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The Maid Did It Shortical
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00:00:00You see this estate? It's mine. I know I'm just the maid, or rather I was the maid, about 24
00:00:07hours ago.
00:00:13But now, I'm a billionaire. Crazy story.
00:00:20Nothing's more important than family. Nothing. Not money, not power, not career.
00:00:27Makes me so happy to spend this day with you. With my loving sister Sylvia, my nephew Jan, and his
00:00:33stunning wife Monique.
00:00:35My nephew Ryan, and his beautiful fiance Stephanie.
00:00:38Welcome to the family. Though I was not blessed with children of my own, hosting you fills me with so
00:00:45much joy.
00:00:46A piece of advice. Don't grow old alone. Cherish the love you have with one another.
00:00:54Oh my god, you fucking idiot! How hard is it to serve dinner?
00:00:58I'm, I'm so sorry. Do you know how much that bottle of wine is worth? More than you make in
00:01:02a decade.
00:01:04Not so much, you completely ruined my fiance's suit!
00:01:06It's really not. No, it's annoying. We're sitting at dinner. I have like 50 of them.
00:01:10In your outfit.
00:01:10It's fine.
00:01:17Oh my god!
00:01:19Come on, buddy. I got you.
00:01:21It's in the squid!
00:01:25He's dead. Uncle Tony's dead.
00:01:32I know who killed him.
00:01:34Her!
00:01:35The maid did it.
00:01:38The maid killed Uncle Tony.
00:01:42What? There must be some sort of mistake.
00:01:45The mistake was hiring a murderer to serve the dinner.
00:01:48Okay, Steph, you don't know that you killed him, okay?
00:01:51I mean, look at him. Clearly he got poisoned.
00:01:54Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:57And who was it who was serving us food all night when she wasn't dumping it on us?
00:02:02I'm calling the police.
00:02:04Why did you do it? Why would you kill Uncle Tony?
00:02:07I didn't do it. I swear I didn't poison him.
00:02:11Prove it.
00:02:13Prove it? How...
00:02:15How am I supposed to...
00:02:17Tony's plate, right here.
00:02:18Come on. You want to eat with us?
00:02:21You want to be one of the big wigs?
00:02:23Sit down.
00:02:25Now, eat off Uncle Tony's plate.
00:02:27And if it's not poisoned, you have nothing to fear, right?
00:02:29Hey, Steph, honey. Monique called the police already, alright?
00:02:33We should just wait for the cops to come and do what they do.
00:02:35If she's claiming she's not the killer, she has to prove it.
00:02:40I don't think that's how the law works.
00:02:42In this house, we are the law.
00:02:45So do it. Prove your innocence.
00:02:49I didn't poison him.
00:02:51But what if someone else did?
00:03:11I feel fine.
00:03:13I'm gonna go call an ambulance.
00:03:14Uh-uh-uh.
00:03:16You are not going anywhere.
00:03:18You need to admit it. Right here, right now, you're the one who murdered him.
00:03:23No, none of you understand. I loved Tony like a father.
00:03:27My mother worked here for my entire childhood, and when she got sick, he gave me a position when nobody
00:03:32else would.
00:03:32Are you saying that I killed the only person who treated me like a human being? Why?
00:03:38I don't know. Maybe because you're the only obvious suspect.
00:03:41No. Any one of you could be a suspect. And I know for a fact, each and every one of
00:03:47you has a dirty little secret that you would do anything to hide.
00:03:55How dare you speak to us like this? You are nothing. You are quite literally a servant.
00:04:03Everybody here knows what guilty people do. They put the blame on others.
00:04:08The jig is up.
00:04:09Confess already.
00:04:11I will not confess. Because I didn't do it.
00:04:15Okay.
00:04:17Well, maybe this will jog your memory.
00:04:22Steph, honey. Come on, let's just calm down. We have no proof that she did anything.
00:04:29Why are you protecting her?
00:04:33Are you fucking my fiancee?
00:04:36What?
00:04:40I know that you've known him since he was a kid.
00:04:43But first, you murder our beloved Uncle Tony.
00:04:46And now you're ruining my marriage?
00:04:48Steph, goddammit, I'm not sleeping with the maid.
00:04:51First of all, I would never.
00:04:54She is the help of you.
00:04:57You're the only one for me.
00:05:08Blueberry.
00:05:09What?
00:05:09This is what killed Tony.
00:05:12As Tony's sister, I suppose I'm the only person here who knows that Tony is deathly allergic to blueberries.
00:05:21Except for the other person living here with him.
00:05:26The maid.
00:05:27Yes.
00:05:28It is a clear proof that she is.
00:05:33Where is she?
00:05:36What do I do?
00:05:38What do I do?
00:05:39Think.
00:05:39Think.
00:05:40Uncle Tony is dead.
00:05:41And I...
00:05:42Open up the door, murderer.
00:05:43We know you're in there.
00:05:45Courtney!
00:05:46I mean, Brittany!
00:05:47Open up the door!
00:05:50Open the goddamn door, servant scum.
00:05:53These crazy rich assholes are gonna send me to die in prison for something that I didn't do.
00:05:59Unless they kill me first.
00:06:00I have to escape.
00:06:02Now.
00:06:04Oh god, I can't do this.
00:06:07Oh shit.
00:06:08Death would be better than life with these people.
00:06:13Nothing.
00:06:17You know the option to take him.
00:06:18You know the option to take him.
00:06:18You know what's going on?
00:06:24I have to die.
00:06:28No, nobody.
00:06:31I am hungry.
00:06:31Just Elf.
00:06:31No, you don't need to take him.
00:06:32I am hungry, Nick.
00:06:32You don't need to take him.
00:06:32What do I do?
00:06:36I am hungry.
00:06:38I'm hungry.
00:06:40I'm hungry.
00:06:41I am hungry now.
00:06:42I am hungry.
00:06:42I am hungry.
00:06:42move. Hands up. Don't move. Stay right where you are. I didn't do anything. I, I, I swear.
00:06:51Brittany? Brittany Logan from junior high? Alan Beckham?
00:07:04God, Alan, it's been a really long time. Yeah, tell me about it. It's actually, um, Detective
00:07:10Beckham now. You okay? I saw you, uh, running through the, uh, trees over there. Whoa, whoa,
00:07:17wait. I got a call that the maid poisoned the owner of this house. Is that you? Are you
00:07:23the killer? I didn't do anything. Stop right where you are. Do not move a muscle. Don't
00:07:28move. I didn't do anything. No? You didn't say, just try and flee a crime scene? Yes, but
00:07:38I had no other choice. Alan, please, you have to believe that we're leaving. Effective
00:07:42Beckham and Nicole said that the maid confessed to the murder. No, I, I did not confess. They're
00:07:49just framing me. Well, because I'm the poor maid and they're a bunch of rich, morally corrupt
00:07:53assholes and they think they can get away with it, but I am innocent. Please, Alan, you know
00:08:01I do. I loved you. And then one day you were gone without explaining why. And you left me
00:08:07heartbroken. Besides, I have nothing to gain from killing Tony. I just lost my home.
00:08:13What about your mother? She is sick in the hospital. I have no one else, nowhere else to go.
00:08:23I'm, uh, sorry to hear that. Look, let's just go inside and we'll figure this out, okay? No, I am
00:08:29not going back in there. Brittany Logan, she never lied. She wouldn't hurt a fly. That's part of why I
00:08:36was so in love with her back then. Please just let me go. I can't do that. You could just
00:08:44say you
00:08:45never found me. Oh my God! Mr. Officer, thank God you're here. My uncle-in-law has been killed and
00:09:01you
00:09:01have the murderer right here. That's right. Lock her up before she kills someone else. Ma'am, right now
00:09:06this woman is a person of interest, okay? A suspect. I'm going to need to do a full investigation before
00:09:11anyone is arrested. No! I saw her do it! We all did! Yeah! Totally! Yeah, she probably did it.
00:09:19Right. I'm, uh, I'm sorry about this. Brittany Logan, you are now under arrest for the murder of
00:09:25Tony Harbour. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have-
00:09:29Blow your phone call, blah, blah, blah. Just don't call us, bitch, and get the fuck off the property!
00:09:41Look, let's just get you back to the station, okay? Away from these assholes. And I promise you,
00:09:46I will give you a fair chance to tell your story.
00:09:49All units, we have a Category 8 store beginning now. Keep off all roads except the emergencies.
00:09:54Stay indoors until morning.
00:09:56Unfortunately, I don't think we're going anywhere tonight with this weather. We're gonna have to stay here.
00:10:02Come on, let's go.
00:10:16I'm sorry. I'm gonna need to frisk you.
00:10:18It's okay.
00:10:28Could you spread your feet for me?
00:10:43Turn around, please.
00:10:45There's nothing on you.
