.
01:55You mean mommy longlegs never told you about me?
01:58I'm sissy longlegs!
02:00You're long last twin sister!
02:02Whoa!
02:03Really?
02:03Of course!
02:05Boy, am I glad I found you!
02:08I've been searching for ages!
02:10Can you help me find my mommy?
02:13We got separated and...
02:15Sure, sure!
02:17But aren't there some fun sibling things you've always wanted to do?
02:20Come on!
02:21There's a whole day's worth of fun waiting to be had!
02:25A whole day of fun?
02:27Where do we start?
02:28I'm glad you asked!
02:31Follow me!
02:52Wow!
02:53You're really good at missing!
02:55Let's go again!
02:57Gah!
03:01So, let me get this straight.
03:04You want me to go down that ramp?
03:07Through the flaming hoop?
03:09Around the swinging axes?
03:12Over the spike pit?
03:15And through the loop-de-loop?
03:18On a tricycle?
03:20Yes!
03:21Ah!
03:22Unless you're scared!
03:24I'm not!
03:26Okay!
03:27Here I go!
03:34Hey!
03:35What's going on here?
03:38Who are you?
03:39Meet my sister, Sissy Longlegs!
03:42Huh!
03:43So you have a secret twin as well?
03:45How convenient!
03:46What are you suggesting?
03:48Is she trying to get you to ride down this death trap?
03:52Classic evil twin!
03:55I'm not gonna hurt him!
03:56It's just gonna be fun!
03:58You're not afraid of a little fun, are you bro?
04:02Of course not!
04:04Let's do this thing!
04:06I won't let you!
04:08Way too dangerous!
04:09What would mommy think?
04:10Oh!
04:12I bet Player's just mad because you have a new best friend!
04:16Tell us much!
04:17Are you, Player?
04:19No way!
04:20I just don't want you to die!
04:22Well, if you're truly my friend, Player, step aside!
04:26Sissy is my sister!
04:28And I want to make her happy!
04:30No matter what it takes!
04:32Your funeral, pal!
04:34You think I should go after him?
04:40Mayday!
04:41Mayday!
04:42Whoa, whoa, whoa!
04:46Uh-oh!
04:53Ooh, bad fall!
04:57But don't worry!
04:58It's nothing a little restroom fix!
05:02Now, go to sleep!
05:08Where am I?
05:11No!
05:12No!
05:13Home sweet home!
05:14No!
05:15Go back to sleep!
05:17This has to be a nightmare!
05:19I'm afraid your situation is quite real!
05:22Thanks to the efforts of my greatest creation yet!
05:25You called!
05:30No!
05:31It can't be!
05:33You mean, all that stuff we did together?
05:36All that fun we had?
05:38Was a lie?
05:40Are you even my sister?
05:43Of course not!
05:44If I was related to you, do you really think I'd admit it?
05:49You're a loser!
05:50No, I'm not!
05:52Ah!
05:53Lives with mom?
05:54Check!
05:55Best friend is a mannequin?
05:57Check!
05:58Need I go on?
06:01Yeah!
06:03That's it!
06:04Admit it to yourself!
06:06You're a loser!
06:07And you just did what losers do best!
06:11You lost!
06:12But don't worry!
06:13I wanted to eat you alive!
06:16But the CEO has bigger plans for you!
06:19What are you talking about?
06:21He's gonna take you from zero to zero!
06:25Surgically!
06:28No!
06:30No!
06:31Leave me alone!
06:39Please don't do this!
06:42Please!
06:44Would you be quiet!
06:45When this is over, you'll thank me!
06:47I'm going to make you into the fiercest, deadliest monster this factory has ever seen!
06:53Sissy!
06:54Fire it up!
06:55It's charging!
07:02What was that?
07:0475% charge!
07:06We're almost there!
07:1080%!
07:1290%!
07:14I knew it!
07:16He's here!
07:16I told you he would be!
07:18Mommy?
07:19Player?
07:20Sissy!
07:21Your dinner's come to us!
07:23How convenient!
07:26I knew something was seriously wrong with her!
07:29I'll take the CEO!
07:31You deal with that cretin!
07:43Stay back!
07:44You don't scare me!
07:47Me?
07:53A shame!
07:54I wish I could've played with you longer!
07:57I'm not out of the fight yet!
08:09You're going to regret this!
08:11Oof!
08:12Oof!
08:13Oof!
08:15Come on, baby!
08:17We're leaving!
08:17We're leaving!
08:18I don't want to stick around here a second longer than I have to!
08:29Baby bug legs!
08:31Wait!
08:31Those are terrible last words!
08:35You can't leave me here!
08:37Touch you on a sister!
08:38I'm the only chance you have!
08:40I've got all the family I need!
08:44To be continued!
08:45To be continued!
08:46To be continued!
08:47To be continued!
08:47You
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