00:05Stand still, Lily!
00:09Paradigm!
00:10He left you out of that ball and this is the things that I get?
00:13Even so, you're still nothing but a disgusting toy!
00:23You idiot! Look what you've got now!
00:26Me?
00:27Me? It's your fault! What even is this stuff?
00:32What's going on in here?
00:37Outsider? Something about you is looking...
00:41Really hot!
00:42Yeah!
00:44What?
00:45You're single, right, player? Me too!
00:48Desperately single and desperately lonely! We're perfect together!
00:54I've been cooped up in a vault for decades!
00:57You could really use a strong, capable toy like yourself to keep me company!
01:03Be real, player.
01:04Dating Paradigm will be like dating a tank that wears lipstick!
01:08Excuse you!
01:10Ladies, ladies, I'm flattered, really, but the truth is I'm pretty happy being a bachelor, so...
01:17Hey! Get back here!
01:19We love you, snuggle-aunt!
01:27Those girls have gone crazy!
01:29I gotta find a way to reverse whatever love spell's affecting them!
01:36There's no spell, player!
01:38Just true love!
01:40If I had got dinner first, would you?
01:43Playing hard to get, eh?
01:45Fine, then!
01:50I'm used to it!
01:51And I know exactly how to deal with your type!
01:57Lily, no!
01:59No, no, no, no, no!
02:02Just take the hit, player!
02:04I promise I'll nurse you back to health after!
02:08Let that just be romantic!
02:12No!
02:15Huh?
02:16I won't let you hurt him!
02:19No!
02:21Now's my chance!
02:25Paradigm!
02:26Now I gotta get changed before player and I stayed tonight!
02:30Wait!
02:30Where'd he go?
02:31Huh?
02:32Player?
02:33You let him get away!
02:36Sister?
02:37Who let you out of the vault?
02:39Can't you see we're busy, brother?
02:41Yeah!
02:41I can't believe I've seen this!
02:43A get lost prototype!
02:45I'm after the love of my life!
02:47You mean it's true?
02:48You're in love with that...
02:50That outsider?
02:52Well, of course!
02:53You wouldn't understand love, brother!
02:55Now get out of our way!
02:57Yeah!
02:59I've got to find a way to talk some sense into them!
03:04And there's only one person who can help me do it!
03:14Now, where is that little superhero?
03:22Huh?
03:24Yes, yes, very impressive!
03:29Now listen, Rory!
03:30I was hoping that we might team up!
03:33Ha!
03:34You're like the biggest villain in Playtime Co!
03:37Why would I team up with you?
03:38Because player has somehow tricked our sisters into falling in love with him!
03:43Player really did that?
03:47Lily...
03:47Okay, prototype...
03:49For our sisters!
03:53I think I lost him!
03:55Wait, why is it so dark in here?
03:59What the?
04:00Who?
04:01Yes!
04:02Players!
04:04Low!
04:05Yeah!
04:06What is all this?
04:10Hey, player!
04:12Isn't this great?
04:13It's our very own game show!
04:16It's the only fair way to choose who you want to end up with!
04:21Me?
04:22Or Lily?
04:23But...
04:24But...
04:25And now...
04:26Time to meet your host...
04:28The Mask Maker herself!
04:31Candy Cat!
04:32Yeah!
04:34Thank you!
04:36Thank you!
04:37Now, player!
04:38Are you ready to determine which girl you'll spend the rest of your life with?
04:42No!
04:43Great!
04:44Then let's begin!
04:45We'll start it with contestant number one!
04:47Please describe your perfect date!
04:49Well, that's easy!
04:51First, I...
04:52Hold on!
04:53What makes you contestant number one?
04:57Isn't it obvious?
05:01Uh-oh!
05:03Looks like we've got some strong opinions on the stage!
05:06Anyone else want to chime in?
05:08Yeah!
05:09Us!
05:10Brother?
05:12Rory!
05:12We don't know what's gotten into you!
05:15But you can't fall in love with him!
05:17Thank you!
05:17I...
05:18Mmm!
05:19You just don't understand our love!
05:22Obviously!
05:23But either way, we won't let this happen!
05:28Oh, yeah?
05:29Well, we'll see about that!
05:31Look!
05:31Come on!
05:32Looks like we have no choice!
05:34Let's do this!
05:43I should keep them busy for a little while!
05:45But they're never gonna give me up!
05:47They find me too darn attractive!
05:49Wait a minute!
05:50That's it!
05:51Take the L, brother!
05:54You'll never keep us from our love!
05:57What is this Saturday morning cartoon crap?
06:01They're too powerful!
06:03It's like their love is supercharging them!
06:07Yeah!
06:08Yeah!
06:09Yeah!
06:10Yeah!
06:11Yeah!
06:11I'll take care of them!
06:13Now let's get back to the game!
06:15Right, Schnickles?
06:18Wait...
06:19Where'd he go?
06:21Cutie Cat!
06:22You let Blair get away!
06:24I am literally just you, you know that, right?
06:28Don't you bat-talk me!
06:29Help me find him!
06:31Now!
06:35Okay, Blair!
06:36Operation Uggify is a go!
06:38Yeah!
06:39Well, here goes nothing!
06:42Ah, gross!
06:44Phase 2!
06:45Chum, would you do the honors?
06:47Huh?
06:50This is so disgusting!
06:58Yeah, great job, buddy!
06:59Time for Phase 3!
07:04Rolling around in mud like a literal pig!
07:07Yep, this has got to work!
07:09Hold on!
07:10There's one more thing that'll really seal the date!
07:14Yeah, bon appetit, I guess!
07:20He's ready!
07:22Isn't this great, Candy Cat?
07:25Blair sent me a love letter!
07:27Guess he finally saw the light!
07:29Wait!
07:29What's she doing here?
07:31Huh?
07:32Lily?
07:33Scram, will ya?
07:34I'm here for my day with Blair!
07:36Look!
07:36You can send me a secret love confession!
07:39This has to be some mistake!
07:42It's no mistake!
07:43I just realized that I have enough love for both of you!
07:46What do you say?
07:49Well...
07:49If it means we get to spend their whole lives with you!
07:52Yes!
07:57What the...
07:59What the heck is that smell?
08:01Oh, yeah, uh...
08:02Sorry about that!
08:03That's just, uh...
08:04My natural man smell!
08:06You'll get used to it!
08:08I never get used to that!
08:11I don't even have my nose!
08:12And I can tell!
08:14You re...
08:15Sorry, player!
08:17Yeah...
08:18It's not you...
08:20It's us!
08:22Mission accomplished!
08:24But dang, is it really that bad?
08:29Oh, well...
08:31Sometimes love stinks!
08:33Or in this case...
08:35Stinks!
08:36Check out these other videos to see more Poppy Playtime love stories!
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