00:10:47You didn't find the shotgun and the ninja stars?
00:10:50I remember that sarcastic humor. It got you in trouble even then.
00:10:54Look, Alan, I wanted to reach out to you and explain.
00:10:58There's no need.
00:10:58We were just kids, right? I mean, first love. It meant nothing.
00:11:11Anyway, please sit down. I need to ask you a few questions.
00:11:14No, you don't.
00:11:15No, you don't.
00:11:17Because I can tell you who the real killer is.
00:11:27You know who the killer is?
00:11:31Who?
00:11:33Well, I'm not 100% certain who literally poisoned Uncle Tony, but I know that every single one of them
00:11:42wanted Uncle Tony's ring.
00:11:44It's worth $30 million.
00:11:46It's worth $30 million, and each one of them has a dirty secret.
00:11:49Listen, I want to hear everything you're about to say, Brittany, but you're shivering to the bone.
00:11:53Why don't you go change in something more?
00:11:54Well, I've got some clothes in there. You're all wet, too.
00:11:59Tony has got some stuff in there if you want to see if anything fits.
00:12:04Would you mind just helping with the zipper?
00:12:27I hope Brittany's telling the truth, that she's not the killer.
00:12:33Because somehow, after all this time, my feelings for her never really went away.
00:12:38How does this even make sense?
00:12:40Out of everyone in the world, Alan, my first love.
00:12:44And now he's the one investigating me.
00:12:48I just hope he doesn't hate me for leaving him with no explanation.
00:13:03I think you were, uh, just about to tell me who the killer is.
00:13:07Okay. Here it goes.
00:13:12It all started this morning, when everyone began writing.
00:13:17I thought this would be a typical birthday, with Tony hosting his family.
00:13:20I always wondered why he kept me distant from them.
00:13:23But this year, I really realized why.
00:13:25His family are a pack of vultures.
00:13:28Hiding secrets from here to Nepal.
00:13:30Secrets you wouldn't believe.
00:13:32And secrets they'd kill to protect.
00:13:35Hey there.
00:13:36Courtney, right?
00:13:37Brittany.
00:13:38Brittany, how could I forget?
00:13:41You know, I'm really glad to see you.
00:13:43Why, is there something wrong with your bedroom?
00:13:45You're not in it.
00:13:47You know, I remember you from when I used to visit.
00:13:49You were this snot-nosed little kid.
00:13:51But now you have just grown into this, just, real woman.
00:13:57I mean, perfect body, great tits, that ass, my God.
00:14:02Right, um, I actually have work to do.
00:14:06Wasn't your mom a maid here?
00:14:09Yes.
00:14:10She was, but she's sick now, in the hospital.
00:14:13You know, the maid thing's always really done it for me.
00:14:16You know, like you come in, try to clean, I'm laying there.
00:14:20And I offer you an extra hundred to, you know, just scrub a little extra.
00:14:25Aren't you here to announce your engagement?
00:14:28Oh, come on, marriage isn't a death contract.
00:14:31There's always a few other adventures to be made.
00:14:36Oh, God, kill me.
00:14:38This place is even more disgusting and tacky than you described, Ryan.
00:14:43Let's just say that Steph scared me from the very first moment we met.
00:14:47What the fuck is going on here?
00:14:53Ah, baby, this is not what you think.
00:14:55Courtney is...
00:14:56Brittany.
00:14:57She's the housemaid, okay?
00:14:58I've known her since she was a dirty little kid.
00:15:00Hmm, okay.
00:15:02Well, Brittany slash Courtney, why don't you do yourself a favor and go make your low-wage salary and go
00:15:08get my fucking luggage?
00:15:14I will not give you a second chance.
00:15:17Wait, I don't understand.
00:15:19Why is she so mean to you?
00:15:21Because I'm just the maid.
00:15:23It makes them feel good to treat me like dirt.
00:15:27As long as Tony doesn't see.
00:15:30But that's not the important part.
00:15:32Then Steph said, there's a storm coming, and I don't want to be in this shitbox any longer than necessary.
00:15:38So get the ring so we can get the fuck out of here.
00:15:41I got you.
00:15:42I got you.
00:15:46I'm like, is she okay?
00:15:48It, I mean, it's just standing there.
00:15:50Are you deaf?
00:15:51Get the fucking luggage!
00:15:55Jesus Christ!
00:15:57Huh.
00:15:59When I'm the lady of this mansion, we're going to burn it down.
00:16:03Get rid of all this armor.
00:16:05I'm on my way with party favors.
00:16:07Burn the rugs.
00:16:09Bleach the floors.
00:16:10Paint the walls.
00:16:12Get rid of all this disgusting antique shit.
00:16:17Ryan, what are you doing?
00:16:20Yes.
00:16:21Ryan was cheating on his bride with his brother's wife.
00:16:25During this time, Uncle Tony was sitting in his room.
00:16:28Yes.
00:16:29Oblivious to the fact that this would be the last day of his life.
00:16:34Yes.
00:16:37Yes.
00:16:38I told you I'm getting good at bingo blitz.
00:16:42Mr. Harper, your family is here.
00:16:43Well, here we go.
00:16:46Mom, just, okay, you're coming.
00:16:49My lovely brand new family.
00:16:51Hi!
00:16:52Mwah, mwah.
00:16:53Hi, mom.
00:16:54Hi, son.
00:16:55How's your uncle?
00:16:55Still alive?
00:16:56Hope so.
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:58You look so good.
00:16:59It's just kind of done.
00:17:00Good morning, dear family.
00:17:02It's wonderful to see all of you here in my humble home.
00:17:14Weird.
00:17:15Who brings grocery store blueberries to a fancy dinner?
00:17:20You too, baby.
00:17:21You there!
00:17:22Don't touch my suitcase!
00:17:24Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:25I just...
00:17:28Blueberries.
00:17:29So you're suggesting that Sylvia Harbour, Tony's sister, is his murderer.
00:17:33Well, I know that she was the only one who knew about Tony's berry allergy.
00:17:41Something about this woman always seemed suspicious to me, but I never imagined for a second she would go as
00:17:47far as to...
00:17:47I'm sorry.
00:17:48I don't mean to interrupt your story.
00:17:50Do you mind if I, um...
00:17:59Leave.
00:18:01Yeah, of course.
00:18:04I'm sorry.
00:18:05Um, please, continue.
00:18:09Don't touch my suitcase!
00:18:11Oh, I'm sorry.
00:18:12I just...
00:18:13I said I can manage it!
00:18:16I don't need help from the help.
00:18:18Yes, ma'am.
00:18:19It is my job, though.
00:18:21I understand that this is the countryside, but is there a less idiotic maid available?
00:18:27Now, now.
00:18:28Brittany is just about the kindest soul you'll ever meet.
00:18:31Her and her mother.
00:18:33Who I hope recovers very soon.
00:18:37Yeah, well, as soon as I'm lady of the house, that kind soul is going to be shoveling horse shit.
00:18:43Jan, help me with my suitcase.
00:18:48Mom, I thought you said that she were going to...
00:18:49Shut up and carry it, son!
00:18:54I knew I should have told Uncle Tony that Steph and Ryan didn't really like him.
00:18:59They were just here for the ring.
00:19:04I need to talk to you about something.
00:19:08I need to talk to you about something.
00:19:10Brittany, can we talk later?
00:19:11I'm just so tired, and I need to rest before the evening's festivities.
00:19:16Plus, I don't want anyone to know I'm not feeling my best.
00:19:19Well, then why don't we cancel the dinner?
00:19:21No, no, I can't.
00:19:23This birthday dinner is too important.
00:19:27Especially this year.
00:19:30I didn't want to worry him, so I didn't say anything.
00:19:33And that mistake probably cost him his life.
00:19:36But then, as I was distributing the suitcases among the rooms,
00:19:39I realized just how right I had been about his family's evil intentions.
00:19:46I don't want to do this.
00:19:47Jan, you must.
00:19:49You must go into his room at the first opportunity and take the ring.
00:19:54You know the one with the purple diamond.
00:19:56Yes, I know the ring, Mom.
00:19:57It's just that that's...
00:20:00That's the ring that Ryan wants to use for his wedding.
00:20:04That ring belongs to our family.
00:20:07It is not going to go to Steph or any other trollop who marries in.
00:20:12Hey, Jesus Christ, Mom.
00:20:14I get it.
00:20:14I know it's worth a lot to you sentimentally, but it's like...
00:20:18Sentimental value, my ass.
00:20:20That ring is worth $30 million.
00:20:24Fuck me in the ass and call me Shirley.
00:20:27What?
00:20:28$30 million?
00:20:29Then I realized they were planning to kill him.
00:20:33And just for the ring.
00:20:35$30 million?
00:20:37Yes, idiot.
