00:00Hello, yes, I am locked out of my account.
00:02Okay, what is your date of birth?
00:04Like, who was I dating at birth?
00:05You didn't have a girlfriend.
00:06Yeah, I didn't have a girlfriend when I was born.
00:08Just tell them who you're dating now.
00:09I can tell you who I'm dating now. It's a very beautiful...
00:11Okay, can you give me your mother's maiden name?
00:13Sir, my mother's not a maiden.
00:14Your mom's a stripper.
00:15Yeah, my mom's a stripper.
00:16She dances.
00:16I can give you her stripper name.
00:17Yeah, just give him that.
00:18It's Veronica Vixen.
00:19What'd they say?
00:20Did you hear me? It's fine.
00:21Okay, what's your username?
00:22What?
00:23Username.
00:23What'd they say?
00:24They want me to use her name.
00:25So just go by Veronica Vixen.
00:27Okay, sir, I'm Veronica Vixen. Now what?
00:28He probably wants you to dance.
00:29And I'm dancing too, sir.
00:30Get it, bro. I'm getting it.
00:32Okay, sir, do you have the account number?
00:33He wants me to count numbers.
00:34Damn it.
00:35What do I do?
00:36Let's just try to count to 20.
00:37Sir, we're gonna try to count to 20.
00:39One, two, three...
00:40Okay, let's go with the year your father was born.
00:42Sir, my father's boring every year.
00:44Tell him he watches the news.
00:45He watches the news and he loves it.
00:46He's so boring.
00:47He be smiling and stuff.
00:47What'd they say?
00:48They want to know what year he was born.
00:49He's boring every year.
00:50That's what I said.
00:51Try dancing again.
00:52Sir, I'm getting it again.
00:53Get it, Derek.
00:53What's your social security number?
00:55They want my social security number.
00:56You don't work for security.
00:58I already know that.
00:58Make something up.
00:59Sir, my badge number is 848.
01:00I'm officer, Derek.
01:01Okay, okay. Just give me your phone number.
01:03Now he's hitting on me.
01:04What?
01:04He just asked me for my phone number.
01:05Flirt back if it helps.
01:06Sir, you smell good.
01:07Talk dirtier.
01:08And I'm not wearing any underwear.
01:09Now unlock our account, sir.
01:10Yeah, can you please...
01:12He hung up.
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