00:20:38And once I sell the ring, I am going to give you one-tenth.
00:20:42One-tenth, that's...
00:20:43That's $30 million?
00:20:46Mm-hmm.
00:20:47Fuck.
00:20:48That's enough to buy a fucking Porsche.
00:20:50Or you could buy a new wardrobe for your wife,
00:20:52so she doesn't have to dress like a hooker on spring break at Daytona Beach.
00:20:57Pay attention, Jan.
00:20:59So here's what's going to happen.
00:21:01You are going to go into Tony's room.
00:21:07And you are going to take these blueberries and smear them underneath his pillow.
00:21:15What the fuck is stupid?
00:21:17Before he takes his daily afternoon nap,
00:21:20he's going to have an extreme allergic reaction.
00:21:23And everyone's going to come running to tend to him.
00:21:27Oh, my God!
00:21:28Creating the perfect distraction
00:21:31for you to go in and steal that motherfucking ring.
00:21:36If I do this,
00:21:37Uncle Tony dies.
00:21:39Yes.
00:21:40He dies.
00:21:44He dies.
00:21:47If he eats them,
00:21:48not if you just smear them under his pillow, got it?
00:21:53Yeah, I don't know.
00:21:55Maybe we should just...
00:21:5750-50.
00:22:07Hey, honey.
00:22:08Yanni!
00:22:09I've been looking for you for the past hour,
00:22:11but here you are,
00:22:12hiding up here with your mommy.
00:22:15Yeah, we were just, uh,
00:22:16we were talking...
00:22:17Don't you get tired
00:22:18of being a mama's boy?
00:22:20Because I sure am tired of it.
00:22:22And I'm here,
00:22:22in case you forgot.
00:22:23And I am bored.
00:22:28What's that?
00:22:33What's that?
00:22:35Oh, just blueberries.
00:22:37Why do you have blueberries?
00:22:40It's...
00:22:41Every year we do...
00:22:43Annual bake...
00:22:45We do...
00:22:46It's the blueberry pie we do every year.
00:22:49You are literally the worst bullshitter I've ever met in my life.
00:22:52Monique!
00:22:52I simply asked my son to help me to my room with my suitcase,
00:22:56and we got to reminiscing.
00:22:57Can't you cut him some slack?
00:22:59I will when you will, Mom.
00:23:05I'm horny.
00:23:07Are you done?
00:23:08You know what?
00:23:08Sorry.
00:23:09I gotta go.
00:23:10Come on, babe.
00:23:11I'll be one sec.
00:23:12Okay.
00:23:16Look, I know you hate me,
00:23:18but you are ruining that poor boy's life.
00:23:21And until you cut that umbilical cord,
00:23:23he's never gonna be a real man.
00:23:25And what's gonna happen to his manhood
00:23:27when he finds out you've been cheating on him
00:23:29with his more successful, richer brother?
00:23:38I would never do that.
00:23:39Oh, but you do.
00:23:41Frequently.
00:23:42I see everything.
00:23:44What I don't see is what they see in a basic bimbo like you.
00:23:48You fucking cunt.
00:24:01I know you're in there.
00:24:03You can come out now.
00:24:05I know you're here.
00:24:13Well, well.
00:24:14It looks like our lovely little maid
00:24:17is a bit of a snoop.
00:24:19I'm so sorry, Mrs. Harbour.
00:24:20I was just...
00:24:22Don't mind it.
00:24:24I have connections at your mother's hospital.
00:24:27Do you want her dead?
00:24:28No, of course not.
00:24:29Then you're going to poison Tony.
00:24:32You're gonna go into his room,
00:24:34and you're gonna get that ring,
00:24:35and you're gonna bring it to me.
00:24:36And if you tell Tony your mother dies,
00:24:42who's gonna believe a pathetic little maid?
00:24:47I don't believe you.
00:24:49You're stealing your own son's wedding gift.
00:24:51Don't you care about him?
00:24:52Spoken like a girl who's always been poor.
00:24:55Sweetie, when it comes to money,
00:24:57nobody gives a fuck about anyone.
00:24:59I care about Tony.
00:25:00I can't do this to him.
00:25:01Then choose Tony.
00:25:04Or your mother.
00:25:06I loved Tony, like a father.
00:25:09But it was my own mother.
00:25:11Sick and dying in the hospital.
00:25:13What was I supposed to do?
00:25:17I never remember your mother.
00:25:21She was beautiful and very kind.
00:25:24I remember this one time.
00:25:26When I was a kid, I was riding my bike,
00:25:27and I had fallen and skinned my knee pretty bad.
00:25:32And she happened to be walking by,
00:25:33and she stopped everything that she was doing,
00:25:35and she came over and helped me up
00:25:39and made sure I was okay.
00:25:43Actually, I think you might have been there.
00:25:46Do you remember that?
00:25:49Yeah.
00:25:52You were the golden boy,
00:25:55and I was just the maid's daughter.
00:25:58Not to me you weren't.
00:26:00What about that time
00:26:01that we carved our names in that tree?
00:26:05Do you remember that?
00:26:06Of course.
00:26:07Alan, look, I really, I have to apologize.
00:26:10I'm so sorry, Jesus Christ.
00:26:11I'm, uh...
00:26:14I should not be talking about the past.
00:26:16You are a suspect in a homicide,
00:26:22and I am the lead investigator.
00:26:23Let's just, um...
00:26:26Let's stick to the matter at hand, okay?
00:26:28Yeah.
00:26:30Brittany, I want you to tell it to me straight.
00:26:33Did you do it?
00:26:35Did you steal that ring?
00:26:37Did you steal that ring?
00:26:37Did you steal that ring?
00:26:42Yes, I did.
00:26:44Oh, my God.
00:27:13Oh, my God.
00:27:42I ask you a question. What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:27:47I ask you a question. What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:27:52I was... I was looking for something.
00:27:56What?
00:27:58Never mind. It's not here.
00:28:01Uncle Tony, are you okay?
00:28:03I'm sorry not to scare you.
00:28:06I just haven't been feeling too well lately.
00:28:09My doctor says my blood pressure's out of control.
00:28:11I guess I'm getting a little too dependent on my prescription.
00:28:15Wow. What was I in the middle of?
00:28:18Playing my bingo blitz.
00:28:25I'm making a huge mistake.
00:28:27I have to tell Uncle Tony the truth.
00:28:29I'm sure he'll understand and he won't judge me
00:28:31because he's the only one who truly trusts me and...
00:28:39It's just about time for dinner, so I ought to go make sure that's ready.
00:28:43Okay. Thank you, Brittany.
00:28:45You mean so much to me.
00:28:47You're the only one I can truly trust.
00:28:50Yeah.
00:28:51Thanks.
00:28:53Bingo.
00:29:03You got what you wanted.
00:29:05Now promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:08Now promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:13We're Tony.
00:29:17Idiot child.
00:29:19I don't know who your mother even is.
00:29:22And as for Tony, he's my brother.
00:29:25I would never actually hurt him.
00:29:27And now that I am a multi-millionaire,
00:29:31I no longer need to hurt people.
00:29:33Unless, of course, they get in my way.
00:29:36So make no mistake.
00:29:39You are the one who actually stole this.
00:29:42And if you ever say anything to anyone,
00:29:46no one will ever hear from you again.
00:29:54What have I done?
00:29:55I can't believe how naive I was.
00:29:58How stupid.
00:29:59No, hey, look at me.
00:30:00It's not your fault.
00:30:02They went after your mother.
00:30:04You did the best that you could.
00:30:07And you helped spare Tony's life.
00:30:09Yeah.
00:30:10For a few hours.
00:30:12He still got murdered.
00:30:14Yeah, about that.
00:30:14If Sylvia already had the ring,
00:30:16then what motive would she have to kill Tony later?
00:30:19The answer is she didn't kill him.
00:30:21Okay, well then who did?
00:30:23If it wasn't Sylvia and it wasn't Yawn,
00:30:25the only other person that knew about the allergy
00:30:29was you.
00:30:32You knew.
00:30:34Brittany, I have to be honest with you.
00:30:36If blueberries turn out to be the cause of death,
00:30:38this isn't looking good for you.
00:30:40You're right.
00:30:42I am.
00:30:43But there's something else you don't know.
00:30:47The house of Uncle Tony is at least 200 years old.
00:30:50It once belonged to an aristocratic family
00:30:53that hid many secrets.
00:30:55The house is filled with hidden corners
00:30:57and passageways allowing you to see
00:30:59and hear anything you want.
00:31:02Oh my God.
00:31:05I don't think the blueberries
00:31:06are what killed Tony after all.
00:31:09Oh my God.
00:31:10Oh my God.
00:31:10This feels so good.
00:31:12Oh my God.
00:31:16In the back of my mind, I kept thinking
00:31:18there were no blueberries in Tony's food
00:31:20and only one on his plate.
00:31:21That's so good.
00:31:22Allergy and that, that's not enough to kill him.
00:31:24Oh, fuck.
00:31:26Oh my God.
00:31:27This feels so good.
00:31:28I don't know what I have to go.
00:31:29Say it louder.
00:31:30Say it like you fucking mean it.
00:31:31I think so much.
00:31:32How much do you fucking love me?
00:31:33So much.
00:31:35I hope you're thinking about me
00:31:37while you're fucking hurt.
00:31:38I can finally feel your dick.
00:31:39You're so hard.
00:31:40Yeah, it's all because of you, baby.
00:31:42Oh yeah, I did.
00:31:43You're so wet.
00:31:43God damn it.
00:31:45What the fuck are you doing here?
00:31:47I'm a little busy.
00:31:49What?
00:31:51We need to talk.
00:31:55Now.
00:31:55Give me some seconds.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:04Let's go.
00:32:11Until that moment, I thought that Sylvia
00:32:13was the only one who could hurt Uncle Tony.
00:32:16But I was wrong.
00:32:18Stuff is so much worse.
00:32:23So, Jan told me our beloved mother-in-law
00:32:26is plotting to take the ring for herself.
00:32:28I knew that old Medusa bitch would try.
00:32:32I'm not gonna let her get away with it.
00:32:34Huh.
00:32:34I admire your spunk.
00:32:36I'll help you take the ring before Sylvia can.
00:32:40Assuming we split the money 50-50.
00:32:44I say we take down that old man
00:32:46and take the ring for ourselves.
00:32:48Really?
00:32:49You're ready to bump off the old fuck, huh?
00:32:52For 15 million, I'd bump off anyone.
00:32:54Even you.
00:32:56I know.
00:32:58I know what?
00:33:02Everything.
00:33:04I know about my future husband.
00:33:07And I know that you've been sleeping with him.
00:33:11What?
00:33:14No.
00:33:16Saf, come on.
00:33:17I mean, are you kidding me?
00:33:19You're my best friend.
00:33:20I wouldn't do that.
00:33:23What are you doing?
00:33:25Now tell me,
00:33:27are you sleeping with my future husband?
00:33:30Yes or no?
00:33:33No.
00:33:34No, no.
00:33:36You're my best friend.
00:33:37I wouldn't do that.
00:33:38Then show me your phone.
00:33:39Show me the last text message from Ryan.
00:33:44I'll tell you what.
00:33:47If I'm wrong,
00:33:49you get all the money.
00:33:51Every last cent.
00:33:54But if I'm right,
00:33:59then I get this little piggy.
00:34:03Deal?
00:34:08We're both adults here.
00:34:11Yes.
00:34:12Ryan and I fool around sometimes.
00:34:14But it means nothing.
00:34:15I swear, it means nothing.
00:34:17I'm with the lame brother
00:34:18who can't even hold a job.
00:34:19All I want is to just
00:34:20be with the hotter, richer brother.
00:34:22Just for a second.
00:34:23I mean, if you were me,
00:34:24I mean, you'd totally do the same thing.
00:34:27Here's the thing.
00:34:28I would never beat you.
00:34:34Okay.
00:34:35How do you want to do?
00:34:36You want to swap bedroom stories?
00:34:37Fine.
00:34:38Well, I do this thing with my hips
00:34:40that Ryan really loves
00:34:41and maybe if you tried it...
00:34:43That one hurt.
00:34:44Good.
00:34:45You are nothing but a cheap whore.
00:34:48And just because Ryan
00:34:48fucked your dirty ass
00:34:50doesn't mean he had to put
00:34:51any effort into it.
00:34:52It seems like he put
00:34:54a lot of effort
00:34:54into all the photos he sent me.
00:34:56Hmm?
00:34:59At least seven or eight inches of effort.
00:35:04Slut.
00:35:08Ryan, come to the garden.
00:35:10I know everything.
00:35:18What is going on?
00:35:21What happened to Monique?
00:35:22Oh, that dirty little whore over there?
00:35:25That means absolutely nothing
00:35:26to either one of us, right, honey?
00:35:28Um, yeah.
00:35:31Right.
00:35:32And the only thing that matters right now
00:35:35is you going to get that fucking ring.
00:35:39Baby, Uncle Tony.
00:35:41It's resting.
00:35:42It's not a good time.
00:35:44Right?
00:35:44Trust me, doll.
00:35:45After we go to this stupid dinner,
00:35:47everything's going to go back to normal.
00:35:48We're going to get to ring.
00:35:49Everything's going to be great.
00:35:50Trust you?
00:35:52That's funny because
00:35:53I know
00:35:55that you're fucking
00:35:57that disgusting rat bitch over there.
00:36:01Her.
00:36:04Ah.
00:36:06You think I would stoop
00:36:08to her?
00:36:10Please.
00:36:11You don't drive
00:36:11a used Pontiac
00:36:13when you got a pristine
00:36:15Rolls Royce
00:36:16just sitting in the driveway?
00:36:25Yeah, that's not my dick.
00:36:27It's on your body.
00:36:31No, it's not.
00:36:32That's a deep fake.
00:36:33That's AI.
00:36:34Do you see
00:36:35the coloration here?
00:36:38I have a pink hue.
00:36:39I don't know if you've seen this.
00:36:40That is obviously
00:36:42a little bit on the greener tint olive.
00:36:46Have you seen me
00:36:47when it's this temperature?
00:36:51I can do the helicopter in this weather.
00:36:53It's so obviously not me.
00:36:56Ryan, I know that it's you.
00:36:59And do you want to be forgiven?
00:37:03Yes.
00:37:04Then go get
00:37:05the fucking
00:37:07ring.
00:37:09Now.
00:37:16So she commanded him
00:37:17to get the ring
00:37:18and
00:37:21and
00:37:23I've really had to use
00:37:24the bathroom
00:37:25for a while now.
00:37:28Uh, okay,
00:37:29but I can't let you go alone.
00:37:30You're still a suspect.
00:37:31Okay, well,
00:37:32if I don't go right now
00:37:33then I'm going to pee on the floor.
00:37:46Okay, let's go.
00:37:57Do you seriously think
00:37:58that I'm going to run away?
00:37:59Well, I mean,
00:38:00you already ran from me
00:38:01many years ago.
00:38:02That wasn't my choice.
00:38:04What does that mean?
00:38:07Confess.
00:38:08Tell him about his mother.
00:38:11You know what?
00:38:12I don't even want to know.
00:38:13The truth is
00:38:14it took me many years
00:38:15to get over that
00:38:15so let's just keep
00:38:16things between us.
00:38:17Alan.
00:38:19Alan.
00:38:21Alan.
00:38:45You don't want to.
00:38:46I do.
00:38:48And, um,
00:38:50that's the problem.
00:38:52You're under investigation,
00:38:54Brittany,
00:38:55for murder.
00:38:56And the first thing
00:38:57that they drill into us
00:38:58at the academy
00:38:59is that the killer
00:39:00always tries to get close.
00:39:02To be liked.
00:39:05Trusted.
00:39:09But this ends now.
00:39:11Whatever happened between us,
00:39:12it doesn't matter, okay?
00:39:15I do not lose control
00:39:16on cases.
00:39:26I can tell you this.
00:39:28Steph would have done
00:39:29anything
00:39:30to get that way.
00:39:38Yes.
00:39:39Uncle Toady.
00:39:41I am going to formally
00:39:44ask for Steph's hand.
00:39:46And being the only male heir
00:39:48in the family,
00:39:49I need to ask
00:39:51for the heirloom ring.
00:39:54Formally.
00:39:55Now.
00:39:56Now?
00:39:57Yeah.
00:39:58What's the rush?
00:40:00Oh, there's no rush.
00:40:02I just want to make sure
00:40:03that it fits on
00:40:04Mooning's finger.
00:40:05You mean Steph's finger, right?
00:40:07Steph.
00:40:08Steph's, Steph's, Steph's finger.
00:40:10Yeah, obviously Steph's finger.
00:40:12Obviously.
00:40:13I don't know why
00:40:13I would say anyone else's.
00:40:15It's a Freudian.
00:40:17It's a slip of some kind.
00:40:19I don't...
00:40:30Uncle Tony, what's wrong?
00:40:38I was afraid Tony would have
00:40:39a heart attack
00:40:40right then and there.
00:40:41That ring means so much to him.
00:40:44And not only because
00:40:45it's worth millions.
00:40:51Where's the ring?
00:40:52No, no, no.
00:40:53He's going to tell him
00:40:54that half the inheritance
00:40:55is gone.
00:40:57The ring is fine.
00:40:59I'm just not convinced
00:41:00that you and Steph
00:41:01are truly in love.
00:41:03He isn't telling him.
00:41:03But why?
00:41:05Your fiancé there.
00:41:08Well, maybe you should
00:41:10just think a little bit longer
00:41:12and make sure she's really the one
00:41:14before I give you the ring.
00:41:18You psycho worm!
00:41:20Listen to me, okay?
00:41:22I'm not going to let
00:41:24some old man
00:41:25who smells like artichokes
00:41:27and old socks
00:41:28tell me
00:41:30what type of wedding ring
00:41:32I will be wearing
00:41:33to my wedding.
00:41:35How dare you question
00:41:36my character?
00:41:37And you want to talk
00:41:38about class?
00:41:39You live in a mansion
00:41:41of a shitbox.
00:41:42It's decrepit.
00:41:43It's disintegrating.
00:41:45It looks like
00:41:45it came out of Shrek's ass.
00:41:47And you want to, what,
00:41:48judge others?
00:41:49Ryan and I?
00:41:51We're in love.
00:41:52This is the real deal, baby.
00:41:54We are so in love
00:41:55to the depths
00:41:55of our fucking souls.
00:41:57Watch this.
00:41:59Come here, baby.
00:42:02Sweet like a strawberry.
00:42:09Wait, what exactly
00:42:11did Steph steal?
00:42:12Blood pressure medication.
00:42:14Tony's had a heart condition
00:42:15for years.
00:42:16What the fuck?
00:42:21Officer, whatever,
00:42:23how long does it take
00:42:24to get a statement
00:42:25from a murderer?
00:42:26You can let everyone know
00:42:27that we'll be done soon.
00:42:29Great.
00:42:30And also just want
00:42:31to let you know,
00:42:31even though she has
00:42:32this little innocent
00:42:33virgin thing going on,
00:42:35that bitch is a liar.
00:42:38Just one question
00:42:39before you go.
00:42:41Did you know that
00:42:42Tony had a heart condition?
00:42:44No.
00:42:45No.
00:42:47Of course not.
00:42:48Definitely not.
00:42:49I don't know anything
00:42:49about these people's
00:42:50health conditions.
00:42:52I'm Little Miss
00:42:53keep to myself.
00:42:55Toodles.
00:42:58Well, that girl's a liar.
00:43:01Tell me about it.
00:43:02The amount of times
00:43:03I've heard her say,
00:43:04when I'm the lady
00:43:05of the mansion,
00:43:05when I'm the lady
00:43:07of the mansion,
00:43:08when I'm the lady
00:43:10of the mansion,
00:43:13okay, so
00:43:15Steph is our killer.
00:43:20That's why I kept
00:43:22following her.
00:43:23Did you?
00:43:24I didn't trust her
00:43:25one inch.
00:43:26Did you hit me?
00:43:28Of course not.
00:43:29I'm your bestie.
00:43:32Anyway,
00:43:33are you seriously
00:43:34willing to do anything
00:43:35to get that ring?
00:43:36Including getting rid
00:43:37of the old man?
00:43:38Getting rid of who?
00:43:39Uncle Tony.
00:43:40For the ring.
00:43:41Oh, um...
00:43:43Yeah?
00:43:44Uh, uh, willing.
00:43:46Good.
00:43:47Now listen very carefully.
00:43:49Uncle Tony
00:43:50has a heart condition.
00:43:53So I'm gonna need
00:43:54your Molly.
00:43:55I, uh,
00:43:56don't know
00:43:56what you're talking about.
00:43:57I saw the text messages
00:43:59to Ryan.
00:44:00The nerve.
00:44:01You went through my phone?
00:44:03Idiot.
00:44:04You showed it
00:44:04to me yourself.
00:44:05As if I would
00:44:07never do that.
00:44:09Monique,
00:44:09do you want the money
00:44:11or not?
00:44:24Perfect.
00:44:25Easy enough.
00:44:26Now the old fuck'll die
00:44:27and we'll get the ring.
00:44:45Are you kidding me?
00:44:47Oh, gosh,
00:44:48I'm so sorry.
00:44:49You fucking idiot.
00:44:50Old basement dweller
00:44:51rat bitch.
00:44:52You literally smell
00:44:53and look like a skunk.
00:44:54I, I crushed
00:44:58Tony's
00:44:59blood pressure medication?
00:45:03What were you ladies
00:45:05doing with this?
00:45:06We were just, um,
00:45:08uh, we were,
00:45:11um,
00:45:11going to the bathroom.
00:45:12Disgusting bitch.
00:45:19You know, I, uh,
00:45:20I have to just say
00:45:21that is, um,
00:45:23that was some
00:45:23impressive police work.
00:45:25Very brave.
00:45:26I didn't feel brave.
00:45:27No, you,
00:45:28you caught
00:45:28Steph and Monique
00:45:30on their way
00:45:30to kill Tony.
00:45:31You stopped their plan.
00:45:33Yeah.
00:45:35Their plan
00:45:35would have failed anyway.
00:45:41I looked at the pills
00:45:42afterward
00:45:43and they were expired.
00:45:44Tony never would have
00:45:45taken them.
00:45:46What was the point
00:45:47of the story then?
00:45:48If Tony would have
00:45:49never taken the pills
00:45:50then he never would have
00:45:50died.
00:45:52They didn't kill him.
00:45:55Look, Brittany,
00:45:57we've been sitting here
00:45:59for over an hour
00:46:00and a half now
00:46:01going in circles.
00:46:04Is that on purpose?
00:46:06What do you mean?
00:46:07I mean,
00:46:08maybe you're taking
00:46:09advantage of that
00:46:10I'm a patient man.
00:46:11No.
00:46:13No, not at all.
00:46:14Yeah, no.
00:46:15Maybe you've just been
00:46:16playing me
00:46:17this whole time.
00:46:18No, it, that,
00:46:19I swear,
00:46:21everything that I have
00:46:22told you
00:46:23has been true.
00:46:23Yeah, everything
00:46:26except for who
00:46:27the actual killer is.
00:46:32Alan,
00:46:34I know that you may
00:46:35have some
00:46:35feelings
00:46:36and anger
00:46:39towards me
00:46:39for what happened
00:46:40between us
00:46:41years ago,
00:46:42but
00:46:45I swear to you
00:46:46I'm not lying.
00:46:49There's someone else
00:46:50we haven't talked about.
00:46:52Ryan.
00:46:54Where the hell
00:46:56is that will?
00:46:57Probably all going
00:46:58to mom anyway
00:46:58since
00:46:59she was the closest
00:47:01to Uncle T's.
00:47:02Uncle Tony knows
00:47:04full well mom's
00:47:04going to blow
00:47:05everything that he
00:47:06built.
00:47:06Now I
00:47:07am not willing
00:47:08to risk that.
00:47:10So I'm going to get
00:47:11my name in that will
00:47:11one way or another.
00:47:16I am not willing
00:47:17to risk that.
00:47:18I'm getting my name
00:47:19in the will
00:47:19any way that I can.
00:47:20So what am I doing
00:47:22here?
00:47:22To change it.
00:47:23If need be.
00:47:25Come on.
00:47:26Didn't you study
00:47:26law or something?
00:47:28I did.
00:47:29Well I
00:47:29did the Zoom
00:47:30thing.
00:47:31Yeah, good enough.
00:47:36So, uh,
00:47:39what's in it for me?
00:47:41What do you mean?
00:47:43You're my little
00:47:44brother.
00:47:44Okay, why don't you
00:47:45just grow up here
00:47:45and stand up
00:47:46for this family
00:47:46for once?
00:47:49Okay, look.
00:47:49If you help me
00:47:50with the well
00:47:51I'll cut you in.
00:47:52I want half.
00:47:5570-30.
00:47:56Alright.
00:47:57I'm going to go
00:47:58take a shit.
00:47:58No, okay, okay,
00:47:59okay, okay, okay,
00:48:00okay, okay.
00:48:00Half.
00:48:01Half of a bazillion
00:48:01is still a bazillion.
00:48:02Okay, but listen.
00:48:04There's one thing
00:48:04that's still worrying me.
00:48:07The maid.
00:48:09The maid?
00:48:10She's been snooping
00:48:10around.
00:48:11Yeah, no dick,
00:48:12idiot.
00:48:12She's a fucking maid,
00:48:13bro.
00:48:14We are going to
00:48:15have to deal with her.
00:48:17Suddenly I understood
00:48:18everything.
00:48:19Well, she's been
00:48:20snooping around.
00:48:21Ryan had the motive.
00:48:22He didn't just want
00:48:22the ring.
00:48:23He wanted the whole fortune.
00:48:24The entire inheritance.
00:48:26Tony was in
00:48:27immediate danger
00:48:28and only I could
00:48:29stop it.
00:48:31What are you doing
00:48:32in here?
00:48:35I was just lost.
00:48:38Lost?
00:48:39Yeah, I was,
00:48:39I was, uh,
00:48:40I was looking
00:48:41for the bathroom.
00:48:42I don't even know
00:48:43what this,
00:48:44what is this?
00:48:46A kitchen?
00:48:47I know.
00:48:48A kitchen,
00:48:48when I see one,
00:48:49I thought this was
00:48:50one of those fancy
00:48:50kitchen bathrooms.
00:48:52Like, with the bathroom
00:48:53and the kitchen,
00:48:54it's like a fusion,
00:48:56it's like a fusion thing.
00:49:00What the fuck?
00:49:01Did you kill her?
00:49:03No, shut up,
00:49:04idiot.
00:49:05All right?
00:49:06She'll just be out
00:49:06for a minute.
00:49:07Hey, Yanni,
00:49:08Yanni,
00:49:08I need you to listen
00:49:10to me,
00:49:10all right,
00:49:11about what you need
00:49:11to do,
00:49:12okay?
00:49:16Please,
00:49:18don't let them
00:49:19hurt Tony.
00:49:21Don't let them
00:49:22hurt Tony.
00:49:24Oh, Brittany,
00:49:25hey,
00:49:26hey, are you okay?
00:49:28I gotta save
00:49:29Uncle Tony.
00:49:32Wait, wait, wait,
00:49:33no, no,
00:49:33don't go in there.
00:49:35Uncle Tony
00:49:36said he did not
00:49:37want to be disturbed.
00:49:38He's resting.
00:49:40Uncle Tony.
00:49:42Stop, stop.
00:49:43Why do you always
00:49:44have to make
00:49:44so much trouble?
00:49:46Just,
00:49:47you know what?
00:49:47Fine, fine.
00:49:49You asked for this.
00:49:51You asked for this.
00:49:52Wait, wait, wait.
00:49:53He did what?
00:49:54Yeah.
00:49:57That son of a bitch
00:49:58assaulted you?
00:49:59No, but
00:50:00he did something worse.
00:50:01They all did.
00:50:06That's when they decided
00:50:07to destroy my life.
00:50:10That's when a real
00:50:11nightmare began.
00:50:14What are you doing?
00:50:15What's happening?
00:50:16Yeah.
00:50:18Yanni.
00:50:20Whoa, hey,
00:50:22what are you doing?
00:50:22Blowing down my piss,
00:50:23giving me a blowjob
00:50:24like I'm a piece of meat.
00:50:26Nice job.
00:50:27Maybe you should
00:50:28buy me a date first,
00:50:29huh?
00:50:32You know what?
00:50:36Honestly,
00:50:37I would screw you.
00:50:38because you
00:50:39have just this
00:50:40really perfect ass.
00:50:42But,
00:50:42right now,
00:50:43I have much more
00:50:44important law for you.
00:50:47Yanni.
00:50:49Yanni.
00:50:50Yanni.
00:50:51What happened?
00:50:59Uncle Tony,
00:51:01you're alive.
00:51:02You're alive.
00:51:03Yes,
00:51:03as far as I know.
00:51:04Were you expecting
00:51:05something different?
00:51:06They didn't kill him,
00:51:07so what was their
00:51:09secret plan?
00:51:11Uncle Tony,
00:51:12I have to tell you something.
00:51:15It's important.
00:51:16I'm getting so good at this,
00:51:17I just keep winning
00:51:18this bingo bliss.
00:51:20It's about your ring.
00:51:22My ring.
00:51:24Yes,
00:51:24yes.
00:51:25You know,
00:51:26nephew Ryan came by
00:51:27and demanded
00:51:29I give him
00:51:30the ring.
00:51:31You know,
00:51:31the precious amethyst one.
00:51:34Then,
00:51:34when I went to the safe
00:51:35to retrieve it,
00:51:37it was gone.
00:51:39Brittany,
00:51:39did you hear what I said?
00:51:40The ring
00:51:41was missing.
00:51:43Someone stole it.
00:51:45Now,
00:51:45I know
00:51:47before everyone arrived,
00:51:48it was in the safe.
00:51:49I'm embarrassed
00:51:50to even consider
00:51:52that someone in my family
00:51:53would steal from me.
00:51:55Now,
00:51:55I know you
00:51:56wouldn't do it,
00:51:58but
00:51:59what I'll do
00:52:00when I find out
00:52:01who did this.
00:52:02I can't do this.
00:52:03I can't keep the truth
00:52:04from him any longer.
00:52:06Uncle Tony,
00:52:07I have to tell you
00:52:08that everyone in this house
00:52:09is hiding something.
00:52:20What is going on here?
00:52:23This lying slut
00:52:24knows exactly
00:52:26what's going on.
00:52:31Brittany,
00:52:33what is this?
00:52:34I'm so sorry,
00:52:35Uncle Tony.
00:52:36We all thought
00:52:37she was good and loyal,
00:52:39but turns out
00:52:40she's just a
00:52:41gold-digging whore.
00:52:43She seduced
00:52:44my fiance.
00:52:46She's wanted him
00:52:46ever since he was
00:52:47a young boy
00:52:47who had come to visit you.
00:52:49Who knows
00:52:49what else she'll destroy.
00:52:51Brittany,
00:52:51is it true?
00:52:52Are you having
00:52:53an affair with Ryan?
00:52:54No.
00:52:55Oh, God,
00:52:56I'm so sorry
00:52:56you had to see that,
00:52:57Uncle Tony.
00:52:58Yes,
00:52:59it's all sorted and true
00:53:00and I'm
00:53:01deeply ashamed
00:53:03but Brittany here
00:53:04is just so obsessive
00:53:06and
00:53:06one moment of weakness
00:53:08and I gave in.
00:53:09Look, baby,
00:53:10I'm so sorry.
00:53:11What can I do
00:53:12to make it up to you?
00:53:14You son of a bitch.
00:53:16How can I ever
00:53:17trust you again?
00:53:18Look, baby,
00:53:18I was just fooled
00:53:19by this wicked woman.
00:53:22It's like this witchcraft,
00:53:23this pheromones,
00:53:24just they hit my nostrils
00:53:25and there's nothing
00:53:25I could do.
00:53:26Maybe it's primal.
00:53:29How many times
00:53:29have I put you
00:53:30in a made outfit
00:53:31and told you
00:53:32that it does it
00:53:32for me
00:53:32and you just
00:53:33expect me
00:53:34to come home
00:53:34and then suddenly
00:53:35this shows up?
00:53:36It used to be
00:53:37an old woman.
00:53:38That's what it is.
00:53:39She's just so not you
00:53:40that it just,
00:53:41it hits this other
00:53:43part of me
00:53:43and I don't
00:53:44understand it.
00:53:46Baby, please,
00:53:47okay?
00:53:47You just gotta
00:53:48forgive me,
00:53:48all right?
00:53:49It won't happen again.
00:53:50Only way for me
00:53:51to know
00:53:53is if we get rid
00:53:54of her.
00:53:55What?
00:53:57Uncle Tony,
00:53:58you have to believe me.
00:54:00He drugged me.
00:54:01Oh, please.
00:54:02Why would I?
00:54:04Because you all
00:54:05want something
00:54:06from Uncle Tony.
00:54:07His ring
00:54:07and his inheritance.
00:54:09You're all liars
00:54:10and crooks.
00:54:13Well, I hate to say it,
00:54:14but she's right.
00:54:15Huh.
00:54:16Not you.
00:54:17Steph is right.
00:54:18This maid
00:54:19is a dirty liar
00:54:21and a whore.
00:54:22She stole your ring,
00:54:24brought it to me
00:54:25and asked to split
00:54:2650-50.
00:54:28Impossible.
00:54:29And now you're
00:54:29really beginning
00:54:30to piss me off, Sylvia.
00:54:32Hey, brother,
00:54:32I would never...
00:54:32I trust Brittany
00:54:33with my whole house.
00:54:35She would never
00:54:35do that.
00:54:38Strange.
00:54:39Isn't she
00:54:40the only one
00:54:40with the password
00:54:41to your safe?
00:54:43Yes,
00:54:44and I still
00:54:44don't believe it.
00:54:45Well, why don't
00:54:46you ask your little maid
00:54:47who stole the ring
00:54:48and brought it to me?
00:54:55I took it,
00:54:56Tony,
00:54:58but...
00:54:58Oh, God.
00:55:00I'm...
00:55:01I'm...
00:55:01I can't explain.
00:55:03I...
00:55:03No need to, Brittany.
00:55:06You've...
00:55:07deeply disappointed me.
00:55:09I took care of you
00:55:10and your sick mother
00:55:11every day
00:55:12for years.
00:55:18That all ends now.
00:55:20You can stay on
00:55:22and work
00:55:23the birthday dinner,
00:55:25but after that,
00:55:26you have to leave
00:55:27the house,
00:55:28never to return.
00:55:32You have to leave
00:55:33the house,
00:55:34never to return.
00:55:38Time to take
00:55:39out the trash.
00:55:49What they did
00:55:50to you,
00:55:51that's not okay.
00:55:53It's all my fault.
00:55:54What?
00:55:54No, no.
00:55:55Come on.
00:55:56It's not your fault.
00:55:57If I had just
00:55:57told Tony
00:55:59what was happening,
00:56:00then none of it
00:56:02would have happened,
00:56:03but I just paved
00:56:06the way for them
00:56:07to murder him.
00:56:12Tony died.
00:56:14And I'm to blame.
00:56:15No.
00:56:16Listen to me.
00:56:17You are not to blame.
00:56:19The only thing
00:56:20that you're to blame for
00:56:21is being a good person.
00:56:23You love.
00:56:24You trust.
00:56:25Those bastards
00:56:26took advantage of that,
00:56:27yes,
00:56:28but that does not
00:56:29make you a bad person.
00:56:31No, I am.
00:56:35I left you.
00:56:49Why?
00:56:53Why?
00:56:54Your mother,
00:56:57she told me
00:56:58that I couldn't
00:57:00see you anymore.
00:57:01She threatened to have my mom fired and to get me expelled.
00:57:05Destroy our lives.
00:57:07All because you were from a prominent family and I was the daughter of a maid.
00:57:13Oh my gods.
00:57:14I couldn't understand why you would just leave me.
00:57:18It broke my heart too.
00:57:23I loved you so much.
00:57:28I'm sorry.
00:57:30I can't do this.
00:57:31It's just too confusing for me right now.
00:57:33I'm sorry.
00:57:34I don't think it's confusing at all.
00:57:40I think that you came here tonight for a reason.
00:57:47I think that you're meant to be here because I believe in second chances.
00:58:16Marble floors and diamond lights, silver spoons and alibis.
00:58:22I made the beds, I poured the wine.
00:58:26And now they're tracing every line.
00:58:30If love and use my crime tonight, then read my tears in black and white, between my secrets can't all
00:58:47light.
00:58:50I'm just a girl who lost the fight.
00:58:54And every doubt you try to prove still trembles when I make a move.
00:59:03I'm not the ghost inside these walls.
00:59:07Not every tear is guilty as cold.
00:59:10But if you choose to walk away, then that's the price I'll have to pay.
00:59:22But if love and use my crime tonight, then let the truth come.
00:59:39What is going on here?
00:59:41Uh, nothing.
00:59:43What do you need?
00:59:44Doesn't matter.
00:59:45Uncle Tony's lawyer just sent us a telegram.
00:59:47With explicit instructions on where to find and read Uncle Tony's will immediately.
00:59:53So, everyone in the house needs to hear it.
00:59:55He needs murderers.
00:59:56Okay, we'll be right down.
00:59:58Just give us a minute.
01:00:03I'm going to have to go face that horrible family again.
01:00:07I'll protect you.
01:00:12You will?
01:00:13I've never in a million years thought that I would ever get you back.
01:00:19But here you are.
01:00:23And whatever happens, I am not losing you again.
01:00:27Not this time.
01:00:29So, if those bastards want to mess with you,
01:00:33they'll have to go through me.
01:00:39Can we turn the AC on?
01:00:41It's ruining my photo.
01:00:42Would you guys just shut the fuck up?
01:00:44Oh, my God.
01:00:45Seriously?
01:00:46Did we really have to bring the murdering whore here?
01:00:49All right.
01:00:50All right, everybody.
01:00:50Let's just, let's keep the peace, okay?
01:00:53Obviously, Uncle T's lawyer can't be here, but he showed me where the will is.
01:00:57I studied law, so I should be the one to read it.
01:01:00Um, honey, you took a crash Zoom course and didn't even finish it.
01:01:05That's enough.
01:01:05It can't be that hard.
01:01:06There's going to be one line, and it's going to name me as the sole heir.
01:01:10There's no way Uncle Tony left everything to a pathological liar like our mom.
01:01:14Excuse me?
01:01:15Or to my loser brother.
01:01:17Well, you seemed to think I was pretty capable earlier when you had the bright idea to...
01:01:22I am set, and you can all go to hell.
01:01:26Not if the will says the ring goes to Ryan.
01:01:29What is a piece of paper worth anyway?
01:01:32Possession is nine-tenths of the law.
01:01:35You old wretch.
01:01:38I'm going to rip that ring off of a whore.
01:01:40I would like to see you try it.
01:01:41Ladies, stop.
01:01:42Stop, please.
01:01:44Yanni, can you just read my inheritance?
01:01:47Okay.
01:01:48Yeah.
01:01:55Okay, I, Tony, being of sound mind and body, do hereby be...
01:02:03Be...
01:02:03Begreeth...
01:02:05Begreave?
01:02:06Begreave?
01:02:07Bequeath?
01:02:08Bequeath!
01:02:09Bequeath all of my earthly possessions.
01:02:12I'm including the mansion, the Tuscan villa, the vineyards, and the cars to my soul, Eris.
01:02:21Eris?
01:02:22Eris!
01:02:23Yes!
01:02:24It's a woman!
01:02:26I was right!
01:02:28Fuck you.
01:02:30Fuck you.
01:02:32Fuck you.
01:02:33And especially, fuck you.
01:02:36To my soul, Eris, my maid.
01:02:41What?
01:02:42What?
01:02:43Brittany Logan.
01:02:43What?
01:02:44Have you been fucking Tony?
01:02:46Oh, yeah, mom?
01:02:48Give us a whore!
01:02:50My maid, Brittany Logan.
01:02:53What?
01:02:53Fucking whore, you're dead, you bitch.
01:02:56You bitch, fuck you.
01:03:00You're fucking up with a fucking...
01:03:02You're fucking up with a fucking...
01:03:03You fucking joke!
01:03:03No, seriously, give me the fucking...
01:03:06I shot the...
01:03:07All right, all right, all right, all right.
01:03:09I'm sorry to interrupt this little family squabble or whatever this is, but there is one thing
01:03:14that I know for certain, and that is that the killer is here in this room currently, and
01:03:19unless that person comes forward right now and confesses, you're all under arrest.
01:03:26Okay, well, I think it's pretty obvious who the killer is at this point.
01:03:30The murderer is Brittany.
01:03:33Brittany, like I said, three hours ago, okay?
01:03:36Does everybody remember that?
01:03:38Can we all go to a flashback moment when I said that?
01:03:42I know who did it.
01:03:44It was her!
01:03:46Thank God you're here!
01:03:47My uncle-in-law has been killed, and you have the murderer right here!
01:03:51Brittany is apparently, and against all logic and reason, Tony's sole heiress.
01:03:58I mean, fuck, that's her motive.
01:04:03She had a cover-up, too.
01:04:05She knew that we were all coming here tonight, and she also knew that we all wanted something
01:04:11from Uncle Tony.
01:04:12So, what did she do?
01:04:14This little rat bitch decided to change the will right before his birthday.
01:04:22And she was spying on us.
01:04:25Learned all of our secrets.
01:04:27She was the only one with access to Uncle Tony's food.
01:04:38Clearly, we are a greedy type, yes?
01:04:42And none of us actually gave a single fuck about Uncle Tony, let's be honest.
01:04:46But we could not actually commit cold hard murder.
01:04:50Even if we all thought about it.
01:04:55But this one here...
01:05:00Cover.
01:05:02Motive.
01:05:04Opportunity.
01:05:06I mean, Jesus, Mr. Police Officer, arrest this whore immediately.
01:05:12Wow.
01:05:13That was so clever and sexy, baby.
01:05:19What?
01:05:20Yeah, honey.
01:05:25I'm sorry.
01:05:26The will, it's...
01:05:28A hell of a motive.
01:05:30And a hell of a twist.
01:05:34I don't know if I can protect you from any of this.
01:05:37Did you tell me the truth about any of it?
01:05:43Brittany.
01:05:45Please tell me that what we had was real.
01:05:47Do you really think that I killed Tony?
01:05:50For his money?
01:05:51I don't know what to think.
01:05:52I don't know what to do.
01:05:55I'm sorry.
01:05:57No.
01:05:58No, I'll...
01:06:05Um...
01:06:099-1-1, what's your emergency?
01:06:11Yeah, it's Detective Beckham.
01:06:13I need all units to the Harbor Residence as soon as possible.
01:06:16Whatever you're doing can wait.
01:06:21Hey!
01:06:24Don't move a muscle.
01:06:26I'll be right back.
01:06:28No.
01:06:29Wait, Alan.
01:06:38Listen up.
01:06:38I don't care what you did or did not do.
01:06:41My lawyers are excellent.
01:06:42They will get you out.
01:06:43If you agree to marry me and share the inheritance.
01:06:46You disgusting prick.
01:06:48I don't want the money.
01:06:49I don't want the inheritance.
01:06:51And I most definitely do not want you.
01:06:54Are you sure about that?
01:06:57I'll knock you right now, babes.
01:06:59All you gotta do is split the inheritance with me.
01:07:01Okay?
01:07:03It's better than prison.
01:07:04What do you think?
01:07:09What do you think?
01:07:10The most important thing now is Alan.
01:07:13I have to find him and convince him that what we had was real.
01:07:18And that I didn't kill Tony.
01:07:20Okay.
01:07:21I agree.
01:07:22Unlock me.
01:07:27Don't screw me, mate.
01:07:30I can't promise.
01:07:32I'll get him.
01:07:36That's binding.
01:07:48Alan?
01:07:51Alan?
01:08:06Hello, Brittany.
01:08:07Oh, my God.
01:08:09Hello, Brittany.
01:08:11Are you a ghost?
01:08:14Or am I dead?
01:08:16Relax.
01:08:17Neither.
01:08:18Then what?
01:08:19How are you?
01:08:21I faked my death.
01:08:22Well, it doesn't take a genius to realize my entire family wanted me dead to get their grubby hands on
01:08:28my fortune.
01:08:29So I beat him to the punch.
01:08:31I staged the whole thing.
01:08:32I do regret having to do so at your expense.
01:08:37But I knew I could trust you.
01:08:40But I knew I could trust you.
01:08:40And only you.
01:08:42Crazy old fool.
01:08:43Do you have any idea what I've been through?
01:08:45I almost died at least five times with your stupid game.
01:08:51It wasn't all fake.
01:08:54The truth is, I am sick.
01:08:57I won't live to celebrate my next birthday.
01:09:01And the inheritance is yours.
01:09:07Why?
01:09:08It's simple.
01:09:10You're the sweetest, kindest person I know.
01:09:14And I believe that good people deserve good things.
01:09:18There's not enough of that in the world.
01:09:20And so, my entire estate, the four billion dollars, and the property, it's yours.
01:09:34My entire estate, the four billion dollars, and the property, it's yours.
01:09:42But what about Alan?
01:09:44Alan.
01:09:45Alan, my friend, I'm afraid something terrible is going to happen to me.
01:09:49And if it does, I need you to come back and investigate.
01:09:53You're the best investigator in the world, and the only one who can figure out what happened.
01:09:59We are old friends.
01:10:04Okay, okay, you guys.
01:10:05Chat GBT says that if she did kill him, then she cannot inherit.
01:10:10So, we just split the assets evenly.
01:10:14So, it's fair.
01:10:16Ahem.
01:10:17I have something that I would like to say.
01:10:20How did you get out?
01:10:21Oh, I'm live streaming, y'all.
01:10:23I would like to tell you the truth.
01:10:25About what happened to Uncle Tony.
01:10:28Go ahead.
01:10:28Say it.
01:10:36Tony, you know, I only see you at my birthday.
01:10:39And each year I watch you grow more greedy, more cruel, more immoral.
01:10:45When I realized that you were only here for my money, I decided to test you and fake my death.
01:11:00Oh, my God!
01:11:02Uncle Tony, you were, like, hilarious.
01:11:05I mean, we all fell for that.
01:11:07We even fell for the fact that you were giving the maid all your shit.
01:11:10Oh, don't worry.
01:11:11That was all true.
01:11:13I've changed my will.
01:11:15Brittany inherits everything.
01:11:16You inherit nothing.
01:11:18What?
01:11:18All the financial support I've given you these many years, all the homes in my name, you're cut off.
01:11:26What?
01:11:27The Wakanda!
01:11:28Starting now, you have nothing.
01:11:30I hope you live streamed that.
01:11:39Listen up, old man.
01:11:41I don't give up like your loser family, okay?
01:11:44Yes, I can see that.
01:11:46You're of a different breed.
01:11:47Damn straight I am.
01:11:48And the only way you're gonna get rid of me is if you give me what I came for.
01:11:54The ring!
01:11:56Or you'll regret the day that I met Ryan in the Starbucks urinal.
01:12:00I already do.
01:12:03I'll make your life a living hell, old man.
01:12:06Or whatever's left of it.
01:12:08So, if I give you the ring, you'll take my greedy nephew and leave forever?
01:12:14Yeah.
01:12:15Okay.
01:12:17Sylvia, the ring.
01:12:28Jesus.
01:12:30Jesus.
01:12:31Oh, God.
01:12:46You scheming son of a bitch.
01:12:49You scheming son of a bitch.
01:12:54Don't slander our mother, Sylvia.
01:12:56You were always her favorite.
01:12:59For no reason.
01:13:01You were better.
01:13:02You weren't smarter.
01:13:04And you weren't harder working.
01:13:06Just because you were born a boy.
01:13:09Dad, Mom invested in you.
01:13:13Sylvia.
01:13:14That's how you turned out to be rich.
01:13:17And I became poor.
01:13:19Because of a genetic roll of the dice.
01:13:23But this is my ring.
01:13:24I deserve it.
01:13:26Sylvia, even if you had been more a man, Mom and Dad wouldn't have supported you.
01:13:30You're an ungrateful, untalented, lazy, compulsive liar.
01:13:35You deserve nothing.
01:13:39Oh, my God.
01:13:45What?
01:13:51It's not a real gun, of course.
01:13:53What kind of cop would carry a fake gun?
01:13:57Not a cop.
01:13:58A detective.
01:14:00And one who's good enough to know that a family of vipers depraved enough to try to kill their own
01:14:06patriarch
01:14:07will eventually become desperate enough to use a gun.
01:14:13Well, there's more of us than you, so we outnumber you.
01:14:18You want to say that again?
01:14:19Oh?
01:14:20You have a choice.
01:14:22You can either stay and wait for the rest of the police force to get here and arrest you for
01:14:27attempted murder,
01:14:29which should be any minute now,
01:14:31or you can leave forever and find another sugar daddy.
01:14:35It's amazing that you idiots never realize in a house like this everything is recorded.
01:14:49Well, what'll it be?
01:14:53Well, what'll it be?
01:15:11I never felt freer in my life.
01:15:14But Sylvia ran away with your ring.
01:15:16Oh, let her have it.
01:15:18That's a two-dollar decoy.
01:15:20This is the real one.
01:15:27Do you like it?
01:15:30It's beautiful, but I like you being alive much better.
01:15:36Well, I knew you would.
01:15:38That's why I'm giving it to you.
01:15:41I always said I would only give my family ring to someone who is marrying for true love.
01:15:49This is a $30 million dollar ring.
01:15:52No.
01:15:54$70 million.
01:16:01Go.
01:16:03Run to him.
01:16:10Wait, Alan!
01:16:14Are you leaving so soon?
01:16:17Well, I didn't want to interrupt the family reunion.
01:16:21Um, speaking of family, I...
01:16:26I was wondering if you wanted to complete the cycle.
01:16:31Brittany, what are you doing?
01:16:33You can have any man in the world now.
01:16:36I know.
01:16:38You're a billionaire.
01:16:39And I'm just a smart, funny, talented, good-looking detective.
01:16:45Why would you want to be with me?
01:16:48I don't want to give up on us this time.
01:16:52I don't want to let you go.
01:16:56And I can't wait to see how your mom would react.
01:17:06Well?
01:17:14Brittany Logan,
01:17:16will you marry me?
01:17:21Yes.
01:17:46Who's this?
01:17:49Brittany, your mom's scared.
01:17:52Mom?
01:17:59How are you walking?
01:18:01Turns out there is a very new and very expensive experimental treatment.
01:18:07And it works.
01:18:09My test came back clearer.
01:18:11I feel wonderful.
01:18:12You look wonderful, but...
01:18:14How did I afford it?
01:18:16I have an angel.
01:18:19Thank you, Uncle Tony.
01:18:23Mom, I want you to meet someone.
01:18:27This is Alan.
01:18:29My future husband.
01:18:31Alan from school?
01:18:33Yes.
01:18:34It's good to see you again.
01:18:36Wow, he's hot.
01:18:37Excuse me?
01:18:38Oh, sorry.
01:18:40You're hot, too.
01:18:42Wait, Mom, Uncle Tony, are the two of you?
01:18:46Yes.
01:18:48Oh.
01:18:49I guess that's a story for the sequel.
01:18:53Well...
01:19:05Red Dragon.
01:19:06Record by...
01:19:07Short Drama Free.
01:19:08Follow for more.
01:19:23Kindушка.
01:19:23I'm sorry.
01:19:23I'm hungry, I'm hungry.
01:19:23See you next time.
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